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  • Опубликовано: 8 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 5 тыс.

  • @JustinWhangYt
    @JustinWhangYt  5 лет назад +2538

    The Gross Videos Playlist: ruclips.net/video/6uPhRZLzZCg/видео.html

    • @nickc8863
      @nickc8863 5 лет назад +13

      good god.. its not as bad as the cum jar(s) with the my little pony toy in it though..

    • @toroko2
      @toroko2 5 лет назад +9

      Ew icky gross. Thanks dude.

    • @reagandow850
      @reagandow850 5 лет назад +4

      Come on dude. This is gross. Funny...but really gross.

    • @memegazer
      @memegazer 5 лет назад +2

      If Justin Whang tries to sell you pictures of Albert Einstein's butthole
      DO NOT BUY THEM
      I am almost certain this guy just sold me pictures of his own butthole instead.

    • @paleegg3778
      @paleegg3778 5 лет назад +3

      @@memegazer not again!

  • @KanonHara
    @KanonHara 4 года назад +6862

    and when he is an old man, he will pass it on to his grandson who will embark on a quest to destroy it by casting it into the fires of mount splooge

  • @fvg
    @fvg 5 лет назад +9514

    How is this monetized lmao

    • @bigcarrotjuice
      @bigcarrotjuice 5 лет назад +127

      it aint anymore

    • @fvg
      @fvg 5 лет назад +337

      bigcarrotjuice I got an ad clicking to respond to this, check-mate, Cheeto head

    • @jetaddict420
      @jetaddict420 5 лет назад +19

      @@bigcarrotjuice it still is

    • @SteveOnlin
      @SteveOnlin 5 лет назад +3

      not kid friendly though

    • @SteveOnlin
      @SteveOnlin 5 лет назад +6

      he even says fuck in the video

  • @robintrash
    @robintrash 3 года назад +3717

    He tried to burn it... this feels like a horror movie in which the main character tries to rid himself of a demon but the demon overcomes it, even making it stronger. Who knew a cum box could gain so much power?

    • @void6254
      @void6254 3 года назад +96

      fr, in movies you need to burn a demon/haunted object to properly get rid of it. is this cumbox some underworld demon that he needs to get rid of?

    • @KillerCrewmate2526
      @KillerCrewmate2526 3 года назад +20

      I don’t get why he did not lit a fire camp and put it into the flames or just trow it away in the trash.

    • @sberky98
      @sberky98 3 года назад +73

      @@void6254 imagine a horror movie called "THE CUMBOX" and the trailers will be so dramatic

    • @franciscolima331
      @franciscolima331 3 года назад +51

      But the demon overcumes

    • @helenwalker654
      @helenwalker654 3 года назад +6

      It's exactly like a demon possession horror movie.

  • @DR_Eggz
    @DR_Eggz 3 года назад +6324

    So that's why Patrick wouldn't let spongebob see the box

  • @iamnotme3986
    @iamnotme3986 4 года назад +4346

    Geez, there's guys who easily dispose girlfriends like used napkins but this guy moves his box into a new apartment.

    • @MrRaellima
      @MrRaellima 4 года назад +274

      Well, the cumbox definetly would more loyal than any woman

    • @tictacterminator
      @tictacterminator 4 года назад +129

      @@MrRaellima
      how can a cumbox be more loyal than a cumbox

    • @suffersilence1598
      @suffersilence1598 4 года назад +93

      @@tictacterminator Damn dude, that was unnecessary

    • @swf_buccellati2098
      @swf_buccellati2098 4 года назад +60

      @@tictacterminator certified bruh moment

    • @unnamed715
      @unnamed715 4 года назад +27

      There's more women who dispose of boyfriends like used tampons.

  • @snacktime2497
    @snacktime2497 5 лет назад +6563

    "I'm not here to talk about french fries."
    *closes tab*

  • @MolternK
    @MolternK 5 лет назад +8108

    Cumjar: Who are you?
    Cumbox: I'm you but stronger.

    • @JayLeu
      @JayLeu 5 лет назад +422

      Cumbox: you're weak.
      Cumjar: I'm you

    • @dalambm
      @dalambm 5 лет назад +7

      @@JayLeu iki8

    • @memegazer
      @memegazer 5 лет назад +160

      If this man Justin Whang attempts to sell you pictures of Albert Einstein's butthole
      DO NOT BUY THEM
      I am all but certain he has photographed pictures of his own butthole and sold those to me instead of what was promised.
      You have been warned.

    • @daemondarwin97
      @daemondarwin97 5 лет назад +27

      @@memegazer wat

    • @northstar6920
      @northstar6920 5 лет назад +95

      At least Rainbow Dash was spared this time...

  • @Terrace776
    @Terrace776 3 года назад +3725

    This is the male's equivalent of period blood painting.

    • @banyalaplace
      @banyalaplace 3 года назад +170

      I hope nobody tried period blood painting

    • @turniue
      @turniue 3 года назад +647

      @@banyalaplace bad news

    • @banyalaplace
      @banyalaplace 3 года назад +158

      @@turniue yeah, i ain't definetly having dinner tonight

    • @Evocaker
      @Evocaker 3 года назад +9

      @@turniue uh

    • @cot1579
      @cot1579 3 года назад +6

      a wut

  • @hughquigley5337
    @hughquigley5337 5 лет назад +6920

    I had a choice between “4chan saves a cat” or “reddit cumbox”
    Why do I do this to myself

    • @beavis8073
      @beavis8073 5 лет назад +145

      I came here right after that video.

    • @whitescalp420
      @whitescalp420 5 лет назад +18

      I picked this cuz i already watched the other one

    • @mays071
      @mays071 5 лет назад +3

      Me too

    • @hotdogboatman
      @hotdogboatman 4 года назад +4

      I wonder what one you picked.

    • @DickKick
      @DickKick 4 года назад +11

      I had a choice between a bucket and a box

  • @mattigi
    @mattigi 5 лет назад +8139

    Im no psychic but I dont think you're getting any money off this video.

