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  • @PapaMeat
    @PapaMeat  Год назад +802

    OUR NEW TOON!
    ruclips.net/video/G4Ne1ie2sow/видео.html&ab_channel=beerpup

    • @Luminary641
      @Luminary641 Год назад +11

      I will find Out where you live!!!!

    • @mistergay1197
      @mistergay1197 Год назад

      What shirt are you wearing? It looks dope af and I NEED to flex on these college hoes!! Oh pretty please tell me!!! 🥺😩💦

    • @BlankMind8
      @BlankMind8 Год назад +10

      You got a beautiful wife there Papa and your wedding looked magical ✨️

    • @leodeleon3990
      @leodeleon3990 Год назад +4

      Thanks dad

    • @ho0t0w1
      @ho0t0w1 Год назад +3

      WHATS WRONG WITH OWLS?!

  • @TiktokBurnedMyCrops
    @TiktokBurnedMyCrops Год назад +21006

    Papa Meat and Mama Meat are honestly an adorable couple. It’s like an ogre married a fairy.

    • @randumbuser
      @randumbuser Год назад +4271

      I wouldn't consider Mama Meat an orge

    • @muckyesyesindisguise3854
      @muckyesyesindisguise3854 Год назад +904

      That’s actually a really good way to describe papa meat

    • @cawsomeaolin
      @cawsomeaolin Год назад +238

      @@randumbuserahahahahahah

    • @poopysnoopy8735
      @poopysnoopy8735 Год назад +64

      @@randumbuser 😭🤣🤣

    • @McRaddy
      @McRaddy Год назад

      Papa meat is a on 🔝 compared to his wife 🤮

  • @evanaaaa
    @evanaaaa Год назад +6407

    The sad part about the purple haired woman is that her vows were about him and HIS vows were also about him.

    • @ginogatash4030
      @ginogatash4030 Год назад +675

      About him and having sex with her cause nothing says respect and marriage appropriate like objectifiying your wife in front of her whole family XD
      Jesus christ, that marriage couldn't have lasted that long, imagine if these people actually knew Robbie Margot or something.

    • @jackelewish1568
      @jackelewish1568 Год назад +234

      ​@@ginogatash4030_Robbie Margot?_ Lmao is that Margot Robbie's evil male counterpart?

    • @ginogatash4030
      @ginogatash4030 Год назад +149

      @@jackelewish1568 I thought Margot was the last name for a sec, but sure, we can make Robbie Margot an evil sibling if you really want.

    • @bunnyg4464
      @bunnyg4464 Год назад +66

      she also came out later to talk about how much she loved what he said despite what everyone else is feeling on the matter. she seemed happy to me, live and let live.

    • @ginogatash4030
      @ginogatash4030 Год назад

      @@bunnyg4464 good for her if she actually felt that way and is not just PRing for her husband, but I think it's still fair to say that wedding speech left a lot to be desired.
      Not to say the husband was actively malicious or anything, but maybe find some nicer things to talk about your wife than how much you like to fuck her but would prefer Margot Robbie if she was in the room and stuff like that in front of her family during your wedding ceremony, I dunno, some tact goes a long way.

  • @davealaya
    @davealaya Год назад +6296

    The greatest best man speech I ever heard: "I actually was not the first choice to be best man. John first asked his best friend and he said no. Then John asked his funniest friend, and he said no. Then he asked his most popular, best looking friend and he also said no. Finally, he asked me, his brother. I just couldn't say no to John 4 times, so here I am."

    • @user-dp9ky9io3t
      @user-dp9ky9io3t Год назад +349

      That's actually pretty good

    • @JohnDarkSoul69
      @JohnDarkSoul69 Год назад +178

      I'm stealing this, thank you

    • @funnymanatwork
      @funnymanatwork Год назад +86

      im stealing this for the one day im gonna be someones best man

    • @thebigvega4415
      @thebigvega4415 Год назад +66

      i wanted to use this but it doesn't roll out the tongue in my native language very well. Pretty cool regardless

    • @eliseo5416
      @eliseo5416 Год назад +1

      But then...he was the first choice. Stupid line.

  • @can_you_help_me_find_her9456
    @can_you_help_me_find_her9456 9 месяцев назад +8388

    Papa meat and his wife look like two lesbians that met at home depot and go back every year to renew their vows.

    • @destined2bebossy
      @destined2bebossy 9 месяцев назад +247

      STAWWWPPPP 😂😂

    • @chrysrubio1024
      @chrysrubio1024 9 месяцев назад +340

      That’s why they look strangely perfect together lol

    • @CaseyAvalon
      @CaseyAvalon 9 месяцев назад +25

      Lmaooo

    • @huffj20032003
      @huffj20032003 9 месяцев назад +19

      😂 well damn 😅

    • @yUrie-cx2hb
      @yUrie-cx2hb 8 месяцев назад +47

      THATS BRUTALLLL 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @sgtmilk9237
    @sgtmilk9237 Год назад +5102

    Getting to find out our beloved Papa Meat is married and had a beautiful ceremony warms my giblets.

    • @kaigarafano4487
      @kaigarafano4487 Год назад +186

      My giblets are very warm right now

    • @GoodTimeForARoll
      @GoodTimeForARoll Год назад +40

      Tf is a giblet?

    • @matthewbeers4888
      @matthewbeers4888 Год назад +126

      ​@@GoodTimeForARolluse your imagination🎉

    • @GoodTimeForARoll
      @GoodTimeForARoll Год назад +15

      ​​@@matthewbeers4888I have a vague memory of being told it's on a bird but idk if it's a thing only on a bird

    • @Scavenger82
      @Scavenger82 Год назад +62

      ​@@GoodTimeForARoll
      Giblets are the edible innards of a bird, such as a chicken or turkey.
      They usually include:
      • the liver
      • the gizzard
      • the neck
      • the kidneys
      • the heart

  • @casedistorted
    @casedistorted Год назад +1971

    If papa meat came to my wedding and said “you’re married” in his voice of doom.
    I’d die happy

    • @just-arando9796
      @just-arando9796 Год назад +8

      I NEED THE TIMESTAMP, I CAN'T FIND IT

    • @CeCeFaye
      @CeCeFaye Год назад +23

      16:00

    • @saturnal
      @saturnal Год назад +6

      Very Dwight Shrute

    • @TheMeloettaful
      @TheMeloettaful 9 месяцев назад +1

      That would honestly be the most awesome thing EVER lol 😂!

