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  • Опубликовано: 3 фев 2025

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  • @alf73
    @alf73 6 месяцев назад +7436

    The backstory behind why Gru uses the word minion instead of calling them goons.

  • @matatjuh
    @matatjuh 6 месяцев назад +7136

    new minions movie lookin fire

  • @Railfan_Chester4639ALL
    @Railfan_Chester4639ALL 3 месяца назад +155

    best anti porn addiction ad ever

  • @blazingicw
    @blazingicw 6 месяцев назад +3884

    i want a movie 3 hours long dedicated to buff minions smoking and looking badass

  • @IsaacWallace-p2g
    @IsaacWallace-p2g 6 месяцев назад +5613

    1:26 "Remember, no gooning"

  • @hypergogic3269
    @hypergogic3269 6 месяцев назад +652

    You can see the pain in their eyes knowing that so many people goon and all of their actions can save so few

    • @horsymandias-ur
      @horsymandias-ur 6 месяцев назад +89

      whoever saves one life saves a world entire

    • @hypergogic3269
      @hypergogic3269 5 месяцев назад

      Man that is deep ​@@horsymandias-ur

    • @lucieslucidity
      @lucieslucidity 2 месяца назад +12

      @@horsymandias-ur this line goes far too fucking hard for ai generated anti gooner minions

    • @romanmarchuk3466
      @romanmarchuk3466 2 месяца назад +4

      ​@@lucieslucidity and love it for same reason 😭

    • @BrandonQuezada-k2v
      @BrandonQuezada-k2v 2 месяца назад +2

      I thought that quote was from the Quran

  • @CorBeq
    @CorBeq 6 месяцев назад +3784

    gooning can effect your mental health never goon

    • @Pipupui
      @Pipupui 6 месяцев назад +140

      I will never goon

    • @Magmaticin
      @Magmaticin 6 месяцев назад +245

      It can, people do not realize that for some reason.

    • @Drooook
      @Drooook 6 месяцев назад +207

      @Xerl3oni killed myself over it

    • @wheatleyjoestar
      @wheatleyjoestar 6 месяцев назад +53

      Yeah, as in make you super happy for hours straight

    • @Sneedseednfeed
      @Sneedseednfeed 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@wheatleyjoestarso does heroin

  • @real-vybrix
    @real-vybrix 6 месяцев назад +1710

    “despicable mew”

    • @mIrOkAKkO
      @mIrOkAKkO 6 месяцев назад +73

      "discipline me" 😂

    • @lawnside82
      @lawnside82 6 месяцев назад +1

      Dispicable goon

    • @human_4836
      @human_4836 6 месяцев назад +14

      Skibidi me

    • @Makav11i
      @Makav11i 6 месяцев назад +6

      @@mIrOkAKkOnice

    • @dafuqaapleMpg_392
      @dafuqaapleMpg_392 5 месяцев назад

      It's never goon us

  • @SorieI
    @SorieI 6 месяцев назад +160

    A movie about buff minions learning to cope with their evil past would go so hard

  • @microwavegommmm916
    @microwavegommmm916 6 месяцев назад +4344

    1:08 Yo no way they sent all of them to Goonschwitz 💀

    • @MrBomb-nn9ds
      @MrBomb-nn9ds 6 месяцев назад +621

      Sent the gooners to the goonacaust 😢

    • @Miliradian
      @Miliradian 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@MrBomb-nn9dsgoonacaust is the event not the place you goonhead

    • @CommyOwlGoof
      @CommyOwlGoof 6 месяцев назад +62

      @@MrBomb-nn9ds real

    • @averiWonBTW
      @averiWonBTW 6 месяцев назад +146

      @@MrBomb-nn9dsyou will never black or Chinese

    • @anythinggoes9635
      @anythinggoes9635 6 месяцев назад +271

      I mean, come on, *6 million gooners?*

  • @BullDozer-u8w
    @BullDozer-u8w 6 месяцев назад +2423

    Notice how the guy’s shirt say anti gooner instead of never goon at 1:47. It’s obvious he used to goon before and is now realizing his past mistakes…

    • @Sp00ch123
      @Sp00ch123 6 месяцев назад +374

      So deep.

    • @TheThing4444
      @TheThing4444 6 месяцев назад +283

      Top 10 anime character arcs

    • @Flesh_Wizard
      @Flesh_Wizard 6 месяцев назад +243

      Goon Redemption

    • @Pretyped12
      @Pretyped12 6 месяцев назад +83

      Happened to me

    • @Culture45
      @Culture45 6 месяцев назад +32

      @@Sp00ch123deep 🤤

  • @Memtex
    @Memtex 3 месяца назад +135

    How come this Ai generated video about minions having discipline is more inspiring and motivational than almost any other fitness video.

  • @andrewz2854
    @andrewz2854 6 месяцев назад +1034

    It is the author's hope that this video saves an entire generation of men from the dangers of gooning.

    • @Valhan177
      @Valhan177 6 месяцев назад +31

      While smoking like a chimney? One has killed far more than the other, goofy priorities lol

    • @Somerealtomfoolery22112
      @Somerealtomfoolery22112 6 месяцев назад

      Ai's mistake​@@Valhan177

    • @someonethatisok
      @someonethatisok 6 месяцев назад +48

      ​@@Valhan177 both kills the same amount

    • @Valhan177
      @Valhan177 6 месяцев назад

      @someonethatisok who the f'k dies from gooning. What are you fapping it clean off? No it doesn't f'n give you cancer. Go to an actual men's reproductive health specialist, a doctor, and don't take medical advice from some dumb*ss and his memes.
      Millions have died from smoking. This is repressed paranoia.

