Does anyone else keep singing "I'm the kinda guy who'll never settle down, I fuck em and I leave em, I'm a real piece of shit" ever since they watched this video? it's been 6 years now and it never gets old
I remember skipping over this video when it came out because I didn't want anything to be spoiled for me. I'm really glad I did because I got to experience fighting the gargantuan gorilla for the first time myself without seeing it coming
7 years later and every time I hear the Wanderer music I still yell "I fuck em and I leave em I'm a real piece of shit!". The timeless classic of all time and history.
1:04 Think about this for a moment. He had to search for a barking sound effect, download, import it to his software, lay it over the clip, and mute the audio underneath, all for a gag that doesn’t make any sense and that will likely go over most people’s heads. If that’s not dedication, idk what is. Jason is a brilliant comedian and I’m so glad he’s here.
@@metallicfingers You explore, and do quests. It is just Skyrim with guns instead of swords and magic, I'm not a fantasy guy so I prefer Fallout. What's missing from it exactly?
Bryan Saavedra I never had a corruption problem. But I did have a Grand theft auto IV problem. Whenever I cleared my cache it reset my game. I got halfway through the game twice just for it to reset.
Oh my God this was the first Dunkey video I ever saw back in 2015 I can't believe I forgot about it, I'm almost crying right now thank you Jason for all the good times since then
I was listening to an oldies playlist the other day and wanderer came on. I couldn’t for the life of me remember where I heard I fuck em and I leave em, I’m a real piece of shit.. thank you RUclips recommendations
"OOOOO I'm the kind of guy that will never settle down. I fuck em and I leave em I'm a real piece of shit. They call me the wanderer (bam bam bam). The wanderer (bam bam bam)" -The Wander by Kellogg
+Druxy Dz If they didn't love you, you would have a reason to fight for their love. Maybe even do sometihng in life that takes actual effort. Since they DO love you, you're wasting your time here on RUclips making irrelevant comments, as you have no reason to fight for anything. I guess we're in the same boat, because I'm really only wasting my time too.
+Wendigo 24 The correct spoiler is that your son is the leader of the Institute, as he was frozen in cryogenic storage with your spouse (dependent on the player's gender). A mercenary named Kellog kills your wife and takes your son, as he works for the Institute. You son grows to the age of 60, and you are released from cryogenic storage. You hunt down your son, expecting him to be 10 years old, but he is much older. Now, it's your choice, you can side with your son or side with either of the two factions, the Railroad or the Brotherhood of Steel. If you side with your son, you can watch him die of old age in front of you, and he can die happy. If you side with the Brotherhood of Steel, you can blow up the Institute, which is the "NUKE BOSTON" you guys are talking about. You really are just blowing up the Institute. Either way, it's a good story, so go and play the game.
"I'm the typa guy that'll never settle down"
*gets married*
I can tell you were waiting to make that joke for ages.
Numpty I can tell you were waiting for someone to make that joke and then reply to him about waiting for ages, for ages.
I’m the 690th like, damn.
Who says he’s gonna stay with her ?
*clap clap*
The mayor was obviously busy testing the comfort levels of each chair in his office.
Karatine does anyone know the song that was playing at that time
It's called "Rebuild, Renew". The ambient music that plays in Diamond City
@@mastersuchef8687 Darude Sandstorm
@@liuner2479 After 2 years, we received the answer from 10 years ago.
@@goatbone Sarude Danstorm
All of those watermelons... you're the guy our math textbooks warned us about
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a black man?
leandro orecchio dude that was like a double entendre or some shit...
Holy shit I got the same result! Can we compare the calculus method?
leandro orecchio HE IS OF PUERTO RICAN DECENT
1:25, holy shit it's crazy what a good soundtrack can do to a scene, I felt like I was watching a man's life crumble.
I mean, it is basically Detroit...
is there anyway I can find that particular song/instrumental? @ANYONE
Virck it sounded like his family just died in an accident
The soundtrack is one of the few things that's good about the "RPG" :)
Virck i
I've never seen as much of an extremely accurate representation of a real life politician as that mayor. Amazing attention to detail Fallout 4.
+Swing Your Sinners "I've got matters to attent to" *continues to sit on his ass and do nothing
so damn true...
+DarkAnimaYT "I *am* the mayor after all."
+Swing Your Sinners Thaaaat's politics.
+Swing Your Sinners Ladies and Gentlemen, social commercial in Fallout 4.
I demand a full cover of "The Wanderer" by you....
