She can survive 10 direct laser blasts to the torso wearing regular clothes. Yet storm trooper wearing full body armour are bare handed punch to the helmet "INSTA KILL"
I cant wait to play those games with worse physics and micro-transactions. Pay $200 and you get the season pass, plus the Mrs. Pacman skin, the X-wing Asteroid skin, and a blue Pong!
Remember: the A's stand for A$$ Edit: yo, my brain hurts to write this, but, do you know what I meant by that WASN'T a good thing nor was I talking about the female character? Holy crap... I need some anti-stroke pills and anti-heart attack right now.
15 years ago, in Ubisoft's own games "Assassin's Creed," you couldn't enter a leaf pile or pile of hay within the line of site of those pursuing you because they would automatically know you're there and attack you. Crazy how Ubisoft basically regressed on this simple gameplay mechanic that they practically mastered years ago.
@mmfe116 quit? They probably lost their job for being white men and got replaced with diversity hires who don't know what they're doing, employed solely because of the colour of their skin. In any case you're right, they're no doubt gone. AC enemies would even tell you they saw you go into a bush and start stabbing it: difficult to tell if it was before its time or devs these days are just lazy and cash grabbing off big IPs.
@@mmfe116 i would bet money on that guess, besides them all leaving, all hires now must be DEI hires, just like what is happening with sony, the company went to US and hired a bunch of activists and now we have concord or had by now.
@@luizrbf01 Companies got ris of all the game devs who were passionate about making a good game, for good or worse, and hired a bunch of millennial activists who care nothing about the game or lore but want to interject their politics.
Fun fact about Oblivions AI. It was so smart that Bethesda had to dumb it down cause all the NPCs kept stealing food to eat when they got hungry and, since NPCs couldn't get arrested for commenting crimes like theft, the guards ended up slaughtering virtually every NPC in the game.
Ye, Im never ever preordering anything in my life (or buying anything from ubisoft). I established that rule for myself with mass effect andromeda. This rule saved me hundreds, maybe thousands of dollars at this point.
Literally could have called it anything else ! Name it after the fkn ship . But Mass Effect on there was not a great move 🤕 Thing I remember most is you are in another GALAXY but everything is still bipedal and the buildings are still made of stone, metal, and wood. 😵💫
Man I really wanted Andromeda to be good…after all the updates and post launch support it got it still only clicks in as a mid experience GOD I wanted it to be good 😢
@@SnW_Wolf I was still in high school. Idealistic. Grew up on this series. I felt betrayed. Same with the entirety of new battlefield games. I haven't touched a new EA game since. I'm afraid of what they will do with the new mass effect...
Ubisoft making Farcry 3 for the past decade whether it's Breakpoint, Avatar, Star Wars, it's all Farcry 3 just with a decrease in quality and the ai keeps getting worse for every new game.
Assassin's Creed is an Ubisoft game where the whistling mechanic worked and worked very well. Star Wars Outlaws is ALSO an Ubisoft game where the SAME MECHANIC doesn't work at all. By this example, they have objectively gotten worse... (I do mean AC from 1 to Black Flag, I never bothered with the new ones)
Remember when object permanence was established as a unique feature in Ubisoft games? In Assassin’s Creed, if you hide in bushes or hay bales when being chased by guards, they will know you’re in there and pull you out. Why the fuck has Ubisoft gone backwards?!
AC from 2007 didn't have this issue.. If U tried to hide in AC 2007 while enemy watch U, that's will make any hide spot unavailable until the enemy lose you We all can agree that Ubi$oft games getting downgraded over & over
Ubisoft are genius. They put zero effort in their games and people keep buying their games and some suckers even paid 130 bucks for a lazy product lol. People losing their shit with yasuke but he is not the worst part of that game. The bugs and under whelming gameplay will kill that game more than any other controversy
Atleast in assassins creed, the guards would actually walk in the tall grass and if spotted, instantly start attacking you. Here its like a baby not seeing you when you cover your eyes, this game is a joke.
Everything about this game puts on display the kind of people who work in the industry today. It would blow your mind just how many people that are working in the gaming industry that are unqualified and talentless. Blow your mind!