    • @hypergogic3269
      @hypergogic3269 6 месяцев назад

      Nah man, never goon. ​@@Valhan177

  • @ReaM____
    @ReaM____ 6 месяцев назад +1647

    0:49 the gym one goes way too hard

    • @ThousandForces
      @ThousandForces 6 месяцев назад +90

      And the elevator one too

    • @DMlTREl
      @DMlTREl 6 месяцев назад +16

      ​@@ThousandForces Elevator one kinda bad in the end

    • @ReaM____
      @ReaM____ 6 месяцев назад +6

      @@ThousandForces hell yeah

    • @Lazy_killer
      @Lazy_killer 5 месяцев назад +3

      Nah the second elevator one was better

    • @dolphin1418
      @dolphin1418 5 месяцев назад +8

      I’d say 0:59 goes kinda hard

  • @jart1984
    @jart1984 5 месяцев назад +203

    They smoke to numb the pain of their gooner pasts.... Amazing foreshadowing bravo kojima

    • @lukethekuya
      @lukethekuya 5 месяцев назад +19

      Kojimbo savior of the White Race

    • @saxoul17
      @saxoul17 5 месяцев назад +3

      @@lukethekuya xd

    • @jart1984
      @jart1984 5 месяцев назад +13

      ​@@lukethekuya kojangles is honorary avian or however the agarthan goes

    • @srteo0
      @srteo0 4 месяца назад +5

      bravo vince! gooning bad is truly amazing

  • @Lantern_Larry
    @Lantern_Larry 6 месяцев назад +1175

    The dichotomy of caring enough to workout but also chainsmoking.

    • @SirSnipington
      @SirSnipington 6 месяцев назад +334

      He had to replace his former gooning addiction with something else

    • @MoaRider
      @MoaRider 6 месяцев назад +167

      At least he isn't drinking, Brian.

    • @Napoleon_Bonaparte1804
      @Napoleon_Bonaparte1804 6 месяцев назад +106

      Cigarettes were made to keep the poor, poor. Cigars are for the hardworking high-earning man. Cigars are not made to be smoked constantly but are a privilege and a luxury.

    • @Danglehangle
      @Danglehangle 6 месяцев назад +36

      Replace one addiction with another

    • @osakeleto
      @osakeleto 6 месяцев назад

      its all about online acceptance and circle jerking, if they really cared they wouldnt bother making ai videos

  • @bonarldsburritosbobtimer962
    @bonarldsburritosbobtimer962 6 месяцев назад +754

    0:01 this just so accurately shows how us antigooners are oppressed so heavily in society that regular people are afraid of our presence, give us a chance...

    • @hateConnossiuer
      @hateConnossiuer 6 месяцев назад +2

      there are 4 types of people.
      1. antigooners
      people who go against gooning.
      2: gooners
      people who goon
      3. mix
      people who view gooning as disgusting and do not do it, but can generally support it
      4. girls

    • @vroom7704
      @vroom7704 6 месяцев назад +43

      No, the other minion was a gooner.

    • @thewintersaint
      @thewintersaint 6 месяцев назад

      Antigooners sent people to goonswitch, shoot Up an airport and burned a bank. The fuck you mean give us a chance? You're terrorists!

    • @hateConnossiuer
      @hateConnossiuer 6 месяцев назад +25

      @@bonarldsburritosbobtimer962
      as the other dude said, the other minion was a gooner. in this society if i was caught gooning by my momma id get my lireral ass ironed out

    • @bonarldsburritosbobtimer962
      @bonarldsburritosbobtimer962 6 месяцев назад

      @@hateConnossiuer shut up your both missing the point all im saying is that society as a whole supports gooning and so antigooners like me are oppressed

  • @exterminatusbutton8723
    @exterminatusbutton8723 Месяц назад +30

    No cap, but these types of videos helped me in No Nut November

  • @mosiacmaniacswarm
    @mosiacmaniacswarm 6 месяцев назад +724

    i need a "NEVER GOON" shirt

  • @ae-bd5gr
    @ae-bd5gr 6 месяцев назад +2522

    This unironically goes so hard

    • @BullDozer-u8w
      @BullDozer-u8w 6 месяцев назад +159

      Fr they inspired me to get back to the gym

    • @SRPSvatoslav
      @SRPSvatoslav 6 месяцев назад +48

      @@BullDozer-u8w BRO LITERALLY THE SAME XDDDDD

    • @ur_herioc_mouse5224
      @ur_herioc_mouse5224 6 месяцев назад +9

      Fr

    • @HuskyParrot
      @HuskyParrot 6 месяцев назад +9

      please stay on youtube shorts lil bro 😭😭🙏🙏do NOT come to instagram reels lawg 💀💀

    • @Aperson-rs4eh
      @Aperson-rs4eh 6 месяцев назад +39

      @@HuskyParrot who would want to?

  • @beardierex8708
    @beardierex8708 5 месяцев назад +81

    Minions if they ever go into public domain:

  • @TheThing4444
    @TheThing4444 6 месяцев назад +691

    I love 0:44. You can just easily feel the dejection of the Anti-Goon Warrior and his ceaseless struggle. It's very sweet how he's apparently sharing his concerns and regrets to a friend who's lending his ear.

    • @KarolisJu-yr4mr
      @KarolisJu-yr4mr 6 месяцев назад +67

      I used to hate this guy but now that I realized he’s such a hero I’m putting him in my top 5

    • @後で-d4o
      @後で-d4o 6 месяцев назад +32

      the mini mohawk is what inmortalized this minion

    • @iwaited90daystochangemynam87
      @iwaited90daystochangemynam87 6 месяцев назад +62

      His friend came to him for help with a gooning addiction and instead of sending him to goonschwitz he bought him McDonald’s and gives him advice on how to quit gooning and become an anti gooner and that he will support him every step of the way. What a true friend.

