🧤10 THINGS DAVID DE GEA COULD SAVE🧤 (Spurs vs Man Utd 0-1 Parody Rashford)

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  • Опубликовано: 21 окт 2024
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Комментарии • 7 тыс.

  • @matthewkilpatrick5533
    @matthewkilpatrick5533 5 лет назад +8948

    He could save ksi's hairline

  • @footballophileinaeternum5344
    @footballophileinaeternum5344 5 лет назад +3898

    *Who's the best GK in the world?*
    *Like- De Gea*
    *Comment- Courtois*
    *Do Nothing- Karius*

    • @urhuratnik4263
      @urhuratnik4263 5 лет назад +2

      A

    • @shiixsu
      @shiixsu 5 лет назад +9

      Footballophile in aeternum COURT- wait, he left Chelsea, DAVID DE GEA ALL DAY

    • @adriennenelson1500
      @adriennenelson1500 5 лет назад +28

      What about Buffon?
      Oops I commented but I don't like courtois

    • @Arvinto
      @Arvinto 5 лет назад +1

      Footballophile in aeternum courtois

    • @thebigm9931
      @thebigm9931 5 лет назад

      Yeet

  • @soccer4207
    @soccer4207 5 лет назад +635

    Watch out De Gea. You're Batman's biggest target now.

  • @picklepie8317
    @picklepie8317 5 лет назад +570

    He could save himself dropping the ball into the net at the World Cup

    • @tyreegrant8295
      @tyreegrant8295 5 лет назад +3

      Sycyeadogego well it was Ronaldo that shot

    • @tyreegrant8295
      @tyreegrant8295 5 лет назад +3

      Zakir Zafar true but remember Ronaldo is best player in history it’s not going to be easy to save his shots

    • @lmperlum
      @lmperlum 5 лет назад

      @Michael Garcia Ceballos *

    • @tyreegrant8295
      @tyreegrant8295 5 лет назад +2

      Michael Garcia Ronaldo u mean

    • @olivermccall3898
      @olivermccall3898 5 лет назад +3

      @Michael Garcia Ronaldo is better than Messi

  • @shortz_4
    @shortz_4 4 года назад +2003

    Who else is watching this after goalies better then David de gea

  • @intikhabhussain5534
    @intikhabhussain5534 5 лет назад +536

    *COURTOIS IS WAY BETTER THAN DE GEA AND NAVAS*
    *JUST LIKE MADRID IS BETTER THAN BARCA AND RON IS BETTER THAN MESSI*

    • @sebastiandjohan8291
      @sebastiandjohan8291 5 лет назад +18

      Thanks fax machine

    • @mehulsingla7767
      @mehulsingla7767 5 лет назад +6

      Intikhab Hussain no he can’t

    • @viptorious3405
      @viptorious3405 5 лет назад +1

      But he didnt XD

    • @LSK134
      @LSK134 5 лет назад

      I don’t think he could even save that

    • @ricardohoang8452
      @ricardohoang8452 5 лет назад +1

      @Umair Ahmed Faraz 1-5 world keeper that's right! Even Sociedad strikers can even find the Real net😂

  • @mr.pierogi9650
    @mr.pierogi9650 5 лет назад +558

    He could save 442oons from bankruptcy

  • @D_DRGN8002
    @D_DRGN8002 4 года назад +151

    Here after De Gea Assisted DCL vs Everton....my how times change

  • @sh4rfu_999
    @sh4rfu_999 5 лет назад +279

    He could save bales shot against Karius

  • @Adam-ow6it
    @Adam-ow6it 5 лет назад +470

    He could save Messi's Tax

    • @somedude450
      @somedude450 5 лет назад +1

      He could save my dying soul

    • @peterduffy5435
      @peterduffy5435 5 лет назад +15

      He could save you from stealing jokes that aren't funny at all

    • @akg1301
      @akg1301 5 лет назад

      😂😂💀

    • @dihanislam4380
      @dihanislam4380 5 лет назад

      @@peterduffy5435 its funny

    • @lionelmessi6051
      @lionelmessi6051 5 лет назад +1

      I paid my taxes unlike Cristiano.. 🧐

  • @gabrielmatre4773
    @gabrielmatre4773 5 лет назад +259

    He could save Titanic

  • @ethanq9038
    @ethanq9038 4 года назад +386

    1 thing David de dea couldn't save: Spains World Cup

    • @_kyle3503
      @_kyle3503 4 года назад +12

      cmon man even Messi cant do that

    • @ethanq9038
      @ethanq9038 4 года назад +5

      @@_kyle3503 IKR

    • @ambitions3245
      @ambitions3245 3 года назад

      @@_kyle3503 yes like ronaldo too. but messi was gonna do it in 2014 if not super mario.....

