Eu mais planto que derrubo! Aliás, nao derrubo árvore alguma.. Sou adepto á conservação da natureza. Sou mais adepto a utilização da madeira berrubada pela própria natureza ❤
Me lord there’s giant iron ogre committing sorcery in Blackwell forest just over Humboldt Hill! Please send the Calvary! - Message from Hamwigs Pidgeon
А сколько ты сам своими руками посадил хотя бы одно дерево,а может ты,сука,посадил 100...200...1000 деревьев??????Это наша планета-ЗЕМЛЯ!!!!!!!НЕ ВАЖНО В КАКОЙ ТЫ СТРАНЕ ЖИВЕШЬ,СОВСЕМ НЕ ВАЖНО...ЭТА ГОЛУБАЯ (ПОКА ГОЛУБАЯ😢)ПЛАНЕТА СРЕДИ ПЛАНЕТ В КОСМИЧЕСКОМ ПРОСТРАНСТВЕ...СОЗДАННАЯ....???????,НАСЕЛЕННАЯ НАРОДАМИ,ЖИВОТНЫМ,РАСТИТЕЛЬНЫМ ,ЧЕЛОВЕЧЕСКИМ ВИДОМ....ЭТО ТАКИЕ ЗАГАДКИ ПРИРОДЫ,КОТОРЫЕ НЕ ПОДВЛАСТНЫ УЧЕНЫМ...ОНИ(ученые...делают вид,что все знают...На самом деле...они профаны.)ПОЛУЧАЮТ НАУЧНЫЕ СТАТУСЫ,ЗВАНИЯ...НО,ОНИ....0(ноль!)Природа... не изучена даже на 40%(земля,моря....) Раньше были исследования умнейших ученых-многопрофильных(тащили все на себе...не ждали вертолетов-самолетов...,теперь ,,ученый" за счет папиного верт.-сам.,,делает"...Нет,это это не опечатка...Не защищает,а за него делают...И эта ...тварь потом будет(со ,,знанием дела"😤🤑🤪) преподносить ,,свои знания" абитуриентам 😢Такие...обычно,собирают мзду...за ,,хорошую оценку,обедают-ужинают в ресторанах..,и пока ,,писька"не ляжет на отдых...склоняют податливых студенток на интим(ну да...ради хорошей оценки...)Вот эта гнилое научное обучение...ни к чему хорошему не приведет...)ПОРА ПРОШЕРСТИТЬ ЭТО СООБЩЕСТВО И ПРОВЕРИТЬ ИХ НА ПРОФПРИГОДНОСТЬ....НЕ ПРОШЕЛ...УВОЛИТЬ И ТОЧКА.
That would be fucking horrifying, not knowing what the hell your looking at. But all you do know/think is that its a large metal creature with the ability to destroy entire trees wthin seconds with its huge claw thing
You shouldn’t be standing that close, remember you have to stay 30m (or 90ft) away from one of these. Mainly due to the flying tree limbs and debris which could maim or kill you
I would just like to laugh at this person. They have obviously never worked in the wood industry. Us as operators are expected to do this with our boss standing on the log.
Si los leñadores de el 1800 hubieran tenido esa máquina, usted y yo y RUclips no existiriamos. Ya estaría todo hecho un desierto de arena. Lo que le vamos a dejar al próximo siglo:ARENA.
@@kgeethupp7. Don't take it personal....but you are right. A tree is a living organasm. I wish I didn't do Biology..... It sorts of makes one a monk. Life is supreme. All sorts of life.
@@TimberteamhdpmI think because the camera is so close to the machine and log. But in reality a falling tree is much more dangerous as you have control over the angle of the log when it's in that claw
@@МаксимВ-п6п I agree with you that deforestation is a bad thing. No doubt about that. However, humans will always use trees for wood and paper and such for the foreseeable future. But as long as we give back more than we take, I believe it will be alright.
@@МаксимВ-п6пtrees are just big crops. We harvest them, we plant them, and we do it over again. It doesn't make sense for the forestry industry to skimp out on replanting because it means the land they've purchased for logging can only be used once. It's all a pretty well maintained process
@@Timberteamhdpmyea doesn't matter what you do to the only earth we have. Do you even have the foresight to plant more. And not just pines. There needs to be hardwoods too. But u'll not coz that would take more than ur lifetime to be able to chop it down. 👎
As a residential tree trimmer, I didn't expect something so technologically advanced to just have a little hydraulic saw pop out every now and then, Lol.