  • @urlocalpbskid
    @urlocalpbskid Год назад +2286

    you should animate your wedding from your perspective that'd be entertaining asf

    • @na-ky8ou
      @na-ky8ou Год назад +148

      Imagine how the horse would be done 😂

    • @a-m-g63
      @a-m-g63 Год назад

      @@na-ky8outhis made me laugh thinking about it

    • @jffry890
      @jffry890 Год назад

      ​​@@na-ky8ou Literally Hitler

    • @ImmortalizedInfilm
      @ImmortalizedInfilm Год назад

      @@na-ky8ouit would look like a ugly old man toe

    • @DoorsToHideBehind156
      @DoorsToHideBehind156 Год назад +8

      Where did the other 3 comments go?

  • @laurenanderson180
    @laurenanderson180 11 месяцев назад +1586

    I love that Allison definitely outed herself as an old school lemon/smut fanfic reader. Same girl. Same lol

    • @kayisnotaloser
      @kayisnotaloser 9 месяцев назад +130

      FR😭 33:36 literally at this point I was like “i know what u are”

    • @ٴٴٴٴ_0
      @ٴٴٴٴ_0 8 месяцев назад +76

      A woman of culture

    • @mikeb497
      @mikeb497 6 месяцев назад +1

      Lmao no wonder papa meat's friend's wife gifted her a smut novel

    • @kellynantonacci7885
      @kellynantonacci7885 5 месяцев назад +41

      Wow. It’s been years since I heard the lemon/lime terminology. It had been completely gone from my mind until right now.
      Thank you for the fun throwback.

    • @Of_infinite_Faith
      @Of_infinite_Faith 4 месяца назад +4

      ​@@kellynantonacci7885 the good old days

  • @FaunaturaleOG
    @FaunaturaleOG Год назад +3407

    I think we should have a part 2 with more of this, we missed cake smashing, mother-in-law dramas, drunk fights, walk outs and cheating revelations, weddings can be so messy

    • @VictoriaaRodriguezz1
      @VictoriaaRodriguezz1 Год назад +9

      Omg yess!

    • @Raine618
      @Raine618 Год назад +37

      well drunk fights and cheating revelations are fun. no one likes in laws drama or cake smashing

    • @stevester7840
      @stevester7840 Год назад +2

      Pt 2 plssss papa meat plssssss

    • @MikeyJBlakeJR
      @MikeyJBlakeJR Год назад +12

      Those things happen?? Like cheating revelations?

    • @stevensilver2880
      @stevensilver2880 Год назад +10

      @@MikeyJBlakeJRoh Mikey… Mikey, Mikey, Mikey…… i suggest just giving “wedding fails” a quick goog. Cheating revelations are surprisingly common place with those

  • @BlankMind8
    @BlankMind8 Год назад +2090

    I used to run weddings out here in Scotland, the worst one i had the Groom got shit faced and kept calling his wife a "fat C*U*N*T" at the alter, he left the dinner to watch football, his new wife left without him and at the dance he passed out in a chair and pissed himself

  • @Idahoslav
    @Idahoslav Год назад +4289

    You and your wife's shared minimal affection is what makes your marriage so strong.

    • @aldranzam3456
      @aldranzam3456 Год назад +416

      I was telling my mom I was incompatible with love because I show very little affection but seeing father and mother meat gives me hope

    • @ArtByJUSTSAM
      @ArtByJUSTSAM Год назад +357

      My husband and I are minimally affectionate as well. I think the success comes from being with someone who loves the way you do. Someone who smothers won’t last long with someone who is emotionally distant. It works for us. We’ve been married nearly 25 years.

    • @AnomalyINC
      @AnomalyINC Год назад +54

      @@neko7606 Maybe you won't find love.
      Maybe love finds you.

    • @SocksWithSandalsEnjoyer
      @SocksWithSandalsEnjoyer Год назад +41

      ​@@neko7606if it makes you feel any better, my mom and dad have been married for over twenty years and they don't show much PDA, or even celebrate their anniversaries lol

    • @etch-e-sketch4051
      @etch-e-sketch4051 Год назад +97

      The thing to remember is that while you see all the people who are outwardly affectionate, you won't see the people that aren't. Because they aren't, ya dig?
      I am pretty affectionate person - hugs, hand holding, cuddles, I'm down. My partner is not, at least not to the same extent. Yet we've been together for nearly twenty years. There is no right way to love, only right people to match it.

  • @charlottenys9603
    @charlottenys9603 9 месяцев назад +583

    i feel so bad for the girl with the purple hair, her vows were sweet and his vows were him degrading and humiliating her in front of all their family and friends

  • @Brimstone3
    @Brimstone3 Год назад +1322

    "You are my little c*m goblin" Holy sht Papa, NEVER leave her, she just walks around y'all's house vomiting gold

  • @corncob_eyeball
    @corncob_eyeball Год назад +868

    at my cousin's wedding, part of the first dance ritual was her groom having a dance with his mother. it went on for four minutes and she was caressing his face for half of it while mouthing the lyrics about being in love. it was a very strange thing to witness and have nobody talk about afterward.

    • @TiktokBurnedMyCrops
      @TiktokBurnedMyCrops Год назад +151

      Oh my God I would have folded into a ball and rolled out of the room

    • @na-ky8ou
      @na-ky8ou Год назад +58

      🎶 Sweet home Alabama 🎶

    • @GrimViridian
      @GrimViridian Год назад +53

      Couple that with the alarming amount of mother and child couple themed halloween costumes I've seen and boy am I concerned for humanity

    • @ajsnyder6160
      @ajsnyder6160 Год назад

      @@GrimViridian motherboy

    • @grantandrews4826
      @grantandrews4826 Год назад +11

      That's weird and all, but is your username a Nacho Libre reference?

