THIS FOOD IS POISON?

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  • @FizzlyBalls911
    @FizzlyBalls911 7 месяцев назад +2820

    Matpat:(retires)
    Danno:(dies)

  • @Just.a.random.bunble
    @Just.a.random.bunble 7 месяцев назад +7242

    College students watching this: 💀

    • @CentroBBerry
      @CentroBBerry 7 месяцев назад +56

      Literally

    • @Nahbrotripping
      @Nahbrotripping 7 месяцев назад +45

      ​@OfficerUTTP_Gransolent Idc

    • @drjvoices
      @drjvoices 7 месяцев назад +26

      First student loans now this 💀

    • @apersonontheinternet3
      @apersonontheinternet3 7 месяцев назад +34

      @OfficerUTTP_Gransolent Oh no im so scared mommyyyyyyyyyyy

    • @meenapawar1298
      @meenapawar1298 7 месяцев назад +8

      Reported

  • @GhostywolfX
    @GhostywolfX 7 месяцев назад +757

    'Mum, how did Jeff get cancer?'
    'Noodle cup.'

    • @the21stbruh
      @the21stbruh 7 месяцев назад +6

      My uncle Jeff has cancer

    • @Guzmananinmates7077
      @Guzmananinmates7077 7 месяцев назад +12

      ​@@the21stbruh COINCIDENCE?!
      I THINK NOT!

    • @Workerboy5623
      @Workerboy5623 7 месяцев назад

      ITS JUST A THEORY A ....... Uh
      Theory?​@@Guzmananinmates7077

    • @zScarletEditz
      @zScarletEditz 7 месяцев назад +5

      I read that in a British accent lmao

    • @justalilligantlover9999
      @justalilligantlover9999 7 месяцев назад

      I THINK NOT ​@@Guzmananinmates7077

  • @Ryan72011
    @Ryan72011 7 месяцев назад +112

    "If I ever get cancer, I'm blaming the soup."
    -Danno 2024

  • @UnloadedJabs
    @UnloadedJabs 7 месяцев назад +770

    "You have been diagnosed with cancer. how?"
    "Oh it was by cup noodles "

    • @trevisjenkins370
      @trevisjenkins370 7 месяцев назад +10

      ​@OfficerUTTP_Gransolentstop lying

    • @UnloadedJabs
      @UnloadedJabs 7 месяцев назад +8

      @OfficerUTTP_Gransolent nah

    • @UnloadedJabs
      @UnloadedJabs 7 месяцев назад +8

      @OfficerUTTP_Gransolent you and your clones are "youtube troll police" yet you still ragebait people for attention

    • @Kvfuffer
      @Kvfuffer 7 месяцев назад

      There are fake sex bots that comment on videos their pfp is some rng girl and they want people to look at their account realize they have an of and make more money by making it so perverted people are likely going to buy their of

    • @Kvfuffer
      @Kvfuffer 7 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@UnloadedJabsgood pfp btw

  • @Noobie752
    @Noobie752 7 месяцев назад +843

    "Mommy why is Jimmy having a heart attack?"
    "Oh it's just a cup of noodles"

    • @MyEarsHurts
      @MyEarsHurts 7 месяцев назад +6

      I'm pretty sure you can't get a heart attack from cancer

    • @JamesEpikMan
      @JamesEpikMan 7 месяцев назад +3

      That's.. Absolutely not the same thing.

    • @TheProphets_Blade
      @TheProphets_Blade 7 месяцев назад +3

      @DylanDarkAccountyou have one video…

    • @user-dv3dg7gp9m
      @user-dv3dg7gp9m 7 месяцев назад +1

      funny

    • @TheLads30000
      @TheLads30000 7 месяцев назад +1

      .. horrible mom imagine if this actually happened and the mom just doesn't care

  • @jumentoqueanima
    @jumentoqueanima 7 месяцев назад +277

    I did it the right way, I ain't dying.

    • @SkellyGamingCreates
      @SkellyGamingCreates 7 месяцев назад +1

      nooo

    • @triszszsogaming1159
      @triszszsogaming1159 7 месяцев назад +2

      Yooo same bro

    • @lilyramadan2407
      @lilyramadan2407 7 месяцев назад +1

      same

    • @lay-2356
      @lay-2356 7 месяцев назад +7

      I'm pretty sure the packaging before said to put boiling water not put it in a microwave lmao natural selection at its finest

    • @mislowel
      @mislowel 7 месяцев назад

      Me to lol

  • @ethanlloyd6422
    @ethanlloyd6422 7 месяцев назад +635

    People who microwave their pot noodle are the same people who need instructions on shampoo bottles

    • @TheBlueGuyWithTheYellowHat
      @TheBlueGuyWithTheYellowHat 7 месяцев назад +6

      Agreed

    • @rrunickk
      @rrunickk 7 месяцев назад +11

      They already need the instructions on the cup noodles 😂

    • @TheGreadiestOne
      @TheGreadiestOne 7 месяцев назад +9

      Cap I know what to do with shampoo I’m just not boiling water >:(

    • @Gojita_official
      @Gojita_official 7 месяцев назад +7

      Bro acts like we want to boil water

    • @ethanlloyd6422
      @ethanlloyd6422 7 месяцев назад +9

      @KiGuider You DO want to boil water💀 Unless you like eating cold and undercooked noodles