@@PatricutPatPat It’s just there are so many guard rails, and so many different limits put on creators now. Oh you wanna make this? Ok well it has to have this, had to have that, character must portray this, can’t portray that, don’t say this, don’t say that. Don’t offend groups a through z unless they’re conservative, make and white lol. I mean the list goes on. How can anybody expect anything authentic, beautiful or relatable to come out of all these limitations. You can’t make authentic art with these checkboxes. Example would be God of war Ragnarok. You can’t even tell a Greek mythology story without making it seem like 2020. I mean they added an ebony girl where she absolutely did not belong whatsoever. It feels forced and disingenuous. Completely erasing and replacing characters. It’s so wrong.
@@The_Primary_Axiom You're right, that's the sad reality. Developers don't have the freedom they had once. If you look back at, say modern warfare 2 (the old one), they really didn't give a shit about offending anyone. Now it's all what you've just mentioned. And the fact that prices are going up, with modern gaming pumping out shit like this ain't helping.
@@PatricutPatPat So true. Have you seen that video by Andy pants i think is his name called who klled masculinity in games ? It’s really good and so true. If you haven’t you should. It went viral, and it’s really funny. But what he says in that video I’ve been feeling for years
In video games, AAA, AA are terms used to describe the scale of a game's development and budget. AAAA, Quadruple-A doesn't exist but Ubisoft directors started calling their games Quadruple-A because they consider their games are bigger budget than AAA, Triple-A, and better. Which is what I'm mocking here.
I absolutely hate how animated that grass is and the trees are. It implies it's so stupidly windy on that planet, that whistle would drown in the whistling noise of the wind itself... it's --- unbelievably stupid.
They would criticise it equally harshly, because its garbage Gollum wasnt made by a big developer or had a huge price tag either, but was criticised to hell and back, because of how trash it is
actually embarrassing, if this game was released 16 years ago people would shit on the AI and lack of interactivity with NPC and random animals, and all the bugs. there are hordes of paid shills on reddit pretending to enjoy this game it's actually hilarious
I'm not sure what I'm more mind blown over . . . the fact this game cost so much to make or the fact literally anyone spent their own money on this. . . .
Remember, the same mechanics have been rehashed from Assassins Creed games which for many are over 10 years old .. and they worked properly then. That's how bad this is.
I was going to wait until this was either $10 or free on PS Plus; but this vid has literally convinced me to never bother with even taking up the SDD space.
![Yeat & Quavo - 5BRAZY [Official Music Video]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/4XxnTAwyxus/mqdefault.jpg)
The milking continues
So much milk
Sir this is youtube not pornhub
@@alessandrocanale6189 Wait till you see the return of the milk...
@@muaxh03 😨😨😨
Green milk? 🍏🍼
She can survive 10 direct laser blasts to the torso wearing regular clothes. Yet storm trooper wearing full body armour are bare handed punch to the helmet "INSTA KILL"
The stormtrooper armor has the same logic as the San Andreas parachute
Can be called as mary sue or bad writing?
@@ghost_732maybe...both?
Look man she’s just REALLY strong ok. In lore she leveled 3 buildings by punching a wall on accident.
Her vs Abby in a boxing match
if you keep buying this shit they keep making it
They can also just lie about their games being successful and keep getting money from investors.
When Dota is still free game 😂
@@FireOccatorThe big whales aren't that stupid
@@FireOccator Investors want returns they have milk rainbow and asscreed
@@zerosam5541 Use the new investors to give money to the old ones.
By the time we get to "AAAAAAAA" titles, video games will have devolved back into Pac Man, Asteroids and Pong
Pacman, Asteroids and Pong actually worked as intended and were peak of what you could get from the hardware at the time.
Pac Man, Asteroids and Pong are actually good game for its budget and expectations
I cant wait to play those games with worse physics and micro-transactions. Pay $200 and you get the season pass, plus the Mrs. Pacman skin, the X-wing Asteroid skin, and a blue Pong!
And they'll require a team of 300 over 10 years. Oh and Ms. Pacman is just a bow cosmetic that costs 1/3 of the base game as day 1 DLC.
