Elden Ring BUT TORCH ONLY
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- Опубликовано: 29 мар 2022
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fighting malenia with a torch only must have caused some serious neurological damage, thank you for your sacrifice
could have done it first time but i threw for content so you all can relate xxxxxx
@@ZeroLenny Thanks :>
He still beat her in way fewer tries than it took me.
@@robbieclark1784 he's a world record holder in other dark souls style games. He's got way more practice than you
@@ZeroLenny the man is too much of a fucking gamer
Melania: "I've finally met my match..."
ZeroLenny: "Actually, it's a torch. Like a match, but bigger."
Underrated comment
I fucking died
Fucking legend
*Malenia 😢
legendary comment
The lack of maliketh implies that either he was too brutal to even be given a place in the video or that Lenny first tried him
definitely first try
First try, no if ands or buts, this man has fought like six artorias' like that
I DIDN'T NOTICE. I WATCHED THIS 5 TIMES
@@ChangedCauseYT-HateFoxNames you watched it 5 times? Tell me you're a lowlife nobody with no gf no car and no home without telling me.
@@ramrodbldm9876 Find someone else troll.
Honestly. I think Malenia with a torch is totally possible
its the guy from the video
LIAR
@@Shad0wCK wat
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@@user-bw4jm1bv1i Jokes on you. There is no (edited). Just accept he is God's dad.
He beat Malenia with a torch. I’m so sorry you went through that.
If that doesn't shut up the people who complain that she's impossible nothing will. You just have to be spicy enough.
@@darknaio60 I was wrong 😔
haha torch go brrrrrr :-----)
@@ZeroLenny Torch bearing thot slayer.
@@WyattStrange Have you tried getting good at the game?
Just wait until Gideon hears that Malenia lost to a torch wielding mad lad, and the “All Knowing” will spend the rest of his life trying to fathom what kind of being uses a torch to end someone’s thousand year win streak. Lenny you damn hero.
"Ummm b-but no man can kill a god!!! I'm the all Knowingerino!!!"
@@ibs_haver lmaooooo I like this comment xxx
You know, until he himself is obliterated by that torch
@@ibs_haver ""I kNoW iN mY bOnEs"
I wouldn’t say a thousand year win streak considering she rendered herself comatose against radahn
You're just as funny with or without the robot voice, and the weird internet guides have been some of my favorite videos so far, but I appreciate the homage. It feels like the perfect way to bring that series full circle. Stay safe out here, Lenny.
This was SUCH a treat to watch with my brother, so many callbacks to your older style of videos. I...may have shed a tear during the inspirational speech.
Honestly, when he said “Your dreams” and the sound effect hit as the parry hit, I got electric chills
Malenia saying "I met my match" for a guy with a fiery stick is ultimate comedy gold.
She didn't meet her match, she met her superior.
@@MrSignman65 The Joke is appx 1000km above your head rn.
@@MrSignman65 She met her MATCH!
under rated comment haha
It's like the type writing ape proposition lol.
"Sit an ape in front of a typewriter and they'll write nonsense, but give them enough time and they'll write Shakespeare eventuallly"
In this situation, Lenny is the ape and the torch is the typewriter.
HI GUYS!! Sure hoped you liked this one!! I know a lot of people wanted to see my old style of video + robo voice return, so this is a huge homage to all of that!!
I stopped doing this style because of instant and harsh copyrights. Not making any money on the videos is a bit of an L but my main concern is risks of channel strikes and takedowns. So I hope you can understand that stuff like this has to be a rare treat!! xx
A masterpiece already and I haven't even finished watching
Doing Malenia is beyond insane, I salute you Lenny
We love you Leonard
Get yourself wired into a greggs after that one you cheeky boy
best creator
The Malenia montage brings tears to my eyes everytime. This is the heart of what makes these games so great, rising above adversity and conquering ourself
"I am malenia, blade of miquella. And I have never known defeat."
ZeroLenny: *"Allow me to introduce you."*
Nothing emasculates me like watching Lenny slap a boss, that took me actual hours to beat, to death. Absolutely mental.
i am off me nut tbf
@@ZeroLenny For real tho, have you always had the kind of stubborn streak to do things like this or was the patience involved a learned thing from doing these kinds of challenges?