  • @izzyrainydayz
    @izzyrainydayz Год назад +1667

    I’m pretty positive that the kids purple haired lady and empty balls dude have were AT THE WEDDING. And had to experience their dad solely talk about having sex with their mom.

    • @bibblyboing
      @bibblyboing Год назад +237

      Pro tip to parents: Children don't usually like it when you're overly open about the fact you're railing each other.

    • @vibrantchill7212
      @vibrantchill7212 Год назад +95

      If he's doing it at the wedding, he's absolutely doing it at home 😬

    • @basementdwellercosplay
      @basementdwellercosplay 11 месяцев назад +6

      Or they watch it later since it went really viral

    • @onyxium7102
      @onyxium7102 11 месяцев назад +13

      Did she actually go through with the marriage after that?

    • @izzyrainydayz
      @izzyrainydayz 11 месяцев назад +44

      @@onyxium7102 Yes and she posted a video or two afterwards about how people only saw a clip of their relationship and didn’t know them entirely just based off that and that she loved his vows and found them funny 👀💀

  • @marreco6347
    @marreco6347 Год назад +444

    For my wedding, I'll wrestle my father in law in a ladder match to get the brief case with the honey moon trip tickets.

    • @amethyst1241
      @amethyst1241 7 месяцев назад +31

      That would be a great idea if my dad wasn't a buffy 6'4 guy who could bench 450 pounds 😂😂

    • @eins2001
      @eins2001 2 месяца назад +5

      ​@@amethyst1241 It's about leverage, not strength!

    • @amethyst1241
      @amethyst1241 2 месяца назад +3

      @eins2001 oh.. got it 👍🏽

  • @slitrose2426
    @slitrose2426 Год назад +3435

    I was going to be married this coming summer, but unfortunately after a 6 year battle with cancer Alexis was taken from me on August 27th. We bonded over your videos and I thank you for taking our mind off her illness video after video

    • @EricGranata
      @EricGranata Год назад +256

      God damn. Sorry to hear 😢

    • @heartless9795
      @heartless9795 Год назад +129

      So sorry to hear that. Hope you and your family may heal.🦋💕

    • @deadpoolchimichangas7111
      @deadpoolchimichangas7111 Год назад +66

      Sorry to hear that 😢

    • @alexis8500
      @alexis8500 Год назад +59

      I’m so sorry for your loss

    • @slitrose2426
      @slitrose2426 Год назад +208

      She gave me my baby boy even after the doctors said it would never happen. So cancer definitely didn't win she just got too tired to fight back anymore.

  • @baphometsolutely
    @baphometsolutely Год назад +864

    I would absolutely stop my wedding to tell that Hallelujah lady that she is not needed.

    • @Jestrath
      @Jestrath Год назад +91

      I feel like I would have struggled to not laugh my ass off.

    • @orang1921
      @orang1921 Год назад +47

      it would be more difficult than you imagine if you were in the situation

    • @Wetknees
      @Wetknees Год назад

      That’s why we have Thanksgiving and Christmas. You don’t need to invite your wine-drunk schizophrenic aunt to important mile stone events like this.

    • @BlitzMedia1216
      @BlitzMedia1216 Год назад +23

      Oh dude it's way different when your a bride or groom. You put up with so much...

  • @thesilentportrait
    @thesilentportrait Год назад +681

    As a wedding photographer for many years ..... I feel like this conversation could be turned into a 12 part netflix documentary

    • @GoetiaTV
      @GoetiaTV Год назад +11

      you work in the industry, you’re gonna have stories (did wedding videography for 15 years)

    • @dubuyajay9964
      @dubuyajay9964 Год назад +1

      D:

    • @thesilentportrait
      @thesilentportrait Год назад +25

      @@GoetiaTV absolutely, from fights breaking out to grooms trying to open a beer with the emergency sprinkler and having an entire hotel evacuated as it flooded lmao

    • @GoetiaTV
      @GoetiaTV Год назад +20

      @@thesilentportrait I was at one where the Best Man’s speech was about the time he and the groom started a forest fire in a national park and got away with it. One where the cake-maker just put frosting on cardboard. I think the worst was a reception where the DJ and groom got in a fight, whole wedding party got involved, cops were called, bride was crying.

  • @DukeBrave7
    @DukeBrave7 6 месяцев назад +132

    for anyone actually wondering, the cross at 29:00 is not a nazi cross, nor is it the Iron Cross (which is still used in the german military and is not an inherently nazi symbol), it is a Maltese cross which is used by a variety of organizations today including many fire departments and the Knights Hospitaller (also known as the Knights of Malta) among many, many others

    • @iolacola
      @iolacola 5 месяцев назад +14

      That’s actually really interesting! And info that could definitely be helpful someday if/when some poor Maltese is erroneously accused lol. Thanks for making the effort, appreciated 😊🙏

    • @corneliusarmstrong5018
      @corneliusarmstrong5018 4 месяца назад +5

      I actually scrolled through looking for someone to talk about this

    • @amaurythewarrior
      @amaurythewarrior 3 месяца назад +4

      @@corneliusarmstrong5018 yes same, and i'm even more surprized people would assume it has anything to do with the SS specifically.

    • @Dzagoev-v7z
      @Dzagoev-v7z 21 день назад

      People are stupid

  • @eleven9286
    @eleven9286 Год назад +720

    I could barely get through that guy's "balls empty" wedding vow stuff. It almost made physically ill.. 😂🤮
    I think my frontal lobe just died

    • @MushookieMan
      @MushookieMan Год назад

      Before God, my balls are drained.