    • @suapanpina
      @suapanpina 6 месяцев назад +22

      "You know, dealing with all these goons ain't an easy job..."

    • @後で-d4o
      @後で-d4o 6 месяцев назад +30

      The girls boyfriend disapearing is a symbolism for shaky moderm relationships and how this could fool us into gooning but also one of his hands disapears as a metaphor for his addiction finally coming to an end after giving valuable advise to a friend in need mean he is a different person now. These two events happening at the same time is catargic, it means for his friend that two realities can cohexist and we could be happy with ourselves, meaning no all was loss and fixed but we also become wiser along the way, in less steps this time around.

  • @Lilginger-kv3mu
    @Lilginger-kv3mu 6 месяцев назад +453

    This has genuinely changed my life for the better

    • @Cybersword1910
      @Cybersword1910 6 месяцев назад +18

      You don't gotta lie bro

    • @Mr.Ford3350
      @Mr.Ford3350 6 месяцев назад +10

      It's a meme, don't take it so serious lmao

    • @derjager3797
      @derjager3797 6 месяцев назад +97

      @@Mr.Ford3350 -said by Gooner

    • @Sorange_
      @Sorange_ 6 месяцев назад +75

      @@Mr.Ford3350you’re right, but the message is actually a positive one regardless

    • @derjager3797
      @derjager3797 6 месяцев назад +2

      @TigerTigerson i wish you couldve seen the disappointment in my face when i clicked that link

  • @lando8981
    @lando8981 6 месяцев назад +419

    To be an anti gooner in a world of gooners is to stand for what is right even if you have to stand alone.

    • @pestilentanger
      @pestilentanger 6 месяцев назад +51

      in a world of garfields be a john

    • @yatoyaboku4296
      @yatoyaboku4296 5 месяцев назад

      Most people aren’t gooners anyway. So you‘re technically not alone but in the majority

    • @wladynoszhighlights5989
      @wladynoszhighlights5989 5 месяцев назад

      Most younger people in America watch p0rn regularly ​@@yatoyaboku4296

    • @Guest-j5f2q
      @Guest-j5f2q 5 месяцев назад

      Gooning is literally when you fap alot

    • @nxmx6ix
      @nxmx6ix 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@yatoyaboku4296>pfp checks out

  • @surreal22
    @surreal22 6 месяцев назад +464

    GOONING IS HARMAFUL

    • @siameseagencyYT
      @siameseagencyYT 6 месяцев назад +50

      history in 2050 : Tragic events in history : The gooning epidemic

    • @gera24445
      @gera24445 6 месяцев назад +40

      HARAMFUL

    • @averiWonBTW
      @averiWonBTW 6 месяцев назад +4

      GOONING IS ARYAN

    • @Valhan177
      @Valhan177 6 месяцев назад +3

      "...The minion said, while chainsmoking".

    • @maixonmaxfull
      @maixonmaxfull 6 месяцев назад +16

      Filthy Gooner cope ​@@averiWonBTW

  • @Lurien-xv3rt
    @Lurien-xv3rt 6 месяцев назад +217

    This video has actually caused me to stop gooning.

    • @TheRealSwol
      @TheRealSwol 6 месяцев назад +62

      GOONING IS HARMAFUL

    • @sausage-x3p
      @sausage-x3p 6 месяцев назад +47

      And start smoking.

    • @srteo0
      @srteo0 4 месяца назад +5

      same. somehow.

    • @felixmanyt
      @felixmanyt 4 месяца назад +4

      same

    • @FrankBlaskovich
      @FrankBlaskovich 3 месяца назад +8

      this video was legit one of my inspirations to quit watching corn

  • @AnnmusPnda
    @AnnmusPnda 5 месяцев назад +47

    Can literally never tell a single soul that I fw this heavy

    • @Gwjfhu6371
      @Gwjfhu6371 5 месяцев назад +1

      Ur jokin definitely

    • @HaHa90483
      @HaHa90483 5 месяцев назад +15

      @@Gwjfhu6371 i fw this heavy

    • @harryballshd
      @harryballshd 5 месяцев назад

      its ok bro we know and we agree

  • @nouveaumanifesto
    @nouveaumanifesto 6 месяцев назад +1027

    this is possibly the hardest thing ever

    • @Orthosaur7532
      @Orthosaur7532 6 месяцев назад +41

      "There is another"

    • @nouveaumanifesto
      @nouveaumanifesto 6 месяцев назад +6

      @@Orthosaur7532 secular, at least. I don't think any of them other than the one where it mentions the Bible was made by a Christian.

    • @Orthosaur7532
      @Orthosaur7532 6 месяцев назад +11

      @@nouveaumanifesto Huh?

    • @crix_h3eadshotgg992
      @crix_h3eadshotgg992 6 месяцев назад

      @@nouveaumanifestohe’s talking about dicks bro

    • @IbnRushd-mv3fp
      @IbnRushd-mv3fp 6 месяцев назад +15

      THATS WHAT SHE SAID☺☺☺

  • @Vi_alt
    @Vi_alt 6 месяцев назад +929

    0:50 the hardest photo

    • @lordfarquaad1319
      @lordfarquaad1319 6 месяцев назад +44

      About time someone said it lol

    • @TheRealSwol
      @TheRealSwol 6 месяцев назад +18

      Easily

    • @TheOn3Parker
      @TheOn3Parker 6 месяцев назад +12

      And the hardest part of the song

    • @SerimahGerman
      @SerimahGerman 6 месяцев назад +2

      Yeah Everytime i go to gym i do that

    • @Locked1N-4
      @Locked1N-4 6 месяцев назад +3

      Fr

  • @monsoon5524
    @monsoon5524 6 месяцев назад +540

    The song used in the background of this video is an anti-addiction song.
    Gooning is a form of addiction to pornography.
    The song itself is anti-gooning.

