Why Creepypasta vs Goku Isn't Close!

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  • Опубликовано: 23 ноя 2024

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  • @cooler5827
    @cooler5827 24 дня назад +1182

    Chi-Chi would unironically no-diff Jeff The Killer.

    • @Nota6693
      @Nota6693 24 дня назад +137

      She would win against any creepypasta character.

    • @Xenocrimsonsaiyan
      @Xenocrimsonsaiyan 24 дня назад +167

      ​@@Nota6693nah mr satan solo all creepypasta verse☠️☠️☠️

    • @Elijah17439
      @Elijah17439 24 дня назад +64

      Due to power levels, she can blow up the moon

    • @Hatsune_mikuxX
      @Hatsune_mikuxX 24 дня назад +39

      ​@@Elijah17439I mean in her beast form she one shot ultra instinct delxue edition fully Verison mastered kaioken mastered fused gogeta with ultra ego and side of eggs

    • @KingsAvAgee_1
      @KingsAvAgee_1 23 дня назад +15

      @@Hatsune_mikuxXnahhhh bro she can’t beat him with a side of eggs, he’s too powerful 😢

  • @deltalord6969
    @deltalord6969 24 дня назад +1142

    Jeff when he comes out of his corner shrouded in darkness to kill someone only to see goku come out of the corner in the other side of the room saying that he heard he was strong:

    • @Thomas-tk6pu
      @Thomas-tk6pu 24 дня назад +106

      "My name Jeff"

    • @mechanicalmonkee6262
      @mechanicalmonkee6262 24 дня назад +106

      In that moment, goku became the creepypasta

    • @Nota6693
      @Nota6693 24 дня назад +20

      And my name is goku​@@Thomas-tk6pu

    • @BrandonScott-mi5pz
      @BrandonScott-mi5pz 24 дня назад +4

      GREAT LONK'S TAKES DRAGON BALL VS CREEPYPASTA GOKU VS CREEPYPASTA CREW ISN'T CLOSE.

    • @Robotvong
      @Robotvong 24 дня назад +5

      Happy Halloween

  • @Goober_doober159
    @Goober_doober159 24 дня назад +774

    Sonic.exe when goku unplugs the computer/TV:

    • @lonkstakes
      @lonkstakes  24 дня назад +268

      Cyberbullies when I close the computer

    • @JackgarPrime
      @JackgarPrime 24 дня назад +63

      Me vs Sonic.exe Isn't Close!

    • @Tigershark5639
      @Tigershark5639 24 дня назад +42

      Sonic.exe when goku climbs into to the screen like "I heard your strong"

    • @HelenaSan425
      @HelenaSan425 24 дня назад +13

      @@Goober_doober159 i just rip a DBZ manga pages and Goku is done

    • @HelenaSan425
      @HelenaSan425 24 дня назад +4

      isn't Goku also inside the computer because he's also a fictional character?

  • @Lime-green-death-beam
    @Lime-green-death-beam 24 дня назад +638

    Goku going to get a midnight snack and catches slenderman cooking hotdogs on the stove it will be the ultimate battle

    • @lonkstakes
      @lonkstakes  24 дня назад +181

      Goku vs the hungry home invader

    • @steelersnation9822
      @steelersnation9822 24 дня назад +10

      @@lonkstakesyou didn’t research SNES Godzilla at all. He drove a girl to kill herself and Goku would have to win the game or he dies. Care to explain?

    • @lonkstakes
      @lonkstakes  24 дня назад +65

      @@steelersnation9822 Why would red be strong enough to kill goku lol

    • @da-sonic
      @da-sonic 24 дня назад +16

      @@steelersnation9822ah yes, snes godzilla

    • @BrandonScott-mi5pz
      @BrandonScott-mi5pz 24 дня назад +1

      EXCELLENT LONK'S TAKES DRAGON BALL VS CREEPYPASTA.

  • @bigyoshi5170
    @bigyoshi5170 24 дня назад +212

    Chapter 1:
    Goku went to his friend Jeff’s house
    Chapter 2:
    Jeff had a knife *(PEAK CINEMA)*

    • @batbutchasing
      @batbutchasing 24 дня назад +17

      Chapter 3: Jeff was actually a KILLER!

    • @LuarIbriqi-qf4fh
      @LuarIbriqi-qf4fh 24 дня назад +16

      Chapter 4: Jeff was atcually killed

    • @ahmedriyad4264
      @ahmedriyad4264 24 дня назад +3

      Chapter4.5:guess goku is the killer now(i apologize to og ch4 creator for not noticing also update: add .5 if you want to add new info for existing ch without making new one)

    • @samloveseditz
      @samloveseditz 24 дня назад

      Chapter 5:tall white dude appears!

    • @bepbobbap
      @bepbobbap 24 дня назад

      Chapter 6:tall white dude try's to Jeff the kill Goku

  • @justsomeguywholovesberserk6375
    @justsomeguywholovesberserk6375 24 дня назад +233

    Jeff: Knife
    Goku: *blasts him with a universe destroying Ki Blast*

  • @sabaibaikari7023
    @sabaibaikari7023 24 дня назад +586

    Goku vs cancer is closer than you think.

    • @iDidnotask0
      @iDidnotask0 24 дня назад +34

      Can a senzu bean cure cancer ?

    • @reezywood3706
      @reezywood3706 24 дня назад

      @@iDidnotask0couldn’t cure the heart virus so i highly doubt it

    • @cmxb2081
      @cmxb2081 24 дня назад

      @@iDidnotask0 No, a heart virus didn't get cured by them.

    • @erramus6369
      @erramus6369 24 дня назад +75

      Cancer removes gokus hair which makes him lose all his transformations, meaning he has to fightin base form which puts him in a massive disadvantage.

    • @da-sonic
      @da-sonic 24 дня назад +12

      @@erramus6369kaioken

  • @ShockedTaiLung
    @ShockedTaiLung 24 дня назад +407

    Bro just be power scaling ANYTHING at this point 💀💀💀

    • @lonkstakes
      @lonkstakes  24 дня назад +82

      Yessir

    • @JackgarPrime
      @JackgarPrime 24 дня назад +12

      Gotta find things to make videos of somehow!