That, my friends, is why we don't ship the Onceler with anyone, let alone himself, you weirdos. As an avid Tumblr user, pro tip- don't use Tumblr. This place sucks.
@@omegawilliam95s36 you say that as if we aren't all still here. Or, well. All the Tumblr crazies became -Twitter- X crazies, like the human pet guy, so now only the chill mentally ill people are left. My people. The people are great, the platform is dogshit. Don't use Tumblr. Do as I say, not as I do, lol
It's videos like this that really make me stand in awe at the intelligence of humanity. And then I watch American politics and can't believe we even made it this far as a species.
@@bonesofeao3968 no, they’re only in control of the fabric of society. How I WISH they were designing heavy machinery. All the idiots would be locked up in no time
@bonesofeao3968 right, they just decide the funding, Taxes, business incentives, and whether the economy is stable enough to make a buck using said machinery 😭😭
I think it’s absolutely hilarious that I was able to tell my wife what he’s doing when she asked, she asked me how I know because I’m only 25 and have never operated on of those things. Told her two words… farming simulator 😂 god I love that game!
I found one of these in the woods in the summer and the size of the thing at the front is way bigger than it looks in the video lol absolutely insane kit
@@JuanSalazar-ho9tk lmao but it’s a problem when America thinks that way 😂. “The goal is fortune, no matter about” goofy Spanish speaking countries. We should just take all y’all shit
We can launch nuclear weapons across oceans to contact targets within 1 meter every time. This is hardly cutting edge, cool as it may be. This is pretty old tech, in that it's been around quite a while.
They do. What you're looking at is a plantation...otherwise known as a tree farm. They planted all those trees years ago in order to harvest them as such. When they're done with this section they'll go through to stump it and plant more trees to take their place...beginning the cycle all over again.
No worries! This isnt an old growth forest, this is a tree farm "forest" planted specifically for lumber production! If you look you can see that theres only one type of tree, all at the same height and width, perfectly spaced apart, and no ground shrubs. Which means no animals living within them. These "forests" are maintained and continually planted in in order to keep old growth forests (true forests with all sorts of animals and plants) from being cut down :) If youre curious, there Are machines that will manually plant young trees! Though i forget what theyre called exactly haha
We literally have more trees than we can cut down in places like the PNW and lots of Canada. It’s practices such as clear cutting for cattle farms or mining which destroys ecosystems and biodiversity.
Remember everyone, always plant 10 new trees after we cut one tree.
Algo así
Eso no lo hace nadie😢
@@MariloPalazón誰もしないなら君がやろう
😢
Eu mais planto que derrubo!
Aliás, nao derrubo árvore alguma..
Sou adepto á conservação da natureza.
Sou mais adepto a utilização da madeira berrubada pela própria natureza ❤
The engineering behind this is absolutely fascinating
Jajajaja gracias amigo👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Sus
Fascinantes para destruir los bosques, a eso te refieres????
Confirmo
@@tanialemus1664yo no vi eso en el video
Medieval peasant would die from one glance of this machine
Looks like a transformer - horrifying
"It's a dragon!" - medieval peasant joinked to our time
Me lord there’s giant iron ogre committing sorcery in Blackwell forest just over Humboldt Hill! Please send the Calvary! - Message from Hamwigs Pidgeon
Quisiera ver sus reacciones
I died when I first saw one of these. Incredible machine
Gonna start calling my hand the Harvester 1270g.
😳😳😳😳
Ehh 1.27kg only? So weak
猛者いて草
Same
Considering it's absolutely jerg'n n borg'n a tree, I'd say it's still miles ahead of what you can do, champ.@@minimino9878
the engineer who designed this machine was a gamer.
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻😮😮😮💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻
😂😂 facts 😌
Just cut them over sized too many come into our Lumber Mill too short to cross cut the debarker reduces stones damaging the Saw Blades in the mill .
More like a fat lazy man with low testosterone levels. This world is getting way too soft... SMH
@@stephenburgess5109Or just do it the way they're doing it here. 😒😒
I swear, forestry equipment has gotta be the coolest looking gear on the planet
Porque dices eso?
