I infiltrated the mafia and THIS happened..

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  • Опубликовано: 24 дек 2024

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  • @FabianChills
    @FabianChills 4 года назад +4044

    I was gonna drink water but I miss-calculated the distance to my mouth & accidentally poured it over my shirt I am so sad i have just wasted perfectly *fresh ice cold water*

    • @ModestPelican
      @ModestPelican  4 года назад +1100

      dam what a waste i'm crying and shaking irl rn

    • @pabloesco-sk1fy
      @pabloesco-sk1fy 4 года назад +221

      @@ModestPelican top ten saddest moments in anime history

    • @knokkeldoom
      @knokkeldoom 4 года назад +77

      I feel that, i hope you have a speedy recovery!

    • @potatonn
      @potatonn 4 года назад +44

      Press f to pay respects

    • @foo4194
      @foo4194 4 года назад +21

      @@ModestPelican Stop cryn and shakeys 😔

  • @stephenohrn
    @stephenohrn 4 года назад +422

    My best friend was in the hospital suffering mass blood loss. They hooked him up with an IV bag full of blood. When the doctors weren’t looking I replaced the blood with water. Now my friend is so hydrated he’s just standing there... doing nothing

    • @bigdino6482
      @bigdino6482 4 года назад +17

      Big brain

    • @uncleben7306
      @uncleben7306 4 года назад +11

      I think it wasn't enough water

    • @josephbailey8901
      @josephbailey8901 4 года назад +9

      Try mixing the water into the blood. Doctors might not notice

    • @g3ar75
      @g3ar75 4 года назад +3

      This really helps spread the good word of this channel

  • @jpmorg5505
    @jpmorg5505 4 года назад +860

    This game take place only 20 years after the end of Red Dead Redemption 1, technology is crazy

    • @Fulllife3.2
      @Fulllife3.2 4 года назад +88

      16 years after if you count the epilogue.

    • @joeyburch6626
      @joeyburch6626 4 года назад +103

      Yeah never thought about this. So little time for so much advancement

    • @Pusfilth
      @Pusfilth 4 года назад +32

      Different place in the world 🌍

    • @joelkosinski330
      @joelkosinski330 4 года назад +31

      Western civilization is incredible

    • @joelkosinski330
      @joelkosinski330 4 года назад +24

      @Ahmed Tupajic oh yeah, no one will deny that ancient China and the Arabian empire made massive contributions, but cars and electricity and such have all been American creations/discovery’s. As well as the skyscrapers that make up said giant cities.

  • @tdore1267
    @tdore1267 4 года назад +541

    “They resolved the matter with facts word and a pump action shotgun”

    • @calciumcosmos5991
      @calciumcosmos5991 4 года назад +14

      I don't want to be a funbum, but you said the quote wrong

    • @tdore1267
      @tdore1267 4 года назад +2

      Ok then

    • @TacoJK
      @TacoJK 4 года назад +4

      Sounds very america to me.

    • @tdore1267
      @tdore1267 4 года назад +1

      Yes, yes it does

    • @yourfriend8052
      @yourfriend8052 4 года назад +1

      Ya em an hooman i qwote goooooooodd.

  • @jeesuschrist8810
    @jeesuschrist8810 4 года назад +1042

    I love how modest pelican is actualy trying to take over the world

    • @ModestPelican
      @ModestPelican  4 года назад +235

      ty mate

    • @jeesuschrist8810
      @jeesuschrist8810 4 года назад +23

      Omg u actualy replied

    • @benblaske2699
      @benblaske2699 4 года назад +17

      That profile picture shouldn’t be anywhere near the #1 Christian Music RUclips Channel

    • @jeesuschrist8810
      @jeesuschrist8810 4 года назад +8

      @@benblaske2699 ill change it

    • @Sir.Craze-
      @Sir.Craze- 4 года назад +4

      I like how modest world is trying to pelican the take over...
      ...don't ask. I'm *this* close to figuring it out myself...
      🎩👌

  • @lewiscv9901
    @lewiscv9901 4 года назад +123

    We should start a petition to name the Pacific Ocean the Pelican Ocean as this will really help spread the good word of your channel

    • @shadeslayer-9113
      @shadeslayer-9113 4 года назад

      This channel sucks. Imagine reading a script off a piece of paper and getting praised for it.