Pacman level of gameplay with shiny graphics
Remember: the A's stand for A$$
Edit: yo, my brain hurts to write this, but, do you know what I meant by that WASN'T a good thing nor was I talking about the female character? Holy crap... I need some anti-stroke pills and anti-heart attack right now.
the fact that the protagonist isnt busty or thicc like eve really makes us think that ubisoft has turned woke
@@BlackSmith6969 what? 😂
The AAAA makes sense now.
@@BlackSmith6969dude even Nintendo is woke, this is a global cultist phenomenon brought you by the beloved feminism ™️
It's funny, this is a quadruple ass game but the protagonist doesn't even have a single ass.
15 years ago, in Ubisoft's own games "Assassin's Creed," you couldn't enter a leaf pile or pile of hay within the line of site of those pursuing you because they would automatically know you're there and attack you.
Crazy how Ubisoft basically regressed on this simple gameplay mechanic that they practically mastered years ago.
im just gonna assume all the devs in ubisoft that made them popular have all quit
I'm playing AC Unity right now. Soldiers VERY quickly forgets about you or can't see you in plain sight.
@mmfe116 quit? They probably lost their job for being white men and got replaced with diversity hires who don't know what they're doing, employed solely because of the colour of their skin.
In any case you're right, they're no doubt gone. AC enemies would even tell you they saw you go into a bush and start stabbing it: difficult to tell if it was before its time or devs these days are just lazy and cash grabbing off big IPs.
@@mmfe116 i would bet money on that guess, besides them all leaving, all hires now must be DEI hires, just like what is happening with sony, the company went to US and hired a bunch of activists and now we have concord or had by now.
@@luizrbf01 Companies got ris of all the game devs who were passionate about making a good game, for good or worse, and hired a bunch of millennial activists who care nothing about the game or lore but want to interject their politics.
Honestly can`t blame Ubisoft. I too would like to get paid hundreds of dollars every time I take a dump.
The grass tactic is lore accurate. The Empire was beaten by teddy bears hiding in the bushes.
unironically the best defence of this game I've seen
Stormtroopers when the grass/trees start speaking in endorian: 😳
@@CosmicAeon BUT BUT at least the bears fur would act as camouflage in the weeds and bushes.
exactly. people who didn't realise this are dumb, they just looking to hate!
@@chrisstucker1813 Genuinely can't tell if this is a really on-point parody, or if it's just someone with brain-damage. It's too close to call.
It's honestly impressive how good Ubisoft has gotten at fleecing idiots. They have it down to an art at this point.
have they gotten good at it? Google their stocks graph. They are on their last leg :D
At this rate, consoomers that buy this are becoming as easily confused and convinced by game dev antics as the enemies in this clip.
@@mac19999x I said they were good at fleecing idiots, I never said that it was profitable lol
Dude it's on ubisoft plus. You sub for a month and play it then unsub.
the oblivion music is a nice touch... just that in terms of ai it blows this game out the water😂
Oblivion definitely shits all over this game
@@dellmizzle3885 At least Oblivion leveling system, broken as it is, works, which cannot be said about this piece of non-recyclable trash
Fun fact about Oblivions AI. It was so smart that Bethesda had to dumb it down cause all the NPCs kept stealing food to eat when they got hungry and, since NPCs couldn't get arrested for commenting crimes like theft, the guards ended up slaughtering virtually every NPC in the game.
@@sherrykathman3309💀
It seems that the AI in the game is an accurate reflection of the intelligence of the folks who made this game.
Damn that was personal
Every NPC in this game yas graduated from Stormtrooper Academy.
Hey bro...don't insult the imperial academy
Probably got degrees from the Prometheus School of Running Away from Things too
@@elstormtrooper4435"Only Imperial Stormtroopers are so precise."
With a Bachelors Degree in Oblivion dialogue.
@@M8StealthYeah...stupid plot armor
No wonder the empire lost, you can defeat them by playing peekaboo.
😂😂😂
Ye, Im never ever preordering anything in my life (or buying anything from ubisoft). I established that rule for myself with mass effect andromeda. This rule saved me hundreds, maybe thousands of dollars at this point.
