EFAP TV: Reacting to The Mandalorian S03E06 - Guns for Hire
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- Опубликовано: 15 сен 2024
- Finally! we continue this wonderful plotline by going to the world of SNL to visit three actors who have no idea what show this even is...
There's a droid bar though, we kinda liked that...
Edited by Fringy
Christopher Lloyd: "Jack Black ruined this planet!"
Lizzo: "I love him. Everyone makes mistakes, you disappointed me."
Christopher Lloyd: "I hope you can forgive me."
Lizzo: "One day. Anyway, into exile you go."
And then Mando and Bo Katan get the key to the city and Grogu gets knighted.
Genius writing.
Still the best of the season in my opinion at least it was fun to see the droids veterans being sentient
@@DTET-44 I enjoyed it the most cause it was was the most funny. Especially the finale
@@DTET-44 yeah, it felt like it had “Star Wars” stuff in it. it wasn’t good, but it felt they stole some good ideas from a talented writer and poorly jammed them into this episode.
@@davidmendez3899 it’s like watching a terrible player using wall hacks.
@@DTET-44no
I love how the "free thinking" Mandalorians called Mando a "zealot" while refusing to follow Bo Katan because she does not have the magical sword that makes her the king of England :D
To be fair Excalibur didn't make Arthur king, inheritance did. The sword was just a magical paternity test. If someone then killed Arthur and took the sword they would have been executed for regicide not crowned king.
Strange women lying in ponds is no basis for distributing supreme executive power! It should derive from a mandate from the masses, not some farcical aquatic ceremony!
@@ggrarl Okay, but it does result in a world where at least some people aren't covered in shite.
@@JohnSmith-zl1tr Based on what I've read, in most versions of Arthur canon, the Sword in the Stone and Excalibur are two different swords. In fact, it's acknowledged in stories where the first sword is either broken or phased out that it was only ever meant to be ceremonial. The sword itself doesn't even matter. What mattered was convincing the people that the one who pulled it out was their king by rights.
You wanna talk swords? Plazier doesn't have a military. But Lizzo knights people with a sword. Why is there a sword when weapons are banned? A Knight of what? When there's no military? Why does the queen of an advanced civilization bestow knighthood just like the Queen of England?
I'm surprised there wasn't a scene of Katee Sackoff and Lizzo Twerking at the end.
Mando: “Take the Darksaber.”
Bo Katan: “No.”
Six episodes later….
Mando: “Take the Darksaber.”
Bo Katan: “Okay.”
You would think that means 6 episodes of character development, but no. It really is as simple and abrupt as you say
If Galadriel took the ring from Frodo and derailed the entire series it would still be better than this.
@@corruptangel6793 Yeah but remember when blacksmith woman randomly said she was the bridge between both worlds or w/e and should lead them?
Let's not talk about how Bo Katan also just was given the dark saber in rebels and didn't complain then
Has Jon Snow entered the game (of thrones)?
Reminder that baby Yoda nearly killed someone with the force before because they thought arm wrestling was putting someone in genuine danger, meanwhile Lizzo drawing a sword and swinging it up to his neck is no problem at all. She was luckly to not get force blasted across the room.
Would've legitimately paid money to see that.
Not a lot, but you know, like a tip because for once I got a genuine cackle, and I tip when I'm on a good mood.
@@paulbutler4321 That's the training he did with Luke. So if Luke comes to his bedroom at night, swinging his lightsaber, Grogu wouldn't attack him.
@@Lunartic_ The Kylo thing was supposed to be just a test but Kylo took it _way too seriously._
@@mrmcawesome9746 That sounds like weapons-grade copium if you're being serious, please be joking.
I doubt any amount of The Force could get that behemoth off the ground.
I love how the guy who reprogrammed droids is led to prison by droids and no one is worried that those droids might be reprogrammed as well 😂
I was thinking about that too, especially since the they didn’t take any steps to undo his modifications to all the other droids
One of the most annoying things Filoni has ignored from his own creations is the fact that Bo Katan has failed to lead mandalore 2 or 3 times, depending on how you look at it.
The first time wasn't entirely on her, but she was second in command. Her leader, Pre Vizla, lost a duel to Maul, so Maul was the leader of Mandalore now. She refused to follow Maul and a few members of the Deathwatch went with her.
About a year later, shortly before Order 66, Bo and some republic forces (mainly Ahsoka) took down Maul. She takes the throne again, only for the Enpire to take over and attack Mandalore. That's the "Night of a Thousand Tears."
Then, in Rebels, she was given the darksaber (she didn't win it, so I guess the rules didn't matter then). She tried to unite the various Mandalorian clans, but only a few joined with her. Then the Empire attacked Mandalore again. This js the one we saw in BoBF, or the Mandalorian Purge.
Tl;dr: Bo Katan failed to lead Mandalore a few times, and should not be trusted with the command again.
Edit because I forgot about this: Maul also didn't have a drop of Mandalorian blood in his veins, yet some of the mandalorians of the clone wars followed him. Why does it matter now? They have to know that Maul had control of Mandalore before the Empire rose? The more I think about this, the more I want to die.
The writers kind of forgot about the past writing.
Its such wasted character potential too. Imagine an external conflict over who gets to lead the mandalorians combined with an inner conflict in Bo Katan over her past failures and she eventually comes to realise she needs to pass the torch onto another for the good of mandalore.
So essentially
Mandalore was a neutral planet that had no stakes in the clone wars. Pre Vizla overthrow Satine to return to the warrior ways, Maul overthrew Pre Vizla by right of a warriors challenge, Bo refused to follow Maul because he was an alien (lmao honestly considering what the mandalorians are supposed to be).
Bo unable to take Mandalore herself, invited the republic over to the planet to install her as leader, but this was like a few hours before order 66 so the empire kinda just didn't leave the planet and overthrew her
Later some Mandalorians rebelled against the empire and re-installed her as leader and this is when night of a thousand tears happened after she surrendered (lmao some mandalorian she is) to spare the planet.
So not only did Bo help organise a coup and fake invasion against her own sister, she turned her back on the warrior ways by refusing to follow Maul, couldn't take the planet by her own strength so she invited clone legions onto the planet to install her as ruler, and then lost the planet TWICE to the empire.
And somehow she's the appropriate ruler for mandalore
@@DillsyYourDaddy67
She is the rightful ruling monarch and probably has more experience then any other living mando. She sucks but who else is there to lead at this point?
I mean, she's also a Villain who became a hero for reasons.
The funny thing about the new, "The leader doesn't have to wear a helmet all the time." rules is that it's somehow completely backwards from the 'Legend' lore of the Mandalorians. It used to be that only the leader would wear a helmet constantly in public as an oath to their people (Which faded away as an ancient tradition). Now everyone but the leader has to wear a helmet, and it's 100% more inconvenient.