Will Smith of Elden ring
In a way, you could say that it takes Lenny hours to beat(in a single 1 fight) > taking hours to beat(in multiple fights)
@@joshuayork924 don't compare that loser to this champion of men.
Man, that ending montage hit me with nuclear levels of nostalgia, I missed your classic style videos and you definitely didn't lose your touch, hope you do more of these in the future. :D
It was fun to go back and to it like that again! I had to rewatch a bunch of my older videos to remember how to do it :''')
@@ZeroLenny Sometimes you gotta go back to your roots to progress, no shame in it.
Good luck in your future content. 👍
@@ZeroLenny Its disgusting how copyright has ruined small scale creative productions like this. To think that even a cent you make off this video should go to some multi billion dollar music company is ridiculous. Here's to hoping that one day copyright will actually protect fair use. Good shit on the video.
@@ZeroLenny sir, you can attack using ruin fragments.
@@aclaymushroomwithaberet7084 …You can attack. With ruin fragments.
YOU MEAN TO TELL ME I COULD’VE BEEN PELTING MY ENEMIES TO DEATH WITH CHUNKS OF CONCRETE AND I DIDN’T KNOW UNTIL JUST NOW?!
"And that icon means we can't teleport out until we kill the boss" No, well actually one of them means that but it goes away as soon as you leave the dungeon, too. The other one means you can't fast travel until you rest at a Grace. You can just...leave the Caelid cave, the exit's not far from where you get teleported in.
Im pretty sure someone who beat the whole game with a FUCKING TORCH knows that... its for the purpose of the video
@@dimo6994 For what purpose exactly? Funny because it's wrong? I mean ZeroLenny is a golden god, but he's not exactly known for being smart
But kill boss funni!!!
The inspirational editing over the Malenia attempts was actually my favorite scene from a video you've made, literally ever. Good stuff man, that must've been painful
The message at the end. The editing. The style. You absolute madlad, I'm going to be rewatching this for ages to come. It takes me back to classic Lenny which I still love just as much as newer Lenny vids. Have a fucking thumbs up and share, my guy.
Oh wow elden ring has so many cool and interesting torches, this run will surely be incredibly fun and diverse I can't wait to see him use all the different ones for a unique playthrough
coward
Based opinion
@@ZeroLenny fucking legend
*me who uses faith sleep torch as main weapon*
they were always viable, miyazaki wants us, players, to not see OPness of torches by blinding us with moonveils and rivers of blood 👌
@@ZeroLenny Ghostflame Torch, all stats put into intellect, no vigor.
I started tearing up when I saw all the other hurdles from the other games
I started crying when he actually won. Great video Lenny, an inspiration for the ages.
Malenia was the hardest boss I’ve ever faced in a From Software game. Beating her with a torch… congratulations good sir, you’re better than me.
I really missed the motivational speeches, they actually give me energy and motivate me in doing things. This was a really REALLY fantastic video and i hope they can become little trophies you can make every once in a while. We all love and appreciate you Lenny, keep up the good work you madlad
love you too boss man xx
One major source for those speeches is Les Brownn, look up parts 1 & 2 of his 15-minute morning speech. Pretty good stuff!
You are important, and you add value to the people in your life 🥰
So when you got trapped in that cave in the beginning you didn’t have to fight the boss you just needed to find the grace before the fight and that break the curse that traps you
that's optional and you can alson skip both of them
he probably knew, but he bested that boss like that anyways (boss that took my sanity away btw)
i do it for the content tbh xx
@@ZeroLenny I bet you could have killed Malenia first try but threw for the content
Pretty sure that's not right, the dungeon works like every other in that you need to beat the boss... or just walk outside and you can fast travel.
The man who taught me that no battle is impossible and no height is too high in one of the hardest game franchises ever made. Glad to see you back! I missed the comedy and motivational speeches so much😭
5:36 I really. REALLY hope someone out there saw a naked ghost holding a torch spazzing out on that bed
I genuinely don’t think I’ve seen another RUclipsr put as much effort into their videos than lenny. There was no need to put himself through using only the regular torch rather than the more powerful ones and he could’ve cheesed it with summons but didn’t. What an absolute madlad.