  • @user-yj4gq6bx1r
    @user-yj4gq6bx1r 7 месяцев назад +413

    My friend: "How did he get cancer?"
    Me: "A noodle cup"

  • @bod-7268
    @bod-7268 7 месяцев назад +417

    Boiling Cup Noodles by putting them in the Hot Pocket machine has to be the most American thing i've ever seen

    • @-A_person.
      @-A_person. 7 месяцев назад +4

      Frr

    • @napalm55tr
      @napalm55tr 7 месяцев назад +14

      Ok nerd​@DylanDarkAccount

    • @Urban_Goose
      @Urban_Goose 7 месяцев назад +21

      Hot pocket machine?! That has to be the most American thing I've heard all day

    • @superJK92
      @superJK92 7 месяцев назад

      @DylanDarkAccountShut it bot

    • @ThatOne6uy
      @ThatOne6uy 7 месяцев назад +11

      @@Urban_GooseI’m pretty sure it came from calvinandhabs “German learns about microwave bacon”

  • @Teee_Deee
    @Teee_Deee 7 месяцев назад +156

    This is the exact reason why I read everything on a food package before preparing it.
    Can't be too careful when it comes to stuff potentially getting into your food

    • @TheJMans
      @TheJMans 7 месяцев назад +2

      Dang i was to late, oh well,

    • @justapotato88
      @justapotato88 7 месяцев назад

      @OfficerUTTP_Gransolent?

    • @Mike-77-YT
      @Mike-77-YT 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@justapotato88he's a troll. Report him

    • @featherdabirb
      @featherdabirb 7 месяцев назад

      Fecking bots

    • @eliabym9852
      @eliabym9852 7 месяцев назад +1

      ​@OfficerUTTP_GransolentSPAMBOT + REPORTED + L

  • @SkellyGamingCreates
    @SkellyGamingCreates 7 месяцев назад +831

    ain’t no way people microwave noodle cups 💀
    edit: rip my notifications

    • @jammedinsanity_2014
      @jammedinsanity_2014 7 месяцев назад +37

      I’ve never boiled it before ☠️

    • @jammedinsanity_2014
      @jammedinsanity_2014 7 месяцев назад +29

      My whole family is gonna get cancer 😨😭😭

    • @rrunickk
      @rrunickk 7 месяцев назад +35

      ​@@jammedinsanity_2014skill issue tbh

    • @antonikomor2440
      @antonikomor2440 7 месяцев назад +38

      Europeans would never use a microwave to heat up the water for noodles or tea or anything else

    • @Gear5sucks
      @Gear5sucks 7 месяцев назад +2

      Thats why i put the normal packet that you boil in a bowl and microwave

  • @SoulLessKing32
    @SoulLessKing32 7 месяцев назад +181

    I'm glad I knew how to read cooking instructions when growing up

    • @ItsJustMeTheRealBoba
      @ItsJustMeTheRealBoba 7 месяцев назад +6

      Im glad my parents told me to never microwave these growing up

    • @Cat_In_A_Hoodie
      @Cat_In_A_Hoodie 6 месяцев назад

      I'm just glad I learnt how to pour hot water before learning how to use a microwave

  • @GamerplayzX618
    @GamerplayzX618 7 месяцев назад +183

    Danno’s official last Words are “ It was the soup! “

    • @ToastedBreadWithHoney
      @ToastedBreadWithHoney 7 месяцев назад +1

      Hey everyone, please report the bots that are above my comment and have a nice day (not to the bots)

    • @RYESTONE
      @RYESTONE 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@ToastedBreadWithHoneymabye but might as well have entertaining comments

    • @RYESTONE
      @RYESTONE 7 месяцев назад

      ​@JamesonTrollpoliceBUT THATS JUST A THEORY

    • @RYESTONE
      @RYESTONE 7 месяцев назад

      ​@JamesonTrollpoliceBUT THATS JUST A THEORY

    • @RYESTONE
      @RYESTONE 7 месяцев назад

      ​@DylanDarkAccountBUT THATS JUST A THEORY

  • @Dead_man-co6jv
    @Dead_man-co6jv 7 месяцев назад +72

    “If I ever get cancer I’m blaming the soup”
    Quote of the year

    • @Grand_Touring_Boi
      @Grand_Touring_Boi 7 месяцев назад

      It is indeed the quote of the year

    • @SpringTrap_GotYoKids
      @SpringTrap_GotYoKids 7 месяцев назад

      ​@DylanDarkAccountshut up

    • @Michaelmemory4
      @Michaelmemory4 7 месяцев назад

      If I get cancer I'm blaming the soup😂

    • @DogBat
      @DogBat 7 месяцев назад

      @DylanDarkAccount why did you post this three times

  • @yeettheheat
    @yeettheheat 7 месяцев назад +70

    "Do none of you own a fucking Kettle?!?"