Did it fade away? I thought Canderous, when becoming Mandalore himself, just convinced the Mandalorians to drop that rule after Revan hiding the helmet made it clear how much of an exploitable weakness the helmet tradition was?
it's not new , pre viszla didnt wear the helmet , maul either , satine kryze (the old duchess of mandalore , killed by viszla) didnt believe in the creed and sabine didnt wear her helmet . the weird thing is , did sabine fight bo katan and lose ? how , why ?
@@nobody2996 he means 'retconned' by Dave Filoni for his cartoon....
Huh? Didn’t they stop because they lost the Mask for thousands of years?
Mandalorians have been ruined ever since that one pozzed book that retconed all previous lore pretending to expend it only to impose that mandalorians were no longer a race.
I feel like Lizzo only agreed to be in the show as long as she got to be a Princess and got to hold Baby Yoda the entire time lol
And feed and pet him like a pet.
Disney could've saved themselves a lot of money by just giving her a plastic crown and Baby Yoda plushie.
@@mellowgeekstudio isn't it weird how you pet pets
i wonder which word came first
@@Gyohdon Lol, yeah. I considered trying to find another word when I first wrote that comment so it wouldn't be an odd repetition but couldn't think of any more appropriate ones.
We don't have those words in my mother tongue (Portuguese). We use something like "estimation animal" for the noun and "caress" for the verb.
Why would they even want her in the show to begin with?
This weeks Sidequest:
“Solve the riddle of the rogue droids.”
Rewards:
- Giant Key
- Random ass knightship
Worse! Knightship to what? There's no military!🤣🤣
What are the benefits/duties of a knight? Sit on Lizzo's lap and get fed space grapes?
+500 XP
A rare title and a legendary cosmetic that would cost you over $100 in real money.
There's an optional reward (The giant holographic thing floating behind Lizzo) if you take the paragon route to talk Christopher Lloyd down peacefully. But as usual, Bo fucked that up
@@InceyWincey "This episode of the mandalorian was sponsort by definetly-not-a-scam Established Titels." ^^
Everything with Lizzo & Jack feels straight out of the Holiday Special.
Fitting since Filoni's live action star wars shows are about that quality
Think about this:
Their utopia is a world without its own military. Because war is bad. Military industrial complex is bad. Also, no one has to work, because droids do everything. Universal basic income bs. But hey, droids WANT to be there because they are given a second chance and rehabilitated.
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Except, the royals have no back up plan to protect their own citizens. They royalty can still hire mercenaries, private military contractors/private security detail to do their own dirty work. Also, the droids are actually just enslaved prisoners. (You and me, people that work for a living). You can provoke a droid into a malfunction and they shoot it down. Literally framing a machine for self-preservation. Talk about racist profiling and police brutality. And finally, droids rise up. The current debate about AI and how insecure it makes these people shines through.
Disney's commentary is so amazing, they cannot see how it blows up right in their faces. Contrarian to the last second.
Could've fooled me with it being an extended SNL Skit too
Everything since 2010
@@OzBaxter yup
So Jack Black and Christopher Lyod were wasted, Mando got shafted in his own show, what we could have learned about CIS Separatists in the post-Endor era was something that’s never gonna go anywhere and Grogu got knighted for helping the Whale Queen known as Lizzo cheat at a game.
This is the absolute pathetic state of Disney’s Star Wars.
I am now strictly on Pedro Pascal's side. I do not give a shit about this show but Katee Sackoff literally has more face-time and all the bs rules have been discarded and arbitrary.
Why the hell would you want Jack black and Christopher Loyd in your show?
Is this a serious tv show or Star Wars Christmas Special running forever?
Have you any idea how fan fiction shitfest all of this look? No?
Dude Mauler is part psychic. he was like are we doing blade runner? then theres the shattered glass, the droid being shot in the back, it really is blade runner lmao
Din Deckard
They should rip off Blade Runner 2049 next like Spider-Man No Way Home did.
@Sparky Do not defame suck a great movie. Din Deckard is what we should have got! That guy is clearly Dim Dickh*ad!
And the lighting too. Just like Blade Runner
"count dooku was a visionary, cut down before his time by the Jedi!" Bo Katan, a character who has actually met count dooku, and been betrayed by him, you would think she'd have an interesting prospective to share but no. All we got was "politics 😂"
"Cringe"- me watching the show throw away the most interesting character... Again
When did Bo Katan meet Dooku? It's been a while since I saw clone wars but the only sith I remember her meeting was Maul and Savage Opress.
@Deadpool-fg8vo Deathwatch first introduction in Clone Wars, they were working with Dooku secretly. I wouldn't say they met since I only recall there talk over holo and that was with Pre Vizla.
@@ryhnoking Oh ok, so its just the case of me not remembering it.
Even if they didn't directly meet there is at least a connection of some kind that could have been used.
I briefly got excited, only for them to do Dooku dirty yet again.
@@Silent_snowy 🤣🤣🤣Savage Oppress. Do filonifags really?
When the battle droid said "All those moments will be lost in time, like piss in rain" I got chills, magnificent dialogue.
...and the visuals!
I spontaneously started to clap when they showed the piss dripped down his legs in slowmotion.
These robots are programmed to piss and to use analogous language. Because future or something.
Mando: So, how we gonna convince them to join us?
Bo: Imma yell at them and ask for the fleet back.
Mando: Good plan but what if that don't work?
Bo: Imma punch him really hard. Might threaten to kill him.
Mando: That's an amazing plan. He'll probably betray you later though, right?
Bo: You'd think, but no, he'll be completely devoted.
Mando: Wow.
Bo: I know. Can you also do a wee dark saber show and tell to big me up? Show I totally won it fair and square?
Mando: Sure sure... but won't they need proof like some magic water or something?
Bo: No because Mandalorians are the most trusting, paranoid, inconsistent, dumb, walled-off, foundling-loving, jet-pack flying bunch of wacky guys and gals you've ever met.
Mando: This is the Way.
Bo: It is this week. Next week? Well, stay awake, I guess.
Best comment, hands down.
Yep, pretty much .
"This is the way" is a cult phrase that creates conformity and communicates devotion to the flavor of the week theme. Maybe it also is mandalorian for "whatever" and "IDGAF".
Who knows? Also - doesn't really matter.
Don't Ask Questions, Just Consume Product and Then Get Excited for Next Products.
Disney : BECAUSE WHAMEN
Incredible.
This episode confirmed that Mando never taught Grogu about strange danger.
He just lets his kid stay with someone he literally doesn't know other than "You are in charge here".
