ASMR Relaxing Virtual Haircut

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  • Опубликовано: 16 янв 2025

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  • @Rayaan1234567890
    @Rayaan1234567890 4 года назад +4041

    Yo i didn't know the intro was an ad so I deadass thought he was gonna virtually cut my ball hair

  • @queencerxei1726
    @queencerxei1726 4 года назад +2996

    Me: *ready to sleep*
    Raffy: “worlds greatest ball trimmer!”
    Oh.

    • @emona6601
      @emona6601 4 года назад +12

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @fing4222
      @fing4222 4 года назад +7

      Oh.
      Also it is said to feel very premium and that's concerning.

    • @SPIDRSKULL562
      @SPIDRSKULL562 4 года назад

      Lol

    • @soapmakers0
      @soapmakers0 4 года назад +4

      Welcome back to me channel, also get this ball trimmer too

    • @sonofjimbo
      @sonofjimbo 4 года назад

      Same

  • @Gemst0ne
    @Gemst0ne 4 года назад +6075

    Came for the asmr, left with the greatest ball trimmer

    • @zairesasmr
      @zairesasmr 4 года назад +87

      I guess i could say same 😂😭

    • @kylieboddy9893
      @kylieboddy9893 4 года назад +8

      😂😂

    • @Madfinn13
      @Madfinn13 4 года назад +41

      Thé hell mate!.... i can’t stop laughing and I’m trying to sleep here

    • @janska7930
      @janska7930 4 года назад +6

      hahaha facts

    • @crackerjack3454
      @crackerjack3454 4 года назад +4

      I was your 400’th like

  • @doodybird14
    @doodybird14 4 года назад +2149

    raffy: advertises a ball trimmer and shaves my beard and moustache
    me, a girl: yes thank you sir

    • @c3cil3
      @c3cil3 4 года назад +137

      Haha same. Like the man is insulting my hairy balls and I'm like
      👩Yes thank you sir haven't shaved them in a while

    • @donalds4506
      @donalds4506 4 года назад +6

      Lmao

    • @uchihasurvival
      @uchihasurvival 4 года назад +16

      Some women have a faint but noticeable beard and moustache. It can appear as they get older.

    • @fl4meb0y
      @fl4meb0y 4 года назад +3

      Ssaammee-

    • @Toby-jt5cv
      @Toby-jt5cv 4 года назад +2

      Haha love this

  • @ericcristian6196
    @ericcristian6196 4 года назад +2269

    "your balls will thank you"
    raphy: thank you...

    • @shq_main2853
      @shq_main2853 4 года назад +15

      This comment killed me

    • @littlepickle1124
      @littlepickle1124 4 года назад +6

      ericcristian When I tell you I actually screamed 💀💀

    • @450mlAquA
      @450mlAquA 4 года назад +23

      Raphy is a ball?

    • @trustargamer5608
      @trustargamer5608 4 года назад +15

      @@450mlAquA perhaps

    • @hongxuanyang6242
      @hongxuanyang6242 4 года назад +4

      9331 Maximo not just some random ball but “your ball” specifically

  • @quinndirks5653
    @quinndirks5653 4 года назад +494

    30:20 "There's a lot of background noise, I am filming in a new place today."
    "I mean ..."
    *makes face*
    "I'm not filming, I'm cutting your hair."
    *snip snip snip*
    *continuity achieved*
    Nice save. hahaha

  • @yellowmello1223
    @yellowmello1223 4 года назад +1757

    "It's about time you acknowledge the Amazon rainforest growing out of your crotch"
    LMAOOOOOO

    • @estelleniamazi8807
      @estelleniamazi8807 4 года назад +20

      Right?!?! I died 😂😂😂

    • @blendertechnical5835
      @blendertechnical5835 4 года назад +11

      I agree and your balls will thank you

    • @peachysweeney1014
      @peachysweeney1014 4 года назад +6

      I use this channel to sleep not... be scared 😂 IM A KID, well, I’m 10

    • @isaac_born_again
      @isaac_born_again 4 года назад +3

      Had to like so it was 667

    • @MugenHeadNinja
      @MugenHeadNinja 4 года назад +1

      @@peachysweeney1014 Don't be scared lol, you'll have to worry about it sooner or later, assuming you're a boy ofc.

  • @ethanberger3413
    @ethanberger3413 4 года назад +1247

    Title: Virtual haircut
    Me: This'll be calming..
    Sponsor: Manscaped
    Also me: You'll be cutting the hair on my HEAD, right?!?!

