101 Wacky Kid Jokes part 2

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  • Опубликовано: 16 ноя 2024

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  • @bendonnelly690
    @bendonnelly690 7 лет назад +290

    "Who is the exchange between ? That might help us"
    "Libby and Bryan"
    "Okay, so that doesn't help us.."

  • @Luckyfoxoval78
    @Luckyfoxoval78 7 лет назад +347

    "A real turkey, I can't believe I sat through it a second time." will be my go-to review for anything from now on.

    • @flappy_meal_3214
      @flappy_meal_3214 2 года назад +11

      It sounds like something David Lynch would say

  • @oldmoviemusic
    @oldmoviemusic 2 года назад +96

    The 101 Wacky Kids Jokes series is like a hidden task in a video game, only the most dedicated RLM fans will find it.

    • @simple-human-being
      @simple-human-being Год назад +2

      5 years into watching them weekly (maybe daily...) and I JUST found this series

  • @Leon-kt8ru
    @Leon-kt8ru 8 лет назад +2299

    Dad : Son why did you have sex with that man?
    Son : Sorry I wasn't thinking straight.

    • @NotAFakeName1
      @NotAFakeName1 8 лет назад +105

      You deserve a medal.

    • @batfreeze56
      @batfreeze56 7 лет назад +40

      I'm writing this shit down

    • @AwesomeMooseSmile
      @AwesomeMooseSmile 6 лет назад +13

      Leon 6:08

    • @videogamenostalgia
      @videogamenostalgia 11 месяцев назад +4

      Dad : Son why did you have sex with that man?
      Son : Dad the accident was 11 years ago. You have to let me go. Let my spirit rest.

  • @Kuupoju
    @Kuupoju 10 лет назад +216

    The ending is a perfect example why Rich Evans is my favorite actor working today. The part is dark and requires him to go places, which he does, no questions asked. He really taps into something raw and primal and he scares me. He's ruined me for actors who don't scare me. When his sci-fi vehicle Spehs Cup is released the guy's going global and at that point there's no stopping him.

    • @Calebchads
      @Calebchads 2 года назад +1

      What did I just read? 😆😆

    • @Omabatfartsbruh
      @Omabatfartsbruh 2 года назад +2

      merry christmas guys! it's me, rich evans!

  • @OpinionVille
    @OpinionVille 10 лет назад +408

    Just proves that RL Stine's scariest books for children were his joke books.

    • @DecayConstant
      @DecayConstant 10 лет назад +45

      John Glenn Productions Jovial Bob Stine and R.L. Stine are, indeed, the same person.

    • @AlexanderHarris
      @AlexanderHarris 10 лет назад +41

      Damn, this video was funnier when I thought the book was written by right-wing nut-job and Ferris Bueller star Ben Stein.

  • @shingenkiamiright
    @shingenkiamiright 8 лет назад +1256

    we have to shut the cameras off
    *we have to shut the cameras off*

    • @Muffinfordinner
      @Muffinfordinner 8 лет назад +122

      Mike was very concerned about his friend.

    • @starsiegeplayer
      @starsiegeplayer 7 лет назад +37

      The jokes broke Rich Evans!

    • @Mkdproductions101
      @Mkdproductions101 7 лет назад +56

      we have to shut the cameras off

    • @willmcewan0202
      @willmcewan0202 6 лет назад +20

      *I think rich evans there's something wrong with h*

    • @flaviusandrade
      @flaviusandrade 3 года назад +6

      I would prefer a 10-15 minute uncut version of Rich Evans crying his heart out.

  • @pkmovies92
    @pkmovies92 10 лет назад +350

    Urehatt - The best joke ever created by a human.

    • @rmyoung87
      @rmyoung87 10 лет назад +61

      Except for the bagpipes

    • @bk138gt6
      @bk138gt6 7 лет назад +25

      pkmovies92 which the new Ghostbusters movie seems to have stolen for their "My cat/Mike Hat" stupid terrible bit

    • @lukec1471
      @lukec1471 3 года назад +7

      The ancestor of updog, ligma, dragon, etc

    • @BodyheadPictures
      @BodyheadPictures Месяц назад

      Das Urhatt

  • @27182818284590452354
    @27182818284590452354 6 лет назад +92

    The real purpose of that book is to teach kids to appreciate their dads' jokes by lowering the baseline.

