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  • Опубликовано: 24 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 254

  • @T3chAnalogy
    @T3chAnalogy 4 месяца назад +1249

    Type A Chatter: Why didn't you buy watermelon on your giraffe turn 7?
    Type B Chatter: You should go to the hospital NL. You have a family to take care of.
    Type C Chatter: I Thlammed my penith in a car door.

    • @thirdvect0r
      @thirdvect0r 4 месяца назад +37

      +2

    • @areisenegger2001
      @areisenegger2001 4 месяца назад +95

      Honestly tupe B slipping into A telling him how to play his life

    • @traviskephart19
      @traviskephart19 4 месяца назад +14

      Soo true

    • @Ty6260
      @Ty6260 4 месяца назад +1

      Call me ACAB the way I hit all these notes on a vibe type shit

    • @bruhmoment8543
      @bruhmoment8543 4 месяца назад

      he slammed his penis in the car door 😃

  • @Wapfgaming
    @Wapfgaming 4 месяца назад +352

    The way he deals with his pain by immediately cyber bullying a chatter is so fucking funny to me

  • @mrsmartypants1987
    @mrsmartypants1987 4 месяца назад +635

    Thumb supercut is CRAZY dawg. Somebody take his librarian license away bro.

    • @MangroveLord
      @MangroveLord 4 месяца назад +143

      muther fkrrrr this is WHY HE GOT his license

    • @Chaosuser32
      @Chaosuser32 4 месяца назад +29

      Most normal librarian supercut actually

    • @cjsdizzy
      @cjsdizzy 4 месяца назад +2

      His, library card.

  • @br8581
    @br8581 4 месяца назад +643

    My dad used to say, "Trying to save time only wastes time."
    Call that a rule of thumb.

  • @Lich_V.
    @Lich_V. 4 месяца назад +1168

    Okay, Okay, of course we are, HEEELP, HEEEEEEELP MEEEE!!!

    • @malte291
      @malte291 4 месяца назад +37

      +2

    • @scottmillor
      @scottmillor 4 месяца назад +64

      We’re Chick-fil-a guys, of course we need HEEEEEEEEEEELP. HEEEEEELP MEEEEEE!

    • @Gambaba
      @Gambaba 4 месяца назад +6

      +2 pfp

    • @Lich_V.
      @Lich_V. 4 месяца назад +4

      @@Gambaba chain crescendo

    • @evilevilcritter
      @evilevilcritter 4 месяца назад +1

      WHAT? help!

  • @greenoftreeblackofblue6625
    @greenoftreeblackofblue6625 4 месяца назад +493

    I swear all he's braincells were in that thumb and it fucked up his nervous system or something.

    • @aamr7434
      @aamr7434 4 месяца назад +41

      yep, sadly the thumb infection spread to his brain

    • @karonuva
      @karonuva 4 месяца назад +36

      having a health problem and being forced to deal with incompetent medical services/staff like you're trying to wrestle a bull elephant does that to a person

    • @matimele1
      @matimele1 3 месяца назад +1

      at least he has brain cells unlike you who doesn't even know the difference between "he's" and "his"

  • @Redwoodtrees-um9bf
    @Redwoodtrees-um9bf 4 месяца назад +445

    I cant believe how Northernlion turned out after losing his thumb. Really shows how much loss can change you💔

    • @greenoftreeblackofblue6625
      @greenoftreeblackofblue6625 4 месяца назад +32

      Explains why he won't play elden ring doesn't want anymore battle damage

    • @NiaTheMilkTank
      @NiaTheMilkTank 4 месяца назад +7

      @@greenoftreeblackofblue6625 just needs to lose 1 more and he'll have an op frenzy build

  • @distortedjams
    @distortedjams 4 месяца назад +323

    Honey wake up, a new Ryan Letourneau medical incident hour long compilation just dropped.

  • @Marethewz
    @Marethewz 4 месяца назад +393

    You already know he thlammed his thumb into the- HEEELP HEEELP MEEEEEE

  • @Galacticbraindentist
    @Galacticbraindentist 4 месяца назад +139

    “He literally typed ‘Bahaha’ like he’s from Cave Story or something like that and then left.” Classic moment

  • @De4dhouse
    @De4dhouse 4 месяца назад +117

    Luna D. Letourneau and No Hair Thumbs on the thumbnail is goated

  • @donarbhak5799
    @donarbhak5799 4 месяца назад +102

    As someone who hurt his thumb the exact same way, let me tell you that i dont remember anything of it because it happened 15 years ago.