Ah i see another fellow victim of Andromeda. 😥
Literally could have called it anything else ! Name it after the fkn ship . But Mass Effect on there was not a great move 🤕
Thing I remember most is you are in another GALAXY but everything is still bipedal and the buildings are still made of stone, metal, and wood. 😵💫
I had two moments because the first one wasn't enough: Dissidia for the PS4 and Cyberpunk 2077.
Man I really wanted Andromeda to be good…after all the updates and post launch support it got it still only clicks in as a mid experience
GOD I wanted it to be good 😢
@@SnW_Wolf I was still in high school. Idealistic. Grew up on this series. I felt betrayed. Same with the entirety of new battlefield games. I haven't touched a new EA game since. I'm afraid of what they will do with the new mass effect...
Ubisoft making Farcry 3 for the past decade whether it's Breakpoint, Avatar, Star Wars, it's all Farcry 3 just with a decrease in quality and the ai keeps getting worse for every new game.
this right here its a downgraded reskin of Far Cry 3.
AI will take over the world!
The AI:
Finally people are calling out game developers for their bullshit… more and more of this please!
there's someone prowlin' around out here...
must have been the wind.
According to the plants it was VERY windy. 😂😂
"... jumping at shadows..."
'for the peace of the kingdom....'
"FOR THE KING!"
it must be hard avoiding detection by all those guards.
The fact that you can knock out enemies with a hand clap since disney star wars is hilarious
Assassin's Creed is an Ubisoft game where the whistling mechanic worked and worked very well.
Star Wars Outlaws is ALSO an Ubisoft game where the SAME MECHANIC doesn't work at all.
By this example, they have objectively gotten worse...
(I do mean AC from 1 to Black Flag, I never bothered with the new ones)
Stopped at black flag as well. Picked up ‘Origins’ and loved it. That was the last decent one they made
even the Predator's camo cannot compete with the tall grass in Star Wars.
Predator's camo is inferior tech compared to natrual 2d grass, Lol
Next goal of predators is inventing low IQ AI to compete with Ubi$oft AI
Fr. You can just whistle from where the guards saw you disappear and they'll fall for it. 😂
"will just slap Star Wars in the title and it will sell itself" 😂
An AAAA game which stands for :
Abysmal
Atrocious
Agony
Artifact
Now that’s why it’s a AAAA game.
the AAAA isn't an acronym - _it's a cry for help_
I'd like to apologize to the Skyrim NPC that thought it was the wind, compared to this they were awakened all-seeing gods...
Very realistic AI, meant to represent Ubisoft and their fans
And when sales reflect the trash it is theyll say there is no market for single player adventures anymore.
AI IQ matches with developers IQ ...
Devs: Huh? What was that noise?? 🤔
@@DubberRucks The sound of Ubisoft stock crashing...
Yep, just buy it for 12$ next year when it got a year of patches. There is literally no reason to buy these kind of SP games at launch.
I don't think I would waste my time to play it even for free... Why, there is more than enough good games
No reason to buy it at all. You can do better
I mean, they pay you $12 to play it right?
@@Exodia_Misogynist i wouldnt even accept that
Why buy it at all?
1:29 famous Basic NPC dialogue.
Pretty much every Ubisoft game is 1 1/2 A at best
AAAA Batteries are more popular.
Too small. I like AAs
@@MortCodesWeb I still commend you for knowing about their existence.
Remember when object permanence was established as a unique feature in Ubisoft games? In Assassin’s Creed, if you hide in bushes or hay bales when being chased by guards, they will know you’re in there and pull you out.
Why the fuck has Ubisoft gone backwards?!
This issue was solved by Ubisoft in AC IV: Black Flag that came out in 2014... Wow
AC from 2007 didn't have this issue..
If U tried to hide in AC 2007 while enemy watch U, that's will make any hide spot unavailable until the enemy lose you
We all can agree that Ubi$oft games getting downgraded over & over
bro milking every cent he spent on this game 💀
Can you blame him?
nah game is dogshit
He's milking it because he cannot refund 💀
If the game gets shittier as we add "As", then I'll stick with indies
Ubisoft must pay ME $1,300 just to watch this cr4p
Cant believe these people made The Division. I remember that the AI was pretty good on those games.