    • @Magictheknockoff
      @Magictheknockoff 7 месяцев назад +6

      ALL ASIANS DO

    • @arlexdawn7848
      @arlexdawn7848 7 месяцев назад +5

      "I thought boiling the water just quickened the 'teaification' process"

    • @Veemon657
      @Veemon657 7 месяцев назад +4

      as an American i an unfamiliar with that contraption

    • @user-sj6bs6ue7s
      @user-sj6bs6ue7s 6 месяцев назад +1

      Just boil water in a pot

    • @Tom_p9
      @Tom_p9 6 месяцев назад +1

      Exactly

  • @wobblestheclown1527
    @wobblestheclown1527 7 месяцев назад +402

    Me causally trying to enjoy my noodles:

    • @hehehehhaww
      @hehehehhaww 7 месяцев назад +3

      Bro its FUCKING NOT "CAUSALLY" ITS CASUALLY WHY THE HELL ARE ALL PEOPLE LIKE THIS

    • @PULSAR11
      @PULSAR11 7 месяцев назад +11

      ​@@hehehehhawwIT IS PROBABLY A MINOR TYPO

    • @Redbloon165
      @Redbloon165 7 месяцев назад +4

      @@hehehehhaww:/

    • @hehehehhaww
      @hehehehhaww 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@PULSAR11 its not a typo anymore☠️☠️,i've seen almost 20 people doing this shit

    • @furybedrock
      @furybedrock 7 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@hehehehhawwits called a common typo get ovet it

  • @Snakesrule55
    @Snakesrule55 7 месяцев назад +256

    I now feel very lucky that I have a habit of reading the warnings on food products whenever I get bored

    • @ikhpie4977
      @ikhpie4977 7 месяцев назад

      ​@JamesonTrollpoliceignore this Guy btw, he's rage bait

    • @aireyroblox
      @aireyroblox 7 месяцев назад +3

      the replies tho 💀

    • @steveordonez7104
      @steveordonez7104 7 месяцев назад +5

      ​@JamesonTrollpolicebot

    • @m4xd633
      @m4xd633 7 месяцев назад +4

      ​@JamesonTrollpolice hell nah 🗿

    • @CarnivalofCarnageHaunts
      @CarnivalofCarnageHaunts 7 месяцев назад +7

      @JamesonTrollpolice OMFG NO ONE GIVES A SHIT

  • @Arandomloomianlegacyfan
    @Arandomloomianlegacyfan 7 месяцев назад +213

    Danno is the best. He gives us unnecessary fun facts that everyone loves. It's just hilarious.

  • @Fish_Man_Thing
    @Fish_Man_Thing 7 месяцев назад +15

    You... You MICROWAVED THEM?!

  • @EarlyAttempts
    @EarlyAttempts 7 месяцев назад +472

    YOU WERE MICROWAVING IT?!

    • @kimiaranda2629
      @kimiaranda2629 7 месяцев назад +36

      just about to say-

    • @ChickenNugget00
      @ChickenNugget00 7 месяцев назад +16

      YOU WEREN’T?!

    • @Sonia-Nevermind2727
      @Sonia-Nevermind2727 7 месяцев назад +31

      Not everyone is American and/or too lazy to boil ​water@@ChickenNugget00

    • @childlazangia
      @childlazangia 7 месяцев назад +14

      Why does this remind me of the "which one of you was gonna tell ne tea tastes different when you put it in hot water"

    • @TheRareMohab
      @TheRareMohab 7 месяцев назад +13

      @@Sonia-Nevermind2727you pour water into a kettle, the kettle does its job
      im not american and we can do this, maybe youre too young to boil water yourself

  • @ScarlettPawsDraws
    @ScarlettPawsDraws 7 месяцев назад +15

    ''If I ever get Cancer, I'm blaming the soup.''
    had me frickin ROLLING

  • @JGHFunRun
    @JGHFunRun 7 месяцев назад +242

    Correction: The cup is made of polystyrene which is significantly less dangerous than styrene, but decomposes to styrene when heated.
    More info: In the microwave this decomposition is slow enough that you won’t notice it with your eyes because the water maintains the temperature at 212°F=100°C=373.15K (the boiling point of water), but it is enough to pose a real risk of cancer. Interestingly when heated significantly higher you can actually visibly see it turn into styrene vapor,* among other things which make it yellow to orange (if heated in a sealed container so it doesn’t burn), this could theoretically be used to recycle polystyrene but is not currently economically viable whatsoever due to the large cost of energy. It’s called polystyrene because it is made by polymerization of styrene, where one of the C=C bonds opens up (specifically the one that is not part of the 6 carbon ring): X + Y + C=C → X-C-C-Y (X and Y represent the rest of the polymer). The polymer is both less reactive and not fat soluble (and neither one is water soluble) so it is not hazardous unlike the monomer.
    *If you would like to see this decomposition in action there are a few amateur chemists who have made videos on RUclips demonstrating it, I suggest not replicating this at home however

  • @SlimoIsHere
    @SlimoIsHere 7 месяцев назад +9

    Here in Sweden the instructions weren't even translated and I still knew that you shouldn't put it in the microwave 💀

    • @LoganEwert
      @LoganEwert 2 месяца назад

      Bro how you spaking English here

  • @SinisterSpectral
    @SinisterSpectral 7 месяцев назад +7878

    So, how'd you die?
    A cup.
    Edit: 6.1k likes. 7.9K!
    Thanks everyone 💚

    • @VINgaming1113
      @VINgaming1113 7 месяцев назад +25

      cup

    • @trevisjenkins370
      @trevisjenkins370 7 месяцев назад +19

      ​@OfficerUTTP_Gransolent No one rlly cares tbh

    • @cathymyers8286
      @cathymyers8286 7 месяцев назад +10

      For OfficerUTTP_Gransloent: First warning: spamming in every comment

    • @STAP_games
      @STAP_games 7 месяцев назад +3

      BALLER!