  • @thedandguy189
    @thedandguy189 4 месяца назад +82

    The whole time he was talking about it after it happened, I couldn’t help but just mentally wince.
    I know from experience, he was not delirious from the painkiller. He was 110% strung-out from the pure adrenaline from the pain. If you’ve ever experienced really REALLY bad pain from a non-debilitating injury, it makes your whole endocrine system do a backflip man. It’s crazy

  • @darrenmills3943
    @darrenmills3943 4 месяца назад +87

    I hope NL doesn't have any more medical problems, but if he does, I'm glad Librarian is here to turn it into a feature length film

  • @brotondo2705
    @brotondo2705 4 месяца назад +102

    Y’all ever see a chat message that makes you giggle to realize you were the one that wrote it months ago?

    • @TheLibraryofLetourneau
      @TheLibraryofLetourneau  4 месяца назад +70

      holy hell what a rush that must be

    • @AlexanderAndreassen123
      @AlexanderAndreassen123 4 месяца назад +16

      No I only feel embarrassment

    • @VexValac
      @VexValac 4 месяца назад +3

      This happened to me as well. The only difference is that it was a comment I posted on video 10 years ago 💀

    • @AlexanderAndreassen123
      @AlexanderAndreassen123 4 месяца назад +3

      @@VexValac Oh God yes, I always dread when people respond to some comment I made 12 years ago

    • @Shiftarus
      @Shiftarus 4 месяца назад +2

      ​@@AlexanderAndreassen123 turning off notifications for comment replies changed my life

  • @Sh33rCold
    @Sh33rCold 4 месяца назад +90

    Absolutely cursed intro… I love it

  • @mauvemus5810
    @mauvemus5810 4 месяца назад +118

    I just realized the thumbnail is supposed to be Shanks saving Luffy lmao

    • @kylerharris4246
      @kylerharris4246 4 месяца назад +3

      Is he saving a danganronpa character?

    • @gluever54
      @gluever54 3 месяца назад

      ​@@kylerharris4246i thought it's his daughter

  • @roramdin
    @roramdin 4 месяца назад +65

    new librarian. you already know im obsessed with it.

    • @berkeleyisonline160
      @berkeleyisonline160 4 месяца назад +8

      money spreadddd 😝 rahh 🤟 rockin it my way

    • @jaydeyt
      @jaydeyt 4 месяца назад +3

      ro ramdin on the librarian video comments section??? thats cool

    • @userr1225
      @userr1225 3 месяца назад +1

      me when I speak to the neighborhood obsessive stalker character and ask whats new around town

  • @123370
    @123370 4 месяца назад +148

    It's wild how the chat emote meta has changed so much in the last few months.

    • @lobstrain
      @lobstrain 4 месяца назад +68

      Was thinking the same. Doesn't feel like an NL video without a flood of ICANT

    • @Krackerjax
      @Krackerjax 4 месяца назад +31

      Glorp ?

    • @PlatinumMadLad
      @PlatinumMadLad 4 месяца назад +26

      CAUGHT

    • @Lino797
      @Lino797 4 месяца назад +4

      Glorp

    • @KillerTeddyBear77
      @KillerTeddyBear77 4 месяца назад +2

      Carbon detected. Glorp.

  • @ashceffy
    @ashceffy 4 месяца назад +31

    Hearing him go off about the SSACBI (simultaneous salmonella and campylobacter infection) reminded me of that chatter who was like “hey NL! The way you keep talking about this, I think you legitimately have trauma from this event.”

  • @egeakgun
    @egeakgun 4 месяца назад +36

    this was a cinematic masterpiece from start to finish. would absolutely write an unfunny one sentence joke review about it on my letterboxd

  • @Marklar3
    @Marklar3 4 месяца назад +47

    The piano music in beginning is Ligeti's etude No. 13 "The Devil's Staircase"

    • @wolfiedude14
      @wolfiedude14 4 месяца назад +7

      I knew it was Ligeti, what a bizarre crossover I never expected

    • @Whatismusic123
      @Whatismusic123 4 месяца назад +2

      @@wolfiedude14 I 😍random noise

  • @AtaGunZ
    @AtaGunZ 4 месяца назад +153

    JOKER SUPERCUT LETS GOOOOOOO

  • @ex3us916
    @ex3us916 4 месяца назад +16

    freak backdoor accident removes every last hair from man's head

  • @t00berer
    @t00berer 4 месяца назад +9

    ‘I’m not overselling my injury. If anything, I’m underselling it!’ *talks about it for the duration of a feature length film*

  • @exoqqen
    @exoqqen 4 месяца назад +6

    every time he mentioned how that second doctor tried to get him to pay a cencellation fee i got so mad i wanted to call and complain at their office

  • @MaddenedInvader
    @MaddenedInvader 4 месяца назад +104

    This opening song just sets up this video as the funniest masterpiece of NL content so far.