  • @hunterp2740
    @hunterp2740 4 года назад +638

    Timestamps!
    0:00 sponsor
    1:55 intro
    3:12 small energy orb
    4:42 medium energy orb
    5:53 large energy orb
    7:36 energy packing
    8:35 bag(not a purse) tapping/whispers
    11:16 brush sounds
    11:38 liquid spraying/shaking with brush
    13:25 spraying with wet hand sounds
    15:02 bag tapping
    16:00 glove sounds
    17:59 bag tapping with gloves
    19:43 scissors and glove sounds
    24:30 liquid spraying with glove sounds
    25:22 liquid spraying/shaking
    26:22 double scissors
    31:25 quick final spray down with hand sounds
    32:12 shaving cream bottle tapping/shaking
    33:16 shaving cream hand sounds
    34:33 “razor blade” cutting/tapping/shaking
    36:42 hand sounds then bag tapping
    37:21 aftershave with hand sounds
    38:25 bag (man purse?) tapping
    39:30 dinosaur egg sounds
    41:23 egg yolk sounds
    42:35 lotion lid sounds
    43:01 lotion hand sounds
    44:42 outro
    Thank you for the two day upload Raffy! I hope everyone reading this has a wonderful and safe Halloween! Leave any timestamp suggestions below.

    • @TTC1999
      @TTC1999 4 года назад +7

      A true god

    • @son1c520
      @son1c520 4 года назад +1

      If u edit a comment which got a heart it goes away, maybe that was the reason ✌

    • @hunterp2740
      @hunterp2740 4 года назад +5

      @@son1c520 omg! Thank you!

    • @SalveASMR
      @SalveASMR 4 года назад +4

      @@hunterp2740 You're always on time with these Optimized Timestamps 💚 We all appreciate your work! Thank you so much Swip 😊

    • @hunterp2740
      @hunterp2740 4 года назад +3

      @@SalveASMR I try to give back to the community any way I can! Looking forward to your next video... happy Halloween!

  • @haddonfield._78
    @haddonfield._78 4 года назад +151

    All the triggers :
    0:00 : Intro
    0:50 : Sponsor for ManScaped
    2:03 : Talking ...
    3:13 : Golden Ball
    8:34 : Shaving accessory bag
    11:15 : Brush
    11:38 : Spray sounds (My favorite)
    13:04 : Spray and brush sounds
    14:40 : Hand sounds
    15:00 : (Re)Shaving accessory bag
    15:50 : Gloves sounds
    19:43 : Scissors sounds
    25:20 : (Re)Spray sounds
    26:21 : Two scissors sounds
    31:24 : (ReRe)Spray sounds
    32:12 : Shaving cream sounds
    34:55 : Razor blade
    36:41 : Hand sounds
    37:02 : Shaving accessory bag
    37:15 : After shave
    38:23 : Shaving accessory bag
    39:31 : Dinosaur eggs
    42:24 : Lotion
    43:28 Outro + Hand sounds

  • @lmpact31
    @lmpact31 4 года назад +1025

    2 Videos in 2 Days ! Who is this guy ?!
    Also here are some time stamps:
    0:00 - 1:55 Word from the Sponsor
    1:55 - 3:12 Intro
    3:12 - 7:35 Metal Spikeball
    7:35 - 8:33 Handsounds
    8:33 - 10:48 Leather Bag
    10:48 - 11:00 Liquid shaking
    11:00 - 11:38 Hairbrush
    11:37 - 14:40 Hairbrush & Spraying Water
    14:40 - 15:50 Handsounds & tapping on the leather bag
    15:50 - 17:58 sticky Gloves
    17:58 - 18:38 Tapping with the Gloves
    18:38 - 23:51 1. Pair of Scissors & sticky Gloves
    23:51 - 24:31 2. Pair of Scissors
    24:31 - 26:21 Remoisturizing by Spraying Water & sticky Gloves
    26:21 - 31:24 Both Scissors at once
    31:24 - 32:11 Styling your Hair
    32:11 - 34:53 Shaving cream
    34:53 - 36:41 Razor Blade
    36:41 - 38:23 Wet Handsounds
    38:23 - 39:14 Leather Bag
    39:14 - 42:17 Dinosaur eggs yolk
    42:17 - 44:42 Lotion
    44:42 - 45:06 Outro
    This is my first ever time doing time stemps for any ASMR video and please dont sue me if I did any spelling mistakes, I really tried my best but I can not assure that my spelling and grammer is good or bad, english is not my native language ( And xyes I know all the things with upper and lower case is not correct but I like the look of all the capital letters ). With that said enjoy the video in its whole or pick out your favourite sounds. ( Disclaimer it looks a bit Odd on mobile, at least for me )
    #StaySave
    Good Night you all and Happy Halloween :D

  • @babyspice945
    @babyspice945 4 года назад +54

    Manscaped saw this man with a huge beard and said “yeah he looks like the kind of guy who would promote ball shaving”