  • @jasonseipler2665
    @jasonseipler2665 5 лет назад +323

    "I'm glad I wasn't born in France."
    "Why?"
    "Because then I'd be French."

  • @Spindles15
    @Spindles15 9 лет назад +481

    Did mike and rich fall through a goodwill?

  • @JudasPriest9878
    @JudasPriest9878 10 лет назад +530

    >tfw you will never comfort Rich Evans in his time of need

    • @bigbodge
      @bigbodge 3 года назад +20

      Born too late to comfort Rich Evans in his time of need
      Born too early for Rich Evans to comfort you in your time of need

  • @Entertainment0720
    @Entertainment0720 3 года назад +66

    "Can we hurry this along, I have a flight to catch." and the joke from an early BOTW where Mike similarly says he's illegally parked always get me

  • @KermitTheFrogHere
    @KermitTheFrogHere 10 лет назад +1188

    A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

    • @Mick_92
      @Mick_92 5 лет назад +93

      What's so funny about Mike's personal life?

    • @GoriguiMonke
      @GoriguiMonke 5 лет назад +7

      AHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHA

    • @weldin
      @weldin 5 лет назад +11

      That’s pretty wacky

    • @KneelB4Bacon
      @KneelB4Bacon 4 года назад +12

      And then a second man walked in a bar. You think the second man would have ducked.

    • @masonthewarriorful
      @masonthewarriorful 4 года назад +3

      No no no you cannot joke about that

  • @abeschreier
    @abeschreier 10 лет назад +226

    i love RedLetter's comedy - its so brilliantly awkward

    • @a54109
      @a54109 7 лет назад +10

      Their film, space cop, is so bad though.

    • @yobig4541
      @yobig4541 3 года назад +13

      @@a54109 how dare you space cop was a master piece and the best movie of all time it took twelve years to make

    • @muhammadrifqi7308
      @muhammadrifqi7308 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@a54109 Wakaliwood, the creators of Who Killed Captain Alex, are big fans of the movie. I'll take their opinion over anybody.

  • @JrIcify
    @JrIcify 10 лет назад +180

    These jokes have cured my mood swings. I now only feel one emotion.

  • @dangerkeith3000
    @dangerkeith3000 6 лет назад +203

    Why did the boy who lost his glasses fall into the well?
    He couldn't see that well.

  • @spooneater9001
    @spooneater9001 10 лет назад +239

    What's the difference between Elliot Rodger and an egg? An egg gets laid before it cracks.

  • @Humdrumble
    @Humdrumble 10 лет назад +204

    Rich has always regretted that he didn't teach his dog to read.

  • @leightonpetty4817
    @leightonpetty4817 2 года назад +17

    I like how Mike’s delivery is flat deadpan and emotionless while Rich feels completely lost with every syllable

  • @echoven
    @echoven 4 года назад +101

    people think rich evans was crying because of the jokes but thats just how he finishes every shoot

    • @julykirkpatrick5357
      @julykirkpatrick5357 Год назад +1

      It’s also how he ends sex with Mike, just more intensely

  • @RockedNet
    @RockedNet 9 лет назад +1352

    If I bring this book to a bar and read it to women will I finally get a girlfriend?

  • @RustyMuck
    @RustyMuck 5 лет назад +62

    This video reminds me of that guy I know who's addicted to brake fluid, he claims he can stop at any time.

  • @TheLastWanderingBard
    @TheLastWanderingBard 9 лет назад +1497

    What's brown and rhymes with snoop?
    Dr Dre

  • @metalgearrrex
    @metalgearrrex 10 лет назад +435

    Owning a copy of Digimon The Movie is understandable, but why do they have two?

    • @NeetGuru007
      @NeetGuru007 10 лет назад +150

      because its twice as good as pokemon

    • @ryanrusso2954
      @ryanrusso2954 10 лет назад +30

      because phuckyooo

    • @hailmary7283
      @hailmary7283 10 лет назад +15

      YSIW Did you get that joke from the wacky kid jokes book?