    • @CerealExperimentsMizuki
      @CerealExperimentsMizuki 24 дня назад +3

      ​@@lonkstakes next video will be Nodins from Howard Phillips Lovecraft's Yogg'Sothothory vs Milk-Man Man from D.C.'s Milk Wars.

    • @voltrya6844
      @voltrya6844 24 дня назад +4

      i need fate powerscaling, i need to see the incredible title that would be van gogh vs goku 😞

    • @andrewcoleman8856
      @andrewcoleman8856 24 дня назад

      ​@JackgarPrime make the next one CC goku vs some horror entities

  • @mechanicalmonkee6262
    @mechanicalmonkee6262 24 дня назад +214

    There should be a goku creepypasta where he goes around telling people that he thinks they're strong before ending them brutually😂
    "It's me! Goku"
    "NOOOO-"

    • @RedMoonFlare
      @RedMoonFlare 23 дня назад +13

      So goku black

    • @mlgthuglife5528
      @mlgthuglife5528 13 дней назад +4

      "Time for some slee- is that dragon soul I hear??"
      (Goku floats down in the middle of the room)
      "I heard you're strong! LET ME FIGHT YA'! HRAGH!"
      "NOOOO!!-"
      (Goku shatters all the bones in their body)
      "That was fun, We should fight again sometime!"
      (Guy is slumped on the floor with fractured bones and brain damage)
      (Goku flies off with a innocent smile on his face)

    • @NusersAccount
      @NusersAccount 3 дня назад +1

      ​@@RedMoonFlareyes but with Goku's personality

  • @erramus6369
    @erramus6369 24 дня назад +176

    Next month Goku vs Santa is closer than you think?

    • @lonkstakes
      @lonkstakes  24 дня назад +79

      You're not gonna believe this but I already did this

    • @erramus6369
      @erramus6369 24 дня назад +7

      @lonkstakes You the goat

    • @CerealExperimentsMizuki
      @CerealExperimentsMizuki 24 дня назад +4

      Santa from D.C. or Marvel comics is either Mid Outerversal to High Outerversal.

    • @Foreverstudio0192
      @Foreverstudio0192 24 дня назад +1

      @@lonkstakes Goku vs Krampus!?

    • @ethanxd1721
      @ethanxd1721 22 дня назад

      ​@@lonkstakes Goku vs Krampus next I am guessing?

  • @OskarL47
    @OskarL47 24 дня назад +107

    Correction to Red from Nes Godzilla. At the end of the story, he takes control of the protagonist's body, making him unable to move (apart from his fingers and eyes so he can play) and is able to make the pain felt by the character in the game also feel by the player (without transferring the damage) and (although this ultimately did not happen ) he said if the protagonist loses the fight with him, his heart will stop. He still wouldn't defeat Goku, but he still does more than just pixels on the screen

    • @lonkstakes
      @lonkstakes  24 дня назад +42

      I shouldve clarified that his best "feats" happen as pixels on the screen like when a monster he beats destroys the moon, I didn't say that as well as I could

    • @youraveragerobloxkid
      @youraveragerobloxkid 24 дня назад +8

      @@lonkstakes I believe he can defeat him the same way he killed zack's girlfriend (i forgot his name) and he could just make goku do the coronavirus challenge or something

    • @spidergameryt4557
      @spidergameryt4557 8 дней назад

      ​@@youraveragerobloxkidzach's girlfriend is melissa, i don't think red could do the same to goku because Goku is a sayan, but idk i never watched dragon ball.
      However i do think that red would be pretty strong even with Just the screen pixels feats because cosbydaf confirmed that the game (in the lore) is a whole alternate universe, and most of the kaijus in it have some pretty crazy feats and statement, but its unknown whether the game reality ones are as strong.

  • @RealHyperHedgehog
    @RealHyperHedgehog 24 дня назад +96

    There appears to be a Creepypasta renaissance this year. As someone who grew up with creepypastas, I’m all for it.

    • @Snomdog
      @Snomdog 18 дней назад

      Same m8

  • @Zan_fr
    @Zan_fr 23 дня назад +81

    "I'm gonna jeff the kill yo-"
    "S P I R I T B O M B"

    • @MalosiAudios
      @MalosiAudios 20 дней назад +2

      Bruh that’s funny asf tho “I’m gonna Jeff the kill you” 🤣

    • @mechigo6468
      @mechigo6468 16 дней назад

      absolute cinema

    • @thefallen2220
      @thefallen2220 13 дней назад

      Thats so overkill 😭

  • @Epicvibes999
    @Epicvibes999 22 дня назад +41

    Goku: "I will surpass you Slender Man"
    Slenderman: "8 Pages, Lmao"

  • @thanglauc
    @thanglauc 24 дня назад +20

    I used to draw a comic about Goku and Vegeta fighting creepypasta characters. Years later and I just can't believe someone made an anime adaptation.

  • @User-b9q2z
    @User-b9q2z 23 дня назад +30

    I think Farmer with a Shotgun would be able to handle most creepypastas

    • @rosythegardevoir
      @rosythegardevoir 19 дней назад +1

      Farmer with a shotgun vs Jeff the killer is closer than you think

    • @Calmtimer
      @Calmtimer 19 дней назад +1

      What's mf with a knife gonna do to a farmer with a shotgun in an open field

    • @rosythegardevoir
      @rosythegardevoir 19 дней назад

      @Calmtimer dodge?

    • @Calmtimer
      @Calmtimer 19 дней назад

      @@rosythegardevoir Piccolo in shambles

    • @SonGokuEarthshero
      @SonGokuEarthshero 11 дней назад +1

      Bro is not fast enough for that shit, stop doing tricks on it!

  • @robocatssj3theofficial
    @robocatssj3theofficial 24 дня назад +41

    "I AM GOD"
    "Wow, I know a god. If you're like him, you must be pretty strong! Let's fight!"