Absolutely badass😁
А сколько ты сам своими руками посадил хотя бы одно дерево,а может ты,сука,посадил 100...200...1000 деревьев??????Это наша планета-ЗЕМЛЯ!!!!!!!НЕ ВАЖНО В КАКОЙ ТЫ СТРАНЕ ЖИВЕШЬ,СОВСЕМ НЕ ВАЖНО...ЭТА ГОЛУБАЯ (ПОКА ГОЛУБАЯ😢)ПЛАНЕТА СРЕДИ ПЛАНЕТ В КОСМИЧЕСКОМ ПРОСТРАНСТВЕ...СОЗДАННАЯ....???????,НАСЕЛЕННАЯ НАРОДАМИ,ЖИВОТНЫМ,РАСТИТЕЛЬНЫМ ,ЧЕЛОВЕЧЕСКИМ ВИДОМ....ЭТО ТАКИЕ ЗАГАДКИ ПРИРОДЫ,КОТОРЫЕ НЕ ПОДВЛАСТНЫ УЧЕНЫМ...ОНИ(ученые...делают вид,что все знают...На самом деле...они профаны.)ПОЛУЧАЮТ НАУЧНЫЕ СТАТУСЫ,ЗВАНИЯ...НО,ОНИ....0(ноль!)Природа... не изучена даже на 40%(земля,моря....) Раньше были исследования умнейших ученых-многопрофильных(тащили все на себе...не ждали вертолетов-самолетов...,теперь ,,ученый" за счет папиного верт.-сам.,,делает"...Нет,это это не опечатка...Не защищает,а за него делают...И эта ...тварь потом будет(со ,,знанием дела"😤🤑🤪) преподносить ,,свои знания" абитуриентам 😢Такие...обычно,собирают мзду...за ,,хорошую оценку,обедают-ужинают в ресторанах..,и пока ,,писька"не ляжет на отдых...склоняют податливых студенток на интим(ну да...ради хорошей оценки...)Вот эта гнилое научное обучение...ни к чему хорошему не приведет...)ПОРА ПРОШЕРСТИТЬ ЭТО СООБЩЕСТВО И ПРОВЕРИТЬ ИХ НА ПРОФПРИГОДНОСТЬ....НЕ ПРОШЕЛ...УВОЛИТЬ И ТОЧКА.
@@Timberteamhdpmwhat do you mean mate, fucking looking at it!
It looks cool but :( really isn’t
Imagine being a 8th century peasant strolling through the woods and seeing this one day
Beware a beast of iron and rope that destroys trees with a single grope. The forrest hides terrible truths.
That would be fucking horrifying, not knowing what the hell your looking at. But all you do know/think is that its a large metal creature with the ability to destroy entire trees wthin seconds with its huge claw thing
Ax men workers are cussing as they see this
@@GMedlock-vx5iw as their shoulders and elbows celebrate a simpler, less concussive life
Kids don't go near forest; there's a monster who eats trees.
Удобнее верблюду пройти сквозь игольные уши, нежели богатому войти в Царствие Божие. ❄️
Que quieres decir con eso
"GET ME THAT HARVESTER..."
"But SIR!"
"Don't you care about the forests?"
"NAAAH"
😂😂😂
Jews
That harvester isn’t bad, it leaves the branches and needles behind to grow more trees and become a cozy cottage for snakes and other small animals
Don't know if I understood this joke correctly, but if I did, DEAR GOD IT HURTS TO JUST THINK ABOUT IT 😫
Elves: "The Forest is Sacred and we must protect it at all costs!"
Dwarves:
Jajajaajaj
😢😭🎋🐼😵
Nah, that is humans. Imagine the terrifying marvels dwarves would wreak upon the woods.
ROCK AND STONE
Soooooo cring
The Lorax is going crazy rn
I was searching this answer
The Lorax has entered the chat
He definitely would be in a coma or something
Was jus boutta say this smh
No entiendo el porqué?
You shouldn’t be standing that close, remember you have to stay 30m (or 90ft) away from one of these.
Mainly due to the flying tree limbs and debris which could maim or kill you
I would just like to laugh at this person. They have obviously never worked in the wood industry. Us as operators are expected to do this with our boss standing on the log.
