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  • Опубликовано: 20 сен 2024
  • bro lost this fight while flying sideways...
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Комментарии • 599

  • @whosawhatsit269
    @whosawhatsit269 Год назад +117

    Blazed thank you for being you, it’s so great to see schizophrenic representation in media

    • @theowainwright7406
      @theowainwright7406 Год назад +15

      I feel like lucky llama is a group hallucination that we all think we see but doesn’t actually exist

    • @demonhourrs1721
      @demonhourrs1721 Год назад +13

      @@theowainwright7406 he’s a product of watching hours of rust content

  • @abbygaleforcewind
    @abbygaleforcewind Год назад +56

    44:42 this is the most amazing play i've ever seen in my life. llama is an absolute genius

  • @ilnss2212
    @ilnss2212 Год назад +21

    your outlook on being a dishwasher is amazing, you were probably an asset in the kitchen for sure, i still work in a kitchen now and i respect you ultimately

  • @noahvandeven982
    @noahvandeven982 Год назад +285

    Cant wait for him to win this impossible fight

    • @joshbradley6873
      @joshbradley6873 Год назад +1

      Did he win it?

    • @BenyikFamilyFun
      @BenyikFamilyFun Год назад +2

      @@joshbradley6873 I sure can’t wait for him to win this impossible fight.

    • @BadgerMcSauce
      @BadgerMcSauce Год назад +1

      @@BenyikFamilyFun i sure can't wait for him to win this impossible fight

    • @lukealdridge5767
      @lukealdridge5767 Год назад +1

      how was the fight?

    • @BenyikFamilyFun
      @BenyikFamilyFun Год назад +3

      @@lukealdridge5767 I sure can’t wait

  • @crosstownace986
    @crosstownace986 Год назад +166

    The editing this episode so far was goated

    • @h3ctic504
      @h3ctic504 Год назад +1

      it's honestly fantastic

  • @evancosta
    @evancosta Год назад +33

    Props to the editor for making this video infinitely more funnier 😂

  • @delsymdrinker8064
    @delsymdrinker8064 Год назад +6

    rust anticheat when your climbing a tree vs rust anti cheat when a 1 hour account noclips through walls and has 100% headshot accuracy

  • @TheInfamousHerb
    @TheInfamousHerb Год назад +2

    6:05 underwater ceramic technician took me out lmao

  • @Amhplify
    @Amhplify Год назад +79

    The editing is golden, I hope this keeps up! Haven't been laughing out loud at just text in a while

    • @dojostarfox4520
      @dojostarfox4520 Год назад

      The last text i laughed at was the one from my dad.. it said "I'm coming home."
      Such a typical dad joke... he''s so funny.

    • @yvsrc
      @yvsrc Год назад

      Ong

  • @melon9933
    @melon9933 Год назад +9

    i love when you ask people if they have a mic when they were talking to you not too much longer before lol so funny

  • @jasonpepper2783
    @jasonpepper2783 Год назад +54

    Dinkbot really killed it with this one!

    • @Ferron1
      @Ferron1 Год назад

      Dink bot don’t edit this one

    • @kuppcorp
      @kuppcorp Год назад

      @@Ferron1 he killed it

  • @EuphoricLabyrinth
    @EuphoricLabyrinth Год назад +1

    A singular worldwide ‘time-zone?’
    Umm sir, flip the switch 💡
    Astonoushingly enough, that question ranks as the second nonsensical question I’ve heard this week. 18:08
    What’s number one?
    • A random girl was asked the question: “What’s that one basic human concept that your brain just can’t wrap your head around?”
    Her answer: “Why have astronauts not been to the sun? Like I get it, it’s hot and all, but like go at night. When there’s not a fire in the sky; cause then it won’t be hot.”
    My mind is blown; unironically, I wouldn’t put is past Blaze to wholeheartedly ponder random girls response question as legitimate.

  • @joykiller2090
    @joykiller2090 Год назад +6

    Wait till blazed finds out you can have washers and dryers at your house

  • @whosclay3718
    @whosclay3718 Год назад +2

    Blazed is the perfect middle ground between Spoon half pvp farming and bag fumbling. And Aidan destroying kids

  • @Josepieee
    @Josepieee Год назад +21

    love the 1 hour vids blazed keep it up

  • @injectilio
    @injectilio Год назад +1

    I love this new mild roasting editing style.

