Sorry about the wait, spent a good week and a half in Melbourne to attend MEO with the Misfits. This vid was edited by my boy Strubber during my break, so big thanks to that amazing ball of lard. chuck him a follow eh? twitter.com/strubber?lang=en
He said "Auch wenn ich spielen aufhören" that basically means in bad German that "if he stops playing" and hochhieven isn't german or atleast i don't understood it :D
5:10 This roughly translates to: “how are you call me librarians thank you very much in my love is epan uhken ook even when I stop playing” Edit: lotto likes big thank and look people I shoved this into google translate and of course it’s not close to perfect
Well if you are dead I'd imagine you wouldn't be alive anymore, unless you are implying about that extreme case where you can be dead and alive simultaneously?
So I’m laying in bed and watching this as night and I don’t have my glasses on and at 1:13 when the shrinking screen effect started happening I thought my phone was falling backwards and I tried to catch it but then I realized it was just the effect and that I’m just blind.
First reads the same script, next talks to a marine, next make fun of said marine, next turn into a racist pedaphile, lastly makes weed memes. Yep best channel on RUclips thanks Swagger
@@Sharky-lu8ie OHHH, so THATS’s how it feels Many of us frequently hear about sex where the man finishes, the woman doesn’t because the man doesn’t really try to help her, she says “it’s okay” (when it probably isn’t) and he just rolls over to sleep like it’s no big deal. Last night, I received a small taste of what that must feel like for the millions (and probably billions) of women who have experienced that at some point in their life. My girlfriend (F28) and I (M30) have been together for over a year. Sex has always been amazing where she used to finish regularly. However recently, she went on antidepressants which have made finding her orgasm a real challenge. We’ve gone weeks where we frequently have sex where I’m the only one that finishes (though we are in love, I would imagine that was probably irritating). When it does happen for her, we feel like popping a celebratory bottle of champagne. And fortunately, after a lot of experimentation of what works and what doesn’t in our new normal, she is starting to come more regularly. Anyway, last night she turned to me and said she wanted to have sex. After a massage, and a mix of oral, fingering and using vibrators, she had an intense finish. We cuddled for a bit as she came down, and then she got up and said “I’m gonna go to the bathroom, I’ll be back” and winked at me. Now here I was thinking “ah yes, my turn”, but then she comes back in the room, kisses me and says “goodnight darling”. The lights go off. First thing that runs through my mind is “what the hell!” and felt myself becoming annoyed and resentful that I didn’t get to finish. I asked myself “should I bring this up?” “Why doesn’t she care about this?” and reams of other questions. I decided to shelve it and go to sleep. Even though I’m a tad annoyed still, the morning has brought some helpful reflections, some of which I knew already and some which were new: Particularly if you’re with a partner for awhile, finishing is not a scoreboard. You’re in the sack with them because you enjoy intimacy with them. Coming is not the final goal nor is it something you’re entitled to. This comment I’m aiming particularly at men and not at women since I’m pretty sure most women already get this. And also because... Holy shit, so many women in the world must be frustrated. They really take the whole “not coming because your partner doesn’t try to help you” and it happening so regularly on the chin like champs. I wish I could collectively upvote all the women on reddit on that basis alone. I realise I’m speaking from a position of privilege as a man on this one, so sorry if I get this wrong. I can’t know the dynamics of everyone’s relationships or sex lives. But if you’re having unsatisfying sex, you need to speak up. It’s not okay to act like it’s okay. If I sat here pissed off about not getting off one time, I can’t imagine having a sex life where my partner doesn’t make an effort and me not telling them about it. Most people want their partners to finish, some because they truly want their partners to enjoy it, others for their own ego. But most people are accepting of feedback, particularly if it’s to help you come. That said...Guys, we gotta do better. I’m not speaking to all of us here, but there’s a reason why they’re so many articles online from women asking or advising the best way to broach conversations with their partners about being unsatisfied with sex. Don’t assume what works on one women will work on another. And though I’m probably guilty of this, always look for ways to keep things fresh in the bedroom. Routine is the harbinger of staleness and boredom. Finally, when it doubt, just ask her. The strongest thing you can do is get out of the way of your own ego, be a bit vulnerable, and ask her what works for her and what doesn’t.