    • @Tamacat388
      @Tamacat388 10 лет назад +27

      Because there are the two versions of the same movie. Digimon and Summer Wars. HA!

    • @MartKencuda
      @MartKencuda 10 лет назад +75

      So they can watch it twice.

  • @WrathClub
    @WrathClub 9 лет назад +1113

    The part of the beginning is sited by the CEO of Buzzfeed as the inspiration for the website.

  • @Ryanrichey13
    @Ryanrichey13 3 года назад +31

    2:41 Best joke ever; love when Mike cracks up

  • @Humdrumble
    @Humdrumble 10 лет назад +63

    I was really hoping this one would continue from where the last one left off.
    So Mike just reading jokes to an empty chair.

  • @Kleavers
    @Kleavers 10 лет назад +767

    Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

  • @trexation
    @trexation 10 лет назад +37

    "We have to shut the cameras off" made me laugh so fucking hard, I can't breathe.

  • @TheVengefulEagle
    @TheVengefulEagle 10 лет назад +454

    What's brown and sticky?
    A stick.

    • @Kleavers
      @Kleavers 10 лет назад +75

      Anal.

    • @TheVengefulEagle
      @TheVengefulEagle 10 лет назад +16

      Kleavers How inspired...

    • @JaziB
      @JaziB 10 лет назад +1

      oh

    • @TheRookieJoe1
      @TheRookieJoe1 10 лет назад +3

      *padampshhhh*

    • @Farmeryeti
      @Farmeryeti 10 лет назад +9

      ***** What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
      My mom.

  • @shadowprophet88
    @shadowprophet88 9 лет назад +179

    .... I loaned you my sweater?

    • @whodatninja439
      @whodatninja439 9 лет назад +28

      Peter Larson ...What is this man laughing at?

    • @LordMonticrystal
      @LordMonticrystal 7 лет назад +1

      Who Dat Ninja Do you not notice the size difference between the two?

  • @thebigh4752
    @thebigh4752 8 лет назад +213

    Watching this for the third time. Why?
    Because I didn't get it the first two times.

  • @griffindault
    @griffindault 10 лет назад +51

    Sweet Jesus I almost choked to death watching that I was laughing so hard. Its not jokes but fucking perfect execution and delivery.

  • @AnnDVine
    @AnnDVine 10 лет назад +88

    Brian: Hello my book has a defect and I want to return it.
    Bryan: Why?
    Brian: I was promised 101 JOKES!
    Bryan: get the fuck out of my store

    • @NathanRichan
      @NathanRichan 10 лет назад +7

      Why do they have the same name..

    • @AnnDVine
      @AnnDVine 10 лет назад +42

      Nathan Richan I think you will find Brian and Bryan have quite distinctly unique names

    • @NathanRichan
      @NathanRichan 10 лет назад +7

      Andy McAwesome
      Not if you're blind..

    • @WildBluntHickok
      @WildBluntHickok Год назад

      @@NathanRichan It's easy to tell them apart. Bryan has a "why?"

  • @amplitudemaximum6141
    @amplitudemaximum6141 10 лет назад +34

    There's nothing more tragic than to see a grown man crying

  • @BrettsPlay
    @BrettsPlay 8 лет назад +39

    'Jovial Bob Stine' is R.L. Stine of Goosebumps fame, in case anyone was interested.

  • @BlueRator
    @BlueRator 8 лет назад +36

    Is this how Vulcans view humour?

  • @cowgrll
    @cowgrll 8 лет назад +66

    We need 101 parts for the 101 wacky jokes!

  • @ReimuandCirno
    @ReimuandCirno 10 лет назад +18

    Mike did something even the Ultraviolet films could not accomplish: break Rich Evan’s sanity.
    This book possesses a power mortals cannot fathom. If humans could understand it, we would be as gods.

  • @gilliamfan1705
    @gilliamfan1705 7 лет назад +8

    0:37 Of all the times in the history of RLM that Mike has kept a straight face, the sweater remark is what did it.