    • @DummyUTG
      @DummyUTG 7 месяцев назад +5

      2 girls

  • @uselessmoonlight881
    @uselessmoonlight881 7 месяцев назад +165

    Using the microwave to BOIL noodels is like the most american thing i heard.

    • @josephsalta6440
      @josephsalta6440 7 месяцев назад

      i didnt know people put ramen in microwaves in the first place

    • @thechhexpert_
      @thechhexpert_ 7 месяцев назад +19

      @DylanDarkAccount keep dreaming

    • @average-pizza
      @average-pizza 7 месяцев назад +19

      blud doesn't even have the right profile@DylanDarkAccount

    • @mirrormirroronthewallll
      @mirrormirroronthewallll 7 месяцев назад +5

      noodels

    • @Simpdestroyer897
      @Simpdestroyer897 7 месяцев назад +11

      Don't worry just report the fatherless bot

  • @DariusStirbat
    @DariusStirbat 7 месяцев назад +32

    Wait a second... did y'all not know how to eat noodles💀

  • @MFGhostly
    @MFGhostly 7 месяцев назад +8

    As a person who lives in poverty and doesn't even own a microwave, I see this as an absolute win

  • @TheBunny-0110
    @TheBunny-0110 7 месяцев назад +1008

    WHO TF MICROWAVE-ING THERE NOODLE CUP?!?!

    • @user-uq7zl3cs1j
      @user-uq7zl3cs1j 7 месяцев назад +21

      On my live

    • @Gregory-cf7li
      @Gregory-cf7li 7 месяцев назад +23

      Fr

    • @potatork1ng311
      @potatork1ng311 7 месяцев назад +60

      Everyone one this planet besides like only 14 people : ☠️

    • @bumbila934
      @bumbila934 7 месяцев назад +37

      @@potatork1ng311 Well maybe in the states

    • @potatork1ng311
      @potatork1ng311 7 месяцев назад +8

      @@bumbila934 it was a joke, but yeah I agree with that

  • @GreenBaconRoblox
    @GreenBaconRoblox 7 месяцев назад +137

    So now if Danno dies we can’t blame it on riggy

  • @jacoborwhatev1
    @jacoborwhatev1 7 месяцев назад +152

    YOU'VE BEEN MICROWAVING IT??? WHAT????

    • @Startsu2837
      @Startsu2837 7 месяцев назад +30

      THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING LIKE DO THESE MFS NOT HAVE KETTLES?? 😭😭😭 Pretty sure those r the same price as microwaves maybe even less

    • @onedude1389
      @onedude1389 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@Startsu2837a what?

    • @Gaming_Gecko_64
      @Gaming_Gecko_64 7 месяцев назад +25

      ​@@onedude1389bro doesn't know what kettles are 💀💀💀

    • @user-hl3wk6zx9i
      @user-hl3wk6zx9i 7 месяцев назад +1

      I know right

    • @xenird
      @xenird 7 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@onedude1389a teapot

  • @DiegoGameDeveloper
    @DiegoGameDeveloper 7 месяцев назад +15

    Parents: cup noodles are unhealthy
    Danno: they are right
    Me: ☠️

  • @ExoticButtersXEnnard
    @ExoticButtersXEnnard 7 месяцев назад +383

    Tbh that picture of you and Joey is just plain adorable

  • @Bluemanboy
    @Bluemanboy 7 месяцев назад +206

    “Rip Danno”
    “F***k the soup”

    • @TheBismarckGuy08
      @TheBismarckGuy08 7 месяцев назад

      SKIBIDI TOILET SOLOS 🔥 🔥

    • @DuckyDully
      @DuckyDully 7 месяцев назад

      @DylanDarkAccountNuh uh

    • @SpringTrap_GotYoKids
      @SpringTrap_GotYoKids 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@TheBismarckGuy08huh?

    • @SpadeGrenade271
      @SpadeGrenade271 7 месяцев назад

      Just report it it's spam.@@SpringTrap_GotYoKids

    • @brasunlol
      @brasunlol 7 месяцев назад

      please do not f**k the soup

  • @DJBendytheFox
    @DJBendytheFox 7 месяцев назад +179

    Nah, it’s better dry. You would recover 90 HP instead of 4 HP.

    • @OneBrokenEgg
      @OneBrokenEgg 7 месяцев назад +15

      I understood that reference

    • @DJBendytheFox
      @DJBendytheFox 7 месяцев назад +19

      @OfficerUTTP_Gransolent You’re not him. You’re not Shadow the Hedgehog.

    • @gatto_furry
      @gatto_furry 7 месяцев назад +2

      Undertail, man.

    • @Meepppppp
      @Meepppppp 7 месяцев назад +3

      Love the undertale reference bro 😔

    • @Temmie4Life
      @Temmie4Life 7 месяцев назад +2

      Undertale???

  • @AtomicNumber73
    @AtomicNumber73 6 месяцев назад +5

    This aged like fine wine.

  • @lw6866
    @lw6866 7 месяцев назад +196

    This dude was definitely in jail at one point. Microwaving cup noodles.

    • @InnerAnimations
      @InnerAnimations 7 месяцев назад

      I did as well but you don't go to jail for it lol.

    • @isune7354
      @isune7354 7 месяцев назад +6

      Most Americans doesn't know how Kettle looks like and they even do tea in microwave

    • @charlesdeforrest2560
      @charlesdeforrest2560 7 месяцев назад +2

      What's actually crazy is I know people in my actual life who think this is right

    • @fenex1001
      @fenex1001 7 месяцев назад

      @@charlesdeforrest2560well I don’t think it’s right but I do it bc why not

    • @stinkyman55
      @stinkyman55 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@isune7354I do and I am american explanation?