  • @matthyslouw440
    @matthyslouw440 4 года назад +248

    10:07 - "for the record it's not a purse"
    15:13 - "let me grab my trusty purse here"

    • @wilwaren8571
      @wilwaren8571 4 года назад +8

      🤣 🤣

    • @e11even00
      @e11even00 4 года назад +2

      Bruhh

    • @NitroKnight-bs2mq
      @NitroKnight-bs2mq 4 года назад +4

      I think this is a running joke, he did this in the last haircut video as well

    • @barthotymous
      @barthotymous 4 года назад +2

      It's the sequel from the ASMR medical checkup video

    • @mjb6442
      @mjb6442 4 года назад

      in scotland a bag and purse are completely separate things. we have a handbag and a purse is for money lol

  • @DarkDisciples-
    @DarkDisciples- 4 года назад +627

    7:50 me when I got morning wood

    • @jacobdion1680
      @jacobdion1680 4 года назад +41

      Alright buddy you got me I laughed

    • @Jordan-pl8cl
      @Jordan-pl8cl 4 года назад +41

      Lmao bruh i bet everyone that has seen this comment has at least smiled

    • @tgzzz1
      @tgzzz1 4 года назад +8

      @@Jordan-pl8cl *everyone who got the joke*

    • @laredoadams4062
      @laredoadams4062 4 года назад +5

      @@tgzzz1 Good point

    • @saucexgod_
      @saucexgod_ 4 года назад +11

      @@Jordan-pl8cl i laughed when he said "so we are operating it optimal conditions"

  • @nadjaat8241
    @nadjaat8241 4 года назад +374

    As a woman I thoroughly enjoyed the manscaped ad - very informative and made me chuckle 🤠

    • @kyra2805
      @kyra2805 4 года назад +13

      Same, it was funny ☺️

    • @SizzlGG
      @SizzlGG 4 года назад +4

      Bro I’m a guy and I use this it works!!

    • @melissar9370
      @melissar9370 4 года назад +4

      @@Zafster77 I would imagine that it can be used on women as well

    • @lvvrswebbs
      @lvvrswebbs 4 года назад +1

      Lmao same i was acc so interested by it ngl i did laugh a bit aswell by the comments he made lol

    • @BariBro
      @BariBro 4 года назад +1

      @@kyra2805 It can be used for all genders. If its able to not nick or clip skin off of a [censored spherical sack] while removing hair precisely. Im sure it can trim flat surfaces. Yes this is a very weird topic/discussion. Do I sound creepy, and weird? Yes.

  • @Actionjaxon22
    @Actionjaxon22 4 года назад +317

    Halloween : exists.
    Raffy: you need a haircut .

  • @stefandaley5510
    @stefandaley5510 4 года назад +455

    I just watched for that killer sponsorship

  • @jobohmusic8749
    @jobohmusic8749 4 года назад +164

    Raffy: “relaxing virtual haircut”
    *seconds later*
    Raffy: “here we have the worlds greatest ball trimmer”
    Me: “you had my curiousity, but now you have my attention.”

    • @aceofspades2808
      @aceofspades2808 4 года назад

      After team 4 star, I can see the last like the same.

  • @rxspxctsolo4874
    @rxspxctsolo4874 4 года назад +1062

    He says “For the record this is not a purse” then 10 min later he says “ Let me grab my trusty purse” 😂😂

    • @whyismylifesogoofy
      @whyismylifesogoofy 4 года назад +15

      @nazme 10:05 it's when he says "for the record it's not a purse" xDD

    • @Nallieheai
      @Nallieheai 4 года назад +20

      He did this in another video as well, wish i could remember which one 🤣

    • @henerievert327
      @henerievert327 4 года назад +14

      @@Nallieheai it was in medical checkup

    • @josiahnoriega7982
      @josiahnoriega7982 4 года назад +15

      15:13

    • @Cobalt_05
      @Cobalt_05 4 года назад +1

      O yeah i noticed that 😅

  • @إلهانبنأحمد
    @إلهانبنأحمد 4 года назад +356

    me: **comes for regular virtual haircut**
    raffy: so what would ya like?
    me: just gimme a fade bro
    raffy: *fades my pubes*

    • @notfurb1378
      @notfurb1378 4 года назад +15

      Gimme a blowout- I SAID BLOWOUT NOT BLOWJ-

    • @braxtonwagner05
      @braxtonwagner05 4 года назад +4

      @@notfurb1378 hey I wouldn't be complaining

    • @tgzzz1
      @tgzzz1 4 года назад +6

      @@braxtonwagner05 he offered so it's not sus

    • @braxtonwagner05
      @braxtonwagner05 4 года назад +2

      @@tgzzz1 yes

    • @Impbynature
      @Impbynature 4 года назад +1

      One of the best comments I’ve read

  • @chirumust
    @chirumust 4 года назад +985

    Raffy :'' The nightmare you have been growing under ur belt''
    Me : "chuckles"