Joshua Dewitt It really isn’t though. The various prefectures can make their own laws about it and all of them have much saner AOC’s around 18 years... But that’s like the White House saying you can fuck a 13 year old but your state says “What the fuck man?”
as someone who is also a marine......we just tend to marry mexican chicks for some reason.....are at least the ones who are stationed anywhere from texas to the west coast...but yea
Thats funny AF and everything but that was half Spanish half German and a bit gebrish. If you combine all that and put it into a sentence then it translates to: "How are you, my name is librarians, thank you very much in my love for ähken also even if I stop playing hoist"
Hey swagger i just wanted to say thank you for this hilarious video. It rly hlped me out. Last night i recieved some unfortunate about a family friend and shortly after my gf broke up wth me and ive been in a terrible mood. Watching this made me laugh for the first time all day and for that i cant thank you enough. Keep up the hilarious content!
That sucks dude. Don't worry things get better quick just keep pushing through all these bad times and you'll be okay. Just try not to think about it more often but not in a way where you forget about that family friend. Take care and don't let these bad times get to you.
Sorry about the wait, spent a good week and a half in Melbourne to attend MEO with the Misfits. This vid was edited by my boy Strubber during my break, so big thanks to that amazing ball of lard. chuck him a follow eh? twitter.com/strubber?lang=en
you pinged me for this
I wanna play csgo wif u
Play some rust ples and try to play it with holdacious look him up
Quality content4life (Swagger they took the drugs in storage b52 u might need more security)
Yay
highly family friendly csgo moments
Dad?
I love you :)
Daddy!
PAPI
YOUR MAKING ME WET
I think the "Hitler hiding in Argentina" bit is the best improvised joke I've ever heard in my entire life
I have always held that joke highly in my humor spank bank
@@KewP1D What the hell is a spank bank
Collection of material used for the specific activity of: "spanking", AKA Bussin a faht nut
They never improv a line
Same here
3:54 swagger sounded like he was genuinely scared
He knew Chris Hansen was about to bust his door down
5:10 when you’re in 1950s Argentina, and your Spanish teacher gets angry and speaks German
your art teacher*
im spanish and i laughed a lot lmfao
that went from spanish to portuguese to german
私に卵を吸う
I'm argentinian and that happen once, no joke
3:52 THE GENUINE SCREAM IS JUST *smooch* muy bueno
How am I the first reply
True fear.
Yes it was a "very good" scream.😂
3:54*
What fitz vid is that one from
uh oh time for a weed comp
If you relpy to this I will give you a hug and if you don't want that I got some weed
@@delirinator3442 sure
You got 420 likes dude
Where is you video
Dang Minh let him make vids on his own pace.
5:10 is one of the funniest moments in swaggersouls history in my opinion. Anytime someone mentions him, that's the first thing I think of. 😂😂
Right
Its my favorite bit of all time and always keep coming back to it
I was just about to come and comment that after coming back to it. So smooth and funny.
The fucking scream when Grizzy tells Swagger he’s 17 always gets me 😂
Grizzy is 17?? That caught me way off guard.
Grizzy is 17, but his lung has a beating of 31
Raccoon is 18 but sounds like 26ish!!
It caught Swagger off guard too
Esidro clearly
I had to pause the video and walk away I was laughing so hard
5:10 this made my entire week. I love how he starts talking German so aggressively😂
What say in germany? No entiendo nada
"hola como estas mucho gracias"🤣🤣🤣
Dude it’s hard not to speak German either aggressively or gay
He said "Auch wenn ich spielen aufhören" that basically means in bad German that "if he stops playing" and hochhieven isn't german or atleast i don't understood it :D
CihanGZ „hochhieven“ is probably hochheben
Como estas me llamo de biblioteques mucho gracias en mi por amor es epan ähken ook auch wenn ich spielen aufhören hochieven
5:09 yup that's what I've been looking for
Me to
😂😂😂
3:40 this clip has gone down in history
Thank you for timestamping it
3:40This is why I'm here, them perfectly cut screams, am I right?