  • @wizzboom
    @wizzboom 7 месяцев назад +34

    Me who pays attention in chemistry classes, never pitting them in the microwave once🗿

    • @butterscotchgirl8518
      @butterscotchgirl8518 7 месяцев назад +3

      @DylanDarkAccount bro stop spamming and also no one cares about your content

    • @TheOfficial_Kaia
      @TheOfficial_Kaia 7 месяцев назад

      @DylanDarkAccountnuh uh

    • @Yarnball_LNB
      @Yarnball_LNB 7 месяцев назад +1

      @DylanDarkAccountnuh uh

  • @sage_sw
    @sage_sw 7 месяцев назад +334

    why does nearly every food link to cancer in atleast one way?

    • @CartoonyAnimatorDude
      @CartoonyAnimatorDude 7 месяцев назад

      I heard Japan banned Frosties (the cereal) because they have something in them called BHT that can lead to *cancer.*
      What a world we live in.

    • @STAP_games
      @STAP_games 7 месяцев назад +4

      BALLER

    • @HireEgg
      @HireEgg 7 месяцев назад

      @OfficerUTTP_Gransolentshut up

    • @SequoiaPo
      @SequoiaPo 7 месяцев назад

      That's probably because of gmos 😭

    • @Kbfighter1520
      @Kbfighter1520 7 месяцев назад +1

      No warning bot

  • @CHICKENRAN34
    @CHICKENRAN34 6 месяцев назад +5

    Y'ALL DON'T USE THE TEA KETTLE FOR RAMEN!?!! 💀🙏

  • @redimposter-yr3he
    @redimposter-yr3he 7 месяцев назад +10

    "so how did you get cancer?"
    "a non-microwavable cup of noodles"
    "what"

  • @candy10.25
    @candy10.25 7 месяцев назад +91

    i thought everyone boiled it???? ☠️☠️

    • @Average-F1-Fan
      @Average-F1-Fan 7 месяцев назад +16

      Same how did people not know💀💀💀

    • @negative3144
      @negative3144 7 месяцев назад +2

      Ik it says it right there.

    • @Opal-Tyta
      @Opal-Tyta 7 месяцев назад +1

      Same

    • @thatguystar817
      @thatguystar817 7 месяцев назад +1

      Ikr

    • @Thomasgriffin10273
      @Thomasgriffin10273 7 месяцев назад +2

      I only learned this today and it actually says not to microwave so I did it how you are supposed to and added a bit of cheese a few spring onions then a small bit of jalapeno ketchup

  • @segasonicskits
    @segasonicskits 7 месяцев назад +10

    The Fact That In All 14 Years Of Living I’ve Always Made Mine In The Microwave 💀

    • @hayfin_1
      @hayfin_1 7 месяцев назад +2

      It’s meant to be made with a kettle

    • @halothewhitewolf
      @halothewhitewolf 6 месяцев назад +1

      In all my 15 years of living I've done the same, I'm worried now, I have a lot of moles

  • @maxdino26
    @maxdino26 7 месяцев назад +5

    As a tumblr user once said
    "Do none of you own a f*cking kettle"

  • @Just_A_Normal_Chair
    @Just_A_Normal_Chair 7 месяцев назад +48

    “So how did you die?”
    College Students: *Soup*

    • @user-dv3dg7gp9m
      @user-dv3dg7gp9m 7 месяцев назад

      bro that is me i eat instant ramen like danno does it

    • @user-dv3dg7gp9m
      @user-dv3dg7gp9m 7 месяцев назад

      nah your just mad@DylanDarkAccount

    • @soupblox
      @soupblox 7 месяцев назад

      I SWEAR I DIDNT KILL ANYONE... yet...

    • @Your-favorite-Minecraft-Man
      @Your-favorite-Minecraft-Man 7 месяцев назад

      Just report them.

    • @marlymagdy3441
      @marlymagdy3441 7 месяцев назад

      I might sound weird but I hate cup noodles 💀

  • @The_viruskiller
    @The_viruskiller 7 месяцев назад +99

    Imagine at your funeral they say that you died from cancer that you got from a noodle cup 💀

  • @crowrr
    @crowrr 7 месяцев назад +171

    “Don’t Jinx it, Don’t Jinx it”

  • @lunacryst2110
    @lunacryst2110 7 месяцев назад +2

    The people who microwave cup noodles are the reason shampoo bottles have instructions.

  • @gailrisley136_92
    @gailrisley136_92 7 месяцев назад +14

    "if I get cancer I'm blaming it on soup." MADEE ROLL ON DA FLOOR

  • @Thatinsanegirl3-me9sp
    @Thatinsanegirl3-me9sp 7 месяцев назад +36

    “So do you have a clue on what gave you cancer?”
    “THE NOODLES IT WAS THE CUP OF NOODLES I SAY!!!”

    • @Eddieddg1
      @Eddieddg1 7 месяцев назад

      I also enjoy jschlatt

  • @MyNameIsBenny-cj8bd
    @MyNameIsBenny-cj8bd 7 месяцев назад +112

    I was always far too incompetent to do anything without at least triple checking the instructions

    • @joey26784
      @joey26784 7 месяцев назад +3

      yeah same. But I wouldn't call it incompetence.
      The safest and Tastiest way to have something is to have it the way it's supposed to be had.
      as a child, I was naturally curious and with nothing more to do, I used to read
      every label on every product at my home.

