Try not to die on the docks for once (HITMAN)

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  • Опубликовано: 14 янв 2025

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  • @TheGooGaming
    @TheGooGaming Год назад +39

    47 walking out of the bank revolving door with 18 bulletholes in his back killed me

  • @TheMrArik
    @TheMrArik Год назад +265

    the video has been out for 2 minutes but that's definitely how I woulda done it

    • @davidballantyne4492
      @davidballantyne4492 Год назад +5

      A clean kill!

    • @handoverthestromboli6715
      @handoverthestromboli6715 Год назад +15

      that is the precise method someone such as myself would execute in that scenario in order to achieve the objective set out for me

    • @bigstanko7391
      @bigstanko7391 Год назад +11

      The methods that Mr Northernlion employed in that particular situation perfectly correspond to the methods I would have used myself If I had been in an identical scenario.

    • @handoverthestromboli6715
      @handoverthestromboli6715 Год назад +5

      @@bigstanko7391 Now, lets say, hypothetically, that i were a bald, glasses wearing twitch streaming gamer, and that this bald, glasses wearing twitch streaming gamer were to play a game in which the player controls a bald, robotic assassin tasked with eliminating one or more targets in a public location, I may, perhaps, consider the modius operandi of my predecessor: Northernlion. This, i believe, would raise my odds of success as i agree with the strategy and techinical skill used by said Northernlion. Hypothetically speaking, thats how i woulda done it

    • @mejhdhhicbfshihids652
      @mejhdhhicbfshihids652 Год назад +4

      I would like it to be known that the series of actions taken by the Canadian twitch streamer/youtuber Ryan AKA Northernlion in order to eliminate his targets while avoiding detection in the freelancer mode of the third video game in the Hitman: World of Assassination trilogy known simply as Hitman is precisely identical to how I would go about accomplishing the aforementioned task were I in an identical situation. In short one could say that that’s how I woulda done it

  • @isaacdalziel5772
    @isaacdalziel5772 Год назад +108

    Hoooly shit. ALL optional objectives completed? Silent assassin? Less than ten minutes? Incredible, goddamn

    • @borgar1765
      @borgar1765 Год назад +19

      and it's all because that guard decided to run up 3 flights of stairs to vomit in the one spot nobody can see him

    • @GKinWor
      @GKinWor Год назад +13

      @@borgar1765can you blame him?

    • @borgar1765
      @borgar1765 Год назад +9

      @@GKinWor nah, perfectly understandable

  • @AcmeMonkeyCompany
    @AcmeMonkeyCompany Год назад +25

    "We have had to very quickly cut someone's windpipe open on a staircase in Chongking" feels like a sentence that will live in my mind for a long time

  • @EDoyl
    @EDoyl Год назад +151

    first mission was so dang clean my eyeballs are squeaking from watching it

    • @CertMediocre
      @CertMediocre Год назад

      And the second just fell off a cliff.

  • @PhantomThiefXI
    @PhantomThiefXI Год назад +58

    that loss hurt me, it was going so well

  • @manguy01
    @manguy01 Год назад +17

    _"Dude, they should make a poison dart gun that shoots LETHAL darts!"_
    This is the most video-game-logic thing I've ever heard XD

  • @Aftershk
    @Aftershk Год назад +20

    Oof, it hurt me right in my soul when he dropped the Banana (the ACTUALLY most powerful item in Freelancer, considering all NPCs except for Suspects have very consistent pathing, and someone slipping on a placed Banana peel is considered an Accident, so doesn't cause a panic, can happen when you're nowhere near the area to avoid suspicion, and the NPC won't pick up their dropped items if they're found and woken up, which makes it great for Couriers) for a Scalpel (which is mechanically identical to every other lethal melee item in the game, most of which are a dime a dozen in every level [screwdriver, kitchen knife, ect.], and is actually INferior to the very commonly found in the level Screwdriver, since the Screwdriver isn't considered illegal to hold in any disguise).

    • @thisismywill
      @thisismywill Год назад +1

      Didn't hurt me at all until I read this paragraph. What a doltish maneuver

  • @Sheamu5
    @Sheamu5 Год назад +21

    Of all the ways to go, just sitting in a bush talking to chat. 🤣

  • @zenbites123
    @zenbites123 Год назад +14

    24:45 "Do NOT go in there" right off the dome piece, incredible

  • @SpongeKiller42
    @SpongeKiller42 Год назад +6

    9:39 ¡Ay mamá!

  • @NFStopsnuf
    @NFStopsnuf Год назад +17

    I love how as soon as he leaves the revolving door the guards can't see him

    • @user-gu9yq5sj7c
      @user-gu9yq5sj7c Год назад +2

      It's a balance between realism and not making a game too hard. It'll never satisfy everyone.

