@@jamiespicer8372unfortunately she won't figure that out till she is about 40. That was me. It was earlier than her but I was 23 dating my father's friend from the bar who was 63 (and yes we're alcoholics...and yes I would drink with my father and his friends, some of who i graduated with as often as possible because "daddy issues" which really isn't a thing so much as validation, love and attention issues) and have been dating men and parents if you think its not your fault you probably kept her way too sheltered. Im 7 years recovered from all the drugs and alcohol and am finally not dating drug addicts but I hope you know when to intervene. Im 40 and I know its because I still feel like crap about myself that I settle for whoever happens to come my way. Make sure you check in frequently with your daughter and hopefully you can tell if there is something wrong with her. Because if she wants kids or any kind of respectful job she needs to start before her life becomes to cruel as thats what happened to me.
Matt Rife, MILF and cookies!?! LoL 🤣 I could teach you so much so that way when you are doing comedy, you can actually tell the truth from experience! Haaaaa! 💕
I was liking his shorts a lot. Came here to see some longer videos. Saw he is friends or was vibing with Matt Rife - "oh oh". Some jokes he made in the video were misogynistic "OH OH".
You have a whole viewing window you should use to allow people to see your content & you stupidly shrunk that by 2/3rds. I can only hope your channel represents your bad decisions
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My favorite thing in these videos is the pictures that pop up and move around they make it so much funnier
indeed, feels way more interactive
Like the cars in the speed bump joke bout the Vancouver lady’s accent 😂😂 i read this right after watching that part
Me toooo😊
He’s hilarious without any of that !
If it was anybody else, it'd be insulting but he's so damn genuine and goofy. I love his stuff.😂
I Havent laughed this hard in a long time.. This guy is real comedy
50 minutes of laughing the f--k out loud! I couldn't stop!!!!! Michael Blaustein is HILARIOUS!!!!!
My new favorite comedian.
I about pulled my back out laughing so much
You are my new favourite comic… period 😂😍🤩
He destroyed that man's confidence when he said 4. 😂😂😂 He aint happy. 😂
He is very present with his jokes.love it😂😂
Oh Lord, our 30 year old daughter is dating a 48 year old….we are 55! She is very happy 😂
What ... Wait ... How .... WHATTT ??!
Daddy issues ...lol
@@jamiespicer8372unfortunately she won't figure that out till she is about 40. That was me. It was earlier than her but I was 23 dating my father's friend from the bar who was 63 (and yes we're alcoholics...and yes I would drink with my father and his friends, some of who i graduated with as often as possible because "daddy issues" which really isn't a thing so much as validation, love and attention issues) and have been dating men and parents if you think its not your fault you probably kept her way too sheltered. Im 7 years recovered from all the drugs and alcohol and am finally not dating drug addicts but I hope you know when to intervene. Im 40 and I know its because I still feel like crap about myself that I settle for whoever happens to come my way. Make sure you check in frequently with your daughter and hopefully you can tell if there is something wrong with her. Because if she wants kids or any kind of respectful job she needs to start before her life becomes to cruel as thats what happened to me.
My 14 yrs daughter is dating my brother who’s 72 😂 she’s very happy 🙄🙄
can i come over? he sounded so cute the way he said it. hahahahahhaa
Omg u r so funny I have now seen this 3 times 😂😂😂
" You are saying vancouver like you're going over a speed bump, VanCOOOVer!!" IM SO WEAK
The brain cancer had me screaming
08:43 that’s wild man!!! That’s a cool father 😂😂😂
His cackle laugh is hilarious
Yes michael calling out chic fil a gives me life!
1:27 the man that went Got Damn needs a medal I won’t even cap that.
the karate part 😭😭😭
All the time I watch him all the time crack me up very good comedian
This guy and Matt rife clips. I die 😂
Same! They are equally my favorite. They need to do a show together.
@@holliesmith4315 there’s literally a clip of them together in this video 33:50
I’ve been in tears the whole time ❤😂😂😂
which episode is this i want watch the whole thing ???
The Pokémon tats are rly good tho
I believe the guy that gets asked about his tattoos at the 33 minute mark is Jeremy from Black Magic Craft. A D&D crafting RUclipsr.
he is fucking hilarious
He's way better then Matt rife
So funny, I just came from a video of Matt working the crowd, and it felt like i was at a retirement home compared to this guy.
@@philosophik1267lmao I felt the same way 😂
😂😂
That's a good one
Facts
Friend of my grandson 😂
11:50 😂😂😂
Crowd interaction is the best I’ve seen. So quick. Joke telling, meh!!!
This dude is funnier then….🔥😂😂😂😂
his sex jokes do get a bit repetitive but the roasts that don’t feature them hit hard
1:54 thats not a queen that a ped o file!
LMAOOOOO the amount of things that he has fuckin predicted in his quick jokes for ppl is insane
ILL FILL YOU IN😂😂😂
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1st time checking in
@2:24 i volunteer as tribute 😅
Matt Rife, MILF and cookies!?! LoL 🤣
I could teach you so much so that way when you are doing comedy, you can actually tell the truth from experience! Haaaaa! 💕
😂😂😂😂😂
11:57 I’m Canadian and I only have a little extent
13:14 I agree love chic fil a but I’m bi and please open on Sundays (I go down to Florida some)
20:24 as a lesbian that uses a strap-on;
ladies, hes right 😂 it IS tiring af
Good workout tho 😉
Lesbian here too!
- Which names rhyme with "thin"?
- None
- Well, lets make one up
- "Brynn"
- Done
FUCKING LOVE MICHAEL
I was liking his shorts a lot. Came here to see some longer videos. Saw he is friends or was vibing with Matt Rife - "oh oh". Some jokes he made in the video were misogynistic "OH OH".
Who is this dude?
Name, Michael
Channel - @blaucomedy
Michael blaustein
Who is this guy anybody?
Michael blaustein
watching this baked is …
bro my birthday is nov 8 2009
You know this guy is not funny cuz he aint friends with rogan
5:00 that was not cool at all. This dude clearly just wanted to get out.
On the original vid he said this dude kept shouting randomly the whole time hence his reaction
The dude came to his show again and identified himself in a different video 😂and it was funny
You have a whole viewing window you should use to allow people to see your content & you stupidly shrunk that by 2/3rds. I can only hope your channel represents your bad decisions