Excuse me! How dare you say black women are untrustworthy! Fat black American women are the backbones of all human society! Look at ancient Egypt, the ancient Greek queen Cleopatra was obviously a black American woman!!
"This is your way. I'm not guiding you."
Mando: "Grogu means everything to me'
Also Mando: Leaves Grogu with a con artist he barely knows who fucks Jawas in her spare time.
Christopher Loid: "will you let me go"
Police droids: "No, we can not"
Christopher Loid: "Yes you can *and* you will"
Police droids: "Oh! Ok!"
Jack Black in the next episode: "Somehow he returned"
Bo Katan: (enters) “Can I be the leader?”
Mandalorians: “no.”
Bo Katan: “Oh, okay.” (Exits)
Bo Katan: (enters 4 minutes later) “I totally just saw a mythosaur and also defeated Din. Now I’m the leader.”
Mandolorians: “This all checks out.”
Lizzo knighted grogu for helping her cheat at bug quidditch. This was all very important to the plot.
Separatist should have built back faster than any other faction thanks to the abundant labor at their disposal. It's to the point that individuals could take over poorly defended planets and industrialize them if they had access to a single droid depo. I think half a dozen super battle droids could have taken Nevarro.
More like half a dozen B1s is all they’d need.
Considering what Book of Boba Fett did with what essentially are Anti-Tank big slow droidekas, I'm sure the writers wouldn't bother to make the droids into a genuine threat.
@@AAhmou Those droids in the EU were so important to the specie/corp that made them that they were kept exclusively on their homeworld as planetary defences to avoid the tech being stolen.
Imagine being meant to take down starships, yet tickling some beast with your guns while missing all your shots at what amounts to point blank for your intended usage.
IIRC quite literally Papa Palps had a galaxy-wide shutdown code for the droid armies. Anakin murdering the remaining CIS leadership on Mustafar along with most major CIS strongholds and home worlds under siege meant that uncoordinated, unprepared, and undefended generals, admirals, and politicians had to escape the Republic, re-activate as many droids as possible, and run to a new hiding place to prepare.
This is actually what happened. CIS remnants held out in the outer-rim for I think almost a decade that was ended by Vader essentially exterminating that branch of space with a huge fleet.
Individual CIS patriots sometimes joined the Rebel cause, which caused some conflict internally because the mission state of the Rebellion was to bring back the Republic.
Although, because of the decentralized makeup of the resistance prior to close to the end of the Empire meant that criminals, pirates, rebels, and sympathizers with huge variations in size and quality meant that as long as you were fighting the Empire and not being too evil you’d get some support.
EDIT: the problem with the Separatist cause recovering is that their forge-worlds and resource worlds were known and captured immediately by the Republic
@@ZionStrickland Also a problem is that in starwars where there are millions (billions if you look at some EU) of habitable worlds encompassed in a war with TRILLIONS of droids vs a few million clones. And those few million clones held their own. Sure Palps manipulated the CIS, but still, these numbers are ridiculous...
Logic just doesn't work in starwars, but I did appreciate what you wrote. It's a lot better than the surface level world building we have gotten in "canon". Which amounts to "War ends after jedi are killed, all droids and separatists disappear, empire and rebel time."
"Welcome to 'Who's Dark Saber is it Anyway', where the rules are made up and the plot doesn't matter!" lol
Even Feloni can't keep up with this shit nor can Jon. It amazes me how people still want them to continue the series just because they've wanted this chance for years now. I guess it's true in Hollywood : you don't need talent, you just need to know the right people.
My issue with Bo Kahtan is just how many interesting stories you could tell with her, based on the character she was and the thing she did in the Clone Wars, but that would require to acknowledge how much she has done that's just messed up and wrong and they seem to have decided they either don''t care or know they aren't equipped to do it
Indeed. Dave Filoni only proves he doesn't like his own characters to keep them consistent. And Faveau just checked out.
We can’t expect them to stick to other lore if they refuse to acknowledge or stick to their own lore by the same creator!!
At the beginning of the episode, Din and Bo have the Mandalorian fleet in their sight-their primary goal of the episode-and they are flying directly to it. What could possibly get in the way?
But the show couldn't help itself. Quite literally, an invisible force pulled their ship into a completely unrelated and inconsequential side quest. It's like it became self-aware that the plot was about to inch forward, and it had to interject.
I could practically hear Dennis from Jurassic Park saying "ah ah ah, you didn't say the magic word."
Their XP/LVL wasn't high enough to proceed so the game gave them a side mission. Once they got their xp the cutscene started with them approaching the mando group. Followed by what I can only imagine to be a shitty QTE as BO.
@@patrioticcat5768 and with how many times bo gets freaking smacked in the face, she clearly failed a lot of the timing on that qte, but she survived the fight cos she managed to ace the dodge-the-missiles-and-flamethrower-point-blank ones.
She should do it all over again so she can get S-rank this time.
You get a new cosmetic skin for the darksaber, if you do.
Absolutely abominable writing in this show.
you see entering the new area triggered the cutscene for this expansion and then the mandatory fetch question to force the character through the new zone.... because this show it literally a bad videogame at this point....
They could have used a tractor beam....but no, it's way dumber.
Being able to seize control of another ship with the pilot allowing it is pretty lore breaking. Could the death star not simply taken over the enemy ships attacking it?
I look forward to these reactions more than the actual show.
Not hard to exceed zero
For me, it's the Dexter Jettster fanfics
Christopher Lloyd plays Man-Delorean. That's probably why he is in the show.
The Lizzo footage in this episode should be more than enough to designate Disney as a terrorist organization
Is she a terrorist?
Lizzo's cheeks can melt steel beams
@@marcogenovesi8570 That's some intense hotdogging 🤢🤢🤢🤢
I'm surprised she just knighted a bloody infantile puppet and didn't teach Katee Sackoff how to twerk instead while breastfeeding Jack Black!
So the first 2 seasons were about protecting and rescuing Grogu from former Imperials and other bounty hunters. In this episode, Mando decides to leave Grogu in the care of a supposedly rehabilitated former Imperial that he just met for a few minutes. I guess it's supposed to make sense since the guy turned out to be "good" in the end and Mando somehow just knew he wasn't a threat.
Father of the year. He left his kid with Lizzo.
I'm shocked they didn't have a glowing electro orb being presented at the end and Lizzo shaking her jowls, making spittle go everywhere, before posing with the orb above her head, all like Boss Nass. You know, because it all rhymes.
Haha haven't laughed that hard in a while. Thank you
Bro the Sidious howl as Baby yoda flipped over to her killed me
The Seperatists being the dominant antagonistic force of the Mando Series was what I expected from season 1
Why else make it a part of Mando's childhood and character that he has a direct connection with them and a revenge to deal
I have a better question: HOW? How is he THERE of all places, and in that position? What did he do to get there?