    • @farhansameer2624
      @farhansameer2624 3 года назад +1

      @@ambitions3245 if not higuain 2 misses and messi 1 miss

  • @thomasshmuller9214
    @thomasshmuller9214 5 лет назад +585

    He can save my wife from Terry..haha

  • @bramdehaan7533
    @bramdehaan7533 5 лет назад +239

    But can he save my shitty school grades😂

    • @tamzzy10565
      @tamzzy10565 5 лет назад

      Lol

    • @Shushhhhhhhhhhh521
      @Shushhhhhhhhhhh521 5 лет назад +4

      No one can even god

    • @lisadallmeier2854
      @lisadallmeier2854 5 лет назад

      Bram de Haan i’m gonna place a pic of him next to me when i write my next exam...maybe it works, who knows 🤷🏻‍♀️😂

    • @conorsmith8513
      @conorsmith8513 5 лет назад

      Or can he save me from my uncle?

    • @ziaahmed6868
      @ziaahmed6868 5 лет назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🙂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @humorgoblin2584
    @humorgoblin2584 5 лет назад +324

    He could save neymers dying career

  • @therealcbtv1
    @therealcbtv1 4 года назад +245

    ...... Why on earth has this been recommended after he made a howler in the fa cup....

  • @calebmufcthompson
    @calebmufcthompson 5 лет назад +538

    Donald Trump doesn’t need to build a wall, he just needs to hire David De Gea, he’ll keep them out

    • @wedthurfri443
      @wedthurfri443 5 лет назад +16

      😂😂😂LOL, but so true, David is a wall anywhere he goes.

    • @noahplummer6185
      @noahplummer6185 5 лет назад +21

      @@wedthurfri443 except against portugal in the world cup

    • @ricardohoang8452
      @ricardohoang8452 5 лет назад +9

      @@noahplummer6185 Or Iran, Morocco and Russia. But because of shitty Ramos 👌

    • @noahplummer6185
      @noahplummer6185 5 лет назад

      @@ricardohoang8452 while de gea had a shitty world cup, don't blame ramos. de gea's literal garbage under pressure so ye.

    • @ricardohoang8452
      @ricardohoang8452 5 лет назад +2

      @@noahplummer6185 Ramos was the one who led the team spirit down during the World Cup. It's also him who helps Real stands in the ... 5th place this season. Still Ramos faults!

  • @malavikanaik1594
    @malavikanaik1594 4 года назад +219

    He could save a word document.

  • @ludiwang1172
    @ludiwang1172 5 лет назад +119

    Nice American accent there, Dean.

  • @ntfstar6114
    @ntfstar6114 4 года назад +15

    0:45 thanks for the new gloveeeeeeee

  • @jonathancooper9919
    @jonathancooper9919 5 лет назад +57

    Love the life of brian reference 😂

    • @roeiirani7505
      @roeiirani7505 5 лет назад +1

      He isn't the messiah he is a very naughty boy

  • @aatuaimasmaki2382
    @aatuaimasmaki2382 5 лет назад +115

    De Gea could save anything but himself for coming transfer battles. 🔥

  • @dhruvyadav3407
    @dhruvyadav3407 5 лет назад +94

    David de gea's so good he could save Phil Jones career

    • @dzoni2994
      @dzoni2994 5 лет назад +5

      Nah that is impossible to do, jones is actually so bad its insane how he is playing rn , if it wasnt for lindelof and ddg we would be 17th rn

