I’ve been having a hard time in life where I can’t really find comfort or joy in any way. watching your videos or streams after a long day always helps me. thank you joe :)
I was in third grade in 1985. My grandma fought someone to get me the last Cabbage Patch kid in the store. I ended up collecting 14 cabbage patch kids ! Joe, dolls are definitely toys. You push them in strollers that you change their clothes you feed them.
Bro what 90% of these weren’t even deadly. Just kids and or parents being stupid. Maybe even on purpose to get a check. No wonder people think the world has gone soft when even kids toys have to be completely stupid proof and extremely safe. Bro when I was a kid I was outside on a bike chilling with other kids idek the names of just doing crazy stuff. I fall off a bike and get cut but ig now that would be worthy of suing over. It’s also insane af that knockoffs lead to bans. Like wtf? Go after the ones taking cheap shortcuts.
actually dude when i would hurt myself on using a toy id learn my lesson and not do that shit again. these are just parents trying not to take the blame fir being shit at raising their kids. whenever something happens they put the blame on someone else then these kids grow up to be utterly clueless about how to solve problems. such as that one about the girl getting her hair caught in the dolls mouth, USE SCISSORS AND CUR HER FUCKING HAIR IS IT REALLY THAT DIFFICULT??? half of these people have no common sense it's infuriating
its hard to go after the knockoffs because what if theyre like pretty close to exactly the same appearance wise? And theyre made over in china and other foreign countries. I understand your point tho
@@awqha not the product but the company itself then banning the company from selling or making the product. This is if we know its knockoff. But it seemed like we knew that the original was safer so if we know that then idk why it was banned in general instead of just the knockoff or at least the company who makes the knock off.
I was in a Walmart today and I literally saw a modernized Easy Bake Oven for sale and I was a little confused because I thought they were banned for good. Crazy that I’m seeing its lore this same day on your channel.
The Polly pocket magnet house made me have a whiplash into childhood. I totally forgot I had that. Luckily I wasn't a stupid kid and swallowed the magnets
I actually remember being young and swallowing magnets. They weren’t polly pocket toys, but were just the little metallic balls you could use to make structures. One of the girls in my class swallowed some by accident and they did in fact connect inside her intestines, it squeezed the track shut and she needed surgery immediately. She came to school a few weeks later and showed us all the surgery scar and the magnets were banned from our school
5:00 I can confirm that slap bracelets are pretty dangerous. My sister had one one on her bed and didn’t know so when she had jumped onto her bed the bracelet had cut into her leg. We had to take her to get stitches.
@@Mathiasovrevik Yeah, this video also left out the detail that many of the children killed by the Pokeball toys were under 2 years of age and forgot to mention that the toys were rereleased later with tiny holes added to the bottom to prevent the vacuum effect.
7:48 Joe have you ever held real life tape measures…. Especially the one in that heavy duty metal mechanism. Those were basically razor blades, not even kidding when that thing will slick back into that little machine. You best believe any fingers in the way is getting caught up in the journey.😂
nah picking up the bullets after is lowkey part of the fun, I only don't fw nerf bc they're just so weak. I haven't bought any of the newer ones but every gun i played with just never did enough
Most of these seemed to have happened when Mattel or Hasbro saw an independent company with a toy that was really successful and died out, so they bought the company and remade the toy just for it to then cause problems when it didn’t before
5:11 one time I had a slap bracelet when I was a kid, and I took the little wrapper off, and I was slinging around and it cut my hand almost IN HALF and I had to go to the icu
It’s plastic and it has joints and connecting points, not to mention batteries. Take out the batteries so it stops heating and cut out the back supports. Then you can remove pressure from the hand, and presto the kid is free. Ain’t like it’s complex, all structures have connecting points.
I must have been getting those bootleg slap bracelets every dam time, because every single one i got the fabric would tear, and the impossibly sharp tape measure edges would cut my fingers up😭😭😭
GOAT. Thanks for watching!
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Don’t eat toys
No fucking way...
obviously
Type shi
i want to tho
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the fact that the first one actually packaged uranium just baffles me
The fact that the atomic kit was listed as a minor hazard baffles me.
Forget God's greatest warrior, meet Joe's greatest glazer "PlayboyAnakinTheCreator"
Playboi Carti is the greatest rapper of all time btw
@@KMJdoggo someone take his opinion privileges away
Nah Michael>>> frfr
@@KMJdoggo lil bro I hope you get endless Spotify ads anytime you try and listen to a song.
@@ChadWorknot an opinion it’s a fact
0:17 on one of fortnite’s recent insta posts i saw silly bands in the comments saying “Fortnite x Silly Bands?” 😭
26:43 has to go in a Joe Bart out of context video
😂😂😂😂wtf😂😂😂
bro i swear little kids see some little shit like a magnet and just think "oh a delectable sweet!"