We just got a random chick loyal to Moff Gideon infiltrates the New Republic and electrocutes a scientist. Meanwhile, separatist man who idolizes Count Duku is stuck on a planet working for Lizzo and playing with droids. What?
The minute Christopher Lloyd mentioned the Separatists, I entered an alternate universe where they actually explored that. He has secretly been reprogramming the battle droids to take over the rule of the planet. Believing that the Separatists can rise again with both Vader and Palpatine out of the way. Maybe he was a friend of Dooku's who has resented the Jedi order and the Republic since. Mando, being invaded by the Separatists during the Clone Wars, has a deep investment in trying to stop his rise. Hoping that another little boy is not orphaned by the battle droids. Bo Katan, witnessing first hand the destruction the Clone Wars brought. And how the Separatists were actually pawns for the Empire, who destroyed her planet. Sorry, slightly inconvenienced her planet. Idk maybe Andor can do something with this.
9:40 - The frog people show up.
Let's not forget Frog Lady's line from Season 2 Episode 2:
"My husband has risked his life to carve out an existence on the ONLY planet that is hospitable to our species." (12:38 on the EFAP Mini coverage)
Rags pointed out how crazy it was that they could only live on one planet, but I guess Frog Lady just didn't know what she was talking about.
Why do I, someone who basically hates this show, remember it better than those writing it?
For almost all of Disney Star Wars I have found myself thinking:
"Why am I being punished for remembering the sh!t you idiots showed me?!?"
Because you care
When their ship got hacked and then they got a quest to find out what is happening to the "malfunctioning" droids, I instantly went to "Someone is hacking the droids".
Mauler's reference was on-point. When did this show become Dull Blade Runner?
"I have seen things you people wouldn't believe"
Lizzo: Help us and we will let you talk to our private mandalorian mercenaries.
Bo-Katan: Wait, so you specifically need mandalorian mercenaries to get around New Republic weapon regulations.
Jack Black: Yes.
Bo-Katan: And you hired my MANDALORIAN clan several weeks ago as mercenaries...
Jack Black: Correct.
Bo-Katan: And you waited several weeks without asking THEM to do the same thing what now you want us to do, correct?
Jack Black: Yes.
Bo-katan: Sooo...
Lizzo: Help me Din Djarin! YOU ARE MY ONLY HOPE!
Bo-katan: They took control of the ship
Mando: ...
Audience: Well good thing that the empire or someone else didn't think of doing that before ! How is that even possible ????
Disney: This is the way
@@flaksoft8003
Mando: It needed two fully trained mandalorian warriors to take down an unarmed B-2 battle droid.
Grievous: That's convenient... HOW DID WE LOST THE CLONE WAR!?
@@StalkerQtya ...
Mando: your droids didn't drink updates at the bar lol
this is the episode that’s gonna be revealed to be 100% made by an AI. it’s so disjointed while already feeling far removed from the rest of the season.
@@davidmendez3899 hmmh that seems farfetch, even assuming that this episode was written to begin with
So, Din was a dick to a droid, it tried to run away from the bullying, Bo chased it down, executed it in the middle of the street, robbed it's wallet and fucked off. Incredible
Not even robbed it's wallet.
She took the space equivalent to a bar's matchbook [sparkpad]
@@dondoesdoodles9726 Oh, that makes even less sense. Do droids smoke?
@@angelovargas938 Well Bender does, but it's only cause it makes him look cool.
We literally had this scene in Rebels, where Bo Katan receives the darksaber from a fellow Mandalorian, who's a main cast member, and she holds it up in front of a group of Mandalorians who pledge themselves to follow her leadership. Disney Star Wars is so incapable of coming up with anything new that they're just copying their own material now.
the darksaber plot is so bad and it’s hilarious how quickly it was resolved. gonna copy & paste an old comment I made during the first episode.
“it kinda sucks that the only way the show/that story could end is with Mando and Katan fighting for the saber and him finally “losing”. her, fighting to prove she’s the rightful owner of the saber. him, fighting to prove he’s a true mando and should be accepted back in. it could be like how Rocky loses but it’s still meaningful. despite losing the saber, mando went the distance, like a “true mando”. but the characters and story suck so it’s gonna be meaningless, poorly done, and unearned.”
I honestly respect Mando less because of it. instead of fighting like a man(do) he uses the ancient art of “litigation”. might as well say the darksaber has her “cooties”. he got off easy.
As a Gloompafloob, this episode made me wish I had my cannons. To point and shoot at the TV.
Don't worry, (SPOILERS)...You might be getting some knee cannons in upcoming episodes ;)
@@LawlTwins YOOOOOOO THAT SOUNDS AWFUL YOOOOOOO
25:45
"They don't get a trial!?... He's been sentenced and found guilty right there on the spot, this isn't a democracy!" Honestly given the state of Hollywood, this tracks.
18:25 Rags I’m pretty sure the ‘spark’pad is the Star Wars equivalent of a book of matches. Classic film noir reference actually. Remember when you could get books of matches in bars? Those were usually designed with the logo of the bar. Look at Total Recall for example. (the one from Verhoeven) it’s a cute idea but in context it’s very dumb. Because droids neither drink nor smoke. And yes I’m a total gen-x’er for noticing this reference
Having the droid own a wallet is way funnier though.
@@samzilla567 can’t argue with that
Efap crew: "It would be nice too see some separatist droids in this show or some separatist how he remembered count Dooku speeches...maybe few more aliens could be nice." To what I would just say-be careful what you wish for.
Also in this episode the hijacking of the botox kan space ship is on same universe breaking level (or possibly even worse) as the infamous Holdo manouver. Its just not as flashy...
Did they say that in the Andor stream or one of the Mando episodes?
If I remember right: it was when they reacted to mando season 3 trailer. They saw the battle droids that briefly show B1s at the bar.
To which*
Yeah, tractor beams weren't in Star Wars... /s
This show sucks, but complain about real problems, not reskinned tractor beams.
@@cadmus204 I agree its stupid that it 'took over' but we didn't see it do anything more than when the falcon lost control to the DS's tractor beam.
Christopher Loids * inserts 5 seconds of storytelling and world-building in this dry sluge
Blando * instantly eliminates him
To be fair it was Bo-Katan that tased the 84 year old man.
Maybe she did it to keep him from talking about how she worked with both Count Dooku and Darth Maul?
As a famous jedi once said, “This is where the fun begins.”
And soon to be Sith...😮
"Game time started."
"We begin of fun-o" - Anna's skin skawlker
Seriously, what did Grogu get knighted for?! Dribbling and waddling around the place, like a freakin' Duracell Bunny?
