POV: Brought You Down to My Gnome Lair
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- Опубликовано: 5 фев 2025
- He's not a bad guy, he just doesn't g'know any better.
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Y'know, maybe Snaketongue the advisor's racism was slightly justified
This what I’ve been saying!
Snaketongue did nothing wrong
He deserves well over a raise!
@@saltysalt7627 He knew the truth about the G'nomes
Snaketongue needs Justice.
This is why Snaketongue holds those views about Gnomes.
I'm seeing him with a different light now
he was a little racist for a reason
No gnomes allowed in town, i can understand why now.
The baby whispering in his ear too
Let's make the enchanted forest great again.
Warning: there are NO wild animals in the gnomish forest
Excuse me, I believe the proper pronunciation is the g'nomish forest
Ah forg'nive me
Warning: there are NO animals*
They're all gnomes
Every last one.
Lack of context creates disturbing realizations. Leaving out the why makes the context of the lack of animals ominous.
No no, their wild, but not animals
Gnomocide of the gnome forest is not on the bingo card. But nothing is stopping our hero from adding it up as a side quest.
He really should add it to his list. These things are just too damn disgusting and awful to keep on living. 😂
*Gnomicide, but I agree :D
@@HalloTschuess *Guh-nomicide
100% Agreed
"the rod of vibration" just casually laying on the floor in the background
that's just G'NASTY
G'NARLY even
@@eugeneivanov7138 more g'nice than using other g'nomes
0:58 the hell! I just noticed that! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Hes also got the barbarians hair ripped from the kid
That poor goblin was really just trying to save her last time from this menace.
RIP goblin archer you will be missed.
True NVP
That was a plant-monster, not a Goblin. You can tell because it's green.
That was just another gnome. He was tricked into turning into a goblin, then they took away his shapeshifting powers with a curse. So now he seeks to kill the one gnome that put the curse on him, but they keep shifting into cute forest critters to woo elves...
This tells us that the bear is as bad as the gnome, but only in this fantasy world... a great perspective written by someone trying to show what its like to be cat called all the time...
This is the most horrific episode so far...
AND IT DOESN'T EVEN MENTION THE BARBARIAN!
Didn't it?
Babarian better save her.
I'd hate to be that gnome when he crosses paths with the barbarian
Barbarian: (sees Elf crouched at the border of the Enchanted Forest) What is this?
Elf: "crying" Please...the Gnomes... they must be stopped.
Barbarian: "pulls out bucket list" Lucky you, I can write real small, now, tell me, any ideas for IRONIC PUNISHMENTS?
...yet
This whole animation just exists for the „ I’m bout to g‘nut“ line 😂
There's also a "swallow me mommy!" Line
I literally came to rewatch just because of that fucking line 😂😂 so good
where did they say that magical line?
@@Niberspace very last line of the video. The one that’s in the middle of the screen says it right before it cuts to the patreon credits
@@zifendel2675 Haha I must have missed that line, also it didn't occur to me that these ants were shapeshifting gnomes, now I'm really terrified
"Snake eyes, it's YOUR lucky day"
Dude was rolling for himself hahah
Omg
I think that the other options were just so much worse, so he was, in fact, rolling for her.
*WHISPERING OMINOUSLY*
Oh no
What will you do about the gnomes now?
How will you restore the ecosystem?
@@noskalborg723 have to consult baby demon, will report soon enough
@@DungeonSoup btw. One of the popular hearted comments here is a slightly reworded quote from the book associated with the final symbol you put on Snaketongue. I tried to @ you there in the replies but it didn't work. Just an FYI, in case you didn't know.
@@noskalborg723 Thanks for letting me know
The idea that all of the animals in the woods are creepy gnome druids makes overland travel way scarier than going down into a dungeon.
why do you think they built those dungeons?
Not really as long as you're not an elf. No one is going to gnut over you.
this is why I start forest fires
@@bobstown5259 I dunno, pale tieflings might get the same treatment.
It makes me g'naseous
It's why B/X and BECMI generally expects wilderness adventures to come _after_ gaining a few levels in a dungeon
You know, I think I'm coming around to the evil advisors opinion on Gnomes.
