FlashSonic its a reference to using the pen thing when playing osu- u have to swipe really fast The comparison here is made (hyperbole in some sense) he writes as fast as he plays osu with the pen thing
There’s a user who is on many worldwide leaderboards for many songs have a profile pic of that. I think that person want everyone to summon ___(not mentioning it)____ on their computer
Death By Bôxes it doesn't make sense, why would he post this plays on youtube if he hack? you are just jealous. btw cookiezie passed with hd hr it 2 days ago with 99.24% acc
Nope, it's just 1 million pp, so if you were to beat it uh "legit" you'd probably be doing it on taiko (because you'd just need to spam) but you'd also need 250 taps per second which is already impossible for humans so this map is impossible in every way, maybe even for hackers because the auto that the normal game uses can cheat its way to victory by not allowing it to die.
![[osu!] The Empress (All Game Modes)](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/2YDFzEoYeFg/mqdefault.jpg)
best singletap yet
Mouse only single tap lol
Think for this player was the map to easy we need harder ones!
CookieTheFox riviclia dadadadada
162.390244 taps p/s
cookiezi play osu!droid on nokia 3310
Andriod users: “hold on lemme unlock my phone”
Why doesn't this have so many likes, as an Android user I find this funny yet true
LOOOL true
I've been looking for this comment
omfg SO TRUEE AHHAHAHHAHGAHAHA
osu players trying to not make android joke on an osu video challenge: fail
When you wanna play osu! but you gotta do your daily summoning of Satan.
SlimeGuy omg what shade of red is your Satan?
Ayyy its ma boi
LyricGod
XD
LyricWulf hii
Me trying to catch up my 475 missing assignments while my teacher is giving out more work:
Lol true
Me trying to do my 500 assignments but teacher stops giving more XD
This is what happens in the head of the math teacher when I don't put how do I got the result
Who tao
who tao
Me when I hit my elbow on something:
My nervous system:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*proceeds to summon satan*
@sirz bee too lazy to change it lol
NavyDagger don't worry you're correct
creepier if cursor trail's red
*better
no it's not
agreed
ruclips.net/video/XE0yPsCRMOA/видео.html
Is this enough?
666 likes
When you forgot to study in a test and it's in 1 minute
Nicky gal my test is in 1 minute? guess i gotta use all my adrenaline to play the empress on osu!
You... pray to satan?
But the map is 2minutes long
FlashSonic its a reference to using the pen thing when playing osu- u have to swipe really fast
The comparison here is made (hyperbole in some sense) he writes as fast as he plays osu with the pen thing
@@sugoiz4276 yeah?
"hey dude wanna play osu!"
me: yeah sure
*casually summons satan*
*casually*
@@starrgaze_r yeah, *C A S U A L L Y*
I mean nothing sus, just *casually* summoning satan
*Guy: “man this was hard”*
*Asian: hold my beer*
U mean hold my board and my pen
rice*
Using pen as chopsticks*
Asians: Wait shit gimme the pen and tablet back.
Hold my sake
*"level one completed!"*
uh oh
2050 : this is a tutorial how to play osu!
@@user-cg6io5yk1w lmao
Level 2: Centipede
your edit kind of ruins the comment
When Satan told you, you can escape hell by doing this
I FC'd it and escaped...
@@VegetaT23 lol u lie
@@raoufbensalem3417 okay, okay, i did a C on it, please forgive me xD
@@VegetaT23 lmao ok
@@raoufbensalem3417 i may have put a fidget spinner on my keys tho... AHEM
Christians hate him! - Find out how a Bot summons Satan through a videogame!
Lol
then the christians will respond with cs10.5od11hp11ar11 cross spam
There’s a user who is on many worldwide leaderboards for many songs have a profile pic of that. I think that person want everyone to summon ___(not mentioning it)____ on their computer
@@orangesweet100 That's so cringy "not mentioning it" lmao
@@orangesweet100 r/wooooosh
this is centipede father
It's father is HOLY
nah its only centipede big bro, they father still on trip
WAIT... Is empress a woman?
Naw it makes sense cause of the Flandre one it
*mother
The most impressive part of this song is the drumming. Give the man’s feet some credit for over 16 bass kick per second.
