"Because Chuck has a higher number here, Im firing Chris. Did Chris really do anything wrong? NO." 10/10 extremely accurate representation of car dealership life.
I work in a car dealership and my boss told me You don't have to lie to the customer, just tell the right things He told me that because I was telling the truth
I work at a dealership and my boss's name is Chad... Also this game is exactly how dealerships work. No joke. Nobody understands until they work in one 😂
Mirror comes off. "Oh, that's a feature." Bumper falls off. "That's also a feature. It's modular, like a Lego set." Black smoke comes out of the engine. "Oh, that's the fuel injection feature. It puts fuel into the turbos to make the car faster." Windshield falls out. "Also a feature. The car's a convertible." Roof caves in. "See? Convertible."
@@manictiger I test drove an F350 Ford one time and the transmission was slipping so bad we barely got out of the dealership. The whole time the salesman was commenting on how nice the leather was in the interior haha. I started laughing and told him we better get back or we are going to need a tow truck.
@@GrayStillPlays It's not terrible, Gray. Think of it as- Creative marketing! Sometimes to build a better tomorrow you have to crack a few skulls and create ghastly disproportionate and phalic creatures. Beautiful.
I usually do all my own work, but one time I wasn't sure what was wrong with my car so I limped it to an Aamco, turns out the splined shaft of the CV shaft slipped out of the CV (I wouldnt have figured it out it looked fine from the outside, the boot didn't tear or anything so it looked normal). I was surprised they figured it out so fast and pleased with the $400 fix... until 2 days later when my ABS light turned on. They had to unhook the steering knuckle completely to replace the CV shaft, which included the wheel speed sensor... when they hooked the sensor back up they routed the wire wrong and it touched the new CV, slowly wore a hole into the wire until it quit. Cost me $90 and tearing the car apart myself to fix it. Always funny when you send a car in and it comes out with other broken problems lol.
This game is classic. I laughed so many times while watching. The cheapolla and the GEW upgrade had me rolling. The 4walker has me walking but the salesman told me id be ok if I got the transmission services every month, and they kept charging to retighten my screws. Chuck has a trash personality but he makes $$$. And we love the 1991 fortnite. Also could you please stop scratching up my car with the screw tightening tools. Lastly please tell the clown to stop chasing me.
Me: This day is just so boring RUclips: I Opened a Car Dealership that Lies to Everyone Me: Oh another broken game thanks to Gray? Let’s see what he did this time
You know that something has gone horribly wrong when Gray begins bidding against himself because there’s no competition. Everyone should just die now so you don’t become a victim.
In keeping with the Game of Thrones analogy (12:20) you could have the full name of the store be 'We Exist Solely To Rip You Off Showrooms' aka WESTRYOS.
Someone out there is going to make a game for Gray. One of the "offices " that can be purchased will be full of plants, just for him, and people that don't watch this channel, will just call it "the plant office" and never know why it was made.
Watched a video on the new Supra, the lead engineer talking about the "heritage" of the double pull to open hood latch mechanism. Smells like a fib to me! The Supra's based off the Z4, the machining done by BMW, even the interior plastics, and BMW has been doing the double pull to open hood latches for almost a decade now. It's not a "HERITAGE" item from the last Supra, it's a BMW hood latch. I guess they figure it's ok to BS the customer cause they'd buy the Supra anyways, right!?
any time he starts a video he starts it with "alright were checking out the only game where" i love it because you can go to a play list and hear it over and over again love it. ps: not sarcasm
*I walk in* "How can I help you at We exist to rip you off?" No, I goo- HOLLY **CKING HELL, WHAT"S THAT?! *Severed customers arm and broken steering wheel on table* Customer: Can I have a refund?
Matt and Chris you'd probably still find a lot of. Hell, the sales manager at my local "auto group" (bunch of dealerships on one lot) Chevrolet is named Matt.
Hey Gray ! Do you remember the game Business Magnate ? Well if you do I found a way to edit the save file to give you stacks of cash. If you search "Business" in you file and click on the one with your username on (not the game) you will find the save file. If you click on savegames>mysave1, 2, 3 or whatever you can edit the amount of cash which is next to your in game name.
"I want this, I cant have it, Im very depressed" Pretty much sums up humanity at this time.
“One year later” (in spongebob narrator voice)
*It's not getting better-*
@@insanityandinsomnia2632 true, it's getting worse
@@maegramowski2023 it’s like my mental health!
So you created a normal, everyday car dealership?
Seems legit
Came to post this
I got a Hyundai dealership advertisement before clicking.
TheTrueTerrydactyl RUclips pretty much.