  • @BlazedLife
    @BlazedLife Год назад +1

    Dude put the to do list in every video I swear the switch up on the list had me crying literally woke up my son because I was laughing so hard

  • @GoblinKoboldGaming
    @GoblinKoboldGaming Год назад

    Don't get a laundry doer Blazed, just get an in-home washer/dryer. I wash, hang out for an hour, then throw it in the dryer and forget about it until I need the clothes.

  • @Bonscott1
    @Bonscott1 Год назад +2

    Id be so embarassed to be the mad guy following blazed at the end lmao

  • @lxcas1123
    @lxcas1123 Год назад +1

    i love how one video has a 2160p quality options and then another video looks like it was filmed off of a fridge

  • @mohaed96
    @mohaed96 Год назад +1

    Blazed, Lucky Llama, Dinkerton and Spoon shenanigans is PEAK content!

  • @delsymdrinker8064
    @delsymdrinker8064 Год назад +7

    the guy accusing you of cheating was pathetic lmfao

  • @owensavoury4488
    @owensavoury4488 Год назад +7

    i love the blazed & lucky llama content wish the nerd would upload his POV or some videos

  • @Apple-vi3bz
    @Apple-vi3bz Год назад +2

    I’ve only seen the 2 ads before the video and I already know this is a certified blazed classic

  • @2nUMBRA
    @2nUMBRA Год назад +2

    that’s a great take. I can’t stand sitting in a passenger seat and the driver turns to talk to me. I feel so helpless

    • @2nUMBRA
      @2nUMBRA Год назад +1

      can’t stand sitting … hahaha

  • @clarkyoung6970
    @clarkyoung6970 Год назад +2

    Hey blazed, Im a viewer thats been sitting in the waiting room of a mental hospital waiting admittance (crippling anxiety and depression), and I just wanted to say your content recently has been a great distraction for me and has really helped me cope. Thank you for your consistent uploads, man.

    • @NotMe-ej9yz
      @NotMe-ej9yz Год назад +1

      Hey man you might not see this for a few days but don't worry man, I was that kid for a long time (went inpatient 3 times, outpatient once) and I've gotten to the point of pretty much full recovery and even beat a hardcore drug addiction and now I'm the happiest I've ever been. From ~10-20yo I didn't feel like I ever could get better but just a few years ago I found hope and now I'm living a life med free (after trying literally dozens of med) with no depression which when I was in your shoes I couldn't even consider being a possibility. Anxiety is still here but it's gotten better and I've learned to live with it and use it to my advantage in life. I've met one person in my life who has experienced more trauma and worse depression than myself and that girl watched her own parents die right in front of her, so I think if I could get better and turn my life around then really anyone can. Just like me though you won't be able to see right now that you'll eventually feel happiness again, but believe me, it'll come with time and you'll understand I'm right one day. The key is hard work and determination to fix your problems. It's gonna suck and you won't want to do it, but it's worth it and you'll get there if you continue to try even when you feel like giving up. You're on the right track and I can tell you want things to get better because you're seeking more intensive help than you were getting before so keep going down this path. As a suggestion I'd say if you can then try to go to outpatient once you get out of inpatient or at least see a therapist 1-2 times a week. None of that once a month bs that isn't actually helping. Some of the best help/advice I ever got was from going to outpatient for a couple months. It's not fun and it's hard work but it helps a lot.
      And the absolute best piece of advice I can give you is this: The cure to depression isn't found in a pill, it's found within you. The pills won't MAKE you happy, they simply make it easier to put in the hard work that you don't feel like doing right now but need to do anyways so you can eventually get better. You'll never feel happier if all you do is take the pills and do nothing. There's obviously some things in your life that you need to change and/or deal with so your job right now is to be brutally honest with yourself and your doctor's and figure out what those things you need to change are. Maybe you need to figure out healthier ways of coping with past trauma like emotional neglect or physical/mental abuse, maybe you need more structure in your life, maybe you need help quiting a drug or alcohol addiction, maybe you need to overcome codependency. There's lots of things that could be problems but you need to figure out what exactly is wrong and start down the path of fixing them. There will be road blocks, there will be set backs and you will feel like giving up but you need to get back up and keep trying. It's all worth it in the end, trust me. Take care man and God bless ✌️❤️