    • @marcusdaloia2974
      @marcusdaloia2974 7 месяцев назад

      Autism has the same effects.

  • @Buycefam834
    @Buycefam834 7 месяцев назад +1

    Technoblade:goo-d-b- IT WAS THE CUPS!?

  • @thenewbieslime
    @thenewbieslime 7 месяцев назад +52

    Cancer: Wont you shake, a poor sinners hand?
    College students: Microwaves it.
    Cancer: YEEAAAAAHHHH

    • @VirtualizerExtreme
      @VirtualizerExtreme 7 месяцев назад +6

      *Are you REAAAAAADYY*
      are you reaaaaady

    • @ArcticKitsuneVO
      @ArcticKitsuneVO 7 месяцев назад +4

      ⁠@@VirtualizerExtremeTransformation central!

    • @TheOne_6
      @TheOne_6 7 месяцев назад +3

      i found the ONE comment without bots!!

    • @eliabym9852
      @eliabym9852 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@TheOne_6 A rarity in these parts

  • @draconicflame4128
    @draconicflame4128 7 месяцев назад +32

    Not only is it on the lid but the actual cup as well, and now the warning on the cup has texture, well depending on the brand but they put the microwave warning on there in 3 different places

    • @The-difference-exterminator
      @The-difference-exterminator 7 месяцев назад +1

      Which brings me to the question of, why he blamin soup for his lack of self awareness?

  • @stevebishop5323
    @stevebishop5323 7 месяцев назад +42

    "If i ever get cancer im blaming the soup" best quote 😂😂😂

  • @Trip_koLng
    @Trip_koLng 7 месяцев назад +9

    The most American way to die, being weird, not reading instructions and being completely ignorant

    • @lukeorendorff1293
      @lukeorendorff1293 7 месяцев назад

      RIP Technoblade

    • @nasirka71
      @nasirka71 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@lukeorendorff1293 💀

    • @nullname0
      @nullname0 5 месяцев назад

      coming from an american, your spitting facts

  • @Toast-iw1oi
    @Toast-iw1oi 7 месяцев назад +6

    My school serves us Cup Noodle raw, and everyone is complaining saying 'just microwave it it's not that hard!' now I understand why it's always raw.

  • @singhswings5915
    @singhswings5915 7 месяцев назад +39

    The ingredients in the noodles are even worse than the cancer 💀

    • @Milkguy33
      @Milkguy33 7 месяцев назад

      its just noodles if not adding spices

    • @Milkguy33
      @Milkguy33 7 месяцев назад

      @Krispy64usually cup noodles are just compressed thin, common noodles tho.

    • @Mandudebroho
      @Mandudebroho 7 месяцев назад

      Source?

    • @jasrobeto
      @jasrobeto 7 месяцев назад

      ​@Milkguy33 the noodles is plastic

    • @IslaRagland-bj2zk
      @IslaRagland-bj2zk 7 месяцев назад

      Nah your not wrong 💀

  • @AzcalPlayz
    @AzcalPlayz 7 месяцев назад +17

    Mom's new excuse: ITS BECAUSE YOUR ALWAYS MICROWAVING YOUR NOODLES

  • @JaxTheEpicGamer
    @JaxTheEpicGamer 6 месяцев назад

    Danno’s face has really never changed

  • @lycanrushaxoroc4442
    @lycanrushaxoroc4442 7 месяцев назад +86

    If I had a nickel for every time Americans microwave water instead of boiling it, I'd have two nickels (tea and now soup). Which isn't much but it's weird that it happened twice

    • @dnm3732
      @dnm3732 7 месяцев назад +4

      I microwave instant oatmeal

    • @purplesgamesrepairs6577
      @purplesgamesrepairs6577 7 месяцев назад +4

      I think it might just be because most people either a don't feel comfortable boiling in a saucepan and don't have a kettle anymore

    • @REXKING66
      @REXKING66 7 месяцев назад

      They like doing it the easy way not the safe way

    • @TheSauronJogos
      @TheSauronJogos 7 месяцев назад

      nice reference to the Phineas and Ferb movie

    • @destiny5282
      @destiny5282 7 месяцев назад +2

      I’m from America but who tf microwaves their tea.

  • @thatrandomgeekabbi
    @thatrandomgeekabbi 7 месяцев назад +46

    Awwww baby Danno and his brother. That picture was adorable.

  • @yeetdasweet_yt
    @yeetdasweet_yt 7 месяцев назад +5

    PEOPLE HAVE BEEN MICROWAVING THEIR CUP NOODLES!?!?!?

    • @Carmelwashere
      @Carmelwashere 7 месяцев назад +1

      I'm too lazy so I just pour hot water from my sink

    • @yeetdasweet_yt
      @yeetdasweet_yt 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@Carmelwashere AT LEAST THAT'S SOMETHING

    • @Lildex-sj5pz
      @Lildex-sj5pz 7 месяцев назад +1

      Yes.