Wanderer, lol
+George Baum I want him to cover every song in Fallout 4. I'd pay moneys for that Dunkey.
+George Baum No but really,do this Dunkey.
+George Baum wtf is with your weird fetish avatar mayne
I think its a cute picture and I like having it as my profile picture.
I think yours is really cool BTW...
Holy shit "I FUCK EM AND I LEAVE EM, I'M A REAL PIECE OF SHIT" had me in tears...
I wish I had a dollar for every Harambe joke that's been made.
You'd be broke harambe is no joke
I wish I had a Harambe for every Harambe joke that has been made....
We would have a massive inflation then. Consider what you are wishing for^^
wow, funny. yeah....
But this was made before harambe died
This game is released for not even 1 week and you already broke it.
THAT'S MY DUNKEY.
+Edroil Using console commands isn't defined as breaking the game.
like it wasn't broken in the beginning.
+Edroil Yep, like many games the game launched with console commands....
console commands are a thing, or maybe you're just a console player.
+Otuen Its a yoke joke mc jokingson the 3rd.
How dare you interrupt the mayor, Dunkey? You do realize he was extremely busy?
YE PUT HIM DOWN
He is the mayor after all.
Someones gotta to test those two chairs for comfort. If not the mayor...THEN WHO!??
Lando Calrissiano
wish words lando wise words
Extremely bubsy
Does anyone else keep singing "I'm the kinda guy who'll never settle down, I fuck em and I leave em, I'm a real piece of shit" ever since they watched this video? it's been 6 years now and it never gets old
me too ahaha, I forgot it came from this video and have spent the last year hunting for it, finally found it again tonight ahahhaa
@@julesdav7941 they call me the wonderahh
It is in Fact still funny af 😂
I'm far too busy to comment right now, I AM the mayor, after all.
_I'm far too busy to reply to this 2years old comment right now,_ *I AM THE MAYOR AFTER ALL*
@@taneev271 hi
@@taneev271 I'm far too busy to reply to this 5 month old comment right now, I AM the mayor after all
@@mboz_2108 im too busy to make a good joke, I AM THE mayor after all
You're not a mayor. You are fucking tree.
Watermelon Island looks sick.
+Kiandymundi holy fuck first I see Skeptic in the comments now you? I'm really coming full circle with my youtubers today
+Kiandymundi DA MIGHTY KIANDYBOOMSOCKS IS HERE!
***** No, You fuck off, 1 v 1 me Cena, you scrub
+Kiandymundi Yeah man but how you gonna live there without any food to eat?
+Daniel K wow coele praatjes
I found this video on a chinese facebook page
Of course, where else?
that is the normal
this too funny
the correct term is nihonese, shut the darn up
Alexander Dumas
the correct term is gayjean, shut the darn up
I remember skipping over this video when it came out because I didn't want anything to be spoiled for me.
I'm really glad I did because I got to experience fighting the gargantuan gorilla for the first time myself without seeing it coming
Wait, the goRILLA IS NOT A MOD?
@@Jet_Sam its the strongest boss in the game
@@rubylicious977 HOLY SHIT, IMMA BUY THIS RIGHT NOW
Oh shit forgot I'm poor
@@Jet_Sam torrent
@@Jet_Sam Remember to save the talking mouse in chapter 11, He'll be a huge help against the gorilla
7 years later and every time I hear the Wanderer music I still yell "I fuck em and I leave em I'm a real piece of shit!". The timeless classic of all time and history.
Haha me too
Dunkey was the one that shot Harambe
*DUNKEY SHOT FIRST*
Wow, this comment suddenly blew up
Dunkey was the one that shot the gorilla
Miss me?
Dunkey was the one that shot the gorilla
Truly sorry for your loss.
Pcwiz Can u into hak the Poodipie?
Yeah that's him. That's Dogmeat.
this is my turf now
this is my turf now
this is my turf now
anal turf
+Misaka Mikoto yeah get his ass
1:40
Politicians in a nutshell.
Magruder what do you mean? They talk all day long, they just don't do what they promise
They just sit on different chairs in their offices and make excuses not to talk. I saw a video about it on RUclips.
I'm glad King Kong was there to protect harambe.
Dunkey is love, Dunkey is life.
*bosley
+Cerilium dalton*
It's all dunker
+David Manukian I tweeted this the other day. So true.
Dank Grandma Yeah, my bad. You probably meant 'dank' by its real use, not the horribly spammed meme. That must be it, yeah.