    • @AndrewWhise
      @AndrewWhise 4 месяца назад

      It's The Devil's Staircase by Gyorgy Ligeti

  • @PacificEgg
    @PacificEgg 4 месяца назад +15

    When I almost chopped my finger off with a mitre saw, i had like 45 seconds of "Oh this is about to realy fucking hurt"

  • @louieriseborough7964
    @louieriseborough7964 4 месяца назад +65

    perhaps he should've called a hemomancer...

  • @awwawawawa
    @awwawawawa 4 месяца назад +66

    the THUMBnail goes hard

    • @tsawy6
      @tsawy6 4 месяца назад +3

      hard and black and falls off eventually

    • @mrwaffleman8732
      @mrwaffleman8732 4 месяца назад

      HAHAHHHAHAHA HAHAHhahha AHAAHHAHAHAHHA!!!!!! HAHAAHAHHAHA

    • @bubadeggs
      @bubadeggs 4 месяца назад

      Nah the thumbnail fell off after awhile

  • @Maxdog920
    @Maxdog920 4 месяца назад +11

    It’s days like today where I’m glad I have my library card. Thanks librarian!!

  • @verkhvo
    @verkhvo 4 месяца назад +30

    38:47 dwarf fortress аss personality change

  • @GreaTeacheRopke97
    @GreaTeacheRopke97 4 месяца назад +1

    watching this was honestly a blessing. not only a hilarious supercut, but i literally just slammed my finger in a door and the first thing i thought of was this video. like, the way he so vividly described hearing the crunch, and what it looked like after, that i knew mine was gonna be ok by comparison

  • @ZteffenTheBatFan
    @ZteffenTheBatFan 4 месяца назад +25

    What an ominously vague title

  • @ribofen
    @ribofen 4 месяца назад +5

    I'm so proud of where you've reached from where you started. Your hard work is noticed and appreciated.

  • @ChibiQilin
    @ChibiQilin 4 месяца назад +7

    19:35 The admin staff ARE the system. The reason why medical costs are so high in America is because the administrative staff and the insurance companies. In Canada, the costs are lower with a 1 party system but we still have an incredibly inefficient system compared to other countries with socialized healthcare, a large part of it is due to inefficient administration. Quite literally, they are the system.

  • @Lan-ks1ld
    @Lan-ks1ld 4 месяца назад +15

    I hadn't been on stream enough to catch any of this, so I couldn't tell how deep "The Thumb" story arc went
    But holy crap 39 min in and there's already drama, betrayal, character growth, exploration of psyche, chatter warfare, mental breakdown and of course parasocial relationships.

  • @jacobwumbo827
    @jacobwumbo827 4 месяца назад +3

    k8 being a chatter first and wife second makes these interactions gol--ahhhhhh, ahhhhh, ahhhh, ahhhh.

  • @karonuva
    @karonuva 4 месяца назад +14

    I think any doctor that defaults to the "wait and see" response is actually worthless at their job. Like bro why do you think I booked an appointment...

  • @minion2225
    @minion2225 4 месяца назад +5

    As someone who has lost a toenail to a piece of cement slightly sticking out on the beach this resonates with me on a spiritual level

  • @Blackobluna
    @Blackobluna 4 месяца назад +54

    I'm telling my kids this is Persona 5 Golden

  • @Xenomnipotent
    @Xenomnipotent 4 месяца назад +3

    The outro song clip is genuinely the greatest thing I’ve seen this month

  • @bo5035
    @bo5035 4 месяца назад +3

    35:48: The first chimpanzee that was born with the opposable thumb mutation on one of it’s hands 2 million years ago

  • @greenbean4422
    @greenbean4422 4 месяца назад +22

    Angry Pumpkin Era lookin Ahh

  • @Headstockch
    @Headstockch 4 месяца назад +4

    Slammed my ring finger last year, horrible pain. But the worst part is the throbbing at the first 2 nights
    Second worst is I had to cut my finger nails deep below the line because blood dried between my fingernails and the flesh. I have to gradually chip out part of my nail that got lift up and hope not to bleed or hitting the non-scarred flesh
    To full recovery, it took abt 6 months for me

  • @ashceffy
    @ashceffy 4 месяца назад +18

    I FORGOT ABOUT THE THUMB ARC HOLYYYYYYY

  • @SemiIocon
    @SemiIocon 4 месяца назад +3

    SAP and Golf, what a blast from the past.

