@@AxellMorren No Einstein, no nukes. He was the one that contributed the most to The Manhattan Project. So what did people have to do? Think of other ways of killing people, with a push of a button.
@@lumberluc I dunno. We never know because Einstein existed in our timeline. Maybe other high IQ people exist in their timeline might help to create advance techs
In this timeline Japan actually owns Hawaii. I think mostly as an excuse by the developer to have a reverse Pearl Harbor, though in prior games and timelines it seems like that battle is inevitable one way or the other.
@@noisemarine561 yea when USA had placed a naval blockade and was sinking Japanese ships. Oh no the Japanese struck first. You were just retaliating weren't you.
I remember how epic this was when it first played then I was like how did the Empire advance it technology so fast without the Soviets and Allied Nations noticing and keeping up.
Well the allies never knew Japan had jet planes or aircraft carrier subs until they just appear or discovered. They were underestimated because they were considered inferior - in America the Nazi were more respected than Japan at the time.
Thats actually what happened during ww1 after the japanese meiji restoration , their neighbour , russia , china and korea does not expect japan to be vastly more advanced to their counterpart in battlefields
Apparently because of timetravelling shenanigans with the Soviets, and them killing Einstein. Einstein wasn't able to make the nukes which ended with Japan being able to rapidly advance and keep their territory and investing on their millitary like todays America which is a country with very big military spending.
@PUTEN VOR porn hub released their searched porn by country and porn hub is the number 1 porn site world wide you can look up porn hub statistics as in most viewed porn category by country or most searched porn and so on
@@DerVolman a hacker once joined in a lobby and put people 3 billion bounty. Whoever killed then he had the bounty. It was back when gta online was new
Japan doing that alone is also a very risky move they could get nuked which is something they couldn't afford sustaining. This is also what NATO and the west fear which if they joined the war Nuclear Attacks would be inevitable so they just supported Ukraine through weapons.
@@mikuhatsune8121 You do realize this is a game and this video is about Japanese troops, and ''Nippon banzai'' means long live Japan, right? You really shouldn't go to a video and be rude because it makes you look like a lowlife, swearing doesn't hurt anything but your reputation. If someone says a Japanese battle cry or is Japanese doesn't mean they're a weeaboo. I'm Japanese so does that make me a weeb? No. Weeb isn't a hurtful word and you probably don't even know what it means. So just shut up, leave people alone if they talk in any other language than English. So just shut up, think about what you have done, think that not all foreign word's like Tenno heika banzai or such are communist or russian. Out of all of us, you're the weeaboo. So please shut up and leave people say what they want.
its 2019 dont worry no dangerous machines yet just some russians making robots capable of shooting guns and sending them to space but nothing to worry about
I really love the Emperor's Last Ditch Effort. escaping via a giant mecha... freaking nice idea while there are 4 kirov's hovering over him... talking about taking it "personally"
1:00 Trailer Me: whoa! That robot is huge! *I should download this game* In game Me: *WTF! WHY IS IT SO SMALL* _T H A T S W H A T_ _W H A T S H E S A I D_
The King Oni had an ability in the original iteration of the game instead of its bull rush secondary in which it was able to jump, grab aircraft and drag them to the ground and destroy them. This proved to have a number of issues in implementation and because RA3 was on such a tight production schedule, it was abandoned and the bull rush was used instead. That is why you see it grab the Kirov in the video, that was its original secondary ability.
The sixth mission is actually pretty easy, as long as you're aware of the entire surrounding. Use shinobi to steal money from the nearest bases and engineers to steal those bases. Afterwards, you just need to build up forces. I discovered that cryocopters and sky wings are a pretty decent pair to combine...
C&C 3 is much more down to earth. It has fairly regular units, and in the end it comes down to rock paper sciccors and who has the biggest army. Red Alert 3 is different because each unit has a special ability that help turn the tide in battle. A lot of Japanese units can transform into a secondary form for an entirely different purpose. It is all about micromanaging. On top of that Red Alert 3 has mostly cool and wacky units.