    • @mazeltovcocktail2.0
      @mazeltovcocktail2.0 Год назад +128

      The fact that their kids were in the audience I feel is deserving of jail time

    • @GoodTimeForARoll
      @GoodTimeForARoll Год назад +55

      ​@@mazeltovcocktail2.0oh my God, I forgot that the kids had to hear that

    • @TheOctavian316
      @TheOctavian316 Год назад +76

      What's worse is it's his mother officiating... the woman who says "Michael".

    • @thecringeprophet
      @thecringeprophet Год назад +3

      Thats what happens when you do things the wrong way.

  • @dezs.5202
    @dezs.5202 Год назад +2035

    I have a confession about something bad I did at a wedding.
    My sister recently got married. They threw me in the kitchen to help make food for the reception, and I saw the groom’s mom’s friend’s daughter mix the Mac-n-cheese with her bare hands. I only warned my brother and his girlfriend about it bc tbh everybody else at this wedding would have caused a scene, (half is super hillbilly and the other half is super ghetto, so we would have been screwed), and I really didn’t want to disrupt my sister’s day by starting a screaming match. I figured what they didn’t know wouldn’t hurt them.
    Everybody got food poisoning besides me and my brother’s girlfriend (my brother ate it anyway). I feel bad for not telling anyone, but in hindsight, I think they’ll be pissed if I mention it _now_ after it’s all said and done
    Edit: I should probably correct something. The daughter wasn’t a child, she was well into her 30’s.

    • @m.o.4240
      @m.o.4240 Год назад +266

      Your brother was not smart for that

    • @kian6186
      @kian6186 Год назад +6

      HOW FILTHY WAS HER HANDS

    • @dboone7670
      @dboone7670 Год назад

      Yeah, you take that shit to the grave.

    • @revenantronin8377
      @revenantronin8377 Год назад +247

      To the grave it goes😂

    • @danielkelsosmith
      @danielkelsosmith Год назад +347

      Tf was on her hands that it gave that many people food poisoning 😂
      That must have been devastating

  • @MadQueenAlice
    @MadQueenAlice Год назад +792

    The Tiktok of the female pastor singing is one of my absolute favorites. Apparently, it was the last wedding she was ever going to officiate and the bride never got to say anything to her because she retired immediately after. Just the looks between her and her husband kill me every time.

    • @ElevatedFrequenciesPodcast
      @ElevatedFrequenciesPodcast Год назад +95

      Lol that was me. We laugh about it all the time. The rest of the wedding was a wild party. :)

    • @CycleBycle
      @CycleBycle Год назад +28

      @@ElevatedFrequenciesPodcast I would've paid extra to have that pastor

    • @guppy719
      @guppy719 Год назад +19

      The first mistake was getting a female pastor.

    • @basementdwellercosplay
      @basementdwellercosplay 11 месяцев назад +16

      ​@@guppy719 wow you're so funny

    • @tylere.8436
      @tylere.8436 9 месяцев назад +8

      Wasn't a joke​@@basementdwellercosplay

  • @WunderbudisReal
    @WunderbudisReal 4 месяца назад +40

    The my little pony wedding is so wholesome ngl. They got one of the actual voice actresses to officiate it! Lowkey adorable

  • @BigBrainGamer58
    @BigBrainGamer58 Год назад +798

    Papa meat looks so young and youthful in his wedding pictures. Sad to see that was 50 years ago

    • @BigBrainGamer58
      @BigBrainGamer58 Год назад +114

      Also crazy that he got married to that horse and that his bridesmaid is his so called “wife” currently

    • @GRAITOM
      @GRAITOM Год назад +31

      His cut during his wedding looks great. He'd be a killer looking guy if he lost the weight and rocked that curly mullet! That haircut was actually so dope.

    • @oliveraddison6143
      @oliveraddison6143 11 месяцев назад +15

      @@GRAITOMhe’s currently really good looking in my opinion

    • @GRAITOM
      @GRAITOM 11 месяцев назад +2

      @@oliveraddison6143 I won't disagree with that! Just saying he has a lot of potential to be a very good looking guy, sometimes I forget he's in his 30s lol

    • @JHaru777
      @JHaru777 10 месяцев назад +1

      I mean, with how he looked at the wedding, I expected to see a random Pabst blue ribbon somewhere. 😂

  • @sydneyslaughter7163
    @sydneyslaughter7163 Год назад +733

    Honestly, that Zorro one could have been really awesome if it had been HEAVILY choreographed, like weeks and weeks of rehearsal with six attackers and flips and shit like an old Kung Fu movie. That I’d like to see

    • @ginogatash4030
      @ginogatash4030 Год назад +30

      It would make for a pretty cool spectacle, but is all that effort really worth it for a wedding though? I feel like it would overstay its welcome pretty damn fast.

    • @oliveraddison6143
      @oliveraddison6143 11 месяцев назад +17

      @@ginogatash4030exactly lmao if i had to rehearse my wedding 100 times it wouldn’t feel special anymore. like it’s a day about celebrating your love id rather not combine that with rehearsing a play

  • @whosdaysie
    @whosdaysie Год назад +743

    I would love to see y’all do this but with funerals. My granddaddy passed last year and the women that sang absolutely ruined the home going celebration people actually cried more bc it was so bad

    • @alphabetsoup6837
      @alphabetsoup6837 Год назад +129

      Went to a funeral for an 11 year old classmate. It was a very sad day, but we all couldn't help but laugh at the woman singing. She couldn't carry a note in a bucket, she kept fucking up the rhythm and melody and sang everything to the exact same wrong tune. She was the pastor's wife. It's the only reason she was there.

    • @D3w10n
      @D3w10n Год назад +7

      Lady, PLEASE... tell me you filmed it and you have a video :D

    • @ginogatash4030
      @ginogatash4030 Год назад +44

      ​@@alphabetsoup6837 why the fuck do people feel the need to sing at fucking funerals of all things?
      Like Jesus christ let it be a solemn moment...