  • @ponynator4718
    @ponynator4718 7 месяцев назад +2

    a old german saying: "its an advantage to be able to read"

  • @FR1TT3RS
    @FR1TT3RS 7 месяцев назад +9

    I seriously thought everyone poured boiling water into them. IVE NEVER HEARS OF MICROWAVING THEM

  • @TheJeffersonTheJefferson
    @TheJeffersonTheJefferson 7 месяцев назад +26

    Dang, me finally feeling good for reading labels. 😂

  • @MrMayhem010
    @MrMayhem010 7 месяцев назад +9

    This is why there's warning labels on everything these days!

    • @MasonMercado
      @MasonMercado 7 месяцев назад

      @DylanDarkAccount HERE BEFORE BOT

    • @TheOne_6
      @TheOne_6 7 месяцев назад

      @@MasonMercado no, he's a bot

    • @ReeksofChees3
      @ReeksofChees3 7 месяцев назад +1

      California:

    • @explodevrgtvrgt
      @explodevrgtvrgt 7 месяцев назад

      Warning this crumb is dangerous
      Warning this painting is dangerous
      Warning this emoji is dangerous

  • @SuperJonathan.
    @SuperJonathan. 2 месяца назад

    When dannos on his bed his last words will "It was the SOUP"

  • @Grand_Touring_Boi
    @Grand_Touring_Boi 7 месяцев назад +18

    Who else thinks Danno would be a great full time streamer

    • @JayDragons
      @JayDragons 7 месяцев назад

      Fr

    • @Toaster_nummber1
      @Toaster_nummber1 7 месяцев назад

      But then ig I won't watch him as much bc I have homework and I can only last 30 minutes without changing the video

  • @youtubebobguy
    @youtubebobguy 7 месяцев назад +4

    This is how Lucky is going to end the world.
    CUP NOODLES ☠️

  • @glutentag5853
    @glutentag5853 7 месяцев назад +13

    Just so people don't get scared, its the old cup noodles that were dangerous to microwave, not the new paper ones.

    • @jjkm17
      @jjkm17 7 месяцев назад +2

      It’s always good to check if it says mucrowave or not

  • @darrelson2511
    @darrelson2511 7 месяцев назад +11

    *"its the noodle's fault i swear"*
    Dont blame the noodles for something you did that the instructions told you not to

  • @cyansoup001
    @cyansoup001 7 месяцев назад +7

    "THE MOST DANGEROUS THING ALMOST EVERYONE HAS EATEN? IT'S SOUP!"
    and I took that personally

    • @Solace-the-Soup
      @Solace-the-Soup 7 месяцев назад +1

      As someone frequently called Soup as a nickname.. uh.. guess I'm dangerous now lmao

  • @perhaps6024
    @perhaps6024 7 месяцев назад +7

    Dan, you’re telling me you have been putting COLD WATER for like half of your life?! It’s called instant cup of noodles because it’s cooked immediately when you pour the boiling water in

  • @Xander-tr9rk
    @Xander-tr9rk 7 месяцев назад +19

    Love your content Danno.

    • @brand_god_15
      @brand_god_15 7 месяцев назад +3

      @OfficerUTTP_Gransolentcan you stop yapping like actually shut up

    • @VINgaming1113
      @VINgaming1113 7 месяцев назад

      same

  • @yancicaballero5531
    @yancicaballero5531 7 месяцев назад

    “Mum why am I having cancer”
    “Oh it because a soup”

  • @Bleakgaming62
    @Bleakgaming62 7 месяцев назад +9

    Your one of my favorite creators. Have a great day.

    • @Haakons3n
      @Haakons3n 7 месяцев назад +1

      Bot comment ahh

  • @Republica_Dominic
    @Republica_Dominic 7 месяцев назад +5

    Danno keep up the good work! I love your videos and they make me smile! 🎉🎉🎉

  • @SeanRobert-di8sz
    @SeanRobert-di8sz 7 месяцев назад +5

    WHY DID YOU MICROWAVE IT!
    you are one of the only people I’ve met who actually microwaved it 😂

    • @Lildex-sj5pz
      @Lildex-sj5pz 7 месяцев назад +2

      I microwaved it help

    • @TheBismarckGuy08
      @TheBismarckGuy08 7 месяцев назад

      SKIBIDI TOILET SOLOS 🔥 🔥

    • @SeanRobert-di8sz
      @SeanRobert-di8sz 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@TheBismarckGuy08 huh

    • @SeanRobert-di8sz
      @SeanRobert-di8sz 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@Lildex-sj5pz you’ve been diagnosed with stage 4759292947294728104 cancer

  • @i_like_nerf_memes
    @i_like_nerf_memes 7 месяцев назад +3

    I’m really glad my mom is Japanese and showed me how to make the cups of ramen cause that 87¢ ramen hits different

    • @ronalddonaldtrump
      @ronalddonaldtrump 6 месяцев назад

      fr, though normally im just lucky if we get noodle cups as since my mum is chinese, normally we just buy big packs of plain noodles and season it ourselves 🙂. Tho it shall never compare to the greatness of cheap noodle cups that I normally buy in like packs of 10 because Ik for a fact itll be a long time until we get more

  • @tamerkoh
    @tamerkoh 7 месяцев назад +5

    A perfect example of reading the fine print, lol.

