If Justin Whang tries to sell you pictures of Albert Einstein's butthole DO NOT BUY THEM I am almost certain this guy just sold me pictures of his own butthole instead.
He tried to burn it... this feels like a horror movie in which the main character tries to rid himself of a demon but the demon overcomes it, even making it stronger. Who knew a cum box could gain so much power?
If this man Justin Whang attempts to sell you pictures of Albert Einstein's butthole DO NOT BUY THEM I am all but certain he has photographed pictures of his own butthole and sold those to me instead of what was promised. You have been warned.
I totally identify with that guy. My version doesn't include text messages because it happened in the 1980s, and they didn't go so far as to create a fictional girl to set me up with. In junior high I was a pathetic nerd and was subjected to a form of female bullying which I think is fairly common and I call "the romantic fakeout." The clique of girls focus on some socially undesirable boy and dare each other to flirt with him. If he falls for it and believes the girls like him - if there's any demonstration of interest on his part, then they shove him away, laugh, call him "gross" and tease him mercilessly about it for weeks. It happened to me MULTIPLE TIMES (though I eventually learned to "play it cool" and not give the girls the reaction they were looking for), and like the guy in the story I grew up unable to trust women and never believing that they could ever actually like me. Obviously this makes relationships impossible. I know the feeling is irrational and it's not true, but I can't stop feeling it. UNLIKE the guy in the story, I am still single and probably will be forever.
@@JoshuaKennedy321 I agree this is definitely a more common thing for bitchy girls to do but it's not just girls who do shitty things like that. I remember when I was in my last year of middle school. I was always an awkward, shy, nerdy, acne ridden girl and one day while I was sitting alone reading, the most good looking boy in our year (who every girl at the time had a crush on) comes and sits down next to me. He starts trying to flirt with me and tried to ask me out. Thankfully he was really bad at acting and I could see him holding in his laughter. I could also see his friends in the corner, looking over and giggling. I told him no and to go away and leave me alone. He quickly realised I wasn't gonna play along and left. Sad thing is, like every other girl at the time, I also had crush on him but realising what an asshole he was after that, I never liked him again. Still agree with you though that I see this more often with girls. Either way people who do this are shitty. I hope you find someone soon. Try to remember not every girl is like those bitches.
@@JoshuaKennedy321 No. No matter what a hard time you're having, always remember that nothing lasts forever. There will come a time were you can look back on these years and be glad that they're over, I promise you.
@@vee8080 I've heard about a similar thing from my older cousin. Appearantly a girl at her school had a crush on a guy who later called acting like the feelings were mutual, but then she heard his friends laughing in the background. Needless to say, a long break from school was needed after that, but she's appearantly doing well today and is even married.
Right? Just throw the fucking thing away! Hell, take it with you to a dumpster in an old backpack and throw the whole fucking thing out, backpack and all. Damn son!
Dude the imaginary girlfriend story just made me heartbroken, poor guy. Having something like that happen when you're just developing can really fucked you up
It's very common for women to do this. The vast majority of women see the vast majority of men as scum dirt to be used for their entertainment. They literally don't even see them as human
I can kind of relate, i spent my teen years thinking that no one could be interested in me and when finally a girl approached me and started flirting (and it kept going for a couple of days online after that) she suddenly said she's sorry but she has a boyfriend. I was already dealing with some mental problems and that surely helped launch me to depression and severe ocd. I am still recovering from it at 31, being single all this time and after few more rejections still can't convince myself that i can find someone. People underestimate how much bullying and other bad behavior as a teen can mess you up permanently.
I swear the funniest part of this story is how normal the guy is. He articulates it so matter of fact, not giving a weird excuse as to why he did it, just like "meh, was a thing that happened. meant to throw it out but didn't. Tried to burn it, didn't work. What can ye do?" lol. - Rock on, cumbox guy.
@꧁꧁Jessica Berry꧂꧂ Some people are really determined though. Save the world domination plans until about ~3/4 of the way through, with the rest being boring. People reading beforehand will get bored and stop, and people that skip to the last few pages won't find it. Don't ask how I know, I definitely don't have any plans to take over the world.
Whang, I love your videos, but I hate you for reminding me of this. Edit: I feel like the OP's was about a construction company his family had or something?
I spent 4 days in 2018 reading this thread. It'll really make you question everyone you've ever met or ever see. Also OP's link was to a confession that she blew off plans (or ignored?) her friend the night he killed himself
2:30 I actually remember reading the post made by OP. She told a story about how when she was in school (can't remember if it was high school or middle school) she had a friend that committed suicide. She said he called her before he did it and informed her of his intentions. She didn't think he was serious so she said something like "Ok, do it pussy", he then started crying and hung up. After he died his parents looked through his phone and saw that she was the last person he called. His parents thanked her as it brought them comfort that she was the last person he talked to, not knowing what she had actually said to him.