The problem are not the gnomes but the druids
Gooseman I think you might be onto something
@@raeldri5867 what if all the gnomes are druids :D
Ahahahah 😂😂
@@no_mnom Dungeon soup sexualobster crossover when?
The i'm 'bout to gnut' at the end lmao
gnose too
*GNUT*
laughed so hard almost puked
That got me 😂
Killed me😂😂
Snaketongue had tears in his eyes when speaking of gnomes 😢
he too fell into a gn'ant hill.
Jesus fuck, I hope the Barbarian adds Gnome Genocide to the bingo card
Man the barbarian is gonna have a field day with these guys considering how many there are to hit with a magnifying glass.
They're not durable enough for his liking.
@@Drezningnome centipede
@@nicholashodges201He has that in his bingo card?
Edit: It was goblin centipede, but close enough.
@@keroro407 I'm saying he could find a way to amuse himself with gnomes
@@keroro407 They're shapeshifters. The barbarian could just force them to transform into goblins.
I hosted a campaign in which there was a faction of cultish gnomes spreading a dark corruption across the world, and taking possession over wildlife to carry out their plans. I thought I did a good job of portraying them as evil, but clearly, I should start taking some g'notes.
obviously, you were just on a different level - you showed a fall into evil from the side of the normal world and not an attempt to do something vile for basic people in most manifestations to be better, which ended in sadness and failure
In fact, these druids kind of could be anything by the looks of it. And they choose to be like that. It seems pretty sad.
Ok, the plot twist that the creepy gnome we’ve known the whole time was on the “tamer” side compared to other gnomes was great.
Was he, though?
@@stevenschnepp576 Slightly tamer
@@stevenschnepp576
The word “tamer” being in quotation marks, mind you
I think a better term would be diluted with calmness hes still a bit crazy and on some kanye level kinks but he isn’t so intense and violent with those thoughts and can still make a fair call when he got snake eyes mans was happy to walk away with a foot sniffing after his bad roll so the main gnome can be reasoned with even if he will use crazy person logic when arguing the others are not at all trying to be fair because its not smth they have spare brain power to direct towards its why he is aware of whats gonna happen if she goes to the woods guaranteed because he’s smart enough to decide his own choices even if ignoring species based kink mindsets nonstop influence on deciding what the purpose of being something that exists and conceived their own life and living state actually is sometimes it’s literally just sitting there even bugs will end up with roles where they just eat what’s brought to them and feed it to the queen who just sits there giving nonstop birth for their colony anyway whatever
well if you look closely he had this big uhm pleasure trinket in the ground so that elf was on her way to a bad time either way. Running just made it quicker. Bad place to live in tho, we need that wizard king to go fireball farting in that woods mind you.
I'm starting to understand why the evil royal advisor is racist against gnomes
AT this point it isn't even racism, he is actually right
(((gnomes)))
Bruh that's like saying goblin slayer has a valid point about his views on goblins
POV being used correctly for the first time in what feels like years
When he said gnomish elven relations... this isn't what I was expecting from him.
That elven gabussy was too great to pass up on I guess.
The elf isn't ready for the swarm of g'nats
Wait, whats this musky air? Oh no, that isnt mist in the distance. ITs G'nat g'nut!
"I'm your friend"
Proceeds to scratch his balls
Having "Elf Lover" on the back of his shirt makes this ok.
You don't scratch your gnuts around your friends?
"Them was just squirrel nuts, they don't mean nothin'."
g'friend
This is by far the sickest shit I have ever seen on this here website.
Please do more.
That is horrifying, where's an insane barbarian when you need him.
Barbarian really need to deal with this druid MF
Nah the barbarian would do something to indirectly help the gnome, as far as I can tell he's chaotic neutral, the good alignment knight is going to be 0 help lol.
They may turn out to be in same party)
@@leonkennedy9739 The barbarian would do the most horrific thinkable thing to the gnomes possible. I didn't see anything about gnomes on the bingo card though
@@leonkennedy9739he is chaotic good, he is dealing only with evil. Pegasus doesn’t count, no harm dealed
@@thomasgrey9121 He is 100% chaotic neutral, he only cares for what he fancies not what is right or wrong
“These gnedibles ain’t shit”
Five gnminutes later:
"gnminutes" shit like this is exactly why god abandoned us
@@whatisupmyfellowamericans8808 You mean gnod?
