Well thecnically (snort) you would eat more chinese food being a panda as the bamboo you feed on would probably be grown in china and because most chineese restaurants actually serve an aproximation of chineese cuisine anyway.
I love the meta commentary on the nature of The Panalysts, via The Panalysts. Also hilarious all around. Beej, Surge, Cam and Graham brought their funny A-game.
All you experienced comedians and improvisers bring the funny week in & week out, but Serge is quickly becoming, in my opinion, the secret weapon of The Panalysts.
Knowing my death as a racoon was only possible by being hit by a specific kind of car, in the city... I would climb a building or other places cars would never go, to achieve imortality. Sure, it would be painful if my food supply ran out, but I wouldn't die from it.
As starvation and dehydration set in, you would start to lose your grip on things and wind up stumbling off the edge of the building, only to be struck by that specific kind of car, dying instantly, moments before you would've hit the pavement. Fate despises such attempts to cheat it.
7:42 Serge has clearly never heard of the Great Horned Owl. I’ve seen one in person. It was dark, so I thought it was a person before I looked closer at it.
At 13:15, I absolutely thought Cam said "murder dolphins" the first time. The second I heard "order dolphins." It took maybe four relistens for me to get that idea out of my head and make sense of what was actually being said.
Absolutely loved this one. Really enjoyed the little 'out of character' bit that was left in. Since those will no longer appear in QWERPline perhaps that kind of content could find a home in The Panalysts?
So something i've noticed I look forward to from the Panalysts, comedy aside, are the partnerships and how they play off each other, as well as with Kathleen, and it's all so good. This is a great display of why LRR provides such good entertainment. also, hot Grape Nuts are the bomb. Also, Yes! Adopt don't shop.
So about Pandas and not pooping, let me assure you they produce a LOT. I work with them right now and each bear can eat up to 40 Kg per day... and it's all gotta go somewhere.
I used to have a job reading other people's riders for a small theater. You guys are thinking WAY TOO SMALL on your crazy rider requests. Most of these (short of the tiger) are barely eyebrow raising. The producer fills your rider as part of your appearance, at worst, you're putting these in as a bargaining chips. And if they can't afford it they call you and make counter-offers. Or you do it for giggles- like Van Halen's Green M&M clause.
Because you know people will need to get it clear: the green M&M thing was used to test people. If they go to the trouble of getting that detail right, they'll likely get the other, far more important and needed, details right.
@@ritchards Exactly.. They were doing this huge stage show at a time venues weren't used to those kind of shows. There were all kind of electrical and other technical requirements that needed to be met, but often weren't if they didn't check for it. The green M&M things was an indicator for how well they needed to check the rest.
@@ritchards This isn't exactly the same thing, but you reminded me that when Matt Damon and Ben Affleck were shopping the Good Will Hunting script around, they included a scene where Robin William's character gets a graphic gay blow job. Harvey Weinstein was the only person who approved the script who commented on that scene, and that's how they knew he was the only guy who read it.
@@Sahdirah I didn't have anything crazy of itself, but PAGES of details on what is and isn't acceptable food options were not uncommon. There was also an incident later referred to as "Bendy-straw-gate" where the rider specifically called for such straws, and after being purchased they were misplaced- leading to more yelling than you would expect from a grown woman about the type of straw in her drink.
I would like to remind people that a rider is not a list of things preformers want. It is mostly equipment and some food for cast/crew. Only big stars can just demand things.
Why is it that it seems like every other episode, Kathleen's mic has been shut off? I have to crank every slider on my computer to maximum to even hear her
In my rider, I'd ask for 30 pieces of Old Bay chicken wings at every stop. Either I get good food, or I get tired of that and the locals get to have the taste of Old Bay and get addicted. :-D
Raccoons are way higher tier than Pandas. Seriously, Pandas are herbivores built on an apex omnivore chassis, and bad at digesting their primary food source. Raccoons are highly adaptable omnivores not tied to a single food, crazy smart, and well equipped to leverage that intelligence into survival strategies. Also getting people to adopt cats that I got to cuddle with sounds like a fun way to get more cats homes.
The true reason for the hiatus: everyone got sick. /jk No lie: because the video title was shortened to fit in the available space in my youtube feed, I I just saw "Artificial In..." and wrongly guessed "telligence."
I wished there were better defenders for the panda. Seriously I would choose a panda without even blinking. I already work too hard in my human life. All I would want for the next one is to be cute and lay around all day and get scared of my own sneeze.
My experience as a severely unpatriotic American tells me that the pandas would convince themselves that they're more free than the raccoons then take pride in it. Remember, the pandas are free to have size and muscles to defend itself with, and it can freely believe whatever it wants about its captors with no repercussions. Now if only they could get the raccoons to respect those freedoms...
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Mother of God, the debate in the first scenario was *amazing*.
