There are no uniforms and no detention. We aren’t in fact really unique, that is just wishful thinking. Too cooperate and connect with people we need to have some sameness and common set of references, which is why we learn the same things.
"every kid learns how to do their taxes..." truer words have never been spoken. Business etiquette, financial stability and success, physical skills and respect - should all be mandatory.
Yes. My daughter has ditched mainstream ed and is finishing HS via a platform that allows her to choose her own path. She’s regained her love of reading & is now learning learn economics & financial management... (We’re still working on respect 🙄)
I calculatted the cost of a school excursion from qld to canberra once and they could have actually hired the whole plane.... but they went by coach!!!
I would make my husband volunteer to be a parent on the queensland to Canberra school trip and the teachers loved him as he was a gp and he gave all the teachers mogadons cleaned up the kid vomit. I made him go as both my sons were very ADHD and was worried they would get left in some bus stop or at Questacon .
Honestly, the main thing I got from school is my undying hatred of team sports, all of them, I don't discriminate, they were just cruel, I was the square peg in the round hole of the edugation system, art & history classes was where I hid, glad to see these videos, it is always a reason to smile.
For me it was the opposite but I was still a square peg in a round hole, although I adored art - I really loved team sports, debate and anything outdoors and found being stuck in a classroom all day torture. I don’t think the school system suits anyone 😕
@@alyssaoconnor Don't get me wrong, I understand why we do team sports, I was actually really good at swimming, but when you're always picked last for any team sport, usually involving a ball, & then become the main target, you get the hint fast, I still swim though. Sorry not meaning to be a downer, I really enjoy these videos, could you imagine surviving covid without them ?.
@@bjw4859 No hun I totally get it, just you commenting on your experience 😊. Schools could be a really awesome place if we moved away from one size fits all a bit. Jimmy is the best, he was definitely apart of my covid survival tool box.
Sure are, in most cases, they get more funding, As a whole, Christianity is one of the biggest business in the world, migh be wrong but as far as I know, they still pay no taxes.. I can see how, with their slush fund into the millions, they still receive government funding. No wonder the government system schools are so run down. IMO anyway.
My high school was the only government school in an area full of expensive private and Catholic schools. My maths teacher said it was "an oasis of public education in a desert of privilege". Brilliant.
@@RUclipsTookMyNickname.WhyNot probably depends on the area of Australia you’re living in. A lot of Melbourne suburbs have catholic private schools. Other parts of Australia im not too sure about.
Far too many Catholic private schools, where’s the Secular private schools? Or the Satanic private schools? Hell, a even a Masonic one would be a nice change.
The other day my 11 year old son came home from school and I asked him what he learnt today and his reply was “Nothing, I learnt more at home yesterday.” The day before I taught him how to use the washing machine and I think he’d felt he learnt more because it was something new, but it did give me a laugh.
Schools. Where even the creative arts teachers tell you exactly what to paint and in what colour. Be creative! By drawing this yellow duck exactly like I just did.
Jimmy I love your videos so much I've watched you - giggle and hoot - since I can remember and you're so funny, never stop posting! I'm so glad I'm this early so you might see this 🤩❤ Also... Jason... Jason.. *JASON*
That is my favourite "Guy who decides" video ever, next to the easter video. We really missed you very much Jimmy. Haven't watched Taskmaster yet, but I will try and get into it. Keep up the good work.
Nailed it!!! I love Jason and the guy who decides. My favourite. Also love Brighton girls. You are such a funny guy Jimmy. I'm also looking forward to new videos from you. 😍
A trip to the sewage system so all the kids can look at brown sludge all day, sit behind the teacher on the bus and have to whisper while you gossip because most of the gossip is about the teacher in front of you because you thought she hated you because you didn’t raise your hand and she chose you anyway and then go home and tell your parents “Mum, we looked at a bunch of pipes today and I forgot everything else”
I've got a suggestion: The guy who decided Canada's one use plastic rules: "So we should stop selling plastic straws?" "No Jason! Only sell the ones with the bendy bits in them!" "uhh, ok. So we should sell them by the individual?" "NO! Only sell them in packs, of 20! Ha!"
I attended a private school for 3 years, grade 4-7. 10k a year, we did year 4 time table sheets in year 6 and spent more time walking in circles wearing colorful robes then actually learning😂.
1:50. Some schools offer holiday programs so full time parents can still work, but those educators spend time with the kids, feel tired and are expected to work with only the weekends (and public holidays) to recover and then launch back into work for the next term.
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As Mark Twain said: "never let schooling interfere with your education"
“And you need a degree to be a politician”
“🤣🤣🤣. No”
😏Love it!
"Democracy is the worst form of government in the world ... except for all the others. "
Winston Churchill
1:37 😂
Let them be little independent individuals but they must all learn the same curriculum, wear the same uniform arrive and depart at the same time…😂
My school is constantly saying they want us to be unique yet they get angry at you if you don't do their robotic handwriting
I laughed so hard at this line! The reality couldn't be further from the philosophy. . . . . . .
You are unique - just like everyone else!