    • @trev6004
      @trev6004 5 лет назад

      He defo kept it going for longer than it should have

    • @rossthomas_2005
      @rossthomas_2005 5 лет назад

      maybe his ugly face

    • @lewiswardman6672
      @lewiswardman6672 5 лет назад

      He would get a touch on it but not enough to make him half decent

    • @ricardohoang8452
      @ricardohoang8452 5 лет назад

      @@lewiswardman6672 Like Mourinho 3rd season syndrome! That's why Man Utd won't finish the 2nd place this season

  • @atlantic_31
    @atlantic_31 3 года назад +15

    This is the most hilarious video I've seen all day 😂

    • @husainkhan1080
      @husainkhan1080 2 года назад

      Its 2022 and ddg best gk in the world

  • @alvarorey9308
    @alvarorey9308 5 лет назад +171

    De Gea could save PewDiePie from T-Series.
    Oh Wait that's Mr.Beast

  • @AJFooty
    @AJFooty 5 лет назад +44

    Footage not found for de gea saving mourinho’s job 😆

  • @trawlrz37
    @trawlrz37 5 лет назад +186

    David can save Real Madrid from going to the Europa League.
    hEhE!

  • @sohamkarmakar9663
    @sohamkarmakar9663 4 года назад +203

    Who's here aft a year when De Gea couldn't save the easiest of goals by A Spurs player Bergwijn

    • @oskarl0823
      @oskarl0823 4 года назад +8

      Watched that game and i was pissed that was so cheap

    • @rhysdann9403
      @rhysdann9403 4 года назад +5

      Mr. Cracked lost because of that

    • @alfiemclean1846
      @alfiemclean1846 4 года назад +6

      Rhys Dann how did we lose because of that it finished 1-1

    • @rhysdann9403
      @rhysdann9403 4 года назад

      Alfie Mclean I meant didn’t win

    • @Ohook7
      @Ohook7 4 года назад

      De gea and Maguire were both shit

  • @PokeTilde
    @PokeTilde 5 лет назад +86

    He could save Kylie Jenner’s instagram like record

    • @youngdolo8
      @youngdolo8 5 лет назад +2

      Who gives a bollocks about that tart?

  • @jenniferfoley6724
    @jenniferfoley6724 5 лет назад +526

    He could save fifa from become shitter and shitter

    • @ricardohoang8452
      @ricardohoang8452 5 лет назад +10

      I pretty hoped that he was in FIFA19 cover
      That's my dream

    • @tottenhamfanclub5781
      @tottenhamfanclub5781 5 лет назад

      Ricardo Hoàng, pretty stupid dream, mate

    • @lucasitfc7884
      @lucasitfc7884 5 лет назад

      @@ricardohoang8452 you live a sad life if that's your dream

    • @ricardohoang8452
      @ricardohoang8452 5 лет назад +4

      @@tottenhamfanclub5781 Just like you lads relationship with transfer and titles!

    • @ricardohoang8452
      @ricardohoang8452 5 лет назад

      @@lucasitfc7884 Oh right sorry people have their own sad stories right?
      Especially Spurs fans

  • @intikhabhussain5534
    @intikhabhussain5534 5 лет назад +182

    *Q AND A WITH GARETH BALE*

  • @waddles4560
    @waddles4560 4 года назад +7

    This aged well XD not even the FA cup but recently too.

  • @andonkellaway9849
    @andonkellaway9849 5 лет назад +549

    He could of saved Spain in the World Cup. Like to agree

    • @Frostnburn
      @Frostnburn 5 лет назад +24

      Ended up saving Spain from the world cup

    • @tanialarik79
      @tanialarik79 5 лет назад +8

      Looooool.He caused it😂

    • @meli4535
      @meli4535 5 лет назад +7

      He couldn't save it from Cristiano Ronaldo

    • @Mufcyonas
      @Mufcyonas 4 года назад

      @@meli4535noob

    • @krishthed1sh
      @krishthed1sh 4 года назад

      About that

  • @richardijoo8745
    @richardijoo8745 5 лет назад +95

    Donald Trrump's New wall🤣🤣

  • @tharunranglall8463
    @tharunranglall8463 5 лет назад +40

    Aliens does not attack Earth because we have De Gea

    • @MYH3EKOH3A--
      @MYH3EKOH3A-- 5 лет назад +3

      r/wooooosh

    • @heinzdoofenshmirtz8643
      @heinzdoofenshmirtz8643 5 лет назад

      @Joris Harms
      Wrong. Wrong on so many levels.
      @Tharun Ranglall
      ALIENS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOOD NIGHT!