    • @soughtsdad6628
      @soughtsdad6628 4 года назад

      Did you have premarital eye contact with Sarah, Eeww

    • @thewalnut4017
      @thewalnut4017 4 года назад

      @@shadeslayer-9113 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHJHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • @smartstudyingdoggo9031
      @smartstudyingdoggo9031 3 года назад

      @@shadeslayer-9113 A script that he wrote

  • @patrickbliss6970
    @patrickbliss6970 4 года назад +433

    Yes I love that he has posted today I needed this

  • @dylanwhitson2607
    @dylanwhitson2607 4 года назад +18

    "Start a protest outside your local zoo until they replace all of the birds with pelicans as anything else is just a trash bird. As this really helps spread the word of my channel"

  • @ragingoaktree
    @ragingoaktree 4 года назад +513

    Pelican: gets revolver
    Also pelican: a yes the good old ray gun

  • @a3511a
    @a3511a 4 года назад +1

    I’m so happy you posted a mafia vid. This game keeps me hydrated

  • @johnthompson5466
    @johnthompson5466 4 года назад +230

    i love how he is so serious when he makes his videos it makes me ant too drink more water

  • @carlwheezer2766
    @carlwheezer2766 4 года назад +8

    I love how the Don takes the moral high ground then sends you to murder anyone who minorly inconvenienced him

  • @Cringey2384
    @Cringey2384 4 года назад +127

    I just burned down my local Walmart for not having any water edit:the news just said "a local Walmart burned down hundreds dead thousands happy" as she walks away with a fully loaded m16 with modest pelican on the side thank you for making water a useful tool that we use in are every day lives

  • @chiffer1787
    @chiffer1787 4 года назад +10

    Fun fact: modest pelican actually invented water. Thank him, for he has saved us from dehydration

  • @MrPickle-wj4se
    @MrPickle-wj4se 4 года назад +360

    Fun Factoid: If pelicans don’t drink enough water they explode

    • @ModestPelican
      @ModestPelican  4 года назад +119

      true

    • @loganc5376
      @loganc5376 4 года назад +20

      @@ModestPelican its true because it happened to my mother who was a pelican

    • @polarcallum4691
      @polarcallum4691 4 года назад +8

      @@loganc5376 that tnt came in handy serves her right for not drinking water

    • @tommymount5709
      @tommymount5709 4 года назад +3

      Can confirm

    • @impoppyyy6143
      @impoppyyy6143 4 года назад +2

      @@loganc5376 ah if it isn't Lesta da Molesta

  • @PelicanMafia
    @PelicanMafia 4 года назад +36

    Modest Pelican Gaming: Plays "MAFIA"
    Me: Pelican Mafia
    I'm Starting to see something here👀

  • @FabianChills
    @FabianChills 4 года назад +1736

    can u snort water

  • @thatcherlowney4400
    @thatcherlowney4400 4 года назад +7

    3:54 first time i full on Laughed from a modest pelican joke not just a chuckle

    • @xxsmokerxx6477
      @xxsmokerxx6477 2 месяца назад

      You laughed at this joke? Your brain must be pretty smooth

  • @thewalrus148
    @thewalrus148 4 года назад +203

    Daily Walrus quote
    Thou who don’t stay hydrated shan’t be welcome into the gates of heaven” Pelican 3:16 Walrus bible verse 1

    • @ModestPelican
      @ModestPelican  4 года назад +89

      wise words Walrus man

    • @geoshire69
      @geoshire69 4 года назад +3

      amen

    • @RealMomar27
      @RealMomar27 4 года назад

      Interesting, tell me more about your religion.