I don't think it's still the same devs they probably fired them after
My god how many 3rd person cinematic open wolrd games is enough for these people
Ubisoft charged for it, but idiots paid for it!
Nah, I'll never buy the Ubisoft games...
@@johnnylattarulo6735 me either, sadly lots still do. Their collectors deluxe set sold out here where I am!!
Ubisoft are genius. They put zero effort in their games and people keep buying their games and some suckers even paid 130 bucks for a lazy product lol.
People losing their shit with yasuke but he is not the worst part of that game. The bugs and under whelming gameplay will kill that game more than any other controversy
Ubisoft said, "Get used to not owning your games."
What they meant was, "Get used to not owning our games."
I'm glad ubisoft made this game, I'm happy for them, maybe in some universe the hero is invisible to the enemies
Ppl don t play this game for the stealth challenge, and also ppl dont play this game for the IA gun fight... they Just dont play this game
I saw that exact same respawn in Far Cry 2. It's actually amazing, what a company Ubisoft is
You playing the Oblivion music just makes me want to play Skyrim again. lol
Atleast in assassins creed, the guards would actually walk in the tall grass and if spotted, instantly start attacking you. Here its like a baby not seeing you when you cover your eyes, this game is a joke.
Its like when grown ups play hide and seek with toddlers.
Everything about this game puts on display the kind of people who work in the industry today. It would blow your mind just how many people that are working in the gaming industry that are unqualified and talentless. Blow your mind!
Explains why older games tend to have more quality despite the significant lack of resources back then. Hope gta 6 doesn't flop because of this.
@@PatricutPatPat It’s just there are so many guard rails, and so many different limits put on creators now. Oh you wanna make this? Ok well it has to have this, had to have that, character must portray this, can’t portray that, don’t say this, don’t say that. Don’t offend groups a through z unless they’re conservative, make and white lol. I mean the list goes on. How can anybody expect anything authentic, beautiful or relatable to come out of all these limitations. You can’t make authentic art with these checkboxes. Example would be God of war Ragnarok. You can’t even tell a Greek mythology story without making it seem like 2020. I mean they added an ebony girl where she absolutely did not belong whatsoever. It feels forced and disingenuous. Completely erasing and replacing characters. It’s so wrong.
@@The_Primary_Axiom You're right, that's the sad reality. Developers don't have the freedom they had once. If you look back at, say modern warfare 2 (the old one), they really didn't give a shit about offending anyone. Now it's all what you've just mentioned. And the fact that prices are going up, with modern gaming pumping out shit like this ain't helping.
@@PatricutPatPat So true. Have you seen that video by Andy pants i think is his name called who klled masculinity in games ? It’s really good and so true. If you haven’t you should. It went viral, and it’s really funny. But what he says in that video I’ve been feeling for years
That happens in every industry with bad working conditions and poor wages.
where tf are those A's??
In video games, AAA, AA are terms used to describe the scale of a game's development and budget. AAAA, Quadruple-A doesn't exist but Ubisoft directors started calling their games Quadruple-A because they consider their games are bigger budget than AAA, Triple-A, and better. Which is what I'm mocking here.
@@muaxh03and you are douing a good job at it mate
one of those A's must not stand for 'A lot of quality control.'
AAAA is the scream the players make while playing this garbage, to maintain their sanity
@@ryanbarker5217More like “A lot more quality control is needed”
Finally star wars where the hero is great at punching, hiding, and whistling.
Know this, NPCs are as clever and profound as the persons who program it.
It's almost like they hire people on whatever except skill ...
Oh wait .
0:14 C‘mon Ubisoft! Seriously? You forgot the wheels! Laughable! 😂
Um actually the speeder bike doesn't have wheels
@@momoneymoproblemz woooosh 😉
@atomaraffe yes that's the sound the speeder makes good job little buddy
@@momoneymoproblemzwhy are you mad you couldn’t understand the sarcasm
With this and the new AC coming out Ubisoft just cooked themselves.