  • @Aperson156
    @Aperson156 Год назад +44

    You could tell how awkward he felt when the "lethal dart gun" joke flopped.

    • @realsushrey
      @realsushrey Год назад +1

      Timestamp?

    • @TheGooGaming
      @TheGooGaming Год назад +2

      Idk how, i think its a highlight hitman NL moment

    • @Aperson156
      @Aperson156 Год назад +1

      ​@@realsushrey approximately @17:35

  • @EDoyl
    @EDoyl Год назад +8

    Isle of Sgail wouldn't have been silent without the scalpel blunder, he would've also needed to destroy the tapes.

  • @TechniqueSan
    @TechniqueSan Год назад +12

    I could watch him play all the way to Mastery 100. I'm at 51 myself and the second half gets much easier due to having all the top tier equipment you're ever gonna need.

  • @T-Dawg-uo6ln
    @T-Dawg-uo6ln Год назад +4

    "He's through the door, guess we have to give up"

  • @AnthonyJSullivan
    @AnthonyJSullivan Год назад +11

    saddest way to end the campaign. took the pog right out of my sails

  • @ApocalypseSoldiers
    @ApocalypseSoldiers Год назад +2

    NL you should take the Car battery from the garage more, it becomes a briefcase and always gives you the chance to shock accident kill. getting a screwdriver on the map is usually easy and replaces scalpel and tandems with battery

  • @user-gu9yq5sj7c
    @user-gu9yq5sj7c Год назад +3

    27:15 Yeah, I think lunch is a right. But it's also customers who rage and push people to keep working and faster too.
    40:04 Thanks. Some people scrutinize that Hitman is unrealistic cause of things like some employees not recognizing each other but not everyone is interested in their jobs or coworkers. I'm the latter. Some people sign up for a job, not to be friendly with coworkers. Some people are asocial.
    52:42 Some people are bullied or have very strict parents who demand perfection. Or if they're competing for a certain job or their dreams. I agree with people shouldn't beat themselves up. Or each other too. Or pretend they don't have regrets too like you said.

  • @Awesomewithaz
    @Awesomewithaz Год назад +4

    33:20 absolutely based

  • @xkcloud
    @xkcloud Год назад +4

    RIP diarrhea gun. We hardly knew ye

  • @rebeccaaurora6955
    @rebeccaaurora6955 Год назад +5

    Was not expecting that huge W right out the gate

  • @chucktowski_
    @chucktowski_ Год назад +2

    I like how Russ Frushtick casually dropped a follow mid stream

  • @BAMK
    @BAMK Год назад +11

    All I want is more jank starting locations

    • @EDoyl
      @EDoyl Год назад +10

      the one where you start out lying on a table in a working morgue is 100/100

    • @NFStopsnuf
      @NFStopsnuf Год назад +1

      @@EDoyl That's the best one for speedruns though

  • @MyPetHydra420
    @MyPetHydra420 Год назад +1

    i love how NL still doesn’t know how half of hitman works

  • @tommingjerry
    @tommingjerry 18 часов назад

    0:04 "back tuah"

  • @Montracht
    @Montracht Год назад +15

    Wouldnt miss my daily 8pm shitman videos

  • @deadedead
    @deadedead Год назад +2

    There's no need to attack the West Virginian lifestyle like that.

  • @MrultiPaul
    @MrultiPaul Год назад +1

    52:44 hit fucking hard ngl

  • @MyLifeInAshes
    @MyLifeInAshes Год назад +4

    Oh hello agent NL

  • @dylanseth5177
    @dylanseth5177 Год назад +1

    One more time. He's never failing new York ever again

  • @7dmtuk87
    @7dmtuk87 Месяц назад

    53:31 just savin this for myself

  • @notgonatell3154
    @notgonatell3154 Год назад +10

    The video is a stream of consciousness of a person playing the game Hitman. They talk about their progress, the gameplay, the weapons they use, and the different game locations. They also make references to other movies and discuss language barriers. The person aims to achieve the goal of Silent Assassin no firearms, and they plan to get worker uniform and poison one of the guards.
    The person discusses completing various tasks and objectives, such as avoiding damage and using different methods of assassination. They also make various observations and comments on unrelated topics, such as Vancouver's high cost of living and Canadian commercials during the Super Bowl. The language is informal and contains occasional profanity.
    The speaker plays a video game and comments on various topics, including the game itself, reality cooking shows, and the Super Bowl. While playing, he strategizes, climbs buildings, and shoots poison guns, trying to avoid being caught. He is eventually killed by an opponent who was stream sniping him.
    The speaker discusses a plan to recover a stolen briefcase and assassinate a target using a katana. The speaker also talks about completing subtasks for Mancoin, playing on Hardcore Mode, and failing a campaign if Silent Assassin is not achieved. The discussion is informal and includes references to video game mechanics and other pop culture topics.
    Further, the speaker discusses their attempts to navigate a video game level with a partner. They make comments about various actions and choices, including killing a guard and poisoning a target. The speaker also touches on the topic of regret, and the importance of rest days in exercise. They ultimately fail to complete the level in a stealthy manner, but express relief at surviving.