    • @Dubzy.
      @Dubzy. 5 лет назад +257

      You mustn’t be because it surprisingly has ads on it

    • @reneebeckford8619
      @reneebeckford8619 5 лет назад +36

      Nah you are psychic it would take a superpower to know that

    • @eiad1251
      @eiad1251 5 лет назад +3

      Not true lol

    • @FalconKPD
      @FalconKPD 5 лет назад +43

      "It was never about the money"

    • @ucitymetalhead
      @ucitymetalhead 5 лет назад +53

      well you can't get something for nuttin'.

  • @funkonaught6337
    @funkonaught6337 5 лет назад +1515

    Plot Twist: The "Wife" purposely left her journal out, easy to find, to see if he would care.

    • @Sinkclap
      @Sinkclap 5 лет назад +102

      That's wholesome as fuck

    • @davidribosome4326
      @davidribosome4326 5 лет назад +4

      That's cute :3

    • @polymerclayfigure
      @polymerclayfigure 5 лет назад +6

      or to see if he didn’t give a shit about her privacy, lol

    • @smorrow
      @smorrow 3 года назад +5

      @@Sinkclap Yeah, I thought the story was going to be he fucked the cat.

    • @chazgirl6186
      @chazgirl6186 3 года назад +1

      @@polymerclayfigure everyone looks at people's diaries. If they say they don't, that's when you know they are liar's.

  • @golgiplasm4660
    @golgiplasm4660 3 года назад +1488

    aside literally everything else the story about the dude who learned to trust women again was nice it was sweet

    • @azurdlywisterious
      @azurdlywisterious 3 года назад +6

      proud to be like number 69

    • @Frombeyondthehorizon6860
      @Frombeyondthehorizon6860 Год назад +14

      I relate to that post. Granted, it wasn't the same's circumstance but left the same effect

    • @thecoolestofthe834s2
      @thecoolestofthe834s2 Год назад +4

      he will learn lol his mistake was he never trusted women he should learn to never trust anyone

    • @-bubby9633
      @-bubby9633 11 месяцев назад

      When she divorces him it's gna be hilarious 🤣🤣

    • @NGHmusic
      @NGHmusic 10 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@thecoolestofthe834s2It ain't about that, its called using your meat computer to its full advantage and putting "trust" in those who are deserving.

  • @elderrusty541
    @elderrusty541 4 года назад +4057

    I feel bad for the imaginary girlfriend guy, kids who do shit like that to people prove to me that some are inherently evil

    • @skuzzyj
      @skuzzyj 4 года назад +344

      Yeah, I don't even understand why somebody would bother mocking this guy when they should really be ripping the people that did it a new asshole

    • @JoshuaKennedy321
      @JoshuaKennedy321 4 года назад +244

      I totally identify with that guy. My version doesn't include text messages because it happened in the 1980s, and they didn't go so far as to create a fictional girl to set me up with. In junior high I was a pathetic nerd and was subjected to a form of female bullying which I think is fairly common and I call "the romantic fakeout." The clique of girls focus on some socially undesirable boy and dare each other to flirt with him. If he falls for it and believes the girls like him - if there's any demonstration of interest on his part, then they shove him away, laugh, call him "gross" and tease him mercilessly about it for weeks. It happened to me MULTIPLE TIMES (though I eventually learned to "play it cool" and not give the girls the reaction they were looking for), and like the guy in the story I grew up unable to trust women and never believing that they could ever actually like me. Obviously this makes relationships impossible. I know the feeling is irrational and it's not true, but I can't stop feeling it. UNLIKE the guy in the story, I am still single and probably will be forever.

    • @vee8080
      @vee8080 4 года назад +230

      @@JoshuaKennedy321 I agree this is definitely a more common thing for bitchy girls to do but it's not just girls who do shitty things like that. I remember when I was in my last year of middle school. I was always an awkward, shy, nerdy, acne ridden girl and one day while I was sitting alone reading, the most good looking boy in our year (who every girl at the time had a crush on) comes and sits down next to me. He starts trying to flirt with me and tried to ask me out. Thankfully he was really bad at acting and I could see him holding in his laughter. I could also see his friends in the corner, looking over and giggling. I told him no and to go away and leave me alone. He quickly realised I wasn't gonna play along and left. Sad thing is, like every other girl at the time, I also had crush on him but realising what an asshole he was after that, I never liked him again. Still agree with you though that I see this more often with girls. Either way people who do this are shitty. I hope you find someone soon. Try to remember not every girl is like those bitches.

    • @YggdrasilAudio
      @YggdrasilAudio 4 года назад +57

      @@JoshuaKennedy321 No. No matter what a hard time you're having, always remember that nothing lasts forever. There will come a time were you can look back on these years and be glad that they're over, I promise you.

    • @YggdrasilAudio
      @YggdrasilAudio 4 года назад +51

      @@vee8080 I've heard about a similar thing from my older cousin. Appearantly a girl at her school had a crush on a guy who later called acting like the feelings were mutual, but then she heard his friends laughing in the background. Needless to say, a long break from school was needed after that, but she's appearantly doing well today and is even married.

  • @ZombieRommel
    @ZombieRommel 5 лет назад +1200

    I love the fact that he tried to burn it, like it was some demonic artifact that had to be expunged from the earth.

    • @CheeseOnABoard69
      @CheeseOnABoard69 5 лет назад +18

      LMFAO

    • @KusanagiMotoko100
      @KusanagiMotoko100 5 лет назад +71

      it was...

    • @joaom3234
      @joaom3234 5 лет назад +97

      It failed to burn, so maybe it was...

    • @rzsz491
      @rzsz491 5 лет назад +34

      Then he decided to keep it and continue to use it, ever after looking like that

    • @stasia2706
      @stasia2706 5 лет назад +16

      Right? Just throw the fucking thing away! Hell, take it with you to a dumpster in an old backpack and throw the whole fucking thing out, backpack and all. Damn son!

  • @starman7773
    @starman7773 5 лет назад +1378

    What's this?
    *CumJar* is evolving?
    ....
    Congratulations, your *CumJar* evolved into a *CumBox!*

    • @Makochips
      @Makochips 5 лет назад +34

      Whats this?
      CumBox is evolving?
      ...
      CUMLORD IS HERE!