    • @PaulieASMR
      @PaulieASMR 4 года назад +4

      loool

    • @mano8471
      @mano8471 4 года назад +3

      Ok

    • @kmackzexclusive7633
      @kmackzexclusive7633 4 года назад +4

      ok My mom said if i could get 1k likes on my new video she’ll buy me a professional gaming setup so i could upgrade my content. Please please all i ask is for a like. Please and thank youu

    • @bin1251
      @bin1251 4 года назад +41

      @@kmackzexclusive7633 no

    • @officialMXH
      @officialMXH 4 года назад +3

      @Your mom was going to then I saw fortnite 🤢

  • @mcdaviddeservesbetter8
    @mcdaviddeservesbetter8 4 года назад +110

    The Bag Saga: Return of the Purse
    1. 9:35
    2. 9:59
    3. 10:07
    4. 38:37

    • @maybenotmatt
      @maybenotmatt 4 года назад +2

      Baahahahahahhaha PLEASSSSSE IM ORBTING AROUND THE SOLAR SYSTEM 😭✋

    • @jameshammett8422
      @jameshammett8422 4 года назад +1

      The bag saga is the sponsors next product

    • @noraeld5020
      @noraeld5020 4 года назад

      Thank you

  • @MajorAwesomeD
    @MajorAwesomeD 4 года назад +619

    Well, atleast he's upfront about the trimmer usage

    • @Seasmus99
      @Seasmus99 4 года назад +33

      I mean you gotta do what you gotta do

    • @_joerooney
      @_joerooney 4 года назад +4

      i was so shocked i actually yelped hahahahhah

    • @ADJady
      @ADJady 4 года назад +2

      Someone had to

    • @zatty232
      @zatty232 4 года назад +1

      @@_joerooney wot

    • @Ryan-tn7qg
      @Ryan-tn7qg 4 года назад +1

      Theres no need to point this out unless ur u 13 or underrr

  • @CarlJohnson-wk3rv
    @CarlJohnson-wk3rv 4 года назад +334

    0:32 my goal in life is to become a leading pubic hair engineer

    • @mtark9988
      @mtark9988 4 года назад +27

      You will be of no use, they already produced the greatest ball trimmer. But I would understand why you would put a great amount of effort if it is to understand this machine better.

    • @duderyandude9515
      @duderyandude9515 4 года назад +7

      Stranger: “What do you do for a living?”
      Me: “I engineer pubic hairs.”
      Stranger: “I thought the body did that naturally.”

    • @Kdrobuilt
      @Kdrobuilt 4 года назад +5

      All you have to do is follow the damn train

    • @CarlJohnson-wk3rv
      @CarlJohnson-wk3rv 4 года назад

      @@Kdrobuilt never heard that one before. Funny 👍

    • @Kdrobuilt
      @Kdrobuilt 4 года назад

      @@CarlJohnson-wk3rv You must’ve passed the mission first try then

  • @ramz9800
    @ramz9800 4 года назад +193

    '18 of the world's leading pubic hair engineers came together'
    Welp, never knew i would ever heard someone say this to me

    • @Jordan-pl8cl
      @Jordan-pl8cl 4 года назад +4

      Ah yes, together

    • @duderyandude9515
      @duderyandude9515 4 года назад +2

      They engineer pubic hairs? Those are who I have to blame?

    • @menash8313
      @menash8313 4 года назад +1

      legit cracked me up

  • @JayTuut
    @JayTuut 4 года назад +68

    "Guy Fieri is like 40 and no-one questions his spikey hair" oml xD

  • @margaritakrasniqi2933
    @margaritakrasniqi2933 4 года назад +545

    Raphy: Let me do all the work.
    Me: Emailing him all my homework and dissertation*

  • @givememangoz
    @givememangoz 4 года назад +168

    Raffy: "So we have you all wet and hydrated..."
    Me: "Is it possible to learn this power?"

    • @dhirenkrishnan4109
      @dhirenkrishnan4109 4 года назад +1

      bro thats eddie hall

    • @ayian3605
      @ayian3605 4 года назад +3

      Tucker Carlson and his doctor-wife think it must be some kind of medical condition. That NEVER happens with HIS wife. XD

    • @lysergidedaydream5970
      @lysergidedaydream5970 4 года назад +2

      @@ayian3605 Bruh...
      The meme is about ben shapiro. Get you fasci- I mean facts straight.

    • @mehran1333
      @mehran1333 4 года назад +1

      Not from a jedi

  • @Matty9003
    @Matty9003 4 года назад +326

    Let's be honest, whoever came up with the name "manscape" is an absolute genius.