![Каким был Red Alert 3? [Весь сюжет]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/6EwaJoPsy5U/mqdefault.jpg)
"WELCOME TO THE RICE FIELD COMRADES"
I had to stop myself from bursting out laughing. Holy fuck that's funny
Lol
BlankPNG Nicht " Willkommen zu Sushiland " !😂😂😂
oh my god, yes!
BlankPNG Vietnam: wait, that’s my line
1:03 This is why Japan isn't allowed to have a huge army. You know they're gonna go Gundam on us all.
This sounds like all the more reason to let them have a huge army.
behold, the SHOGUN EXECUTIONER!
the SHOGUN BATTLE SHIP
floating fortress
Ege Karakus can't use it in multi player
0:05 All this to take out one man and his dog? Seems a little overkill to me...
+The Man Who Speaks In Hands Well to be fair he does look like he could be a wizard so...
Celairgil Faenmirion It all makes sense now. That old man was a tentacle monster in disguise and that dog was a hell-hound.
+The Man Who Speaks In Hands Yup the Japanese were just protecting their womenfolk.
Celairgil Faenmirion YES! THE ONLY EXPLANATION!
I used to nuke the last surviving allied engineer back in ra2. did i mention i made multiple nukes?
I must be dreaming...
haha true
a wet dream to be exact
Emperor Shōwa Hirohito until a chonk man and little boi walk in
This was you if you didn't attack pearl harbor...
Yes my Lord
the scariest part is that all of Japanese armies are amphibious
Well, they are a naval based army.
@@johoreanperson8396 And they were so versatile that it does not need an airfield.
Behold the Shogun battleship!
Only $1200 for tsunami tanks? Time to zerg rush those commies.
Izanagi no Mikoto Fase 4 the Hedgehog I hated that part
Top 10 Anime betrayals
Wow matsimus didn't expect to see you here lol
Lol
HOLY CRAP ITS MAT
Oh mat you're came here to
Mat review the Imperial Japanese transformer tank please!
Weebs after successfully raiding area 51:
0:47
Pretty accurate
Nice Sword!
I don't think Japan=Weebs , just saying
This world belong to anime
albert einstein: dies
Japan: time for samurai mechs
No nukes means anime mechs why not?
Hentai mechs?
Technically, Einstein didn't die. They just remove him out of existence
@@AxellMorren No Einstein, no nukes. He was the one that contributed the most to The Manhattan Project.
So what did people have to do? Think of other ways of killing people, with a push of a button.
@@lumberluc I dunno. We never know because Einstein existed in our timeline. Maybe other high IQ people exist in their timeline might help to create advance techs
Russo Japanese War in 2904
1/2如夢金剛大好き God damn it Japan
No, i think it are secret documents of Russo-Japanese War 1904-1905
@@nomajor2200 And you'll be hearing this ruclips.net/video/0f3T7EWMSX0/видео.html
TBH this army looks more like what the US army will look like in the future
@PUTEN VOR Boris?
oh Red Alert.... If only you weren't owned by the most corrupt gaming company today, you might have had a good sequel
Many of us say that brother many of us.
they had 2 sequels...
@@burtonl7239 I said GOOD sequels
@@98kazer they WERE good...but not as good as red alert
@@98kazer
So you tryna tell me Red Alert 2 wasnt good? EA owned Westwood's ass by the time Tiberian Sun came out. You did know that, right?
Those kirovs moved so slow but those missiles still missed them. Accuracy 10/10.
Maybe they weren't aiming for them
@@benceklock4831 what else would they be aiming for?? Twinblades???
@@k-874 Migs on patrol, maybe?
@@benceklock4831 Parachuting conscripts
@@Killerbee4712 the true danger
Teacher in history class: *explains WW2*
My brain:
I was thinking the same thing as you are
It’s very easy
Also you must learn it
WW2 Alternate Universe
@@christopherhanssetiawan471 It's 3rd ww2. since ra2 got ww2 and ra ww with stalin and romanov
Is that Boris with an attack dog?