    • @yeezusyhrist
      @yeezusyhrist 4 года назад +16

      @@Makochips *CumShirt* evolves into *CumBox* evolves into *CumJar*

    • @jbkesselman
      @jbkesselman 4 года назад +7

      dennis rodman's clone I got a cum eye. Is it a branched evolution?

    • @moch.farisdzulfiqar6123
      @moch.farisdzulfiqar6123 4 года назад +17

      What's this?
      Cumbox is evolving?
      Congratulation, your Cumbox is evolved into a Cumbucket!

    • @Noname-om3pp
      @Noname-om3pp 4 года назад

      CumPufferfish

  • @Jenna-in4br
    @Jenna-in4br 3 года назад +428

    Dude the imaginary girlfriend story just made me heartbroken, poor guy. Having something like that happen when you're just developing can really fucked you up

    • @Amare-og9xg
      @Amare-og9xg 2 года назад +2

      Классная аватарка

    • @-bubby9633
      @-bubby9633 11 месяцев назад

      It's very common for women to do this. The vast majority of women see the vast majority of men as scum dirt to be used for their entertainment. They literally don't even see them as human

    • @laurisaarinen1126
      @laurisaarinen1126 10 месяцев назад +7

      I can kind of relate, i spent my teen years thinking that no one could be interested in me and when finally a girl approached me and started flirting (and it kept going for a couple of days online after that) she suddenly said she's sorry but she has a boyfriend. I was already dealing with some mental problems and that surely helped launch me to depression and severe ocd. I am still recovering from it at 31, being single all this time and after few more rejections still can't convince myself that i can find someone. People underestimate how much bullying and other bad behavior as a teen can mess you up permanently.

    • @Jenna-in4br
      @Jenna-in4br 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@laurisaarinen1126 I am so sorry that happened to you, that was completely unfair and you didn't deserve that

    • @Ironicfail
      @Ironicfail 7 месяцев назад

      @@laurisaarinen1126recovering at 31 from something at 12 is crazy

  • @irrelevant3463
    @irrelevant3463 4 года назад +2816

    i willingly clicked on this video.

  • @IvanIvanoIvanovich
    @IvanIvanoIvanovich 4 года назад +730

    "It wasn't planned or anything, it just happened." So was I.

    • @schprox
      @schprox 4 года назад +5

      And so was I, for real though

    • @sonascotch1082
      @sonascotch1082 4 года назад +4

      So was I too 😔

    • @peeron6829
      @peeron6829 4 года назад +5

      Yall are loved

    • @vicro4193
      @vicro4193 3 года назад +7

      guess we're just mold from some cumbox after all, huh
      damn that's deep

    • @razzthelemon.4400
      @razzthelemon.4400 3 года назад

      Same

  • @ramonabelowthree
    @ramonabelowthree 4 года назад +715

    The Box - Roddy Ricch (2019)

  • @Booooooce
    @Booooooce 3 года назад +161

    I just want to know what compelled him to use a box rather than the extremely obvious and easily disposable method of tissues…

    • @soonersciencenerd383
      @soonersciencenerd383 7 месяцев назад +3

      is this why people were hoarding toilet paper?

    • @n7x
      @n7x 4 месяца назад

      He said the box was right there when he needed it. Maybe he was already doing it and didn’t prepare tissues before

  • @phoenixpoole7667
    @phoenixpoole7667 5 лет назад +708

    Imagine the scent, it’ll smell like rotten milk and degeneracy.

    • @thirdstrike4u
      @thirdstrike4u 5 лет назад +34

      Something tells me most people who are commenting here are degenerates.

    • @phoenixpoole7667
      @phoenixpoole7667 5 лет назад +40

      ᴍᴏᴜʀɴ I mean, you aren’t wrong, but you didn’t have to say that-

    • @stratis5360
      @stratis5360 5 лет назад +1

      Your pfp demonstrates the smell

    • @officialdrowsy
      @officialdrowsy 5 лет назад

      Probably smells like bleach

    • @silverpangol6756
      @silverpangol6756 5 лет назад +4

      @@officialdrowsy it definitely smells way worse than bleach

  • @thatdinonerd720
    @thatdinonerd720 5 лет назад +396

    This is literally how you make some human/fungal hybrid SCP/cryptid, I'm sure of it

    • @MysteryKar
      @MysteryKar 4 года назад +32

      thi is how you make a fucking mimic

  • @GilesHellier
    @GilesHellier 5 лет назад +370

    I swear the funniest part of this story is how normal the guy is. He articulates it so matter of fact, not giving a weird excuse as to why he did it, just like "meh, was a thing that happened. meant to throw it out but didn't. Tried to burn it, didn't work. What can ye do?" lol. - Rock on, cumbox guy.

    • @laurisaarinen1126
      @laurisaarinen1126 10 месяцев назад +9

      The way he said "apparently i'm a disturbed individual" like he didn't think much of it until someone said something lol! 😂

    • @GilesHellier
      @GilesHellier 10 месяцев назад

      @@laurisaarinen1126 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Linda-jl5lx
    @Linda-jl5lx 2 года назад +127

    Jesus christ the guy who were tricked into believing he had a gf straight up got PTSD from that traumatic experience

  • @boohiss83
    @boohiss83 5 лет назад +312

    Tried to burn it, but didn't try to just throw it in the garbage. WTF.

    • @BlameMyPartner
      @BlameMyPartner 5 лет назад +63

      maybe he did throw it out, but it somehow reappeared on his bed the next day....

    • @1manX
      @1manX 5 лет назад +35

      Something that evil cannot simply be thrown away my friend

    • @arizonarangerwithabigirono1520
      @arizonarangerwithabigirono1520 5 лет назад +4

      It opened the trash can lid and jumped out.

    • @KrimCoin
      @KrimCoin 5 лет назад +3

      Ever seen the babadook.

  • @mayapearance_7974
    @mayapearance_7974 4 года назад +697

    Someone stealing my diary: oooh boy now imma know your secrets
    5 pages later: I'm not interested

    • @michaelmartin9022
      @michaelmartin9022 4 года назад +52

      "Oh, you went to work, then stopped at the supermarket on the way home? I bet you wouldn't want that getting out!"

