that's a 4D chess move right here, give them something easy to pick up on and say "hey, get rid of this part" so they feel like they did something! shame it didn't work :(
Someone told me it's an anagram of 'vomit' years ago and not touched the stuff since. From all the retching noises in this audio, I'm guessing B-man heard the same.
I mean you gave them a lot of variety to choose from and it's clearly you, it's funny and weird and out there but cool. I could choose some clips that would work on their own, some that could work with maybe a brief voiceover. With no instructions and no boundries and no pointers I have no idea what else they expected...
Clear example of a rubbish brief! It's probably beyond their tiny lil minds to actually appreciate how good this is. Also I feel it resonates with the target market better than their polyester suits will. Have a Vimto :)
This is fucking beautiful lol. I mean... look at other adverts back in the day on UK TV Even Vimtos old adverts had crazy shit. Omg and the Crusha milkshake adverts. crazy. This would have been perfect. They made a mistake.
This is great and all but it is TRULY BEAUTIFUL imagining a set of suits sitting around listening to this going "Oh is it over now--no. No. Sorry I'll quiet down. ..............how many gagging sounds? sorry."
I honestly can imagine dozens of ads coming out from this one soundtrack. Case in point: Adult Swim bumps that last seconds but are highly memorable for their visuals/music.
Lol this is hilarious. 😂 What did they expect. It feels like those off the wall ads they had back in the 90s. I kinda dig it. And i cant imagine how awkward that video chat must have been😂 I hope they still paid you.
oh boy, they had no idea what they had at hands! that track split up in20 snippetts or so with just that distorted can as vid would have become truely iconic!
What really annoys and frustrates me about advertising, aside from the frequency and duration, is the absolutely mindless lack of creativity. If I ever launch a product, I will definitely hire you. Kiss
I feel your commercial was successful as it not only makes me want to listen to the commercial instead of skipping it but I'm curious about the product now.
Oh my god this is amazing. Please drop a line to the animator Don Hertzfeldt and make something amazing happen - either with this masterpiece or something new and "unusual".
It would have been one of the few tv adverts that would have caught my attention lol, they messed up. I would have pref'd this over the tango man ones. I think I've found my new ringtone. PS. If you close your eyes and think the words ring tone, it sometimes sounds like your saying ringtone 🤣
I think this video is the best publicity they ever had, thousands of people will see this and hear about Vimto! for the first time in their life. Their sales will be of the charts!! (now where to get it in Belgium) ps, can we remix this?
Some of the worst clients I've ever had have said "Just do whatever!" Nah, man, gimmie a brief.. just a crumb of what you are looking for and I can go off that. But nothing? Nobody is going to have a good time. I love how unhinged this is, it would have been amazing.
They seriously missed the potential here. It could have been chopped up into small ads, some animated for the telly box, some for radio and some just internet. Maybe have a tiny overlap part between different ads and run a competition where people have to put the song together like a big jigsaw. That was my first thought anyway 🤷
I understand there are a few bits that just wouldn't cut it in radio air play. But, there are some major gold bits here and with some "notes" and refinements you really had something here. Some great little stings and inserts here too, especially on commercial youth oriented radio. Shame. Hopeful they get a late bump on the back of this drop. 🎉
vimto will be really confused why have their sales gone up after this gem was posted here.
I need a ViMT0
“Vimto, you can buy it in the shops” has to be without a doubt the best marketing slogan I. have.ever. heard. !. 🤣
"Drink it with your mouth" got me
"It's made of things!"
With the right animator you could have been part of the most memorable ad campaign since Ariston.
@@tychothefriendlymonolith oh, now that's in my head now! It goes on... and on... and on... and on, it's Ariston
Cyriak...
@@rejectedautobiography YES
and on and ariston , damn im showing my age
I don’t know that ad but I was thinking since the you’ve been tango’d ads
I feel a sudden need to go to the shop to quench my thirst...
"It's made of things" is the best line ever and I'm adopting this in my daily life! 😂
It's made of stuff as well.
How do we know this ISN'T the vimto ad campaign disguised as a rejected pitch.
It's ads all the way down
I imagine the “it’s mostly sugar” part didn’t help in the approval process
😂
Or the, 'you might get I'll'... but arguably that can be said for anything else that you drink nonstop. Even water.
that's a 4D chess move right here, give them something easy to pick up on and say "hey, get rid of this part" so they feel like they did something! shame it didn't work :(
I think it is safe to conclude that the topic has been thoroughly explored. 🙂
Well telling beardyman to do something unusual is certainly a way to go
I keep a bottle of Vimto squash at work, now I can have a chuckle with every sip, randomly drop a line from this, and further alienate my colleagues
Sounds like a GTA radio ad. Corporate people were slacking.