  • @JackgarPrime
    @JackgarPrime 24 дня назад +48

    Since we seem to be going back through time, why not eventually doing a "Goku vs Urban Legends" and then "Goku vs Fairy Tales" series of videos?

    • @lonkstakes
      @lonkstakes  24 дня назад +19

      Maybe for next halloween

    • @JackgarPrime
      @JackgarPrime 24 дня назад

      @lonkstakes True, gotta keep something in the pocket for the future

    • @CerealExperimentsMizuki
      @CerealExperimentsMizuki 24 дня назад +7

      Damn, Goku would lose pretty hardily to the top tiers of Faye and Farie, but he'd go decently far. Probably.
      The Urban Legend stuff is fun since many legends are just wondering God's who cannot be killed by conventional weapons. I like to imagine Goku just teleporting behind a Wendigo or a Vampire and just erasing it from the Universe with a Kamehameha wave.

  • @Judgement_Kazzy
    @Judgement_Kazzy 24 дня назад +22

    Every day we take the "can he beat Goku" meme further beyond its limits

  • @powerlevelvlog1089
    @powerlevelvlog1089 24 дня назад +43

    How it be like
    Jeff:Go to sle-
    *Xenoverse 2 Saiyan pod landing theme plays*
    Goku:I heard your strong
    *Insert prowler goku*

    • @RemJai1234
      @RemJai1234 24 дня назад

      💀💀💀💀😂😂

  • @orangelightning2352
    @orangelightning2352 23 дня назад +19

    "The *PENIS* Monkey" got me laughing hard

  • @renny7057
    @renny7057 24 дня назад +20

    Goku vs Inflation and Interest Rates when?

    • @Skivv5
      @Skivv5 17 дней назад +1

      I'd say that goku would need at least about ssjb kaiokenx15 and maybe UI omen if it gets rough.

  • @ToadBup
    @ToadBup 24 дня назад +48

    Lonk we need to run some Sonic.EXE games

  • @chrisdam4027
    @chrisdam4027 23 дня назад +10

    Why can i imagine Jeff the Killer franticly running away Goku, hiding inside a closet in the darkness, peering through a keyhole only to be met with UI Goku Instant Transmissioning staring back at him through said keyhole with the scuffed 'Biblicly acurate' Voicemod going.
    'BE NOT AFRAID, ITS ME, GOKU!'

  • @speedlord9658
    @speedlord9658 24 дня назад +64

    0:23 say that again ?

  • @CerealExperimentsMizuki
    @CerealExperimentsMizuki 24 дня назад +13

    I legitimately didn't expect to hear a simplified version of the Metaverse through Quantum Probability and Slenderman in the same video. The cosmology is surprisingly big.
    Although I am surprised to know how Slenderman beats Goku, I'm definitely not surprised at the fact that there's a version powerful enough to beat Goku.

  • @FrogThatVibes
    @FrogThatVibes 24 дня назад +26

    Sonic.exe when goku hits the Zeno button

    • @ultragenesisgamer0632
      @ultragenesisgamer0632 24 дня назад +1

      Exactly Goku would get Zeno to erase sonic exe and his world like zamsu in super

    • @GAMINGTHEHEDGEHOG
      @GAMINGTHEHEDGEHOG 24 дня назад +2

      @@ultragenesisgamer0632
      One major issue is that OG Sonic.exe can’t truly be erased, as he’s already non-existent in nature. While his world could be erased, the entity himself wouldn’t be affected. Moreover, OG Sonic.exe possesses the ability to erase others-even those on par with beings like Zeno-using an absolute erasure effect tied to a black hole within his stomach. His nature as a non-existent entity gives him a resilience that conventional erasure simply can’t overcome.

    • @ultragenesisgamer0632
      @ultragenesisgamer0632 24 дня назад +2

      @@GAMINGTHEHEDGEHOG exe probably be like floating in nothingness forever if Zeno used his attack unless he gets out of his game and his game would crash forever but hey that's just a theory I think Zeno powers will probably do

    • @gameuniverse5973
      @gameuniverse5973 23 дня назад

      Depending on the sonic exe version rip Zeno

    • @EchoNest-2011
      @EchoNest-2011 19 дней назад +1

      @@ultragenesisgamer0632og EXE has immortality 9, so he wouldn’t get erased, only his realm/void.

  • @NewOverlord
    @NewOverlord 24 дня назад +63

    Dang! Never thought Slenderman was that OP. Good video by the way.

  • @calijack2006
    @calijack2006 24 дня назад +4

    honestly, I was so genuinely surprised to hear the final one be slender man and not zalgo As a apparently, he’s the most powerful one in all of the creepy pastas but then again I guess it wouldn’t have really mattered considering that all the lore that you mention about slender man means that Goku just hard stops right there and zalgo would genuinely be overkill

    • @Michael-o9f
      @Michael-o9f 24 дня назад +1

      Zalgo not even top 3 those are supreme Jude Mr creepy pasta and auren the absolute

  • @OGDBbetta
    @OGDBbetta 24 дня назад +67

    All I'm hearing is, Ssj4 Gogeta solos

    • @User-b9q2z
      @User-b9q2z 23 дня назад +4

      I mean, youre not wrong

    • @funny-gv3ml
      @funny-gv3ml 23 дня назад +19

      Cabba :

    • @zsoltbende5092
      @zsoltbende5092 23 дня назад +13

      Base Cabba: 😊

    • @ThatOneRandomLevy
      @ThatOneRandomLevy 23 дня назад +1

      @@zsoltbende5092 SSJ4 Gogeta but he's wearing a red and black outfit (Ifykyk)

    • @gghgh-z5h
      @gghgh-z5h 23 дня назад

      gt is overpowered

  • @fangzgaming5510
    @fangzgaming5510 24 дня назад +18

    Current Goku vs Zalgo would be a true challenge for powerscalers.