    • @pluto3194
      @pluto3194 3 года назад +19

      @꧁꧁Jessica Berry꧂꧂
      Some people are really determined though. Save the world domination plans until about ~3/4 of the way through, with the rest being boring. People reading beforehand will get bored and stop, and people that skip to the last few pages won't find it. Don't ask how I know, I definitely don't have any plans to take over the world.

    • @echomikoart
      @echomikoart 3 года назад +3

      @@imamess.9078 yeah if someome read the diary i keep for mental illness, they'd get the fuck out of my life lmfao

    • @SpecterNeverSpectator
      @SpecterNeverSpectator 3 года назад +1

      @@echomikoart wow so edgy

  • @Firefox1189
    @Firefox1189 3 года назад +503

    That one dude who was hurt very badly in grade 8, I feel bad for them. Their friends are legit assholes.

  • @justacat2318
    @justacat2318 3 года назад +68

    "I flung poo into a hole in the wall"
    I genuinely thought that I wasn't going to read this sentence in my life time...

  • @shaneeroh2213
    @shaneeroh2213 4 года назад +899

    Y'all use a box?
    I just use the carpet, shits like tile now

  • @harleybailey6916
    @harleybailey6916 5 лет назад +352

    "He hates and loves the box, as he hates and loves himself" -- Magneto, the Return of the Box

  • @EckhartsLadder
    @EckhartsLadder 5 лет назад +279

    Whang, I love your videos, but I hate you for reminding me of this.
    Edit: I feel like the OP's was about a construction company his family had or something?

    • @lordzevallos
      @lordzevallos 5 лет назад +7

      this is where the fun begins

    • @EckhartsLadder
      @EckhartsLadder 5 лет назад +12

      Also, I'm pretty sure this is how the Last of Us started.

    • @jacobhogan3208
      @jacobhogan3208 5 лет назад

      *insert pun related SW joke.*

    • @kingofpain11111
      @kingofpain11111 5 лет назад

      EckhartsLadder it looks like it

    • @lobotomite.1395
      @lobotomite.1395 5 лет назад +4

      You've seen the Cum Box but get ready for the Cum Nebula Star Destroyer

  • @FinnTheGentleman
    @FinnTheGentleman 2 года назад +52

    I spent 4 days in 2018 reading this thread. It'll really make you question everyone you've ever met or ever see.
    Also OP's link was to a confession that she blew off plans (or ignored?) her friend the night he killed himself

    • @saltyseadog4719
      @saltyseadog4719 Год назад +1

      Oh shit.... they sure acted normal bout it

  • @eiya3
    @eiya3 4 года назад +560

    Makes the people who keep their toenail clippings look straight up pedestrian

    • @user-pr6gn2un8z
      @user-pr6gn2un8z 3 года назад +9

      @/acid tears\ w h y

    • @bensoncheung2801
      @bensoncheung2801 3 года назад +27

      Kira Yoshkage

    • @griffith5704
      @griffith5704 3 года назад +2

      @@bensoncheung2801 but from an alternate universe (not part 8 Kira)

    • @serrano.pepprr
      @serrano.pepprr 3 года назад +8

      @v0r3_ the garbage bin/can exists for a reason y'know

    • @pretzeldragon2975
      @pretzeldragon2975 3 года назад +8

      @Hey I bite my nails too but I could never fathom actually eating them. How would that even feel?

  • @katbird2699
    @katbird2699 4 года назад +387

    When he said "kind of makes you feel fuzzy on the inside" I for sure thought the segway was gonna be "you know what else is fuzzy on the inside?"

  • @blazebaby89
    @blazebaby89 5 лет назад +335

    This one's almost as legendary as the kid with the broken arms.

    • @bmenzella3734
      @bmenzella3734 5 лет назад +8

      please explain

    • @sbyamibakura
      @sbyamibakura 5 лет назад +43

      @@bmenzella3734 Omg someone who doesn't know! ...you probably don't want to know lmao.

    • @st_Luni
      @st_Luni 5 лет назад +6

      @@sbyamibakura we need to know

    • @Marvi5962
      @Marvi5962 5 лет назад +22

      @@sbyamibakura *I want to know very badly please my sleep schedule depends on it*

    • @blazebaby89
      @blazebaby89 5 лет назад +6

      @@infectedvoice7293 ding ding we have a winner!!!

  • @dustinclark8680
    @dustinclark8680 2 года назад +41

    Horrid and unintentionally sublime. The love and hate the individual feels about himself and the box is similar to the portrait of Dorian Gray

  • @saracha-sauce
    @saracha-sauce 5 лет назад +512

    I was immediately mesmerized about how unbelievably soft and pretty your hair looks in this vid

  • @someonesomething1600
    @someonesomething1600 5 лет назад +344

    There's an entity stronger and more deprived than the cumjar????

    • @helkami2896
      @helkami2896 5 лет назад +9

      Look up 4chan jizzrag

    • @pastamanity754
      @pastamanity754 5 лет назад +1

      @@helkami2896go to r/momfoundthecumsock this sub is a goldmine

    • @fake_nok
      @fake_nok 5 лет назад

      Someone Something my god

    • @fearsomestm00c0w
      @fearsomestm00c0w 5 лет назад

      depraved*

    • @MarinoKadame1
      @MarinoKadame1 5 лет назад +1

      Remember the whole McChicken incident.

  • @sadplatinum6786
    @sadplatinum6786 5 лет назад +7937

    No one:
    Literally no one:
    Not a single soul in existence:
    RUclips Algorithm: *C U M B O X*

  • @dev0k
    @dev0k Год назад +37

    2:30 I actually remember reading the post made by OP. She told a story about how when she was in school (can't remember if it was high school or middle school) she had a friend that committed suicide. She said he called her before he did it and informed her of his intentions. She didn't think he was serious so she said something like "Ok, do it pussy", he then started crying and hung up. After he died his parents looked through his phone and saw that she was the last person he called. His parents thanked her as it brought them comfort that she was the last person he talked to, not knowing what she had actually said to him.