I got a ad advertising this website selling new cars lol
I just got hired as a salesman at my local porsche dealership. Got the phone call this morning.
As a Brian, I felt attacked on multiple occasions. Love the video.
As a chris (kinda) same
I concur
@@D-5190 nice
Big D!!!
When I first read your comment I thought it said "as a brain"
"Enter your dealer name"
Yeah... I ain't no snitch!
Best comment ever
Starts game, sees clown, wants clown, cant buy clown, 😭😭😭😭💔💔💔💔
@Terrence Zeke forgot to change accounts?
RUclips: Gray Opened a car dealership" posted 2 mins ago. Me: let's see who the unlucky victims are this time.
Normally everyone and everything
Stump The Gnome ur the first to s
ITS A FUNNY BECAUSE THEY AREN'TA REAL PEOPLE!! HAHAW
Not the plants :)
rip Chucky
"Because Chuck has a higher number here, Im firing Chris. Did Chris really do anything wrong? NO."
10/10 extremely accurate representation of car dealership life.
Me: how much is this car
Grey: your life
Me:🤔
Me: okay deal
Jokes on them I don’t have a life
XD yup make me laugh
That pretty cheap for me
Id reply: Nah a car that cheap aint it chief
Title: “I opened a car dealership that lies to everyone.”
Me: you mean you opened a regular car dealership.
I work in a car dealership and my boss told me
You don't have to lie to the customer, just tell the right things
He told me that because I was telling the truth
@@gabrielnascimento1021 hahaha, yeah they said the same thing to me
I wish I’d quit sooner
Title should have been "I bought a car dealership." The lie part is implied
impLIEd
Some of your employees pissed inside my car do I get a discount?
*No it's shows character* I'm dead XD
It's a FOC (free of charge) air freshener, to mask the mcdonalds and BO smell.
@@jetjazz05 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hat da schonmal jemand einen reingesemmelt?
I thought they defecated in the back seat???
I work at a dealership and my boss's name is Chad... Also this game is exactly how dealerships work. No joke. Nobody understands until they work in one 😂
I KNEW IT😃
@@tikkidaddy Literally the words out of my mouth.
"Oh, your CSR dropped 1 point? YOUR FIRED!!"
@@nickmanwebb14 oh your CSR is .5 below the green, no money for you.
DerfLrak you’re a horrible salesman, I’ll be in touch with chad.
Gray, I'm a welder in Texas, your gameplay is the only thing that convinces me that my job is actually pretty damn good.
You make good money tho
4:35 col Sanders came and dissed greys dealership
Damn, you never realize what you have until you don't have it. I miss gray from 2 years ago
Dont you hate when its been sunny for a week
Then it rains for the whole night
~Life in Florida
Here in NY we have rain lots and lots of it (for know)
Claudette yeah, it’s been sun sun and then rain for 2 days straight. And if you count today’s drizzle, three days in a row
Edit: btw I meant in NY.
Have you seen north Carolina
in Pennsylvania it’s cloudy and rainy all week
In Florida it typically rains just long enough to piss the sun off.
"Ben, you're fired. Tell your family (laughter) it was all your fault." Bwahahaha! 🤣
You know your a gray fan when you can guess the most voted choice in the polls
I guess starbucks or depression?
Starbucks yep
Yeet
The last one?
you're*
Having worked in the auto industry for 10 years your hiring and firing process is pretty much spot on.
tfw you find out gray uploaded 13 seconds ago
andy wait what?? It said he posted it 29 min ago 😂
No 40 minutes ago
I joined when it said 8 years ago
@@louiemurrfootball time passes
Basicly, you played the game as it should, realisticly ;)
r/boneappletea
Bryan Suh r/ihavereddit
@@GolddDragon
He Was Just Stating His Favorite Foods: "Bone ;)", Apples, And Tea.
You basically built a realistic car shop cause they all lie to people 😂😂
Mirror comes off. "Oh, that's a feature."
Bumper falls off. "That's also a feature. It's modular, like a Lego set."
Black smoke comes out of the engine. "Oh, that's the fuel injection feature. It puts fuel into the turbos to make the car faster."
Windshield falls out. "Also a feature. The car's a convertible."
Roof caves in. "See? Convertible."
@@manictiger I test drove an F350 Ford one time and the transmission was slipping so bad we barely got out of the dealership. The whole time the salesman was commenting on how nice the leather was in the interior haha. I started laughing and told him we better get back or we are going to need a tow truck.
I clicked on this video, hoping to see this comment! xD
@Dr Judgement :D
*Slaps the top off the car*
3:06 "We also have cheap cars such as the Ball!"