+Jude Judans i wished it was him
Or maybe Volkov !
volkov. LOL
i believe its much worse Its chuck norris with hes hell hound
apperently by the games lore boris quit his contractwith the soviet army after the yuri crissis was over
Boris while on his retirement
Hitler: “Don’t attack the American’s Hawaii, Japan.”
Japan:
Japan needed oil and tried to invade the US.
Irony at its finest
Japan: How bout I do anyway
America after hawaii was bombed: so axis, you have chosen death
In this timeline Japan actually owns Hawaii. I think mostly as an excuse by the developer to have a reverse Pearl Harbor, though in prior games and timelines it seems like that battle is inevitable one way or the other.
@@noisemarine561 yea when USA had placed a naval blockade and was sinking Japanese ships. Oh no the Japanese struck first. You were just retaliating weren't you.
Other Countries: Get special tanks, aircraft, ships etc
Japan: *Gundam*
Mod to have gundams in red alert 3 please
@@rodrigocofre693 there is it's called Red alert 3 corona i think they called them Legion breaker for celestial empire .......
Giga fortress ready!
Of course they have mech samurai soldiers and transforming mech helicopters. OF COURSE! Hahaha
but of course they do, this is command and conquer after all.
What next, gundam?
No, Neon genesis evangelion's robots
After that
Titan transforming solders.
@@Rogue.Rainbow No
Soldier with dual wielding laser shotgun swinging around buildings with the 3d manuver gear from attack on titan
Commander, your base is under attack!
Me: what, a couple of tanks?
*scrolls to the left*
me: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
xweert711 lol even after 8 years still 😄
I miss this rage comics memes
@@CarlosDirceu same
Commander of the Empire of the Rising Sun: All you base are belong to us.
Face it us raising sun players had the advantage before the game even came out because everyone was already scared of the king oni
The music starting up when the fleet is shown still gives me goosebumps to this day.
I remember how epic this was when it first played then I was like how did the Empire advance it technology so fast without the Soviets and Allied Nations noticing and keeping up.
Nanomachines, son.
Tenno heika banzai
Went Techno heika banzai
Well the allies never knew Japan had jet planes or aircraft carrier subs until they just appear or discovered. They were underestimated because they were considered inferior - in America the Nazi were more respected than Japan at the time.
Thats actually what happened during ww1 after the japanese meiji restoration , their neighbour , russia , china and korea does not expect japan to be vastly more advanced to their counterpart in battlefields
Apparently because of timetravelling shenanigans with the Soviets, and them killing Einstein. Einstein wasn't able to make the nukes which ended with Japan being able to rapidly advance and keep their territory and investing on their millitary like todays America which is a country with very big military spending.
in my opinion one of the best cutscenes in most of the RTS games
Watch start craft 2 heart of the swarm trailer, that's the best one to date! And it's a amazing game!
Steven Sandoval Blizzards are the best 😁👍 No.1
@Alex The Awsome Well, you can watch them on youtube using you smartphone, so, yeah, they are if you have a phone
it's either the manliest war game intro...
or a promotion video for japanese toys for sale.
World in Conflict has still pretty good cinematics till this day
0:49 Now that's a katana
meanwhile in the mind of that guy:
if she breathes she is a THOT
RWBY reference
@@LowercaseBirds ikr i know that reference from rwby chibi
teuku pangeran juang You may have taken down a doom corn but we have more
Tanno heiko: Banzaai!
the russian guy with his dog = westwood
japanese army = EA
Nah...THE Japanese in Campain in this game destroy an EA HQ so No!
idiot
@@kishaurlanda571 can't agree here.
@@domasbaliulis23 ok ....she just saying .....Japan missing destroy the EA HQ...
Dang, never thought of it like that.
So this is what the Power Rangers do in their spare time
Invade the Soviets? Yes, they do.