    • @guts2048
      @guts2048 Год назад +17

      Damn that's horrible

    • @nog0dsnomasters
      @nog0dsnomasters 6 месяцев назад +7

      Jesus. That's *genuinely* fucked-

    • @umeriu-b1m
      @umeriu-b1m 3 месяца назад +2

      ….idc if she didnt know better…she is genuinely a monster for even joking about it to someone who just told her he wanted to end his life. none of the stories mentioned in this video can come close to what she did WOW 😟

    • @B20K3
      @B20K3 3 месяца назад +3

      ​@@umeriu-b1m She's not a monster. She's not good either. She made a bad, senseless choice. And it'll haunt her for the rest of her life.

  • @just_a_rock
    @just_a_rock 5 лет назад +414

    I must know the current status of this Unholy Artifact.

    • @Sietpo
      @Sietpo 4 года назад +17

      dont worry, it’s safe with me🤫🤫

    • @just_a_rock
      @just_a_rock 4 года назад +11

      @@Sietpo oh no

    • @Sietpo
      @Sietpo 4 года назад +20

      @@just_a_rock i love how you responded so quickly even with your comment being over a year old. good shit bro

    • @just_a_rock
      @just_a_rock 4 года назад +1

      @@Sietpo lmao

    • @_yellow
      @_yellow 4 года назад +1

      @@Sietpo Wouldn't you do the same?

  • @janetestherina7169
    @janetestherina7169 5 лет назад +422

    okay the diary thing sounds like one of those cute-back-then-in-the-80s-but-creepy-now romcom

    • @janetestherina7169
      @janetestherina7169 5 лет назад +13

      @Adam Rx it's still creepy if you're hot tho

    • @sycoraz
      @sycoraz 5 лет назад +44

      Adam Rx shut up it’s Danny devito how could u do that to him

    • @gm6393
      @gm6393 5 лет назад +27

      @Adam Rx Danny davito is a God. I think I can speak for all women in saying I would readily choose him over brad Pitt.

    • @avengedlol6698
      @avengedlol6698 5 лет назад +8

      @@gm6393 Brad Pitt has no chance against Danny.

    • @artalcoolique3341
      @artalcoolique3341 5 лет назад +4

      @Adam Rx
      Not OP but Still creepy and an invasion of privacy/manipulation.

  • @beeansandrice4033
    @beeansandrice4033 4 года назад +167

    The picture of that cursed object makes me cry real and actual tears while I reflect on how far humanity has strayed from the first humans,,,

    • @johnwhite1534
      @johnwhite1534 3 года назад +18

      You say that like there definitely wasn't a caveman with a cum rock
      Humanity's been fucked from its inception

    • @weedybongzalez8333
      @weedybongzalez8333 3 года назад +8

      @@johnwhite1534 a fuqin cum rock xDDD
      I just laughed so hard that my tears started to hurt and burn my eyes xD
      That's what a pet rock is for,right?

    • @LUNE.44
      @LUNE.44 3 года назад +3

      @@johnwhite1534 cavemen with a cum hole in the cave wall that they all do it in

    • @22Owls
      @22Owls 3 года назад +2

      We’ve been fucked since Adam ate the apple

    • @primo4915
      @primo4915 3 года назад

      Cavemen were definetly way more degenerate than we are

  • @Benjamin-om3ih
    @Benjamin-om3ih 3 года назад +86

    Ive been putting off watching this for over a year. Hit me with it

    • @MM-jf1me
      @MM-jf1me 8 месяцев назад

      How was your experience?

    • @Benjamin-om3ih
      @Benjamin-om3ih 8 месяцев назад

      @@MM-jf1me grim

  • @aUCLZlstrBh5upnFr7OmhNHag
    @aUCLZlstrBh5upnFr7OmhNHag 5 лет назад +130

    I really like these kinds of videos. A lot better than those robot voiceovers of top reddit posts, I actually really appreciate your commentary, research and thought you put into these "Tales from the internet" videos. Keep it up buddy!

  • @dangerranger5731
    @dangerranger5731 5 лет назад +308

    Lets go Whang!!!You’ve been killing the vids lately buddy

    • @JustinWhangYt
      @JustinWhangYt  5 лет назад +21

      Thanks!

    • @memegazer
      @memegazer 5 лет назад +7

      If this man Justin Whang attempts to sell you pictures of Albert Einstein's butthole
      DO NOT BUY THEM
      I am all but certain he has photographed pictures of his own butthole and sold those to me instead of what was promised.
      You have been warned.

    • @kogasoldier9379
      @kogasoldier9379 5 лет назад +3

      @@memegazer bro. Wouldn't those have MORE value m

    • @kogasoldier9379
      @kogasoldier9379 5 лет назад +1

      @@memegazer okay. What if they are original pictures, but digitally remastered? I mean. There has to be some way to differentiate. Whang! We need to see your asshole now!

  • @Minnan1
    @Minnan1 5 лет назад +197

    Is it just me or has Whang actually stopped aging since he got those immortality rings?

    • @SegaCDUniverse
      @SegaCDUniverse 5 лет назад +2

      I watch Alex Chiu all the time, he's whacked but interesting.

  • @lametho
    @lametho 3 года назад +53

    This just had me yelling ‘throw that thing away’ with every picture and update 🤢

  • @PimpMasterBroda
    @PimpMasterBroda 5 лет назад +82

    This is one of those videos that makes you want to shower yourself afterwards and go outside for the day while leaving your phone at home.

    • @macandcheese7632
      @macandcheese7632 5 лет назад +2

      I made the mistake of watching this while eating.

    • @du5k.17
      @du5k.17 5 лет назад +1

      @@macandcheese7632 f

  • @natepeaslee444
    @natepeaslee444 5 лет назад +528

    U can unsalt the fries by throwing the fries back in the frier for 10 seconds. Burgerkinghacks

    • @lilacKurage
      @lilacKurage 5 лет назад +6

      Thank you!

    • @xdrxdr3191
      @xdrxdr3191 5 лет назад +1

      yo i work at bk is this true?