Yup
YES
The only reason why I'm here Lol
When william go sprinlocked: 3:55
Yup
"Hitler hiding out in Argentina" impression
... Cheto
somos famosos
Chetardo
Ahuevo
Es esa
sape
3:44 I DIED of WHEEZING laughter from the dead silence by Grizzy the first time I saw that clip and I must admit it still kills me today
3:40 is when my favorite part starts
Same 😂
That's the one reason I'm here 😂
That part when he switched from Spanish to German was hilarious
That wasn't even close to German
ihno m oh, well it sounded like German to me
Well I'm German. Trust me
@@Drakthaar123 i'm argentinian and he was so bad, but it was hilarious too
ihno m er hat so 2 Worte deutsch geredet
*(Reads description)* That’s all I wanted to read.
Wait Swagger has friends?
I didn’t read the description before seeing this. I’m glad I did
5:10
This roughly translates to:
“how are you call me librarians thank you very much in my love is epan uhken ook even when I stop playing”
Edit: lotto likes big thank and look people I shoved this into google translate and of course it’s not close to perfect
Dude this comment has no likes... wtf this comment deserves attention
Alive Meat what does it actually say?
BerlinWallNeverFall 1991 thank you
He went from Spanish to German
Well Spanish Swedish and German
2:59 Im sitting in a public hospital and I here this scream out my phone
3:32
Kyran Spees same
so umm hope that went well
*hear
U gud 2020
5:10 translation I think, “how are you my name is library thank you. I am in this for love even if I quit playing high”
Superboy 0909 THATS what I thought bc I’m Mexican
Alien Gacha go back to Mexico because it’s a very beautiful place and it deserves a lot more respect (I’m Mexican too)
DAMN! THAK YOOOUUUUUU!😁💖🔥👌
@@xenisfire fuck Mexico
@@ertren6 What about New Mexico?
5:10 I got extra credit for showing my Spanish teacher this clip
Wait, really?
@@smartmars603 Yeah. Anything we show her that's in Spanish earns us some extra credit points.
I failed
So fucking bueno
Jodidamente good
*OH WE'RE TERRORISTS!*
I don't think he got the memo.
I like how he says "I don't think that ADDS up".
Translation of the Spanish part: "How are you, my name of library many thanks in me for love is..." and then proceeds to go full Hitler mode.
Hitler mode (it's just sicko mode in German)
German he says, "it would also make a difference if I stopped playing"
5:10 I'm dead... literally not alive anymore
DeezMiZzY dude same woke up my brother 😂😂😂😂
Well if you are dead I'd imagine you wouldn't be alive anymore, unless you are implying about that extreme case where you can be dead and alive simultaneously?
You know that that isn’t how german sounds right
You know that... no one really fucking asked?
not rly funny when ur german
3:39 Perfectly Cut Screams brought me here.
Same
the sheer amount of screaming after swagger discovers grizzy's age
3:39 5:09 - mental note for me lmao
7:22 the only reason I came to this vid lol 😂
Lol YouWontFindMe I almost choked the first time I heard it.
7:22 - 7:46 is fucking hilarious
He sounds like he would be named "white chocolate" if he lived in the hood
I love the fact how you get so ecstatic at the thought of another person trying drugs
SwaggerSouls should have a facecam and wear Lord Tachanka's armor.
But if you look at the holy sight. You'll go blind
the lords armor?
THIS CHANNEL NO LONGER UPLOADS the lord himself
Hello fellow siege player
Only the Lord himself can wear the armour
3:39 the best moment hahah
In mah opinion 5:10
You are both wrong, its 7:21
Yes officer, this video right here
Snitch
@@th3s3us45 your profile makes that comment so much more ironic.
@@zacharybray6200 I guess so, yeah
I’ve had a lot on my mind lately and that guy going from Spanish to German made me laugh really hard for the first time in a while. Pure gold.
I can already smell the rubber of the FBI cars after i finished watching this illegal video
Remove the 'cars' bit and let me imagine what 'rubber' that is pls.
So I’m laying in bed and watching this as night and I don’t have my glasses on and at 1:13 when the shrinking screen effect started happening I thought my phone was falling backwards and I tried to catch it but then I realized it was just the effect and that I’m just blind.