  • @skittleenjoyer7
    @skittleenjoyer7 9 лет назад +387

    What did Leonard Nimoy tell that taxi driver?
    Nothing because he's dead

    • @SoulerVids
      @SoulerVids 8 лет назад +82

      +WDGcentral0224 If you said "Nothing, he's dead Jim" I would have laughed.

    • @jasonfenton8250
      @jasonfenton8250 7 лет назад +6

      The Wizard Damnit Jim!

    • @OpenMawProductions
      @OpenMawProductions 6 лет назад +5

      You fucked that up.

  • @2ceBorn
    @2ceBorn 10 лет назад +8

    2:10 What a precious sound.

  • @xdeathlyderpx3703
    @xdeathlyderpx3703 8 лет назад +503

    They may have gone too far in a few places.

    • @weldin
      @weldin 5 лет назад +4

      It’s like poetry...
      They rhyme.

    • @ianbeach23
      @ianbeach23 5 лет назад

      Cinestar Productions not all poetry has to rhyme, you know.

    • @weldin
      @weldin 5 лет назад +4

      It does if you're George Lucas

    • @MegaManXPoweredUp
      @MegaManXPoweredUp 4 года назад +1

      Rich Evans is the key to all this.

  • @spidercentz
    @spidercentz 4 года назад +19

    Why did the blind man fall in the well?
    Because he couldn't see that well.

  • @NiftyDev
    @NiftyDev 3 года назад +14

    Its strange to see Mike before his crippling alcohol addiction got to him

    • @obsu
      @obsu 3 месяца назад

      There are RLM fans that consider 2014 pre-alcoholism?

  • @johnsullivanmusic2719
    @johnsullivanmusic2719 10 лет назад +18

    This was RL stines scariest work.

  • @kennethwarring7681
    @kennethwarring7681 10 лет назад +183

    What did the branch say to the tree?
    Nothing. They cannot speak.

    • @Forkez
      @Forkez 9 лет назад +23

      Kenneth Dinkleburg How wood you know?

    • @Forkez
      @Forkez 9 лет назад +18

      Ro man I'm sorry, I just felt like branching out.

    • @PointsofData
      @PointsofData 5 лет назад +2

      @@Forkez goddamnit

  • @aserta
    @aserta 10 лет назад +12

    Probably more actual acting in this short than 9 recent movies altogether.

  • @Number0neSon
    @Number0neSon 10 лет назад +110

    How the hell did that book EVER get published, lol?! Honestly, I'd really like to know.

    • @TriplePalindromous
      @TriplePalindromous 10 лет назад +4

      Why did the chicken cross the road?

    • @suncu91
      @suncu91 10 лет назад +35

      TriplePalindromous Answer: to get to the other side.
      The joke is funny because we all know chickens don't care about reason. For they are Anarchist.

    • @Chico50445
      @Chico50445 10 лет назад +2

      Comeback64 and vines, don't forget vines.

    • @dollenrm
      @dollenrm 7 лет назад +1

      there are thousands of shitty childrens joke books like these

  • @Dontrel3030
    @Dontrel3030 10 лет назад +4

    I think this was from one of these books or something similar but it's one of my favorite jokes it's really stupid but it makes me laugh
    "Why were the elephants in the trees?" "They're masters of stealth." and then twenty or so pages after that;
    "why weren't the elephants at the meeting in the jungle?" "T hey were in the trees."

  • @Tritonite5
    @Tritonite5 7 лет назад +9

    Rich evans despairing at the absurdity of existence will never stop being funny. I'm being totally honest.

  • @borjangagovski6545
    @borjangagovski6545 8 лет назад +340

    Is that 'boys are smarter than girls' joke really in the book?

    • @1ohtaf1
      @1ohtaf1 8 лет назад +98

      Rich changed the punchline.

    • @borjangagovski6545
      @borjangagovski6545 8 лет назад +26

      1ohtaf1 Are you sure? I really want this joke to be in there xD

    • @1ohtaf1
      @1ohtaf1 8 лет назад +186

      Borjan Gagovski Yeah I have the book, the original punchline was, "See what I mean?".