Zerolenny, Uberdanger and Barny64 are the holy trinity of gaming content on youtube. Spending weeks and even months on video's that take us less than an hour to consume. Absolute god-tier content.
@@giliansterckx gotta add Civvie11 and Noah Gervais to that list. Civvie especially is very polished and fun to watch, Noah more for longer analysis
@@GreebusBleeb sseth, mandalore, salt factory
I do genuinely like doing these bad weapon runs! They're a very good way of learning/getting good at bosses!
@@ZeroLenny well props to you man but I could not put myself through that
You know, I had a similar question of "Where's Malekith" But that doesn't change the fact that you beat Elden Ring, and ALL demigods with a torch. May you receive many maidens for this glorious victory.
Rykard
It's not the number of maidens that matters, it's how many hands they have to slap your ugly face when you ask for a smoochie after beating Dark Souls 2² for them
@@Madmanonfire_ NIHIL
yeah i wanted to see maliketh, maybe his footage got fucked or something.
For real the reason I didn't do Maliketh is that it didn't flow well after motv montage.
As for Mogh lmaooo i'm farming future content and comments xxx
Doing the old style of editing for Elden Ring was like a blast to the past, absolutely amazing. This is a masterpiece just like the game itself!
24:49 This moment right here. This little sequence is so flipping cool, and somehow pairs unreasonably well with Sweet Victory. I've been watching your videos for years now Lenny and actually found out about you because of your videos using this kind of format. I understand why you don't really do videos like this too much anymore because like you said, they're just instantly copyrighted and you're left dead in the water; so honestly the fact that you decided to make this despite the related issues just makes me appreciate the work that you put into making this for us even more. You are truly awesome, much love. (Hopefully Elden Ring's publicity spreads some extra love your way as well tbh.)
That being said, I of course love all your other videos and enjoy joining in on twitch when you do stream, gotta keep helping the lad make the $$!
Honestly, seeing you beating Malenia with a torch help me avoid going hollow, you are a MADLAD. Mad respect bro.
This really felt like a classic Lenny video from back in the day, well done mate.
I’m honestly floored at the sheer perseverance of torch-only Malenia, and while I would never subject myself to such concentrated suffering I never get tired of these stupid “worst possible build” challenge runs.
Now do it 100% with no upgrades lmao
I'd rather ride a motorcycle backward.
Not to me i miss when he wouldn't talk or inject memes every 5 seconds of people talking all i want to hear is the lenny voice lol
@@Double0hobo If you got an issue, get a fucking tissue
@@rynemcgriffin1752 i did, but theres not enough tissues for my issues. i need a should to cry on lol
@@Double0hobo i got you bb
Gotta say: I discovered this channel about a year ago and since then, I have totally fallen in love in this blue character and machine voice so I was rewatching all the soulsborne experience series once in couple of times. And each and every time I do this, the first note of that introduction song brings a genuine smile on my face and a sense of pure joy. I laugh at every joke every single time and just can’t get enough! And after seeing that this type of videos are not here… fells like a loss.
Thank you so much for your content!
Watching all oh his past experiences in the back when fighting malenia just reminded me how impossible those challenges seemed and how tough they really were and how easy it would have been to do something else but this man Lenny keeps it spicy till the end.
The sentry torch actually deals about the same amount of damage as the coded sword at +10 if you spec faith. It's dumb strong
wait really?
The magic based torch is almost as strong as the darkmoon greatsword as well
@@monolithickm damn i might decide to make a power stance torch build
Coward
@@GlueEater-ix9gl p sure there is no torch power stance, just like shield power stances (doing shield only run atm and this disappoints me greatly)
That Malenia fight actually had me cheer at the end, you are an absolute legend. Forever keeping it spicy
This run was legendary, and the video edits were great, the speeches, everything. Amazing video. I hadn't actually heard of you before, but I'm glad I stumbled on this video. Easy sub, for all the pain you endured lol.