    • @juggernautthedarkultima6758
      @juggernautthedarkultima6758 24 дня назад +7

      It would be a nightmare and I'm now going to add zalgo to my list of characters to mention in order to humble gokutards and powerscalers alongside Saiki Kuso, and Kumigawa

    • @Nota6693
      @Nota6693 24 дня назад +6

      Zalgo: I am going to defend you
      Goku: Your creator is creep

    • @CerealExperimentsMizuki
      @CerealExperimentsMizuki 24 дня назад

      ​@@juggernautthedarkultima6758 man there's so many more characters who can beat Goku than just those Two randoms.

    • @juggernautthedarkultima6758
      @juggernautthedarkultima6758 24 дня назад

      @CerealExperimentsMizuki i know but there the easiest ones to mention and upset the Gokutards because they mention the most out of hand stuff to justify him being able to win when you bring up characters like saiki or Kumigawa alongside the others on my list like sailor moon and superman

    • @CerealExperimentsMizuki
      @CerealExperimentsMizuki 24 дня назад

      @@juggernautthedarkultima6758 well I ain't ever heard of them, I don't think they're as widely known as you think they are. Something like Pre Crisis Superman can one shot even CC Goku in his base form, Pre Crisis is pretty much the most widely known character who can beat Goku, other than True Form Pennywise, True Form Cu'Thulu, Base Wukong, Kami Tenchi and other comic characters like current Thor and current Hulk.

  • @video_404-com8
    @video_404-com8 23 дня назад +5

    Slender man when someone gets 8 random pieces of paper: "Ok you win. Im gonna dip out"

  • @consfji65
    @consfji65 24 дня назад +3

    i like to think Slenderman and Goku would be friends
    Like Goku would come to his house, see slenderman cooking stuff, he would be confused but thank him, and they would become friends and like, train together or smth.

  • @Jsipki265
    @Jsipki265 25 дней назад +169

    TY for this 𝐒𝐏𝐎𝐎𝐊𝐘 vid for Halloween 🎃 also Goku solos🗿

    • @lonkstakes
      @lonkstakes  25 дней назад +18

      Of course

    • @Its_GGMAN
      @Its_GGMAN 20 дней назад +2

      ​@@lonkstakesgoku black is 7th dimensional bc his scythe cut through the fabric of space and time prove me wrong

  • @eri8948
    @eri8948 23 дня назад +4

    ngl i half expected him to talk about zalgo

  • @FuriousParodies
    @FuriousParodies День назад

    The very second you mentioned Godzilla NES I got the chills. That was the only creepypasta that has only really struck a chord for me.

  • @HelenaSan425
    @HelenaSan425 24 дня назад +50

    Zalgo is ironically hyperverserl lol

    • @lonkstakes
      @lonkstakes  24 дня назад +26

      Prolly yeah, he scales over slenderman

    • @Zack-pm2tu
      @Zack-pm2tu 24 дня назад +21

      I felt like Zalgo was the elephant in the room but he went unmentioned.

    • @machian76
      @machian76 24 дня назад +2

      Zalgo the creepypasta satan

    • @DarkseidMoonKnightSolosAnime
      @DarkseidMoonKnightSolosAnime 24 дня назад

      ghost rider is boundless

    • @gameuniverse5973
      @gameuniverse5973 23 дня назад

      ​@@lonkstakeszalgo scaling can go nutty

  • @GAMINGTHEHEDGEHOG
    @GAMINGTHEHEDGEHOG 24 дня назад +28

    3:17: OG Sonic.exe isn’t limited to our world due to dimensional constraints; rather, he’s a true outsider to our universe-a non-existent anomaly that lies entirely outside its natural order. According to the Word of God: "The creature that is Sonic.exe was created in the void, in a gap between dimensions, making him a non-existent outsider in our universe." In essence, it’s less about him being blocked by dimensional limits and more about the universe itself recoiling, saying, "Who the hell are you?" He doesn’t fit within our reality’s framework, not because of dimensional barriers, but because he fundamentally doesn’t belong there.

  • @ItsJustMeJim
    @ItsJustMeJim 24 дня назад +10

    Do "Why Roblox Vs Goku Isn't Close!" on April Fools day

    • @Gokulosestoavirus
      @Gokulosestoavirus 23 дня назад

      For some reason I read your comment as Robotnik. I was about to say Robotnik could actually give Goku a run for his money with the robots he builds, but I corrected my train of thought lol.

  • @priorraptor7024
    @priorraptor7024 9 часов назад

    I can imagine goku suddenly appearing at sonic's back and saying "I heard you're pretty strong"

  • @lonkstakes
    @lonkstakes  24 дня назад +8

    Yes I know halloween is tomorrow...

  • @kepabra3782
    @kepabra3782 23 дня назад +3

    Wait wait wait,.this kinda brought me back to that old Slenderman vs Freddy Krueger debate...
    Does this means that Slenderman in fact, outscales and defeats Freddy?

    • @gameuniverse5973
      @gameuniverse5973 2 дня назад +1

      @@kepabra3782 uhh maybe unless you believe the multi Freddy arguments
      I kinda believe the uni one where he laughs so hard the universe is shown literally shaking

  • @mufasa5288
    @mufasa5288 24 дня назад +4

    My life’s been really stressful lately in glad I got your videos to keep me down keep yo the peak content 🙏

    • @lonkstakes
      @lonkstakes  24 дня назад +1

      Hope things get better bro!

  • @Snomdog
    @Snomdog 18 дней назад +2

    “Hey Slender Man! I heard you’re pretty strong!”
    *Goes SSJ*
    “Let’s test that.”

  • @masonanderson9190
    @masonanderson9190 24 дня назад +5

    Lonk I love your content and have been following for a long time! I would love to see you making longer videos. We just can’t get enough sometimes!

    • @lonkstakes
      @lonkstakes  24 дня назад +2

      If the videos get longer, they wouldn't be weekly anymore unfortunately

  • @rishabhsrikanth15
    @rishabhsrikanth15 24 дня назад +2

    Would love to see a part 2 of this with lesser known Creepy Pastas. I'm sure there are still few more which is as powerful as the ones mentioned in this video.

