I would like the following mam - One Spa Day for Winnie the cow - one chicken riot against chick fil la - one wedding for your gay ass parrots - one bacherlorette party for all the goats - I would also like to see the goat throw a hot girl car wash where you put them in cute bikinis and have them wash cars for $5 - would like to see the emu trip acid and go to a rave - would like a full reenactment of the hannah montana movie from the crows
Wow shout out to beetle for giving such detailed and interesting reviews to each drink. Not to mention the asmr noises that will no doubt haunt me for the foreseeable future. Good goat 🙌🏻
I bartended for over 10 yrs and love the animals getting drinks series! Beetle brought Maya the "dump bucket"! We use that to dump drinks, stuff you can't pour down the drain. At the end of the night it's a super gross mix. *My fave summer Blueberry cocktail:* Fill glass with ice, pour in a good lemonade like Simply Lemonade, slowly pour on top 888 Triple Eight Blueberry Vodka. It's made with real blueberries, has a pretty dark color, and floats on top to make a beautiful and delicious drink. Garnish w/ lemon wedge &/or throw in some blueberries if u wanna get fancier. It is gluten-free too if anyone needs (I checked with the company yrs ago). Drink responsibly & don't drink & drive pls. 💙
More goat/animal bar! I don't care what your cameraman says, that cardboard bar was brilliant. Getting an actual cocktail shaker and learning some mocktails for the animals would be fun, and worst case scenerio _you_ now you now have a cocktail shaker for yourself. Enriching!
I'm so freaken obsessed with Beetle's slurps, they're so rapid and enthusiastic and little, and then her doing the patented goat stare in two separate directions while totally ineffectually licking her lips in appreciation. I adore her. This video brings me so much joy.
I'm glad that we're getting to see some more maya enrichment on the channel!! I feel like I can't think of literally anything interesting to do though LOL
I hit the bell and switch it to ALL because omg this is gold! I love watching this stuff!! It’s hilarious!! It’s kind of like Jenna Marbles FarmVille edition, just a little bit, and I am all the way here for it! Sending you all of my best wishes and love!
The change to the like... Suck/slurp for the molasses and gatorade really surprised me. I expected them use their tongue like dogs or cats or whatever to drink. Goats are so weird
I love these videos 🥰 I look forward to them! not sure if these are any good but I would like to see: - native species bingo where you go on a walk and play bingo for native species you find - making viral tiktok foods but dog friendly versions and the dogs can eat them at the end - making smol hats for bugs you find - goat maze like a hay maze but for goats and with goat treats at the end - I would love a video with acero maybe acero food tier list where you present him with food and whichever food he chooses first goes to the next round
I think smol hats for bugs would be *hilarious,* but, likely impossible to execute 😔 lol However, a jumping spider with a top hat _would_ be very dapper!
@@syd6130 _PHOTOSHOP_ - Letting us play with nature, even if nature would rather we not! 🤣 But yea, that could work! Might as well give lil' Jumpy a cane, too!
I don’t know if it’s still there or not, but going out towards Big Bend Nat’l Park had goats that you could buy a beer for and watch them get drunk as hell 😂
My friends do in fact own three goats, Stella, Penny, and Finn. They are all very well taken care of and we lovr them very much. Finn and Stella are siblings who were rejcted by their mom and taken from someone who couldn't care for their barn. Penny was from a farm we love to visit, they treat their animals amazing.
That was sweet, at first I thought you were going to ferment that stuff and I imagined that poor goat with a splitting headache but thankfully you didn't do that so good job.
I would like the following mam
- One Spa Day for Winnie the cow
- one chicken riot against chick fil la
- one wedding for your gay ass parrots
- one bacherlorette party for all the goats
- I would also like to see the goat throw a hot girl car wash where you put them in cute bikinis and have them wash cars for $5
- would like to see the emu trip acid and go to a rave
- would like a full reenactment of the hannah montana movie from the crows
Omg slay pussy the house down
i second the motion
wtf ludwig D:
Nice
Lol
Beetle coming around the corner with a bucket stuck around her neck is just peak goat energy and I love it 😅
T t😅t😂þy
The fact the bucket has 'DO IT RIGHT' written on the front as well. Beetle is a content machine XD
*_And,_* we're all better humans for getting to see it! lol
G. O. A. T.
Goatiest Of All Time _(sounded cooler in my head 😊)_
Beetle was drunk before she even came into the bar she showed up with a bucket around her head! Pure chaos! !
All Goats have a silly goblin living in them.
Ikr
Accually 🤓👆🏻 every goblin have silly little goats living inside them.
This series should be called “Maya confronts her social anxiety at a store.”
Hah! Goat comes stumbling towards the bar with a bucket around it's neck, that says "Do it right" on it 🤣 Now that's a party animal!