Super sentai*
私は日本人で、この様なゲームなどをプレイした事はありませんが、初めてこのトレーラーを見た時は、驚いたですし、それだけでなく、鳥肌立てて感動しました。良い動画です。
私はこのゲームが本当に好きでした。兄と一緒に遊んでいました。
軍によって実験を受けた「ゆりこ」という女子高生キャラクターもいました。アニメ『最終兵器彼女』に似ています。
私はそのキャラクターが好きでした！ゆりこを思い出したので、アニメ風に彼女を描きたいと思います。
（私は日本人ではなく、日本語を勉強しています。この文章は自動翻訳の助けを借りて書いたので、不自然な表現があったらすみません）。
that feeling when a guy said I F@CKIN HATE ANIME
but Russias Number one most searched porn is HENTAI XD
@PUTEN VOR porn hub released their searched porn by country and porn hub is the number 1 porn site world wide you can look up porn hub statistics as in most viewed porn category by country or most searched porn and so on
@@dragnarok4286What have you done, he's a Russian spy, why did u tell him!
@@dragnarok4286 true lol.
0:06 When you have 3 million bounty.
Joks iZantos and entire player server is on your door with all gun they have to breach
Add more zero into it
If it's GTA Online we're talking about then replace the 3 million with 1 thousand and still the whole server would hunt you down
@@DerVolman a hacker once joined in a lobby and put people 3 billion bounty. Whoever killed then he had the bounty. It was back when gta online was new
Make it 500 and even more would chase you down
everyone else: Normal weapons.
Japan: I mean.. you know I gotta make mechs dawg..
That good time, when ""EA Proudly Presents" meaned something.
That happened when Red Alert 2 intro was full view. Westwood shined brightly.
when they used to make games
My Sims i guess...?
1:01 Mom says its my turn to play the Xbox
So they are all shooting at that 1 guy and dog. Poor guy.
+Gasai Yuno Boris is immortal!
+Gasai Yuno Boris will take one swing of vodka and just decimate the entire fleet.
+Alfamaxis Boris is Cheeki Breeki Slav SuperStar
Dr Larz A. Satan PhD
That was before Boris was famous though. RA3 has a Boris of it's own. And RA2 too, I think.
So the guy is Boris, what about the dog?
Putin starts Invasion on Ukraine.
Meanwhile in Eastern Coast of Russia:
Japan doing that alone is also a very risky move they could get nuked which is something they couldn't afford sustaining. This is also what NATO and the west fear which if they joined the war Nuclear Attacks would be inevitable so they just supported Ukraine through weapons.
Well, they actually invaded Western Europe
. Ahahahahahahhahahahahahahah
@@gamechanger8908 not going to be their first nuke, huh?
don't need that... the incompetence of the russians are our best weapon against them :D
Kirov: "Good thing that mech can't jump"
King Oni: Jumps
Kirov: "Wait wha-"
NIPPON BANZAÏ !
Raphael Crépinge *GETS SNIPPED*
Banz-Hwuuueeeh!!!!
fuck you weeaboo
@@mikuhatsune8121 your pfp..i see you have fallen into the weeb hole?
@@mikuhatsune8121 You do realize this is a game and this video is about Japanese troops, and ''Nippon banzai'' means long live Japan, right? You really shouldn't go to a video and be rude because it makes you look like a lowlife, swearing doesn't hurt anything but your reputation. If someone says a Japanese battle cry or is Japanese doesn't mean they're a weeaboo. I'm Japanese so does that make me a weeb? No. Weeb isn't a hurtful word and you probably don't even know what it means. So just shut up, leave people alone if they talk in any other language than English. So just shut up, think about what you have done, think that not all foreign word's like Tenno heika banzai or such are communist or russian. Out of all of us, you're the weeaboo. So please shut up and leave people say what they want.
@@anormalhuman9329 Realy good roast and respect you could be proud of your cultur the only thing I could be proud are Einigkeit und Recht und Freiheit
Wow! Red Alert 3 is 15 years old! This game aged like fine wine!!!
The emperor battleship remind me of Yamato even thought it look different
There even is such a custom skin for the Yamato in WOWS.
It rams other naval vessels as a kilnd of attack
they said that the shoguns was designed base on the yamato class battleship, which was the pride of the japanese navy back in ww2
The number one rule of time travel is don't time travel
JAPAN:attack with shogun
executioner!