    • @HaHa90483
      @HaHa90483 5 месяцев назад +35

      MR. RAAAAGGGEEER

    • @nxmx6ix
      @nxmx6ix 5 месяцев назад +18

      Based

    • @Christisrisen37
      @Christisrisen37 5 месяцев назад +83

      Please pray for me to be free of pornography and masturbation.

    • @albertsupport
      @albertsupport 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@Christisrisen37 Never goon my man. My door got kicked down by the minions while I was fapping. I'm typing from goonchwitz. My free time's almost over. Pray for me bro

    • @danielkreiman1496
      @danielkreiman1496 5 месяцев назад +47

      ​​@@Christisrisen37 Never goon brother

  • @BullDozer-u8w
    @BullDozer-u8w 6 месяцев назад +143

    This might be the greatest thing that humanity has ever invented

    • @ti_hayden4491
      @ti_hayden4491 6 месяцев назад +3

      Better than tools used in hospitality?

    • @Proffesor_Pablo123
      @Proffesor_Pablo123 6 месяцев назад +36

      @@ti_hayden4491 def better than your reddit ahh replies go play a sport bud

    • @luigimario2704
      @luigimario2704 6 месяцев назад

      @@ti_hayden4491miles better

    • @copicmarker1021
      @copicmarker1021 6 месяцев назад +6

      @@ti_hayden4491 yea obviously LOL

    • @articticcblu
      @articticcblu 6 месяцев назад +2

      Or maybe the greatest thing that AI has created 🤔

  • @0hobocannon
    @0hobocannon 6 месяцев назад +295

    After sending this to my friends group chat I have successfully turned them into anti gooners we even changed the name to no gooning club

    • @Blaze_1379
      @Blaze_1379 6 месяцев назад +26

      exactly what happened to mine 💀💀💀💀

    • @redtarget5275
      @redtarget5275 6 месяцев назад +1

      My meat demands to be touched.

    • @Willsburgs
      @Willsburgs 5 месяцев назад +3

      I changed mine to the anti gooning agency

  • @cheesspellbook
    @cheesspellbook 6 месяцев назад +160

    the dislikes are from the goon association

    • @kleinin
      @kleinin 6 месяцев назад +4

      How can you see dislikes?

    • @cheesspellbook
      @cheesspellbook 6 месяцев назад +14

      @@kleinin i'm using a browser extension. it's called return youtube dislikes

    • @davidezequielgonzalezmoray
      @davidezequielgonzalezmoray 5 месяцев назад +3

      Ahhh, free, at last.

    • @DeluxeCheese35
      @DeluxeCheese35 5 месяцев назад +3

      @@cheesspellbook I'm also using one too!

  • @LvL_7_Mage
    @LvL_7_Mage 6 месяцев назад +109

    The minions were never really the same after gru got cancer. Kevin fell into the wrong crowd, and started a bar later in life. Bob became a cop, Dave became a drifter, taking various jobs over his life, and the less that can be said about allan the better…

    • @LOLOJOJObus
      @LOLOJOJObus 5 месяцев назад +9

      And yet look where they all are now. in truth , this just goes to show how dire the effort against gooning has become.

  • @Stromoto
    @Stromoto 6 месяцев назад +402

    GOONING IS HARMFUL 🗣🗣🔥🔥

    • @altunic6530
      @altunic6530 6 месяцев назад +59

      HARMAFUL 🗣🗣🔥🔥

    • @Someone-wn9hx
      @Someone-wn9hx 6 месяцев назад +46

      HARAMFUL🗣️💢💥💯

    • @stevie8893
      @stevie8893 6 месяцев назад +21

      HARAMAFUL🗣️🗣️🔥🔥

    • @Orthosaur7532
      @Orthosaur7532 6 месяцев назад +15

      HARMAFUL 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥

    • @VeeFan2
      @VeeFan2 6 месяцев назад +2

      What is gooning?

  • @xtc00-yeah
    @xtc00-yeah 3 месяца назад +12

    this thing actually saved my life thanks

    • @xtc00-yeah
      @xtc00-yeah Месяц назад +2

      fr guys you gotta stop g00ning

  • @Grendalover666
    @Grendalover666 6 месяцев назад +549

    1:55 this part goes hard 🔥

    • @BullDozer-u8w
      @BullDozer-u8w 6 месяцев назад +22

      That part gives me chills every time 🔥🥶

    • @chagwag753
      @chagwag753 6 месяцев назад

      @@BullDozer-u8wgoyslop

    • @N1tr0us_express
      @N1tr0us_express 6 месяцев назад +14

      Your not lying this shit goes absolutely hard

    • @horsymandias-ur
      @horsymandias-ur 6 месяцев назад +6

      Hey Kyle, its not too late to change your profile avatar (you won't)

    • @Grendalover666
      @Grendalover666 6 месяцев назад +3

      @@horsymandias-ur Hey Horsy, its not too late to change your profile avatar (you won’t)

  • @WannabeStudent
    @WannabeStudent 6 месяцев назад +417

    0:11 Minions franchise has finally peaked

    • @Nmenziessi
      @Nmenziessi 6 месяцев назад

      Thats the best one

  • @BlackSheep513
    @BlackSheep513 5 месяцев назад +52

    I saw this and turned my life around.
    I am no longer addicted to gooning or crystal meth.
    I don't know where you are camo, but thank you.
    I've officially decided to get a sponsorship with Stake and gamble my child's college fund.
    The grind starts today.