    • @That_guy_caleb
      @That_guy_caleb 4 года назад +2

      Yep

    • @yamibeats1587
      @yamibeats1587 4 года назад +16

      I dont know if it’s just me but my dad used to make jokes about guy shaving being called “Manscaping” when I was like 6 years old 11 years ago

    • @kyloarsenal4032
      @kyloarsenal4032 4 года назад +9

      @@yamibeats1587 happy 17th birthday

    • @Risu_Raps
      @Risu_Raps 4 года назад +4

      @@yamibeats1587 happy 17 birthday

    • @jsnicks7189
      @jsnicks7189 4 года назад +3

      @@yamibeats1587 happy 17th birthday

  • @raydr10
    @raydr10 4 года назад +73

    Me: Hears the intro
    Also me: sprints to the comment section

  • @JRicciFootball
    @JRicciFootball 4 года назад +232

    That intro for the sponsor threw me off a little bit😂

    • @justina.6769
      @justina.6769 4 года назад +3

      Threw me off too! I can't stop laughing. I just had to pause the video and it just started!

  • @evanglaser6517
    @evanglaser6517 4 года назад +27

    5:28 When I get paired up with students I know aren’t going to do anything for our group project

    • @draetah3442
      @draetah3442 3 года назад +1

      Love how all of his videos are just time stamps of fucking memes 😂

  • @baptistelh5038
    @baptistelh5038 4 года назад +150

    When you see a bag 38:45

  • @clairec9799
    @clairec9799 4 года назад +38

    me: "that's a nice pur..."
    raffy: "its a bag not a purse."
    me: "sorry."

  • @mcraezy5546
    @mcraezy5546 4 года назад +76

    Start - 1:55
    Small Orb - 3:13
    Hand Flutters and Motion - 7:36
    Toiletry Bag - 8:44
    Brush - 11:09
    Spray - 12:58
    Gloves - 15:54
    Scissors - 19:42
    More Spray - 24:30
    Scissors again - 26:21
    Shaving cream - 32:12
    Shaving Knife - 34:53
    Aftershave - 37:14
    Dinosaur eggs - 39:29
    Lotion - 42:32
    Hope you guys have a happy Halloween! Make sure to take care of yourself and to live your best life!

  • @EpicSongTime
    @EpicSongTime 4 года назад +1

    ITS BACK OMG. your old virtual haircut video is what brought me to you! this is a blast from the past and now i will go watch the older one after this one. thank you for making this, made my night.

  • @RJFmedia
    @RJFmedia 4 года назад +70

    Noone:
    8th Graders with girlfriends: 2:20

    • @josefsaunders8183
      @josefsaunders8183 4 года назад +1

      I laughed but immediately was saddened at how this only has 21 likes

    • @aids9943
      @aids9943 4 года назад

      you called

    • @fbi7889
      @fbi7889 4 года назад

      I wanna like but it us at 69 :(

  • @gachaimperial955
    @gachaimperial955 4 года назад +18

    *Me Watching asmr during day time when I have no intention to sleep*
    Tingles:MEGA
    *Me when I watch Asmr at night to sleep,and ask tingles to come*
    Tingles:No I don't think I will

  • @davidfleckenstein8286
    @davidfleckenstein8286 4 года назад +29

    When you switch the sides of your headphones, you hair actually starts growing

  • @madmartigankilmer89
    @madmartigankilmer89 4 года назад +3

    You remind me a lot of my cousin (who is a wonderful person), so when I watch your ASMR vids, it’s comforting to me. Like I feel like I’m amongst family in a sense. You’re great at what you do! Thanks for sharing it with us!

  • @qjckogar8518
    @qjckogar8518 4 года назад +70

    in our country there is a lockdown and the hairdressers are closed, finally someone came to cut me.. thanks Raffy!

    • @moviesinshort-yourmom6111
      @moviesinshort-yourmom6111 4 года назад +2

      Pretty sure that’s everyone’s in lockdown 🤦‍♂️

    • @shineh.8246
      @shineh.8246 4 года назад +12

      @@moviesinshort-yourmom6111 Not necessarily. In some countries the situation is slightly better which doesn't warrant a full fledged lock down.

    • @carolusrex3973
      @carolusrex3973 4 года назад +4

      Riggly - Roblox Sweden my guy

    • @DrShrimpPuertoRico_
      @DrShrimpPuertoRico_ 4 года назад

      Where are you from if I may ask?

    • @teddykazzy1336
      @teddykazzy1336 4 года назад

      @@moviesinshort-yourmom6111 no

  • @extaponts2402
    @extaponts2402 4 года назад +58

    25:38
    This was intentional

    • @O1cu
      @O1cu 4 года назад

      This video is good an all its just so many times when it sounds like something it shouldn’t

  • @ScenicRecoil
    @ScenicRecoil 4 года назад +48

    You have no idea how much your videos help me. I have a neurological disorder called “misophonia”. In short there are certain sounds that either make me feel very uneasy or even enrage me. Some of the sounds that trigger it for me are lawn mowers. Anyways, just wanted to say thanks for helping me so many times. You have no idea how much it helps me to calm down listening to some of your videos.