….idc if she didnt know better…she is genuinely a monster for even joking about it to someone who just told her he wanted to end his life. none of the stories mentioned in this video can come close to what she did WOW 😟
I really like these kinds of videos. A lot better than those robot voiceovers of top reddit posts, I actually really appreciate your commentary, research and thought you put into these "Tales from the internet" videos. Keep it up buddy!
If this man Justin Whang attempts to sell you pictures of Albert Einstein's butthole DO NOT BUY THEM I am all but certain he has photographed pictures of his own butthole and sold those to me instead of what was promised. You have been warned.
@@memegazer okay. What if they are original pictures, but digitally remastered? I mean. There has to be some way to differentiate. Whang! We need to see your asshole now!
It works AND it fucks up the oil! I mean who gives a shit at BK tho.. At Longhorn we used the hot oil to melt open the plastic bag for a serving of onion petals. Knives took too long. That REALLY fucked up the oil!
the RUclips recommendation schedule is 6:00 A.M. to 8:00 P.M. - normal videos with an occasional exception 8:01 P.M. to 12:00 A.M. - prison documentaries and memes 12:01 A.M. to 5:59 A.M. - reddit cumbox
ACTUAL HOT FRIES LIFE HACK: You can just ask for fresh fries and they won't hate you. That's the real hack. Talking to people like they're people and not tools you have to manipulate
brentstah corporate owned fast food places only allow managers to average 90 secs per car in the drive thru...and it takes 2 and a half minutes to cook fresh fries, that’s why drive thru fries are always cold, because it’s impossible to cook them to order in under 90 seconds. Many, many managers have been punished or lost promotions because of “no salt” requests ruining their drive thru averages. However the majority of FF managers have caught on to this, and simply throw cooked salted fries back into the fryer to rinse the salt off with hot oil.
This man is an actual god. He creates an indestructible artifact bound to his soul such that he can never be rid of it, then impregnates the lifeless object with his disciplined seed to create life anew.
Bjørn in Gulf City might want to read what you just said. He’s the weird one for being grossed out by a shoebox that has been masturbated into for years, and has literally begun growing mold?
It almost happened to a friend of mine. Two guys hated him and were setting him up. When I heard that there was a date, I told him not to show up because it was fake. He has a lot of respect for me because of this til this day.
Lol same thing happened but I didnt buy it the next day I printed the conversations and the main accounts being linked to the people involved and posted it on the bulliten boards and said "I win, you loose, the end" I gained rep
Me eating a muffin while watching this video and having to stop mid way not because of the video but because my cat took a heinous shit in the litter box 🙃
I worked at a BK for a year and your fries rant validates me. The worst part wasn't the inconvenience , it was how fucking smug the customer would act , like no matter who asked , old lady, snot nosed kid, Hi-vis vest builder , they all had the same shit eating grin as they asked for no salt
Its been 2 years but i always order no salt fries. Not because I care about the salt, but because I know it pisses the workers off and it makes them think about their lives. If you dont want to cook fries, get a better job 😂
i worked at BK as a teen, i now work as a CNA which is way dirtier work. Honestly i never got anyone bitching about their fast food job ever. Dont work there if you cant handle the fast pace its literally called fast food.
@@contraband1543its more the pouring hot oil on your hands because you cant put it in the with the rest of the salted fries. Also you could always just ask for them fresh, its actually a button on the screen
honestly i was prepared to grimace throughout the whole video in disgust, but im really glad you showed the earlier stories, the one about the imaginary girlfriend, and the diary, were really cute! and yea the one about wall poo was disgusting but its more inherently funny great vid and naration
I remember a friend of mine shared a facebook video of a guy cutting the head of his penis off. Shit scarred me lmao The internet was really the wild wild west back in the day
So I had to stop watching this video and run to the bathroom to vomit. I’ve never vomited from a video before ever, even after spending some time on bestgore.
@Some GuyOnReefer If you seriously even think of inflicting harm on someone over some shitty fast food fries, especially because your dumb ass wanted "no salt" ones, you deserve the prison sentence for assault.
not from my experience when I worked at Wendy's and McDonald's many moons ago. Every single time we got that request we made fresh fries, then we made them pull into a parking spot to wait because they're holding up the fucking line. By the way all you have to do is ask for fresh fries and they will oblige, but you'll still have to park in the lot if it's busy and they'll send someone out to you.
