@@bob1986 my elementary took the barny theme and gave it lyrics about killing him. i think the very childish tone of barney just didn't sit right with kids who were getting old enough to not want to associate with children's programming anymore. it was very hard to find shows then that were for kids and didn't treat the audience like they were stupid.
our school had ‘I hate you, you hate me, let’s team up and kill Barney with a one shot, two shot, three shot, four, no more purple dinosaur.’ i guess we all just hated barney for some reason.
This unlocked a memory for me that I forgot I had!… we’d go on to sing “Don’t worry about the body, we flushed it down the potty, and around and around it goes…”
I remember building coffins for my Lego minifigures and pretending red food coloring was blood and then thinking if I ever saw a unicorn in real life, I would kill it and this was in 2012 btw 😂
i wrote a story turning my family in to super hero's and my older brother was the villain. kids push the envelope. always have. it's just that the bas line has changed.
Lmao, that was actually kind of funny. I just imagine a ton of kids sitting together, brainstorming those lyrics and thinking they've got a total banger 😂
Which nursery rhyme is that?! ✋😭 I thought you were gonna mention something like rockabye baby or or something along the lines of that so now I'm genuinely curious lol
This is exactly what I would expect a group of kids to do. They like the shock value and always want to see how far they can push things. Nothing to worry about.
Ngl, as a gen z I can totally see younger me writing something like that. I'm in my 20s now, songwrite as a hobby, and love using body horror metaphors in my lyrics.
I'm also gen z and wrote a song as a kid, but my song as about my dog being on a leash to the tune of Another One Bites the Dust. (An interactive journal told me to write a song and I looked up and saw my mom leading my dog outside for a walk.) I am now 20 and incapable of consuming horror content without having a mental breakdown. I also songwrite as a hobby, but I mostly write songs pertaining to my fandoms. In fact, just last January, I wrote a song from the POV of a cartoon dog. I just love dogs so much. Anyway, I think it all depends on whether or not someone is a horror fan, and maybe gen alpha has more horror fans due to the internet desensitizing them young.
@@rowan404 I've actually been writing fandom songs too! Particularly about a shooter game I've been fixated on. The funny thing about desensitization for me was as a kid, I frequently borrowed medical books from my local library... I recall one particular book about the history of medicine, which had some pretty detailed images and descriptions about how surgery worked in the ancient times, heart transplants, etc... I was fascinated but slightly traumatized. The 1 thing that really affects me is supernatural stuff (ghosts, demons etc), things you can't simply shoot with a gun or cure with medicine.
Ngl everyone did the same things as children. Playing with boundaries of what’s normal or acceptable is what we all do. So long as they aren’t actually doing something seriously wrong like racism or sexism, it’s just part of them growing as people. I know I did the same goofy things in middle school thinking it was the funniest thing ever like the parody of Barney
We had a great art teacher in 7th grade. Taught us how to draw perspective, but let us draw anything we wanted. Most of the boys drew tanks, rockets, UFOs, aliens, monsters, volcanos and Godzilla. We all learned perspective. Also made tie-dyed shirts. Best class ever in middle school.
This feels very normal for kids in general, but as a gen z-er who was still pretty early on in my development when many of the scary things happened, I’m so greatful I’m not gen alpha. My little cousin is gen alpha (one of the older members) and he doesn’t really remember anything pre c19. These kids have known nothing but terror and fear, so these fears aren’t unfounded.
The funniest part of this is the fact that the lyrics have a coherent rhythm and they’re not just a bunch of funny sentences strung together. Kids got a future
I remember in 6th grade one of the science projects was to come up with the story behind whatever constellation you were assigned. Almost every single one involved murder or something gruesome. Im 20 now for reference. I feel like the gruesome stuff is kinda a normal things for kids to talk about honestly.
As a GenZ who sometimes watched Happy Friends as a 4-year-old cuz I thought it was funny and my parents weren't seeing, I think this passes as 'Kids are creepy sometimes'
Recently, I helped teach a summer class that consisted of Gen Alphas. On first day, they managed to find an abandoned baby doll on the playground and they named it Alberto. They created a backstory and drew pictures of him on the computers (It was a digital arts class). Then the Alphas proceeded to throw around and violently dismember Alberto. The dismembered parts were then used for various purposes such as: playing cornhole, hiding them around the playground, and being set on top of the computers as grotesque decorations.