  • @josiahlee2098
    @josiahlee2098 7 месяцев назад +4

    Other fact to note, it’s overall not recommended to microwave your food in plastic. Some toxic chemicals in same way can leech into your food with certain plastics from foods

  • @HDLLHANZ
    @HDLLHANZ 7 месяцев назад +28

    So basically to prevent this.
    You just-
    NOT Microwave your Cup Noodles? OH WOW I WONDER WHO THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO MICROWAVE CUP NOODLES, WHEN IT CLEARLY STATES TO HEAT UP WATER AND POUR IT IN, THEN WAIT 5 MINUTES.
    NOT POUR WHATEVER WATER AND PUT IT IN THE MICROWAVE.

    • @purplesgamesrepairs6577
      @purplesgamesrepairs6577 7 месяцев назад +4

      You'd probably be genuinely surprised about Humanities inability to follow basic instructions it's the same reason why shampoo has instructions

    • @HDLLHANZ
      @HDLLHANZ 7 месяцев назад +4

      @@purplesgamesrepairs6577 I'm surprised by every single day.
      Humanity's stubbornness is unrelenting.

    • @joshuukun
      @joshuukun 7 месяцев назад

      It's for people like this why instructions exist for shampoo bottles lol

    • @rockstar6783-c4j
      @rockstar6783-c4j 7 месяцев назад

      Idk how tf I missed the “do not microwave” label. But tbf I don’t read them lol

  • @TheGuyWhoAsked1245
    @TheGuyWhoAsked1245 3 месяца назад +1

    If this reaches Facebook prepare for middle aged mothers to make this company go bankrupt 💀

  • @MurderLamb
    @MurderLamb 7 месяцев назад +4

    Awesome short also I like danno content
    :D

  • @Lin-uv3qy
    @Lin-uv3qy 7 месяцев назад +4

    "How did you die?"
    "Yes"

    • @lilchonc5688
      @lilchonc5688 7 месяцев назад +2

      remember guys, report it and ignore it.

    • @HS_2377
      @HS_2377 7 месяцев назад

      @@lilchonc5688 finally someone who remembers

  • @lightningstrike5538
    @lightningstrike5538 7 месяцев назад +8

    Basically this cup is more dangerous than a masked killer

    • @trevisjenkins370
      @trevisjenkins370 7 месяцев назад

      ​@OfficerUTTP_GransolentShiver me timber what am I gonna do 😮😮😮

    • @lightningstrike5538
      @lightningstrike5538 7 месяцев назад

      @OfficerUTTP_Gransolent there's the bot once again

    • @TheOne_6
      @TheOne_6 7 месяцев назад

      @DylanDarkAccount you're that one bot

    • @TheOne_6
      @TheOne_6 7 месяцев назад

      @OfficerUTTP_Gransolent i've had enough

    • @lightningstrike5538
      @lightningstrike5538 7 месяцев назад

      @@TheOne_6 you know this is the second time I've been hit by bots

  • @user-dq7rl9ho2g
    @user-dq7rl9ho2g 3 месяца назад

    i think i lost brain cells from danno saying "i microwave my cup noodles"

  • @Perkybag1
    @Perkybag1 7 месяцев назад +7

    For those who dont get it, Danno is talking about the most dangerous thing that almost everyone has eaten

    • @8Noob
      @8Noob 7 месяцев назад +2

      Oh shoot thanks dude I didn’t realize it!
      You are a life saver!!!

    • @Perkybag1
      @Perkybag1 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@8Noob your welcome bro

  • @geraldballinger6428
    @geraldballinger6428 7 месяцев назад +8

    Angel:"so how did you die?"
    Me:"noodles"

  • @Ciryfluer
    @Ciryfluer 7 месяцев назад +12

    No wonder the ones in the cup hit different then the square ones in the packaging. 💀

  • @Specifyishere
    @Specifyishere 7 месяцев назад +3

    Holy God I thought everyone knows to boil water than pour💀💀

  • @NoahTheTheoryGuy
    @NoahTheTheoryGuy 7 месяцев назад +7

    Awesome video ❤

  • @totallynottor1473
    @totallynottor1473 7 месяцев назад +11

    Oh welp, guess I've been eating poison my whole life

  • @TheTrueMr.Chicken
    @TheTrueMr.Chicken 7 месяцев назад +17

    I always thought those microwave noodles tasted awful, but I never would've guessed they'd literally give you cancer.

    • @catpfp.
      @catpfp. 7 месяцев назад +2

      @DylanDarkAccountno one asked Dylan like you literally look like a nerd ( bet you are one 🤓🤓🤓)

    • @Your-favorite-Minecraft-Man
      @Your-favorite-Minecraft-Man 7 месяцев назад

      Just report them don’t reply to them.

    • @catpfp.
      @catpfp. 7 месяцев назад

      @@Your-favorite-Minecraft-Man ok

  • @THICCAHHCORGI
    @THICCAHHCORGI 6 месяцев назад +1

    Me: dies*
    Me: CURSE U SOUUUUUUUPPP!!!!✊🏽

  • @maxieweliethemathter9894
    @maxieweliethemathter9894 7 месяцев назад +4

    Jokes on you, I FOLLOW THE DIRECTIONS ON IT, NOT JUST DON'T MICROWAVE

  • @Shark_cool
    @Shark_cool 7 месяцев назад +5

    "No, it doesn't affect my baby."
    The baby in question:

  • @RANR-nq7ml
    @RANR-nq7ml 7 месяцев назад +4

    "I'M DYING, IT'S THE CUP NOODLES DAMMIT!"

  • @Donobodude
    @Donobodude Месяц назад

    Alternate title: Danno having the inability to read warning signs as a child