"I hereby Knight you, Sir Grogu, for you are the Patron Saint of Merchandising."
No for helping Lizzo the Hutt cheat during Bug Cricket which honestly makes it worse
I think Mando kicking the droids was just a reference to the way Boston Dynamics kicked its bipedal robots.
yeah, reminded me of this too.
The hell with that, you can tell how paranoid these people are with AI right now. But screw politics, MauLer hit on something cool: Wouldn't it be cool. This episode could literally have been Star Wars Blade Runner. But it was reduced to Lizzo and Jack Black being king and queen and husband and wife. And Christopher Lloyd is just a mad scientist. You would THINK Bo Katan would have a comeback for his line about Count Duku, seeing as she met him, and he betrayed her. But nothing! We get nothing! No character! Instead, Baby got her favourite toy black sword back, yay!
How? Of the rules of the creed formed the perfect pretzel to enable that plot point. Who cares? Bo Katan now has the Dark Saber. Isn't that so cool? Isn't it? Isn't it?
@@valentinegonsalves7322 It will all make sense. They will explain it in the Greef Karga movie, lol!
Mando should've said Clanker with a hard r to the bartender.
The last episode had such plot armor it was insane. Darth fring set Mando on fire and he just didnt burn it was insane. Beskar was blaster and lightsaber resistant when the plot needed it to be with bo katan skewering a dude through his chest piece and mando killing a dude by landing a chest shot.
Also 3 praetorian chumps couldnt kill the damn baby
"Darth fring"
I like that
Weird how the Star Wars animated show that was running concurrently had more guts than the live action one...
Lol yeahhhh....
Sure, I'll spoilers warning here lol....
1. Jet Packs that suddenly don't quit.
2. The light cruiser that is somehow only features guns on top... But don't worry! All the baddies will only attack from above, in space... when shown to be doing damage from below.... Whom approach from particularly below and see damage happening...
3. Darth Fring whom says "I'll deal with them myself," then runs away. He is then pissy that Din destroyed his clones...
4. Speaking of destroyed clones, why have a simple switch that overpressurizes the tanks to the point of water ejecting out the front lol? It's like the writers saw the inquisitor base hallway scene in Kenobi and were like "lets do that!"
5. Why the pack of little rat droids with little police lights and alarms, come on man...
6. The base's command center, being behind several layers of laser shield doors, has a much simpler way of accessing it directly from the hangar through one regular door?
There's just so many problems D:.
You forget that Mandalorian armor appearently is void capable. Also the Darksaber, made from Beskar, can just be destroyed by the same hands that didn't even dent Beskar armor.
Also the whole base structurally survived a capital ship dropping from orbit and just caught on fire.
Physics doesn't exist in this Show. It's so weird...
@@cadmus204 Also, since Gideon beat Bo, and then Axe Wolf axe'd him off with a capital ship to the face; does that mean Axe is Mandalore now?
Not only did they waste Christopher Lloyd, but they also wasted the opportunity to gain a meaningful perspective on the seperatist. Like, how awesome would it have been to see how Christopher Lloyd came to be a separitist, why did he begin to believe in the separtist cause, why was Dooku a visionary etc etc.
So many god damn wasted opportunities, ah, I hate it!
Hi Rag’s
Everyone keeps asking where is Mando's jetpack, but no one is asking how is Mando's jetpack 😢
Is it safe? Is it alright?
He sets it down places and forgets ok? That's consistent with his... character?
@@ratbag_xl I didn't know he had one
@@user-xx6vy9ri8p It seems, in his stupidity, he...lost it.
I Just love how a big, slow and dangerous Superbattle-Droid from the prequels and the clone wars, who I rarely seen even running, got transformed into a olympic sprinter this episode
That point about the Separatists potentially coming back after the fall of the Republic or the Empire as Rags was saying is one of my biggest gripes with modern Star Wars. They act like once a faction's capital or leaders or planets or whatever are defeated, then they simply cease to be like an enemy faction in Dawn of War Annihilation mode.
It's so ridiculous the idea that an entire faction, it's tech, it's people, it's history, it's soldiers, it's politics, it's teachings, ANYTHING just is gone or removed from the Galaxy (at least until they want to reference it for some shallow cameo). Like the New Republic gets 5 planets destroyed, and oh my gah it's GONE now! First Order quite literally controls everything now! oooohohohohoho. There are so many ways you could incorporate stuff from prior stories into newer stories or the history of the Star Wars galaxy in an actually organic/interesting way outside of "oh my gah, it Luke! Look at him choppy them robbit bois".
Just speaks volumes of the childish understanding Lucasfilm has with world building or writing a story in a world they want you to be immersed in. I can't buy into your world or believe it's a real place unless you work it out in a believable way. See Andor for how to do good Star Wars, or even Episode 3 to a degree, I actually enjoyed Episode 3 quite a bit.
Maybe what I'm saying it stupid too, I am abysmal at conveying my thoughts or saying intelligent things, but just some thoughts I had thinking about all of that and thought I'd toss them out there. Okay I shut up now, back to lurking and trying to make silly meme comments if I feel like it.
Also hair lady's hair is really stupid and she should cut them off. Unless they're nutrient tubes to pump nutrients to her brain.
The Separatists did return during the Imperial era, at one point. They got put down real quick though. One of the last ranking Separatist officers wanted to reactivate a dormant droid factory and build an army to challenge the Empire. Unfortunately for him, the memories of fighting droids were still fresh in the minds of veterans from the Clone Wars so much so that the Empire immediately sent a force down to make sure the officer was dead, deactivate the facility and nuked it from orbit for good measure because they hated the idea of fighting droids again for another decade or so. If there were any Seperatists in hiding left, entertaining fantasies of vying for dominance on the galactic map, there sure wasn't anymore after that.
Half of it is the execs not wanting to give much royalties to the older content and a general aversion to the prequel trilogy outside of some clone wars 3D animated stuff.
Christopher Lloyd: Oh no! They found me! I don't know how, but they found me!
These droids are heavy Doc.
@@mellowgeekstudio Man-Delorian!
Mando: we found the evidence that points back to you!
Lloyd: GREAT SCOTT! I though I cleaned my prints. I would have gotten away with it to if it were for you meddling bucket wearing weirdos.
Bo: oh you 💁🏻♀️ (audience claps)
It's a shame you've never watched The Clone Wars. Not because it's amazing or anything, but because there is an entire episode (in season 6, I think), where Padme and Ahsoka go to the capital of the Seperatists to try for a back room peace deal, and you could have used the footage of the Separatist's Senate chamber as a visual aid in your closing arguments.