  • @LOLOJOJObus
    @LOLOJOJObus 6 месяцев назад +170

    This is the 6th time I’ve watched this I think I keep coming back to this video idk why

    • @RealGoatedCarti
      @RealGoatedCarti 6 месяцев назад +38

      me too. never goon, lil bro.

    • @SunnyDmanjan
      @SunnyDmanjan 6 месяцев назад +6

      Sometimes u find a random video and keep rewatching it it’s happened to me multiple times

    • @skajjjj
      @skajjjj 5 месяцев назад +5

      you feel this?
      never
      goon.

  • @datsunracer9378
    @datsunracer9378 6 месяцев назад +457

    0:30 Damn this goes hard.

    • @SeekJesusFindLife
      @SeekJesusFindLife 6 месяцев назад +36

      Kjv with the white monster 💯

    • @datsunracer9378
      @datsunracer9378 6 месяцев назад +38

      ​@@SeekJesusFindLife I drove to work yesterday with a KJV Bible resting in the passenger side seat, a white monster energy in the cupholder and blasted Kid Cudi on the speakers.
      Shit legit felt euphoric.

    • @k1kere
      @k1kere 6 месяцев назад +8

      I thought the same until I watched closely how he moves his right arm 😭😭😭

    • @LittyTok26
      @LittyTok26 6 месяцев назад

      hhahah didnt notice until you said it loooll

    • @Weezable_x
      @Weezable_x 5 месяцев назад

      Im hard

  • @LikeaRyu69
    @LikeaRyu69 4 месяца назад +114

    "Tell me where youre gooning, tell us where youre edging" 🔥🔥😔😔

    • @ilovecheese6966
      @ilovecheese6966 4 месяца назад +3

      What does "gooning" mean?

    • @deviousedits4737
      @deviousedits4737 4 месяца назад

      It means to touch yourself so basically just go on a permanent no nut November because no man truly goons​@@ilovecheese6966

    • @potatomine6678
      @potatomine6678 4 месяца назад

      ​@@ilovecheese6966 Masturbation to the point where you're just there for the pleasure it gives your brain

    • @Omega-tc1xd
      @Omega-tc1xd 4 месяца назад

      ​@@ilovecheese6966 I'm sure gooning means you have an severe addiction to p_rn

    • @Unskilled0
      @Unskilled0 4 месяца назад

      ​@@ilovecheese6966fap fap

  • @mr.pumpkin8891
    @mr.pumpkin8891 6 месяцев назад +77

    the minions make smoking look cool

  • @AKDUB-w5t
    @AKDUB-w5t 6 месяцев назад +274

    no fap motivation in 2024 be like

    • @Random-nc9xs
      @Random-nc9xs 6 месяцев назад +42

      İts a good thing tho

    • @AKDUB-w5t
      @AKDUB-w5t 6 месяцев назад +5

      @@Random-nc9xs never said it isn't

    • @Random-nc9xs
      @Random-nc9xs 6 месяцев назад

      @@AKDUB-w5t im glad we are on the same page

    • @viannizvnv7222
      @viannizvnv7222 6 месяцев назад +1

      makes me want to goon more than it makes me want to not

    • @DuskLegend
      @DuskLegend 6 месяцев назад +3

      @@Random-nc9xsno it’s not pal, lmao

  • @o-dreng8778
    @o-dreng8778 5 месяцев назад +32

    This is the shit I will watch to survive NNN

    • @Lazybuttery
      @Lazybuttery 5 месяцев назад +11

      Why NNN why not now? It’s better to never have to watch it you know? But if you want to win NNN. And go for the full month there is something that is called easy peasy method and will help you succeed in making it past, it’s here on RUclips and is just a 4 hour 30 minutes book (which is pretty short) for most books all things considered, anyhow have a good time!

  • @asiangaming8409
    @asiangaming8409 6 месяцев назад +430

    1:53 “Goyslop” so true, perfect name for a supermarket

  • @LOLOJOJObus
    @LOLOJOJObus 6 месяцев назад +83

    I keep coming back to this and I don’t know why

  • @rBoxYT
    @rBoxYT 6 месяцев назад +124

    if you're wondering: that green gem is the goon cave core and is stollen to destroy the goon cave quickly.

    • @KSUser-0301
      @KSUser-0301 6 месяцев назад +12

      0 minutes on bald cartoon man with glasses website

    • @LOLOJOJObus
      @LOLOJOJObus 5 месяцев назад +3

      It’s related to the pink diamond from despise me 3

    • @EngiGODS358
      @EngiGODS358 5 месяцев назад +12

      Even doe this is a lie and it's actually a gemerald

    • @dely03.
      @dely03. 3 месяца назад +4

      its the gemerald straight from the mines of tanzania where tnd is being inforced

    • @KSUser-0301
      @KSUser-0301 3 месяца назад

      @@dely03. IP:TEL AVIV

  • @U_Varange
    @U_Varange 6 месяцев назад +48

    The Never Goon Brotherhood grows stronger by the day

  • @rob-533
    @rob-533 6 месяцев назад +317

    they went from not gooning to attacking pharmaceutical companies and it caught me so off guard ngl 1:14

    • @generalgrievous3133
      @generalgrievous3133 6 месяцев назад +90

      >newgen doesn't know thee cause

    • @abritnamedsethinnit
      @abritnamedsethinnit 6 месяцев назад +30

      they're raiding the phub headquarters

    • @Valhan177
      @Valhan177 6 месяцев назад

      Well of course, this stuff is conspiracy pipeline.
      "Oh no vaccines", while smoking like a chimney.

    • @haynerr
      @haynerr 6 месяцев назад

      ​​@@generalgrievous3133I've always seen pfizer in meme videos but never got it. Enlighten me

    • @horsymandias-ur
      @horsymandias-ur 6 месяцев назад +13

      one and the same.