  • @SirCrest
    @SirCrest 4 месяца назад +1

    I'm in awe of your actual library of clips

  • @JonahChickering-j9n
    @JonahChickering-j9n 4 месяца назад +6

    This is a kino cinema masterpiece

  • @Rylee_G
    @Rylee_G 4 месяца назад +3

    the editing is next level

  • @helloimtom100
    @helloimtom100 4 месяца назад +1

    Relatively new nl fan so thanks for the lore catch up.

  • @DoktorJJJK
    @DoktorJJJK 4 месяца назад +12

    Oh nice, The Thumb Incident: Ultra Deluxe

  • @jillsandwitch67
    @jillsandwitch67 4 месяца назад +2

    terrifying to learn you can be marked as a suspicious chatter

  • @crash1108
    @crash1108 4 месяца назад +4

    Love NL bringing back the bit of someone who eats a muffin for breakfast has had a bad morning

  • @adamthedog1
    @adamthedog1 4 месяца назад +2

    hahaha great use of the untitled goose game soundtrack. got it on vinyl for my sister a while back. thanks librarian

  • @flounderflounder6833
    @flounderflounder6833 4 месяца назад +4

    Forgot i was watching this on 1.25x speed and i was like dayum his adrenalines really up

  • @mihajlot331
    @mihajlot331 4 месяца назад

    incredible saga. thank you libearian. i feel like i can verbatim retell the story of how it happened after hearing him talk about it for an hour and a half. incredible development. captivating af.

  • @TheFragWolf
    @TheFragWolf 4 месяца назад +7

    The chat collectively repeating a reference that was created mere moments before is art

  • @emanuele332211
    @emanuele332211 4 месяца назад +27

    Hey librarian, do you remember the clip where chiblee said "borno" instead of "p*rno"? I THINK it was during a jackbox game

  • @damianea103
    @damianea103 4 месяца назад +3

    I don't remember the Joker movie being only 1hr and 33 minutes.

  • @SeveralGhost
    @SeveralGhost 2 месяца назад +1

    I cant tell if he just lost weight or got a buccal fat removal, but this comp shows that the egg cheeks are changing

  • @Zaxophone32
    @Zaxophone32 4 месяца назад +2

    You need to start a playlist for this video and the food poisoning video and call them "the medical trauma arc"

  • @tylerbrantner4026
    @tylerbrantner4026 4 месяца назад +4

    We’re thumb guys, of course we fell off

  • @Lendarytilapia
    @Lendarytilapia 4 месяца назад +1

    Insane Thumbnail for the thumb nail saga

  • @grymgungus3933
    @grymgungus3933 4 месяца назад +1

    Was listening to this drunk and finally beat the Elden Ring dlc final boss after bangin my head into it for three day. NL is goated

  • @jamespeetz4008
    @jamespeetz4008 3 месяца назад +1

    men when they get a tummy ache versus men when they mangle their thumb

  • @mesmerisingcube417
    @mesmerisingcube417 4 месяца назад +1

    The intro felt like a fever dream.
    Perfect as always.

  • @HelsenbergFan
    @HelsenbergFan 2 месяца назад

    "im already -1 minus one of my two thumbs" i love nl

  • @9e7exkbzvwpf7c
    @9e7exkbzvwpf7c 4 месяца назад +1

    I’m choosing not to ponder what it’s gonna be like when I finish this vid and have to wait for a new one.
    Nail matrix?! wtf?

  • @jackmeyergarvey
    @jackmeyergarvey 4 месяца назад

    You are an artist. This is beautiful

  • @felix56p
    @felix56p 4 месяца назад +1

    12:21 love the fast food comment when he's literally watching the fast food of entertainment

  • @crisonr5906
    @crisonr5906 4 месяца назад +8

    The 2 years of peloton did a number on him😔

    • @davidr2421
      @davidr2421 4 месяца назад

      He's nothing but a withered husk of his former self

  • @benreber6321
    @benreber6321 4 месяца назад +1

    The 1D glasses bit is correct as is, everyone backseating saying it would be a dot are confidently incorrect.