    • @kamo808
      @kamo808 4 года назад +2

      Ha Ha Walrus Man fat

    • @thewalrus148
      @thewalrus148 4 года назад +1

      Momarthings
      Church of the Big Fat Walrus is a religion based around or lord and saviour big fatty walrus
      The church of the big fat walrus is a safe haven to all beings
      The walrus bible says only 1 law
      You can do anything as long as it doesn’t hurt others or yourself
      For example
      Not drinking Water and staying properly hydrated is a detriment to you’re health, which is why you would not be allowed into walrus heaven

  • @a3511a
    @a3511a 4 года назад +3

    This remaster deserves all the awards

  • @primicerius
    @primicerius 4 года назад +187

    Whenever this man uploads it's magical. I am changing my name to modest pelican gaming to spread the word of this channel.

  • @SouthernBornSenders
    @SouthernBornSenders 3 года назад +6

    Modest Pelican feels happier and much much more excited to see a guy get hydrated than hit with a bat

  • @krishcshah
    @krishcshah 4 года назад +415

    "It's almost as if the MAFIA are dishonest people"
    -Modest Pelican Gaming

  • @HoltAircraft
    @HoltAircraft 2 года назад +4

    "facts, logic and a pump action shot gun" best negotiating tactic ever

  • @David-gx4qi
    @David-gx4qi 4 года назад +147

    I was listing to cardi bs hit song ”water all pelicans” when I got the notification for this video

    • @ModestPelican
      @ModestPelican  4 года назад +57

      heck yea gamer

    • @needy2236
      @needy2236 4 года назад +5

      Modest Pelican Gaming
      Language man
      The kids are watching trying to stay well hydrated

    • @sirgideonofnir5270
      @sirgideonofnir5270 4 года назад +1

      I just got it

  • @maxhoward2454
    @maxhoward2454 4 года назад +1

    Wow ur my favourite RUclipsr and if you continue this series it will become my favourite series on RUclips ever
    (Stay hydrated)

  • @cruzacers3447
    @cruzacers3447 4 года назад +74

    My friends weren’t drinking water, so I threw them in a bucket of water with no exit. Gotta stay hydrated!

    • @ModestPelican
      @ModestPelican  4 года назад +24

      nicely done

    • @0Iive
      @0Iive 4 года назад +5

      How small are your friends

    • @cruzacers3447
      @cruzacers3447 4 года назад

      Modest Pelican Gaming bro ur my fav

  • @justinmabb1997
    @justinmabb1997 4 года назад +1

    I can't get enough of your videos they make my day 😂😂😂

  • @nuggs6150
    @nuggs6150 4 года назад +119

    When you so early you can’t see the ‘first’ comments

  • @alikschneider3697
    @alikschneider3697 4 года назад +2

    Please more of that mafia content, when a part 2 follows I'll promise I'm gonna stay hydrated

  • @mrbiscuits001
    @mrbiscuits001 4 года назад +10

    I just named my my minecraft dog marto in memoriam for stealtho Marto’s day Z
    and I’m glad to say that he is very hydrated
    I hope your proud papa peli 😊

  • @luke2291
    @luke2291 4 года назад +1

    Dude your comedic timing is gold

  • @lucwijngaard8413
    @lucwijngaard8413 4 года назад +13

    This game is beautiful and reminds me of the fact that L.A. Noire (which is also historic only AFTER the 2nd world war) deserves a sequel. The thing with these games in the city is that there's not as many little creeks as in Red Dead Redemption 2 for example where you can easily rehydrate yourself....

  • @moocow6676
    @moocow6676 4 года назад +2

    It was so lucky that you uploaded today as I was in a really bad mood today but you brightened my day, thanks for that man!

  • @Sir.Craze-
    @Sir.Craze- 4 года назад +61

    "the Mafia? Dishonest?"
    **Pulls out full money clip and pistol**
    "How much is it gonna cost for you to have never said that"
    🎩👌

  • @up_rizing263
    @up_rizing263 2 года назад +1

    "Maybe later we can go and vote together. Oh wait, you don't have rights yet." Next thing you know, he'll cut her off in a cutscenes XD

  • @Jay-vq5wc
    @Jay-vq5wc 4 года назад +173

    My mum decided to drink wine so I smack he in face because she wasn’t drinking that good good h2o she currently beating me but that’s okay

    • @ModestPelican
      @ModestPelican  4 года назад +67

      you're a great son mate.

