[asmr] Tax evasion girlfriend gets arrested by the IRS 🚓💵 | roleplay
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- Опубликовано: 16 мар 2024
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Ah.. my first ever joke ASMR. I made a post saying I would make a video for the most liked comment, and that comment was an ASMR video about tax evasion. Please enjoy this video because i'm NEVER DOING A JOKE VIDEO AGAIN!!! GGRRRR GROWL BARK BARKK!!
and a DISCLAIMER!! Please do NOT!!! DO NOT AVOID YOUR TAXES BECAUSE AN ANIME GIRL WILL NOT ARREST YOU!! You will not like it!! DO YOUR TAXES DO NOT COMMIT CRIME YA HEAR ME???
anways hehehe funny tax evasion hehehehe silly girl no taxes??
ummm... ASMR triggers used:
yelling crying screaming police sirens getting arrested
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Using my 3DIO so please enjoy the 3D audio!! ❤️
As usual, sorry for background static 💔
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[Disclaimer]
Every audio of mine is improvised. If I slip over my words or say something incorrectly, I deeply apologize.
Improvisation feels more natural to me than a script, and I just enjoy it more this way.
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Now pillow will learn to never ask for recommandation to chat again!
Now pillow will always ask reccomendations from chat
No! Keep asking for recommendations. Making weird requests keeps the channel fresh and with some funny outcomes.
This would be only the first time zefora so.. i'm ok.
and hey dickheads.. over here.
you guys nearly want her to fall off to her edge with these types of outcomes y'all prefer for pillowdear to make?
If y'all intend to Carry away this out making me uncomfortable without realizing it.
for her own good i'd Just f***ing disagree.
Correction, she'll never do a meme asmr again
What did it cost you?
SHE ACTUALLY DID IT, WHAT A CHAD
Chad means jock a) girls cant be jocks and b) how is she a jock? She doesnt play football whilst bullying nerds?
@@GawrGurasBathTubPizzatechnically a) is refutable since you can’t believe every thing you see on the internet b) is probably true if you can prove that she bullies nerds however what is “bullying” * insert vsauce music *
Stacie*
@@GawrGurasBathTubPizzahaving 5 degrees regarding women dominance over men, I’m essentially an expert on how the term “jock” can be applied to women. Upon careful consideration, you are wrong and she gets the chad badge for having made this.
Can't wait for "You help your girlfriend escape prison for tax fraud ASMR"
Let’s all settle on asking this next time
I’m in
I’m in
I dunno I think the court hearing might be fun
@@BeardyHobbs Nah busting pillow out of prison is a cool adventure
🗣️🗣️WE’RE GETTING THE CHANNEL TERMINATED WITH THIS ONE‼️‼️
We won.... But at what cost
We don't know, and we will never know...@@xadasf2713
@@xadasf2713 we will never know....
Good thing I archived this video.
SHES ACTUALLY DOING IT
She really thought she could beat the IRS. Not even Joker was foolish enough to try and fight them!
Great ASMR Pillow, I knew the wisdom of comments would give us the perfect ASMR video ever!
Waaah the IRS is so evil
@@pillowdearASMR Give me your money.
@@alexthedemon2203NO WE MUST RESCUE HER!
PULL UP YOUR WEAPONS BOYS!
A true emotional rollercoaster. There was romance and heartbreak, comedy and tragedy, crime and punishment. Masterpiece 10/10 👍
a speedrun too in fact
Tax Evasion asmr!!! It's actually happening!!
Art looks really cute for this one! Can't wait to watch!
This is one of the best comments ever without context
ITS HAPPENING EVERYONE STAY CALM
STAY F*CKING CALM!!!
Bro aintt no way she actually did it, she fr cooked 😂🔥🔥🔥
"Bro" "fr" "cooked"
Man these still need alot of lectures for fixation.. 🙄
Why does that bother you? When I'm literally just commenting, don't you have something more to do with your life than just waste it commenting on people who only share their opinion through this medium? bro's actually mad for some slang. (Touch Grass) 💀
@@Fxserpreach brother preach 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
@@micheleacquaviva9737 "bro" and "(fr) for real" has been in our lexicon for literal decades, tf you on?
Well, at least next time a "choose an asmr roleplay for me to do" event comes up tax evasion won't come up again
I'm sure She won't again..
but hope She sees my comment because sometimes, i despise content creators ignore my feedbacks nor take them as critics.
@@micheleacquaviva9737 Ah yes, the entitled snowflake viewer that thinks the world revolves around them 🤡. It's not that they ignore you, it's that they either don't see you or don't have the time to care about you.
@@louisrobitaille5810 what you said is literaly what ignoring means, though.
@@gustavosantiago1543 "ingoring" means intentional.
@@micheleacquaviva9737my god they r not your servant
Me ready to represent pillow in court for tax evasion after watching every single episode of Better Call Saul and using chat gpt to pass the bar.
I believe in you! Save me! Save me!