🤭
Get outta my forest, OSHA
Probably in Russia or some crazy communist country with no health and safety laws hahaha
Porque dices eso amigo ?
The Lorax been real quiet since this dropped
Lorax?
The fuck?
The fact people don’t get this joke makes it so much better
Didn't expect this comment to be so underrated when I found it
@@rickandbrandonshowfr 😂
If the old school lumberjacks from the 1800s-1900s could see this today they would crap their pants
"Yur stealin maH jobs"
“Dis is sum oxenshit”🪵💪🏿
Lmao
i’m crapping my pants right now, unrelated matter that’d i prefer not to talk about
Si los leñadores de el 1800 hubieran tenido esa máquina, usted y yo y RUclips no existiriamos. Ya estaría todo hecho un desierto de arena. Lo que le vamos a dejar al próximo siglo:ARENA.
"The trees can't be harmed if the Lorax is armed."
😳😳😳😳
"Once you are shot, know that any more actions are for naught"
"For when Lorax has an AK-47, you shall see the pearly gates of heaven"
@@Mr_Fr34ky "The Oncelers attempts were in vain, for all he feels now is pain."
@@CharlieDoutt-uw6kw”The Lorax warned you nicely, but he’ll make the eyes the place that feels the pain lastly.”
I love the design and engineering process of this machine, it's like a miniboss in a machinery VS game lol
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That thing literally seems like it’s got a mind of its own
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No. It's literally being controlled by the operator.
@@Drewsky840 we all know xD is just how the machine looks
Maybe because the operator has a mind of its own
@@peterpumpkineater6928 true. it does seem quite fluid though, but i’m assuming he’s done this a lot.
“I swear I didn’t use teeth.”
💀
“Then why is there bite marks?”
💀
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
Well those are some sharp ass tonsils you have 😂
“Find me that harvester!!!”
“But sir???”
“Find me that harvester…”
hear me out
But sirrr!!!
Downbad fan woohoo!
*Sweating intensely*
I’ve not seen that guys memes in sooo long ahahaha thanks brother for reminding me
Elves: the forest is our home. It is a sacred place that shelters us from all evil
Dwarves:
This is the best comment
Porque dices eso?
Imagine being a tree and hearing this machine coming up the mountain for you and you know you cannot run away from it.
😳😳😳😳
Imagínate el inodoro escuchar cuando estás por centarte a cagar encima de él y no poder hacer nada 😢
@@soymenssi7770HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
@@soymenssi7770sO lame with u.... Tree is an immobile living being🙏🏻🤷🏽♀️
@@kgeethupp7. Don't take it personal....but you are right. A tree is a living organasm. I wish I didn't do Biology..... It sorts of makes one a monk. Life is supreme. All sorts of life.
"Wake up Dave, time to circumcise the forest."
"What"
😂😂😂 I'm using my grams phone if that was circum id rather die
😂😂😂😂
Information unclear. Circumcised myself with a forest named Dave. 😮 🔪🍆
🍆 destroyer
i wish we could tag beastchild
By far one of the coolest machines ever built. It fascinates me
And I think that is one of the worst machine ever created
@@brannyxDwhy
@@Jon-er7pmyou live under a rock or something?
@@noahbarrette9355you live in the forest or something 🤡🤡
@@brannyxDno, go cry in a corner
Sensacional 👏👏👏👏👏👏
Muchísimas gracias compañero 💪🏻
"Yes sir, the doohickey is fully operational."
😜
girlfriend: don't worry, I'm gentle.
also she:
Ajjajajaajja
why would ya worry
"Dentata, is Latin, for teeth!"
Too much teeth for sure 😂
"NO GIRLFRIEND STOP! STOP! AHHHHHHH!!
That machine is crazy, handling these massive trees like they're toothpicks
😳😳😳
Guess maintaining it must be very expressive
Just like Piper Perri
Wow! Seeing this for the first time.
Jajajajajajaj que gran comentario
Cameraman just chillin in the most dangerous spot he could find
Porque dices eso?
@@TimberteamhdpmI think because the camera is so close to the machine and log. But in reality a falling tree is much more dangerous as you have control over the angle of the log when it's in that claw
Osha has left the chat.
Camera man never dies bro come on...first page in the OSHA Safety guidelines
Camera man never hurt remember that
I still think this design is crazy good, the person who made this really thought outside the box.