💀
This is the second coming of Jenna Marbles and I have *_nothing_* but time for videos like this.
8:06 sounds really familiar for any Jenna fans
I miss Jenna… I hope she is doing ok
I will forever ask that you continue this series as long as possible! The videos are always super adorable and entertaining to watch!
I am obsessed with Maya’s commitment to the bit. She made a Goat Bar and by god she will be the best goat bartender there is 😂
A goat walks into a bar with a bucket round it’s neck: “barmaid, fill this with Gatorade”
it seems like Beetle is like fighting the natural urge to headbutt when running back with Maya lmfao
The experience of watching this was a 10/10 for me. Maya having fun is good stuff, I'd say.
Imagine the reaction of goats watching Maya's videos and they see "do not get a pet goat"
Goats strike back 🐐🔫
Stop posting these GOATED comments :P
Hi Walt
sad bleat :(
Because you should get TWO
I laughed so hard. Thank you Maya! These are great 🖤
:D
Wow shout out to beetle for giving such detailed and interesting reviews to each drink. Not to mention the asmr noises that will no doubt haunt me for the foreseeable future. Good goat 🙌🏻
I bartended for over 10 yrs and love the animals getting drinks series! Beetle brought Maya the "dump bucket"! We use that to dump drinks, stuff you can't pour down the drain. At the end of the night it's a super gross mix. *My fave summer Blueberry cocktail:* Fill glass with ice, pour in a good lemonade like Simply Lemonade, slowly pour on top 888 Triple Eight Blueberry Vodka. It's made with real blueberries, has a pretty dark color, and floats on top to make a beautiful and delicious drink. Garnish w/ lemon wedge &/or throw in some blueberries if u wanna get fancier. It is gluten-free too if anyone needs (I checked with the company yrs ago). Drink responsibly & don't drink & drive pls. 💙
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But, is it okay if I drink and then drive my friends insane? 😊
What did you do with the bucket at the end of the night, though?
@@lilacmoon6 🤣 That's a valid question...
Kinda reads as though they gave it to some farm animals! 😅
Thoughts on them calling it a Margherita shaker instead of a boston or cobbler shaker?
Her coming around the corner with the bucket.. omg 🤣
Goats are pure chaos it's almost frightening
dying at the prezoh joke lmfaooo
good work flip and danny
Imagine if bartenders had to stand there and hold the cup while you drank out of it.
It's great to see Maya really shows all the animals love equally.
The goat really showed up to the bar already hammered
I am so happy with all the ways you have found to get them to drink water and fluids. You are incredibly thoughtful and epic.
More goat/animal bar! I don't care what your cameraman says, that cardboard bar was brilliant.
Getting an actual cocktail shaker and learning some mocktails for the animals would be fun, and worst case scenerio _you_ now you now have a cocktail shaker for yourself. Enriching!
I'm so freaken obsessed with Beetle's slurps, they're so rapid and enthusiastic and little, and then her doing the patented goat stare in two separate directions while totally ineffectually licking her lips in appreciation. I adore her. This video brings me so much joy.
Love Maya having fun
Sending this to my mother who has had goats for over 18 years 👍
And she just celebrated 12 years sober 😂 good thing these are virgin cocktails
PLEASE DO NOT THE GOAT
Once again the goats prove they are best animals for content on this sanctuary
"Do I look like a bartender?"
Eh, 50% bartender 50% hostage.
As someone who has to take care of around 16 of these things, I can vouch: Don't get a pet goat
I love how chaotic the goats are
So so sooooo happy you're making content like this. Videos like this heal my soul, thank you!
Thank you for filling the goat shaped hole in my heart since I moved from my farm. God they are the sillies of all time
Goat was drunk before she even started drinking. Good Beetle.
Beetle is spawned from hell... She does nothing but bring death and destruction to everything she touches...
Beetle coming with her bucket on her head-
Ma’am, MA’AM we can’t serve you!
Beetle with the bucket necklace is the funniest thing 😂😂
I thought - nothing - could make me even just a little bit less miserable today but this was exactly it ❤
Same, I feel a little better now
the prezoh line joke was very funny, good job editor
8:05 thas how you know she really loves the animals
we need a ranking for each episode regarding how much fun Maya had
Now please throw a party for cool bugs you found ! :D
I'm glad that we're getting to see some more maya enrichment on the channel!!
I feel like I can't think of literally anything interesting to do though LOL
as a former pet goat haver, THOSE MFS EAT EVERYTHING we had a random tree. HE JUMPED SUPER HIGH AND GRABBED THE LEAVES.
Lol. Gotta go to the wine/mixers section for the bar tools I think.
I hit the bell and switch it to ALL because omg this is gold! I love watching this stuff!! It’s hilarious!! It’s kind of like Jenna Marbles FarmVille edition, just a little bit, and I am all the way here for it! Sending you all of my best wishes and love!
