Joe I think I saw you once in my local grocery store. You were on top of the freezers howling and whispering "GET OUT OF MY HEAD" while frantically itching yourself. You grabbed the frozen bacon and when you saw me your eyes widened, like insanely wide open. You started giving me this weird smile and it looked like your teeth were corrupted. When I asked you what you were doing, you ate the frozen bacon and yelled "Power up!" and started chasing after me at the speed of light. 10/10 interaction however the only picture I got was this blurry picture when you were chasing after me. His feet were also triangles too
It’s very interesting seeing this considering I was raised by doomsday preppers. They had the “bug out bags” and stuff. Something i never really thought anything of was helping my father take rations down to his basement. He didn’t have enough money for food yet refused to touch his stockpile because of an “emergency” He didn’t just have a shelf but an entire basement. Another regular thing was hearing my parents discuss what to do in different situations. What they’d take with them, where to go, etc. My parents also told me never to tell my friends at the time what we had because they would apparently raid us whenever the inevitable apocalypse came. With the way i was raised I fully expected the world to have ended by now so I just don’t have plans for general life stuff lol. I don’t see anything wrong with being prepared for natural disasters and having plans but my parents had such a weird outlook on it. My mom was mostly indifferent to it but my dad was extreme. They had plans for some things and others were just “..well if that event happens then god says it’s our time and we die!”
1:51 for anyone who hasn’t seen his vid addressing his situation, he has something called “Alpha-gal syndrome” also known as “AGS.” This is a tick-transmitted allergic condition where people (in this case Joe) develop allergies to Alpha-gal (a sugar found in the tissue of mammals not including humans and other primates). This is a very new disease ,and as of right now, there is no way to treat or cure the disease. This could put people at a higher risk of having heart attacks or possibly even dying early. Praying for you Joe.
imagine prepping for the apocalypse to end up fighting over canned beans. I think they will probably die because the internet wont exist to brag about surviving.
3:55 when he’s talking about where you might be safe, north and South Dakota are full of silos and storage for nukes, if Russia attacks they are on the top of the list
It’s already happening. In Philadelphia there are people making a mix of horse tranquilizers and fentanyl and literally turning into zombies and bending over like they’re half dead.
Just curious. Why tf would you want to survive the apocalypse or nuclear bomb. Not to be morbid, but life will be terrible and most of the people you know will be gone.
@@Yujieskno? most people wouldn’t want to live in a world where their soul purpose is just surviving. no connection, humans, just replanting vegetables for the rest of ur life in ur sad bunker…. idk
Joe During quarantine I had to resort to the mcdonalds napkins i had in my glove compartment, My brother was home so he went into his car and got those shitty mcdonalds napkins for me to whipe my ass with
I know someone who has guns and cans of food buried across the state and he has like a bunker in case the world ends. He has all of that stuff, but he don’t make it his whole personality.
How would there be a set time? Black holes range drastically in mass and therefore gravitational pulls. Also, that's from an outsiders prospective. If you were to be sucked into a blackhole(and not die immediately) then it's theorized you'd experience immense time dilation.
@@xavierschoen5747 probably your right but time still passes the same in the human mind so I kind of believe it, I would compare it to how fast light kind of travels no matter where you turn the light on it's always the same speed, I didn't read it off Wikipedia, but I also didn't read no nasa article neither I just feel like to the human brain it would seem like 15 minutes that article had alot of good points
My dad built a bunker, this was back in 2013 and I recall problems at that time were his reasoning, something about a possible power grid shutdown and tbh he isn’t wrong, it’s increasingly plausible
The Amish are the ultimate survivalists. They grow their own food. They have carpenters, blacksmiths, make their own clothes. They know how to live without electricity.