  • @khalood5448
    @khalood5448 3 года назад +30

    Things that de gea can't save is winning the europa league

  • @salima419
    @salima419 5 лет назад +19

    1:13 look at the dad’s face

  • @krishthed1sh
    @krishthed1sh 5 лет назад +74

    He could save sturridge from injuries

    • @danenull254
      @danenull254 5 лет назад

      Include wilshere to that list. There's probably more, just that i can't remember them by name.

    • @krishthed1sh
      @krishthed1sh 5 лет назад

      Daniel Joseph nice one

    • @blynk7113
      @blynk7113 5 лет назад

      I bet he still couldn’t though 😂

    • @krishthed1sh
      @krishthed1sh 5 лет назад

      FaZe Frostie that is sad but 😂 😆 😝

  • @xtronv2118
    @xtronv2118 5 лет назад +273

    Top 10 things de Gea can't save
    10. Penalties
    9. Penalties
    8. Penalties
    7. Penalties
    6. Penalties
    5. Penalties
    4. Penalties
    3. Penalties
    2. Penalties
    1. Russia penalties against Spain

  • @HKFootballTalk
    @HKFootballTalk 4 года назад +19

    So youtube had to recommend this after that performance against Chelsea

  • @noedeliama4858
    @noedeliama4858 5 лет назад +83

    De Gea Could Save Morata From Being Offside

  • @ZachDalez
    @ZachDalez 5 лет назад +255

    He could save the 7 year olds minds from Morgz

    • @matildeestrada2898
      @matildeestrada2898 4 года назад +1

      Heh

    • @AlanYourFather
      @AlanYourFather 4 года назад +14

      Zach Dalez he could save the world from ur fornite gameplays

    • @richardholloway144
      @richardholloway144 4 года назад +1

      Ahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhhhhhhaaaaaahhhhhhhahahahahahhahahahahahhhhhhh@hahahahahahahhahahahahahah@hahahahahhahahahah@hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhaa
      Morgz is crap

  • @samjunior8077
    @samjunior8077 5 лет назад +101

    He could save titanic from sinking 😂

  • @moop.3549
    @moop.3549 4 года назад +8

    Mason Mount’s shots...........*oh wait*

  • @Lousyalu
    @Lousyalu 5 лет назад +177

    But can it save The relationship between Spurs and Titles? Hmm

    • @maximilianh6494
      @maximilianh6494 5 лет назад +1

      Gotta wait 90 days to change my name.. no

    • @chauci14
      @chauci14 5 лет назад +3

      Well, we all know that the relationship is NOT winning titles, so there is nothing to save

    • @presfieldgoalie
      @presfieldgoalie 5 лет назад +4

      Hey now, he's just a good keeper. He's not a miracle worker.

    • @logirex
      @logirex 5 лет назад +3

      haha Spurs and Titles.. funny man!

    • @anjasapriadi
      @anjasapriadi 5 лет назад +1

      You meant spurs and titties ?

  • @בןאורן-י7ר
    @בןאורן-י7ר 5 лет назад +525

    This video is no longer relevent😂

  • @Sayakimsheng
    @Sayakimsheng 5 лет назад +96

    David couldn't save Mourinio's career tho.
    Edit: It's a joke guys

    • @DanielTheGamerDTG
      @DanielTheGamerDTG 5 лет назад +7

      Can we hit 5000 subs with no videos ??? He’s saved it many times but it comes to a point where’s it’s impossible.

    • @Lousyalu
      @Lousyalu 5 лет назад +2

      Jose : I have NOTHING to SAY, NOTHING

    • @maximilianh6494
      @maximilianh6494 5 лет назад

      Can we hit 5000 subs with no videos ??? For a reason...

    • @mehulsingla7767
      @mehulsingla7767 5 лет назад +2

      Can we hit 5000 subs with no videos ??? He did it for 5/2 seasons

    • @nilsonsniper7920
      @nilsonsniper7920 5 лет назад

      thats the joke mate.