And if they step out of line give them detention 🙄🤦♀️. Sounds about right
There are no uniforms and no detention. We aren’t in fact really unique, that is just wishful thinking. Too cooperate and connect with people we need to have some sameness and common set of references, which is why we learn the same things.
'You are all individuals - yes we are all individuals' courtesy of Monty Python 😅😅
I'm not.
@@cocoidiea8643 Dam it, you beat me to it, but I counter with, " And so's my wife ".
@@cocoidiea8643 Just a very naughty boy.
Confusing the fuck out of them for 13 years...so true! My two favourite guys 😂😂
"every kid learns how to do their taxes..." truer words have never been spoken. Business etiquette, financial stability and success, physical skills and respect - should all be mandatory.
the problem is, schools expect parents to teach their kids that shit... oh how wrong they are XD
But, if they didn't go to school they'd learn that taxes are voluntary.
Yes. My daughter has ditched mainstream ed and is finishing HS via a platform that allows her to choose her own path. She’s regained her love of reading & is now learning learn economics & financial management... (We’re still working on respect 🙄)
physical skills?
minor understanding of basic mechanical knowledge, changing a flat for one, checking fluid levels etc.@@slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght5447
Ahhh...poor Jason !
It's been a while....
But it's worth it !!!😂😂😂
I calculatted the cost of a school excursion from qld to canberra once and they could have actually hired the whole plane.... but they went by coach!!!
I would make my husband volunteer to be a parent on the queensland to Canberra school trip and the teachers loved him as he was a gp and he gave all the teachers mogadons cleaned up the kid vomit.
I made him go as both my sons were very ADHD and was worried they would get left in some bus stop or at Questacon .
Ahhh the sewerage farm excursion. Watching teachers trying to explain the amount of condoms flowing through 😂😂
Confuse the fuck out of them
Explains school in 6 words 😂
I always look forward to the
“Jason! Jason!! Jason!!!”
moment.
Wonderful thank you.
Honestly, the main thing I got from school is my undying hatred of team sports, all of them, I don't discriminate, they were just cruel, I was the square peg in the round hole of the edugation system, art & history classes was where I hid, glad to see these videos, it is always a reason to smile.
Tech club was invented for theses kids it’s was called radio club in my day.
For me it was the opposite but I was still a square peg in a round hole, although I adored art - I really loved team sports, debate and anything outdoors and found being stuck in a classroom all day torture. I don’t think the school system suits anyone 😕
@@alyssaoconnor Don't get me wrong, I understand why we do team sports, I was actually really good at swimming, but when you're always picked last for any team sport, usually involving a ball, & then become the main target, you get the hint fast, I still swim though. Sorry not meaning to be a downer, I really enjoy these videos, could you imagine surviving covid without them ?.
@@bjw4859 No hun I totally get it, just you commenting on your experience 😊. Schools could be a really awesome place if we moved away from one size fits all a bit.
Jimmy is the best, he was definitely apart of my covid survival tool box.
As the principal of a school. I approve of this message.
Private schools ARE funded by Government with generous grants, as well as the high fees
Sure are, in most cases, they get more funding,
As a whole, Christianity is one of the biggest business in the world, migh be wrong but as far as I know, they still pay no taxes..
I can see how, with their slush fund into the millions, they still receive government funding.
No wonder the government system schools are so run down.
IMO anyway.
In 1972 at a Catholic Girls School, in Form 4 (Year 10) our Social Studies teacher taught us about interest rates and loans, and taxes.
My high school was the only government school in an area full of expensive private and Catholic schools. My maths teacher said it was "an oasis of public education in a desert of privilege". Brilliant.
@@RUclipsTookMyNickname.WhyNot probably depends on the area of Australia you’re living in. A lot of Melbourne suburbs have catholic private schools. Other parts of Australia im not too sure about.
Far too many Catholic private schools, where’s the Secular private schools? Or the Satanic private schools? Hell, a even a Masonic one would be a nice change.
On point, except for the part where private schools still get government money. Oof
Yep
Private schools SHOULD get government money. Competition makes everything better.
Correction, private schools funded by gov also
Right on point - enter the matrix lol nice work Jimmy! You turned out alright mate
You need a degree to be a politician? No 😂😂😂
Shut up Jason, NO! - a Disco!💡
🤣🤣🤣
"Jason! Jason! Jason!" You are one of my top 2 favorite speakers of this line. You and The Good Place, always mad at Jasons.
Jimmy is a sarcastic genius 🤣
Hang on.....ONLY 13 years? I'm 40+ and STILL trying to figure out life- what'd school ever do for me?! Ha!
The other day my 11 year old son came home from school and I asked him what he learnt today and his reply was “Nothing, I learnt more at home yesterday.” The day before I taught him how to use the washing machine and I think he’d felt he learnt more because it was something new, but it did give me a laugh.
Schools. Where even the creative arts teachers tell you exactly what to paint and in what colour. Be creative! By drawing this yellow duck exactly like I just did.
Extremely hilarious 🤣🤣🤣and very true!!!! Great lines and acting. Had a great laugh with my fellow teachers and friends!