Correction: Best episode ever.
Ironically, as a raccoon I'd get to eat Chinese food way more often than as a panda.
Well thecnically (snort) you would eat more chinese food being a panda as the bamboo you feed on would probably be grown in china and because most chineese restaurants actually serve an aproximation of chineese cuisine anyway.
Wow dude, where do you get your water?
Cameron was amazing. Which is hardly unusual for him, but I felt it was still worth mentioning.
Everyone was amazing here so it's +1 for everyone and +4 for Serge.
@@lazyc0mmander277 I thought it was just set score = 4 for serge?
Cam is just amazing. If he'll ever found a cult I'll seriously think about it, before I choose not join.
"You seem testy."
"Yeah, my teeth hurt!"
4:28 Be real with us, how long did it take Graham to recover from that deadpan delivery?
He probably hasn't.
"Our circle of life is about 33inches across and studded" I died at that it's so good.
I love the meta commentary on the nature of The Panalysts, via The Panalysts. Also hilarious all around. Beej, Surge, Cam and Graham brought their funny A-game.
I just saw the title. This gonna be good.
EDIT: This was good.
All you experienced comedians and improvisers bring the funny week in & week out, but Serge is quickly becoming, in my opinion, the secret weapon of The Panalysts.
I feel like LRR has an untapped vein of incredible Twitch emotes just at hand in Panalysts thumbnails
Knowing my death as a racoon was only possible by being hit by a specific kind of car, in the city... I would climb a building or other places cars would never go, to achieve imortality. Sure, it would be painful if my food supply ran out, but I wouldn't die from it.
As starvation and dehydration set in, you would start to lose your grip on things and wind up stumbling off the edge of the building, only to be struck by that specific kind of car, dying instantly, moments before you would've hit the pavement. Fate despises such attempts to cheat it.
Serge's "uh oh" killed me
7:42 Serge has clearly never heard of the Great Horned Owl. I’ve seen one in person. It was dark, so I thought it was a person before I looked closer at it.
Cameron in the second prompt is the BIGGEST mood
I low-key love that the first cute name for raccoons in Beej's mind was 'shufflecat'. #qwerpline
Is the sound hollow and quiet for anyone else? EDIT: Seems to be fixed now? Great episode! I can't wait to see what the next iteration is :)
"They're TRYING to SAVE YOU, because you won't F**K!" "And?" Classic.
Cam: "I'll do anything for bits, dude." 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
At 13:15, I absolutely thought Cam said "murder dolphins" the first time. The second I heard "order dolphins." It took maybe four relistens for me to get that idea out of my head and make sense of what was actually being said.
Absolutely loved this one. Really enjoyed the little 'out of character' bit that was left in. Since those will no longer appear in QWERPline perhaps that kind of content could find a home in The Panalysts?
So something i've noticed I look forward to from the Panalysts, comedy aside, are the partnerships and how they play off each other, as well as with Kathleen, and it's all so good. This is a great display of why LRR provides such good entertainment. also, hot Grape Nuts are the bomb. Also, Yes! Adopt don't shop.
So about Pandas and not pooping, let me assure you they produce a LOT. I work with them right now and each bear can eat up to 40 Kg per day... and it's all gotta go somewhere.
I really want to buy cam a pizza now
This episode was amazing!
The title has already earned my thumbs up.
Good news
Santa has taken over Canada in a bloodless coupe, and has decided to make you a member of his ruling cabinet. Which position do you choose?
God, I miss this show.
I would've gone with raccoon too, but only if I could have a turtle and hippo as my best friends while a spunky fox follows me all over the world.
Damn, cam was on his A game and I wasn't prepared.
Normaly the Cam+Gram pairing suffers from some self-cancling, but this time they really worked off each other well!
Bring on the bamboo, the pipette, and The Panalysts. I won't be asleep.
Take my like for Kathleen's near spit take at 2:22.
19:30 - 20:10 top ten anime betrayals
New LoadingReadyLive segment: Cam makes student meals and everyone tries them.
Is the audio a little off on this episode?
I used to have a job reading other people's riders for a small theater.
You guys are thinking WAY TOO SMALL on your crazy rider requests.
Most of these (short of the tiger) are barely eyebrow raising.
The producer fills your rider as part of your appearance, at worst, you're putting these in as a bargaining chips. And if they can't afford it they call you and make counter-offers.
Or you do it for giggles- like Van Halen's Green M&M clause.
Because you know people will need to get it clear: the green M&M thing was used to test people. If they go to the trouble of getting that detail right, they'll likely get the other, far more important and needed, details right.
T Hansen I’m certain many here besides myself would LOVE to hear any specific, beautifully ridiculous examples you can remember,
@@ritchards Exactly.. They were doing this huge stage show at a time venues weren't used to those kind of shows. There were all kind of electrical and other technical requirements that needed to be met, but often weren't if they didn't check for it. The green M&M things was an indicator for how well they needed to check the rest.