  • @aaronthegamer3571
    @aaronthegamer3571 4 года назад +1

    442oons:He could save Mouriniho's job
    Also 442oons:Footage not found
    😂

  • @Lanngeax
    @Lanngeax 5 лет назад +62

    *Everything you can save I can save better, I can save everything better than you* 🎶

    • @edvin34
      @edvin34 5 лет назад +1

      De gea vs oblak or karius

    • @mrfootball8
      @mrfootball8 5 лет назад +3

      *No you can't*

    • @Marsotics
      @Marsotics 5 лет назад +3

      @@mrfootball8 yes i can

    • @jfras8843
      @jfras8843 5 лет назад +2

      @z z yes I can

    • @julianvilorio3993
      @julianvilorio3993 5 лет назад +3

      Yes I can,yes I can, yes I CCCCAAAAAANNNNN!

  • @Synergist1c_
    @Synergist1c_ 5 лет назад +62

    T H E T I T A N I C

  • @Joel-ed5tb
    @Joel-ed5tb 5 лет назад +121

    When people say we payed 75 mil for Lukaku I think they meant 75 million kg

    • @Rithan4
      @Rithan4 5 лет назад

      @Legit LowQualityGuy 😱😱 he hass onee ?????!!!!

    • @someonesomewhere6681
      @someonesomewhere6681 5 лет назад

      SilentButDeadly 14 best comment ever!

    • @Rithan4
      @Rithan4 5 лет назад

      @P.C Barry 😂😂😂

  • @ray.4265
    @ray.4265 4 года назад +4

    1:35 i like this

  • @mhmdlmao.
    @mhmdlmao. 5 лет назад +438

    He could save James charles mother from giving birth to him.
    Please don't send hate I'm just sending this as a joke ok?

    • @thecreeperwhowantstoleave2822
      @thecreeperwhowantstoleave2822 5 лет назад +20

      I knew someone would say something about James Charles

    • @mhmdlmao.
      @mhmdlmao. 5 лет назад +5

      @@thecreeperwhowantstoleave2822 lol

    • @matthiasva7977
      @matthiasva7977 5 лет назад +5

      How dare you I’m a big fan of James

    • @matthiasva7977
      @matthiasva7977 5 лет назад +6

      Lionel M8 im just kidding every time I see a James Chales coment I fake being a fan of him and see how people react

    • @mightbekyra
      @mightbekyra 5 лет назад +2

      Denbestedefalt BTW “Sure” your just embarrassed 😂

  • @dolykuri799
    @dolykuri799 5 лет назад +244

    De Gea can save Neymar from diving

  • @dretix2991
    @dretix2991 4 года назад +83

    He could save messis international career
    Messi fan btw no offense

  • @lr_jin_mori2117
    @lr_jin_mori2117 2 года назад +3

    Who's here after recovered from his slump and he's back to his best

  • @aryaangupta2519
    @aryaangupta2519 5 лет назад +39

    "Footage not found" classic 442oons🐐

    • @yogurtslayer2358
      @yogurtslayer2358 5 лет назад

      SPORTVILLA I didn’t get it sum1explain

    • @aryaangupta2519
      @aryaangupta2519 5 лет назад

      @@yogurtslayer2358 he couldn't save Mourinho from getting sacked

    • @Jeremia1
      @Jeremia1 5 лет назад +1

      He didn't want mourinho's job to be saved

  • @ravenm8985
    @ravenm8985 5 лет назад +151

    David De Gea can save Tony Stark in Avengers: End Game

  • @MohamedSomali
    @MohamedSomali 5 лет назад +345

    He could save the Mexicans from Donald Trump 😂

  • @dylandugan214
    @dylandugan214 4 года назад +26

    He could save Messi’s one and only red card

    • @deniscalin3583
      @deniscalin3583 4 года назад

      Omg I fuckin had sex with a man last night I loved it 💯/💯

    • @okadzz7905
      @okadzz7905 4 года назад

      @@deniscalin3583 wtf man? No one asked🤣🤣

    • @luisstransport
      @luisstransport 4 года назад +1

      He's received 2 red cards

    • @thewolverine7516
      @thewolverine7516 2 года назад

      @@deniscalin3583 eew , gay

  • @astralpotato5067
    @astralpotato5067 5 лет назад +15

    Can someone make a comic book about De Gea as a superhero with diving at high speeds and stopping attacks as a power.