I’m guessing it was made electronically
@@johnrobrox8324 nope
They make machines for doubling your kicks I think
man was creating 7.0 richter earthquake back there
I’m pretty sure this is computer generated but I may be wrong
"yo what's your tapping style"
"tap 1"
"tap 1 x? that's cool"
"no not tap 1 x, just tap 1"
"....."
actually i use 1 and 2 keys in my keyboard to tap
that's cookiezi's warm-up map
haha no
Fucking hell. I hate these fanboys going on a song no one can fucking beat and saying cookiezi can pass it or that its his warm up map.
Osaion You sound really fun. It's a meme you dip.
Flurble I know its a meme but its annoying. Also calling me a dip does nothing.
"Its a meme you dip" is a meme
You just got double memed.
But yeah I agree with Osaion... that shit isn't funny and nobody should pretend it's funny
If this was mania it would be like 3 pp
In mania, this song is 7K↓ with 90.36 stars.
Mania is dead
R/woooosh
@@soon8098 r/foundthemobileuser
r/ihavereddit
Well thats a satanic ritual with extra steps...
Mister OWO is that true?
Gentleman Thief can't tell if you are being serious but just in case you are, no
No, it's a satanic anime ritual made out of circles
@@chickpea What do you mean no? He's right.
@@Liam-zg2ip I was replying originally to "Not so Stoic" ahahah
Big Black: I'm insane
Centipede: I'm more insane
The Empress: HAH! *_Amateurs._*
Without Warning: what
Big Black: Grandfather
Centipede: Father
The Empress: Today Gen
Without Warning: The Next Gen
Omg without warning is like game breaking
@@meekhayl OMG: The Demonic Gen
@@zdxvoid every osu! song in one song : gen but cooler
Nobody:
Light when he found the death note:
XD
LOL
HOLY LOL XD
0:52 never knew monstrata mapped this
Thanks mr monstrata
thanks mister monstrata
Pluita did
Thanks mr monstrata
The free pp of 2150.
It would be prob. Like 56000+
this'll be the tutorial
and its like "Hey what do you mean you didn't have your brain and arm replaced to have bionic osu gameplay wtf" while doing this with dt
Electroblade it's the new tablet
@@bananya6020 what's funny is Id legit do that. I like this game that much
I like how it’s theoretically played with left click.
The only way, possibly. You can click faster with different methods.
minecraft players be like
@@louisjknown8886 1000+ cps
Somebody: A fool moonnight is so hard!
That one asian kid:
What is he doing when there are more circles on screen than fingers? I want to play this.
Yup it's kinda true I almost past it and i just started osu
@@fennglordd6365 Touchscreen
I love how the first few seconds is a simple beat map and then it instantly flies into insanity
2199 everyone FCed this map
lemims42 3047 first persom to HDHR SS this
98998 first person to FL HD HR DT SS this
FLHDHRDTTP (TP=Target Practice) SS in 100000
fc would be 1.286.244 pp btw (and no it's not a joke its acually calculated)
Nepu~
This is even more satanic when you realize that the level was completed only using the Button "Mouse 1".
Its just auto play flexing
0:47
Uhh, so no one notices that is a 3d star/pentagram?
You did
Holy shit dude
@terrifichumor but that one is literally moving dude that is sickkkk
Wait what
I'm Oto
The tail is longer than a unvaccinated kid's lifespan
Precisely 3 seconds of lifespan.
Nobody:
Literally nobody:
Whitecat: “So anyway, i started full comboing”
imo the clicks make the music sound better
That cursor is like Koro Sensei
I bet he can FC this map at Mach 20
For him it must be like an 8 star
This is no bot it is cookiezi himself
teacher:the task isnt that hard
the task:
People: "Anything is possible!"
Me: "Ok, how about this?"
...
Them: "ALMOST anything is possible!"
Keyword: *Almost*
20 years later: anyone else cookiezi 20k pp?
Quit w
Rejoin w
casual 1.3m pp
nyaaadere I DT farmed this shit
@@Oreoezi not even dthrhd?
Vaxei is playing this probably
When the flash plays osu... lol.
@@ZeyLogger wrong
@@ZeyLogger well pandemic virus going on
2:15 Shrek my waffle
Thanks, now I can't unhear it
Pov: unlocking your friends android phone
As someone who knows precious little about Touhou and even less about Osu, isn't this song just U.N. Owen Was Her?
Alex M. Yes, it is.
With lyrics and apparently screams.
This is a scream off ver tho
It was used in C84 Touhou Apocalypse, it's re-edited
It's a remix of that song
Imagine if it was
Hello, I am from 2100. This is now osu!'s tutorial.