i listened to a true crime podcast about the guy who killed his family to live in his bunker it was so crazy im pretty sure the cops got a hold of him and tried to convince him to leave they had a whole hostage squad too
Texan. We’ve seen snow like 3 Times in the past 20 years. Our tires aren’t for it, our roads aren’t for it, our people aren’t for it. Me however I was in my backyard making igloos under the foot and a half of snow😄
33:55 What you need to understand with people, Peter Keller is they get in their heads and come up with gruesome scenarios and they go through with it because their paranoia has diminished any logical thought that the could string together and these people have problems and by him building that bunker and distancing himself from society creates his paranoia to worsen and think everyone is against him and caused him to do what he did and usually after they come to their senses and do something worse to themselves
7:30 The Church of Latter-day saints aren’t christian they’re mormon… they believe in VERY different things because joseph smith completely flipped the christian bible on its head when he wrote the book of mormon
Texan here, the main reason they shutdown everything was because our grid was not meant for that weather so literally everything froze. Nothing worked🤣🤣
As a latter day saint I'm just happy he used the correct term.. the reason *in opinion* that some people prepare for the rapture is because in revelations it talks about how we will have a time period of where the world is HORRIBLE. We aren't preparing things for when God comes, (except our spirituality) we are preparing for the world to go crappy before it becomes good when God comes. Personally, my family doesn't have food storage but my grandparents definitely are preparing 😅
To be fair I get the concept of having emergency supplies. That makes sense. Whole ass underground bunkers? Nah I don't get that as much. If nuclear war was to happen we'd all be dead. no victor, no prize.
I don’t live in the US (New Zealand babyyyyy) and we are actually informed by civil defence to have things like a go bag, canned/freeze dried foods and water and also a specific plan for if something were to happen. We don’t go crazy with bunkers and things like that but we’re encouraged to prep like this, maybe because we have more natural disasters like earthquakes but I thought it an interesting bit of info for others around the world
I should add that’s it’s also a lot less “every man for themselves” over here, we have safety spaces for if something serious were to happen and we band together and help each other
Also, if there was to be a zombie apocalypse, I feel like the zombies would be at least able to run, speak, use logic, etc. for a while until their bodies broke down.
22:49 i used to watch atlas survival shelters alot and i gotta be honest they design thier bunkers to kind of help with the mental state i mean sitting in a 4 wall concrete with a few bunk beds is gonna turn anybody sooner or later insane. with a home design like these it should help a little bit.
Technically, if you have a bunker, in an apocalypse you’re going to live there for the rest of your life. You’ll eventually die of thirst or starvation.
3:08 I use to live by Lemoore Navy base in California I would scare myself as a child thinking if someone blew up the base my city was close enough I would die too. It’s like the largest navy base on the west coast or something.
Joe I think I saw you once in my local grocery store. You were on top of the freezers howling and whispering "GET OUT OF MY HEAD" while frantically itching yourself. You grabbed the frozen bacon and when you saw me your eyes widened, like insanely wide open. You started giving me this weird smile and it looked like your teeth were corrupted. When I asked you what you were doing, you ate the frozen bacon and yelled "Power up!" and started chasing after me at the speed of light. 10/10 interaction however the only picture I got was this blurry picture when you were chasing after me. His feet were also triangles too
What the fuck...
You’re saying you saw that too?
bro stole my likes
@@floridagaming0you never said that
I was watching the whole thing on cams
Joe can’t watch papa meat anymore, he’ll brake out in hives
But Papa Meat is white
@@BreadGood_21bro what it’s because he has meat in his name😭
@@Silentzdeath96 he got the red meat disease
@@Silentzdeath96 Joe has red meat disease and papa meat is white
@@Silentzdeath96the joke is white meat is okay
I love when youtubers react to RUclipsrs reacting to things.
real
Bro got the blue comment on RUclips 😭🙏
2:12 and that’s how Joe got red meat disease
It’s very interesting seeing this considering I was raised by doomsday preppers. They had the “bug out bags” and stuff. Something i never really thought anything of was helping my father take rations down to his basement. He didn’t have enough money for food yet refused to touch his stockpile because of an “emergency” He didn’t just have a shelf but an entire basement.