    • @wingsonthebus
      @wingsonthebus 4 года назад +2

      fellow misophone spotted.......wait oh god *lawnmowers* trigger it for you? that’s awful, I would need raffy for that too
      godspeed and may you never find yourself without noise canceling earbuds again

    • @Stellar_Politics
      @Stellar_Politics 4 года назад +8

      Thanks for the awareness that such a thing existed, never heard of it until now. Hope y'all manage and do well.

    • @x.vzoom_
      @x.vzoom_ 4 года назад +1

      PEEPEE POOPOO

    • @nia.0107
      @nia.0107 4 года назад +1

      i have it as well, my triggers are mostly chewing and a lot of mouth/saliva sounds, sometimes even just liquid sounds like shaking a bottle of water and it's so damn annoying honestly

  • @xinyanbff
    @xinyanbff 4 года назад +418

    Me, a person without balls: no.... no I definitely need this
    [edit] My bad guys- I just couldn’t see mine

    • @lol998-k4i
      @lol998-k4i 4 года назад +105

      @Ein Herz für Animeyeah bro women don't exist yet

    • @wenymidynao2774
      @wenymidynao2774 4 года назад +19

      @Ein Herz für Anime women arent real

    • @roryharland5435
      @roryharland5435 4 года назад +34

      @@wenymidynao2774 women are a conspiracy theory

    • @Eric_E_123
      @Eric_E_123 4 года назад +25

      @@lol998-k4i What is "women?"

    • @ryanli5954
      @ryanli5954 4 года назад +1

      @Ein Herz für Anime women do not have testicles bruh

  • @quarterpounderwcheese7133
    @quarterpounderwcheese7133 4 года назад +5

    The blue sticky gloves are one of my favorite triggers from you! Thanks!💜

  • @Lantztw
    @Lantztw 4 года назад +7

    I’ve watched this many times during these days. Every time I fell asleep when the ad started. Now I still know nothing about this video
    but ball trimmer.

  • @ivanblazquez3864
    @ivanblazquez3864 4 года назад +17

    That sensation of discovering a new Raffy's video...

  • @dillydoodle2148
    @dillydoodle2148 4 года назад +44

    Him: "very careful cuts"
    The Scissors: ↩️➡️↗️↖️↙️↗️⬅️➡️↪️⬆️⬇️⤴️⤵️

  • @alback
    @alback 4 года назад +30

    This is the only haircut I’ve gotten in months.

  • @brodie01
    @brodie01 4 года назад +104

    Nobody:
    My hair after this haircut: ➡️⬅️⬆️⬇️↗️↙️↖️

    • @Pico-fm6nz
      @Pico-fm6nz 4 года назад +2

      Up,up,down,down,left,right,left,right,a,b,start

    • @bennysanchez7950
      @bennysanchez7950 4 года назад +5

      @@Pico-fm6nz doesn’t that shit give you unlimited lives

    • @loganchase4077
      @loganchase4077 4 года назад +1

      @@bennysanchez7950 some games yes but some it’s just a random cheat code

    • @zodiac4for4
      @zodiac4for4 3 года назад +1

      @@Pico-fm6nz bro I just did this and I just got the most sickest fade of my life

  • @matthyslouw440
    @matthyslouw440 4 года назад +43

    Time stamps
    0:00 - Video begins
    45:06 - Video ends

    • @Jordan-pl8cl
      @Jordan-pl8cl 4 года назад +5

      Thank you 🙏

    • @maybenotmatt
      @maybenotmatt 4 года назад +1

      Finally someone put time stamps. Ive been looking for 10 mins

    • @heartlesz_vv7975
      @heartlesz_vv7975 4 года назад +1

      @@maybenotmatt same

    • @heartlesz_vv7975
      @heartlesz_vv7975 4 года назад +1

      Ĺégéñđ

    • @fbi7889
      @fbi7889 4 года назад +1

      Ah yes, Thank you I was having trouble finding my way around this video

  • @maluegawhale1562
    @maluegawhale1562 4 года назад +2

    ur the only asmrtist i consistently get tingles from ty i love u

  • @rickyday2655
    @rickyday2655 4 года назад +23

    "Hey, its so nice to you meet you! What do you do?"
    "Im a Pubic Hair Engineer, got my degree from Southern MSU"

    • @jarrettpeeples9745
      @jarrettpeeples9745 4 года назад +1

      Missed opportunity to reference Ball State.