  • @frenchexpat5601
    @frenchexpat5601 Год назад +1

    Long live this series

  • @elstonhutch4440
    @elstonhutch4440 Год назад +1

    Hey NL was that the start of a quote from a song by the band at the beginning

    • @thejimmymeister
      @thejimmymeister Год назад +1

      The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down, no less. I did not expect a Band lyric from him, especially one *not* from The Weight.

  • @heathermc122
    @heathermc122 Год назад +3

    I love this game & series 😊

  • @TwenOalley
    @TwenOalley Год назад +5

  • @CrabSpu
    @CrabSpu Год назад +1

    For some reason the Kendrick Lamar reference made me leave my physical body

  • @UCXEO5L8xnaMJhtUsuNXhlmQ
    @UCXEO5L8xnaMJhtUsuNXhlmQ Год назад +1

    I just beat my first campaign, and i can safely say, this is how I did it

  • @ThatOneIrishFurry
    @ThatOneIrishFurry Год назад +1

    The power of not pressing w

  • @L_Swift
    @L_Swift Год назад +4

    Bros farming Mancoin he has 30k and never uses it lol. Then risks his whole campaign over 1k mancoin

  • @imacanoli897
    @imacanoli897 Год назад

    If I win the lottery, I would make it a goal to buy a commercial slot in a Super Bowl.
    Just to air some Eagle Man commercials...and confuse the shit out of millions of people.
    I've got something for YOOOOOOU.

  • @jslime8850
    @jslime8850 Год назад

    keep on smoovin

  • @LunyDR
    @LunyDR Год назад +6

    Ay mama!

  • @deadedead
    @deadedead Год назад

    He's crazy dude.

  • @ciaphas3794
    @ciaphas3794 Год назад +1

    52:45 yeah, depression sucks

  • @GKinWor
    @GKinWor Год назад

    hes so good

  • @shrimpstance
    @shrimpstance Год назад +1

    Old NL could not have done a simple bait n dump maneuver?

  • @Thoughtful_Balance
    @Thoughtful_Balance Год назад +6

    Wish you & your wife & kid well. Good life n' all. Love, peace and much respect. Be well my friend.

  • @samwatkin5975
    @samwatkin5975 Год назад

    I like my bed made in a particular way... you ugh ugh

  • @Szanth
    @Szanth Год назад +3

    Algorithmic engagement

  • @kiwool7777
    @kiwool7777 Год назад

    it might be mean, but im always praying on this mans downfall so that he keeps playing the game longer.
    the nanosecond he becomes good at a game he abandons its ass immediately

    • @user-gu9yq5sj7c
      @user-gu9yq5sj7c Год назад

      Can't you watch others play Hitman? Or watch Nothernlion's other videos? Just cause someone's good doesn't mean they abandon a game. Hitman has lots of different ways to kill and storylines to get to targets, updates, and the elusive targets. There's also increasing the difficulty. Yeah, that does sound mean of you to wish ill on others. You know some people quit games if they're too hard and frustrating too. Or if people keep saying they're bad at it.

  • @lizettejimenez3465
    @lizettejimenez3465 Год назад +1

    Here

  • @elfpi55-bigB0O85
    @elfpi55-bigB0O85 Год назад

    AYYY MAMA

  • @Osenia01
    @Osenia01 Год назад

    Do you hear a beeping during this video `?

  • @wszczeklypiesz
    @wszczeklypiesz Год назад

    ayy mama

  • @ninojoestar
    @ninojoestar Год назад

    AYYYYY MAMA

  • @SimonDoer
    @SimonDoer Год назад +1

    I'm here

  • @ApocalypseSoldiers
    @ApocalypseSoldiers Год назад +1

    and the only spanish i speak is "and your mama is so good"

    • @xxgattox
      @xxgattox Год назад +2

      I think he says "y tu mama también" which means "your mom too"

    • @ApocalypseSoldiers
      @ApocalypseSoldiers Год назад

      @@xxgattox yeah youre right, guess i heard "Y tu mamá es tan bien"

  • @sephiroth3336
    @sephiroth3336 Год назад +1

    NL: bro, the easiest showdown map is Mendoza. Go to the top of the map and where the car exit is, pull out a sniper, and snipe every single suspect. Then exit! ........easy

    • @MrLego3160
      @MrLego3160 Год назад +6

      yeah, that works great, assuming every suspect is on the upper floors of the party. oh wait, that never happens.

    • @Tibsbb
      @Tibsbb Год назад

      You lose 1k for every suspect you kill that isn' your target