Another regular thing was hearing my parents discuss what to do in different situations. What they’d take with them, where to go, etc. My parents also told me never to tell my friends at the time what we had because they would apparently raid us whenever the inevitable apocalypse came. With the way i was raised I fully expected the world to have ended by now so I just don’t have plans for general life stuff lol. I don’t see anything wrong with being prepared for natural disasters and having plans but my parents had such a weird outlook on it. My mom was mostly indifferent to it but my dad was extreme. They had plans for some things and others were just “..well if that event happens then god says it’s our time and we die!”
that's exactly what it was like for me, too
1:51 for anyone who hasn’t seen his vid addressing his situation, he has something called “Alpha-gal syndrome” also known as “AGS.” This is a tick-transmitted allergic condition where people (in this case Joe) develop allergies to Alpha-gal (a sugar found in the tissue of mammals not including humans and other primates). This is a very new disease ,and as of right now, there is no way to treat or cure the disease. This could put people at a higher risk of having heart attacks or possibly even dying early. Praying for you Joe.
The hero nobody needed nor asked for
@@joeshmoe2018🤪
Was this stream before he know he had it
@@ONLY-DANlEL Yes. It takes around 2-3 days to edit videos so he found had already found out before this video was posted.
@@deffnotamalie oh ok I didn’t know sorry
imagine prepping for the apocalypse to end up fighting over canned beans. I think they will probably die because the internet wont exist to brag about surviving.
2:02 we now know what it was
we been knew
Alpha gal right?
@@cooperburt7707nooo brain cancer bro
@SpR1nKZ-p2r fym “no shit” i’m sayin the same thing to the other guy
3:55 when he’s talking about where you might be safe, north and South Dakota are full of silos and storage for nukes, if Russia attacks they are on the top of the list
10/22/2024
“The zombie sh*t, that’s not gonna happen okay.”
~ Joe Bart
2057: Well Joe, you were wrong 😬
@@Harryking210fn😂😂😂
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It’s already happening. In Philadelphia there are people making a mix of horse tranquilizers and fentanyl and literally turning into zombies and bending over like they’re half dead.
@Greatduck777 well we're good unless it evolves and becomes a contagious disease
1:04 the next day: zombie apocalypse has begun
Fortnite: we are doom
Real
7:35 This is awesome seeing you read one of my favorite verses from 1 Thessalonians!!!!
Just curious. Why tf would you want to survive the apocalypse or nuclear bomb. Not to be morbid, but life will be terrible and most of the people you know will be gone.
Weak mindset.
@@Yujieskno? most people wouldn’t want to live in a world where their soul purpose is just surviving. no connection, humans, just replanting vegetables for the rest of ur life in ur sad bunker…. idk
@@inswtda Who said your the last human? You could just travel to find people and start a gang or smth
@@Yujieskwho the hell would want to live their life like that be realistic
@@yelenaiscool ong its not worth it i wouldn't live that way
Thanks for the pfp Joe
“Well aren’t you fukkin fancy” wise words Joe wise words
alpha gal foreshadowing
What’s even better is peanut butter Craig aka “peanut butter Friday” used to stop by my work
Doomsday preppers are like flat earthers, they're both idiots.
Just like you
@@BT_kaysowhat did he do Chris
@@BT_kaysolil wooti is insane
why?
@@hotdigiteydogay bruh why you stalking my profile
10:25 amen, peanut butter Friday on top
💀💀 lolllll
I ❤ Craig
I dont get it can someone explain?
@@random_youtuber666it’s a niche reference only a couple people got the joke
He's on tt
they all just hoping for a day where they can say “who’s delusional now?” but its never coming
Some believe the tribulation will be before the rapture and others think it’s after.
joe never fails to fill me up with his cre- i mean joy
Ngl if ww3 happens we goin out like the dinosaurs
This deserves so much more attention!
Joe During quarantine I had to resort to the mcdonalds napkins i had in my glove compartment, My brother was home so he went into his car and got those shitty mcdonalds napkins for me to whipe my ass with
I know someone who has guns and cans of food buried across the state and he has like a bunker in case the world ends. He has all of that stuff, but he don’t make it his whole personality.