I’ve been having a hard time in life where I can’t really find comfort or joy in any way. watching your videos or streams after a long day always helps me. thank you joe :)
@@moespada8896 Same bro
😊
0:00 Joe Bart parts his lips, lowers his chin, and releases his vocal cords to create a symphony of noise. Beautiful, Joe.
5:51 simple answer: most kids don't play with physical toys anymore.
One kid going to an emergency room every 3 minutes for a toy related injury is crazy to think about
until you realize every SECOND 4 babies are born
Joe I just want to say you saved me from so many times I was feeling in my lows and you brought me joys through my highs. Thank you you Joe 🙏🏼
0:27 silly bands went crazy
Bro is just saying what everyone thinking😂😂 love this guy no diddy
So many problems could have been solved by parent supervision like I understand missing your kid swallowing one magnet but three??? 😭
I was in third grade in 1985. My grandma fought someone to get me the last Cabbage Patch kid in the store.
I ended up collecting 14 cabbage patch kids !
Joe, dolls are definitely toys. You push them in strollers that you change their clothes you feed them.
Bro what 90% of these weren’t even deadly. Just kids and or parents being stupid. Maybe even on purpose to get a check. No wonder people think the world has gone soft when even kids toys have to be completely stupid proof and extremely safe. Bro when I was a kid I was outside on a bike chilling with other kids idek the names of just doing crazy stuff. I fall off a bike and get cut but ig now that would be worthy of suing over.
It’s also insane af that knockoffs lead to bans. Like wtf? Go after the ones taking cheap shortcuts.
actually dude when i would hurt myself on using a toy id learn my lesson and not do that shit again. these are just parents trying not to take the blame fir being shit at raising their kids. whenever something happens they put the blame on someone else then these kids grow up to be utterly clueless about how to solve problems. such as that one about the girl getting her hair caught in the dolls mouth, USE SCISSORS AND CUR HER FUCKING HAIR IS IT REALLY THAT DIFFICULT??? half of these people have no common sense it's infuriating
And now the toys are all cheap crap and theres nothing cool like an easybake or smth.
its hard to go after the knockoffs because what if theyre like pretty close to exactly the same appearance wise? And theyre made over in china and other foreign countries. I understand your point tho
Holy yap
@@awqha not the product but the company itself then banning the company from selling or making the product. This is if we know its knockoff. But it seemed like we knew that the original was safer so if we know that then idk why it was banned in general instead of just the knockoff or at least the company who makes the knock off.
I was in a Walmart today and I literally saw a modernized Easy Bake Oven for sale and I was a little confused because I thought they were banned for good. Crazy that I’m seeing its lore this same day on your channel.
“Yeah, I grew up playing with uranium”
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Its like he's still with us 🕊️
Joes the only RUclipsr I can consistently watch
i love joe bart
The amount of ridiculous toys made before was unreal. And silly bands was the SHIIIII
The moment when he sead omg it's eating a tiepod yum yum got me dying 😭
That Simon game can treat me for hours
The Polly pocket magnet house made me have a whiplash into childhood. I totally forgot I had that. Luckily I wasn't a stupid kid and swallowed the magnets
Moral of the story- "don't let dumb kids play with cool toys."
joe saying mini cupcake got me dying for no reason
21:35 😂😂😂😂😂bro I am dying after that one
21:38Joe trying not to laugh is actually hilarious
You never fail to make me laugh thank you Joe.
Bro silly bands is so nostalgic 😭
Joe needs to do a try not to laugh kids getting hurt 😂
I actually remember being young and swallowing magnets. They weren’t polly pocket toys, but were just the little metallic balls you could use to make structures. One of the girls in my class swallowed some by accident and they did in fact connect inside her intestines, it squeezed the track shut and she needed surgery immediately. She came to school a few weeks later and showed us all the surgery scar and the magnets were banned from our school
How dare RUclips hide this from me for 40 seconds
But you are 2 hours late 💀
@ Ik RUclips glitched and said 40 seconds
Slap brackets were cutting edge 😂😂😂😂😂
2:13 my first meth lab💀💀💀
If only Walter White gave that to junior
22:18 “LET IT RIB!1!1!1”
5:58
We don’t even have toys
Joe's chat are the biggest yes men ever 😂
Some of these toys are just natural selection tbh.
20:09 i had a helicopter that flew away in the wind into some forest and was lost forever
YO I THINK I FOUND IT WHERE WAS IT THAT YOU LOST IT???
I FOUND A HELICOPTER TOY IN A FOREST THAT WAS JUST MISSING A BIT OF THE BLADE
That’s so sad 😢
“I think there’s helicopter hanging right there” 🤣😂 ah blud 😭⁉️
I make wasps but I add thumb tacks
The crazy thing about all these danger hazard of a toy, Lego is still standing.