Beautiful. * single tear *
+TheFaitKO I crie evri tiem
+TheFaitKO yes!
+TheFaitKO rip if u liek ervytiem ;[
+TheFaitKO hi :D
+TheFaitKO Oh my dear God. Are you one of those single tear people? Do I look like a double fking rainbow to you? -Terence Fletcher-
anyone back from the fallout show?
No…
Nah I'm here after the FO4 'next gen' update
@@Aethelbeorngod damn upadte broke my mods
@@oklin2376 😢
@@oklin2376 Dey dook mer merds.
1:04
Think about this for a moment. He had to search for a barking sound effect, download, import it to his software, lay it over the clip, and mute the audio underneath, all for a gag that doesn’t make any sense and that will likely go over most people’s heads. If that’s not dedication, idk what is. Jason is a brilliant comedian and I’m so glad he’s here.
FOUND YOU AGAIN BITCH HAHA
Isn't this the game where Ethan Mars goes to find his kid Shaun?
+Engie4Evar Jason?
+sladikk JAAASOOONNN!
Rob Borghese
MAARRIOOOOOOOOO
+sladikk SNAAAAAAAKE
+S0ld1er93 Psycho Mantis?
Holy shit, this is the funniest Adam Sandler vid to date. Great job, Doofusdick, 9.999999/10.
More like Marriott Gayer
9.99999...=10
+Gustavo Bandeira 1+1=2. What the fuck are you trying to prove?
+Nikolai Drostdov there are paradoxical mathematical proofs that prove that 9.999999 -->(infinite 9s)=10
VeronV I know, but Marriot Player wasn't talking about infinite repeating decimals though.
Give me Shawn! Threatening him 5 feet away with a mini-nuke. Always gets me
"And if you look to the right here, you will see where we hold the weekly town raffle."
Never mess with Bioshock 3
Ha! A reference to much better written fallout game.
That’s a reference to Fallout New Vegas’ Nipton.
I love these type of videos.
+LowkoTV Didn't expect to see you here!
Holy hell, not thinking that i would see you around here
oh lowko
+LowkoTV
+Meerschaulk Sad
Can someone make a mod for this game that replaces "Caps" with "Shekels"? Would make me very Jewish and happy
+Billy VoHagen This is the only comment here that's actually funny.
I bet jewish for that
+Billy VoHagen To be honest, calling them Fuel Units or Freedom Units would work just as well
+Billy VoHagen ohohohohohh
+文力更 But you know what i like more than my T60 power armorini.
KNOWL...X-01 Power Amor Plus A Fat Man.
"ill just run home too daddy" "oh really" *blows legs off with missle launcher*
How you gonna do that?
Sweets Zepeda No shit
Their 15 minutes of fame is from paraphrasing the video everyone has already watched seconds ago
This was the first dunkey video I ever watched and I'm really happy I did, thanks for the great content all these years dunkey
*Dunkey is the only person in the world that can break a brand new game a week after it's release and make it rain freakin' watermelons. Lmao!*
+HoomanTV Birgirpall :)
He's using mods lol.
+Dylan Morris no shit
+Dylan Morris console commands. Any PC user can do it.
+Dylan Morris Not even mods, it's just console commands.
i wonder when keyoris copy will be posted?
+MrThebarron007 It already has been posted.
crisfromage lol i just saw, it is kinda a big game ill give him a break
+MrThebarron007 Keyori is like the Kirby of all youtubers. He is renowned for his copy ability.
+MrThebarron007 keyori has a Sharingan.
+MrThebarron007 when sky beats dunkey in smash
2:25 rip harambe
shit someone else thought of it
shit someone said that a month ago
+The Fusion Gamers literally what I was thinking
This comment section is 80% Harambe jokes. They've never been funny.
fuck someone thought of it
@2:19: "o rly? How u gon do dat?"
Hearing that never fails to cheer me up. Thanks Dunkey!
Console Commands OP
It's a mod/hack
+iLove CTFxC That's how you hack, with the console. :p
+iLove CTFxC no it's console commands. I know all of the ones he used in this video. It's pretty simple
+iLove CTFxC Those are console commands.
Let's buy a 60 dollar game and then spam console commands. Great idea! That'll be fun
I never settle down, I fuck em and I leave em. I'm a real piece of shit.
The best line in this whole goddamn video.
(Chooses Sarcastic option) "Wow, it's like we saw the same video or something."
Syracuse Stage who hurt you
The New King Kong movie is looking pretty good.