Gen z here, when I was a kid I wrote a song called "Worms" about being eaten from the inside out by metaphorical worms representing guilt. Their just being kids
That's hilarious! It might be an gen alpha thing indeed. My son is 5yo and also loves to compose his songs. It's as scary as this one! At least I'm not alone!😂
The barney parodies, the “Abcdefg gummy bears are chasing me”, heck, we loved shows like Flap Jack, Chowder, billy and mandy, kids have always loved stuff like this
A Christmas carol me and my deranged elementary classmates made, I still remember to this day 😂 Dashing through the snow, in a pair of broken skis, through the hills we go, crashing into trees! The snow is turning red, I think im almost dead, I wake up in the hospital with stitches In my head! Oh, 911, 911 that man has a gun.
ngl this reminds me of what we did in one of my classes: we did telephone but with writing a story about our principal bringing a bulldog to school. i wrote south park characters uprising, the bulldog throwing a knife at the pc and hitting a grandma, the grandma and dog turn into naruto, etc. IT GO SO VIOLENT but it was us kids being silly 😂
The only thing that it was missing was a couple of gyatts, glizzys and a skibidi rizz goonmaxxing Ohio-style sesh to make it on the Billboard Hot 100 😂😂😂😂
All generations all like this actually 😭 it’s just that a VERRRYY long time ago kids used to be dumb and education was hard to get. That probably started the whole standard of “kids should be clueless”
Honestly, kids just be doing that without trauma. They learn words and meanings without the emotional contexts, so it comes out as nightmare fuel, lol.
That's just the same kids thinking edgy things are cool routine that I did as a kid except these kids are obviously more creative. I hear Gary the Bird and think "wow, our future is looking bright"
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Gary is no cannibal. He eats human flesh, not bird flesh. He's evening the score. A true warrior of social justice.
@@gavinthompson1133 the original draft had him eating his own species too that’s cannibalism
Based and Garypilled
That’s right, all birds eat human flesh. (I actually don’t know if that’s true at least crows and hawks do I think)
😅😂
True
"oops he ate a chair" sent me 💀💀
@@SkyboundSweetheart that line is a stroke of genius
He is a devout follower of Filbus great sacrifice.
Lol
@@katcabula FOR REAL
Lol
"Joy to the world, Barney's dead! We barbecued his head!" Yeah, kids have always been totally nuts.
We just really hated that poor purple bastard for some reason. You didn't us calling for the death of Big Bird or Le var Burton from Reading Rainbow.
I can't sing that without a straight face LMFAOOO
@@bob1986 my elementary took the barny theme and gave it lyrics about killing him. i think the very childish tone of barney just didn't sit right with kids who were getting old enough to not want to associate with children's programming anymore. it was very hard to find shows then that were for kids and didn't treat the audience like they were stupid.
our school had ‘I hate you, you hate me, let’s team up and kill Barney with a one shot, two shot, three shot, four, no more purple dinosaur.’ i guess we all just hated barney for some reason.
This unlocked a memory for me that I forgot I had!… we’d go on to sing “Don’t worry about the body, we flushed it down the potty, and around and around it goes…”
I think this is just kids being kids
@@alacrity28 let’s hope 😅
Yeah, I vividly remember writing a song about a suicidal gnome when I was a kid, and I turned out fine
I remember building coffins for my Lego minifigures and pretending red food coloring was blood and then thinking if I ever saw a unicorn in real life, I would kill it and this was in 2012 btw 😂
i wrote a story turning my family in to super hero's and my older brother was the villain. kids push the envelope. always have. it's just that the bas line has changed.
yeah no i was on the same shit at that age. Saying unhinged shit for the hell of it is part of developing a sense of humor imo
this sounds like a 90 singer wrote this high on drugs while drums is playing in the background 😭
@@samikakanani that’s a unique take on it but no substances were involved in writing this
@@samikakanani what I'm saying!!!
@@katcabula oh yeah, just for laughs lol.