2 in 1 basically
Well it wouldn’t fit inside a box, so… 😜
This is seriously a cool machine
It’s crazy to think that these things have been around since the first half of the 20th century
@@nuntana2
😂😂😂😂❤😁👍
The way it does it so fluidly makes it look like a creature 😂
I gotta try it out one day
Its human-operated
Thought it was bumblebee 😮
It’s something out of the Matrix
it looks like the DNA encoders in animal cells
Lol does look like the claws that's grab the humans in the matrix.@@tyruwas1
❤❤❤❤❤❤❤gostei 😊
Mil gracias amigo 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻por valorar y apreciar el contenido 🥰🥰🥰
Imagine showing this to a 1900s woodsman.
💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻
Hed be like neat. Then climb 200 feet up to top a tree.
He'd be upset that he's cutting those logs so darn short they're basically useless.
peasant be like....." Oh Hell No, We have someone from a different galaxy ......AlieNNNNNNN"
@@didamnesia3575 They are probably being cut a tad over 8'.
This machine should be a boss in a horror videogame😂
Como? Jajaja
Yes indeed 😂
i am a bit unsettled by it lol
You're a tree and you have to fight it off... as a tree... that doesn't move.
@xdragon2k A human being hunted by self aware machines in a tree cutting warehouse, at night
Elves: "I love my forest"
Dwarfs:
Underrated comment
Not out of necessity, purely to spite the elves
น่าเสียดายธรรมชาติ
meanwhile the real dwarves :I AM A DWARF AND IM DIGGING A WHOLE
That's a lot of axe and hammer handles
Ever since i played farm simulator 21 i have loved forestry equipment
Jajajajaja claro que si amigo te gustaría manejarlos
machine’s got more grip than most relationships
💪🏻🤭🤭🤭
Huh??
Эта машина очень опасна.
This man has more control over that harvester than I have over myself
This man has more control over that harvester than I have-over-Esther
You're better than me that can't even control my self at all
No he hasn‘t
@@BrokenBeats89 I think he was having a seizure during that first cut. It looked like the machine was fighting him and winning.
😢😢😢😢😢😢😢
This is like one of the coolest machines ive seen
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What's good about deforestation? about technology yes, I agree, it looks amazing, but it's not what will lead us to a better future
@@МаксимВ-п6пDo you like writing with pencils or owning furniture?
@@МаксимВ-п6п I agree with you that deforestation is a bad thing. No doubt about that. However, humans will always use trees for wood and paper and such for the foreseeable future. But as long as we give back more than we take, I believe it will be alright.
@@МаксимВ-п6пtrees are just big crops. We harvest them, we plant them, and we do it over again. It doesn't make sense for the forestry industry to skimp out on replanting because it means the land they've purchased for logging can only be used once. It's all a pretty well maintained process
Husband : amazing how it handles the wood.
Wife: hold my beer.
Jajajajajja es un buen comentario según no?
Her: "I've never done this before.. this is my first time."
Also her:
Me 10 minutes after waking up
HahajahahhA
So glad to find these types of comment. Thought I was the only one
@@anajarquin.Lmao same😂😂
I also think that Jajajajaja
"It's my first time"
Her five seconds later:
Just chops it off?
Pobre bosque
💀 💯
😭😭😭😭 I knew it was here
Vag dentata? 😮
The fact it can chop a whole ass tree like it's nothing is terrifying
😳😳😳😳
I am also a tree
The sliding mechanism reminds me of a can opener
Wrong!
It'S cHoPpInG iT lIkE iT'S a TrEe
What do you mean by that my guy?
i could do this all day and all night
😂😂😂
Elves:"The forest is so beautiful and pretty! Truly, nature is an artist, and this is her work!
Dwarves:
😳👀👀👀
*Elves: "The forest is so beautiful and pretty! Truly, nature is an artist, and this is her work!
Dwarves:
*Elves: "The forest is so beautiful and pretty! Truly, nature is an artist, and this is her work!
Dwarves:@@victoriagrayson5082
😭
Dwarves? ROCK AND STONE!
Imagine looking at a metal dinosaur chomping trees. Gotta look super cool lol
😳😳😳😳😳😜
Yeah i was just imagining whrn ai will be in comtrol of these type of operations 😢🕴🏾
@@Timberteamhdpmtf is that supposed to mean?