    • @jitsigmaa
      @jitsigmaa 4 года назад

      @@jarrettpeeples9745 lol

  • @francesxx72
    @francesxx72 4 года назад +1

    I watch a lot of asmr to help me sleep with my anxiety and I am so picky with who makes me feel comfortable, I am so happy I found you, you are funny and comforting thank you

  • @mouton4425
    @mouton4425 4 года назад +12

    Can i just say
    HE IS THE BEST SALESMAN EVER!!

  • @gall9had
    @gall9had 4 года назад +2

    I love when he explains these virtual haircut videos with reason like how the microphone works and the energy orbs. My actual thought process was “Raff what you’re saying right now makes no sense but Im so glad you’re saying it”

  • @montanagardner4606
    @montanagardner4606 4 года назад +27

    Me: doesn't have balls
    Raffy: I've got the perfect product for you

    • @robdm9838
      @robdm9838 4 года назад

      GROW SOME

    • @montanagardner4606
      @montanagardner4606 4 года назад

      @@robdm9838 you know I hadn't thought of that before. How helpful

    • @robdm9838
      @robdm9838 4 года назад

      @@montanagardner4606 Actually don't. They tend to get in the way.

    • @montanagardner4606
      @montanagardner4606 4 года назад

      Alright I won't then I guess

  • @park14tv
    @park14tv 4 года назад +1

    After listening 3 times since posted I can't make it past 20 min with out falling asleep!! Awesome video amazing quality keep it up. Your haircut vids are the best and keep getting better over the years!

  • @ItsRaevie
    @ItsRaevie 4 года назад +75

    no one:
    me: *proudly displaying my lawn mower ball trimmer 3000 on its usb charger* 😀

  • @flexblixky945
    @flexblixky945 4 года назад +62

    24:30 when she lied bout havin that WAP😪

  • @astromono33
    @astromono33 4 года назад +3

    7:44 OMG that feels so good, its more like a VISUAL ASMR but it makes me feel so calm, am i the only one? I LOVE WHEN YOU DO THAT, YOU SHOULD DO IT MORE!!! keep going boss!!

  • @Jaid3n
    @Jaid3n 4 года назад +1

    i think what makes raffys asmr so much better than others, apart for his love for it, is the face that he has absoulutly no background noise like white noise or other people. there are no distractions to this mans amazing videos

  • @evanglaser6517
    @evanglaser6517 4 года назад +14

    8:22 trying to decide if I should self-report after killing in Among Us

  • @DogsDoDance
    @DogsDoDance 4 года назад +1

    I've been watching ASMR for a little over a year now and this is the first video to give me tingles wtf

  • @jariamato8885
    @jariamato8885 4 года назад +28

    Raffy is uploading so frequently...
    It's touching😢

  • @lukedmoss
    @lukedmoss 4 года назад +1

    The first virtual haircut you ever did with the old style feel is one of my favorites ever all time. But I think this new one also does it justice, it feels special.

  • @hamzafijuljanin6175
    @hamzafijuljanin6175 4 года назад +6

    mate you've put me more times to sleep than my own mother

  • @nattysasmr1693
    @nattysasmr1693 4 года назад +1

    The ball sounds were the best part 💛💚💛💚

  • @antoniodamobsta
    @antoniodamobsta 4 года назад +4

    The sticky blue gloves make a return! My favorite item so far 👍

  • @ellieevans2578
    @ellieevans2578 4 года назад +1

    the first time an ad has ever made me smile, thank you

  • @hayden4597
    @hayden4597 4 года назад +20

    Raffy: plz excuse the background noise
    Background: ....

  • @rickyluvs0_022
    @rickyluvs0_022 4 года назад +1

    There’s many asmr content maker but this guy gives me the most tingles

  • @Big_boiiii
    @Big_boiiii 4 года назад +53

    Robber: Pulls out knife
    Me: pulls out knife
    The fight 35:28
    (Edit) Thanks for 33 likes 👍

    • @s101077
      @s101077 4 года назад

      😂

    • @TheSiGeLp
      @TheSiGeLp 4 года назад

      Check your likes bro you now have 20

    • @Big_boiiii
      @Big_boiiii 4 года назад +1

      @@TheSiGeLp thanks I didn't even realise

    • @MiGuEl-xf5mm
      @MiGuEl-xf5mm 4 года назад

      @@Big_boiiii u got 30 likes

    • @Big_boiiii
      @Big_boiiii 4 года назад

      @@MiGuEl-xf5mm omg this is the most likes I've ever gotten thank you everybody

  • @jenniferdiaz3336
    @jenniferdiaz3336 3 года назад +1

    I came here to sleep & now im choking on my water....laughing actual tears 😭 this was the video I didn’t know i needed ! That was great!