I can't understand why they didn't air it. It's commercial gold! I'm sure they'll be back in touch shortly, waving their cheque book at you. 🤣😂
With equally strong animation.... there's a classic ready to be born
Man, I really feel like drinking a Vimto all of a sudden
Vimto is an anagram of Vomit
and they wanted to make mister man sit and listen to this with them, not realizing this was accidentally marketed to the RUclips audience
Thankyou, but we know. 😊
Those people in meetings rarely had any idea what people really want. We wanted this! They took this away from us.
I like the ocasional scream of vimto in between the choppier vimtos within the overal vimmy toe
Someone told me it's an anagram of 'vomit' years ago and not touched the stuff since. From all the retching noises in this audio, I'm guessing B-man heard the same.
I mean you gave them a lot of variety to choose from and it's clearly you, it's funny and weird and out there but cool. I could choose some clips that would work on their own, some that could work with maybe a brief voiceover. With no instructions and no boundries and no pointers I have no idea what else they expected...
"beardyman which FX did you use for this project?"
"yes"
Up there with Don Hertzfeld’s “Rejected” cartoons for The Family Learning Channel
Clear example of a rubbish brief! It's probably beyond their tiny lil minds to actually appreciate how good this is. Also I feel it resonates with the target market better than their polyester suits will. Have a Vimto :)
This feels like the audio equivalent to Don Hertzfeldt's "Rejected". Can't get enough of it.
Vimto saved my life back in `04, so happy to see him still thriving!
unironically one of your best works
hahaha. You should release this as a pack of 437 ring tones
I'd like to see a car insurance company hire this man. This soft drink stuff sold me instantly, he needs a challenge.
When people say "how was your weekend" and I say "oh, it was fine". This is the sound the weekend makes in my head.
“Vimto: the *SICKEST* word I know!”
I say right now if it was the agency asking for Tango, it would have been sold at first listen.
If Beardyman and Jacob Collier took Mushrooms and E together...
Washed it down with VIMTOOOOOoooooOOooo...
I want to be there
This is fucking beautiful lol.
I mean... look at other adverts back in the day on UK TV
Even Vimtos old adverts had crazy shit.
Omg and the Crusha milkshake adverts. crazy.
This would have been perfect. They made a mistake.
This is AWESOME! I could cut this into more than a dozen completely different radio spots, and 100 5 second stingers.
This is the best thing since sliced vimto.
This is great and all but it is TRULY BEAUTIFUL imagining a set of suits sitting around listening to this going "Oh is it over now--no. No. Sorry I'll quiet down. ..............how many gagging sounds? sorry."
I honestly can imagine dozens of ads coming out from this one soundtrack. Case in point: Adult Swim bumps that last seconds but are highly memorable for their visuals/music.
dude this is genious , they missed out on what could have been a very memorable add campaign
They could have made literally 20 unique adverts from this audio
to thoes ad executives , "YOU KNOW WHEN YOU BEEN VIMTO'ED
im sat in the middle of the office laughing my tits off because of this video and everyone is staring at me now lol
This might be my favorite ad of all time.
"You can buy it in the shops" well I think its great
I hope you got paid.. That kicked ass BTW, Im surprised they couldnt find a snippet to use.. Its rad..
"How many drugs is this guy on?" Said multiple times in that corporate meeting.
and the answer was 'yes'
I've never been told in so many ways that something's made of things
solve your unwavering dread and visceral unease with a refreshing goblet of Vimto! available wherever they cant find you
"It's made of things" Definitely Aphex Twin's favourite beverage.
Lol this is hilarious. 😂 What did they expect. It feels like those off the wall ads they had back in the 90s. I kinda dig it. And i cant imagine how awkward that video chat must have been😂 I hope they still paid you.
I think they made a mistake here !!! It was all about the outrageous of adverts back then !!!! So funny tho 👏👏😂😂
My word, this would have TROUNCED the Fanta ad... Confident that had they run this it would be a hell of a lot more prevalent today..
oh boy, they had no idea what they had at hands! that track split up in20 snippetts or so with just that distorted can as vid would have become truely iconic!
the marketing campaign wasn't abandoned, it's right here! ;)
What really annoys and frustrates me about advertising, aside from the frequency and duration, is the absolutely mindless lack of creativity. If I ever launch a product, I will definitely hire you. Kiss
I sent this to a friend who works at a marketing agency. This made me laugh so much.