    • @borjangagovski6545
      @borjangagovski6545 8 лет назад +161

      1ohtaf1 ha, oh well, that explains Mike's laughing outburst, he usually only laughs when things really take him by surprise.

  • @geoffelder2236
    @geoffelder2236 3 года назад +9

    I think at the end of the video, Rich was experiencing a bout of PTSD, because the kid jokes reminded him of a simpler time when he was just "Dick The Birthday Boy", long before he would become Mike's favorite torturing toy!

  • @Endocrom
    @Endocrom 3 года назад +3

    Rich is crying because he didn't have a cell phone or some cookies to distract him.

  • @Byrvurra
    @Byrvurra 4 года назад +39

    The Digimon tapes have me thinking about how much anime they get sent by weebs that probably just ends up going straight into the dumpster.

    • @TheSolBlader
      @TheSolBlader 3 года назад +13

      At least they'd end up where they belong

  • @kingofjs
    @kingofjs 5 лет назад +5

    101 Wacky Kid Jokes is just an alternate title to the Necronomicon.

  • @geezdude20
    @geezdude20 10 лет назад +29

    Rich Evans is a National Treasure.

  • @OverlordZero
    @OverlordZero 2 месяца назад +1

    i know what'll cheer Rich Evans up! watching the Christopher Lambert classic flick Fortress, and hey it's right there!

  • @brotherbisquick
    @brotherbisquick 5 лет назад +2

    I can't decide which object represents my life better: the copy of Alien^3 behind Rich's shoulder, or the months-old candy cane on the floor near Mike.

  • @ajpoopieschitz
    @ajpoopieschitz 4 года назад +11

    A horse walks into a bar.
    The Bartender says, "Why the long face?"
    The horse says, "I just found out I have AIDS."

  • @thlifethlife-cf1wc
    @thlifethlife-cf1wc 6 лет назад +10

    Is this from Comic-Con?, it would some what explain why they're dressed as Marty McFly and future Biff.

  • @maxxjapan619
    @maxxjapan619 Год назад +4

    Why is Mike so mean? This elderly diabetic just wanted to read some 101 Wacky Kid Jokes, and Mike made him cry. We need to cancel Mike.

  • @Jeschica
    @Jeschica 3 года назад +3

    0:35 the pure innocent joy on mikes face :,)

  • @Phoolery
    @Phoolery 10 лет назад +126

    A horse walks into a bar. The horse says, "Hey I'll take a beer." The bartender said, "HOLY FUCK A TALKING HORSE!" and then he killed the horse.

    • @joaquinverdun2560
      @joaquinverdun2560 7 лет назад +8

      Phoolery But why?! the horse was innocent. i'm sad now

  • @Termnath
    @Termnath 10 лет назад +27

    Please make this a series!

  • @cgvapors963
    @cgvapors963 4 года назад +3

    OMG, this was so funny! Rich crying at the end was a testament to the genius acting chops of one Rich "Everyman" Evans, The master of all cinema and God-like overlord of RUclips.

  • @Spootnik
    @Spootnik 4 года назад +2

    2 VHS copies of the Digimon movie right next to Soccer Dog. This looks like my bookshelf when I was 10

  • @michaelmyersprimumnonnocere
    @michaelmyersprimumnonnocere 4 года назад +4

    i love G-rated jokes & riddles.
    these jokes are great.
    & you 2 doing the jokes make it 2 times better

  • @Scarfy397
    @Scarfy397 10 лет назад +34

    Three Germans walk into a BAR...

    • @Highfalutinloyd
      @Highfalutinloyd 9 лет назад +5

      Colonel Wilhelm Klink You mean the gun? Like, they stumbled into the side of a BAR? I mean, I could see how that could be funny...three Germans stumbling and tripping over a gun.

  • @NothingThatObvious
    @NothingThatObvious 9 лет назад +26

    "It's on my head."
    Oh fuck why was that so funny

  • @torpedo35
    @torpedo35 10 лет назад +10

    Somewhere in space Rick Berman is laughing his ass off.