    • @Pokemonmaster150b
      @Pokemonmaster150b 5 лет назад +1

      Ninja Emerald Potato
      Let me Try:
      Just as Bakugou was about to be pulled through the portal by the League of Villains, a strange Spanish goalkeeper grabbed him out of nowhere. The goalkeeper then proceded to flip off Shigaraki and his cohorts before lobbing a bomb at the portal. Said bomb ended up granting the entire League of Villains stupid, Pogba-esque haircuts.
      Midoriya sighed in relief, knowing that his blonde, hot-tempered friend was saved. He then inquired the strange Castilian man about his name.
      “I am David De Gea,” the Spaniard replied, “My Quirk is called “Saving every F***ing thing”. It allows me to save everything I want to, as long as I wear a Man United kit.”
      “That’s splendid!” the Green-haired boy chimed, “Mister De Gea, if you’re available....can you please guard UA from the League of Villains? I’m sure that you could save everyone!”
      “And while you’re at it...”, growled Bakugou, “can you fucking murder that piece of shit Shigaraki, and his fucking friends?! I wanna see their fucking heads on poles....”
      “...I cannot murder villains”, the Spaniard implored, “....but I can guard U.A. whenever Man United and Spain don’t have games! I accept your offer, Señor Midoriya!”

    • @Pokemonmaster150b
      @Pokemonmaster150b 5 лет назад +1

      Part 2.
      Things have been peaceful since the League of Villains incident. Intel from Moonfish and Muscular led to the capture of All for One, who was subdued thanks to American Pro Hero Draymond Green (who kicked All for One in the groin), Uruguayan Pro Hero Luis Suarez (who chewed on AfO’s face), and Spanish Pro Hero Sergio Ramos (who delivered the finishing blow by dislocating All for One’s arm).
      Life in U.A. went on as usual, but the students soon moved into dormitories as a safety measure in case the League of Villains struck back. The dorms were guarded by David De Gea in his free time.
      One time, the female students of 1-A and 1-B went together for a hot-springs trip (chaperoned by Midnight and Nejire Hadou). Everything went smoothly....until one perverted, cowardly, purple-haired incel shit named Minoru Mineta snuck on the trip. Mineta waited until the girls shed all their clothing and dipped into the hot spring, before enacting his devious plan. With no one else to stop him (as the male students of 1-A and 1-B played a FIFA tournament refereed by Aizawa-sensei), Mineta scaled the hot spring walls using his sticky ball quirk. As he reached the top, though, he was intercepted by David de Gea.
      “Hijo de puta, Mister Mineta....”, the Spaniard scolded, “a prospective pro-Hero like you shouldn’t be performing reprehensible acts like this! Now begone, you incel!”
      De Gea then proceeded to grab Mineta before he could get a glimpse of his female classmates’ sensitive parts. He then goal-kicked Mineta back to the U.A. Dorms. De Gea then gave Principal Nezu a text. Within days, Mineta was expelled. He was then replaced in Class 1-A by Shinsou, Marcus Rashford, and Kylian Mbappe.
      “Arigatou, De Gea-San!”
      De Gea turned his head around to see Mina Ashido, without any clothing whatsoever, give him a thumbs up. Also beaming in appreciation were Ashido’s classmates and schoolmates, who made no effort to cover up. His face turned red after seeing that forbidden sight. He turned back around quickly, pledging not to turn around again.
      “Por favor, amigas...”, the Spaniard panted, “...Please cover up or put a towel on the next time you thank me.....”
      “OKAAAAY!”, Ashido replied.
      “Oh, and by the way”, De Gea continued, “I made sure to get Mineta expelled from U.A. From this day on, he’ll spend the next five years on loan to Sunderland”