@@nasky5186 **silent contempt**
@@GdoubleWB you g'know the answer is g'no
Snaketongue was right this whole time.
First Mohg from Elden Ring, now Snaketounge from Dungeon Soup.
It's the last people you'd think who are beating the allegations!
"I'm about ta G'NUT!"
That line cured my depression.
So.... Snake tongue may had every reason for his prejudice....
its turns out Snaketongue's opinion about g'nomish immigrants was right
"It is no exaggeration, nor hyperbole, that all evils in the world are endorsed, and committed, by gnomes. A gnome feels no empathy, nor remorse. No common humanity that separates us from simple beasts. The only "love" a gnome can feel, if you dare describe it so, is that for money. A gnome would sooner sell his own mother for a pouch of silvers, than do a single good deed in his entire gaping hole an existence."
Merchant Guild Approved
Based
"We fought the wrong enemy." - Great Knight Sir Patton
"Hey hey people"
Kobold wisdom
Finally more Dungeon Soup!
Edit: ah, that's nasty...
It's a perishable from a dungeon...
*G'nasty
0:58 The brown boot is the same boot that elf was wearing on SQUIRREL FRIEND episode, coincidence? 🤔
Oh nooo
the lock of hair was the same one the little girl was wearing...
I’m pretty sure it’s the same elf girl from before, in this video. Right?
Edit: Spelling errors
@@Enzo_The_Master can you tell the difference between a rabbit and a squirrel?
@@sergeyromanov5560 There's no reason to assume he hasn't tricked her several times, since she didn't learn her lesson in the first video.
Never have I ever wished more that the barbarian would make an appearance
You'll notice the barbarian doesn't have anything with gnomes druid on his to do list...
He knows not to fuck around with them
Because he is not racist, that's why :)
Who do you think helped come up with ideas for his list?
@@edluke3415 Unlikely... Gnomes wouldn't do a cloak out of elves. They'll do... Other stuff.
For now...
There's a reason I subscribed to this channel...
The comedy outweighs the trauma by juuust enough.
Yeah just barely
Finally someone who know how go use POV correctly
How do other people use it wrong? (genuinely curious)
They use a third person perspective instead of a first person one (first person bring our eyes)
@@saltysailor1049 POV should be a first person view of the event; the subtitles should reflect what's happening to the cameraman. People instead show something happening to a third person.
Example: "POV someone kicks your nuts", then the video is someone else taking a kick to the nuts while the cameraman laughs in the distance.
@@luizhenriquebraunermoraes3175 so people use pov wrong just because of their... subtitles? What?
I don't think you know what you're talking about, bud.
There's no wrong way to use POV though... It can be used poorly but all POV usually falls under a category and it can switch categories throughout a script or work of sorts.
I'm really confused, like you're trying to say that people use the 1st person POV wrong, right?
Why are you wording it like you're on a porn site? That's your education?
I just realized she was gagged with stained underwear. This is the most horrifying Dungeon Soup video ever made. Like it should have a content warning because damn.
2:03 considering what her bare foot sounds like when she runs I'm not sure why she bothers wearing shoes.
Do I want to play as a druid? It doesn't seem as innocent as I once thought...
😏
You do not. Especially not as a guh-nome druid.
Real druids were never innocent they sacrifice people for a good harvest
Nah, druids are perverts.
@@shhwinner6663 Real Druids = Metal AF
And this is why you can't be a Druid in World of Warcraft as a Gnome.
They had to keep it from getting to an M rating somehow
You know what...I agree with Snake tongue and the baby
You racist you
1:10 has the rod of vibration LOL
Be warned gnome, you walk a path unto The Barbarian.
Change your ways.
"Thems just squirrel nuts."
They don't mean gnothin.
Squirrel gnuts
Thank you for providing this video. It was so well animated, the ants made me gnauseous.
stop! you've violated the law
by The King's order, you're under arrest!