*RB-79 Ball noises*
Love you gray! You make my day by killing people and selling organs. This is by far the best channel ever!
Haha when you say it like that it sounds terrible.
TF....?
@@GrayStillPlays It's not terrible, Gray. Think of it as- Creative marketing! Sometimes to build a better tomorrow you have to crack a few skulls and create ghastly disproportionate and phalic creatures. Beautiful.
So you opened a normal car dealership?
I was just watching your 350,000 mph roller coaster😂😂😂
"somebody came in and traded a $10,000 heires in a $40,000 vehicle, that´s when you know someone just had a divorce" 😂😭
Wanna know what else is cool other than Gray playing games? How much money you can save with Geico on Car Insurance, 15% or more!!
I keep getting Spectrum mobile or Verizon ads. They're really annoying.
I usually do all my own work, but one time I wasn't sure what was wrong with my car so I limped it to an Aamco, turns out the splined shaft of the CV shaft slipped out of the CV (I wouldnt have figured it out it looked fine from the outside, the boot didn't tear or anything so it looked normal). I was surprised they figured it out so fast and pleased with the $400 fix... until 2 days later when my ABS light turned on. They had to unhook the steering knuckle completely to replace the CV shaft, which included the wheel speed sensor... when they hooked the sensor back up they routed the wire wrong and it touched the new CV, slowly wore a hole into the wire until it quit. Cost me $90 and tearing the car apart myself to fix it. Always funny when you send a car in and it comes out with other broken problems lol.
"no! It adds character" lost it 😂😂😂😂good job!
This game is classic. I laughed so many times while watching. The cheapolla and the GEW upgrade had me rolling. The 4walker has me walking but the salesman told me id be ok if I got the transmission services every month, and they kept charging to retighten my screws. Chuck has a trash personality but he makes $$$. And we love the 1991 fortnite. Also could you please stop scratching up my car with the screw tightening tools. Lastly please tell the clown to stop chasing me.
Me: This day is just so boring
RUclips: I Opened a Car Dealership that Lies to Everyone
Me: Oh another broken game thanks to Gray? Let’s see what he did this time
One of my favorite things is winning car auctions after they're already been won by someone else.
Rico Menez lol ik right.
GrayStillPlays Isn’t that just the best? Especially when they pit you against each other to the death for the car, then it gets really fun
Dakota Smith Why of course!
"I Opened a Car Dealership That Lies to Everyone"
So, normal Car Dealership?
Could this be the first time you do something normal?
''We Exist To Rip You Off'' - Legit should be the name of every car dealer for shear honesty. lol
As a Fundai sales person this makes me laugh so hard
We need a game like this where the final upgraded office is inside a really big plant... maybe that will still greys thirst for plants XD
I think you nailed the dishonesty part! You'd be very successful running a car dealership IRL! Like!
You know that something has gone horribly wrong when Gray begins bidding against himself because there’s no competition. Everyone should just die now so you don’t become a victim.
Inspector deadass just said
“LoL that’s it”
"People usually assault you before you can get anywhere" absolutely true.
In keeping with the Game of Thrones analogy (12:20) you could have the full name of the store be 'We Exist Solely To Rip You Off Showrooms' aka WESTRYOS.
Someone out there is going to make a game for Gray. One of the "offices " that can be purchased will be full of plants, just for him, and people that don't watch this channel, will just call it "the plant office" and never know why it was made.
7:13 now we all gonna pretend that didn't happen on the tv at the right
It's simple really, either he teleported, the tv ate him, or he just blinked out of existence!
Nothing better than watching Gray break yet another game, dammit
Instead of wanting to shove a frisbee down your mouth, you convince your customers to do it to themselves. Grade A dealership, folks.
Gray is the king of tycoon games, I don't know how but he is
Gray when there’s a new tycoon game:
MOVE OUT THE WAY PEASANTS LET THE KING HANDLE THIS
I really enjoyed seeing this game. I like your narrating you crack me up. You played a good strategy. Peace out
"I open a car dealership that lies to everyone"
First thought through my head: "So you're saying you opened a normal dealership?"
Absolutely love all these videos you make. These games look like a lot of fun!
Gray: "I Opened a Car Dealership That Lies to Everyone"
Me: Ah, Toyota.
Watched a video on the new Supra, the lead engineer talking about the "heritage" of the double pull to open hood latch mechanism. Smells like a fib to me! The Supra's based off the Z4, the machining done by BMW, even the interior plastics, and BMW has been doing the double pull to open hood latches for almost a decade now. It's not a "HERITAGE" item from the last Supra, it's a BMW hood latch. I guess they figure it's ok to BS the customer cause they'd buy the Supra anyways, right!?