Preppers seem to think dying is worse than living on an abandoned destroyed earth
If a shelf is fancy, I must be a king. I have many shelves.
I miss Joe it’s like he’s still here🕊️🕊️🕊️
“OMG what’s that flash of light….🥴”
i read somewhere that it would only take 15 minutes for the entire planet to be absorbed into a black hole
How would there be a set time? Black holes range drastically in mass and therefore gravitational pulls. Also, that's from an outsiders prospective. If you were to be sucked into a blackhole(and not die immediately) then it's theorized you'd experience immense time dilation.
@@xavierschoen5747 probably your right but time still passes the same in the human mind so I kind of believe it, I would compare it to how fast light kind of travels no matter where you turn the light on it's always the same speed, I didn't read it off Wikipedia, but I also didn't read no nasa article neither I just feel like to the human brain it would seem like 15 minutes that article had alot of good points
My dad built a bunker, this was back in 2013 and I recall problems at that time were his reasoning, something about a possible power grid shutdown and tbh he isn’t wrong, it’s increasingly plausible
WAKE UP BABE JOE POSTED 🦅🦅🦅🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
my parents spent 50k on doomsday food, water, vehicles, and they even installed an emp protector on our breaker box
The Amish are the ultimate survivalists. They grow their own food. They have carpenters, blacksmiths, make their own clothes. They know how to live without electricity.
Always a good night when Joe posts
1:29 Ayo if covid can shut the whole world down with one person getting it I believe there could be zombies
i listened to a true crime podcast about the guy who killed his family to live in his bunker it was so crazy im pretty sure the cops got a hold of him and tried to convince him to leave they had a whole hostage squad too
It’s like gambling, you don’t know when you should start to get the most out of your life
Tbh having a bunker in your yard sounds cool as hell
Nuclear and sunflares are good to prepare against, but if theyre making bases to protect against zombies theyre stupid
Papa meat and Joe make the perfect team even if papa meat doesn’t know who he is there so funny together
"They wish they were in the walking dead".
I mean...to be fair... it *would* be pretty fun😂
Texan. We’ve seen snow like 3 Times in the past 20 years. Our tires aren’t for it, our roads aren’t for it, our people aren’t for it. Me however I was in my backyard making igloos under the foot and a half of snow😄
Joe I really appreciate your jokes, feel like you’re one of the top funniest content creators fr
4:03
33:55 What you need to understand with people, Peter Keller is they get in their heads and come up with gruesome scenarios and they go through with it because their paranoia has diminished any logical thought that the could string together and these people have problems and by him building that bunker and distancing himself from society creates his paranoia to worsen and think everyone is against him and caused him to do what he did and usually after they come to their senses and do something worse to themselves
These people need help and are allowed to do what they want but need to be helped
if a nuke hits and you live you only have to wait 24-48 hours before you go outside
7:30 The Church of Latter-day saints aren’t christian they’re mormon… they believe in VERY different things because joseph smith completely flipped the christian bible on its head when he wrote the book of mormon
The gov is 1000% able to stop a single nuclear bomb
anyone else notice that one guy spamming the same question💀"joe whats the worst pain a guy can feel physically"
people never bring a tv or stream a ton of shows, thats why they resort to checkers
Joe is on 5 day streak, amazing😮💨
Texan here, the main reason they shutdown everything was because our grid was not meant for that weather so literally everything froze. Nothing worked🤣🤣
18 minutes is sexual tension
buying a 3 bedroom 1 bathroom bunker instead of a house might be the new method
Thank you Joe for always posting near dinner time 🙏
Peanut butter Craig
As a latter day saint I'm just happy he used the correct term.. the reason *in opinion* that some people prepare for the rapture is because in revelations it talks about how we will have a time period of where the world is HORRIBLE. We aren't preparing things for when God comes, (except our spirituality) we are preparing for the world to go crappy before it becomes good when God comes. Personally, my family doesn't have food storage but my grandparents definitely are preparing 😅
Why does meat canyon look like he genuinely has that green stinky fog aura 💀
We're all going to be laughing at them but when the world goes to hell they're going to be the ones laughing
Foods important but entertainment is so important for the human mind too
Have to rewatch while I wait for another upload from the Bart man
To be fair I get the concept of having emergency supplies. That makes sense. Whole ass underground bunkers? Nah I don't get that as much. If nuclear war was to happen we'd all be dead. no victor, no prize.