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good god.. its not as bad as the cum jar(s) with the my little pony toy in it though..
Ew icky gross. Thanks dude.
Come on dude. This is gross. Funny...but really gross.
If Justin Whang tries to sell you pictures of Albert Einstein's butthole
DO NOT BUY THEM
I am almost certain this guy just sold me pictures of his own butthole instead.
@@memegazer not again!
and when he is an old man, he will pass it on to his grandson who will embark on a quest to destroy it by casting it into the fires of mount splooge
But it will be his grandson’s father.
joshua lye lmfao 😂
I would add onto the box.
This sounds like an Oglaf plot
off topic but love your magicaloid pfp
How is this monetized lmao
it aint anymore
bigcarrotjuice I got an ad clicking to respond to this, check-mate, Cheeto head
@@bigcarrotjuice it still is
not kid friendly though
he even says fuck in the video
He tried to burn it... this feels like a horror movie in which the main character tries to rid himself of a demon but the demon overcomes it, even making it stronger. Who knew a cum box could gain so much power?
fr, in movies you need to burn a demon/haunted object to properly get rid of it. is this cumbox some underworld demon that he needs to get rid of?
I don’t get why he did not lit a fire camp and put it into the flames or just trow it away in the trash.
@@void6254 imagine a horror movie called "THE CUMBOX" and the trailers will be so dramatic
But the demon overcumes
It's exactly like a demon possession horror movie.
So that's why Patrick wouldn't let spongebob see the box
Patrick's box had a picture of Sp- OH, GOD NO
Well that explain a lot
Explains the burnt paper
@@DiabolicalSituation i tried to burn the evidence
r/cursedcomments
Geez, there's guys who easily dispose girlfriends like used napkins but this guy moves his box into a new apartment.
Well, the cumbox definetly would more loyal than any woman
@@MrRaellima
how can a cumbox be more loyal than a cumbox
@@tictacterminator Damn dude, that was unnecessary
@@tictacterminator certified bruh moment
There's more women who dispose of boyfriends like used tampons.
"I'm not here to talk about french fries."
*closes tab*
I get it cuz your name is snack time Haha
I get it cuz your name is snack time Haha
I get it cuz your name is snack time Haha
waste my time
I get it because your name is snack time
Cumjar: Who are you?
Cumbox: I'm you but stronger.
Cumbox: you're weak.
Cumjar: I'm you
@@JayLeu iki8
If this man Justin Whang attempts to sell you pictures of Albert Einstein's butthole
DO NOT BUY THEM
I am all but certain he has photographed pictures of his own butthole and sold those to me instead of what was promised.
You have been warned.
@@memegazer wat
At least Rainbow Dash was spared this time...
This is the male's equivalent of period blood painting.
I hope nobody tried period blood painting
@@banyalaplace bad news
@@turniue yeah, i ain't definetly having dinner tonight
@@turniue uh
a wut
I had a choice between “4chan saves a cat” or “reddit cumbox”
Why do I do this to myself
I came here right after that video.
I picked this cuz i already watched the other one
Me too
I wonder what one you picked.
I had a choice between a bucket and a box
Im no psychic but I dont think you're getting any money off this video.
You mustn’t be because it surprisingly has ads on it
Nah you are psychic it would take a superpower to know that
Not true lol
"It was never about the money"
well you can't get something for nuttin'.
Plot Twist: The "Wife" purposely left her journal out, easy to find, to see if he would care.
That's wholesome as fuck
That's cute :3
or to see if he didn’t give a shit about her privacy, lol
@@Sinkclap Yeah, I thought the story was going to be he fucked the cat.
@@polymerclayfigure everyone looks at people's diaries. If they say they don't, that's when you know they are liar's.
aside literally everything else the story about the dude who learned to trust women again was nice it was sweet
proud to be like number 69
I relate to that post. Granted, it wasn't the same's circumstance but left the same effect
he will learn lol his mistake was he never trusted women he should learn to never trust anyone
When she divorces him it's gna be hilarious 🤣🤣
@@thecoolestofthe834s2It ain't about that, its called using your meat computer to its full advantage and putting "trust" in those who are deserving.