  • @Earthdoom11
    @Earthdoom11 23 дня назад +4

    The down play for sonic exe is crazy work 💀💀

    • @Nerdlee-27
      @Nerdlee-27 23 дня назад +1

      Uni to Low Multi at best tbh.

  • @КоваленкоРоман-л9ю
    @КоваленкоРоман-л9ю 13 дней назад +2

    Damn, Slenderman is OP… But how about place him against Xeno or CC Goku???

  • @Goji-C
    @Goji-C 24 дня назад +32

    Smile dog got that

    • @lonkstakes
      @lonkstakes  24 дня назад +14

      Smile dog vs king furry isnt close

    • @juggernautthedarkultima6758
      @juggernautthedarkultima6758 24 дня назад

      Smile dog is a character who's power isn't all that useful in combat

    • @CerealExperimentsMizuki
      @CerealExperimentsMizuki 24 дня назад

      Smile Dog vs Watchdog Man when??

    • @PixeIated
      @PixeIated 24 дня назад

      Smile dog got that dog in him

    • @kirby1025
      @kirby1025 20 дней назад

      this made me curious to how goku would react to seeing smile dog

  • @MalosiAudios
    @MalosiAudios 20 дней назад +1

    I’d like to imagine Goku stepping into EXE’s world and it just warps into the World Tournament Arena. Goku standing across on the other side, ready to fight. 💀

  • @fangzgaming5510
    @fangzgaming5510 24 дня назад +12

    Sonic.EXE (OG): Cell Saga
    2011X: B.O.G Saga
    Sonic.EYX: Resurrection F Saga
    Zalgo: (solos everyone in Dragon Ball except for Super Dragons Ball Heroes)
    Jeff: (gets soloed by the beginning of dragon ball)
    Mario.EXE (Horror M): (solos)
    Mandela Catalog: Goku Black Saga
    I'm not a powerscaler, so I might have some things incorrect.
    Edit: messed up with the Jeff scaling, I thought King Piccolo Saga was the first arc of Dragon Ball, but I must've missed something lol

    • @fangzgaming5510
      @fangzgaming5510 24 дня назад

      Slenderman: (gets soloed)

    • @GAMINGTHEHEDGEHOG
      @GAMINGTHEHEDGEHOG 24 дня назад +4

      Sonic.EYX is weaker than both og sonic.exe and 2011 X (since both of them are the same being)

    • @Nota6693
      @Nota6693 24 дня назад +1

      Dr wheelo>

    • @GAMINGTHEHEDGEHOG
      @GAMINGTHEHEDGEHOG 24 дня назад

      @@Nota6693
      Who is dr wheelo?

    • @Nota6693
      @Nota6693 24 дня назад

      @GAMINGTHEHEDGEHOG dragonball movie antagonist 2 duh btw this is a joke that he solos, but you can watch the movie. It got some cool fights in there and a movie villain that isn't copy pasta from the canon villains

  • @Pwner_theExtreme
    @Pwner_theExtreme 19 дней назад +2

    PLEASE DO "COULD SPORTACUS STOP THE SAIYANS"

  • @fangzgaming5510
    @fangzgaming5510 24 дня назад +6

    Sonic.EYX fighting Goku:
    (it's not even close)

  • @Blambmo
    @Blambmo 13 дней назад +1

    I think he'd pretty easily beat Slenderman, It's shown many many times he can just resist mind related hax, and has been shown that with overwhelming strength, nothing can affect him

    • @sleyking123
      @sleyking123 13 дней назад +1

      yeah raw strength can beat anything in dbz

  • @diogofaria3297
    @diogofaria3297 24 дня назад +3

    Goku vs inflation is a lot closer than you think.

  • @hectorplay8199
    @hectorplay8199 11 дней назад

    Goku vs RPGHorror would be kinda interesting, specially with the more dreamlike characters or literally anything in Fear and Hunger

  • @R3ALM0KU
    @R3ALM0KU 24 дня назад +7

    Bro actually made the video LMAO what a legend

  • @realmadduck2464
    @realmadduck2464 24 дня назад +2

    I didn't know slenderman was chill like that

  • @matheuskekw
    @matheuskekw 24 дня назад +5

    prowler goku jumpscares the creepypasta verse

  • @A_Toaster23
    @A_Toaster23 12 дней назад +1

    2:03 I don’t know if he’s considered an exe, but if he is, I’m pretty sure rewrite sonic is stronger than og sonic.exe for the sole purpose of rewrite is true god, which is because he was made by a preist to be god, if I remember correctly

  • @D1_hater.
    @D1_hater. 24 дня назад +4

    I’d have goku as low complex multiversal+

  • @literallyFuture
    @literallyFuture 14 дней назад +2

    slenderman when bulma makes a paper radar

  • @Leyend-xx9dv
    @Leyend-xx9dv 24 дня назад +12

    Goku would keep exe as a pet

    • @JDxY-2
      @JDxY-2 24 дня назад +2

      W

    • @GAMINGTHEHEDGEHOG
      @GAMINGTHEHEDGEHOG 24 дня назад +5

      Sadly no.

    • @ZennonTheOne
      @ZennonTheOne 24 дня назад +2

      @@GAMINGTHEHEDGEHOG If not Current Anime Goku, Manga Goku or Any SDBH Goku incarnation absolutely would bully EXE.

    • @orangesticker8027
      @orangesticker8027 24 дня назад

      @@ZennonTheOne Or just have Beerus or Zeno erase him

    • @gameuniverse5973
      @gameuniverse5973 23 дня назад +1

      ​@@ZennonTheOneLord x would literally eat the DBS verse

  • @TheManTheGuy-jb4mm
    @TheManTheGuy-jb4mm 24 дня назад +1

    So nice how Middletrack remade these creepypasta vs Goku stuff.