Big oof but same
Lenny Face
If you look at the script seconds before you can see what he is doing next
This is why we don’t do drugs
EricTCC Plays while I do smoke pot I was not high at the time 😂 I’m just blind without my glasses and have no depth perception
5:10-5:19
just choked on my own spit and almost died while also being home alone😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
7:30 THAT WAS RIGHT ON BEAT LMAO THE TIMING
Como estas me llamó de biblioteques mucho gracias en mi por amor es epan ähken ook auch wenn ich spielen aufhören hochhieven
Thank you my kind sir
Como estas me llamó de biblioteques mucho gracias en mi por amor es epan ähken ook auch wenn ich spielen aufhören hochhieven
RogueOregano193 gracias mi amigo
Come estas me llamó de biblioteques mucho gracias rn mi Por amor we roam ähken ook auch wenn ich spielen aufhören hochhieven
Como estas me llamó we de biblioteques mucho gracias en mi por amor es epan ähken ook auch wenn ich spielen aufhöre
GRIZZY IS 17?!?!
I think he's joking! 😂
and Raccoon is 18, who cares?
I'm 94 What of it?
They sound So Old lmao
He did sound like an adult
First reads the same script, next talks to a marine, next make fun of said marine, next turn into a racist pedaphile, lastly makes weed memes. Yep best channel on RUclips thanks Swagger
Osiris Rewoke lol
Damnit I got friendzoned by Swagger's description
The videos titled "Highly Illegal CS:GO moments"
What did you expect
Swagger, I'm black and I'm above 18. What say?
be my slave
@howard the alien about youuuu
@@FuckUMike Nigga you got the big G
once i got fucked in the ass with a strapon! Was the worst exprnts of my life.
you want sum fuck
Swagger was so excited when he heard that Kugo had tried weed. it was so wholesome.
3:40
My favorite clip. The reaction is priceless
I love how bad of an example swaggersouls sets for his viewers and yet he's always talking in such a cheerful upbeat tone
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET FINNALY A VIDEO!
*fanboy* *incoming*
idc
como estas
me llamo de biblioteques
mucho gracias
en mi por amo
es
EPAN
AHKEN
OOK
AUCH
WENN
ICH
SPIELEN
AUFHOREN
HOCHHIEVEN
Yeah he said that ! Haha !!! What thats crazy!!! Omg!
this is so underrated
I'm so happy some actually typed this out
Ichspielenaufhorenhochhieven
@@Sharky-lu8ie OHHH, so THATS’s how it feels
Many of us frequently hear about sex where the man finishes, the woman doesn’t because the man doesn’t really try to help her, she says “it’s okay” (when it probably isn’t) and he just rolls over to sleep like it’s no big deal.
Last night, I received a small taste of what that must feel like for the millions (and probably billions) of women who have experienced that at some point in their life.
My girlfriend (F28) and I (M30) have been together for over a year. Sex has always been amazing where she used to finish regularly. However recently, she went on antidepressants which have made finding her orgasm a real challenge. We’ve gone weeks where we frequently have sex where I’m the only one that finishes (though we are in love, I would imagine that was probably irritating). When it does happen for her, we feel like popping a celebratory bottle of champagne. And fortunately, after a lot of experimentation of what works and what doesn’t in our new normal, she is starting to come more regularly.
Anyway, last night she turned to me and said she wanted to have sex. After a massage, and a mix of oral, fingering and using vibrators, she had an intense finish. We cuddled for a bit as she came down, and then she got up and said “I’m gonna go to the bathroom, I’ll be back” and winked at me.
Now here I was thinking “ah yes, my turn”, but then she comes back in the room, kisses me and says “goodnight darling”. The lights go off.
First thing that runs through my mind is “what the hell!” and felt myself becoming annoyed and resentful that I didn’t get to finish. I asked myself “should I bring this up?” “Why doesn’t she care about this?” and reams of other questions. I decided to shelve it and go to sleep.
Even though I’m a tad annoyed still, the morning has brought some helpful reflections, some of which I knew already and some which were new:
Particularly if you’re with a partner for awhile, finishing is not a scoreboard. You’re in the sack with them because you enjoy intimacy with them. Coming is not the final goal nor is it something you’re entitled to. This comment I’m aiming particularly at men and not at women since I’m pretty sure most women already get this. And also because...
Holy shit, so many women in the world must be frustrated. They really take the whole “not coming because your partner doesn’t try to help you” and it happening so regularly on the chin like champs. I wish I could collectively upvote all the women on reddit on that basis alone.