@@InfiniteDarkMasspeople being out of the job probably
Idk. Just asking maybe you there was a show on discovery where the build robotic dinosaurs and fight each other. Do you know the name of it?
The rest of the trees looking down like: 👁️👄👁️
哈哈😂
More like🌲
@@tiantianhuaniangzhiyin me to send me a photo ii
Everything is a fleshlight if you're brave enough
@@Titan-so1kh jñjjkjjjjjmjjjmkmmjjjmjmjmkj
Favorite machines on RUclips
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻muchas gracias amigo
You don’t realise how strong tree harvesters are until you realise
“THAT THING JUST PICKED UP A WHOLE DANG TREE??”
How long did that take you exactly?! 🧐
...by the end, not in the middle
I’m certain the claw hand could crush a suv like a can with ease
“This is my first time”
jajajjajajajajaj
I don’t understand why people keep cutting trees for fun, one of the biggest problems we have rn in this world
@@ilikeanimals5015 I don’t think they’d do all that just for fun but I get what you mean
@@ilikeanimals5015It's mostly for necessity, not "fun"
@@ilikeanimals5015 For fun? Bro give me some of what your smoking, it must be some good zaza
The trees looking down like "look how they massacred my boy"
😳😳😳😳
it's a horror movie waiting to happen
Some trees can communicate with other trees with theor roots
@@HowlingWolvesThe Massacre of the Wooden Nightmare
ATENTION VIEWERS: RATED R AND +18
Nice Godfather reference 👌
Muito top essa invenção essa macna
Jajjajajajajaj
Thats a beast of a machine. Its amazing what we can build.
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻💪🏻
It's sad how we can lose so many trees in so little time
Speak for yourself I can’t build shit
And then use it to rape the land.
@@Timberteamhdpmyea doesn't matter what you do to the only earth we have. Do you even have the foresight to plant more. And not just pines. There needs to be hardwoods too. But u'll not coz that would take more than ur lifetime to be able to chop it down. 👎
I’ve always wondered how those machines worked. Pretty cool to be able to see it close up like that
Porque dices eso?
De noite faz medo ver essas máquinas.
@@Timberteamhdpmpero si en su respuesta te ha explicado porqué comenta, vuelve a leerlo anda
What are those machines called???
@@Timberteamhdpm te pregunto como es que trabajan esas maquinas y que es sorprenderte verlas trabajar
That last one was destined to be a 2x4 at Home Depot
😳😳😳
Bet😅
😂😂😂
Looks like Terminator Rise of the Machines!
Idk looks short to be useful for most things except maybe furniture
Really perfect machine❤🎉
Mil gracias amigo , me alegro mucho que te guste
Truly amazing machine! 100 years ago they would have laughed at you if you told them it was going to be built..
They also would have laughed at that tiny tree he cut down.
They would still be laughing at the disaster we made.
Hace 50 años solamente 🎉
Muchas gracias amigo 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 gran comentario
@@sachin1825😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊
“i swear it’s my first time”
also her:
💀
This was the comment I was looking for take my like bro😂
Thanks for this bro 😂😂😂
💀 bro
@@carrotburgers6364same😂💀
Netflix: are you still watching?
Someone's daughter:
What are you referencing? I have seen jokes like these alot.
JajJjJajja
@@truckkun2Just look up “are you still watching urban dictionary” on google
@@truckkun2You'll see better one day 😂
@@NewtonMD i am no innocent mf btw. Tell me brother, i see alot of these, so can you tell me what are they referring to?
saturday night. jack and coke. two prozacs. and this thing workin my shaft 🙌
😂😂😂😂😂
When you tell the barber “just a trim”
the shock and horror on your face in the mirror.
*internal scream*
When your girlfriend says you are her first but she has no gag reflex lmao lol
Her: "Ive never done this before"
Her mouth 5 minutes later:
This is the comment I was looking for
dawg😂
Good 👍👍👍
😅😂😭😭😭
Prolly had many victims eh, prolly too bitey as well
Her: “This is my first time”
Also her:
Jajajajajajaj 🤭🤭🤭🤭
As a residential tree trimmer, I didn't expect something so technologically advanced to just have a little hydraulic saw pop out every now and then, Lol.