    • @maxjohnson6917
      @maxjohnson6917 5 лет назад +2

      @@xdrxdr3191 Carls J checking in, yep it works

    • @christopherrahman1358
      @christopherrahman1358 5 лет назад +6

      It works AND it fucks up the oil! I mean who gives a shit at BK tho..
      At Longhorn we used the hot oil to melt open the plastic bag for a serving of onion petals. Knives took too long. That REALLY fucked up the oil!

    • @chaddionne2605
      @chaddionne2605 5 лет назад

      God damn it !

  • @pondererofpointlessdreams5029
    @pondererofpointlessdreams5029 4 года назад +243

    the RUclips recommendation schedule is
    6:00 A.M. to 8:00 P.M. - normal videos with an occasional exception
    8:01 P.M. to 12:00 A.M. - prison documentaries and memes
    12:01 A.M. to 5:59 A.M. - reddit cumbox

  • @jellysquid8077
    @jellysquid8077 3 года назад +8

    Hearing you criticize people who use the "aSk FoR nO sAlT oN yOuR fRiEs" hack made me instantly like the video

  • @JR-me7yk
    @JR-me7yk 5 лет назад +494

    Still waiting for the poop sock and pee drawer videos.

    • @alexkozliayev9902
      @alexkozliayev9902 5 лет назад +38

      let's not forget poop scissors

    • @TheLastApostle
      @TheLastApostle 5 лет назад +10

      Poop scissors is pretty widely known isnt it? Idk about the poop sock and pee drawers though

    • @JR-me7yk
      @JR-me7yk 5 лет назад +20

      He already has a video on poop scissors

    • @DrWeird-zw5dc
      @DrWeird-zw5dc 5 лет назад +9

      oh boy.... i had seen the cumbox before but never the poop sock, pee drawer or poop scissors.... i'm going to be busy LOL

    • @ek1578
      @ek1578 5 лет назад +6

      Haven’t seen a poop sock, seen a cum sock though while in USMC boot camp. Dude called it a sock baby. Drill Instructor found it, funny moment.

  • @brentsta
    @brentsta 5 лет назад +112

    ACTUAL HOT FRIES LIFE HACK: You can just ask for fresh fries and they won't hate you. That's the real hack. Talking to people like they're people and not tools you have to manipulate

    • @Dj.MODÆO
      @Dj.MODÆO 5 лет назад +15

      brentstah corporate owned fast food places only allow managers to average 90 secs per car in the drive thru...and it takes 2 and a half minutes to cook fresh fries, that’s why drive thru fries are always cold, because it’s impossible to cook them to order in under 90 seconds. Many, many managers have been punished or lost promotions because of “no salt” requests ruining their drive thru averages. However the majority of FF managers have caught on to this, and simply throw cooked salted fries back into the fryer to rinse the salt off with hot oil.

    • @RotoMiner
      @RotoMiner 5 лет назад

      Na

    • @feasttree
      @feasttree 5 лет назад +1

      Pro tip. Ask for unsalted fries, then salt them yourself.

    • @ColonelMetus
      @ColonelMetus 5 лет назад +8

      Or you can not eat french fries and live longer and feel better and look better

    • @wareforcoin5780
      @wareforcoin5780 5 лет назад +13

      @@ColonelMetus No, that's impossible.

  • @mk1k
    @mk1k 5 лет назад +133

    “It doesn’t top what came in this thread”
    You didn’t say pun not intended...

  • @Nightmare-fe9hr
    @Nightmare-fe9hr 3 года назад +14

    This man is an actual god. He creates an indestructible artifact bound to his soul such that he can never be rid of it, then impregnates the lifeless object with his disciplined seed to create life anew.

  • @wickermind6668
    @wickermind6668 3 года назад +716

    Cum jar: "Finally, a worthy opponent. Our battle will be legendary!"

    • @lederp1182
      @lederp1182 3 года назад +6

      Fucking reference

    • @nemec7914
      @nemec7914 3 года назад +1

      what the hell is that profile picture

    • @keks3170
      @keks3170 3 года назад

      cum bottle: amateur

    • @Ren_Vi
      @Ren_Vi 2 года назад

      or, sticky

  • @jasmin2003t
    @jasmin2003t 5 лет назад +439

    Ok that is really disgusting,
    but can we take a moment to appreciate his hair? It's seriously *beautiful*

    • @Godsecution
      @Godsecution 4 года назад

      @picnic dick pic cringe

    • @stevemarshall5197
      @stevemarshall5197 4 года назад +1

      Well Jasmin the title is a bit of a giveaway 🤔🤔🤔

    • @Godsecution
      @Godsecution 4 года назад

      @Galactic Galaxie bruh what is reaction time?

    • @jasmin2003t
      @jasmin2003t 4 года назад +1

      @@stevemarshall5197 true true

    • @Creator_indy
      @Creator_indy 11 месяцев назад

      It’s at 420

  • @tristanseaver9054
    @tristanseaver9054 4 года назад +78

    The opposite of french fries is jizz in a box. Good to know.

  • @twotrucks5263
    @twotrucks5263 3 года назад +50

    The Cumjar is the artifact of death, while this is the artifact of making life

  • @KusanagiMotoko100
    @KusanagiMotoko100 5 лет назад +80

    "The Cumbox vs The Cumjar in this episode of epic rapbattles of history."

  • @midknight9715
    @midknight9715 4 года назад +314

    I died when he said "landing sites"

    • @vodka2432
      @vodka2432 3 года назад +16

      *”Operator, Load #146 approaching impact. Clear the landing site. Over.”*

  • @HazelOrbius
    @HazelOrbius 5 лет назад +144

    i remember reading about this a couple years ago. still disgusts me to this day

    • @TheIndulged1
      @TheIndulged1 5 лет назад

      Your weird...

    • @pastoolio9158
      @pastoolio9158 5 лет назад +1

      @@TheIndulged1 You're*

    • @Aplesedjr
      @Aplesedjr 5 лет назад +3

      Bjørn in Gulf City might want to read what you just said. He’s the weird one for being grossed out by a shoebox that has been masturbated into for years, and has literally begun growing mold?

    • @fomalhaut_the_great
      @fomalhaut_the_great 5 лет назад

      You're weak.