  • @bradleybindle6428
    @bradleybindle6428 6 лет назад +6

    If the studio ever floods, Richard would be ready for it. Why is he wearing a life vest?

  • @DecayConstant
    @DecayConstant 10 лет назад +3

    The scariest reaction R.L. Stein ever produced.

  • @MateuszSkutnik
    @MateuszSkutnik 10 лет назад +5

    Stop the press.
    That rhinoceros joke was fucking brilliant. :D

  • @AwesomeMooseSmile
    @AwesomeMooseSmile 6 лет назад +9

    What did the orphan get for his birthday?
    Very hungry.

  • @MonsterJail
    @MonsterJail 10 лет назад +12

    'I don't think I'll get to school on time tomorrow.'
    'Oh? why not?'
    'I usually get to school on a bus'

  • @Skimmerlit
    @Skimmerlit 5 месяцев назад +1

    Someone replaced my bed with a pit of lava. I’m losing a lot of sleep over it.

  • @BledaRassmar
    @BledaRassmar 10 лет назад +2

    He has a plane to catch? He must be taking one of those fabulous FunJet Vacations.

  • @Marvin.Runyon
    @Marvin.Runyon 10 лет назад +12

    That vest is very slimming.

  • @eggnogjoe
    @eggnogjoe 2 года назад +5

    Man, this video is old.
    Look at how few copies of 'Nukie' they have.

  • @WaywardRobot
    @WaywardRobot 8 лет назад +12

    that crying was too real

  • @Dellaluna13
    @Dellaluna13 7 лет назад +7

    As if people from Urehatt needed another reason to be offended by Rich Evans.

  • @GrayD_Fox
    @GrayD_Fox 5 лет назад +3

    I like that they have two copies of digimon on vhs despite I know they’ll never watch it.

  • @Hockeyman0003
    @Hockeyman0003 10 лет назад +1

    These are some of the funniest videos ever made by mankind.... Good job 101 Wacky Kid Jokes

  • @R3GARnator
    @R3GARnator 10 лет назад +10

    "Why did the man read a book full of jokes?"
    "So he could laugh?"
    "No.".....................

  • @edge247
    @edge247 4 года назад +2

    How is this 21st Century Comedy Gold.
    I like it.

  • @ZepawFox
    @ZepawFox 10 лет назад +8

    That was nomedic genius.

  • @Axolotine
    @Axolotine 10 лет назад +2

    Was expecting Rich to start reading a joke only for it to be in latin and then summon something from another dimension.

  • @josephwielgus754
    @josephwielgus754 3 года назад +2

    Fun fact: The author, the Jovial Bob Stein, is none other than the legendary RL Stein

  • @WaddleDee105
    @WaddleDee105 10 лет назад +1

    I love all the awkward pauses where they just look around.

  • @PhantasMc86
    @PhantasMc86 10 лет назад +2

    On thanksgiving when you go for seconds of turkey often you're too tired to finish, at least I think that's the basis for the 'movie is a turkey' joke. It's still bad.

  • @welcomestranger
    @welcomestranger 9 месяцев назад +1

    Comments are turned off for the "with kids" video, so I came back here to say that Jackson is all of us and now I really want a cookie.

  • @crabbySm4ck3r
    @crabbySm4ck3r 6 лет назад +3

    Watching Mike crack up is the best thing.

  • @blueplanet9917
    @blueplanet9917 Год назад +4

    It's been 9 years... WHERE'S PART 3?!

  • @Shark20167
    @Shark20167 3 года назад

    My favorite hidden gem series from rlm. Love these videos

  • @anonomyous65
    @anonomyous65 10 лет назад +1

    A man walked into a bar and woke up in the hospital 3 days later after suffering a serious concussion.

  • @cb7s4life
    @cb7s4life 10 лет назад +1

    This desperately needs to become the new series. Adults uncomprehensively citing jokes from children's humor books.

  • @starwarsfool
    @starwarsfool 5 лет назад +8

    Rich evans is the key to all this

  • @DirtyyJerz
    @DirtyyJerz Год назад +1

    oh my god I love how pleased mike is with himself at 0:34