@@katcabulawhat age kid wrote this
It sounds like a secret hidden track recorded in the studio at the end of a Gin Blossoms album
Lmao, that was actually kind of funny. I just imagine a ton of kids sitting together, brainstorming those lyrics and thinking they've got a total banger 😂
I felt like it could kind of be a banger tho😂
@@giulianaavila4966 I’m actually considering recording it with the kids. It has nearly 25K views on IG so there might be a demand for it
@@megan893 that’s actually what happened
@@katcabula do iiiittttt I wanna hear it!
@@giulianaavila4966 trust me we’re in the process, it’s just a lot of paperwork with the students first
We grew up with Carl the llama that stabs people 37 times. I don't think the Millenials are alright either but we'll manage
@@polarpunk8861 I think Gen alpha is us but evolved into a more intense Pikachu form
Yummy hands and meat dragon
baby hands.
@@katcabula As a pokemon fan I need to say that pikachu evolves into Raichu. Pikachu can be power up with electro ball though :D
Carrrllllllllllllllllllll
Gary is secretly Duolingo in disguise
@@travelgirls7477 poor owl
Put those kids in a recording booth right now
@@GeinsArtAndCraftSupplies we’re in the process
In the proud tradition of most nursery rhymes tbh. "Down came a blackbird and pecked off her nose," etc. 😂
@@omgwhythough gotta love those nursery rhyme
ring around the rosie for you.
Which nursery rhyme is that?! ✋😭 I thought you were gonna mention something like rockabye baby or or something along the lines of that so now I'm genuinely curious lol
This does feel like normal kids being kids, at least there's no brain rot
The kid might have been hungry. "Oops he ate a chair" and stuff 😂😂
@@lina_mityukova shoulda brought snacks 😅
"Steals credit cards for a living" 🤣
@@lailanitukuafu gary needs to teach me his ways
This is exactly what I would expect a group of kids to do. They like the shock value and always want to see how far they can push things. Nothing to worry about.
Why does this sound like medieval german folk lore ☠️
Because it probably so let’s be real 😭
It does tho.
Ngl, as a gen z I can totally see younger me writing something like that.
I'm in my 20s now, songwrite as a hobby, and love using body horror metaphors in my lyrics.
@@justanotherhumanbeing7119 metaphors are king
Honestly same
I'm also gen z and wrote a song as a kid, but my song as about my dog being on a leash to the tune of Another One Bites the Dust. (An interactive journal told me to write a song and I looked up and saw my mom leading my dog outside for a walk.) I am now 20 and incapable of consuming horror content without having a mental breakdown. I also songwrite as a hobby, but I mostly write songs pertaining to my fandoms. In fact, just last January, I wrote a song from the POV of a cartoon dog. I just love dogs so much. Anyway, I think it all depends on whether or not someone is a horror fan, and maybe gen alpha has more horror fans due to the internet desensitizing them young.
@@rowan404 I've actually been writing fandom songs too! Particularly about a shooter game I've been fixated on.
The funny thing about desensitization for me was as a kid, I frequently borrowed medical books from my local library... I recall one particular book about the history of medicine, which had some pretty detailed images and descriptions about how surgery worked in the ancient times, heart transplants, etc... I was fascinated but slightly traumatized. The 1 thing that really affects me is supernatural stuff (ghosts, demons etc), things you can't simply shoot with a gun or cure with medicine.
@@justanotherhumanbeing7119 Damn. I can’t play shooter games either. I wish I wasn’t so sensitive…
Gary Gary oops he ate a chair had me laughing
Yeah, my generation was like this too.
@@Dreamerwild it seems every generation has something morbid
Not me eating lasagna when I found this…
@@ariannasstudio8765 better cover ur plate then or Gary will steal it
Kids were always this messed up and weird, 😂 this sounds so good though, like an average metal song lyrics 😂
@@LuxuriousLenay lol
Five nights at Gary’s
@@rosenia5409 it did take five-ish days to write this with the class
@@katcabulamake's it perfect XD
Bros 10 second anniversary comin up soon.
Bros 10 second anniversary is coming up soon.