You madlads have done it again, it's amazing to see how far you've come since your first video til now, you're always pushing yourselves above and beyond to makes videos for us, and we all love each and every video you make
I was there during the streams! been hyped for this!
thanks for coming down babe next time bring pizzi xxxx
Hold on a goddamn second…
THIS ISN’T THE IGN STRATEGY GUIDE!!!
Nah it's the gamefaqs guide
I finally finished Elden Ring and got a chance to watch this, thank you for the blast from the past, I've been watching since your OG vids and have been "recreating" your runs at SL1 as of recent. (finished DS3 and almost all of DS2 at this point, all bosses + DLC) You really have been a big inspiration for me and I'm glad you're still keeping up the good shit. You definitely deserve some Pizzie right now
Sweet, sweet, sweet Victory. Thanks for many years of laughs and rewatchable videos.
By Odin’s beard…he’s actually done it.
I hope you have as much fun making these as we have watching them, and I hope to see a great many more Elden Ring videos to come!
Edited: spelling.
theyre a great laugh to make! My pleasure xx
@@ZeroLenny What a gentleman. We salute you sir.
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Praise the Sun!
Loved the throwback in the ending, part of the reason I fell in love with your videos and content, I was cheering for you through my phone and screamed the lyrics of sweet victory after the motivation messages, keep going strong Lennyboy we love you and your content lots!
A couple years ago i took all of the motivational parts of your experience series and put them into one 17 minute long video. And i memorized it so i was a able to speak along with the one in this video perfectly. Thanks for being an inspiration Lenny
Three children for Radagon under the moonlit sky
Seven demigods fighting to the bone
Nine wails for Melina doomed to die
One Elden Ring for the Lenny on his spicy throne
In the Lands Between, where the maidenless lie
One Elden Ring to rule all Souls
One Elden Ring to be the best
One Elden Ring to bring all spice
And put Lenny's torch to the test
In the Lands Between, where the maidenless lie
Congratulations on this milestone, Lenny. Stay spicy, you absolute madlad!
Thanks Sauron, very cool!
I always loved this classic format, idk why I got chills during the Malenia fight, maybe because its the first souls game where I beat all the bosses before watching your vid
didn't even have to beat fallingstar beast to get out of caelid, just walk to the entrance of the cave and rest at the site of grace to teleport out lol
The throwback to your old vids made me shed a tear. Love you, Lenny.
The super poise perfume bottle would probably help with the Rykard fire stagger problem, though I haven't tested it out myself so I don't know
you cannot run or roll while that effect is active
@@theessenceofawesome1 but you can bloodhound step
@@fireblast133 bloodhound step is straight up the best art in the game
@@bigmoneyswager I've been using the wing of astel and the Art on that is fucking insane just straight up space nukes
@@bigmoneyswager bloodhound step is not only the best art in the game, it's the best thing in the game. Even katanas are far weaker than bloodhound step.
I will say, going back and watching the old videos compared to the new.
The interplay between the two lennys makes the videos infinitely better. Hard to imagine these videos without it now.
I’ve no urge to ever pick this game back up again after beating it once but seeing you persevere puts a smile on my face that’s irreplaceable. Love your work and hope you’re doing well.
Both nostalgic and amazing as always! Can’t wait for a new one coming 2027 when Elden Ring 2 is out!
Hell yes Elden Ring in the classic Experience style, I've missed this so much, the music, the motivational speeches. Love the old and new style Lenny vids, always looking forward to more they're easily some of the best in the biz
Actually lenny in the caelid dungeon you can just walk out of the entrance and you can fast travel again. You just can't fast travel underground
Not quite accurate. When you're caught by a transportation trap you can't teleport again until you rest at a Grace.
You can definitely fast travel underground.
Sorta. If you’ve beaten the boss of the area, then yes, otherwise you need to walk outside first. Teleportation trap just requires you sit at a grace as well before being able to teleport.
What a nostalgic trip that was I've always loved your "expirence" videos. Took me right back to 2013
I went in knowing for certain that Malenia would be the “motivational training montage segment”
glad to see the movement is still going
It took me 20+ hours to beat Malenia, 16 of those hours were in 8 hour segments of nonstop attempts. Even so, At the 24 or so hour mark I managed to beat her without summoning. The callback to the motivational speeches from your old videos actually brought a tear to my eye. Well done Lenny, I really hope this video gets the recognition it deserves.
you fought her with no summons and a torch too? :0
@@aesthetic-ds2mt lol no, I don't think I would ever attempt that.