Ahh, found the Ford driver. Don't forget to check the oil level twice a day. :)
@@Mp57navy Actually I drive a Prius.
@@leonkernan Do... do you sniff your own farts?
That's An Odd Way Of Spelling Ford.
any time he starts a video he starts it with "alright were checking out the only game where" i love it because you can go to a play list and hear it over and over again love it.
ps: not sarcasm
“That’s another person on the assassination list” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 only gray has an assassination list for a car dealership game 😭
Gray: “Oh look who it is..!”
Me: “Its Malcom Landgraab.”
Alternative title: “I Opened A Car Dealership”
Your commentary is gold man!😂
I'm calling my inspector "Count Dickula" from now on 😂😂😂
Gray could you play Gadget Tycoon - it's such a nostalgic game + you can use the mob to work for your toilet company.
Doesnt every car dealership lie to you?
This is normal XD
Holy crap. I played through this game years ago. Hahaha, well, looking forward to see what Gray does with it.
LMAO... I died at the Count Dickula joke!!!
If I’ve learned anything from watching these videos it’s that gray loves his plants.
“Idk how but we essentially became the sams club of cars”
I worked at a car dealership for two years. You basically opened a regular car dealership, my man.
Congrats! You just invented CarMax
So you’re simulating a real life car dealership? This is some honest gameplay
A dealership that lies to everyone? So, what's the difference from a regular one...
My thougts exactly
Gotta love someone who skips the tutorial and then spends the entire video saying he doesn't know what anything means or what it does. Brilliant.
You should play the long dark once again, it has been updated
Another 6/10 rated game on Steam - thanks for the video regardless
"A Car Dealership That Lies to Everyone"
...... and the joke behind this is....?
Real talk who here would shop at a dealership run by gray?
*I walk in* "How can I help you at We exist to rip you off?" No, I goo- HOLLY **CKING HELL, WHAT"S THAT?! *Severed customers arm and broken steering wheel on table* Customer: Can I have a refund?
No
Best part of the car buying experience is the wonderful tax
And I got a auto auction ad from New Jersey.... thanks Gray
I use to work for a guy who owned nearly every dealership in town. This game is pretty true to life. 👍
Are we going to ignore that GEW is actually German?
All this game needs is a Starbucks on wheels. Just a good truck but a semi truck with nice modern furniture and expensive food and drinks
I thought this was every dealership
So you opened a car dealership..that lies to al of its customers..
WOW! This is the most realistic sim I’ve ever seen
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WTF RUclips
Also Luv u Gray
I was like number 16
and I think I was the three coments
Ive no Idea how he had fifteen likes and no views
If you watch less than half of any video on RUclips, doesn't count it as a view.
Likes on the other hand.
one time anytime, regardless.
@@jonathanfurtado3696 But, why, oh why would anyone watch less than half of a Gray video?!
wow i wouldn't of expected Gray to make a normal video on a game
They wont let you buy the rest of the 5 dealerships cus they know that ur going to break the game..........
No deafening music at the end that is 23 times louder than your voice? (mister burns hands) Excellent.....
Day one of me asking Gray to evolve Sonic the Hedgehog in Species
Day one of me supporting this comment
The commentary is amazing
Reads Title
*The Mafia wants to know your location
I love how the knockoff VW Golf is called the Ball.
I’m going to comment this on every video until gray brings brick rigs back
Day 3
That sounds like something gray would do
2:18 racism alert!
Nothing finer than watching someone play a reality game
yo is he role playing Simeon from GTA V???
hey, your being realistic, sounds like your auctally better than most dealerships
To dominate the market, all you gotta do is sell approximately 1000 cars. This alone will allow you to slowly eat all the competition.
Brian was the most violated in the game .
Gray still plays :- We don't need money where we are going
I Just heard that my parents are getting a devorce and ill watch you and just it makes me happy thank you😊
Ik hoop dat je ok bent
Matt and Chris you'd probably still find a lot of. Hell, the sales manager at my local "auto group" (bunch of dealerships on one lot) Chevrolet is named Matt.
Hey Gray ! Do you remember the game Business Magnate ? Well if you do I found a way to edit the save file to give you stacks of cash. If you search "Business" in you file and click on the one with your username on (not the game) you will find the save file. If you click on savegames>mysave1, 2, 3 or whatever you can edit the amount of cash which is next to your in game name.
Been addicted to your vids lately. Subbed
Gray I'm not sure if I love you or hate you for making me buy all these games you show. 😂😂