6 years later, and this is still one of the best gaming videos ever made.
Dunkey should play Simpsons Hit and Run
I LOVE that game :)
+Федор Пучков Who shit in your cornflakes? Like damn
+DSGSDG ASDas cyкa
I CAN DO IT, I CAN MAKE THE JUMP
BART
BAAART
It was GTA for kids, what a dank game.
Those comments trying so hard to meme dunkey.. he's funny you aren't as simple as that babyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
You're a fucking failure
god dammit. Not a weaboo, not like this.
wael sayed Just like this
+wael sayed that dont maek eny sanse lol rekt
+wizofhell coming from the weeaboo.
0:30 to 0:40 is the funniest thing I've ever heard in my whole life.
@@-__9767 😭😭😭😢😢😢😢
I really want to know what song was in that part
@@GebTheNerb The Wanderer by Dion DiMucci
Oh shit! He's missile proof!
*uploads 2 mins ago*
already 50 fucking comments about some dumb shit lmao
Dinky Pinky XDDDDDDDDDD
+Durisco Fowler LMAO HAHAHAH LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW AT COMMENT OF FOWLER, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
+Durisco Fowler Darude - sandstorm
LOOOOL I CAN'T EVEN
If your computer runs below 30 fps with +1.000.000 melons on screen in this game, then it's time for an upgrade.
+John Pablo Melon Benchmarking
+NunYahbisnas Are you suggesting benchmarks should now be measured in MOS (melons on screen).
its the only way
yeah man I would do that if I owned a money
NunYahbisnas Do we have to specify the species of watermelon?
"I f*ck em and I leave em, I'm a real piece of sh*t" sums up the actual song lyrics if you listen to them
"LEAVE ME ALONE, KING KONG! SHIT HE'S MISSILE-PROOF" is my new senior quote
This video makes Fallout 4 look more fun than it actually is
I swear there's like nothing to do in this game
@@metallicfingers You explore, and do quests. It is just Skyrim with guns instead of swords and magic, I'm not a fantasy guy so I prefer Fallout. What's missing from it exactly?
Dear Dunkey, your videos are always fun to watch.
Please never stop making videos like this one.
Thanks.
The glitches and bugs are half the fun of Bethesda games. I think I'd be disappointed if they made a game that actually worked properly all the time.
Hey if it doesn't corrupt my files it's not a Bethesda game
Bryan Saavedra I never had a corruption problem. But I did have a Grand theft auto IV problem. Whenever I cleared my cache it reset my game. I got halfway through the game twice just for it to reset.
If dragons don't start flying backwards and your companion fires a fatman at point blank range, it definitely isn't a Bethesda Game
CommanderLeo this is bethesda, it's half the fun
Should be Half the price then...
1:43 with the soundtrack on the whole situation of Mayor feels sad.
directions were unclear, however, I still had a lot of fun ; )
*nuclear
holy fuck why was i not subscribed to you before
+Wally The Waffle EXACTLY SAME HERE
Wally The Waffle im new to this channel and this is my 10th so far
The busiest mayor ever.
Thank you for the tutorial it really helped me get into this game!
2:30, someone throw a baby in
Lmao
The Observer a
I've been binging dunkey videos for the last few days. This one was GOLD. Gave me some serious nostalgia.
A true fallout experience
Oh my God this was the first Dunkey video I ever saw back in 2015 I can't believe I forgot about it, I'm almost crying right now thank you Jason for all the good times since then
you should do a cover of the wanderer song Dunky xD
I was listening to an oldies playlist the other day and wanderer came on. I couldn’t for the life of me remember where I heard I fuck em and I leave em, I’m a real piece of shit.. thank you RUclips recommendations
Rest in peace River.
God bless the people who make captions for dunkey’s vids. They are truly appreciated
Mem... member... Do you member when gaems weren't modded within da first week of availability?
+Armoured Skeptic Those were dark days my friend.
+Armoured Skeptic Those days were less dank
+Armoured Skeptic Pretty sure it's just console commands
Love your videos! ^_^
Remember when Bethesda didn't release 60 dollar modding bases.
"I fuck 'em and I leave 'em, I'm a real piece of shit" floats into my head periodically while working and I have to apologize to coworkers
I watch this video at least once a month. That's how you know your content is God Tier. Thanks a bunch dunk :)
I died at the mayor part.
Chimpus:"You murdering psychopath. Give me my son. give me Shaun! Now! SHHHHAAAUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!! OHHHHH MYYYYY GGGGGAWWWWDDDDDDDD!!!!!!