  • @JustSomeGokuEnjoyer2
    @JustSomeGokuEnjoyer2 24 дня назад +6

    What is Slenderman even about bro😭🙏 anyways W video

  • @RealDasaFG
    @RealDasaFG 24 дня назад +1

    Sonic.exe, an entity of pure evil watching in fear a Goku with his arms up, accepting his fate

  • @santgame7_R.I
    @santgame7_R.I 22 дня назад +3

    And .... Zalgo?

  • @mafia_giorno_Giovanna
    @mafia_giorno_Giovanna День назад

    That Clockwork creepypasta person low-key a baddie

  • @daranim852
    @daranim852 24 дня назад +29

    I understand the argument that Goku physically can't beat slenderman, but there's really no feats that slenderman could even leave a dent in Goku, let alone hit him if he was in UI or MUI. So, it's probably a stalemate on that one, since we don't know if Slenderman can harm Goku, but we know Goku can't touch slenderman.

    • @CerealExperimentsMizuki
      @CerealExperimentsMizuki 24 дня назад +7

      You do realise that Omnipresence throughout a Higher Dimension means that Slenderman has Inaccessible Speed right?? He's faster than Goku's Instant Teleportation as that's what that speed tier entails. So Goku couldn't ever do more than interact with Slenderman's shadow while he could attack Goku Infinite times in an instant with Infinite variation. I doubt Goku could survive Infinite punches from Zeno, magnified by Infinity.

    • @antoinepolnareff8970
      @antoinepolnareff8970 24 дня назад +10

      ​@@CerealExperimentsMizukiIt doesn't mean that. It's a hax. His speed is still unmeasurable even them as he isn't omnipresent but a higher dimensional being

    • @CerealExperimentsMizuki
      @CerealExperimentsMizuki 24 дня назад +1

      @antoinepolnareff8970 yeah I know his speed is Inaccessible, I mentioned it, he's faster than Instantaneous Teleportation.

    • @antoinepolnareff8970
      @antoinepolnareff8970 24 дня назад +4

      @@CerealExperimentsMizuki Inaccesible speed is only being fast enought to move in 0 Time. Instant transmission is still faster

    • @CerealExperimentsMizuki
      @CerealExperimentsMizuki 24 дня назад +1

      @antoinepolnareff8970 you are incorrect. Look it up. What you described is basically Infinite speed. Which is to travel Infinite distance over finite time.
      Instant teleportation can bypass distance and the need for speed and travelling.
      Inaccessible Speed which is the next tier is the ability to move faster than Instantaneous movement.

  • @Sonicexesolostheverse
    @Sonicexesolostheverse 23 дня назад +1

    we can run this btw

  • @Lime-green-death-beam
    @Lime-green-death-beam 24 дня назад +4

    Before watching I’m hype

  • @thanosdevito
    @thanosdevito 24 дня назад +1

    "What the hell? Why aren't you scared of me?!"
    "i don't get it lol"

  • @Jasonash4
    @Jasonash4 25 дней назад +7

    Yeah this video seems right,but with the red thing not heing able to interact with the real world didn't red set a guy on fire? That isn't going to change the verdict but that is something to mention for like a passing comment

    • @lonkstakes
      @lonkstakes  25 дней назад +5

      Something like that. But yeah it doesn’t exactly change much so…

  • @bibbagamer1284
    @bibbagamer1284 21 день назад

    If you click on the music it takes you to a podcast or something about cancelling the government

  • @CTRen
    @CTRen 22 дня назад +3

    so just to be clear, the original author for Sonic.EXE was a piece of shit who wrote a shitty story leading to people rebooting the character. The ORIGINAL Sonic.Exe to differentiate him from the others is known as Xenophanes. Then there’s the reboot, 2011X. Then there’s Lord X. And 2017X in terms of main versions of him. Most powerful might be Lord X or Rewrite.

  • @kathyst.george5136
    @kathyst.george5136 24 дня назад +1

    to be fair there are things like zalgo, an interdimensional devil, and the supreme judge who im pretty sure is literally just god.

  • @aidengabriel3508
    @aidengabriel3508 24 дня назад +11

    Try goku vs every popular sonic.exe

    • @lonkstakes
      @lonkstakes  24 дня назад +11

      Maybe, lets see what people think about this one

    • @lagswitch109
      @lagswitch109 24 дня назад +1

      @@lonkstakesif this idea were to come to life I think the strongest one imo is needle mouse as she can actually put people in to the game as sonic characters who then promptly die. Or Rewrite Sonic who bitches og sonic.exe lord x and majin sonic on wore them as jewelry but hes from FnF

    • @erramus6369
      @erramus6369 24 дня назад +1

      Goku vs Sunky....
      Who can eat more?

    • @ahmedriyad4264
      @ahmedriyad4264 24 дня назад +1

      ​@@erramus6369goku since sunky eats exclusively cereal which means goku has a wider range of food to eat

    • @gameuniverse5973
      @gameuniverse5973 23 дня назад

      ​@@lagswitch109Lord x scales super higher than needle mouse it not even funny

  • @darthrevan9707
    @darthrevan9707 15 дней назад

    5:24 "The most powerful creepypasta for last"
    - Gets an ad for Meta Quest

  • @MakaiAlliman_XXX
    @MakaiAlliman_XXX 24 дня назад +3

    Can you do a planet of the apes versus video

    • @lonkstakes
      @lonkstakes  24 дня назад

      ...like the talking monkeys...?

  • @shadesghost2372
    @shadesghost2372 15 дней назад +1

    Not mention how can he beat Zalgo? Who was stated to be High Hyperversal and consider be one of the strongest Creppypasta being.
    Accorining to how he get this feat, is stated should the Seventh Song be sung everything in the Creepypasta Reality will be destroyed unmaking the totality of existence and reality into a world of utter nothingness which seems to refer to all parallel universes and Higher-Dimensions within Creepypasta based on the Latin version which according to several sources runs on String Theory and can contain Infinitely-Layered Structures such as Hell and The Library.