    • @dipperrecords
      @dipperrecords 4 года назад +3

      @@ModestPelican i agree. She sounds like she needs some more fresh sea salt infested water

    • @0Iive
      @0Iive 4 года назад +5

      That explains the typos

    • @Jay-vq5wc
      @Jay-vq5wc 4 года назад +2

      Music and Games yes indeed

    • @Jay-vq5wc
      @Jay-vq5wc 4 года назад

      Music and Games 😂 mint she’s stop she’s getting the axe no but she drank the salt

  • @reesenkayalsum1461
    @reesenkayalsum1461 4 года назад +1

    Rename this game to the pelicarnos. Cuz pelicans are awesome. The policy is stay hydrated or die. Love the content modest pelican gaming ❤️

  • @kanyimwai9917
    @kanyimwai9917 4 года назад +45

    'Hi lads and lasses modest pelican here, if you ever attend a wedding when the conductor asks if anyone opposes the marriage, say that the groom isn't subscribed to modest pelican and watch the woman turn into a runaway bride. as this really helps spread the good word of my channel'

  • @orancallaghan8493
    @orancallaghan8493 4 года назад +1

    Seeing a new modest pelican video come up always brings a smile to my face

  • @broplaybro01
    @broplaybro01 4 года назад +20

    My teacher wasn't drinking enough water so I decided to make a presentation about how important hydration is. She gave me an F- for it so I punched her right in the face and turned the F- into an A+ before she reawakened. My friends then asked me where I learned this trick from and I told them to subscribe to Modest Pelican gaming.

  • @mamesjaunsell6467
    @mamesjaunsell6467 4 года назад +3

    Thanks for getting me through tough times Peli.
    My grandmother passed away last week. I reckon it was from dehydration. I tried to help by filling her drip with High Quality H2O but it obviously wasn’t enough. They say it was blood poisoning, but I think we all know they’re just trying to cover up for their mistakes.

  • @archiebyrne5779
    @archiebyrne5779 4 года назад +5

    My mate wasn't staying hydrated so I put a towel on their face and poured water on it. They were so mesmerised by the holy water they fell asleep, they still haven't woken up yet, I'm so proud of them.

  • @mintedropz1776
    @mintedropz1776 4 года назад +1

    What a great video! Would love to see more mafia on the channel, perhaps all of the series too! Keep it up big fella

  • @theascendantgaming9575
    @theascendantgaming9575 4 года назад +53

    last time i was this early was a dehydrated mallacker

    • @j8mie007
      @j8mie007 4 года назад +2

      I bet you don't even know the meaning of the word or what country it originated from considering malaka is one of the most simple word to spell

    • @Arctix11
      @Arctix11 4 месяца назад

      ​@@j8mie007 Word is from Greece and yes this guy is a malaka

  • @nathandavis2303
    @nathandavis2303 4 года назад +2

    I really enjoyed this video, almost as much as I enjoy staying hydrated

  • @jhitter9513
    @jhitter9513 4 года назад +14

    Guys I calculated the perfect amount of water in my cup

    • @Enclave2284
      @Enclave2284 4 года назад +2

      Is the perfect amount infinite amounts of water

  • @ashdenspeight6549
    @ashdenspeight6549 4 года назад +2

    He actually knows what hes talking about with racing i love it😂

  • @masterofpuppets2967
    @masterofpuppets2967 4 года назад +4

    When peli hits 1mil it's gonna be a serious hydration session

  • @domwee1400
    @domwee1400 4 года назад

    Hey Peli I really enjoyed this video. pls continue this series

  • @theskiesahead795
    @theskiesahead795 3 года назад +4

    4:55 Paulie may not be a horse. But he sure is a fine stallion worthy of being ridden

  • @lucar3620
    @lucar3620 4 года назад +2

    Honestly so proud of the message delivered by this video , frequent H2o consumption could save the planet one day. I once saw a man choking on something so I gave him a cold glass of water and he enjoyed it so much that he just laid down in pleasure, what a nice guy

  • @williamg9857
    @williamg9857 4 года назад +25

    I was intressted in buying the game and testing it out but clearly it is for a more mature audience. They just had to put in a "cuddle scene".