RUSSIA:wait nooooo!!
Allies:attack Harbinger Gunships!
Rising sun:Nooo!
Soviets: pls noo!
Red alert 3 Uprising makes Soviets and Rising sun Cried!
@@teammagmasmaxie6107 Maxie sama don't forget the Empire has Giga Fortress!
That was king omni
@@teammagmasmaxie6107 YES! fuck Soviets Allies grow stronger
Even after 12 years, this is still fascinating!
15!
w,why do you have the video about our-japanese secret arms!?
I love you.
wait if thats true ... HANS GET THE STUGGERT NOW. AND THE TIGER DONT FORGET THE TIGER.
is this worse than the russians ivan?
YES WAY MORE WORSE
fuck you weeaboo
@@mikuhatsune8121 you're saying this!! Pretty ironic
@@timelord2024 shut up and fuck you weeaboo
0:12 Japanese attack EA for CNC rivals.
Japan destroying EA HQ?
At least it's gone!
In a few years these machines will be real.
Let's just wait
Those machine is really dangerous is couse many deaths
its 2019 dont worry no dangerous machines yet just some russians making robots capable of shooting guns and sending them to space but nothing to worry about
MR.roblox pro I could’ve never figured that out.
Still waiting
I really love the Emperor's Last Ditch Effort. escaping via a giant mecha... freaking nice idea while there are 4 kirov's hovering over him... talking about taking it "personally"
15 years later. This intro still goes hard
1:00
Trailer
Me: whoa! That robot is huge! *I should download this game*
In game
Me: *WTF! WHY IS IT SO SMALL*
_T H A T S W H A T_
_W H A T S H E S A I D_
B O B B There’s always the Shogun Executioner
I knew the Soviets should've taken Asia faster
He looked big in trailer in the game he look....
@@teammagmasmaxie6107 It's called Anime syndrome
The King Oni had an ability in the original iteration of the game instead of its bull rush secondary in which it was able to jump, grab aircraft and drag them to the ground and destroy them. This proved to have a number of issues in implementation and because RA3 was on such a tight production schedule, it was abandoned and the bull rush was used instead. That is why you see it grab the Kirov in the video, that was its original secondary ability.
7 years ago one of the greatest games I have ever played came out, the memories lol
same my #1 game in my past xd
I dont think so because allied and soviet join forces just to defeat this advanced technology weebs XD
RA3 Japanese Empire vs WarHam 40k Tau Empire.
Winner: Japanese Empire
Reason: Japanese can use Melee.
I see, you are a man of culture
Tau are heretics
How Japanese Generals dream on invading USSR
And they did in this game!
The sixth mission is actually pretty easy, as long as you're aware of the entire surrounding. Use shinobi to steal money from the nearest bases and engineers to steal those bases. Afterwards, you just need to build up forces. I discovered that cryocopters and sky wings are a pretty decent pair to combine...
I WISH I LIVE ON A DIFFERENT TIMELINE TO PLAY RED ALERT 4 WITHOUT THE FRICKING EA
When you wanted to try out the humble offerings by the indie Petroglyph, but noooooo...
The Future-Tech will do!
i really wish in another timeline RA3 is great!
アサシンクリードシャドウズよりこのゲームのほうが日本に敬意を払ってると思う
Its crazy and amazing to think that If a guy hadn't fail art school this will be the our future
Actually this would be if that guy was killed by Albert enstin who was then killed by one soviet boy
Back when EA is making quality games
I would have added them chemical weapons because of Unit 731 experiments.
Well,Soviets took it.
But they used Bioweapons too,so Yuriko is a good example.
I just read a Wikipedia article and jesus christ that shit is fucked up
When "ELECTRONIC ARTS LOS ANGELES Proudly Presents" hits hard.
Imagine some time in the future, EA just comes back
Me playing strategy games in a nutshell:
My opponent:
Me: “haha, infantry go brrrr”
Japan "Yoooooo! Heard you be fucking around, Russia!"