I feel bad for the imaginary girlfriend guy, kids who do shit like that to people prove to me that some are inherently evil
Yeah, I don't even understand why somebody would bother mocking this guy when they should really be ripping the people that did it a new asshole
I totally identify with that guy. My version doesn't include text messages because it happened in the 1980s, and they didn't go so far as to create a fictional girl to set me up with. In junior high I was a pathetic nerd and was subjected to a form of female bullying which I think is fairly common and I call "the romantic fakeout." The clique of girls focus on some socially undesirable boy and dare each other to flirt with him. If he falls for it and believes the girls like him - if there's any demonstration of interest on his part, then they shove him away, laugh, call him "gross" and tease him mercilessly about it for weeks. It happened to me MULTIPLE TIMES (though I eventually learned to "play it cool" and not give the girls the reaction they were looking for), and like the guy in the story I grew up unable to trust women and never believing that they could ever actually like me. Obviously this makes relationships impossible. I know the feeling is irrational and it's not true, but I can't stop feeling it. UNLIKE the guy in the story, I am still single and probably will be forever.
@@JoshuaKennedy321 I agree this is definitely a more common thing for bitchy girls to do but it's not just girls who do shitty things like that. I remember when I was in my last year of middle school. I was always an awkward, shy, nerdy, acne ridden girl and one day while I was sitting alone reading, the most good looking boy in our year (who every girl at the time had a crush on) comes and sits down next to me. He starts trying to flirt with me and tried to ask me out. Thankfully he was really bad at acting and I could see him holding in his laughter. I could also see his friends in the corner, looking over and giggling. I told him no and to go away and leave me alone. He quickly realised I wasn't gonna play along and left. Sad thing is, like every other girl at the time, I also had crush on him but realising what an asshole he was after that, I never liked him again. Still agree with you though that I see this more often with girls. Either way people who do this are shitty. I hope you find someone soon. Try to remember not every girl is like those bitches.
@@JoshuaKennedy321 No. No matter what a hard time you're having, always remember that nothing lasts forever. There will come a time were you can look back on these years and be glad that they're over, I promise you.
@@vee8080 I've heard about a similar thing from my older cousin. Appearantly a girl at her school had a crush on a guy who later called acting like the feelings were mutual, but then she heard his friends laughing in the background. Needless to say, a long break from school was needed after that, but she's appearantly doing well today and is even married.
I love the fact that he tried to burn it, like it was some demonic artifact that had to be expunged from the earth.
LMFAO
it was...
It failed to burn, so maybe it was...
Then he decided to keep it and continue to use it, ever after looking like that
Right? Just throw the fucking thing away! Hell, take it with you to a dumpster in an old backpack and throw the whole fucking thing out, backpack and all. Damn son!
What's this?
*CumJar* is evolving?
....
Congratulations, your *CumJar* evolved into a *CumBox!*
Whats this?
CumBox is evolving?
...
CUMLORD IS HERE!
@@Makochips *CumShirt* evolves into *CumBox* evolves into *CumJar*
dennis rodman's clone I got a cum eye. Is it a branched evolution?
What's this?
Cumbox is evolving?
Congratulation, your Cumbox is evolved into a Cumbucket!
CumPufferfish
Dude the imaginary girlfriend story just made me heartbroken, poor guy. Having something like that happen when you're just developing can really fucked you up
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It's very common for women to do this. The vast majority of women see the vast majority of men as scum dirt to be used for their entertainment. They literally don't even see them as human
I can kind of relate, i spent my teen years thinking that no one could be interested in me and when finally a girl approached me and started flirting (and it kept going for a couple of days online after that) she suddenly said she's sorry but she has a boyfriend. I was already dealing with some mental problems and that surely helped launch me to depression and severe ocd. I am still recovering from it at 31, being single all this time and after few more rejections still can't convince myself that i can find someone. People underestimate how much bullying and other bad behavior as a teen can mess you up permanently.
@@laurisaarinen1126 I am so sorry that happened to you, that was completely unfair and you didn't deserve that
@@laurisaarinen1126recovering at 31 from something at 12 is crazy
i willingly clicked on this video.
Cool :D
U a goddess!
Yeah? Well I searched for it
ikr
irrelevant i drank milk while watching this
"It wasn't planned or anything, it just happened." So was I.
And so was I, for real though
So was I too 😔
Yall are loved
guess we're just mold from some cumbox after all, huh
damn that's deep
Same
The Box - Roddy Ricch (2019)
Lmao
ee er
That song was made in 2019? Damn,time passes by fast..
LMAOOOOOOO
Eee ooo
I just want to know what compelled him to use a box rather than the extremely obvious and easily disposable method of tissues…
is this why people were hoarding toilet paper?
He said the box was right there when he needed it. Maybe he was already doing it and didn’t prepare tissues before
Imagine the scent, it’ll smell like rotten milk and degeneracy.
Something tells me most people who are commenting here are degenerates.