I realise I’m speaking from a position of privilege as a man on this one, so sorry if I get this wrong. I can’t know the dynamics of everyone’s relationships or sex lives. But if you’re having unsatisfying sex, you need to speak up. It’s not okay to act like it’s okay. If I sat here pissed off about not getting off one time, I can’t imagine having a sex life where my partner doesn’t make an effort and me not telling them about it. Most people want their partners to finish, some because they truly want their partners to enjoy it, others for their own ego. But most people are accepting of feedback, particularly if it’s to help you come.
That said...Guys, we gotta do better. I’m not speaking to all of us here, but there’s a reason why they’re so many articles online from women asking or advising the best way to broach conversations with their partners about being unsatisfied with sex. Don’t assume what works on one women will work on another. And though I’m probably guilty of this, always look for ways to keep things fresh in the bedroom. Routine is the harbinger of staleness and boredom. Finally, when it doubt, just ask her. The strongest thing you can do is get out of the way of your own ego, be a bit vulnerable, and ask her what works for her and what doesn’t.
5:10
Everyone: OMG its Hitler!
Me: *M1 Garand loading intensifies*
Bruh
5 years later and these videos will never be topped
I laughed nonstop from 3:23 till about 7mins and then passed out due to lack of air...
r/thathappened
Everything in CSGO is illegal but you can go on death row for screaming too much
Tru
Wholesome Lad josh
"You learn something everyday"
after watching this video I learned to stay in school
I learned that grizzy is 17, that was a mindfuck cause I thought he would be way older
3:40 I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS SPECIFIC CLIP FOR MONTHS
I feel like the whole marine part of the video isn’t getting enough appreciation, it’s my favorite part for sure
The moment you find out Grizzy was 17 will forever and always be the best moment on your channel. If people think otherwise they’re wrong
That yellow is so bright lmao, I can almost read the text
(War starts)
Switzerland:
Brown cow: (doesn’t make chocolate milk)
Switzerland: 6:24 chat
33:8=25 Quick Maths
Gstaik Design No
*maffs
Maybe he prefers doing quick meths
It's Math not Maths because math is not Plural
3:45 I spit out my drink m8
lmfao 6:27 in Seattle all we got is rain, weed and coffee
Sounds like the netherlands
true you just forgot the extremely high pricing on everythimg
Anecdotal Sharks that's true but i gotta good plug if you know what i mean 😉😉
Tru
see i'm from tacoma but i go to seattle a little and everytime i go there the pricin is so jacked on everything. especially houses.
“Get off your soap box”
“How else am I gonna be 6 feet”
17 is legal in texas
texas and alabama fucking rule
15 is legal in Denmark
Sweet home ala-texas
Oliver Marcussen 13 in japan
Joshua Dewitt It really isn’t though. The various prefectures can make their own laws about it and all of them have much saner AOC’s around 18 years...
But that’s like the White House saying you can fuck a 13 year old but your state says “What the fuck man?”
3:50 oml 😂
I love that part
5:10 when you cross a border line
When some one says German is hard
Swagger-hold my bear
ÄHKEN OOK AUCH
Thats not even german lmao. Auch is german
is it me or at 0:54 when Grizzy yells doesn't he sound like king lemongrab from adventure time or is it just me? (like if you agree)
dank memes I heard it it sounds so similar, lol, I loved that show.🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋
I dunno, almost sounds like wildcat raging in the background from fortnite
To me strangely it sounded like Ninja raging
dank memes kind of
A slightly deeper lemongrab voice yeah
I love this video😂😂 'my body my rules if I wanna inject my veins with the fluid inside of a glowstick I will'
I wish I had a gaming squad to make videos like this.
I wish i had friends…
Same
i do were just to stupid to make videos
Yo, I'll be your gamer pal. Hit me up.
I wish I had a gamer squad
Swagger: so you have corn on the cob and asparagus
Me: *slowly walking away from phone to get cross and water bottle in club mode*
5:10 "How are you, my name is of libraries [sic]. Many thanks in me for love [starts spazzing out in german]".
left roblox for this
nice
Good job
SAME
pc longstaff *hell yeah boi !*
Was it worth it tho?
5:10-5:20 my impression of hitler hiding in argentina 😂😂😂
WHO DID THIS??!?!?!?!?!?!!? LOL LOL HAHAHAHAHAHA
Hitler has lots of followers here. Some of them are in the government too.