0:10 Weeb and Naruto runner invaded the World after the successful raid on Area 51
r/Animemes quick response toward r/historymemes' declaration of war circa December 2018 colorized
0:45 That armour is so stiff. You won't be able to bend your spine. lmao
When you “Omae” your last “shinderu”
Wait, *nani?*
When the Allies bombed the Barbie world instead of Japan:
This is what will happen if Japan decides to join WWIII
Cheers people, Japan attacked Russia and took some of its islands
Who knew letting the Japanese Empire live would result in them weaponizing anime robots to win.
I fucking love the Tsunami Risers their so cool!!
i prefer the shugun battleship, ze best unit in game :p
hoho hohoh Well its OP as shit.
i don't think you have seen a giga fortress before
Jeremiah Gottwald gifs fortress is even more op as shit
Shogun Executioner
Dear my friend Japanese, if you have a crazy idea please don't do it now.
We should thank the Anime and weeb thingy for preventing them to be productive like this one
0:43 forget the anime time to die for empire lets move boys
C&C 3 is much more down to earth. It has fairly regular units, and in the end it comes down to rock paper sciccors and who has the biggest army. Red Alert 3 is different because each unit has a special ability that help turn the tide in battle. A lot of Japanese units can transform into a secondary form for an entirely different purpose. It is all about micromanaging. On top of that Red Alert 3 has mostly cool and wacky units.
I get goosebumps every time I watch this.
By far the most kickass video game opening ever made
randow videogame designer: so, how unaccurate want ur game?
EA: *yes*
This is what happen when japan's weapon company start to use some sci-fi anime references
1:03 Press "F" for Kirov, got absolutely rekt by King Oni
Bruh Russia here using weaponized airships while japan comes out of nowhere with laser swords, walking helicopters and huge mechsxD
This is so unrealistic, a sudden transport can only hold 5 infantry units
This is what will happen if Russia decides to invade Japan this 2022 :D
boris glance when you know there will be a lot of blood.
Boris took them all out. That's why there's so little Empire forces in the first mission.
Hes too badass to be caught off guard like that.
Girls: Omg I can’t wait to sunbathe and get that tan
Boys at the beach: 0:45
this was actualy pretty good comment XD
Hell naw, they be clapping Becky's cheeks (the other girls) (no homo)
0:08 When you see the Timurids right after you just finished off the Mongols in Medieval 2: Total War (while playing as Russia)
Released back in 2008 and still looks better than many trailers of nowadays games, EPIC Trailer !!! #2020
2018 it's still nostalgia af. I remember when i was a kid i used to play this with my friends. But now dawg im hella sad af.good times
cheer up bruh
is this japan DREAMS
NATO: if budget 3%+
History channel at 3 am
I think this is what happen to Japan if Anime wasn't made or invented
The red alert series is still one of the best C&C in my opinion
0:05 John Wick and his dog seeing the enemy in an EA nutshell
0:45 PIZZA HOT, WITH HUN
When you said that you hate anime
When someone says Anime sucks and it's for kids
All freakin the time
Yea
Came back after hearing that Japan will spend $300 B for defense
2022 Japan be like:
Im Russian and i really hate when Japan mechas invade my town
Damn bastards do it every week too, on Mondays, no less...makes me hate Mondays even more.
You know shit is real when Japanese army come out of the dirt with weird hat
Seeing how red alert 1 and 2 came to life
I wouldn’t be surprised if this did
I hope 2021 is not as bad as 2020.
2021:
0:05 Is that Boris? That kinda explains why so little forces made it to the first Empire mission.
Boris is too badass to be caught dead in his tracks by the oncoming invasion.
"They are no match for Boris!"
0:12 When America Captures Komi-san
Fleet with no aircraft carriers?
Thousands of Helicopters and planes
Transforming tanks
MECHS
THIS IS JAPAN ALL RIGHT
They have the mobile "Floating Fortress" as staging grounds.
The sound design is absolutely phenomenal.
>Possess advanced nano-technology and transforming mecha
>Still use flashing light signals to communicate