I can hear THE voice when I’m reading it
Late in the evening, walking down the street
Making very little noise with my shaking feet
Turn around the corner and guess what I see
I see a drawing on the sign that looks like me
“Skingrad city murderer still at large,
Used a soul gem, caught a different charge”
Now, why would someone draw me on a wanted sign?
Prison bars are something I can’t get behind
They're gnot gnoblins, they're gnot gnelfs, they're gnomes, and she's getting gnomed.
I think Barbarian needs to edit his Bingo card. Goblins seem alright, it's gnomes that need to be Human Centipede'd.
Thanks!
Thanks for the support!
I salute you on behalf of us poorer fans 🫡.
The most I can do is share.
thank you, i would have give if i have money to spare
“Hey you, you’re finally awake” we said to dungeon soup
This started at 100, and only ramped up from there!
A whole movie in two minutes, great video!
The apology party for Snaketongue is gonna be wild.
Peoples faces they have to stamp "Snake Tongue was right" on their 2024 doomsday calendar: 😧😨😱
Somebody who gives such cute kisses clearly can't be evil.
Broken clocks and what they do twice a day and all that.
@@lemax6865 More right than Alex Jones.
The general horror that could be a magical world. I feel like Papa Meat could have collabed nicely with this one.
except he became an evangelic and got ousted as a diddler
@@HokutoShinkento Who? The gnome, papameat, or dungeon soup?
I played a suave warlock 5 years ago who had interesting opinions about gnomes. I now feel completely justified in my gnomcidal choices that campaign
So the Kobolds were right about not trusting the gnomes
As a kolbold enjoyer I agree, I mean you can’t trust those mushroom licking, lawn ornaments, cone heads, trickster, knock off dwarf, fat fairy, dwarflings.
IIRC, Garl Glitterhood the gnome god collapsed a mine on the head of Kurtulmak, the kobold god, just for shit and giggles.
it was goblins
and saidly gobslin is on barbarians list as goblin centipede
the gobslins are the real friends along with evil advisor
gah, don’t see anyone commenting on what he used to gag the elf… wretched. hope she gets a good ending down the line.
We can only hope for a Chaotic Good Barbarian intervention. Did he have a 'cheevo about gnomes?
@@danrope6160The Barbarian is Chaotic Neutral, so I doubt it. Only way he'll help is if its in the bingo sheet or in the way to one of the goals.
@danrope6160 'fraid not. There was one about a literal Cloak of Elvenkind, but he already decided on Drow leather...
@@MoleculeXmolecule You're entitled to your own opinion, ofc. But the author himself refers to him as such. For my part, I think characters' alignments discussions are pointless due to them being both too rigid and too open to interpretation (but I too would put our beloved Barbarian as CG).
@@Urb4nN0rd Darn. Well, Maybe elf ranger could save herself (which would be more cathartic).
Guh-Nut.
She's covered in Gnome seaman so you know she's good. 😂
Chaotic Good Barbarian, creepy gnome, elf ranger (the only sane but now traumatized forever member) and Paladin adventuring party.
Lets go.
The Dungeon Soup Verse keeps on expanding and I'm all for it !!
Very Soup-versive.
Lowkey expected the barbarian to show up and make those gnomes 'gnomore
"I'm about to GNUT!" 😂😂😂
That's burned ino my brain
@@thomascoleman594did you miss "swallow me mommy!"?
WHERE IS THE BARBARIAN WHEN YOU NEED HIM
I've never been so uncomfortable before, and I'm nearly 45 years old. Do you know how many uncomfortable situations I've been in? Geez.
The fact that there are almost always extra jokes in the subtitles is just gold.
2:22 "just" a friend...
"swallow me mommy!" One of them says
@@noskalborg723OMFG THEY ACTUALLY SAID THAT 😱
@@SilentPlant reminds me of "hey Luigi, ya like vore?"
@@noskalborg723 AAAAUGH WTF 😂
@@SilentPlant Scott Falco's
A totally legit Speedrun of Luigi's Mansion.
He pointed out Nintendo games have a lot inhaling things.