Porque dices eso?
But it makes sense when you think about it, the service costs of that function is kept at a minimum, just a new chain. Easily replaced and stored
@@Timberteamhdpmbecause he obviously hasn't seen technology like this in his experience
@@Timberteamhdpmare you dumb?
That chainsaw sound is oddly satisfying 😮
-"Sir, SIR!"
-"Bring me that machinery"
😅😅😅😅😅😅😅 better he do so i need one
Adonde bro
😂😂😂😂
@@juliannnyirenda-nx2gu😊
But sir!!!! That machinery is heavy!
Thats machine😎
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The shyest girl in the class:
Jajajajajajaajaj
I came to the comments for THIS😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤❤
we never know
? Explain
@@Timberteamhdpmque
Once-ler: I’ll only cut down one tree
Once-ler 5 seconds later:
😂😂😂😂🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭
That, my friends, is why we don't ship the Onceler with anyone, let alone himself, you weirdos.
As an avid Tumblr user, pro tip- don't use Tumblr. This place sucks.
@@existenceispain_geekthesirenI remember seeing all those Tumblr blogs a few years ago, crazy stuff.
@@omegawilliam95s36 you say that as if we aren't all still here. Or, well. All the Tumblr crazies became -Twitter- X crazies, like the human pet guy, so now only the chill mentally ill people are left. My people.
The people are great, the platform is dogshit. Don't use Tumblr. Do as I say, not as I do, lol
The elves: this forest has been my home for the last 200 years and I owe it my respect and devotion
The dwarves:
Como?
😂
I love cutting my stick😃
🤔😂😂😂
That machine is a beast
Muchas gracias amigo💪🏻
He built it by himself^
That chainsaw Cutoff is NO JOKE!
Not me imagining what happens if a person was in place instead of that tree…
You should see a hotsaw in action.
@@naylisyazwina6836chain doesn't cut, it tears!
This machine is very good. because very nice designed for cutting.
La máquina y todo es impresionante ✌🏻
The fact that those operators are so accurate is nuts, and the tool is equally crazy
That harvester is computerized, you set your cut lengths. Modern forestry equipment does almost everything for you.
Shut up
@Shawn-eb9wo that's crazy especially when people 70% of the world still do this manually
how much ask ur moma?
@@alexsalvi1824 yours is right next to me though
Wish I could smell this.❤ The smell of cut wood
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Don’t forget the sweet smell of diesel
اي ريحتها طيبه
Cheira meus ovos então 🤣🤣🤣🤣
All you would smell is diesel
“Go slow it’s my first time”💀
Ayo 😂
thats legit what i thought 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Kaat diya na tera bhi 🤣🤣🤣
😂
Me randomly at 3am
Jajajajajajaj que bueno
Her: it’s my first time
also her:
ayee lmao
This comment is not about tree felling 💀💀
💀💀☠️
🤣🤣🤣
When i first saw thè video i thought about dat but u got it down first lmao
Isn't this one of those Dr. Seuss machines for harvesting truffulas?
That’s what I was thinking!
I thought the same but couldn't remember the name
l
I can just see the Lorax pop outta nowhere
The tiny saw coming out is so cute
😆🤣🤣🤣
It’s not tiny at all, it’s just that the machine makes it look small but it’s longer than the trees diameter
It's probably 8 foot long, that claw is just that big
Elves: "Trees are our home"
Dwarves:
😳
To those who are wondering, the tree came 💦 and is now a regular customer
😂😂😂
This really isn’t normal….. comment sections in 2023 normalize sex addict and perverted thoughts. I’m mean look at yourself.
😂😂😂😂
same
Well Sir !!!!!!
It's videos like this that really make me stand in awe at the intelligence of humanity.
And then I watch American politics and can't believe we even made it this far as a species.
Porque dices eso😳?
America is also largely responsible for the James Webb telescope. we have a big variance in intellect, for sure.
Luckily american politicians arent designing heavy machinery
@@bonesofeao3968 no, they’re only in control of the fabric of society. How I WISH they were designing heavy machinery. All the idiots would be locked up in no time
@bonesofeao3968 right, they just decide the funding, Taxes, business incentives, and whether the economy is stable enough to make a buck using said machinery 😭😭
She lied…It wasn’t her first time 😅
Jajajajajajajja
Was looking for this comment
What even about this makes you think that, this is some top level brain disease. If there's any
Watching these things operate is mesmerizing.