    • @Jcrafter13
      @Jcrafter13 Год назад +15

      ​@@ginogatash4030
      "Oh I, I just died in your arms tonight
      It must have been something you said
      I just died in your arms tonight"

    • @AlexRaze
      @AlexRaze 11 месяцев назад +34

      At my aunts funeral the pastor was talking about how lucky she was in life, she had a roof over her head, a shirt on her back, and shoes on her feet.
      The first two were true but she was an advanced diabetic who had both legs amputated from the knee down. My mom leaned over and whispered to me “she doesn’t have feet though”

  • @johnlewis1830
    @johnlewis1830 9 месяцев назад +82

    Y'all are great together. U can see the joy in her eyes. She might be the type to hold her feelings on the inside but her love for u was clearly showing.

  • @mywinterfirefly98
    @mywinterfirefly98 Год назад +139

    I shit you not, first wedding I was a bridesmaid in was in 2013. The bride and groom wanted to do a fun gag where the wedding parties came out with animal noses on to "What Does the Fox Say?". But the song started playing as soon as the bride and groom walked into the reception hall instead. So they have a video of them being introduced for the first time as a married couple with "RING DING DING DING DING DINGA DING" blaring in the background with their heads down

  • @brandonberner5467
    @brandonberner5467 Год назад +185

    I love how innocent their guesses were with the purple hair girl knowing what he says prior to watching this

    • @onyxium7102
      @onyxium7102 11 месяцев назад +15

      I had a physical revolted reaction to what that man was saying

  • @oatisjr.8137
    @oatisjr.8137 Год назад +846

    I just got married, and I cried my eyes out and it was the best day of my life. Thankfully there were no horses involved.

    • @24Lorn
      @24Lorn Год назад +24

      Congratulations! :)

    • @imafailure7138
      @imafailure7138 Год назад +16

      Omg congratulations broski!

    • @notatrollll
      @notatrollll Год назад +25

      Shame you had no Pistol to ride you into the stage. You missed out

    • @fitzwatson6202
      @fitzwatson6202 Год назад +1

      @@notatrollll hehe

    • @bugpooki
      @bugpooki Год назад

      congrats !!

  • @Nyx_theSillyKittyX3
    @Nyx_theSillyKittyX3 3 месяца назад +21

    14:54 “nothin’s better than the sound of gagging and headboard slamming 🤠”
    “Michael 😠”
    That actually got me laughing 😭💀

    • @That_sad_dude
      @That_sad_dude 10 дней назад

      Fun fact, the person marrying that couple is his mother, he said that not even a foot from his mother

  • @ScreamDreams
    @ScreamDreams Год назад +1566

    A 35 minute video from papa?!! We are BLESSED KINGS 👑

    • @CBY404
      @CBY404 Год назад +2

      Fr

    • @SalvadorQuinn
      @SalvadorQuinn Год назад +4

      Just wait till he posts another 35 min video tomorrow 😂

    • @zappiestlynx9567
      @zappiestlynx9567 Год назад

      And this time it doesn’t seem to be a stolen idea from the official podcast crew’s individual content

    • @giupololuppolo
      @giupololuppolo Год назад +1

      yes king

    • @Letmebool
      @Letmebool Год назад

      The meat queens are blessed as well

  • @jakeklutts864
    @jakeklutts864 Год назад +204

    The purple hair chick’s husband’s speech is one of the worst things I’ve ever heard

    • @DarkPhoenixSaga
      @DarkPhoenixSaga Год назад +43

      His mom was the one who was officiating his wedding. I mean saying that in front of your parents, other family members, even kids makes his speech so inappropriate, I'll be pissed if I was the bride.

    • @Your_friendly_racist_neighbor
      @Your_friendly_racist_neighbor 10 месяцев назад +13

      ​​@@DarkPhoenixSagawhat did you expect from a wedding where a guy is marrying some chick with purple hair he probably met at a bar? Class?

    • @DarkPhoenixSaga
      @DarkPhoenixSaga 10 месяцев назад +4

      @@Your_friendly_racist_neighbor Lmao, good point.

    • @na-ky8ou
      @na-ky8ou 9 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@Your_friendly_racist_neighbor Look at the original commenter's picture 🤣

    • @zitorya5786
      @zitorya5786 5 месяцев назад

      @@Your_friendly_racist_neighborrespect for your wife shouldn’t matter. gross weirdo

  • @jenniferthomas288
    @jenniferthomas288 Год назад +305

    You guys wedding stories actually very cute. I love the idea of a surprise wedding. Not surprising the bride or groom, but surprising the guests. I hope that your mother appreciated it.

  • @RobKaiser_SQuest
    @RobKaiser_SQuest 11 месяцев назад +10

    "Nothing's better than the sound of gagging and headboards slamming"
    "Michael!"
    Sounds like a damn RDR2 interaction

  • @legatomodi3522
    @legatomodi3522 Год назад +327

    Never would have suspected Papa meat to have a horse wedding

  • @somedudemark
    @somedudemark Год назад +462

    I'm only a minute and a half in but I'm just pausing to be saying it was dang sweet of Papa to start with how lovely his wife looked before the horse story 😂😂

    • @GoodTimeForARoll
      @GoodTimeForARoll Год назад +10

      That horse story was so funny, too

    • @jonah1976
      @jonah1976 Год назад

      And now she looks like a 12 year old boy.

  • @goddamnduis
    @goddamnduis Год назад +589

    You need to have your wife in more videos, shes a good camera personality

  • @JamieBerghoff
    @JamieBerghoff 10 месяцев назад +4

    I’m sad that I have just found this channel like 2 weeks ago and I am just getting to this video!!! They are such a perfect couple I love how they play off each other beautifully. It’s literally the definition of ones other half and I can’t get enough of it!!!

  • @tealeaf0124
    @tealeaf0124 Год назад +298

    the simultaneous laugh after "I just don't wanna be wet" is the only indicator I need to know they are a perfect match lmao

  • @than217
    @than217 Год назад +151

    And God saideth "Do not let photographers stand behind a preacher while a marriage ceremony is taking place."