Beetle should’ve been cut off at least two drinks earlier, she could barely walk in those heels
It's awesome how dedicated you are to these animals! It's amazing to see!
This is slowly becoming my therapy channel and i am loving it ❤😊
The edits just add so much to these, I love it
You are truly one of the best Maya and God bless you please stay on your course...Magnificent
I just discovered your videos recently, but I love the work you do and the genuine care you have for the animals. Keep it up!
Maya's faces at the sounds Beetle was making had me rolling!
that's crazy that she just straight up sucks the watery ones like there's a straw built into goat mouths
when the bartender holds ur drink for u💕beetle better have given maya a great tip
i love that this is Maya the humans enrichment
this is my favorite series by far
beedul is my favorite goat, she's THE GOAT. glad she was able to get wasted on her 21st (?) birthday, pls give her MORE BLUE GATORADE.
Beedle is my favourite.
She generally causes chaos around her by accident.
beetle brought her own cup. what an environmentally conscious gal
beetle inhaling molasses water was the best sound ive ever heard
Probably the most epic “see you there” transition I’ve ever seen tbh.
not only did the goat get enrichment
but mayo did too
I thought that went very well.
Beetle shows up at the open bar drunk as a skunk.
i think beedle was hammered even before she got to the bar
Goat asmr is the next big thing
My house’s power and water are still out from a storm and you are helping distract me from my headache. Thank you Maya!!!❤️❤️
Cool story bruh
Maya has been having a lot of fun lately.
Beetle showing up with the butcher around her head is the equivalent of the drunk dude with a lamp shade on his head
3 drinks in and she's already breaking the furniture.
Continued success, bravo Maya
She even act like an alcoholic at bar closing hours that's told to go back home.
maya has fun for onces is my favorite vibes
Watching Beetle ensures me that the Goat Simulator game is in fact 100% realistic
That goat has brilliant comedic timing x)
wow she brought her own bucket, byob! ha
The change to the like... Suck/slurp for the molasses and gatorade really surprised me. I expected them use their tongue like dogs or cats or whatever to drink. Goats are so weird
Think Winnie needs a video of her own, maybe like a makeover/ spa day
I love these videos 🥰 I look forward to them!
not sure if these are any good but I would like to see:
- native species bingo where you go on a walk and play bingo for native species you find
- making viral tiktok foods but dog friendly versions and the dogs can eat them at the end
- making smol hats for bugs you find
- goat maze like a hay maze but for goats and with goat treats at the end
- I would love a video with acero maybe acero food tier list where you present him with food and whichever food he chooses first goes to the next round
I think smol hats for bugs would be *hilarious,* but, likely impossible to execute 😔 lol
However, a jumping spider with a top hat _would_ be very dapper!
@@DUKE_of_RAMBLE true… then even better she can make them then photoshop them on 😄
@@syd6130 _PHOTOSHOP_ - Letting us play with nature, even if nature would rather we not! 🤣
But yea, that could work! Might as well give lil' Jumpy a cane, too!
@@DUKE_of_RAMBLE that would be so cute!!
i looooove the bingo idea that would be so fun
“No! Don’t eat the bar!” 😆
something about these videos greatly improves my mental stability
that bucket part was so funny
Maya, you are adorable! Your animals/pets are lucky to have you!!!❤
I don’t know if it’s still there or not, but going out towards Big Bend Nat’l Park had goats that you could buy a beer for and watch them get drunk as hell 😂
This has the same energy as the pupsicle jenna marbles video and i love it
Goats are basically just weird dogs with no thoughts, it tracks
That goat has the best comedic timing of any goat i have watched.
That goat was truly slorp glorping
My friends do in fact own three goats, Stella, Penny, and Finn. They are all very well taken care of and we lovr them very much. Finn and Stella are siblings who were rejcted by their mom and taken from someone who couldn't care for their barn. Penny was from a farm we love to visit, they treat their animals amazing.
the thing i laughed the most at was beetle headbutting the cameraman
Maya cutting out the goat bar from cardboard is giving Grinch making santa costume vibes
i LOVED this video!
I love these cute little videos. Loving the animal content.
Let's make a little wagon for Georgie to ride in and have the goats pull him around the sanctuary so he can have some adventures.
The chaos of Beetle is hysterical!
bedul must've thought this was a bring your own cup type of bar lol
Love your vids Maya 🐧
That was sweet, at first I thought you were going to ferment that stuff and I imagined that poor goat with a splitting headache but thankfully you didn't do that so good job.
Just thinking about the video of the pigs that got into some fermented corn and were drunk off their asses 😅 I believe they recovered but oh boy
Beetle coming round the corner with the bucket, I'm crying 😂😂😂