ᴍᴏᴜʀɴ I mean, you aren’t wrong, but you didn’t have to say that-
Your pfp demonstrates the smell
Probably smells like bleach
@@officialdrowsy it definitely smells way worse than bleach
This is literally how you make some human/fungal hybrid SCP/cryptid, I'm sure of it
thi is how you make a fucking mimic
I swear the funniest part of this story is how normal the guy is. He articulates it so matter of fact, not giving a weird excuse as to why he did it, just like "meh, was a thing that happened. meant to throw it out but didn't. Tried to burn it, didn't work. What can ye do?" lol. - Rock on, cumbox guy.
The way he said "apparently i'm a disturbed individual" like he didn't think much of it until someone said something lol! 😂
@@laurisaarinen1126 🤣🤣🤣
Jesus christ the guy who were tricked into believing he had a gf straight up got PTSD from that traumatic experience
Tried to burn it, but didn't try to just throw it in the garbage. WTF.
maybe he did throw it out, but it somehow reappeared on his bed the next day....
Something that evil cannot simply be thrown away my friend
It opened the trash can lid and jumped out.
Ever seen the babadook.
Someone stealing my diary: oooh boy now imma know your secrets
5 pages later: I'm not interested
"Oh, you went to work, then stopped at the supermarket on the way home? I bet you wouldn't want that getting out!"
@꧁꧁Jessica Berry꧂꧂
Some people are really determined though. Save the world domination plans until about ~3/4 of the way through, with the rest being boring. People reading beforehand will get bored and stop, and people that skip to the last few pages won't find it. Don't ask how I know, I definitely don't have any plans to take over the world.
@@imamess.9078 yeah if someome read the diary i keep for mental illness, they'd get the fuck out of my life lmfao
@@echomikoart wow so edgy
That one dude who was hurt very badly in grade 8, I feel bad for them. Their friends are legit assholes.
Got some legit fucking ptsd from high school from that.
not really friends
"I flung poo into a hole in the wall"
I genuinely thought that I wasn't going to read this sentence in my life time...
Y'all use a box?
I just use the carpet, shits like tile now
LMAO
Doesn't cost as much!
I used my blanket
nO
@juter4397 legend
"He hates and loves the box, as he hates and loves himself" -- Magneto, the Return of the Box
Lmao
Whang, I love your videos, but I hate you for reminding me of this.
Edit: I feel like the OP's was about a construction company his family had or something?
this is where the fun begins
Also, I'm pretty sure this is how the Last of Us started.
*insert pun related SW joke.*
EckhartsLadder it looks like it
You've seen the Cum Box but get ready for the Cum Nebula Star Destroyer
I spent 4 days in 2018 reading this thread. It'll really make you question everyone you've ever met or ever see.
Also OP's link was to a confession that she blew off plans (or ignored?) her friend the night he killed himself
Oh shit.... they sure acted normal bout it
Makes the people who keep their toenail clippings look straight up pedestrian
@/acid tears\ w h y
Kira Yoshkage
@@bensoncheung2801 but from an alternate universe (not part 8 Kira)
@v0r3_ the garbage bin/can exists for a reason y'know
@Hey I bite my nails too but I could never fathom actually eating them. How would that even feel?
When he said "kind of makes you feel fuzzy on the inside" I for sure thought the segway was gonna be "you know what else is fuzzy on the inside?"
*segue
MY MOM!
@@rlinders9972DAMMIT YOU BEAT ME TO IT GG BRO
@@MakaiBrown-j1zthey beat you by almost two years
This one's almost as legendary as the kid with the broken arms.
please explain
@@bmenzella3734 Omg someone who doesn't know! ...you probably don't want to know lmao.
@@sbyamibakura we need to know
@@sbyamibakura *I want to know very badly please my sleep schedule depends on it*
@@infectedvoice7293 ding ding we have a winner!!!
Horrid and unintentionally sublime. The love and hate the individual feels about himself and the box is similar to the portrait of Dorian Gray
perfect reference.
I was immediately mesmerized about how unbelievably soft and pretty your hair looks in this vid
@@dorph6407 bruh
I know right??
There's an entity stronger and more deprived than the cumjar????
Look up 4chan jizzrag
@@helkami2896go to r/momfoundthecumsock this sub is a goldmine
Someone Something my god
depraved*
Remember the whole McChicken incident.
No one:
Literally no one:
Not a single soul in existence:
RUclips Algorithm: *C U M B O X*
Well, I googled it
story of my life
No one
Error Macro: still makes these
._. Why would they recommend if they don’t want stuff like this?
This got in my recommended page
2:30 I actually remember reading the post made by OP. She told a story about how when she was in school (can't remember if it was high school or middle school) she had a friend that committed suicide. She said he called her before he did it and informed her of his intentions. She didn't think he was serious so she said something like "Ok, do it pussy", he then started crying and hung up. After he died his parents looked through his phone and saw that she was the last person he called. His parents thanked her as it brought them comfort that she was the last person he talked to, not knowing what she had actually said to him.