  • @Articsea416
    @Articsea416 24 дня назад +10

    In one of the interviews akira said beerus millions of years ago was capable of destroying the kaioshin realm, and he was weaker than fat buu the kaioshin realm is at least 6d to 7d

    • @Articsea416
      @Articsea416 24 дня назад +1

      Battle of gods Goku is above that, by a lot

    • @z-uwu4687
      @z-uwu4687 24 дня назад +1

      Bro just forgot goku shook the void in TOP. with his presence then his blast with beerus the shockwaves alone could’ve destroyed the universe that in DBZ is infinite including all of the realms within the universe

    • @thestormthatisapproaching6705
      @thestormthatisapproaching6705 24 дня назад

      @@z-uwu4687Infinte is less than bare minimum 7D pal

    • @CerealExperimentsMizuki
      @CerealExperimentsMizuki 24 дня назад

      Bro just pulled 7D from his arsehole.

    • @ahmedriyad4264
      @ahmedriyad4264 24 дня назад +1

      ​@@thestormthatisapproaching6705context is important
      The whole reason the null realm was used is so the macrocosms aren't destroyed which implies null realm>macrocosms or even the neutral zone which contains said macrocosms

  • @itstkb8061
    @itstkb8061 19 дней назад

    My favorite way to cope with fear is to pit absurdly powerful good characters against them

  • @Reigen00023
    @Reigen00023 24 дня назад +4

    Is the SSJ3 Goku vs Ultimate Gohan video in the works? (the stream)

    • @lonkstakes
      @lonkstakes  24 дня назад +1

      Not atm I already made it like a year ago

    • @CerealExperimentsMizuki
      @CerealExperimentsMizuki 24 дня назад

      But it's so obvious that Ultimate Gohan easily beats SSJ3 Buu Saga Goku. It has been done to death so many times over the Decades.

    • @ПавелДанилов-э8х
      @ПавелДанилов-э8х 21 день назад

      ​@@CerealExperimentsMizukiyeah, fillers just messed up power scaling like with Hirudegarn, it's not like it happens after year or months of Buu saga and Buu saga himself make ssj2 Goku strong as Buuhan when he fight with Kid Buu in wrong translation witch's not make any sense. If Goku was stronger then Ultimate Gohan then Goku is the most heartless being in universe that didn't do anything.

  • @PixeIated
    @PixeIated 24 дня назад +1

    Remember! In dragon ball, if you're that much stronger than someone else, you can straight up ignore any powers

  • @Mohamed-dx5yl
    @Mohamed-dx5yl 24 дня назад +3

    Goku vs saitama.
    Please?

    • @lonkstakes
      @lonkstakes  24 дня назад +4

      In big 2024 people still need an answer?

    • @Mohamed-dx5yl
      @Mohamed-dx5yl 24 дня назад

      @lonkstakes yep

    • @CerealExperimentsMizuki
      @CerealExperimentsMizuki 24 дня назад +1

      Goku one shots accidentally while sick, injured, weakened, blinded, has the heart virus, has 99.9999999999999999% of his power removed and has no arms and legs. And he does it either by breathing or by flexing his aura.
      Saitama is fodder compared to even BOG Goku and he's gotten Millions of times more powerful at the very least, by the T.O.P.

    • @EchoNest-2011
      @EchoNest-2011 19 дней назад

      Goku slams, sorry. Saitama doesn’t have anything past galaxy level.

  • @yamato9753
    @yamato9753 24 дня назад +2

    There is one other Entity of which certain Versions could beat Goku...
    The corruption of normalcy, the Internets original eldritch horror, Zalgo.
    I think the less defined versions of his existance would be infinitely stronger than even capsule corp Goku.

  • @Oisc.
    @Oisc. 22 дня назад +23

    Why the alphabet vs Goku isn’t close.

    • @Therealfogborn
      @Therealfogborn 22 дня назад +3

      Alphabet solos with zero difficulty

  • @Booker-zl4pw
    @Booker-zl4pw 20 дней назад

    The crap that used 2 keep me up at night
    vs
    "I heard you pretty strong!"

  • @Fictional_Boy-nl5xz
    @Fictional_Boy-nl5xz 24 дня назад +9

    Where's my boy Zalgo?.. 💔

    • @lonkstakes
      @lonkstakes  24 дня назад +4

      I did not forget zalgo

    • @Fictional_Boy-nl5xz
      @Fictional_Boy-nl5xz 24 дня назад +3

      @@lonkstakes Oh, then?

    • @ahmedriyad4264
      @ahmedriyad4264 24 дня назад +2

      ​@@Fictional_Boy-nl5xzeither didn't want to use him since goku lost to slenderman(he doesn't imo but not important)or saving him for another vid

    • @Michael-o9f
      @Michael-o9f 24 дня назад

      The real question is where's the strongest creepy pasta the Jude dude Mr creepy pasta who probably solos all of anime and I don't think we should even put in auren the absolute ( if you consider him a creepy pasta)

  • @markusmartin-jc8xh
    @markusmartin-jc8xh 13 дней назад +2

    If goku knew he needed 8 pages he would be able to collect them so fast so wouldn’t that make goku win?

    • @Green_man887
      @Green_man887 13 дней назад +1

      Bro it's goku he won't collect them he wants a fair fight so unless slenderman treats the inter earth goku will try to fight him fair

  • @spincycle6724
    @spincycle6724 24 дня назад +6

    Yo do a Chaotzu vs the JJK verse

    • @lonkstakes
      @lonkstakes  24 дня назад +4

      Yajirobe vs Jojos first

    • @CerealExperimentsMizuki
      @CerealExperimentsMizuki 24 дня назад

      Chaotzu washes effortlessly. He's at the very least Planet+ with a power level of a Few Thousand.