I thought the cop was gonna go "So I heard you're single now..."
NOOOO but that would have been a good idea…
@@pillowdearASMRDon't do it Pillow
We gonna rescue you!
She actually did it 👏 👏 👏
Well well well who do we have here. I see you're fellow pillow enjoyer lmao
@Nova4664 *friend jumpscare*
@@Nova4664what a surprise to see you here as well lol
She's not the ASMRtist we wanted, but the one we needed.
I’m not? :(
Oof, not wise words there buddy
Buddy.....you will not find a better asmrtist on this platform so speak for your damn self
@@misterhitter6613 the only wise words there will ever be: body pillow
She's the one we wanted AND needed
I've always wanted to fall asleep to a tax evasion arrest.
Is that true..
OMG she's actually doing it lmaoo
No way this is real 💀
WE GETTING ARRESTED BY THE IRS WITH THIS ONE 🗣🗣❗️‼️‼️
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This is actually super interesting!!! I loved that you gave me a little tip of where the stash was before being taken away
Yes of course! I want you to have it!
You see, the key to committing tax fraud is to abandon the use of conventional money in place of a stock portfolio. When you buy a house, trade stocks equal in value so that no actual transaction occurs to be taxed. In this way, your stocks will serve as collateral for purchases and you can have your accountant (important not to file your own taxes to avoid personal liability and jail should the IRS screw it up on their end) write off those "business expenses" on your tax forms so the IRS owes YOU money, not the other way around.
But what about the bitcoin!?!?
@@pillowdearASMR
The government is already in the process of regulating and taxing it, sadly. They're killing the golden goose of the middle class. Can't have those uppity serfs prospering.
@@pillowdearASMR
What about it? The feds are "regulating" it as we speak. Can't let the plebs have an easy pathway to prosperity, now can we?
8:04 oh i can feel the tingles coming 😃
8:07 I love how the car's taking off in reverse 🤣.
It was an accident…
WE'LL SAVE YOU, WE PROMISE!!!
This video was great! Still some great quality with the art and animation despite being a joke video
Was a fun time watching with you too! Take care Pillow!
Yeah.. 😑
Anyone else notice that since streaming, Pillow sounds much more confident? It's great!
I feel more comfortable with being myself ^^
NO WAY ITS HAPPENING
Now we need the sequels of hiding the money hidden under the pillow, attending the court, and freeing our tax evading girlfriend, the IRS hasn't stopped me in real life and they won't do it in my fantasies either
Damn she’s actually gonna do it
*car goes backwards*
*says that prison time is 1,000 years. They'll make it a 100 if they feel generous*
And my favorite line, "STAY IN THE CAR!!"
That was utter chaos! I love it.
STAY IN THE CAR
“HEY”
*commence subway surfers theme*
HAHAH
"An ASMRtist has been arrested in LEGO city!"
I’ve learned so much today, my favorite RUclips doesn’t pay taxes and neither should we! Let us rejoice in this extra 30% income we shall save!1!!1!!!1
I DO PAY TAXES I DO! Please pay your taxes!
@@pillowdearASMR dearest pillow it is ok, I know the federal agents are making you say this, we shall carry out your will!
Even the joker is scared of the irs
Scary…
i cant believe she actually did it. the madwoman, i kneel.
EVERYONE, WE MUST GET PILLOW OUT OF JAIL
#FreePillowdear
#JusticeForPillowDear
And what is exactly your plan?
@@KnucklesEXExRouge…for legal reasons, I will not say
@@AMiniSentryAlr I got a plan
First of all we must buy some explosive things
I'm so sorry you got arrested for tax evasion. Hopefully you'll get a nice cell
Please save me ;(
You can hear her holding in her laughter lmaaoo🤣🤣
Now this is some real fan dedication, big W
Finally, God answered my prayers and delivered the perfect woman.
In all seriousness, this was fun, thank you for the video
I’m glad it was fun for you ^^❤️
This is the most soothing thing I have heard in my entire life.😭
Thank you for the tutorial on how to commit tax fraud, I'm gonna try this and get back to you on how it goes
NOOOO
This is the kind of peak asmr content I watch RUclips for. Amazing video. Love the drawing of the cop 🤣
I’m glad you like it!❤️
Best part is, the cop car drives away backwards. The little doodles in your videos are always so adorable and goofy.
So are we not going to talk about the Peter Griffin painting?
(Distant Peter griffin laugh)
I REGRET NOTHING 🔥🔥
YEEAAAAAAA
We wouldn't have made this without you 🫡
NOOOOOOOOOOO, DONT TAKE MY INNOCENT WIFE AWAY FROM MEEEEE, DONT WORRY MY DEAR I WILL BAIL YOU OUT
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What a mad lass though i hope she would be more careful in asking for idea from chat next time
chat or you mean the fans.
I greatly appreciate you actually coming through with this bit, I look forward to more soothing Pillow soon!!!