  • @findingmyspitfire2441
    @findingmyspitfire2441 Год назад +112

    Jesus the hallelujah thing reminds me of my dads wedding. For whatever reason they got this couple that singed church songs while drawing on a chalk board for AN HOUR AND A HALF. A whole 90 minutes of Scuttle from the little mermaid screeching into a karaoke machine they found in a goodwill dumpsters.

    • @cherylclick1664
      @cherylclick1664 8 месяцев назад

      that sounds like a horrendous wedding

  • @sodapoptown
    @sodapoptown 4 месяца назад +8

    This video was posted almost a year ago but I feel the need to comment that the lady doing the announcing at the mlp wedding is actually Tabitha St. Germain who actually voices several main characters on the show! She’s reprising her role as princess Luna and tbh I think it’s kinda cute they went all out and actually hired one of the real voice cast

  • @bananabread4075
    @bananabread4075 Год назад +214

    I mean I pretty sure it's actually incredibly hilarious how Hunter is getting upset at that cameramen for laughing but it's not even him that's laughing because the wedding couple is actually the people that are mic'd up you just can't see the husband's laugh but you can definitely hear it

    • @gr3enmachin369
      @gr3enmachin369 Год назад +6

      You can see at 7:56 actually, but yea glad at least one other person pointed it out.

    • @drewmungus5841
      @drewmungus5841 Год назад +9

      I didn't even notice that, that's so much worse lmao. Dude is giggling like Peewee Herman

    • @chasebosses3271
      @chasebosses3271 Год назад +1

      i almost commented this but then saw your comment

  • @tyffaneelavely8087
    @tyffaneelavely8087 Год назад +333

    Your wife is awesome. Seriously, love her sense of humor.

  • @garandthamb8
    @garandthamb8 Год назад +217

    They’re so chill, openly joking about divorce and she knows he’s joking. Honestly what I want

    • @DrBusiness9
      @DrBusiness9 Год назад +6

      Dude if that’s not somewhat normal I feel bad for your early life home situation… it’s just called being comfortable on a realationship

    • @picklewart5382
      @picklewart5382 Год назад +6

      @@DrBusiness9 *Gets divorced the next day and returns to this comment section sniffling and sobbing* I-I w-w-w-w-was WRooooong Q~Q

    • @figglebop
      @figglebop Год назад +2

      Today is my 22nd wedding anniversary... I'm going to tell my wife we're getting a divorce. Wish me luck

    • @garandthamb8
      @garandthamb8 Год назад +1

      @@DrBusiness9 don’t feel bad for me buddy. I grew up lucky, my parents never got a divorce. My mom and dad have a comfortable relationship. Having both of my parents in the same house was a blessing that not a lot of people have.

    • @DrBusiness9
      @DrBusiness9 Год назад +3

      @@garandthamb8 oh that’s great actually! Man you’re just wholesome sometimes I assume people are worse off when they’re just speaking their mind

  • @Lucky30Eight_
    @Lucky30Eight_ 9 месяцев назад +5

    When you told her she looked stunning at the beginning, the way she looked at you was so sweet. You guys seem super happy together, congrats

  • @itsjayn4538
    @itsjayn4538 Год назад +186

    always lovely to see a couple smiling at each other while having normal conversations...

    • @andrewmetzenroth5631
      @andrewmetzenroth5631 Год назад +22

      I agree but the ellipsis is fucking me up.

    • @Moonhermit-
      @Moonhermit- Год назад +34

      And the different styles of comfy clothes. Papa meat in a graphic tee and his wife in full "trout fishing at Lake Huron" chic.

  • @keithwoodcrest
    @keithwoodcrest Год назад +193

    Fuck me man I laughed my ass off this entire video. You and the wife are hilarious together, really enjoyed watching you two riff off each other

  • @brothernobody1775
    @brothernobody1775 Год назад +100

    The difference between a professional photographer, and an amateur is commitment to the capture, wedding fire dude was a total pro

  • @Onix_Fox-z8d
    @Onix_Fox-z8d 7 месяцев назад +8

    33:21 the sounds...I'm dying over here watching this 9 months later

  • @analisapena3086
    @analisapena3086 Год назад +78

    Those sparklers should be cold sparks, which is basically a chemical reaction that LOOKS like real sparks, but some people just don’t get the memo

  • @RegulatorXIII
    @RegulatorXIII Год назад +63

    I feel like mama meat chops wood and calls papa a good lil' boy as she pours maple syrup on him and gives a new meaning to flap jacks

  • @kappykarpa
    @kappykarpa Год назад +145

    Was NOT expecting the Meat Queen herself to grace us with her presence!

  • @andresi2002
    @andresi2002 4 месяца назад +5

    The two seem like they'd grow old and yell at kids on their lawn together. And then work together at getting revenge when the kids prank their house.

  • @greasycaveman9482
    @greasycaveman9482 Год назад +126

    Wore my dress blues for my wedding. It's kinda cliched but it's the nicest thing I own and my wife's great grandma saw a picture of me in them and remarked to me "Oh I bet you're so handsome in those!" it nearly drove me to tears because my grandma had passed away a year prior and always said how handsome she thought i was.

  • @mxngo69
    @mxngo69 Год назад +31

    4:57 that lowkey awkward stare then into a synchronized laugh is so wholesome. Bless you guys~

  • @MrThehamburgalar
    @MrThehamburgalar Год назад +46

    28:46 I think that’s the crest of the Black Templars from 40k, the boys at Flashgitz made a whole series about the black templars going on a crusade against the furries

    • @_Morph1ne_
      @_Morph1ne_ 6 месяцев назад +2

      The black Templars cross is just the cross of the knights hospitalar, sometimes called the Maltese cross. That medal could be anything really, it’s a fairly common symbol.