Me alegro que te guste mi trabajo amigo 👏🏻👏🏻
The Lorax seeing this: "how bad can he possibly be?"
“tHe cUstUmER’s aRE bUYinG.”
@diplexnormal3353 you're weird and not in a good way.
“tHe mOnEy’S mULtIPlyiNg”
"Who CARES if a FEW trees are DYING?"
Porque dices eso?
That hidden chainsaw is just mind-blowing 🤯
Jajajajaajaj
Save the tree 🌲🌲🌲
Está a salvo conmigo amigo
I think it’s absolutely hilarious that I was able to tell my wife what he’s doing when she asked, she asked me how I know because I’m only 25 and have never operated on of those things. Told her two words… farming simulator 😂 god I love that game!
Yesss!
Average Nasus top player
What is he doing?
Ajjaajajajajaj muy buen comentario amigo
I think that makes you weird af
Elves: "I love nature, this is my home!"
Dwarves:
Эльфы тоже строили дома из дерева
@@vladimirfilippov2899 but they dont industrialize it, just for necessity
Khihkyiyiyiujyiuyuyu
Copy
@@Phils_YT Are one word replies the only thing you know, Phil?
Imagine how amazing that fresh pine would smell.
Muy bien jajajap
I was imagining that very scent. My favorite. High up in the moutains in the spring!
So this is where all those pine car air fresheners come from 🤔
My allergies are kicking on just thinking about it
One of my favorite machines to watch.
Muchísimas gracias amigo
de nada! @@Timberteamhdpm
I found one of these in the woods in the summer and the size of the thing at the front is way bigger than it looks in the video lol absolutely insane kit
Porque dices eso?
@@JuanSalazar-ho9tk lmao but it’s a problem when America thinks that way 😂.
“The goal is fortune, no matter about” goofy Spanish speaking countries. We should just take all y’all shit
Its so cool that its a bark remover, chainsaw and branch remover all in one
Jajajajaaj 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
It cuts ‚em down aswell
The de-forester 9000
@@vastbigbubba fr
We can launch nuclear weapons across oceans to contact targets within 1 meter every time. This is hardly cutting edge, cool as it may be. This is pretty old tech, in that it's been around quite a while.
there's something unreasonably satisfying about watching big machines do work that is far larger than themselves
Yeah
Porque dices eso ?
@@Timberteamhdpmsatisfacción supongo
That's some kink 😅
It's why I became an apprentice heavy equipment tech!
حافظو على ألطبيعة هي حياتكم.
Claro que lo es amigo
Hope they have machines to plant more trees at this speed
It's a tree plantation. That's the entire ooint 🙄
All this crap about the climate, yet they keep wiping out forests.
They do. What you're looking at is a plantation...otherwise known as a tree farm. They planted all those trees years ago in order to harvest them as such. When they're done with this section they'll go through to stump it and plant more trees to take their place...beginning the cycle all over again.
No worries! This isnt an old growth forest, this is a tree farm "forest" planted specifically for lumber production! If you look you can see that theres only one type of tree, all at the same height and width, perfectly spaced apart, and no ground shrubs. Which means no animals living within them. These "forests" are maintained and continually planted in in order to keep old growth forests (true forests with all sorts of animals and plants) from being cut down :)
If youre curious, there Are machines that will manually plant young trees! Though i forget what theyre called exactly haha
There's more trees now than there ever was. Google it
Now you just need a machine that grows trees fast like this...
Exactly.
We literally have more trees than we can cut down in places like the PNW and lots of Canada.
It’s practices such as clear cutting for cattle farms or mining which destroys ecosystems and biodiversity.
@@memewithinameme35
"We have more trees"
Brazil used to have much more trees and even they managed to cut down a lot of it already...
@@miguelito2364well that sounds like it's Brazil's fault, doesn't it?
@@johnboltz3591
That's not the point...idiot
"I should really call her."
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Derpixon is that you from mime and dash
@@jesicaborner3385 from what?
Mime and Dash
Search it on google
Bom trabalho 😂
Gracias amigo 😂😂😂