This is where we should send influencer teams to live
That intro was crazy
19 SECONDS W JOEY BOEY
Im sad, I came 4 minutes
I GOT THE REFERENCE JOE I GOT IT 10:19
It depends what type of Nuke it is that determines a blast area
Peanut butter Fridays was traumatic😪
4:16 the jim carrey effect
The dooms day prepping for the rapture is due to the 7 trumpets. Not every single one will go off at once.
I feel like the Amish would outlast mostly everyone on the doomsday preppers show
“Ready for the imminent collapse of the economy” shits already happened like 3 times times since Covid😭
blessed be thou when joe uploads
I don’t even think the world will end in my lifetime, but i want a huge underground bunker cause it’s awesome
just got off work gonna have dinner and watch this v8d
at 6:35 he imensly under estimated how big nuke's are (2000lb bomb would knock down a house). nukes are kilotons how powerful they are.
It was sarcasm 😅
Knower of all nukes ahh
Least brain rotted youtuber commentor@@rynelodermeier956
I don’t live in the US (New Zealand babyyyyy) and we are actually informed by civil defence to have things like a go bag, canned/freeze dried foods and water and also a specific plan for if something were to happen. We don’t go crazy with bunkers and things like that but we’re encouraged to prep like this, maybe because we have more natural disasters like earthquakes but I thought it an interesting bit of info for others around the world
I should add that’s it’s also a lot less “every man for themselves” over here, we have safety spaces for if something serious were to happen and we band together and help each other
Joe always make my day better
Also, if there was to be a zombie apocalypse, I feel like the zombies would be at least able to run, speak, use logic, etc. for a while until their bodies broke down.
That pb Friday dude was lowkey creepy
My grandparents are in between 2-3 and they have me "homeschooled" I am cooked
Bro you always have a new video for me to watch
Me who lives in Somalia where no one would possibly even try to nuke: 🗿
22:49 i used to watch atlas survival shelters alot and i gotta be honest they design thier bunkers to kind of help with the mental state i mean sitting in a 4 wall concrete with a few bunk beds is gonna turn anybody sooner or later insane. with a home design like these it should help a little bit.
Peanut butter Friday dude was hilarious
man this guy makes me laugh my ass of all the time!
just got home perfect time for the joe episode today bet
If a nuclear war happened I’m out of the blast radius from my closest “big” cities but honestly who knows where I’ll be living when that happenes.
A JOE BART VID🔥🔥🔥
U know it’s a good day when Joe post❤
W 6 hour stream today and we got a Joe Bart vid nice
Ngl I am guilty of having a bugout bag in my car.
Genuine question, would Australia ever have conflicts big enough to get nuked?
Doomsday preppers are a gem bro so weird
dead internet theory
dead internet theory
Dead internet theory
so gofy ahh so weird ahh so lame ahh
never understood hating on doomsday preppers
Technically, if you have a bunker, in an apocalypse you’re going to live there for the rest of your life. You’ll eventually die of thirst or starvation.
3:08 I use to live by Lemoore Navy base in California I would scare myself as a child thinking if someone blew up the base my city was close enough I would die too. It’s like the largest navy base on the west coast or something.
pot pie just got ready thanks joe😫
My gfs grandpa has a little bunker room with dried fruits like a shit ton and he has an armory in there I think he thinks the zombies are coming😂
the first thing i see when i see this luxury hotel bunker is whats gonna happen when shit inevitably breaks down