  • @Ggamemaster1998
    @Ggamemaster1998 Год назад +1

    Dude, he was so excited that he started to gurgle the mic, very haha moment

  • @OrekiGaming
    @OrekiGaming Год назад +1

    This video proves that cheaters is nothing to say to a skilled player, cheater are just rotten to the core.

  • @nathanowen7280
    @nathanowen7280 Год назад +12

    10k hours in-game and probs more watching content and I'm on absolute burnout of all content except yours (played since release) keep up the amazing work. Any other streamers who play blazed style and positive non toxic content?

    • @OsamaBinBurnin
      @OsamaBinBurnin Год назад

      Blazed is a better man than me I just respond equally wether it’s toxic or not

    • @lui_gto
      @lui_gto Год назад

      gorliac

    • @kaceysonyobehind8615
      @kaceysonyobehind8615 Год назад +6

      spoonkid blazed carrying rust rn

    • @GlacyLav
      @GlacyLav Год назад +11

      yeah blazed and spoonkid are the two most enjoyable rust creators, welyn used to be somewhat good but his humor is super band kid redditor-y and his persona feels super fake to me now.
      The top 3 rust creators rn imo are spoon, blazed and willjum.

    • @lui_gto
      @lui_gto Год назад +2

      @@GlacyLav w take

  • @mlgn0sc0p3r5
    @mlgn0sc0p3r5 Год назад

    Ngl blazed low key has the facial structure of a conqueror, like I was literally just reading a book and saw how Alexander the Great has a chin like yours and Julius Caesar has like the same headshape as you and Augustus Caesar has similar facial features as you, so you’re basically like a mix of 3 conquerors making you like a super conqueror or something

  • @enclave2k1
    @enclave2k1 Год назад

    Dinkbot and llama are the highlight of any blazed vid.

  • @twoflower860
    @twoflower860 Год назад

    literally some of the funniest rust content out right now bro part 2 can’t come sooner

  • @lexingtonsodyssey
    @lexingtonsodyssey Год назад +1

    My favorite part was when Blazed started to eat his mic

  • @WeeChick
    @WeeChick Год назад +10

    I’ve watched this video 83 and a half times and it’s a certified blaze classic❤

    • @botx2368
      @botx2368 Год назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @JackNavicky
      @JackNavicky Год назад

      Overused not funny

    • @WeeChick
      @WeeChick Год назад

      @@JackNavicky it’s a joke people use for this calm down bro holy

    • @Darkarm31hater
      @Darkarm31hater Год назад

      Thought it was just me

  • @smacker1337
    @smacker1337 Год назад

    The things you come up with to say when baiting people is hilarious, the 360 spin on the guy was the best :D

  • @Ryniegan
    @Ryniegan Год назад +2

    This should be played in universities to showcase the indomitable human spirit

  • @Gobsm
    @Gobsm Год назад +2

    The Dirt biking with night vision is a great idea until you fall off face first lol ;)
    Another great video, your a gifted guy :)

    • @botskifani22
      @botskifani22 Год назад

      You sound like you know this from experience...

    • @Gobsm
      @Gobsm Год назад

      @@botskifani22 No comment lol

  • @madtofudrifter1513
    @madtofudrifter1513 Год назад +4

    The editing and content are fire! But it kinda sucks that like half the video is in like 144p. Hope you can improve the quality of your recordings!

  • @rider6992
    @rider6992 Год назад +1

    Blazed when he sees oil rig irl: we should lowkey counter bro they are bozos

  • @HydraRust.
    @HydraRust. Год назад +7

    Sick video Blazed, insane win of you goddamn

  • @lemonjuice9114
    @lemonjuice9114 Год назад +1

    Immeasurable amounts of blazed in this video.