ANOTHER DAY ANOTHER BANGER🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥
another mood breakdown from the comment section.
bro you're commenting this under every single comment, grow up @@micheleacquaviva9737
we got tax evasion asmr before gta 6 this is getting crazy
GTA 6 come soon..!
Now this is the content I subscribed for
The thumbnail on this video is funny
Thank you! It was fun to draw!
SHE ACTUALLY DID IT
i'm calling bro and me and him are gonna escape off to the alaskan wilderness
I’ve kind of always wanted to visit Alaska!
hell yeah
This is gonna be my favorite video I can already tell
Edit:this is my favorite video now 💚
BWHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!! THIS IS THE BEST!!!! THANK YOU FOR SUCH A GIFT!!!! IT TRULY MADE MY DAY!
THANK YOU FOR ENJOYING IT❤️❤️ your happiness is a gift!
OMG this was comedy gold. You are amazing pillowdear
Thank you hehe ❤️❤️❤️
SHE DID IT
I did!
I hope you add tax evasion to the resume, Pillow! You've got a great corporate future ahead of you if the ASMR doesn't work out.
the car going backwards makes me lose it 💀
It would be amazing if we got a part two next week to keep continuity, and see how pillow would follow up on this.
10/10 Video Right here!
No.. This Is a 5/10 to me,
Make me if you dare. 😈
Dont be like Michael he just wants to make you mad for the popularity
I’m glad you like it!
Y'all are having to _pay_ the IRS?! I've only ever gotten refunds. Every February I get back 1 or 2 thousand dollars after I file. Every. Year. Plus, my tax dollars go to keeping roads drivable, making sure children have access to education, building bridges to nowhere, militarizing the police, and giving politicians the opportunity to prey upon underage women. Paying taxes is awesome!
Wait....
Taxes are different depending on your job!
@@pillowdearASMR Oh, yeah.... I forgot that I'm basically broke all the time. 😅
THE TAXES AINT GETTING PAYED AFTER THIS ONE 🗣️🗣️💯💯🔥🔥🔥🗣️
There it is, the asmr we all wanted
AHAHA ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING LMAOO
fr though cant wait for you to somehow find a way to make this comforting... or youll make this a silly ASMR. Excited either way!
Crypto and NFT investor too, SHES INSANE IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE WOOO
Why did this actually help? Why did I start falling asleep?
IT'S HAPPENING
MAN I LOVE EVADING TAXES!!!!!!!
This will be legendary!
UPD: This was, indeed, legendary!
Fuck me, she actually did it… I started this like all the way in the first couple of streams. Thanks everyone for your help
damn I didn't know she'd actually do it😂😂 hopefully next chat reccomendation gonna be as good as this 10/10 masterpiece
Of course I did it! I wouldn’t lie!
This is so based!!! Give them NOTHING!!!
AAAAA
By the allspark, she actually did it!
AMAZING i await for part 2
But for my concerns? Hope not. 😒
SHE DID! LETS GOOOOOOO!
❤️❤️
Been a while seen you post asmr~ I miss your yandere asmr roleplay
I’m actually so hyped for this 😭😭🙏
I love pillow dear GF RP, unexpected GR RP but a plesent surprise non the less😂
I hope it was fun ^^
@@pillowdearASMR it was a blast!! gave me a great laugh while lissening to it!! ^^
This is one of the greatest videos i have ever watched
Yay!
lol, love the animation, it was adorable.
Glad you like it!❤️
Tax evasion is morally correct in some cases. Like in my country of Brazil, there is a 93% import tax on any product. So if I buy something that costs R$100, I'll end up paying almost R$200.
The iPhone 15 for example is already over R$5000 before taxes. The minimum wage is R$1400.
That was awesome
THIDS IS DSO EPIC ONGMGGSG
YEAAHHH PEAK ASMR CONTENT
Hehe I’m glad you like it!
LETS GOOOOOO! SHE ACTUALLY DID IT!
OF COURSE!! 🚨💙❤️
No taxation without representation! I agree pillow! Don’t share any money with the government!
The art great as always
Was not expecting this honestly but Im ok with it.
Sound asleep after this one 😴😴
Zzzz mimimi
They'll never catch me ;)
Now this is the content we asked for!!!!!!!!!!!
👍👍👍👍👌👌👌👌
All for you!
Well pillow your actually doing it. I never expected you would do it, but I can't wait to see it either way
YOOOOOOOOO SHE ACTUALLY DID IT
LETS GOOOOOOOOO
Common Pillowdear W
Yay Pillow thank you so much~!
She did it!!!
I did!
I will never forgive the IRS for taking away my pillow
💔💔💔..
She... She did it :0
And this is why we uh don’t do tax evasion ;-;
Yes! It’s important for everyone to do their taxes!
@@pillowdearASMR Agreed! Don’t evade taxes you’ll regret it, the pain you get when they finally arest you is worse then anything else!
You did this chat
Let this be a reminder even the joker pays his taxes you don't mess with the IRS