Damn that's horrible
Jesus. That's *genuinely* fucked-
….idc if she didnt know better…she is genuinely a monster for even joking about it to someone who just told her he wanted to end his life. none of the stories mentioned in this video can come close to what she did WOW 😟
@@umeriu-b1m She's not a monster. She's not good either. She made a bad, senseless choice. And it'll haunt her for the rest of her life.
I must know the current status of this Unholy Artifact.
dont worry, it’s safe with me🤫🤫
@@Sietpo oh no
@@just_a_rock i love how you responded so quickly even with your comment being over a year old. good shit bro
@@Sietpo lmao
@@Sietpo Wouldn't you do the same?
okay the diary thing sounds like one of those cute-back-then-in-the-80s-but-creepy-now romcom
@Adam Rx it's still creepy if you're hot tho
Adam Rx shut up it’s Danny devito how could u do that to him
@Adam Rx Danny davito is a God. I think I can speak for all women in saying I would readily choose him over brad Pitt.
@@gm6393 Brad Pitt has no chance against Danny.
@Adam Rx
Not OP but Still creepy and an invasion of privacy/manipulation.
The picture of that cursed object makes me cry real and actual tears while I reflect on how far humanity has strayed from the first humans,,,
You say that like there definitely wasn't a caveman with a cum rock
Humanity's been fucked from its inception
@@johnwhite1534 a fuqin cum rock xDDD
I just laughed so hard that my tears started to hurt and burn my eyes xD
That's what a pet rock is for,right?
@@johnwhite1534 cavemen with a cum hole in the cave wall that they all do it in
We’ve been fucked since Adam ate the apple
Cavemen were definetly way more degenerate than we are
Ive been putting off watching this for over a year. Hit me with it
How was your experience?
@@MM-jf1me grim
I really like these kinds of videos. A lot better than those robot voiceovers of top reddit posts, I actually really appreciate your commentary, research and thought you put into these "Tales from the internet" videos. Keep it up buddy!
Lets go Whang!!!You’ve been killing the vids lately buddy
Thanks!
If this man Justin Whang attempts to sell you pictures of Albert Einstein's butthole
DO NOT BUY THEM
I am all but certain he has photographed pictures of his own butthole and sold those to me instead of what was promised.
You have been warned.
@@memegazer bro. Wouldn't those have MORE value m
@@memegazer okay. What if they are original pictures, but digitally remastered? I mean. There has to be some way to differentiate. Whang! We need to see your asshole now!
Is it just me or has Whang actually stopped aging since he got those immortality rings?
I watch Alex Chiu all the time, he's whacked but interesting.
This just had me yelling ‘throw that thing away’ with every picture and update 🤢
This is one of those videos that makes you want to shower yourself afterwards and go outside for the day while leaving your phone at home.
I made the mistake of watching this while eating.
@@macandcheese7632 f
U can unsalt the fries by throwing the fries back in the frier for 10 seconds. Burgerkinghacks
Thank you!
yo i work at bk is this true?
@@xdrxdr3191 Carls J checking in, yep it works
It works AND it fucks up the oil! I mean who gives a shit at BK tho..
At Longhorn we used the hot oil to melt open the plastic bag for a serving of onion petals. Knives took too long. That REALLY fucked up the oil!
God damn it !
the RUclips recommendation schedule is
6:00 A.M. to 8:00 P.M. - normal videos with an occasional exception
8:01 P.M. to 12:00 A.M. - prison documentaries and memes
12:01 A.M. to 5:59 A.M. - reddit cumbox
Why is your pfp so terrifying
I’m obsessed w ur pfp
Hearing you criticize people who use the "aSk FoR nO sAlT oN yOuR fRiEs" hack made me instantly like the video
Still waiting for the poop sock and pee drawer videos.
let's not forget poop scissors
Poop scissors is pretty widely known isnt it? Idk about the poop sock and pee drawers though
He already has a video on poop scissors
oh boy.... i had seen the cumbox before but never the poop sock, pee drawer or poop scissors.... i'm going to be busy LOL
Haven’t seen a poop sock, seen a cum sock though while in USMC boot camp. Dude called it a sock baby. Drill Instructor found it, funny moment.