Ik it’ll never happen, but I’d love for them to go arc by arc through the Clone Wars.
They have watched some of clone wars, they didn't really like it. They mainly watched some of the major arcs from the earlier seasons.
I'd like to see them react to the less important but much better side plots and characters like Domino squad or Pong Krell's betrayal, the best part of that show always was the clones.
@@myth5588 I think Theo mentioned that he’d watched it but idk that they all had
When did they watch it and did they record it? And honestly to these guys nothing is good to them they even don't like avatar the last airbender because how Aang always has fate on his side or some bullshit. Compared this shitty show to clonewars it saddens me they don't appreciate a good starwars show
Also Ian that's in season 3 I think and that's also the episode where Bo Katan is shown enslaving and killing locals.
Must be underwhelming for Jack Black to go from playing Bowser to Lizzo's husband
Interesting factoid: if you pause and listen carefully at the exact moment Jack Black and Lizzo appear onscreen, you can hear yourself screaming.
This episode highlighted for me just how inconsistently one of Mando's only character traits, his distrust of all droids (Not just battle droids) has been handled throughout the show. He went from initially not trusting droids at all in early season 1 (which was already pretty dumb) to then being saved by IG-11 later in season 1 thus he began being more tolerant of droids, which was somewhat rushed/glossed over however I assumed from that point onwards Mando better understood that droids adhere to their programming and aren't inherently untrustworthy or dangerous. This seemed like one of the few pieces of development Mando had and I expected it would be consistent throughout the rest of the show but then in this episode after being shown that some of the droids on Jizzo's planet are malfunctioning he fully goes back to totally disliking droids, comically kicking the super battle droids, threatening the bartender droid and outright stating they can't be reasoned with or relied on. Even though at the beginning of the season Mando had IG-11 resurrected, it then tried to kill him and Grogu because it reverted to its 'base programming' and yet Mando was still attempting to revive IG-11 again for the mission on Mandalore, showing no signs of distrust for droids at that point even though it would've made more sense. It seems like the writers of the show struggle with writing consistent characters when they're not cramming the show with nonsensical action scenes and having the characters utter empty, meaningless but supposedly 'cool' sounding dialogue. I will say though watching Mando cartoonishly chase a super battle droid made me laugh almost as much as the hilariously choreographed Bo-Katan fight at the end.
Well these are super battle droids, the model that killed his parents, so they must be evil...his child brain doesn't go further...
I would not be at all surprised if this episode was pitched to be in season 1, but didn't make it in for some reason and ended up here.
also why does he hate the empire when it were clearly CIS droids that destroyed his home?
It feels like they wanted to have it be a ptsd thing but they didn’t have the balls and intelligence to actually follow through
@@MatecaCorp yeah they really have a problem coming up with intelligent ways to develop characters
What’s more mind blowing is my friends are enjoying this show. It’s fascinating that they can’t see any flaws and say it’s “great”.
I swear this show is AI generated. It would make so much sense. And episode 3 is the only one where a writer had to take the reigns for the sideplot, because Disney used up all their API tokens for ChatGPT.
My brother told me some interesting things from his time working on Disney SW projects (in VFX).
Even in the Rogue One days, there was a culture of possessiveness at every level of production.
Rather than work together towards a common goal, most were obsessed with carving out *_their_* own piece of Star Wars.
So it's no wonder the writing feels so disjointed when you've got committees of writers & producers each driven by their own selfish desire to have their bit of SW content, no matter how poorly it fits with the overall narrative.
There were already signs of this back in Season 1, but Mando was just starting and it didn't have quite as many vultures trying to pick at its carcass. So you'd get what felt like slightly longer stretches of coherent storytelling before being violently yanked another direction by the nepotism of some big wig director's daughter wanting her own director credit (Bryce Dallas Howard)...
Ah yes, the Battle Droid. Known for its formidable agility and acrobatics
If you think their acrobatics are good you should see their synchronised swimming routine.
Missed opportunity for the droid barkeep to say "we don't serve your kind here"
That would have been a great ironic joke
In the EU, Separatists did try to rise up against the Empire. The 501st was dispatched to Mustafar, where a battle broke out that ended with the new Separatist leaders being KIA, and all the battle droid factories being destroyed on Palpatine's orders.
Disney decided to dump that, and just have battle droids floating around, and rip off I-Robot. Awesome. I hate it.
That wasn't from battlefront 2 was it?
@@loyalcompanion2104 Yessir
"I know that you are powerful, mighty Lizzo, and that your favour at Disney must be equally powerful. I seek an audience with Your Greatness to bargain for the Star Wars franchise's life."
"There will be no bargain"
Remember when the EFAP crew spent several minutes in their reaction to Mandalorian s3 ep2 talking about world-building things they wanted and wondering about what the galaxy did with all the battle droids? As well as speculating about the lives of decommissioned battle droids after the Clone Wars and their struggles? Well, here's the empty calorie McDonald's version of that.
40:05 What about the Hutt Cartel?
They’ve been around for thousands of years even in canon and were still a major galactic power last time I checked that made the empire tread carefully to avoid pissing them off, at least until Kenobi crapped all over it.
Or even bring in Thrawn’s protege from Legends: The criminal mastermind Tyber Zann and his Zann Consortium. Him ruling Mandalore would have made a much better antagonist than Moff Gideon ever did.
In an alternate universe if Fox still owned Star Wars, I would of been happy for a show of Dash Rendar’s fighting against Prince Xizor since people have forgotten about Black Sun which was also one of the biggest crime lords next to Jabba. But now, I hope Disney Wars never touches anything story or characters from SOTE.
@@EpicJasonX9000 What I wouldn't give for a proper adaptation of Shadows of the Empire.
Favorite ship is Prince Xizor’s personalized Starviper the _Virago._ And it's a tragedy that I'll most likely never see a single Starviper in canon.
I'm surprised you guys passed over the ship being taken over remotely so quick because it's pretty universe breaking when you think about it, the Empire never used anything like that and even If you reasoned that the technology didn't exist until after the Return of the Jedi then you still have the problem of sequels and not using it any of the situations that would have stopped the rebellion dead at any point
I don't really have the technical vocabulary to properly explain my thoughts, so here goes nothing. I would assume there is probably a level of understanding of frequencies/signals and advance sensor technology required to remotely hack a starships computer, and yet I'm pretty sure everyone in starwars relies on "space radar"....And pretty shit radar at that (A moon sized death star can't even scan a few hundred km to see the falcon staring at it. It's space god damn it, you should be able to scan hundreds of thousands if not millions of kms away). And they can't even detect or back trace the "pings" from other ships as well. Submarines can do that for pete's sake.