@@katcabula OOP 🤭
“Gary the bird likes eating muppets, Gary the bird breaks into buildings, Gary the bird steals credit cards for a living” honestly slay
Why’s this go so hard tho???
Yeah she s teaching them pretty well!
@@jacobc9221 aww thx
@@imaqueen223 glad u love our song
Ngl everyone did the same things as children. Playing with boundaries of what’s normal or acceptable is what we all do. So long as they aren’t actually doing something seriously wrong like racism or sexism, it’s just part of them growing as people.
I know I did the same goofy things in middle school thinking it was the funniest thing ever like the parody of Barney
We had a great art teacher in 7th grade. Taught us how to draw perspective, but let us draw anything we wanted. Most of the boys drew tanks, rockets, UFOs, aliens, monsters, volcanos and Godzilla. We all learned perspective.
Also made tie-dyed shirts.
Best class ever in middle school.
@@richgustafson9613 the world needs more teachers like those
I'm not a boy, but I would've loved to draw aliens in school, or even have an art class for that matter...
This feels very normal for kids in general, but as a gen z-er who was still pretty early on in my development when many of the scary things happened, I’m so greatful I’m not gen alpha. My little cousin is gen alpha (one of the older members) and he doesn’t really remember anything pre c19. These kids have known nothing but terror and fear, so these fears aren’t unfounded.
@@Yourlocaltrashgoblin well said
absolutely fire song
I don’t know what you’re so worried about, that was hilarious 😂
I love it, tell them to make a full version
@@I_like-turtles-and-bread we’re working on recording it actually
The funniest part of this is the fact that the lyrics have a coherent rhythm and they’re not just a bunch of funny sentences strung together. Kids got a future
I don’t think it’s just gen Alpha. I remember how many kids sang some very dark songs when I was little. They just have a dark sense of humor
I remember in 6th grade one of the science projects was to come up with the story behind whatever constellation you were assigned. Almost every single one involved murder or something gruesome. Im 20 now for reference.
I feel like the gruesome stuff is kinda a normal things for kids to talk about honestly.
As a GenZ who sometimes watched Happy Friends as a 4-year-old cuz I thought it was funny and my parents weren't seeing, I think this passes as 'Kids are creepy sometimes'
I mean gen z grew up on five nights at Freddy's so I'd imagine gen alpha to be desensitized to the internet horror genre
0:56 I COULD WRITE A SONG ABOUT KASANE TETO! *raises hand✋️*
UTAULOID STAN SPOTTED 😱‼️
Recently, I helped teach a summer class that consisted of Gen Alphas. On first day, they managed to find an abandoned baby doll on the playground and they named it Alberto. They created a backstory and drew pictures of him on the computers (It was a digital arts class). Then the Alphas proceeded to throw around and violently dismember Alberto. The dismembered parts were then used for various purposes such as: playing cornhole, hiding them around the playground, and being set on top of the computers as grotesque decorations.
_In fairness,_ this is how kids have always been. This is the modern equivalent of creepy old nursery rhymes.
Gen z here, when I was a kid I wrote a song called "Worms" about being eaten from the inside out by metaphorical worms representing guilt. Their just being kids
It's not a cannibal if it eats other animals.
We NEEEED a full performance of Garry the bird
Ok but that rhyming is so good😭
At least it’s not “skibidi rizzing the fanum tax yeah yeah”
“Oops, he ate a chair” 💀😅🫣🫢
"I have no words...
but lol."
- Random Gen Alpha Pre-Teen
I'm gen z and this was how 7th grade drama was I think every generation has their moments 💀
That's hilarious! It might be an gen alpha thing indeed. My son is 5yo and also loves to compose his songs. It's as scary as this one! At least I'm not alone!😂
@@melinakiszka1775 👍
I would use this as a lullaby ngl😂
The barney parodies, the “Abcdefg gummy bears are chasing me”, heck, we loved shows like Flap Jack, Chowder, billy and mandy, kids have always loved stuff like this
This song slays I’d buy it
Understandable concern & reaction, but also this brings back so much nostalgia for me
Wed probably have to go back to the 70s to find a child who wasnt this traumatized. Abnormal has become normal.
Wrong: Vietnam footage.