  • @alexwenger9655
    @alexwenger9655 Год назад +7

    Your channels on a good track, man. Great job! Keep it up!

  • @liamhayes854
    @liamhayes854 Год назад

    22:20 I swear I almost pissed my pant in laughter from this scene 🤣🤣 Keep it up man!!

  • @diet7418
    @diet7418 Год назад

    I can’t wait till blazed and lucky llama are rulers of the world

  • @chaseharvey126
    @chaseharvey126 Год назад +1

    Blazed honestly I'm drunk cause it's my birthday and I just got home.. but you're a real one, man. You're gonna have B-illions of followers one day. Keep on keeping on my dude.

  • @the-potato-warrior
    @the-potato-warrior Год назад

    Legit. Dishwashers set the pace for the restaurant. Not only are you washing, you’re stocking lines and helping out on the line during rushes. A garbage disher can ruin a shift

  • @ChaseR09
    @ChaseR09 Год назад

    I love how Blazed always pronounces things wrong Shy LaBeouf 😂

  • @Jayoint
    @Jayoint Год назад

    Lol we called dishwashing - Aquatic Engineer. Gotta have fun in the restaurant biz cause it can definitely get super stressful with the rushing type atmosphere.

  • @revoland2026
    @revoland2026 Год назад

    27:47 that pushup was harder than taking oil rig

  • @IllegalPrescription
    @IllegalPrescription Год назад

    40:35 That ShivFPS cosplay 🤣🤣🤣

  • @orcristghost3204
    @orcristghost3204 Год назад

    A laundry doer? I believe it's called a washing machine 💀

  • @Gullfisken89
    @Gullfisken89 Год назад

    Turrents, Sumbarines, and now American theme song. Blazed is a poet fr fr

  • @iccohban
    @iccohban Год назад

    I love that one : Underwater Ceramic Technician. Priceless

  • @CXNTY1
    @CXNTY1 Год назад

    Man I haven’t heard the term “underwater ceramic technician” for a long time 😂

  • @sethgoulet4410
    @sethgoulet4410 Год назад

    To do list flashing was comedic gold lol

  • @Jimmyjohnjoseph.
    @Jimmyjohnjoseph. Год назад

    Blazed definitely gets his mammy to do his washing 😂😂 just know he doesn’t sit there for hours

  • @Deano3107
    @Deano3107 Год назад

    To be honest, gotta love watching blaze when I’m getting blazed

  • @anthonydew8244
    @anthonydew8244 Год назад

    At 22:20 that shit made me laugh so hard I nearly shit myself 🤣🤣

  • @el-creeper9001
    @el-creeper9001 Год назад +1

    We miss the Gollum voice for Llama

  • @manicdepressive
    @manicdepressive Год назад

    Editing went crazy on this video

  • @cryofsolace4840
    @cryofsolace4840 Год назад

    if he's serious about how much he enjoyed washing dishes that's unironically the realest shit he'll ever say in his life

    • @Blazedrust
      @Blazedrust  Год назад

      Nah I actually really loved it lol

  • @mattycottam4080
    @mattycottam4080 Год назад

    47:38 “cussy” mmm that cussy got me acting up

  • @theebonquiqui5927
    @theebonquiqui5927 Год назад +1

    watching while poopin approved video blazed classic

  • @sollybrown8217
    @sollybrown8217 Год назад +1

    Good vid. The train bit was beautiful

  • @JamesBrunerkeablewine
    @JamesBrunerkeablewine Год назад

    Underwater ceramic technician - dishwasher. LOL I was a Product placement specialist - stocker for years.

  • @dingojohnsonn5056
    @dingojohnsonn5056 Год назад

    Create a dishwashing training course that you can sell to companies. You can create a coalition of dishwashers and develop certifications that will prove one’s abilities match or exceed national average.