*Music to drive by hits*
*Level 1 class selected*
*Red bowl cut comes into frame*
We're back boys
Now that I finally beat Elden Ring for myself I was able to watch this video. And man it did not disappoint. Great vid and keep up the good work man.
Finally. A new video with a mid fight motivational speech and a “Sweet Victory” and captions roundup.
I have missed these 😀
You know, I haven’t watched your streams, to not get spoiled, as I played the game myself in the background. Having finished the game just yesterday, your video couldn’t come at a more perfect time. Love you robo Lenny
Had a chuckle when the flashback/Motivational section with Malenia you had the previous endgane bosses and ditched ds2, fuckin brilliant man.
Actual chills at the end of the Malenia fight. Great editing, very emotional
Ngl you made me burst out laughing at 4 am from that last 10 sec, ffuuuuuuuck man got me good XD
I unfortunately can't watch this video yet, as I'm still only 60/65 hours into Elden Ring
Hope the run went well tho, I'll definitely watch it after finishing the game
Edit:
Finally finished the video, it was fucking glorious
Just you wait until you get to the Mind Goblins
only 60 hours? im beat all main bosses in 40 hours bruh what
I am about 60h in too, so I stopped watching @17:00, will be back once I beat the game
@Hamonion dude i took my time with it, but being 60+ hours in game and you haven’t at least seen most of the main bosses is pretty weird
@@user-xu1ru1nu3y Current WR is like 30 minutes so... 40 hours... bruh what that's slow as shit.
Dude, this was insane. I'm still struggling to beat it with regular weaponry.
You legend.
I can't say how much I appreciate you making this video like they used to be in the good old days!
Absolute mad lad. The moment I heard the song in intro I was all hyped up
These types of vids have always made me laugh. Now going through chemo this brings me so much more joy then i expected. Don't ever stop what you're doing big len.
You got this buddy, slap that cancer around like it's Margit on your 4th playthru
I loved this style of videos. Really want them back.
Im going to be honest, this is probably the best Elden Ring video I have seen. So well done, and glad it is an homage to your older style of videos. Love your content, can't wait to see what comes next.
Never knew how badly I needed that motivational Malenia montage. Congrats on the run!
Lenny the absolute MAD LAD has done it already!
Looking forward to the future Elden Ring content 🔥
The torch is not even close to being the worst weapon!! Try striking with a mage staff, can only do R2s that deal around 20 damage
ssssssssssssssssh
The new broken sword?! HAS IT BEEN FOUND?!?!?!
@@Alberich_Prince_of_Dwarves THE WOODEN STICK I PICKED FROM THE GROUND EXPERIENCE
@@Antinxi MY GUIDING MOONLIGHT
Until you get the Carian Scepter and its special steroided-ass Spinning Weapon, and it just becomes a nightmare death blender.
Finally been waiting for this video loved it i always enjoy watching these videos
A classic Lenny experience… just the Intro and the first 30 seconds… Robo-Lenny is also back. I love everything about this!❤
I'm rewatching this just to make sure I'm not hallucinating and he actually beat Malenia with the torch.
The king of all chads
Malenia has individually articulated toes on her greaves 0.0 how the fuck did i not know about this until now best girl 10/10
This video has taken me back to the time I first found your channel with the Dark Souls 2 experience. Made me laugh and feel motivated then as this one has done now. Hope Elden Ring brings a good tide to your channel. Cheers for the entertainment you've provided along the years.
So good dude, congratulation of the big W. The fact you actually did that old school motivational piece with Malenia was so good!
9:31 Not gonna lie, the rock drop during the "Nap time" caught me so off guard i almost fell out of my chair.
Also seeing you defeat morgott so easily after the gauntlet i went through to defeat that guy on my first run, and for some time i genuinely thought he was impossible even with like, RL60, and then you do it with a torch, that took a part of my soul alright.