The small burp and fart when he turns around and leaves the room 😆
It really adds to the immersion;
We need to see the barbarian make gnome BBQ
This Gnomic Slander has not gone unnoticed
gnome spotted
@@DungeonSoup Gnome and Proud of it!
You know, if that Barbarian from other videos will commit an act of gnomicide, it will put him to Chaotic Good.
@dddd-is9dh
or even a kobold clan comes and kills the gnomes.
@chongwillson972 or goblins. I don't know where goblins stand on the alignment chart in DungeonSoup's universe, but the squirrel episode proved that they, or at least some of them, are definitely the good guys when compared to these damn gnomes.
@@hadibendakji3858
kobolds HATE HATE HATE gnomes.
I have a theory that Snaketongue was actually a secret good guy only using dark magic as necessity and true guardian from gnome infestation.
Dungeon Soup embarking on the horror part of his journey
"swallow me mommy!" They said
I nodded off when watching this due to fatigue and woke up to him snapping his fingers saying look at me when I'm talking to you. I feel personally attacked 😂
Now I'm interested to see how the chaotic good barbarian handle shapeshifting gnomes.
“I’m a g’nome! And you’ve been… GNOMEDDD!!!”
Ive always wanted to DM a campaign and sabatoge a ranger who makes animal companions to later have them be wild shaped gnomes who creep on them at night. Like, just traumatize the player for doing cutesy disney BS lmao. This is something I would 100% do to my wife lol.
This is what I did to my wife, it was the inspiration for this character.
@@DungeonSoup You're a bad person lmao. That being said, I also have a gnome druid pretending to be someone's familiar in the game I DM so I guess I am too.
@@DungeonSoup You need to elaborate on this one day. Sounds like a hillarious and traumatic story for your wife.
Great way to ensure you have to deal with the players making perception and arcana checks on every dust mite in the vicinity, from then on.
@@DungeonSoup… you sly dog lol
She shouldn't had killed that goblin to begin with 🤦poor goblin
Average elf fuck up.
*EVERY SECOND YOU ARE NOT RUNNING, HE KEEPS G'NOMING CLOSER!!*
💀💀💀
Shoutout to that poor rat. Hope the cheese wasnt too spoiled
The G-nomes aren’t beating the accusations.
Rod of vibration, i wonder what was his intentions 🤔🤨😅
Please give this a happy ending! With the paladin of awesome!
The paladin comes to save her, she chooses the gnome
I'm not usually one to sick the Barbarian on anyone but....I think we could all agree to wanting to see what he would do to them.
i love that you gave them the elf 4 fingers
2:02 did he used his underwear to tie her mouth !!!!
Yes he did.
You missed that a gn-ant said "swallow me mommy!"
Yes. He did.
2:02 eww brother eww
Haha, this is who really needs comments about the author being alive. Your cracks made my childhood, I still remember your work. You're a legend. Thank you❤
@blingo4977 Thank you for watching 🫶
This sudden little twist got me unironically looking like this: 😱
And this is why the church purged these creatures with fire and swords.
Right?? I mean, or else we'd be all running and hunting those sweeeet elven gabussies, until we starve.
I’m dead serious I’m gonna use I’M BOUT TO G’NUT every single time from now on
Seeing the rod of vibration....#justiceforsnaketongue
Oh lawd hes' comin!
I know Think Snaketongue was right to fear Gnomes.
The citizenry siding with Snaketongue over the opinion of Gnomes would actually be pretty goddamn funny.
10/10 channel, I can't say how much I appreciate your work and humor, gotta say though this one was more unsettling than funny - hope the Barb comes in to restore justice in the next one!
Peak storytelling as usual.
I'm glad the druid yandere is being more truthful in his romantic pursuits.
Notice me Elf-pi.
This is the rabbit not the squirrel. It's a different gnome
@@TheOrignalKillezz dime a g’dozen
I'm eyeing the neighborhood cat awful closely now...
For the sake of restoring the balance, I would really love to see the Gnome Questing Party to come and sort the sicko gnomes out with judicious application of wanton magic violence.
That would be awesome
Remember, there are no animals in the forest. THERE ARE NO ANIMALS IN THE FOREST.
You sir build suspension like Hitchcock - beginning was creepy, but the ending was really scary