  • @MikeCupit
    @MikeCupit Год назад

    I think overuse of bruh is a telltale sign of unintelligence

  • @-Jkrsz-
    @-Jkrsz- Год назад +1

    I would wanna go to the cosmodrome thingy, cuz if the people that's protect that place find u u go to jail for like 15 years lolol

  • @Honeycawt
    @Honeycawt Год назад

    I love how smug this dude is lmao he said “that’s where y’all smoke right” when asked ab nightmare blunt roto

  • @MRbigBearJR
    @MRbigBearJR Год назад +1

    Bro legit said “ Americas theme song” 😂😂

  • @ryanqwest
    @ryanqwest Год назад +5

    I've watched the video 2 and a half times . Its a certified blazed classic

  • @jaysmac
    @jaysmac Год назад +1

    damn the kid who was accusing you of cheating was more irritating than the cheater.

  • @kimbo8747
    @kimbo8747 Год назад +2

    I watched this video 22 times and I can confirm he did win the impossible fight

  • @Joffy
    @Joffy Год назад +1

    Enamoured with the fact that Blazed has 142,000 subscribers on youtube and cannot get his hands on a washer and dryer.

  • @Sliders989
    @Sliders989 Год назад +1

    Another janeth stream would be POG

  • @adensoler9839
    @adensoler9839 Год назад +2

    The stream with Janeth last night was tooo good

  • @caydence9970
    @caydence9970 Год назад

    45:00 bro turned into Mike tyson😭

  • @3th4n86
    @3th4n86 Год назад

    Blazed goes to the damn laundromat like it’s 1984

  • @splick718
    @splick718 Год назад

    That 360 screaming eoka play was funny

  • @bradleybeasley9908
    @bradleybeasley9908 Год назад +6

    Thank you for uploading so much blazed it really makes my day when you out spoon uploades

  • @sheesh-ln5kv
    @sheesh-ln5kv Год назад

    Every time I hear we're playing with lucky lamma I know the vid is going to be crazy

  • @sleepybuck3y3s21
    @sleepybuck3y3s21 Год назад

    Blaze : What is that American theme song.
    Blaze : Plays the national anthem.

  • @ooohhbillly7556
    @ooohhbillly7556 Год назад +1

    I can’t believe that we live in a world where anybody would look at that intro title and decide to put it into a video after editing.

  • @jwhiteside
    @jwhiteside Год назад

    Lmao at 10:10when you were doorcamping that was me raiding

  • @NaKiriAi
    @NaKiriAi Год назад

    10:25 he fumbled so hard he turned into spoon

  • @dyland1286
    @dyland1286 Год назад

    blazed is one of those passengers 13:30

  • @seanwilson2512
    @seanwilson2512 Год назад

    Like the blazed font intro with music ❤

  • @Taintlessdisc
    @Taintlessdisc Год назад +1

    "Join the army use code blaze for 10% your tour of duty" 😆

  • @adrenaline6162
    @adrenaline6162 Год назад

    The to-do list makes this video so good.

  • @stuckoncod
    @stuckoncod Год назад +1

    I miss the llama voiceover for chat😢

  • @obsidiancrow450
    @obsidiancrow450 Год назад

    you're 100% right about elderly drivers though. they need to retest around 65 or 70

  • @FreyyaSM
    @FreyyaSM Год назад

    blazed giving boat base a new meaning

  • @cadedelossantos1781
    @cadedelossantos1781 Год назад

    Editor was working for that check

  • @Chaotecsix
    @Chaotecsix Год назад

    "underwater ceramic technician" 10/10

  • @prasanthreddy9629
    @prasanthreddy9629 Год назад

    13:02
    Everytime blazed says " like " and i get a dollar
    I still wouldn't be millionaire, but holy sh!t
    I was rolling on my bed

  • @loselogic1468
    @loselogic1468 Год назад +1

    Holy shit the editing was so good on this episode

  • @mattwyckoff9123
    @mattwyckoff9123 Год назад

    WOW 1 MINUTE IN AND ITS A CERTIFIED BLAZED CLASSIC.

  • @Jon-ft7mv
    @Jon-ft7mv Год назад

    i was a dishwasher at iHop back when i was younger, was amazing besides the pay. such a mind numbing task you can just zone out on for 8 hours.

  • @sashaspano588
    @sashaspano588 Год назад

    loving the classic blazed intro graphics

  • @wout9748
    @wout9748 Год назад

    22:23 best moment in video till now lol 🤣