  • @uptheblues8844
    @uptheblues8844 5 лет назад +27

    He could save morata's career

    • @hp4611
      @hp4611 5 лет назад +12

      Nobody can save that. 😂😂😂

    • @amu7379
      @amu7379 5 лет назад +10

      Save Morata by stopping him from leaving Juventus

    • @casey4735
      @casey4735 5 лет назад +9

      AMU Morata would miss the plane

  • @willnaliati4274
    @willnaliati4274 5 лет назад +33

    He could save Neymar and his diving problems.
    Never mind that can’t be fixed

    • @lennard_navarro851
      @lennard_navarro851 5 лет назад +1

      He would just help Neymar

    • @UltimateSasuke-tz5km
      @UltimateSasuke-tz5km 5 лет назад +2

      That can't help either,neymar is world class diver he would steal de gea's spot as a goalkeeper😂😂

    • @willnaliati4274
      @willnaliati4274 5 лет назад

      Ultimate Sasuke2344, good one

  • @chrish1392
    @chrish1392 3 года назад +4

    Here after he saves A pen v West Ham

  • @ashakhare9156
    @ashakhare9156 5 лет назад +4

    1:22 love the way they cry and run😂😂

  • @lennard_navarro851
    @lennard_navarro851 5 лет назад +32

    De gea the best goalkeeper in the world! 🔥💥
    Edit: damn! You’re so creative and funny😂😀

  • @ernestschonberger3423
    @ernestschonberger3423 5 лет назад +32

    He could save Manchester United

  • @seth6752
    @seth6752 4 года назад +3

    This is the same beat that Morgzmum used in her diss on morgz
    Small youtuber on the grind

  • @JordynNexus
    @JordynNexus 5 лет назад +45

    Please do save us from Logan Paul and RUclips rewind🙄

  • @bighammy8186
    @bighammy8186 5 лет назад +4

    0:25 Is that meant to be Sir Alex Ferguson 😂😂🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

  • @frostbytes5718
    @frostbytes5718 5 лет назад +13

    1:49 if only this really happened

  • @hellennzembi5206
    @hellennzembi5206 3 года назад +5

    I love when de gea saves the ball

  • @swedishcactus9518
    @swedishcactus9518 5 лет назад +34

    He could save my eyes from death after waching RUclips rewind.👀👁🧤

  • @cereal184
    @cereal184 5 лет назад +61

    He could save Poor pogba from a dreadful hairstyle again.......

    • @michaelshan22
      @michaelshan22 5 лет назад +1

      Cani Kk Pogba hasn’t changed his hair in like half a year lol.

    • @ricardohoang8452
      @ricardohoang8452 5 лет назад

      @@michaelshan22 At he changed his form

    • @chrystianbenitez845
      @chrystianbenitez845 5 лет назад

      @@michaelshan22 Maybe because of de gea

  • @tomasvalachovic2600
    @tomasvalachovic2600 5 лет назад +51

    What about Abraham Lincoln?

  • @zackoday9306
    @zackoday9306 3 года назад +2

    If de gea saved the dinosaurs we wouldn’t be alive

  • @CharlyOmega
    @CharlyOmega 5 лет назад +172

    *But Not Man U’s Champions League Hopes*

  • @noedeliama4858
    @noedeliama4858 5 лет назад +33

    He Could Save Petr Cech from Retirement

  • @ya7ioo
    @ya7ioo 5 лет назад +39

    1:30, there goes 442oons predicting harry kanes injury.

    • @lennard_navarro851
      @lennard_navarro851 5 лет назад +3

      He didn’t predict it this was after the game

    • @ya7ioo
      @ya7ioo 5 лет назад

      @@lennard_navarro851 ok

  • @coletreacy
    @coletreacy 2 года назад +3

    He can save Ronaldo missing against Middlesbrough

  • @wesleymcleish1776
    @wesleymcleish1776 5 лет назад +12

    He could save the bloody Titanic😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @mariamzarad2205
    @mariamzarad2205 5 лет назад +41