A Christmas carol me and my deranged elementary classmates made, I still remember to this day 😂
Dashing through the snow, in a pair of broken skis, through the hills we go, crashing into trees! The snow is turning red, I think im almost dead, I wake up in the hospital with stitches In my head! Oh, 911, 911 that man has a gun.
“ oops, he ate a chair “ WHAT-? 😭
ngl this reminds me of what we did in one of my classes:
we did telephone but with writing a story about our principal bringing a bulldog to school. i wrote south park characters uprising, the bulldog throwing a knife at the pc and hitting a grandma, the grandma and dog turn into naruto, etc. IT GO SO VIOLENT but it was us kids being silly 😂
@@rainbowunicorngirl2187 😳 poor grandma
I think they’re just having fun lol
Best thing ever get them a record deal rn!
@@Midnights_255 we are in the middle of recording it this week. Also not a record label myself but just a fun project 😊
@@katcabula 🫶🏼
Why’s that song actually fire tho I’d listen to it
this is low key a banger
The only thing that it was missing was a couple of gyatts, glizzys and a skibidi rizz goonmaxxing Ohio-style sesh to make it on the Billboard Hot 100 😂😂😂😂
Nahh this is totally just a kids thing. From the title I would’ve thought it was a skibidi thing or something 😂😂
Sounds like something my little sister would write
@@homosapien7316 unfortunately she wasn’t in my class
Never knew gen alphas were chill like that
NGL, this seems normal to me
@@magicalmarshmallow3368 we’re all desensitized 😅
All generations all like this actually 😭 it’s just that a VERRRYY long time ago kids used to be dumb and education was hard to get. That probably started the whole standard of “kids should be clueless”
I like the cannibal bird. JUSTICE FOR GARRY!!
“Gary, Gary, oops he ate a chair 😂” HAD ME ROLLING ON THE FLOOR
@@IDontCareRoblox if u like this song, we are working on recording a full version 💙
Gen Alpha seems to be developing a sense of humor lol
that escalated quickly..
they be spittin bars tho🔥🔥🔥
This is the good part of gen alpha that doesn’t have brain rot
The kids are alright.
gary is a menace to society
This is hilarious and I would absolutely jam out to this song
This is just killing Barney all over again
This Is way better than anything I wrote as a kid. Also less disturbing than what stuff we watched as kids on RUclips so the kids are alright
Literally every child in every generation
well you should have told them “no violence” or school appropriate, but though “oops he ate a chair” sent me down😂
Concerns?! That’s fire get them in the studio!
The rhyming tho is on point- 🔛👌
The song sounds like something out of a horror movie describing a monster 💀
ngl this is much better then what some other gen alpha kids would’ve wrote
New fear unlocked: gary
Lmao im rolling on the floor literally I haven't laught this bad in a while 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@Xxmoon._.flowerxX we are working on recording a full version 💙
This turned from weirdly unsettling but cute to a horror show in just 2 verses
This is actually a masterpiece
You and me both. Gen alpha scares me 💀
“Oops he ate a chair” GOES SO HARD BRO IM LITERALLY BAWLING THIS LYRIC IS TOO DEEP 😭
@@CalypsoCheese Glad u like it. We’re working on recording it. My latest post has the updates 💙
“oops he ate a chair” HE ATE WHAT?? 😭
Duolingo: WOW I HAVE FANS 🤩 THIS DESCRIBES ME EXACTLY ❤ TYY
I think this song is about a certain Green owl... who isn't named gary
Duolingo
The song was a actually a vibe at first then took a slow but sudden turn 😭😭
@@DeyjahVue-c8w quite a plot twist
This is fire 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
Nah the human flesh part☠☠
Bro this literally just kids being kids
This is hard!!!😂
I unironically love this
Honestly, kids just be doing that without trauma. They learn words and meanings without the emotional contexts, so it comes out as nightmare fuel, lol.
Nah, 90s and 80s were WAY more violent than this in their songs. Kids are just like this
That's just the same kids thinking edgy things are cool routine that I did as a kid except these kids are obviously more creative. I hear Gary the Bird and think "wow, our future is looking bright"
At least there were no brainrot terms