  • @عبدللهالفارسي-س2ش
    @عبدللهالفارسي-س2ش 3 месяца назад +8

    my life changed after watching this . thank you so much

  • @sadmarker8285
    @sadmarker8285 6 месяцев назад +74

    Minions: the rise of steroids, gooning and villainy

  • @georgewashington1788
    @georgewashington1788 6 месяцев назад +86

    Gem that got gooners seething geg

    • @rainhat1
      @rainhat1 6 месяцев назад +23

      nvke

    • @averiWonBTW
      @averiWonBTW 6 месяцев назад

      Even doe you goon to soytan

    • @nxmx6ix
      @nxmx6ix 5 месяцев назад +11

      TGD

  • @ThatOneObbyKing
    @ThatOneObbyKing 5 месяцев назад +27

    Billions must watch

  • @akiyama-gaming
    @akiyama-gaming 6 месяцев назад +79

    Being a non gooner in a goon world is hard.

    • @epicsex9072
      @epicsex9072 6 месяцев назад

      Stay strong brother.

  • @Orthosaur7532
    @Orthosaur7532 6 месяцев назад +147

    0:16 BRO THE GREEN DUDE MOVED!!!

    • @davidmella1174
      @davidmella1174 6 месяцев назад +3

      LNFOAO

    • @lrw6447
      @lrw6447 5 месяцев назад +4

      You’re everywhere bro

    • @Orthosaur7532
      @Orthosaur7532 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@lrw6447 I think I recognize you too, didn't you once say a similar thing? Or was it in Biblaridion's livestream?

    • @lrw6447
      @lrw6447 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@Orthosaur7532 I’ve seen you elsewhere, like on wasn’t it orthodoxkyle’s channel

    • @lrw6447
      @lrw6447 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@Orthosaur7532 but yeah I’ve seen you there too

  • @pestilentanger
    @pestilentanger 6 месяцев назад +61

    This is a small attention to detail. Some minions adorn a shirt saying “anti gooner” This implies they used to be chuddy gooners, But learned the wrongs of their ways, and fight for good! The attention to detail is amazing!

  • @Reece-3601
    @Reece-3601 6 месяцев назад +32

    "Why are we still here? Just to goon?.."

  • @cap_rediz
    @cap_rediz 6 месяцев назад +276

    1:25 remember no gooning

    • @TheRealSwol
      @TheRealSwol 6 месяцев назад +4

      But they need to blend in with the gooners so it would actually be “Remember, no not gooning.”

    • @swagmeat
      @swagmeat 6 месяцев назад

      Based reference iykyk

    • @human_4836
      @human_4836 6 месяцев назад +5

      Edge instead 🍸🗿

    • @greg0050
      @greg0050 6 месяцев назад +2

      "Edging makes you free."

    • @gabbababa
      @gabbababa 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@TheRealSwol thats an attack mission

  • @JuanitoPalomas
    @JuanitoPalomas 2 месяца назад +11

    when you where a kid you always like the always goon team
    when you are a adult you understand the never goon

  • @webdrivertorso9998
    @webdrivertorso9998 6 месяцев назад +38

    0:57 I love how he is not even in a gym there, just in a cinema. Like he's trying so hard not to goon watching porn lmao

  • @influencer_highlightz
    @influencer_highlightz 6 месяцев назад +58

    0:00 elevator Anti Goon Minion
    0:05 gooning is harmaful/jacked Anti Goon Minion
    0:11 elevator Anti Goon Minion again
    0:20 Incel Anti Goon Minion
    0:25 Biker Anti Goon Minion
    0:30 Anti Goon Minion driving in his car
    0:35 Anti Goon Minion Guard checking on the Gooner Smurfs
    0:40 Robber Anti Goon Minion losing his aura to the Green Diamond
    0:45 jacked Anti Goon Minion talking about life with his loved one
    0:50 Gymbro Anti Goon Minion chilling in the gym
    0:55 Anti Goon Minion chilling on the toilet
    0:57 jacked Grand Pa Anti Goon Minion
    0:59 Anti Goon Agent
    1:01 Jacked Anti Goon Minion fighting his inner demons
    1:03 jacked Anti Goon Minion having a moment of enlightment
    1:06 Goonschwitz
    1:09 Anti Goon Agent on an Investigation
    1:13 Anti Goon Agents on an Pfizer infiltration mission
    1:17 Strongman Anti Goon Minion witholding the stream of Gooner Liquid
    1:21 Bald Jacked Anti Goon minion ascending to a higher level of conciousness through the power of semen retention
    1:26 the equivalent to:''no Russian'' in the Minion Universe
    1:30 Robber anti Goon MInion presenting his trophy for the cameras
    1:33 Anti Goon Minion Elite agent after a sucessful mission
    1:37 Gooning is Harmaful anti goon minion reappearance
    1:42 Elevator Anti Goon minion 3.0
    1:47 Train Anti Goon Minion
    1:51 Anti Goon Minion smoking infront of his car
    1:55 Anti Goon Soldier burning down the Goon Central
    2:00 remember No Gooning

    • @lemonjuice9114
      @lemonjuice9114 6 месяцев назад +2

      No gooning 🤝

    • @Hosidus
      @Hosidus 5 месяцев назад +2

      never goon 🙏🏻

    • @dely03.
      @dely03. 3 месяца назад +1

      its actually him recovering the gemerald

    • @mandohunter8509
      @mandohunter8509 2 месяца назад +1

      0:16 you missed this one

  • @goofiestgooberr
    @goofiestgooberr 5 месяцев назад +147

    0:11 is the hardest one

    • @JoshuaAllison-b1c
      @JoshuaAllison-b1c 4 месяца назад +10

      Nuh uh the hardest one is 0:49

    • @Rycc_
      @Rycc_ 4 месяца назад +5

      @@JoshuaAllison-b1cthis ☝️

  • @asphalt5734
    @asphalt5734 6 месяцев назад +102

    What I learned today is instead of being addicted to gooning become addicted to smoking XD

    • @ItsBrendo
      @ItsBrendo 6 месяцев назад +16

      And roids

    • @mantea3481
      @mantea3481 6 месяцев назад +3

      Heartbreaking 💔

    • @hipdrive
      @hipdrive 6 месяцев назад +6

      Less harmful lol

    • @Uisim-p1e
      @Uisim-p1e 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@hipdrive Lmao, gooning is better than actually addicted to smoking cigs good luck with lung cancer.