ACTUAL HOT FRIES LIFE HACK: You can just ask for fresh fries and they won't hate you. That's the real hack. Talking to people like they're people and not tools you have to manipulate
brentstah corporate owned fast food places only allow managers to average 90 secs per car in the drive thru...and it takes 2 and a half minutes to cook fresh fries, that’s why drive thru fries are always cold, because it’s impossible to cook them to order in under 90 seconds. Many, many managers have been punished or lost promotions because of “no salt” requests ruining their drive thru averages. However the majority of FF managers have caught on to this, and simply throw cooked salted fries back into the fryer to rinse the salt off with hot oil.
Na
Pro tip. Ask for unsalted fries, then salt them yourself.
Or you can not eat french fries and live longer and feel better and look better
@@ColonelMetus No, that's impossible.
“It doesn’t top what came in this thread”
You didn’t say pun not intended...
It was fully intended
This man is an actual god. He creates an indestructible artifact bound to his soul such that he can never be rid of it, then impregnates the lifeless object with his disciplined seed to create life anew.
Cum jar: "Finally, a worthy opponent. Our battle will be legendary!"
Fucking reference
what the hell is that profile picture
cum bottle: amateur
or, sticky
Ok that is really disgusting,
but can we take a moment to appreciate his hair? It's seriously *beautiful*
@picnic dick pic cringe
Well Jasmin the title is a bit of a giveaway 🤔🤔🤔
@Galactic Galaxie bruh what is reaction time?
@@stevemarshall5197 true true
It’s at 420
The opposite of french fries is jizz in a box. Good to know.
The Cumjar is the artifact of death, while this is the artifact of making life
"The Cumbox vs The Cumjar in this episode of epic rapbattles of history."
There's also cum pants
I died when he said "landing sites"
*”Operator, Load #146 approaching impact. Clear the landing site. Over.”*
i remember reading about this a couple years ago. still disgusts me to this day
Your weird...
@@TheIndulged1 You're*
Bjørn in Gulf City might want to read what you just said. He’s the weird one for being grossed out by a shoebox that has been masturbated into for years, and has literally begun growing mold?
You're weak.
@@fomalhaut_the_great I'm you.
“Instead of a dead construction worker, it’s poop.”
- Justin Whang
The imaginary girlfriend story was so sad.
Teenage girls in the mid to late 2000's were cruel.
It almost happened to a friend of mine. Two guys hated him and were setting him up. When I heard that there was a date, I told him not to show up because it was fake. He has a lot of respect for me because of this til this day.
@@Clay3613 When have they ever not been cruel?
The update sounded a just a teensy bit like the protagonist in a movie called Decay, which makes it even sadder.
Lol same thing happened but I didnt buy it the next day I printed the conversations and the main accounts being linked to the people involved and posted it on the bulliten boards and said "I win, you loose, the end" I gained rep
Speaking of Cumbox, those immortality rings seems to be working and making your eyebrows bigger.
Wait...
...tf?
Me eating trying to find a video to watch.
RUclips: CUMBOX
Me eating a muffin while watching this video and having to stop mid way not because of the video but because my cat took a heinous shit in the litter box 🙃
Watched this for the first time 4 years ago. This is my first revisit. I will see you in 6 years
I'm honestly surprised this was never posted to r/cursedimages to my memory.
yeah!
it is not cursed if it have a context.
but is pretty gross, so a community for gross images is more apropriate
@@agata6337 I'm aware how it works, I made the rules after all. I'm simply saying I'm suprised nobody posted it.
@@agata6337
what exactly is the context for cumming in a box and saving that said box for years?
@@memegazer Meaning we know why it's so fucked up looking, so it doesn't leave anything to the imagination.
I had to giggle at the Silent Hill 4: The Room graphic in the background for the “poop in the hole in the wall” story.
Oh boy! Entertainment for me to watch while I eat my delicious meal. What's it about? The Reddit what?!
>8 mins ago
Bon apetit, friend! ~wholesome anon
@@chuckblaze5147 thanks man!
Remember to not salt your french fries, this video will have plenty of it.
Bone app the teet
OwO
C.I.A level interrogation techniques wouldn't be able to get this information out of me.
I worked at a BK for a year and your fries rant validates me. The worst part wasn't the inconvenience , it was how fucking smug the customer would act , like no matter who asked , old lady, snot nosed kid, Hi-vis vest builder , they all had the same shit eating grin as they asked for no salt
Its been 2 years but i always order no salt fries. Not because I care about the salt, but because I know it pisses the workers off and it makes them think about their lives. If you dont want to cook fries, get a better job 😂
i worked at BK as a teen, i now work as a CNA which is way dirtier work. Honestly i never got anyone bitching about their fast food job ever. Dont work there if you cant handle the fast pace its literally called fast food.