I feel your commercial was successful as it not only makes me want to listen to the commercial instead of skipping it but I'm curious about the product now.
I love vimto, and I think this is this a best thing I’ve ever heard
I fucking love Vimto, I think this was missing a big hearty V burp
The transcript, I can't 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Oh my god this is amazing. Please drop a line to the animator Don Hertzfeldt and make something amazing happen - either with this masterpiece or something new and "unusual".
I can only dream of harnessing this level of surrealism, it’s fantastic
This could have been the backing track to the Tango ads "you've been tangoed", different brand, same feel. Weird indeed!
It would have been one of the few tv adverts that would have caught my attention lol, they messed up. I would have pref'd this over the tango man ones. I think I've found my new ringtone. PS. If you close your eyes and think the words ring tone, it sometimes sounds like your saying ringtone 🤣
Im sat here with a glass of vimto and this come up on my feed......
a glass xD
I think this video is the best publicity they ever had, thousands of people will see this and hear about Vimto! for the first time in their life. Their sales will be of the charts!! (now where to get it in Belgium) ps, can we remix this?
Some of the worst clients I've ever had have said "Just do whatever!" Nah, man, gimmie a brief.. just a crumb of what you are looking for and I can go off that. But nothing? Nobody is going to have a good time.
I love how unhinged this is, it would have been amazing.
I liked the part where it said vimto
Aphex Twin vimto diaries.
Aphex Twimto
its giving six impala
specifically the six impala soda ads lol
A, 7 minute ad that suggests you might get I’ll from the product? Welp, their loss!
Sales up by 1300%.
Man, those vomit sounds really get me good. Too funny man
Supping on Vimto as I enjoy this masterpiece
“We did it, Joe!”
Actually there are several great possibilities for a markable commercial. :D 5:21 is my favourite part
This actually sounds really awesome.
They messed up by not putting this on the radio
they could have used any portion of this and been set, missed opportunity!
love this pre AI music, but AI is doing this almost better now
CAN WE HAVE THIS ON SPOTIFY??? I BEG YOU!!!
They seriously missed the potential here. It could have been chopped up into small ads, some animated for the telly box, some for radio and some just internet. Maybe have a tiny overlap part between different ads and run a competition where people have to put the song together like a big jigsaw. That was my first thought anyway 🤷
I'll be honest there's dozens of gems in here.
Fck, best ad ive seen for a long time. I shall buy more vimto.
Problem is that to a vimto ad exec, "really unusual" is something along the lines of having your vimto in a mug instead of a glass.
Legend. Absolutely eFfing legend.
and why it doesn't surprise me ? :)
Beardyman is becoming Cyriak
This both defines and re-defines the meaning of 'on brand'
I am currently swimming across the Atlantic Ocean rn. Must git Vitmo!
I now want to make actual ads to go with these, there are bangers in here
Vimto should get some solid sales from now!
I understand there are a few bits that just wouldn't cut it in radio air play. But, there are some major gold bits here and with some "notes" and refinements you really had something here. Some great little stings and inserts here too, especially on commercial youth oriented radio. Shame. Hopeful they get a late bump on the back of this drop. 🎉
Would totally buy it after hearing that ad ❤ it even inclouded that it includes sugar. I can buy it in a shop. VIMToe❤
My name is Wim (Dutch name) I already found 3 brilliant ringtones in here 😂
OMG I LOVE YOU!! You're the BUTTHOLE SURFERS of the digital world. This is AMAZING!!!
Clinton really missed a trick here… this is like the Boaty McBoatface thing… So odd that if you just run with it it will probably blow up 😂
YOU MIGHT GET ILL - IT'S MOSTLY SUGAR LMAO
Certainly a lot of vim to enjoy here 🥤
This is definitely, easily one of your songs.
I mean, there's so much there that could appeal to just about anybody... Surprised they dumped it outright. Corpos, dude...
Holy crap you’re alive!!!!!!! That’s awesome!!!!!! Where you been?
I fancy a vimto. I heard it’s made of things.
juat ahead of your time bud, thats all. this shit would be fire on tiktok nowadays.
I've never heard of vimto before, since I'm german... but I'm getting quite thirsty suddenly. xD