    • @chuckfinley4295
      @chuckfinley4295 4 года назад +1

      What game is this

    • @williamg9857
      @williamg9857 4 года назад +10

      @@chuckfinley4295 pretty sure it is tetris remastered

    • @vrish1420
      @vrish1420 3 года назад

      @@chuckfinley4295 mafia de

  • @manuelcandia1940
    @manuelcandia1940 4 года назад

    finally! i was waiting for you to play it cause you're the only funny youtuber i can find who plays these games

  • @joesteezyyy
    @joesteezyyy 4 года назад +9

    I had to spill my water to watch this

  • @notFideos
    @notFideos 4 года назад +1

    hey papa peli i’m glad you posted today, going through some tough times. stay hydrated and classy!

  • @meatymartin2186
    @meatymartin2186 4 года назад +22

    Intro idea "go back in time and turn eve into a pelican so everyone will now be half pelican".
    Or something around thoses lines

  • @RickAshley
    @RickAshley 4 года назад

    This is the funniest video I have seen on your channel so far. Well done.

  • @bsfa69
    @bsfa69 4 года назад +9

    So today my sister dumped her water of the deck because, " I did not want to finish it." so like any reasonable person I threw her off the deck. Now I'm in prison for 10 years for murder.

  • @zayed212
    @zayed212 4 года назад +1

    It’s always good to make sure even the mafia stays hydrated

  • @s.s.productions
    @s.s.productions 4 года назад +4

    Thank you for the entertaining video and for letting me know that one of my favorite games has been fully remade and looks awesome. I am excited to replay it with the more modern graphics. Cheers, mate!

  • @pamregan4899
    @pamregan4899 4 года назад +1

    Really hoping this is a full series

  • @kayleewayleee
    @kayleewayleee 4 года назад +5

    my baby brother was drinking milk instead of water so i threw him in the pool. seems like he’s enjoying finally being hydrated.

  • @felito21
    @felito21 4 года назад +1

    Did i... Did I just heard a Formula 1 joke on this beautiful channel?
    That's it, this channel is my favorite. I'm gonna go ahead and promote your channel.

  • @zmachris
    @zmachris 4 года назад +6

    “Thanks my g, man a real one no cap”

  • @jasontaylor4802
    @jasontaylor4802 2 года назад

    "Maybe we can go and vote together. Oh wait, you can't do that yet" hahahahaha I am deceased rofl

  • @BW00D-07
    @BW00D-07 4 года назад +5

    Stay sufficiently hydrated at all times.

    • @Nep01
      @Nep01 4 года назад

      agreed

  • @m7solos35
    @m7solos35 4 года назад

    First video I’ve seen of yours in almost 4 months. The RUclips stories brought me back. Love you, Peli.

  • @burgermuncher8985
    @burgermuncher8985 4 года назад +4

    9:47 how could you! Look at all that moisture coming off that guy's head that's gonna take a lot of water to fix it

  • @undercover9515
    @undercover9515 4 года назад +1

    Play more of this Peli, and get yourself hydrated!

  • @ashtonanderson1747
    @ashtonanderson1747 4 года назад +4

    I would be fine with a world controlled by modest pelican

  • @1701Q
    @1701Q 4 года назад

    Oh wait, you don't have rights yet. XD had me in tears. 🤣 Bro I ove you.

  • @HalfModest
    @HalfModest 4 года назад +3

    Just played through this game. The race is so hard lmao.

    • @JustThatOneDude197
      @JustThatOneDude197 4 года назад

      Lol I don't remember any of this.... Wtf mafia's did I play? 🤔 Hahahaha

  • @maxpayne69.
    @maxpayne69. 4 года назад

    "nobody messes with my silver medal"🤣
    This line was golden!