    • @horsymandias-ur
      @horsymandias-ur 6 месяцев назад

      correct one raises T the other casts it out

  • @jangstatheoriginalgangsta6001
    @jangstatheoriginalgangsta6001 6 месяцев назад +92

    1:19 new pfp just dropped 🗣️

  • @derekfrostwestbrook4941
    @derekfrostwestbrook4941 Месяц назад +5

    Minions when they never get their master:

  • @nejkgamessk6031
    @nejkgamessk6031 6 месяцев назад +85

    Gooner: *A person who is totally consumed by the porn addiction and by its products. With being overwhelmed by life, he the gooner doesn't show interests in breaking down the devil cycle.*
    --- *never goon* --

    • @chelikkakoyta5501
      @chelikkakoyta5501 6 месяцев назад +1

      What if you fap once or twice a week, never watching porn or any of that shit?

    • @SFbandit77
      @SFbandit77 6 месяцев назад +5

      @@chelikkakoyta5501idk but it’s still not good

    • @soldierofchrist1096
      @soldierofchrist1096 6 месяцев назад +8

      @@chelikkakoyta5501 still sinful and you should stop

    • @reddeadleisure
      @reddeadleisure 4 месяца назад

      ​@@soldierofchrist1096 masturbation is fine, porn is not

    • @Bye_everyone000
      @Bye_everyone000 4 месяца назад +2

      @@soldierofchrist1096it also hurts you mentally.

  • @ad8012
    @ad8012 6 месяцев назад +27

    this fills me with such incredible motivation and i dont know why

  • @klif4755
    @klif4755 6 месяцев назад +30

    Sharty culture wins again , TOTAL ZOOMER VICTORY

  • @HunterSmithSI
    @HunterSmithSI 6 месяцев назад +54

    This is the hardest video I’ve ever watched in my entire life, real anti gooner shit

  • @maybehesbornwithitmaybeits9318
    @maybehesbornwithitmaybeits9318 6 месяцев назад +32

    Gooners will never receive the gift of the master emerald

  • @EndorJedi985
    @EndorJedi985 22 дня назад +8

    This meme legitimately got me to become anti-porn. Never Goon.

  • @Jaytyy
    @Jaytyy 6 месяцев назад +134

    0:25 why does this go so hard though

    • @simulationbros
      @simulationbros 5 месяцев назад +10

      Bro telling his fellow man that unless he changes his ways he will be stuck as a gooner forever.

    • @tsunami870
      @tsunami870 5 месяцев назад +4

      It's like he's singing along with the song

    • @grass_enjoyer2305
      @grass_enjoyer2305 5 месяцев назад +7

      And the sunrise symbolises the beginning of a new life of this minion's friend, a life without gooning

    • @ItsAaronInDaHouse
      @ItsAaronInDaHouse 5 месяцев назад +2

      Billy Butcher never gooned…

    • @StarViruZ
      @StarViruZ 5 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@ItsAaronInDaHousethat's not butcher, that's William Gooner

  • @11.43_
    @11.43_ 6 месяцев назад +65

    I fck a lot with the elevator scene

  • @beanboy1079
    @beanboy1079 5 месяцев назад +103

    nah when did they turn despicable me into discipline me

    • @SnackBar762
      @SnackBar762 5 месяцев назад +20

      😂😂😂❤❤❤❤ having self restraint has been amazing bro I love life.

    • @CatterTwo
      @CatterTwo 5 месяцев назад +6

      @@SnackBar762 damn

    • @MasonJames997
      @MasonJames997 3 месяца назад +1

      Gooners sometimes are anti discipline but never goon is a wilder group

    • @TheActualCorrectOpinion
      @TheActualCorrectOpinion Месяц назад +2

      @@SnackBar762A10 Aryan muscular hands typed this

    • @SnackBar762
      @SnackBar762 Месяц назад

      @@TheActualCorrectOpinion Ukrainian Bot spotted, You lying degenerate. Lifeless Drone.

  • @ojibwedoge
    @ojibwedoge 6 месяцев назад +50

    gooned once...
    never gooned again...

    • @Notalawnmower
      @Notalawnmower 5 месяцев назад +3

      You can’t climb the mountain if you start at the top keep up the hard work 💪🏻

  • @MeormEBruh
    @MeormEBruh 6 месяцев назад +96

    0:39 the gem made him goon

    • @scientificidiot4165
      @scientificidiot4165 6 месяцев назад +2

      So minions in their movie form are gooners? That checks out on what some of the minions in the background do.

    • @KSUser-0301
      @KSUser-0301 6 месяцев назад +5

      Marge

  • @srteo0
    @srteo0 3 месяца назад +4

    unironically one of the best memes to have existed this year

  • @bickblakkok
    @bickblakkok 6 месяцев назад +28

    bruh why is this the coolest shit ive ever seen 😭

  • @branded666
    @branded666 6 месяцев назад +31

    This legit gives me motivates me to never goon

    • @MasonJames997
      @MasonJames997 3 месяца назад +1

      Never gonna fall for gooning

  • @DávidKővágóStonecutter
    @DávidKővágóStonecutter 3 месяца назад +9

    Ima tell my kids this was the first Despicable Me movie

  • @mertuteala
    @mertuteala 3 месяца назад +9

    the McLaren one is so hard man, he looks like the CEO of Never Goon Inc.