@@contraband1543you are a real scumbag and in need of some serious self-reflection on why you treat others like that. get help and do better
You're developing new earthbound enemies
@@contraband1543its more the pouring hot oil on your hands because you cant put it in the with the rest of the salted fries. Also you could always just ask for them fresh, its actually a button on the screen
"It just kind of happened."? What? Dude, hurricanes happen, earthquakes happen! Jizzing in a box? That takes some effort.
Box: *begins to grow mold*
Ahivement unlocked: ITS ALIVE ITS ALIVE!!!
That box has probably grown into some Eldritch horror and is going to become president one day.
9:50
Damper apartment?
Lmfao so he takes this box with him when he moves? Lmfao!! It’s his child
that was the funniest part of the video
I'm so happy for the dude who was tricked in 8th grade and then met someone right!! Really reminds you that there's hope out there :)
I’m glad you gave some context to this disastrous situation. I’m glad I left Reddit; that place is rife with deplorableness.
Oh cmon man, that's not entirely true. I do bet you use 4chan and 9gag tho, like, literally 100% certain you do.
@@DoppSkates lmao
honestly i was prepared to grimace throughout the whole video in disgust, but im really glad you showed the earlier stories, the one about the imaginary girlfriend, and the diary, were really cute! and yea the one about wall poo was disgusting but its more inherently funny
great vid and naration
🤔...Just think of all the unborn children that exist in that box...💦📦
*Me eating*
RUclips: Hey, wanna see The Reddit Cumbox?
😂😂
9:20 I hate how he followed up that sentence with “come”.
I haven't laughed like that in a long time. Omg. Dude said: "Please elaborate on this Cum Box" 😂😂😂
Please drop a hair care routine, your hair is magical
RegularHuman _ indeed, i am also interested
Cum is a natural conditioner
@@boltaurelius376 Haven't tried that one yet
Its cum
Cum
Ahh, the kind of video I'm gonna enjoy watching while eating. Nice.
haha same here. I had lunch to this one. Perfect mix!
“I will never be rid of my need for it. I hate and love the box, just as I hate and love myself” damn that’s deep.
Me:I might watch some minecraft dream
RUclips: C U M B O X
actually gagging holy shit oh my god dear god no
Yo that background looks like it’s wiggling but it’s just a scrolling image, so cool!
Its from Earthbound, that game has loads of other cool backgrounds like it
Never a predictable topic. Always curious. You've got me hooked on this channel
10:14
More like, "never could have expected this outCUM" ;)
I'm willing to bet this is the guy from the driving and speeding video
Wdym
Damn, Reddit really is a virgins haven.
4chan
they are a disappointment
Can you do a video on the origins of the pain Olympics 1 and pain Olympics 2? It would be a great video.
That is some disturbing shit. Isn't it a guy cutting his balls off after hammering nails into them?
Either way, when originally watched over a decade ago, it seemed real. It would be cool to watch👌
lol people who think that's real
@@Batnano It sure seemed like it back in the day. Not so much anymore haha
I remember a friend of mine shared a facebook video of a guy cutting the head of his penis off. Shit scarred me lmao The internet was really the wild wild west back in the day
"Time to feel not so fuzzy..."
Technically more fuzzy.
Because the mold.
Ew
5:03 Now this is the part that hurt on a spiritual level.
6:37 AMAZING.
So I had to stop watching this video and run to the bathroom to vomit. I’ve never vomited from a video before ever, even after spending some time on bestgore.
I actually wanted to lick the inside of the box
I have problems
@@afikanto4126 YOU have problems?
I *AM* the inside of the box.
@@afikanto4126 BRO??????
@@afikanto4126 bro?
@@afikanto4126 uh i am weird but NOT THIS WEIRD-
whang is a good fella i love how he responded to the secrets in an alternative way
Only if those people knew, they just dunk old fries in the oil for a few seconds so the salt washes off and the fries look fresh.
@Some GuyOnReefer If you seriously even think of inflicting harm on someone over some shitty fast food fries, especially because your dumb ass wanted "no salt" ones, you deserve the prison sentence for assault.
@Some GuyOnReefer gonna punch a minimum wage worker because u didn't get fresh fries?????? what a badass lmfao
@Some GuyOnReefer punching yourself in your pimply face isn't going to get you fresh fries, my dude.
Some GuyOnReefer You wouldn’t do shit, neck beard.
not from my experience when I worked at Wendy's and McDonald's many moons ago. Every single time we got that request we made fresh fries, then we made them pull into a parking spot to wait because they're holding up the fucking line. By the way all you have to do is ask for fresh fries and they will oblige, but you'll still have to park in the lot if it's busy and they'll send someone out to you.