    • @Jamie-yp7qz
      @Jamie-yp7qz 5 лет назад

      @@fomalhaut_the_great I'm you.

  • @Saucemeister07
    @Saucemeister07 3 года назад +5

    “Instead of a dead construction worker, it’s poop.”
    - Justin Whang

  • @oliviaolive2171
    @oliviaolive2171 5 лет назад +286

    The imaginary girlfriend story was so sad.

    • @Clay3613
      @Clay3613 5 лет назад +50

      Teenage girls in the mid to late 2000's were cruel.

    • @RotaryLover
      @RotaryLover 5 лет назад +39

      It almost happened to a friend of mine. Two guys hated him and were setting him up. When I heard that there was a date, I told him not to show up because it was fake. He has a lot of respect for me because of this til this day.

    • @SumDumGai5
      @SumDumGai5 5 лет назад +49

      @@Clay3613 When have they ever not been cruel?

    • @CanItAlready
      @CanItAlready 5 лет назад +6

      The update sounded a just a teensy bit like the protagonist in a movie called Decay, which makes it even sadder.

    • @libertyprime619
      @libertyprime619 5 лет назад +7

      Lol same thing happened but I didnt buy it the next day I printed the conversations and the main accounts being linked to the people involved and posted it on the bulliten boards and said "I win, you loose, the end" I gained rep

  • @mariotaz
    @mariotaz 5 лет назад +101

    Speaking of Cumbox, those immortality rings seems to be working and making your eyebrows bigger.

  • @fan41ife40
    @fan41ife40 4 года назад +109

    Me eating trying to find a video to watch.
    RUclips: CUMBOX

    • @From_A_Diverging_Timeline
      @From_A_Diverging_Timeline 3 года назад

      Me eating a muffin while watching this video and having to stop mid way not because of the video but because my cat took a heinous shit in the litter box 🙃

  • @Beefybeef5785
    @Beefybeef5785 9 месяцев назад +2

    Watched this for the first time 4 years ago. This is my first revisit. I will see you in 6 years

  • @TheCursedJudge
    @TheCursedJudge 5 лет назад +62

    I'm honestly surprised this was never posted to r/cursedimages to my memory.

    • @gamer-wc3jk
      @gamer-wc3jk 5 лет назад +1

      yeah!

    • @agata6337
      @agata6337 5 лет назад +6

      it is not cursed if it have a context.
      but is pretty gross, so a community for gross images is more apropriate

    • @TheCursedJudge
      @TheCursedJudge 5 лет назад +3

      @@agata6337 I'm aware how it works, I made the rules after all. I'm simply saying I'm suprised nobody posted it.

    • @memegazer
      @memegazer 5 лет назад

      @@agata6337
      what exactly is the context for cumming in a box and saving that said box for years?

    • @Ubersuntzu
      @Ubersuntzu 5 лет назад +2

      ​@@memegazer Meaning we know why it's so fucked up looking, so it doesn't leave anything to the imagination.

  • @Boredchinchilla
    @Boredchinchilla 5 лет назад +49

    I had to giggle at the Silent Hill 4: The Room graphic in the background for the “poop in the hole in the wall” story.

  • @circleofsorrow4583
    @circleofsorrow4583 5 лет назад +158

    Oh boy! Entertainment for me to watch while I eat my delicious meal. What's it about? The Reddit what?!

  • @tempest8920
    @tempest8920 Год назад +5

    C.I.A level interrogation techniques wouldn't be able to get this information out of me.

  • @idna832
    @idna832 4 года назад +74

    I worked at a BK for a year and your fries rant validates me. The worst part wasn't the inconvenience , it was how fucking smug the customer would act , like no matter who asked , old lady, snot nosed kid, Hi-vis vest builder , they all had the same shit eating grin as they asked for no salt

    • @contraband1543
      @contraband1543 Год назад +3

      Its been 2 years but i always order no salt fries. Not because I care about the salt, but because I know it pisses the workers off and it makes them think about their lives. If you dont want to cook fries, get a better job 😂

    • @cheetolover55
      @cheetolover55 Год назад +2

      i worked at BK as a teen, i now work as a CNA which is way dirtier work. Honestly i never got anyone bitching about their fast food job ever. Dont work there if you cant handle the fast pace its literally called fast food.

    • @doeggy
      @doeggy Год назад

      @@contraband1543you are a real scumbag and in need of some serious self-reflection on why you treat others like that. get help and do better

    • @angelman69
      @angelman69 Год назад

      You're developing new earthbound enemies

    • @xXInfinityDiesXx
      @xXInfinityDiesXx Год назад +2

      ​@@contraband1543its more the pouring hot oil on your hands because you cant put it in the with the rest of the salted fries. Also you could always just ask for them fresh, its actually a button on the screen

  • @nolanatlsmusic9067
    @nolanatlsmusic9067 4 года назад +41

    "It just kind of happened."? What? Dude, hurricanes happen, earthquakes happen! Jizzing in a box? That takes some effort.

  • @CoolBird420
    @CoolBird420 5 лет назад +32

    Box: *begins to grow mold*
    Ahivement unlocked: ITS ALIVE ITS ALIVE!!!

  • @NASkeywest
    @NASkeywest Год назад +4

    That box has probably grown into some Eldritch horror and is going to become president one day.

  • @drahunter213
    @drahunter213 5 лет назад +61

    9:50
    Damper apartment?
    Lmfao so he takes this box with him when he moves? Lmfao!! It’s his child

  • @erinlopez5344
    @erinlopez5344 5 лет назад +33

    I'm so happy for the dude who was tricked in 8th grade and then met someone right!! Really reminds you that there's hope out there :)

  • @vincelestrade3758
    @vincelestrade3758 5 лет назад +41

    I’m glad you gave some context to this disastrous situation. I’m glad I left Reddit; that place is rife with deplorableness.

    • @DoppSkates
      @DoppSkates 5 лет назад +3

      Oh cmon man, that's not entirely true. I do bet you use 4chan and 9gag tho, like, literally 100% certain you do.