    • @spincycle6724
      @spincycle6724 24 дня назад

      @@lonkstakes kl

    • @spincycle6724
      @spincycle6724 24 дня назад

      @@CerealExperimentsMizuki still be fun tho

  • @theslendyman4558
    @theslendyman4558 7 дней назад

    05:03 WELL, I REALLY LOVED YOUR VIDEO! I loved it a lot after all I like DBZ a lot, and I always wanted to see videos like this, and I AGREE, Goku Wins against Red But I have to correct you at this moment that you talked about Nes Godzilla Creepypasta, especially how you analyzed Red, Na Nes Godzilla Creepypasta it is shown that Mothra, in this version of the Game was able to defeat a being who in the newborn form destroyed the Moon! What would already be a good feat, and taking that Mothra is the weakest in the Game, and this bixo that breaks the moon, even called: Moon Monster! He’s not even one of the most powerful beings in the immense army that Red has, besides the fact that Red defeated Mothra in simple seconds! In other words, it can be assumed that at least the strength of the Red is planetary, according to: The red is demonstrably faster than the Light, why? Because the monsters in Nes Godzilla are confirmed to go from planet to planet in a few seconds, and Red is demonstrably faster than all of them, and in addition, Mothra was again able to dodge Mechagodzilla’s Rainbow Ray, which is proven to be faster than light, in addition to the fact that Red has many forms, in addition to the extreme power and control over the reality that Red has and the immense amount of skills that Red also possessed! But then they will comment, he can only do this inside the game...in fact this is incorrect, because Red Himself says at the end of Nes Godzilla: “I CAN’T BREAK THE RULES!” Referring to the rules of Nes Godzilla’s game, that is, you can assume that outside the Game he would be even MORE DANGEROUS! Besides the fact that he is EVEN BIGGER THAN GODZILLA! But again! I really think Goku beats Red, I just hope you understood my points why, YES, Red would give a fight AS DIFFICULT AS SONIC EXE to Goku, due to the fact that even Red HAS EXPERIENCE FIGHTING, after all he fought against Godzilla, Mothra, Anguirus and beat all of them :)

  • @Flame-i5g
    @Flame-i5g 23 дня назад +3

    All I'm saying is, Exetior solos

    • @charmingmagican9821
      @charmingmagican9821 10 дней назад +1

      Uniat best
      Goku solos

    • @Flame-i5g
      @Flame-i5g 10 дней назад

      @charmingmagican9821 Really? Man, I need to get caught up on my EXE lore. I kinda gave up on the exe thing all together once the fnf community sunk their claws into it.

  • @anthonyleon4710
    @anthonyleon4710 24 дня назад +1

    Zalgo should have been mentiond since it was stated that he created the creepypasta multiverse

  • @Dr.AutismGod
    @Dr.AutismGod 24 дня назад +11

    You severely downplayed Sonic.exe in this video

    • @lonkstakes
      @lonkstakes  24 дня назад +8

      Did I?

    • @Dr.AutismGod
      @Dr.AutismGod 24 дня назад +5

      @@lonkstakes I believe so. There were hax missing in the video that I believe give him a leg up in the fight, such as soul manipulation.

    • @deltalord6969
      @deltalord6969 24 дня назад +8

      @@Dr.AutismGod idk if soul manip would really give him the edge when Goku has dealt haki and his soul is oddly special

    • @Dr.AutismGod
      @Dr.AutismGod 24 дня назад +5

      @@deltalord6969 He resists hakai with ki. Without MUI manga scaling his soul is vulnerable to attacks like that.
      Also you can argue Sonic.exe's existence erasure is potentially a higher layer.

    • @GAMINGTHEHEDGEHOG
      @GAMINGTHEHEDGEHOG 24 дня назад +3

      @@deltalord6969
      Tbf, og sonic.exe can rip out not only his soul but his entire being with it.

  • @Gokulosestoavirus
    @Gokulosestoavirus 23 дня назад +1

    Kind of shocked about Slenderman. So basically he’s Freddy Kruger but can maintain the powers in the real world. I honestly thought it was a landslide with Goku.

  • @pokemonracer5540
    @pokemonracer5540 24 дня назад +12

    Low Multi and Low Complex Multi are completely different things. Low Multiversal to High Multiversal is still 4-D. Low Complex Multiversal is 5-D to 6-D, Complex Multiversal is 7 to 8-D, High Complex is 9-D to 11-D. My point is that if Sonic.exe is a 5D entity he beats Goku with little difficulty. Also saying canon Goku is 5-D is genuinely headache inducing… he caps at Low Multiverse to Multiverse Level… Not Low Complex Multiversal. Xeno Goku and CC Goku are the 5 to 6D versions of Goku.

    • @KapKap77
      @KapKap77 24 дня назад +1

      Goku is boundless with irrelevant speed only in ssj blue he takes all Sonic versions + verses

    • @lagswitch109
      @lagswitch109 24 дня назад +2

      @@KapKap77Boundless is some GLAZE

    • @DonDon-gy3qg
      @DonDon-gy3qg 24 дня назад +3

      @@KapKap77 Must be talking about cc goku.

    • @sonicwithglasses131
      @sonicwithglasses131 24 дня назад +2

      ​@@KapKap77sonic has better chances to be boundless than goku 💀

    • @EchoNest-2011
      @EchoNest-2011 24 дня назад +2

      @@KapKap77boundless 💀 Yet he isn’t even the strongest in his verse, do you know what tier 0 is?

  • @doomdahazrd9986
    @doomdahazrd9986 24 дня назад +1

    One blink from Zalgo and it’s over for blud.

  • @ChrisEntertains
    @ChrisEntertains 24 дня назад +4

    Goku vs SHIN sonic

    • @lonkstakes
      @lonkstakes  24 дня назад +3

      Everything I've seen, Shin loses extremely badly

    • @Nota6693
      @Nota6693 24 дня назад

      Uhhh actually shin sonic is not a creepypasta character

    • @nykaimcneil6082
      @nykaimcneil6082 23 дня назад

      @@Nota6693but he pretty much a sonic exe that is actually scary

  • @Skullyosis0
    @Skullyosis0 13 дней назад +1

    Do Soma Cruz (Castlevania) vs Creepypasta