    • @dyyylllaannn
      @dyyylllaannn 3 месяца назад

      looks like he set up an underground meeting of gooners and is about to take them the fuck out

    • @Ohioman-ie3
      @Ohioman-ie3 2 месяца назад +2

      The ceo of Never Goon Inc is gru of course

  • @GFlight.916
    @GFlight.916 6 месяцев назад +92

    Needed this 20 years ago

    • @soldierofchrist1096
      @soldierofchrist1096 6 месяцев назад +27

      There’s always still hope in Christ. I’ll pray for you.

    • @epicsex9072
      @epicsex9072 6 месяцев назад

      Pray for me nigga I'm srs pls

    • @OfficialNiceAccount
      @OfficialNiceAccount 5 месяцев назад +8

      You could always be an anti gooner

    • @BananaBossYT
      @BananaBossYT 4 месяца назад +4

      It’s never too late to quit gooning

  • @ChanMan151
    @ChanMan151 6 месяцев назад +22

    best fuckin song choice for this

  • @bassamilsim
    @bassamilsim 6 месяцев назад +42

    felt the aura

  • @delt0640
    @delt0640 6 месяцев назад +22

    Only a matter of time until that meme education guy makes a video of this

    • @veznan1487
      @veznan1487 5 месяцев назад +1

      LIMC?

    • @klif4755
      @klif4755 5 месяцев назад +23

      Nah he won't, he only covers popular unfunny reddit memes

    • @jaibonaparte
      @jaibonaparte 5 месяцев назад +1

      Sad but true

  • @abonne3154
    @abonne3154 6 месяцев назад +52

    1:06 My boy sent them to the Goonlag

    • @Kopac69
      @Kopac69 5 месяцев назад +11

      That's the goonswitz

  • @Florida_man21
    @Florida_man21 6 месяцев назад +28

    Cant stop rewatching

  • @eliakachun9993
    @eliakachun9993 6 месяцев назад +26

    This is both hard and real.

  • @Шлепус-ъ2ш
    @Шлепус-ъ2ш 3 месяца назад +42

    0:43 Bro started gooning and lost his body 💀💀💀

    • @FUNK1GANS
      @FUNK1GANS 2 месяца назад +2

      That’s what happens when you goon never goon💪

    • @master_of_cats
      @master_of_cats 2 месяца назад +1

      he went from goon to gooner

  • @chrismason4449
    @chrismason4449 4 дня назад +8

    NEVER GOON

  • @lilwok3
    @lilwok3 3 месяца назад +4

    This made me stop gooning... Thank you so much❤

  • @Blessed_Voice-Painkiller
    @Blessed_Voice-Painkiller 6 месяцев назад +27

    They're not redpilled, but they're bananapeeled

  • @holeefuk8535
    @holeefuk8535 5 месяцев назад +46

    1:13 raiding Pfizer hella based

  • @user-ov8cu5ff2y
    @user-ov8cu5ff2y 6 месяцев назад +42

    God I feel like I'm subliminally being told a message during this video but I just can't put my finger on it

    • @klif4755
      @klif4755 6 месяцев назад +6

      Same , idk what is it 卐

    • @davidmella1174
      @davidmella1174 6 месяцев назад +7

      When in doubt, just smoke more 😂

    • @HaHa90483
      @HaHa90483 5 месяцев назад +7

      addictions are bad, work to fix them.

  • @reggiethenuclearbomb
    @reggiethenuclearbomb 4 месяца назад +19

    God forgive me for i have gooned

  • @MrViggie37
    @MrViggie37 5 месяцев назад +7

    everytime I feel the need to goon, I boot this video up

  • @jjthirty4248
    @jjthirty4248 5 месяцев назад +9

    An essay about the video “never goon comp”
    I think this reflects society’s younger population/and or largest audience and consumers of content’s innate desire to seek hedonistic practices such as gooning for hours, maybe days at a time. It portrays this message through ai edited minions who appear to be transformed into juiced up freaks of nature, which to the younger population of the internet appeals very much, due to instances such as Sam sulek. Having this said, the minions are wearing shirts with the words “never goon”, “anti gooner”, and more signifying that they vehemently oppose the practice of gooning. Therefore, the majority of the audience is in accord with the message “never goon” since the bearer of the message is somewhat of a role model. The best guess for this is that humans often times acknowledge the self destructive practices such as gooning as often times fun, which is why so much content on the internet is made around the joke. Then again, the message contradicts this rhetoric, therefore the audience collectively goes against the practice of gooning. The only answer from now is that in a society, the smarter individuals will heed away from hedonism and turn to superior philosophies such as stoicism, absurdism, or an orthodox religious one. A common characteristic of these philosophies is that the most pleasurable sensation of sex is somewhat if not very sacred, and to masturbate is to abandon many other rules of the belief, let alone gooning which is far worse in these terms. In conclusion, it can be said that this video in some way is a propaganda for the audience to rebel against hedonism, which is on a second plane of thinking, natural.

    • @SnackBar762
      @SnackBar762 5 месяцев назад +2

      Pureblood. Never give up your soul.

  • @fanero3046
    @fanero3046 6 месяцев назад +10

    Main antagonist: Mind geek.
    To be honest mind geek sounds like an actual illumination villain

  • @Aoxnkfjwksbdjsjwjsndnsnsns
    @Aoxnkfjwksbdjsjwjsndnsnsns 3 месяца назад +5

    Imagine showing this to a 13th century peasent