Joe Barts got to be the best RUclipsr right now
23:40 my brother got one for his birthday when we were a bit younger and once he tried to get off it he fell and broke his arm😭
Why bro laugjong
@@Domdreezwhat is laugjong buddy cant write bro aint laughing
Mom:“video games are bad for you”
Girls toys:💀
Now no good toys just work in factory😢
Hey Joe, imagine lawn darts go much faster as bullets from a gun.
big ups joseph, you’re killin the game
5:00 I can confirm that slap bracelets are pretty dangerous. My sister had one one on her bed and didn’t know so when she had jumped onto her bed the bracelet had cut into her leg. We had to take her to get stitches.
Yo that’s fucking crazy., hope she healed without issue
2009/2010 kids were the cut off year from collectable toys to just shitty ipad kids.
Think it js depends on who they grew up around
Well we didn’t really have iPads but we have leap frogs and then in 2013 that’s when the iPad stuff came around
Around 2012/2013 kids are the ones who use ipads
No 2014/2015 the first four years of the 2010s were so incredibly mild
Crazy how this came out three years ago feels like it was two hours ago
Joe been having the most entertaining videos recently 🙏🙏
One kid going to an emergency room every 3 minutes for a toy related injury is wild to think about
Funny to think that as of now, nobody has finished this entire video without skipping
lego is like the first toy once your kid gets an addiction (in terms of price tags)
12:13 The video forgot to mention the the cabbage patch dolls had no off switch or any other way to turn them off.
That’s terrifying
@@Mathiasovrevik Yeah, this video also left out the detail that many of the children killed by the Pokeball toys were under 2 years of age and forgot to mention that the toys were rereleased later with tiny holes added to the bottom to prevent the vacuum effect.
7:48 Joe have you ever held real life tape measures…. Especially the one in that heavy duty metal mechanism. Those were basically razor blades, not even kidding when that thing will slick back into that little machine. You best believe any fingers in the way is getting caught up in the journey.😂
bop it is an absolute gem of a game
Say hi if your a Bart fan
$650 would be the equivalent of buying a new console that just dropped from scalpers for your kid
Every video your outro is I gotta piss chat I’ll brb 😂 33:21
nah picking up the bullets after is lowkey part of the fun, I only don't fw nerf bc they're just so weak. I haven't bought any of the newer ones but every gun i played with just never did enough
I love your videos joe your my favourite RUclipsr/streamer. KEEP UP THE GREAT WORK!!!
W for Joe and Brady ❤
When I was six, I got my pinky stuck in an easy bake oven, it luckily wasn’t on but my finger got mangled and it took a few minutes to get it out
I wouldn't be surprised if someone accidentally made a baby nuke that never got reported with that first one.
I crashed my helicopter into my grandmas glass chandelier and it shattered a piece
my dad still has the lawn darts game in our garage LOL
Have a good day joe
Most of these seemed to have happened when Mattel or Hasbro saw an independent company with a toy that was really successful and died out, so they bought the company and remade the toy just for it to then cause problems when it didn’t before
Me constantly replaying to him saying kids 💀
Satisfaction brought it back.
Love you Joe ❤
Oml I had so many of these when I was younger 😭
0:00 - Handsome philosopher begins speaking.
What the glaze
@@Pringleman3 not glaze just love
it's a great day, when there's a Bart vid on the way
5:11 one time I had a slap bracelet when I was a kid, and I took the little wrapper off, and I was slinging around and it cut my hand almost IN HALF and I had to go to the icu
19:33 I got a McRib ad right after this 💀
Bro my brother and I would use my sky dancers as 'ammo' and would literally use them to attack eachother😂
Joe did you get a new camera?
Hi I love this guy he makes me happy😁
another peak Joe bart reaction
Some of these feel like natural selection
Joe def was the type of kid to have like 20 wrist bands
Joe is love Joe is life
I WAS LITERALLY GOING TO SLEEP JOE!
for real lol
We love you Joey!
17:49 put strings on them
Joe never fails to make me eat toys
5:57 yeah, pokemon cards, bracelet things, and me and my friend used to collect random things in like 2nd grade
It’s plastic and it has joints and connecting points, not to mention batteries. Take out the batteries so it stops heating and cut out the back supports. Then you can remove pressure from the hand, and presto the kid is free. Ain’t like it’s complex, all structures have connecting points.
they ripped the skydancers so hard it seemed like they were trying to turn on a chainsaw
W Joe Bartolozzi video
Lawn darts hurt like a mf 💀
When ur boutta f hot chocolate up at 7:14 pm on a Tuesday night watching Joe bartolozzi 🔥🔥🔥🔥
16:40 I had this set growing up and I never knew this was an issue. 😭 I also never knew polly pockets were discontinued in the US. (I'm Canadian tho)
I must have been getting those bootleg slap bracelets every dam time, because every single one i got the fabric would tear, and the impossibly sharp tape measure edges would cut my fingers up😭😭😭