1:14 lol the animal crossing music
Griffin Pyle what track is it?
Valentine yea he be right back for this comment
How did you know that ?
Anonymous Wolf From playing it as a kid ;)
Bro I have no idea why but fucking Kellogg barking absolutely SENDS me. I cannot stop laughing at that shit, even when I know it’s coming.
Disappointed this cover didn't make the show
Just curious but does anyone know what soundtrack Dunkey used on the mayor part? Is it part of the game soundtrack?
I believe it's part of the Fallout 4 soundtrack
it is
Rebuild, Renew.
Two years late guys
andresgv10 yes you hear it in the game all the time
This was the best birthday present dunkey
Dunkey needs to make covers of songs. Like every time he sings over one in his videos they are the greatest thing ever
How fucking beastly is Dunkey's computer?
He has a potato
"OOOOO I'm the kind of guy that will never settle down.
I fuck em and I leave em I'm a real piece of shit.
They call me the wanderer (bam bam bam).
The wanderer (bam bam bam)"
-The Wander by Kellogg
this is the only fallout 4 vid I've bothered to watch, because I knew it would be entertaining :D
I was hoping for a tutorial but this is actually so good I'm not even upset about the false title
Are we all going to forget that this guy predicted Harambe’s death?
How ?
stfu
How though
How would we forget if we didn't know in the first place?
Yes, yes we are
I'm too busy to leave a good comment , so here is a copy pasta
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Jk my parents actually love me
That's what they want you to think
+wizofhell 9
Maybe Cause They Do DickFace?
+Druxy Dz
If they didn't love you, you would have a reason to fight for their love. Maybe even do sometihng in life that takes actual effort.
Since they DO love you, you're wasting your time here on RUclips making irrelevant comments, as you have no reason to fight for anything.
I guess we're in the same boat, because I'm really only wasting my time too.
+Simon -PFL (Players Front Line) well i who read this wasted my time more than you did
ur pic rly shows how much they love u.
A classic dunkey video a day keeps depression away
Best tutorial ever. Would watch again.
Hearing dunkey say “uh-oh” is so perfect I’ve never seen another person say “uh-oh” so perfectly
Since when did league become first person?
+KT Monte fake n' gay
After being banned for toxic behaviour you unlock the fps mode
thats not league of legends you dumbfuck, thats overwatch!
Why you guys keep confusing them?
+KT Monte
Patch 31.5 and a half, bubby.
Well a lot changed when sky quit playing
OPEN THE DOOR
CLIP THROUGH THE FLOOR
YOUR SON IS THE VILLIAN OF FALLOUT 4
+Wendigo 24 NUKE BOSTON
When you haven't actually played the game so you just parrot the same spoiler your hear everywhere
It doesn't end that way I'm afraid /:
+Wendigo 24 The correct spoiler is that your son is the leader of the Institute, as he was frozen in cryogenic storage with your spouse (dependent on the player's gender). A mercenary named Kellog kills your wife and takes your son, as he works for the Institute. You son grows to the age of 60, and you are released from cryogenic storage. You hunt down your son, expecting him to be 10 years old, but he is much older. Now, it's your choice, you can side with your son or side with either of the two factions, the Railroad or the Brotherhood of Steel. If you side with your son, you can watch him die of old age in front of you, and he can die happy. If you side with the Brotherhood of Steel, you can blow up the Institute, which is the "NUKE BOSTON" you guys are talking about. You really are just blowing up the Institute. Either way, it's a good story, so go and play the game.
Wendigo 24 There we go, nice work.
+Wendigo 24 STOP
PLS
STOP
They really made King Kong rocket proof? And with a microscopic child?
Just like in the movies.
Years later still an absolute banger video
1:55 the music made me replay the game again :)
This must be that new game Ultimate Skyrim 2.
dont fuck with Harambe
Lolliepopsftw - The with part ;)
"I actually have a lot of watermelons under this house."
"I fuck 'em and I leave 'em, I'm a real piece of SHIT!" Made me laugh so goddamned hard...I think I blew a gasket.
We so back
God damnit im such a sucker for this game, once u let the soundtrack come thru I'm all in again and I know in gonna play fallout 4 later
I still think this is the best video dunkey has ever made
A small loan of a million dollars
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
+Shane Morgan $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
The "oh really?" around 2:13 kills me everytime
never thought I needed to hear dunkey singing along with Dion til now
2020 December. Bless this video