  • @TheScarrecrrow
    @TheScarrecrrow Год назад +48

    Dracula flow was an unexpected yet welcomed surprise 25:27

  • @magickodaly_
    @magickodaly_ Год назад +398

    I used to be a wedding videographer and once saw a minister go off script by making a joke about terrorists. Unsurprisingly, no one laughed!
    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  • @jadenhoerner9741
    @jadenhoerner9741 Год назад +41

    When they started talking about Portland it was incredibly accurate. I do not go downtown anymore and there’s no special stores there anymore for the same reason. Wild place to get married

  • @GreenBrierPatch
    @GreenBrierPatch Год назад +421

    "I just wouldn't want to be wet."
    *Both stare in silence trying not to laugh*
    As a married person, same. My partner and I are constantly surprised we are functioning adults considering the dumb things we find funny 😂

  • @dnarvaez5915
    @dnarvaez5915 4 месяца назад +17

    I think the pants falling at the wedding is so cute. I can’t imagine showing my kids that grandpas pants fell at the wedding and cracking tf up that we have video proof.
    His goodies weren’t out or anything but it would definitely be something i randomly start laughing about in the middle of the day

  • @derekstahler211
    @derekstahler211 Год назад +62

    “Big ugly, farty horse” is wild

  • @jazmynlane
    @jazmynlane Год назад +69

    Mama Meat staring at Papa Meat with so much love and endearment 🥹 warms my dead heart

  • @itsyaboyb9839
    @itsyaboyb9839 Год назад +29

    4:46 had me in tears, loved this edit 😂😂😂
    Papa and Mama Meat have non-stop sarcastic deadpan, please do more collabs!

  • @Magnumscrotus
    @Magnumscrotus 10 месяцев назад +4

    Slow dancing for 45 minutes to bell witch is the funniest visual ive ever got on this channel. Didnt even know anyone else knew about that 3 minutes worth of music turned into an hour long album

  • @bigfudgecake
    @bigfudgecake Год назад +153

    I remember my cousin's wedding was quite awkward. The reception featured a bourbon tasting along with candied bacon. However, my aunt (the groom's mother) got absolutely plastered and still had to give a toast to her son. Her speech amounted to, 'I've loved you since the day you were born. You are my soulmate, now and forever.' Then, she just started crying and stumbled off.
    Nothing like being called your mother's soulmate.

    • @GoodTimeForARoll
      @GoodTimeForARoll Год назад +25

      Well, soulmate isn't always used in a romantic sense, it can mean a mother and son bond or a friendship bond that is stronger then death

    • @jackiechan3932
      @jackiechan3932 Год назад +15

      Some parents really see their spouse in their kids so yeah, kinda weird

  • @pieduke4143
    @pieduke4143 Год назад +29

    i appreciate how long this video was, being drunk and watching it felt like 6 hours and i enjoyed every single minute

  • @thebaum64
    @thebaum64 Год назад +176

    Man.. papa has not aged at all since his wedding lol

    • @TiktokBurnedMyCrops
      @TiktokBurnedMyCrops Год назад +60

      He’s like McDonalds’ meat, he never ages.

    • @thebaum64
      @thebaum64 Год назад +18

      @@TiktokBurnedMyCrops best analogy possible

    • @blindmown
      @blindmown Год назад +21

      It was like a couple years ago. He mentioned it was during covid. Not exactly much time to visibly age.

    • @drewgoin8849
      @drewgoin8849 Год назад +11

      He's 72.

  • @yosquiggly
    @yosquiggly Месяц назад +1

    Thanks!

  • @rudyorozco2303
    @rudyorozco2303 Год назад +45

    Dude honestly this is easily my top 5 or 3 in ranking for my favorite videos from you. Your wife seems awesome and you can tell you guys are just perfect for each other. Love this wholesome and hilarious video. More you and your wife videos por favor lol

  • @Nantosuelta
    @Nantosuelta Год назад +73

    My cousin just had his wedding and they decided to have it at some ritzy resort that cost $1000 a night and only invited one member of each part of the family. My dad was invited but not me or my mother, my aunt was invited but not my uncle or other cousins. It was very weird

    • @caseyphelps6232
      @caseyphelps6232 Год назад +13

      They’re the real parents of your cousin.

    • @mikehawk8984
      @mikehawk8984 Год назад +5

      I would take that as a sign that you should no longer associate with them any longer. Like thats some grade A weird shit right there buddy. Just photoshop them outta the family portraits, Stalin style 😂

  • @misswonnykins9841
    @misswonnykins9841 Год назад +56

    Papa and Mama Meat wedding was lovely. ♡ Thanks for sharing the pictures with us!

  • @MrBjanders
    @MrBjanders 5 месяцев назад +3

    Allison is awesome, I'm genuinely so parasocially happy for her and Hunter.

  • @fell9654
    @fell9654 Год назад +256

    *looks at thumbnail*
    I'm glad you finally found true happiness at your furry wedding

  • @codyfelts9531
    @codyfelts9531 Год назад +80

    -Hunter says chees puff
    -Editor puts up cheese doodle
    Hunter, as a fellow fat man, I expected better.

  • @professormanhattan7254
    @professormanhattan7254 Год назад +35

    28:43 This is not an SS iron cross nor was the iron cross an SS exclusive medal. The iron cross was a military medal for Prussia originally dating back to 1813 and would later be appropriated by the Nazi regime in 1938. In any case, this cross appears to look more like a Maltese templar knights cross. This last observation is from a precursory google search as I am unfamiliar with this medallion otherwise. Hilarious video and I am glad to have had a chance to watch it so early. Cheers

    • @BriggsMasterson
      @BriggsMasterson Год назад +7

      Yup, it's a Templar Maltese Cross. Except it's on the wrong ribbon, and he's wearing it wrong as if he found it and is just using it as part of his costume.

    • @professormanhattan7254
      @professormanhattan7254 Год назад +3

      @@BriggsMasterson Lol, so just a mess all around it would seem. Thanks for the insight.

    • @Laeli218
      @Laeli218 Год назад +4

      It does seem to carry the stigma depending on where you are. I remember visiting western Europe, they used the catholic templar cross in Spain and Italy on places like pharmacies, but they opted for rectangular crosses in the same kinds of places in France and Germany. Correlation ≠ causation, just what I noticed.