  • @deadclicks
    @deadclicks 4 месяца назад +2

    Doctors are wild. I spent a whole 2 years being sent from doctor to different doctor trying to solve a major health problem until one of them finally admitted that science hasn't advanced far enough to treat my issue

  • @jamesdulak3108
    @jamesdulak3108 4 месяца назад +1

    NL dropping his muffin on top of all of this other horrible shit going on here gets me every time.

  • @kiwii24
    @kiwii24 4 месяца назад +1

    CAVE STORY MENTIONED

  • @davvv5419
    @davvv5419 4 месяца назад

    You've done it again Librarian, a masterful piece of content out of the wacky wild world of NL.

  • @fleegawn9352
    @fleegawn9352 4 месяца назад +1

    There’s really nothing like NL medical trauma, thank you librarian

  • @cybrosync229
    @cybrosync229 4 месяца назад +2

    How are you such an artist librarian

  • @traviskephart19
    @traviskephart19 4 месяца назад

    I almost tapped out when he started describing the nail falling off

  • @helloimtom100
    @helloimtom100 4 месяца назад +1

    Intro was so good I had to rewatch it after the video was done, another banger library 👍

  • @erfaniom9576
    @erfaniom9576 4 месяца назад +15

    NL: Luna. I'm sorry, K8 told me what happened. You went to daycare for me. Hey, stop crying! you're a tough girl, remember?
    Luna: B-BUT... DADDY!!! WHAT ABOUT YOUR THUMB!!?
    NL: It's a small price to pay... just a thumb... I'm just glad you're okay.
    Luna: WAAAAAAHHHH! WAAAAAAAAAAAAHH! WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • @LaserStorm117
    @LaserStorm117 4 месяца назад +1

    😮 I love this thumbnail

  • @deleteTF
    @deleteTF 4 месяца назад

    The whiplash bit at 7:25 was so good.

  • @DoctorShroom
    @DoctorShroom 4 месяца назад

    Dang dude, him crunching his thumb made even Josh come running.

  • @SeaTimeless
    @SeaTimeless 4 месяца назад

    Librarian out of their gourd for this one, the pace recently has been insane.

  • @Tyc9909
    @Tyc9909 4 месяца назад

    It’s crazy to crush your thumb and then instantly go to work icl

  • @joshua_cr4948
    @joshua_cr4948 4 месяца назад

    You already know at this point I'm addicted

  • @Rembd
    @Rembd 4 месяца назад +1

    Bravo, Nolan.

  • @VinnyZoomer
    @VinnyZoomer 4 месяца назад +3

    Bahhaha guy is awesome

  • @slothbro2740
    @slothbro2740 4 месяца назад

    I've only been watching since early 2023 but this story seems familiar. i must have went back farther in the librarians videos than I thought and watched the beginning of the thumb arc

  • @blahthebiste7924
    @blahthebiste7924 4 месяца назад

    I've been watching NL since long before this incident, how did I never hear about this?

  • @DizzyEyes94
    @DizzyEyes94 3 месяца назад

    I am still watching the intro and my heart rate has risen about 15% what the hell is going on

  • @Phoenix0F8
    @Phoenix0F8 4 месяца назад

    GOATed thumbnail as usual

  • @veal_vermicelli
    @veal_vermicelli 4 месяца назад +3

    When I smush my thumb in the backdoor it doesn't get injured

  • @FreckoJoel
    @FreckoJoel 4 месяца назад +1

    Sick intro

  • @behema9815
    @behema9815 4 месяца назад +3

    NL's Joker 3 arc begins

  • @iconica9516
    @iconica9516 4 месяца назад +5

    isnt that bro from danganronpa

  • @Athrosus
    @Athrosus 4 месяца назад

    Only reason I clicked was cuz the fucking thumbnail on this vid gos so fucking hard, it made me laugh like 5 times today, every time it was recommended.
    I already watched the thumb saga when it was happening live.

  • @jaydnnreyes
    @jaydnnreyes 4 месяца назад +1

    as someone with potentially 20 fingernails total it's so nice to have solidarity with someone else about it❤