Armored Rooster my name is libraries
I didnt know swagger knew German.
Thanks i was looking for it xD
3:41 I was drinking and when this came up i almost choked it was so funny XD
omg u actually made the google doc....
You can tell he loves putting in effort into his videos I really respect him for it
What do you mean? That's just the script that they prepared for the video.
99 questions buzzfeed has for memeulous mandem I thought it was all live shit?
@@xamatt9643 no dude lol. All videos are scripted and acted
definitely family friendly that’s for sure
as someone who is also a marine......we just tend to marry mexican chicks for some reason.....are at least the ones who are stationed anywhere from texas to the west coast...but yea
Just came across this gem finally. Seen it in so many compilations, but first time in the original video.
Como estas me llamo de biblioteques
Mucho gracias en mi por amor es epan
*ähken ook AUCH WENN ICH SPIELEN AUFHÖREN HOCHHIEVEN!*
Rap AndBeats NAZI SECRET AGENT SPYING ARGENTINA GET COVER BLOWN purify audio recorder 1944
THAATS A LOTTA LIKES
Rap AndBeats *thanks*
I would like to get 777 likes plz
Lmao follow me on insta
PULL.UP.THEN.I.POP.THE.TRUK
Thats funny AF and everything but that was half Spanish half German and a bit gebrish. If you combine all that and put it into a sentence then it translates to: "How are you, my name is librarians, thank you very much in my love for ähken also even if I stop playing hoist"
Swagger: My height is litteraly 4’20
Me: Oh so thats why u smoke so much weed.
oml this is the first vid i have ever watched and after the intro i just had the undieing urge to hit subscribe X3 i can't even lol
"Climb off your soap box!"
"How else will I be six foot?"
Nice one.
2:59 When the TSA says you've been randomly selected for additional screening
I died
2:44, that absolutely genuine gratitude from Swagger is just... Mwah. Love it.
5:10 How are you? I'm so grateful to you, librarians, thank you in love for me, it's äkhen ook even when I'm playing! Heave!
This is some broken spanish
How are you, my name is from library, thanks much, inside me for love, hook ok even if i stop breastfeeding stop*
Me llamo means I call myself
Xann 656 what in this German meant breastfeeding?!
@@peytonjohnson9785 it means my name is
Honestly what drew me into your channel was the Minecraft vr the burning forest bit got me
When you said spicy tamales I laughed and I was like hell yeah boy
Okay now I feel sad that I probably won't ever try drugs, seems so normal to them.
you will, and you will do it now
@@misspixxxiestick Now being when I find a dealer?
JKerman511 you are the dealer you will do drugs from the drugs you give yourself sell a gram to yourself for $78.23
@daddy Rachel needs to calm her chesticles
JKerman511 i actually could help you! My friend is a druggie, albiet 12, he has a dealer! I can get you the number
2:59 Bin Ladens reaction when Seal Team 6 showed up to his house
2 years later and people yelling about being terrorists whilst talking to a soldier still makes me die of laughter
6:15 genius
"5'8", DAMN, I NEVER KNEW THEY STACKED SHIT THAT HIGH!"
Wait.....GRIZZY IS 17!?!?!?!? wtf
that hot dog mustard precum bit reminded me that i left a corndog in the microwave 30 minutes ago. 10/10
Hey swagger i just wanted to say thank you for this hilarious video. It rly hlped me out. Last night i recieved some unfortunate about a family friend and shortly after my gf broke up wth me and ive been in a terrible mood. Watching this made me laugh for the first time all day and for that i cant thank you enough. Keep up the hilarious content!
Renegade Gallade u got psn we should play
@@mackenzieandchelsea639 i have xbox sorry
Bummer, man. Hope you're feeling a little better today.
@@spk1121 thx. I am feeling better
That sucks dude. Don't worry things get better quick just keep pushing through all these bad times and you'll be okay. Just try not to think about it more often but not in a way where you forget about that family friend. Take care and don't let these bad times get to you.
i guess i have finally found a word that describes my life perfectly: chronic marijuana abuser
3:55 he was legitimately panicking lol
swagger you vids make me so motivated, i listen to them when i draw and it always helps jumpstart the creativity in me