    • @Brother_Geoffrey
      @Brother_Geoffrey Год назад +4

      Spot the paradox player
      Difficulty: easy

  • @7REY1017
    @7REY1017 9 месяцев назад +2

    The way y’all both tag team with the same humor and her absolutely decimating you at times is gold. I need more

  • @luisdelarosa3588
    @luisdelarosa3588 Год назад +11

    26:48 "What time period are we in!?"
    The Meiji Restoration bro that's not the Swiss Family Robinson, that's Rurouni Kenshin! 😆

    • @kendra_t
      @kendra_t 10 дней назад +1

      Was not expecting Kenshin! 😂

  • @moth.society
    @moth.society Год назад +21

    You are the only RUclipsr I've ever contributed to their patreon, I regret nothing. It's awesome seeing your content and creativity without limitation

  • @ryan_1314
    @ryan_1314 Год назад +14

    Funnily enough this was perfectly timed, because I was at a cousin's wedding over the weekend, and even though it was 30°f and raining, and one of the speeches was literally about how the bride farts a lot, you showed me it could've been a million times worse than being cooped up in a noisy barn full of drunk relatives doing the cha cha slide.

  • @F1zzii
    @F1zzii Год назад +7

    If my pants fell during my wedding I would just leave em down until the vows are done 😂

  • @cobaltprime9467
    @cobaltprime9467 Год назад +43

    I think Papa Meat hates that horse. Pistol is lucky Meat didn’t have his shotgun he got for Christmas.

    • @nathancannon1470
      @nathancannon1470 4 месяца назад

      My favorite part is Mama Meat wearing a horse shirt

  • @Kevin-co7dr
    @Kevin-co7dr Год назад +7

    2:43 i love how when papa meat talks about camels being arabic he inserts a one second clip from Avatar, the Last Airbender, of uncle Iroh playing his tsungi horn “Blue spirit” theme.

  • @onlyosprey5888
    @onlyosprey5888 Год назад +23

    Aw, to see Papa Meat in those sweet wedding photos was adorable.
    And Mama Meat looked magical on that horse.
    Justice for Pistol

    • @cait2426
      @cait2426 8 месяцев назад

      Justice against pistol **

  • @planescaped
    @planescaped 10 месяцев назад +11

    Meat: "I hate it when people say babe"
    27:25
    _DIVORCED_

  • @TheyCallMeJelly
    @TheyCallMeJelly Год назад +35

    Both of you guys are sooooo funny together, and bounce off each other perfectly! Hoping for more videos with both of y'all!

  • @FranticRunner
    @FranticRunner Год назад +44

    Their marriage is so chill. Always funny watching them do commentary together

  • @mokiedokie9
    @mokiedokie9 Год назад +148

    More vids with the wife please! She’s great :)

  • @HomerSlimeMachine
    @HomerSlimeMachine Месяц назад +2

    I keep rewatching this video bc of how pissed off he is about the horse lmao! It's so good, like he was waiting to complain about the horse!

  • @GNIKPlays
    @GNIKPlays Год назад +13

    The moment Hunter did the Palpatine impression, I painted myself and my carpet with the diet coke I was taking a swig of; expect the unexpected 11/10 video.
    Bonus points for being a wholesome couples video ❤

  • @anthonyroman5861
    @anthonyroman5861 Год назад +32

    This better not get canceled before me and the wife can watch it together lmao

  • @DrowningPonyo
    @DrowningPonyo Год назад +9

    Dude this video is probably top 3 funniest of your 2nd channel. You and Mama Meat great chemistry, and I love how she likes your jokes… for the most part.
    Would love more simple content like this! I’m sure it’s fun and doesn’t take too long for you. Keep it up, man. You’re killing it.

    • @DrowningPonyo
      @DrowningPonyo Год назад

      @vibe_addictioninstagram4601 ones who are comfortable with each other’s sense of humor even if they aren’t necessarily “into it”?..

    • @morganfreeman2102
      @morganfreeman2102 Год назад +1

      You’re projecting man, this is really weird

  • @ashbae007
    @ashbae007 5 месяцев назад +3

    Me and my wife did a courthouse wedding. Right in the middle of when we were doing our vows some random CEOs started transporting a prisoner in shackles through the Court. This dude was a little bit older and looked like he was in his fifties and was a really nice guy! While he was walking through he saw what was going on and he looked at both of us and said congratulations and that we looked amazing! You can't make that shit up.. but it was absolutely hilarious and is forever a memory. We still talk about it almost 20 years later 😆! Me and my wife were very young when we got married since we already had a child on the way so you can just picture to naive 18 year olds getting married with a fully shackled prisoner as a accidental witness. But.. to be honest it was the perfect little wedding! We just had a few family members with us and the lovely prisoner 😁! You could also tell that the judge was in an amazing mood because he probably didn't do many good weddings and he was awesome! I'd pick something funny and crazy like that any day over some stupid cookie cutter traditional bullshit wedding

  • @joshwa2206
    @joshwa2206 Год назад +21

    You guys are awesome. I'd love to see more content with your wife in it. You guys have an organically funny ying and yang going on.

  • @TheSmartboy64
    @TheSmartboy64 Год назад +21

    You Papa ROCKING that mullet in the wedding photos. Honestly, by the look and sound of it, that was just an amazing wedding.

  • @r1konTheAutomator
    @r1konTheAutomator Год назад +75

    You are the sweetest couple ever, I know deep down this is exactly how you two are off camera 😂 basically made for eachother. And I gotta say papa meat is like the most wholesome R rated comedy anywhere. Like the Mr. Rogers of dark humor. A million times subbed lol

    • @TheMeloettaful
      @TheMeloettaful 9 месяцев назад +2

      OMG I laughed so hard during this lol 🤣! I definitely would like to see Mrs. Meat again in a part two of this 😁👍!