AAAAAAA game?
More like “AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH I CAN’T TAKE THIS IDIOCY ANYMORE!”
They harvested that whole wheat grass crop in SloMo before the enemies found her
It's really $70, the 130 is the special edition
Beginning to think the extra A is like an extra chromosome.
I absolutely hate how animated that grass is and the trees are. It implies it's so stupidly windy on that planet, that whistle would drown in the whistling noise of the wind itself... it's --- unbelievably stupid.
People wouldnt criticize this game so harshly if it had a $40 price point and ubisoft wasnt the publisher.
They would because the game is ass
They would criticise it equally harshly, because its garbage
Gollum wasnt made by a big developer or had a huge price tag either, but was criticised to hell and back, because of how trash it is
actually embarrassing, if this game was released 16 years ago people would shit on the AI and lack of interactivity with NPC and random animals, and all the bugs. there are hordes of paid shills on reddit pretending to enjoy this game it's actually hilarious
Another Ubisoft 'masterpiece'.
We made full circle to Far Cry 2 respawning camps...
I Guess all the budget and focus of the developers went on the vegetation interacting with the wind 😂
This horse has started to attract flies with how long it has been dead
Lore accurate storm troopers.
That was the other video 💀💀💀
I'm not sure what I'm more mind blown over . . . the fact this game cost so much to make or the fact literally anyone spent their own money on this. . . .
I cant even leave the first planet as the ship HAS NO LIFT OFF button great work
This always cracks me up in these games. They SEE you disappear but then immediately get confused by a whistle from THE SAME PLACE!!! 🤣 🤦♂️
Angry Joe’s Epic Voice- “QUADRUPLE A” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
It's like shrinkflation with video games. Less game, more money.
I'm convinced the protagonist has some form of debilitating mind condition and is hallucinating all of this.
Nothing is impossible for Ubisoft 🙃
The last A is just to make it more expensive
Pretty sure half the A's went into some people's pockets. The other half....you're looking at it.
Who needs blasters/ligthsabers when you can punch.
This is what the product of delusion and overconfidence looks like. Imagine what the processes looked like for hiring, meetings, etc.
And the Oblivion "its aaallllllright time" theme, nails it
Jedis: we have decades of training, meditation, lightsabers and the force.
This girl: i have my bare knuckles and my bitch ass Stitch.
Upvote for Marty's brilliant soundtrack. Man this music is nostalgic.
Ubisoft - 38 years experience in video-games industry. 38!!!!
Their stealth system is backwards… they already had probably the best stealth system with Splinter Cell way back when…
Remember, the same mechanics have been rehashed from Assassins Creed games which for many are over 10 years old .. and they worked properly then. That's how bad this is.
The mistake is actually buying it at that price… you can only blame yourself really. If people didn’t buy the 130$ edition, ubisoft wouldn’t make it.
i've never seen such a realistic game in my life! it fully deserves his money.
This is how Destiny is. You can just keep doing circles and enemies appear as you leave the area
I'm not saying this is right, but it is how 80% of the games with stealth mechanics usually work
Thats the most unnatural natural rock Ive ever seen.
QA testers, Nah it will be fine.
actually sad to see :( Thanks for making content on this game, I know it cant be easy 🙏
Last time I buy a Ubisoft game at a launcher´s day
Gotta love the price hikes. Those increased 'development costs' on full display.
Imagine if Rockstar made this game
It would of taken a decade to release
@@RawWrathso two more years than Ubisoft took then?
Ah yes, the ultimate cover: grain
You could say that the NPC are OBLIVIOUS
I was going to wait until this was either $10 or free on PS Plus; but this vid has literally convinced me to never bother with even taking up the SDD space.
And what the hell is with the overuse of grass and trees blowing in the wind like its almost 100 mile an hour wind gusts in every damn scene?
If this game is an AAAA game
GTA 5 must be an AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA game
I don't know if it's good or bad...
No wonder games journalists gave it a 7.
They could actually get past the tutorial.
When the only good Ubisoft game I can think of is mostly a Nintendo game and also is a *checks notes* crossover strategy game, that says a lot.