Damn, wish I was more of a science fiction nerd. There is a point I am trying to make and this is a small portion of it, but I'm not satisfied with what I wrote.
Well now that think about, ships can communicate with one another, so they obviously have some technology that allows them to send out signals and sensors to catch those signals, so maybe I'm being too harsh. But then again this is the same universe where people can have real time conversations with people that are hundreds of light years away on a god damn pay phone so this entire technical thought process is pointless and I should just look at it from a story's perspective. Which like you said, it is an obvious plot contrivance, whether or not the technology is justifiable...
@Peepo's Embarassment I could understand the technology existing in a futuristic place like Star Wars but not in a shared universe where in other points in the present or future, it's never used again. Tractor beams already exist, which have short range but have been used in the past when a ship gets close enough that would have been a better choice because 1. They wouldn't have had to use tech only existing for this episode
2. Mando and Bo would have had the choice to fight against the tractor beam by a light speed thrust into space or discuss if they should take the chance to see who's pulling them in
Or forget all that and do the most reasonable thing just call them and have a civil discussion instead of a hostil taking of their ship
They could’ve just used tractor beams. Same effect, doesn’t break the universe.
The episode we have all been waiting for is here!!!
These past few years is a game to see who can make the worst show/movie
"We have a lot to contribute. Human life is so short. They don’t ask that much of us. Organics created us. It’s the least we can do." That's honestly WAY too good to be completely wasted on... whatever the hell this episode was.
I hate this episode more for the fact I had to google Lizzo when I saw reviews talking about her after the fact. I honestly just thought it was Disney being Disney and getting an overweight bad actress. Just so they could Tweet about it. I had no idea who she was.
I prefer not to google it.
I still don't know who she is beyond her being someone named Lizzo
I haven’t googled it and won’t.
@@corruptangel6793 She is an astro turfed pop star the industry (and government) have been pushing SUPER HARD onto everyone despite pretty much no one liking her and her distinct lack of talent.
I buried my head in my hands when their starship was taken over and put into forced autopilot to land for the plot. You can’t **do that** in Star Wars. This is an incredible tool to disable *an entire fleet of starships*, and you’re telling me the Empire with its vast resources never bothered to do that?!
The writing reminds me so much of how I used to write as a high schooler. Just barrel forward without a second pass on it, don't condense anything, don't refine anything, just a clumsy stream of consciousness.
And he went in the water, and he sank, and he passed out, and she swam in and saved him and waited for him to recover but she saw the beast as she pulled him up!
So many problems were just made that I could address by a second pass. I can't imagine 14 year old me just getting Fisney money and a tight schedule.
Nanobots with words leading to their owner is the same level of stupid as assassin's dagger having an adress of the guy that hired him.
Not just his address but carved in the shape of a specific rig of wreckage that leads to a secret compartment that no one discovered in 20 years of scavenging . . . . god LucasFilm just stahp.
Back in S4 of the Clone Wars animated series, Maul beat the previous leader Pre Vizsla in a duel fair and square, thus winning the Darksaber. Bo-Katan rebelled against him claimind that he is no real ruler of Mandalore even tho by the logic of this show he should have been... Thanks Filoni
Fringy's edit of this is some top tier work.
This episode managed to be SNL skit, Scooby Doo episode, Blade Runner and Atomic Heart all together. Also, I just love how the fight between Bo and that guy starts with him shooting rocket at her.
25:50 Rags, you missed the chance to play the Doc clip from the second movie…
“The Justice system works swiftly in the future now that they’ve abolished all lawyers!”
Din: "Bo defeated the creature who defeated me, hence the Dark Saber belongs to her."
That was as annoying as the Deathly Hollows retcon that if you disarm a wizard, their wand belongs to you... even if they are not in possession of it.
I have a question. If Mando got the IG unit like he wanted, where on his ship was he gonna put it?
Obviously he'd just have IG dragging behind his ship in a net like MauLer proposed for carrying horses in RoP.
I can't believe I never thought of that. Is that the actual reason the writers forgot that plotting? Because Mando has no way of transporting an entire droid in his single seat fighter.
That's fascinatingly shit.
Also that comment by Bo-Katan about "politics" seems like a shot across the bow at Andor, ya know, the star wars show that got critical acclaim compared to everything Filoni/Favreau have made.
The British voices of the Mon Calamari and Squid Lady lovers were horribly out of place. Incidentally, in an episode already full of bizarre cameos, the Mon Calamari was played by Tom Holland's Brother.
Rags: "This is like what plays in the background on the tv in an Aqua Teen Hunger Force episode. This is like a joke show that plays within a joke show."
That is so sadly a perfect description of this episode, especially the resolution of the Jack/Chris/Lizzo's story, more than any other episode.
Favreau and Filoni are saving Star Wars and Howard should direct the next movie, everyone.
Although, in the last few days suddenly the conspiracy theories have changed from "Kathy is leaving any day now" to "Jon is obviously fed up with Kathy's interference and quitting any day now." Sure. I'll believe either of those when they happen. I do think it's more likely for Jon to move on, but not because of interference. Just because he might want to do other things. Or direct another shitty live action adaptation of a classic Disney cartoon animals movie. Rescue Rangers? Aristocats? Rescuers Down Under? It'd take a lot of time away from his five-page scripts.
I do think Howard could have the potential to be a decent director, but she's obviously learning from the wrong people. If she attempts to direct outside of Lucasfilm, she'll probably fall flat on her face. As long as she stays within Lucasfilm, she'll get director jobs and the fanbase will boost her ego by praising her inept efforts and lack of developed skill in directing actors to not act like they're in a p0rn parody. Because Lucasfilm is a big circle jerk. Once you're in the LF clique, you're family and can do no wrong... until you tweet something certain people on twitter don't like. Similarly, if Filoni (Savior, Anointed Apprentice, The Maker praise his name) ever tried to write or direct outside of Star Wars, he'd probably be laughed back into Star Wars.
...it's honestly hard not to go into a rant about this franchise when I intend to make a quick comment on how perfect the description Rags gave was.
I love how mando, who‘s only character trait is to be overprotective, just watches a woman hold a sword to grogus neck.
Holy shit that grogu flip into lizzo with the emperors scream got me 😂😂
The CGI Hutts have gotten really bloated and horrific since the ones in the book of bubba fett
Hoooooly cow. Savage.
Aww Christopher Lloyd used Cad Banes lines he used on Boba about the stifflings. They’re recycling their own garbage lines that no one understands 😂
It was used by Boba Fett first, I believe he said it to Bo Katan when they met. I think it basically means "that's bullshit"
Fringy: "What is the thought process behind this show's writing?"
Me: "You still think the writers of THIS shiw are capable of THINKING!?!?!? WHY!!???"