    • @vincelestrade3758
      @vincelestrade3758 5 лет назад +1

      @@DoppSkates lmao

  • @Mimi-qe7qz
    @Mimi-qe7qz Год назад +8

    honestly i was prepared to grimace throughout the whole video in disgust, but im really glad you showed the earlier stories, the one about the imaginary girlfriend, and the diary, were really cute! and yea the one about wall poo was disgusting but its more inherently funny
    great vid and naration

  • @_The_Worst_
    @_The_Worst_ 5 лет назад +57

    🤔...Just think of all the unborn children that exist in that box...💦📦

  • @naturalselector8938
    @naturalselector8938 5 лет назад +133

    *Me eating*
    RUclips: Hey, wanna see The Reddit Cumbox?

  • @IlluminatedPhantom
    @IlluminatedPhantom 4 года назад +59

    9:20 I hate how he followed up that sentence with “come”.

  • @whatsabutterz6792
    @whatsabutterz6792 2 года назад +9

    I haven't laughed like that in a long time. Omg. Dude said: "Please elaborate on this Cum Box" 😂😂😂

  • @pbb3237
    @pbb3237 5 лет назад +115

    Please drop a hair care routine, your hair is magical

  • @JeffHardy1526
    @JeffHardy1526 5 лет назад +60

    Ahh, the kind of video I'm gonna enjoy watching while eating. Nice.

    • @rainbowthrustars
      @rainbowthrustars 5 лет назад

      haha same here. I had lunch to this one. Perfect mix!

  • @Jadesux._.
    @Jadesux._. 4 года назад +38

    “I will never be rid of my need for it. I hate and love the box, just as I hate and love myself” damn that’s deep.

  • @MewoToast
    @MewoToast 3 года назад +19

    Me:I might watch some minecraft dream
    RUclips: C U M B O X

  • @tarotwhatever
    @tarotwhatever 5 лет назад +41

    actually gagging holy shit oh my god dear god no

  • @hennepun6992
    @hennepun6992 5 лет назад +22

    Yo that background looks like it’s wiggling but it’s just a scrolling image, so cool!

    • @leogeo220
      @leogeo220 5 лет назад +5

      Its from Earthbound, that game has loads of other cool backgrounds like it

  • @GodlessVoice
    @GodlessVoice 5 лет назад +11

    Never a predictable topic. Always curious. You've got me hooked on this channel

  • @FormulaFanboy
    @FormulaFanboy 3 года назад +10

    10:14
    More like, "never could have expected this outCUM" ;)
    I'm willing to bet this is the guy from the driving and speeding video

  • @l.dt1993
    @l.dt1993 5 лет назад +58

    Damn, Reddit really is a virgins haven.

  • @coldharbor2.020
    @coldharbor2.020 5 лет назад +113

    Can you do a video on the origins of the pain Olympics 1 and pain Olympics 2? It would be a great video.

    • @raven_of_zoso455
      @raven_of_zoso455 5 лет назад

      That is some disturbing shit. Isn't it a guy cutting his balls off after hammering nails into them?

    • @qook1543
      @qook1543 5 лет назад +2

      Either way, when originally watched over a decade ago, it seemed real. It would be cool to watch👌

    • @Batnano
      @Batnano 5 лет назад +6

      lol people who think that's real

    • @qook1543
      @qook1543 5 лет назад

      @@Batnano It sure seemed like it back in the day. Not so much anymore haha

    • @nullvoid9154
      @nullvoid9154 5 лет назад +3

      I remember a friend of mine shared a facebook video of a guy cutting the head of his penis off. Shit scarred me lmao The internet was really the wild wild west back in the day

  • @krampuskardashian5890
    @krampuskardashian5890 5 лет назад +18

    "Time to feel not so fuzzy..."
    Technically more fuzzy.
    Because the mold.

  • @yokuutsu9097
    @yokuutsu9097 3 года назад +9

    5:03 Now this is the part that hurt on a spiritual level.

  • @wildfireman13
    @wildfireman13 4 года назад +56

    So I had to stop watching this video and run to the bathroom to vomit. I’ve never vomited from a video before ever, even after spending some time on bestgore.

    • @afikanto4126
      @afikanto4126 3 года назад +8

      I actually wanted to lick the inside of the box
      I have problems

    • @isawadelapradera6490
      @isawadelapradera6490 3 года назад +2

      @@afikanto4126 YOU have problems?
      I *AM* the inside of the box.

    • @griffith5704
      @griffith5704 3 года назад +10

      @@afikanto4126 BRO??????

    • @jamiexoxol
      @jamiexoxol 3 года назад +8

      @@afikanto4126 bro?

    • @Evocaker
      @Evocaker 3 года назад +2

      @@afikanto4126 uh i am weird but NOT THIS WEIRD-

  • @NorthWestPvPlolrektnoob
    @NorthWestPvPlolrektnoob 5 лет назад +15

    whang is a good fella i love how he responded to the secrets in an alternative way

  • @fuzzlenutberry
    @fuzzlenutberry 5 лет назад +25

    Only if those people knew, they just dunk old fries in the oil for a few seconds so the salt washes off and the fries look fresh.

    • @Th3Treasoner
      @Th3Treasoner 5 лет назад +11

      @Some GuyOnReefer If you seriously even think of inflicting harm on someone over some shitty fast food fries, especially because your dumb ass wanted "no salt" ones, you deserve the prison sentence for assault.

    • @inkartridge
      @inkartridge 5 лет назад +11

      @Some GuyOnReefer gonna punch a minimum wage worker because u didn't get fresh fries?????? what a badass lmfao

    • @atomicrae4526
      @atomicrae4526 5 лет назад +12

      @Some GuyOnReefer punching yourself in your pimply face isn't going to get you fresh fries, my dude.

    • @morganfreeman2102
      @morganfreeman2102 5 лет назад +6

      Some GuyOnReefer You wouldn’t do shit, neck beard.

    • @stasia2706
      @stasia2706 5 лет назад +1

      not from my experience when I worked at Wendy's and McDonald's many moons ago. Every single time we got that request we made fresh fries, then we made them pull into a parking spot to wait because they're holding up the fucking line. By the way all you have to do is ask for fresh fries and they will oblige, but you'll still have to park in the lot if it's busy and they'll send someone out to you.