My OH wonders why i walk around the house just saying 'Shut Up Jason!'😆😆😆😆😆
That's funny 😂
Jimmy I love your videos so much I've watched you - giggle and hoot - since I can remember and you're so funny, never stop posting! I'm so glad I'm this early so you might see this 🤩❤
Also... Jason... Jason.. *JASON*
I watched Jimmy Giggle as a kid, and now I’m back to watching him again.
I'm a 14 year old still in school and I can tell you this is SO FRICKIN ACCURATE
As a student this is exactly how it works😂
I regard it as "free babysitting" 😂
As a homeschooler, my favourite form of entertainment is watching the school kids go on the wild goose chase that is school.
1:36 That laugh made me spit out my drink that was hilarious
That is my favourite "Guy who decides" video ever, next to the easter video. We really missed you very much Jimmy. Haven't watched Taskmaster yet, but I will try and get into it. Keep up the good work.
Should've made them learn to do a line dance to the Nutbush 🤠
"Stop the nation's traffic!" ROFL!
Nailed it!!! I love Jason and the guy who decides. My favourite. Also love Brighton girls.
You are such a funny guy Jimmy. I'm also looking forward to new videos from you. 😍
Absolute GOLD!!😂😂🤣🤣
I've seriously missed The guy who decides sketches!!! 😂
I just remembered I used to watch giggle and hoot
Another great one Jimmy.
I thought Jason got the sack but he's back. Yea! 👍
You’ve hit the nail on the head there!
I’m in high school and this is so true
Love It Jimmy Hilarious As Always I’m A Big Fan
I was watching this one the plane laughing at everyone at school
You need to be in movies bro
Awesome work. any plans to do The Guy who decides bus planning?
This one is gold!
As a homeschool mom, I approve this message. 😂 💯
Jimmy.. you are a genius! 😂
Absolutely amazing!!! 😂😂
Ahhhh Jimmy giggle!
I don’t know what to think, THATS THE POINT JASON! Accurate
I love episodes with Jason!! 💖
Nailed it 😂
giggle and hoot
‘Do whatever you want, as long as we get to decide for you’
This is epic Jimmy
A trip to the sewage system so all the kids can look at brown sludge all day, sit behind the teacher on the bus and have to whisper while you gossip because most of the gossip is about the teacher in front of you because you thought she hated you because you didn’t raise your hand and she chose you anyway and then go home and tell your parents “Mum, we looked at a bunch of pipes today and I forgot everything else”
How about teaching them taxes? NO, JASON!
God, it's so accurate it hurts!
Jason, Jason, Jason... 🤣
LOVE IT! THIS IS EXACT!
Jajajajajajaja MARVELOUS!!!!!❤❤❤❤
Keep up the good work.
0:15 Yep!
I've got a suggestion: The guy who decided Canada's one use plastic rules:
"So we should stop selling plastic straws?"
"No Jason! Only sell the ones with the bendy bits in them!"
"uhh, ok. So we should sell them by the individual?"
"NO! Only sell them in packs, of 20! Ha!"
God, it's so accurate it hurts!
I went to a private school and this is so true 🤷♀🤷♀
being able to say Pythagorus Therum after a couple of Gins is amazing 😂😂😂
Here’s ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
graduated in 2022, and ill tell ya, school didnt teach me even half of what im pursuing right now XD (im doing a course in architecture)
Exactly!!😂
Sounds like someone's a candidate for home schooling their kids lol!?
The only reason I go to a private school is because I am on a 25% scholarship.
This hits way too hard to home
You just reminded me to hand up my homework 📚
JASON JASON JASON... Hahaha I can't 😂 the I'm LEarNiNg BaSIc InDoneSiAN
Jimmy giggle
Jason! Jason! Jason!
I honestly thought Jason had finally managed to escape.
Looks like I was wrong.
Saddest part, private schools still get government funding ON TOP of the fees from school fees from the parents
This is so true
As a Jason, I feel so terribly bad for this poor Jason. 🤣
Frikin' luv you Ur my childhood giggle and hoot hoot hoot hoot hoot
Jason jason jason😂
This was so good... you need to do the guy who my the English language
I attended a private school for 3 years, grade 4-7. 10k a year, we did year 4 time table sheets in year 6 and spent more time walking in circles wearing colorful robes then actually learning😂.
Stop the nations traffic 🤣🤣🤣🤣🥰
Love it!
Another fantastic video Jimmy, thanks for the laughs. 😂😂😂
victorian schools...so glad homeschooling actually lets kids have their education tailored!
please keep sending the message, thankyou Jimmy!
Giggle and hoot, hoot, hoot
1:50. Some schools offer holiday programs so full time parents can still work, but those educators spend time with the kids, feel tired and are expected to work with only the weekends (and public holidays) to recover and then launch back into work for the next term.
At this point the channel can be renamed to "Jason, Jason, Jason"
Ohhhh, all so true.......
A trip to the Shit Farm... yep, that was on my curriculum
I did higher level maths, really should have just done basic maths and real life finances.
Omg we went to our sewer works on a primary school trip!
Oh how I have missed you.
Jason,Jason, Jason 😅😂