  • @danieloray5649
    @danieloray5649 4 года назад +6

    Pro tip: if you murder someone do it with an icicle that way it is a hydrated murder and the murder weapon will eventually melt and disappear completely

  • @domonator5000
    @domonator5000 4 года назад +1

    So glad they remastered such a classic game

  • @wannabeproductors5166
    @wannabeproductors5166 4 года назад +4

    The fighting looks just like yakuza

  • @grayclay462
    @grayclay462 2 года назад

    "They resolved the matter with facts, logic, and a pump-action shotgun." Relatable.

  • @Syn54pred182
    @Syn54pred182 4 года назад +3

    HYDRATE. In the 1930s

  • @miir736
    @miir736 4 года назад +1

    Ye na ye na ye na Ye na ye na ye na Ye na ye na ye na
    - catchy

  • @ATaylor_1275
    @ATaylor_1275 4 года назад +3

    Can’t wait for him to play watch dogs legion

  • @aniandmay1602
    @aniandmay1602 4 года назад

    I'm glad that those burning adolescents were sufficiently hydrated at the end by the rain

  • @TheOnlyTaps
    @TheOnlyTaps 4 года назад +3

    Love the people around you, and cherish the moments you get to spend with them
    ¡Peace, love and more life to everyone out there, stay safe! 👊🏿🙏🏿❤️

  • @frostaussiestingr1418
    @frostaussiestingr1418 4 года назад +1

    Why am I so amazed by this game

  • @yoatemybeans4164
    @yoatemybeans4164 4 года назад +5

    Finally he remembered his RUclips password

    • @Nep01
      @Nep01 4 года назад

      bro it was like a week

  • @bigmonkeyman45
    @bigmonkeyman45 4 года назад

    Ah finally I can enjoy the best moment of the day, watching my favourite chrisitian music RUclipsr with a glass of cold tap water.

  • @Aaron-oy1nk
    @Aaron-oy1nk 4 года назад +16

    "God this conservativeness is hot as hell". Says this while supporting communism which is as far left as you can go on the political spectrum.

  • @ChamaUFC300
    @ChamaUFC300 3 года назад

    What a great remaster loved this story i started at mafia 2 so this remaster was very much needed

  • @lindenromano1121
    @lindenromano1121 4 года назад

    Dude you should make this a series it’s fire

  • @liamchapman605
    @liamchapman605 4 года назад +1

    I swear mate you’re videos always crack me up especially if I’m having a shit day, thank you so much for doin what you do

  • @brendandarling9604
    @brendandarling9604 4 года назад

    Your videos really help with my depression thank you so much!

  • @dlew3624
    @dlew3624 4 года назад

    B- for papa peli on this adventure. Not enough violence and too little hydrating. Unless molotov cocktails count as hydrating .. then you get a B+. More mafia vids please, 😂

  • @lazerduck1279
    @lazerduck1279 4 года назад +1

    ‘This is off topic but when Wilson from cast away got lost I cryd 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @ontheotherhand6490
    @ontheotherhand6490 4 года назад

    Man this video made the week, daily dose of pelicans necessary

  • @thenitebeast7511
    @thenitebeast7511 4 года назад

    Interesting fact: comrade esputin drank plenty of watered down vodka, this proves he stayed well hydrated

  • @tatendachilongo7427
    @tatendachilongo7427 3 года назад

    Fedora 1890 : respect
    Fedora 2021 : dum platepus kicking wired pharmacist

  • @llamasquad87
    @llamasquad87 2 месяца назад

    Bro I know this is like 4 years old but I am hooked to your channel lol 🤣 especially papa peli with Wolfy lol 😂

  • @LoneDrifter28
    @LoneDrifter28 4 года назад

    love you modest pelican you’ll be at 1 mil in no time

  • @milankonar8709
    @milankonar8709 4 года назад

    Im doing field work rn and I've got another 9 hours left, im binge watching papa peli and modest pelican

  • @Godric_71
    @Godric_71 2 года назад

    "Nobody disrespects my silver medal."
    😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