    He could save real Madrid from their terrible season

  • @basedalpha463
    @basedalpha463 5 лет назад +35

    He can save ronaldo from he did in 2009😂😂😂

    • @eojhuk
      @eojhuk 5 лет назад +6

      @@gbbosss5659 no proof it's a decade old act anyone could be lying

    • @gbbosss5659
      @gbbosss5659 5 лет назад

      @@sj-sh3hv Oh yeah sure cause dear old ron would never do something like that. All i'm gonna say is look at the facts objectively. If you're still convinced he didn't do anything than fine i'm not gonna argue any further with a bunch of 14yr old fanboys

  • @sean_relics9868
    @sean_relics9868 4 года назад +4

    0:14 monty python: the life of brian reference

    • @joefoster551
      @joefoster551 3 года назад

      If you haven’t watched it you are weird

  • @hazant0851
    @hazant0851 5 лет назад +56

    could he stop my parents breaking up

  • @jeraldxia512
    @jeraldxia512 5 лет назад +20

    After David de Gea retire,he will be a superhero

    • @gokusolos8867
      @gokusolos8867 5 лет назад

      What would his superhero name be?

    • @umair_usmani
      @umair_usmani 5 лет назад +1

      @@gokusolos8867 DaveTheSaveMan

  • @adamnffc
    @adamnffc 5 лет назад +23

    Number 4 I was dying because its something Logan Paul would do

  • @Toby_Sleight
    @Toby_Sleight 5 месяцев назад

    0:14 I love the monty python reference

  • @markositum4979
    @markositum4979 5 лет назад +81

    He couldn't save the Spanish world cup

    • @smatm7809
      @smatm7809 5 лет назад +1

      Error code 404

    • @ricardohoang8452
      @ricardohoang8452 5 лет назад +1

      Shitty defenders, especially Ramos

    • @aslan23ful
      @aslan23ful 5 лет назад +1

      @@ricardohoang8452 for spain having de gea means every shot on target will be a goal.

    • @ricardohoang8452
      @ricardohoang8452 5 лет назад +2

      @@aslan23ful For Spain only Puyol is the best CB and he's retired. Ramos? 5th place for Real. End of story 👌

    • @Alex-qh9pb
      @Alex-qh9pb 5 лет назад

      @@ricardohoang8452 Then Who's Better That Shitty Pique???Who Always Giveaways Silly Penalties.
      Ramos Is The Best Defender In The World.And It's A Fact.

  • @callumthompson2198
    @callumthompson2198 5 лет назад +13

    He could of saved zlatans goal against England(Sweden v England)bicycle kick

  • @sean5578
    @sean5578 5 лет назад +52

    Dean will you do a QnA soon? (De Gea)
    Like if you want this to happen.

  • @OhBoyItsFrancis
    @OhBoyItsFrancis 3 года назад +2

    No shot this comes up recommended after his performance vs Villarreal lmao

  • @lonwabomanzana2961
    @lonwabomanzana2961 5 лет назад +16

    He could save Arsenal from Kroenke

  • @b0rdeG
    @b0rdeG 5 лет назад +5

    Haha :D another awesome video

  • @guacamoleandonions4098
    @guacamoleandonions4098 5 лет назад +17

    He could save kids from Adam Johnson

  • @hellennzembi5206
    @hellennzembi5206 3 года назад +1

    I love de gea mustuc and his hair

  • @emma-marialilja799
    @emma-marialilja799 5 лет назад +60

    De gea can save Tony stark from thanos in engame SPOILER ALERT!👍

    • @iansilvestri_2366
      @iansilvestri_2366 5 лет назад

      Pls don’t remind me 😔😣😖😫🥺😓😢😥😰😭

    • @fahrinraez9547
      @fahrinraez9547 5 лет назад

      @SkyNinja185 oh yeah it was the chelsea vs liverpool vid. Haha

    • @asmazahid916
      @asmazahid916 4 года назад

      Srsly saying SPOILER AFTER THE SPOILER I HATE YOUUUUUUUUU WHYYYYY

  • @z3roth
    @z3roth 5 лет назад +28

    He could save me from leaving Barcelona!

  • @basluiten8569
    @basluiten8569 5 лет назад +11

    Hè can save the parents from Harry Potter from Voldemort!

  • @Ballerinho
    @Ballerinho Год назад +1

    Tottenham’s kit in 2019 season was white with a fade of blue at the bottom