  • @BallAboutItCards
    @BallAboutItCards 4 года назад +89

    “Of the Day” October 31,
    2020
    Thought of the Day
    “Be afraid ... Be very afraid.”
    Joke of the Day
    Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating?
    Because they have no-body to go with.
    Random Fact of The Day
    Fifty percent of kids prefer to receive chocolate candy for Halloween, compared with 24% who prefer non-chocolate candy and 10% who preferred gum.
    Word of the Day
    wraith
    [RAYTH]
    (Noun)
    1 a : the exact likeness of a living person seen usually just before death as an apparition
    b : ghost, specter
    2 : an insubstantial form or semblance : shadow
    3 : a barely visible gaseous or vaporous column

  • @emmawilks4524
    @emmawilks4524 4 года назад +1

    Most entertaining and funny sponsor ad I've seen thus far. 10/10 Raffy you've done it again ya legend!

  • @raniaqassam6133
    @raniaqassam6133 4 года назад +18

    Raffy has been killing it recently with the uploads ❤️❤️

  • @Andrew-xd4jp
    @Andrew-xd4jp 4 года назад +1

    This is the best ad I've ever seen 10/10

  • @kabirawan4229
    @kabirawan4229 4 года назад +14

    Raffy: Applying cream
    Me: *looks away for a second*
    Me: *looks back*
    Raffy: *is holding a "razor blade"*
    Me: A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one at that

  • @gio1627
    @gio1627 4 года назад +1

    You didn't just break my tingle immunity, you flooded my system with ALL the melatonin! Thank you Raphy!

  • @gambuzas8625
    @gambuzas8625 4 года назад +17

    I was just chilling on youtube and go to my notification tab and this appears
    beautiful
    just beautiful.

  • @Мокоччи
    @Мокоччи 4 года назад +1

    What a snowball of uploads! I'm liking it

  • @lockrock344
    @lockrock344 4 года назад +9

    Me relaxing...
    Raffy: Ball Trimmer
    I was dead😂🤣

  • @tenajheslop3463
    @tenajheslop3463 4 года назад +2

    Nothing like raffy to end the day. Are we gonna get a fire watch part 2? I thoroughly enjoyed it

  • @colengn6136
    @colengn6136 4 года назад +7

    I decided to go to the comments since im reviewing so the other thumbnails wont distract me, buuut everytime i glance over, i see a massive chain of ball jokes, i love youtube

  • @sithjohn80
    @sithjohn80 4 года назад +2

    Raffy’s sound selection is always on point👌🏼

  • @neweraMRJHM
    @neweraMRJHM 4 года назад +3

    "Usually not a good idea to remove your protection midway through your activity... but the show must go on."
    Dude. I really want to go and have a beer with Raffy, I think he's the most fun guy hahaha

  • @cyberbunny6801
    @cyberbunny6801 4 года назад

    Your videos are the best thing to listen to while studying. I normally stress out a lot while trying to get homework done and turned in but listening to all these good sounds really help. Thank you so much for giving us all these wonderful videos to listen to.

  • @HappyKoufax
    @HappyKoufax 4 года назад +4

    I love this vid. This is the Positivity I need in my life right now been so down lately thank you Raffy🧡🤙🏽

  • @samkoopmann8833
    @samkoopmann8833 4 года назад +1

    LETS GO IVE BEEN WATXHING THE OLD ONE SO MUCH LATELY

  • @NASCARDUDE
    @NASCARDUDE 4 года назад +17

    This man said it’s time to address the Amazon rainforest growing out of your crotch. SMH LoL

  • @nyyankeesbaby7
    @nyyankeesbaby7 4 года назад +1

    You are super talented and creative! Keep up the great work :)

  • @menobueno417
    @menobueno417 4 года назад +7

    Never knew how relaxing it is to hear “balls” in asmr fashion!

  • @anarchist43267
    @anarchist43267 3 года назад +1

    Man I cant stop rewatching this video, its sooo relaxing 🤤

  • @garrettb2057
    @garrettb2057 4 года назад +7

    Me: *ASMR VIBES*
    Raffy: *advertises ball trimmer*
    me:... that was unexpected

  • @yaboiiii4458
    @yaboiiii4458 4 года назад +1

    This might be the best sponsor of a video ever 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Vocros
    @Vocros 4 года назад +5

    30:20 "I mean... I'm not filming, I'm cutting your hair." 😂 Saved, I guess

  • @sarahp3821
    @sarahp3821 4 года назад +1

    Yes! Your last video of this was literally my fav ASMR video so happy you made a new one!😊

  • @PeachBoiASMR
    @PeachBoiASMR 4 года назад +5

    22:48 *No truer words have ever been said*

  • @alphafpsttv7768
    @alphafpsttv7768 4 года назад

    The small frequencies really worked wow 🤩