@@ritchards This isn't exactly the same thing, but you reminded me that when Matt Damon and Ben Affleck were shopping the Good Will Hunting script around, they included a scene where Robin William's character gets a graphic gay blow job. Harvey Weinstein was the only person who approved the script who commented on that scene, and that's how they knew he was the only guy who read it.
@@Sahdirah I didn't have anything crazy of itself, but PAGES of details on what is and isn't acceptable food options were not uncommon.
There was also an incident later referred to as "Bendy-straw-gate" where the rider specifically called for such straws, and after being purchased they were misplaced- leading to more yelling than you would expect from a grown woman about the type of straw in her drink.
why hanvn´t i seen this one yet?
I would like to remind people that a rider is not a list of things preformers want. It is mostly equipment and some food for cast/crew. Only big stars can just demand things.
Favorite episode
Why is it that it seems like every other episode, Kathleen's mic has been shut off? I have to crank every slider on my computer to maximum to even hear her
It's raining where I'm at so this will brighten my day
In my rider, I'd ask for 30 pieces of Old Bay chicken wings at every stop. Either I get good food, or I get tired of that and the locals get to have the taste of Old Bay and get addicted. :-D
Raccoons are also known as trash pandas among their other silly names. So raccoon is the better of both worlds?
Bring on the pipette ... is this the next tshirt? I did have to look up how to spell it
Goddammit Cam and Beej have sent my sides into orbit.
This might be the best episode to date.
You're sick and I'm not? You can't tell me what to do!
*Sneezes everywhere*
Raccoons are way higher tier than Pandas. Seriously, Pandas are herbivores built on an apex omnivore chassis, and bad at digesting their primary food source. Raccoons are highly adaptable omnivores not tied to a single food, crazy smart, and well equipped to leverage that intelligence into survival strategies.
Also getting people to adopt cats that I got to cuddle with sounds like a fun way to get more cats homes.
Graham is sporting is TCC swag.
Jokes on you Kathleen, I too am sick !
*Looks at puke bucket* I wish Kathleen, I wish.
Is the show partially scripted or are you guys just actual gods at improv? I'm open to both answers being correct.
I think that, as with QWERPLINE, a lot of footage is left on the floor.
Izandai that’s what I was thinking, I really enjoy that style of planned improv.
They get some time after hearing the prompt to come up with something and that time is removed in editing. (They're still amazing though.)
Brandon Pack ahhhh I see, that’s cool
Panalysts outtakes when?
I love that not only is being inseminated an upside for beej cameron knew it was an upside for beej
Beej's forest joke is a thing the band Cake actually does at their shows 😂
www.cakemusic.com/forest
Cool video!
Wait a damned minute... did The Panalysts foreshadow #TeamTrees!?
The true reason for the hiatus: everyone got sick.
/jk
No lie: because the video title was shortened to fit in the available space in my youtube feed, I I just saw "Artificial In..." and wrongly guessed "telligence."
... Graham, please make sure Cameron gets a raise. I worry.
Jeez, I thought that was Steve Dangle in the thumbnail.
Serge noooo. What are you becoming! Nooooo. Hahaha
Pandas are no longer considered endangered. www.iucnredlist.org/species/712/121745669
Owls get very big for birds.
Raccoons have five "toes" on each hand.
0:16 nope, I'm also sick. WHAT OTHER LIES DO YOU TELL !!???
Sapporo ichiban is *the* good ramen??
Man, I just checked my privilege, that's all I've ever really known of.
Nissin and Maruchan are all most of us will ever know.
Fabulously endangered!
You realise bamboo is a drug to pandas right, they are just stoned.
Beej out here predicting #teemtrees
Top 10 anime betrayal
I wished there were better defenders for the panda. Seriously I would choose a panda without even blinking. I already work too hard in my human life. All I would want for the next one is to be cute and lay around all day and get scared of my own sneeze.
the cracking up is real.
Love super troopers.
Cam, R U OK?!?1
Jokes on you Kathleen, I too am sick
...and?... 😄
So you finally got hold of a good microphone.
I’d take a blimp
Cam, you could have had two hundred artificial inseminations and you go for "one more than they have points"? For shame.
My experience as a severely unpatriotic American tells me that the pandas would convince themselves that they're more free than the raccoons then take pride in it. Remember, the pandas are free to have size and muscles to defend itself with, and it can freely believe whatever it wants about its captors with no repercussions. Now if only they could get the raccoons to respect those freedoms...
DA BITS
Um... the Giant Panda is *NO LONGER ENDANGERED* they have been downgraded to "Threatened" as of 2016
I'd think "upgraded" would be a better feeling description.