Respect the commitment though, specially trying malenia for that long. Cheers lad, great work.
I got an ad as the rock fell on him, I fucking died harder than Lenny did lmao
Rune Level 60 is, if anything, really, really low for that fight, frankly.
Glad you made it Lenny, your struggle moment in these kind of videos are really inspiring. Your actions gonna forever be a reminder to us that nothing is impossible if you are mad enough to follow your dreams
This was amazing. Great video. 10/10. Thanks for all the laughs. I could feel your suffering at times.
This was a fantastic throw back Vid. Loved every seconded of it and love for the Lenny bois too
I’d love to see the full successful torch only malenia fight
Malenia: Extraordinary! I've finally met my match.
Lenny: Um, ma'm, this is a torch, and it's mine.
I love this classic style, the motivational speeches and sweet victory at the end moves me deeply
HOT DAMN I've waited for so long. Glad to see the vids up ya spicy lad.
Was there for the streams, and now I get to see the whole thing! My GOAT, Lenny!
Edit: THAT RYKARD KILL YOOOOOO
Edit 2: WE EVEN GOT A SWEET VICTORY, LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOO
These are always my favorite videos, had tears in my eyes at the end haha. Thank you for all the good years Lenny
the montages at the end were so nostalgic. loved the video man good job
i was waiting SO MUCH for that music in the beginning of your videos. Thanks
Honestly I always thought the weathered straight sword was this games' broken sword. It is wielded by the weakest enemy type (the old dudes that look like gatekeeper gostoc)
the damage isn't shit enough.
It very much is
@@Dark0neone Shit damage belongs to Ruin Fragments. Literally worst than fists lmao
@@bismarckimperia8781 free-aiming them is useful though
Honestly Malenia isn't the boss I thought was going to give him trouble - at the end of the day, all of Malenia's attacks have big tells, she's parriable, she leaves you big windows after her attack strings finish, and there are plenty of ways to minimize or eliminate the threat Waterfowl Dance poses. She's still difficult once you master her, but once you do have everything down, it's only a matter of time until you put it all together.
Elden Beast though? Every time you get close to that fucker, he teleports to the other goddamn side of his infinite flat plane arena. It's like the dragon boss in Sekiro except if it just kept blowing you away with the wind. I can only guess at how long that must have taken.
And honestly he's not even the worst of that archetype, at least Elden Beast has a huge hurtbox that stays near the ground all the time. He got Ranni's ending, which means he went through fucking *Astel*, who has just as much of an aversion to staying in close as Elden Beast does, but with more zoning tools and a janky-ass hitbox. I can deal with making like 50 5-minute attempts at Malenia. I don't think I'd have the sheer mental fortitude for a single 2-hour attempt against Astel.
All that for a maiden...
When this game was coming out I don’t know what I was more excited for, the game itself or your challenge run of the game. These are amazing videos thank you so much. I hope You can produce one of these videos with Armored Core VI!
Man the return of "Sweet Victory" had me bawling like a newborn baby 😂 Another classic lenny video PERFECTION. ❤💯
"Is that cheating?"
"I don't care, makes me feel like a speedrunner."
Lmao same, i've already commited the quit out sequence of buttons to muscle memory and can input them in less than a second
I love how lenny beats the hardest bosses in soulsborne with a torch
wait there's other weapons??
@@ZeroLenny nah mate, talking about orphan of kos and malenia
@@danksel982 nah m8, you didn't get the joke. You see what ZeroLenny is trying to do here is feign ignorance of the fact that within the game of Elden Ring there are other armaments one can equip in which to fight bosses, hence the 30 minutes video of attacking the bosses with a firey stick. You seem to have misinterpreted ZeroLenny. My best explanation for this is that you may have thought ZeroLenny said "wait there's other bosses??" which might be why you responded with the other ones that you were thinking about.
Anyways, I hope this cleared it all up for you sugartits.
Thx man.
Every time you make video I sitting in front of my screen like kid, laughing and having the fun of my life.
You are one of the best souls players I have seen and one of the best RUclipsr/Streamer out there, again thx for making such good videos.
I havent laughed like that in weeks, thanks alot