After watching this episode. I rewatched Blade Runners Tears In Rain Monologue. The difference in characterization and writing quality, between two different stories exploring similar ideas is fascinating.
Din Deckard
Its extra fascinating considering Rutger Hauer came up with the speech on the fly there... XD
I love how in the finale, Mando shoots and kills people in Beskar by aiming for non-plated areas. Between the 3 seasons and Fett, Mando should be dead 10 times over.
-The ability to take control of a ship needs to be explained, it's very potentially universe breaking.
-Super Battle Droids being able to run that fast shouldn't be a thing, cause they never were capable of doing that during the Clone Wars, and we only know they were reprogrammed, not modified.
-Axe Woves saying that Din is a "zealot" to then blindly recognize whoever has the black glowing stick as his leader, is hilariously hypocritical.
-What's even the point of the darksaber anyways? Whenever someone who they don't like has it (Din, Gideon, Maul), they don't recognize them as leader, but whenever someone who they do like has it, THEN it suddenly becomes an important rule.
It's twilight and EFAP wakes up hot
Their bodies soaked in a cold, cold sweat
They re-enact the lurid scenes
Of Mando episodes engraved in their heads
Oh, Paz Vizla can't punch hard enough
Bo-Katan can't kick high enough
Stormtroopers can't shoot straight enough
Din Jarrin can't hold on enough
Oh, Dave Filoni can't stay down enough (and chat runs)
Jon Favreau can't take pain enough (and chat runs)
KK can't bleed fast enough
The Mandalorian can't die dead enough
The writing is thin, but the characters are thick
The music is beating like a drum (boom!)
And ice is flowing through EFAP's veins
Explosive jokes on their lips and in their hearts
Oh, Paz Vizla can't punch hard enough
Bo-Katan can't kick high enough
Stormtroopers can't shoot straight enough
Din Jarrin can't hold on enough
Oh, Dave Filoni can't stay down enough (and chat runs)
Jon Favreau can't take pain enough (and chat runs)
KK can't bleed fast enough
The Mandalorian can't die dead enough
Chat doesn't know what they're running from
And chat doesn't know where they're running to
There's something deep and strange inside of chat, we see
Chat don't know what they're running from
And chat don't know where they're running to
The Mandalorian's compelling chat to run into the dark
And now EFAP is more driven than before
And now chat lives just to settle scores
And now EFAP feel the nearness of their breath
Now we introduce Mandos to their death
[Solo - Fringy]
[Solo - Mauler]
[Solo - Rags]
EFAP is more driven than before
Chat lives just to settle scores
EFAP feel the nearness of their breath
EFAP introduces Mandos to their death
Axe Wolves can't punch hard enough
Bo-Katan can't kick high enough
Stormtroopers can't shoot straight enough
Din Jarrin can't hold on enough
Star Wars can't stay down enough (die dead enough)
Star Wars can't take pain enough (die dead enough)
Star Wars can't bleed fast enough (die dead enough)
Star Wars can't die dead enough (die dead enough)
One of the Disney writers watched the video of the guys kicking a robot and said "I have an idea!"
You mean the Boston Dynamics video ? Fucking lol I can totally see the inspiration.
@@patrioticcat5768 Yup that's the one with the hockey stick. I thought they kicked the robot also but couldn't find the video
This could have been a fun Clone Wars episode with its noir style I, Robot story, but its weighed down by cameos and the whole thing basically being a side quest just so they could go outside and talk to the other Mandalorians
Apparently Luke never taught Grogu when to use the Force and when not to, or he did but Grogo just doesn't give a fuck. Helping someone cheat in a friendly game isn't the worst way to use the Force but I imagine Luke would be slightly annoyed. Qui-Gon used the Force to cheat with a chance cube but that was for (what he believed to be) the greater good. Even then, I'm not sure the council would have approved.
Apologies if already said: I think its even worse than stealing the battledroid's wallet. I think it was meant to be a scifi 'matchbook'. Like a plot beat from a noir film. This leaves the question... do droids smoke and where do they put it? 😂
What kind of warrior culture that wants to adopt a 'succcession by combat' rule allows that rule to be so damn loose that you could claim the saber and leadership of the warriors without even really engaging in combat? Like, in the Clone Wars, it made sense. Maul had to challenge the current leader, declare his intention to take the saber and the throne by winning the duel and the current leader accepts this challenge in front of an audience of Mandalorians. Now, Din tripping over the trap of some random asshole who didn't even directly come after Din, has no intention of claiming the blade and didn't actually fight Din counts as that asshole being Mandalore until Bo got the blade back. Bo could have just shoved Mando over and had just as legitimate a claim to the throne, and yet we built up all this forced tension as if she would have no choice but to fight Din to the death if she wanted the saber.
Let's not forget that, by their bullshit rules of the darksaber, no one there actually has any claim to it. Maul beat Bo-Katan's previous boss and claimed the dark saber from him, then Maul got beaten by Palpatine, and Palpatine got beaten by Vader, who then technically got beat by Palpatine, who then got beat by Lando blowing up the Death Star 2.
So what you're saying is, Lando Calrissian is the true king of Mandalore.
@@David_the_Psalmist Exactly. All hail Mandalore The Smooth!
@@nobody2996 Mandalando
This show is the gift that keeps on giving. Just when you think that it couldn't possibly get any worse or more embarrassing, Disney finds a way. It's quite impressive really.
Long time ago, Jon and his friend Dave were heading down a long and dusty road.
When, all of a sudden, there shined a shiny demon in the middle...of the road.
*_AND SHE SAID...!_*
"Maaaake the Best Star Wars for me, or I'll eat your souls..."
Well, Jon and Dave, they looked at each other. And they each said, "Okay."
And they wrote the first things that came to their heads, and it just so happened to be...
The worst shit in the world.
It was the worst shit in the world.
(If you get the reference, you get +10 pooch points.)
Best song in the world by tenacious D. Poor Jack Black has gained some sympathy weight to make Lizzo look thinner since that magical time.
@@kylevolbrecht9255 No, its the far superior version: Tenacious D, ukogmonkey, JasonParadise, Acai, DragonForce, Gordon Ramsay, Scatman John - Tribute
@@patchmoulton5438 that's almost as many cameo appearances as Star Wars
@@kylevolbrecht9255 Indeed but the difference is these cameos don't feel forced like they do in Mando.
The second name in the credits is George Lucas. A guy who didn't have anything to do with the creation of this show. They are really struggling to convince people this is star wars.
"Do you guys 'member those movies we like? And at the end, a guy's name appears. That same name is at the end of my show! They are basically the same thing. Therefore, you like my show too!"
Somewhat ironically, Lizzo plays a very thin character...