Teacher: just a few click to finish the assignment. Its not hard
The assignment click:
So this is what koro sensei does on his free time
Asian kids opening up osu! for their warm-up map.
i'm so fucking amused i almost broke the replay button
The new centipede lmao
"Lemme just unlock my phone real quick."
1:27 he decided to summon flandre scarlet instead
Doing your homework as the teacher is collecting it
but
is it possible to beat the empress in tag?
waste of oxygen we done centipede so why not
I'm joining
I'm in
waste of oxygen I'd participate as well ;)
im in
hahaiwish
WhiteCat really outdid himself with this one
Will Auto+ v1.0 be released to the public?
I will most likely put the code into a fork of osu!lazer when osu!lazer is decently playable.
When your phone was in pin secure
the lock you created:
just your normal 6digit farm map in 2030
No One:
Not Even A Single Soul:
My PIN:
Teacher: The test isnt that hard.
Test:....
this is basically that old black midi of flan's theme I watched years ago in osu! format.
WhiteCat: I accept the challenge, with DT, HD an HR. It is EZ
Only death would await.
Pov: one minute left before deadline and you haven’t done a single thing
If you look closely you can see the play isn't legit , just saying
lol
offline player actually
Death By Bôxes
it doesn't make sense, why would he post this plays on youtube if he hack? you are just jealous.
btw cookiezie passed with hd hr it 2 days ago with 99.24% acc
cookiziei suks rafis pass this with dthd
COOKIEZI CAN DTFLHRHD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Centipede : finally a worthy opponent
Our battle will be great
Centipede will lose bc empress is 97.77* and centipede like 50*
@@venecogoat hence the empress will annihilate centipede
727PP
actually, SS on that map is worth 1301955pp (not even joking)
This is 1000000000 pp if it would be ranked
Nope, it's just 1 million pp, so if you were to beat it uh "legit" you'd probably be doing it on taiko (because you'd just need to spam) but you'd also need 250 taps per second which is already impossible for humans so this map is impossible in every way, maybe even for hackers because the auto that the normal game uses can cheat its way to victory by not allowing it to die.
Cookiezi or WubWoofWolf's Dog can complete it.
HT+NF?
0:13 Oh no! It's Satan! I gotta hide under the covers again.
Me when I get my gaming chair:
1:26 this part reminds me of U.N.Owen was here
part of the song*
because it is ?
It is.
ikr
because undead corporation make touhou remixes
thx now i can beat this map
*and just like that, the centipede died.*
"hey bro, unlock my phone, here's the pattern"
his pattern:
2019: *Nathan On Osu* joined the chat
When you thought centipede was the hardest map
gn where are you
so how many notes per second do u want to hit?
Osu: Yes
Damn single tapping the whole song, must got a good gaming chair
Yes insane gaming you already know his name is Justin too
"osu! - The Empress - [Tag32] FC by 32 players" when?
Dude, 32 people is not enough.
Tag 19974 when?
Cookiezi got an SS
0:42
(evil looking me)
me : OW SHİT , RUN
why am i not surprised
Replay auto+???
So Osu released Co-op mode?
Pfff... Just some casual noob map
Normal Class : introducing the hit circle
The test :
-I'm a robot
+Hah! Seriusly?(Giggles) Ok, ok then prove it!
-Easy.
(Opens Osu)
ez
Hold on just unlocking my samsung real quick
Nice singletapping skills bro
It's all fun and games until the one kid with epilepsy has a seizure
People in 2080: is this the tutorial for impress?
Without cursor trail = just some circles with no meaning
with cursor trail = shows some cool stuff
centipide: im the hardest
the empress: hold my title
Friend: Hey do you wanna hang out later?
Me: Sorry, I have some plans to do.
Also me: *summons the devil in osu*
This is kind of oddly satisfying and cursed at the same time.
Oh, btw nice singletapping skill.
Wish I could have that.
Teacher: the test is not hard
The test:
Me working on an assignment at the last minute:
I wish you good luck with getting 23 mire subscribers. You're close to 1000.
I find it interesting how this channel grew so many subs from just a bunch of auto+ videos compared to other stuff I did.
The Star of David seems fitting for this one for several reasons
Crush: FC the Empress and I'll do anything you want
Sweet, nice single tapping skills!!!
Asian dad: okay son, good warm up. let's play seriously now.