I purposefully set Dragon Age Veilguard companions up to fail to "dispose" of them

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  • Опубликовано: 21 дек 2024

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  • @TerakJK
    @TerakJK  Месяц назад +268

    Thank you for watching! Check out more:
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    • @bl8388
      @bl8388 Месяц назад +3

      That zoned out goofy smile.

    • @dizzyheads
      @dizzyheads Месяц назад

      Not as gory as I expected it to be tbh

    • @lolwut6666
      @lolwut6666 Месяц назад +1

      So im curious can you kill all the companions in the game like in the same game? Also how do you kill them just like dont level them up or somthing? Also can you play with no companions. Teach me master please and ty.

    • @sandorjenei6554
      @sandorjenei6554 Месяц назад

      The Veilguard hate is strong with this one 🤢

    • @solomani-42
      @solomani-42 Месяц назад +3

      I like how it says “X was not prepared” but the way you prepare is by taking your companions out on picnics. 😂

  • @ennieminymoo6675
    @ennieminymoo6675 Месяц назад +15035

    Not the leader they need, but the leader they deserve

  • @XellosDarkSlayer
    @XellosDarkSlayer Месяц назад +6847

    Honestly, pretending to being nice and supportive while secretly hating every single one of them and waiting for a moment when you can send them to die(because they trust you too much to question your decision, you WERE nice and supportive) is seems to be the only way to actually role-play as evil character.

    • @kathrineici9811
      @kathrineici9811 Месяц назад +298

      Iago-pilled

    • @cormacbevins9679
      @cormacbevins9679 Месяц назад +698

      in a way its even more evil than actually evil character RP too lol.

    • @ॐIo
      @ॐIo Месяц назад +61

      Sadism

    • @ironcell26
      @ironcell26 Месяц назад +378

      @@cormacbevins9679 yeah, if you had a choice to begin with this is even more evil, but this is the only way to be at least passively evil since the game doesn't give you any option to be evil.

    • @EIfric
      @EIfric Месяц назад +92

      4d chess move from bioware..

  • @Razer5542
    @Razer5542 Месяц назад +2255

    "All of your companions are dead, how could you let that happen??"
    "I missed the part where that's my problem"

    • @Justadonkey
      @Justadonkey 18 дней назад +10

      The amaaaaazing Maaaaaan

    • @ZPerpetua
      @ZPerpetua 17 дней назад +24

      Lol...
      "Let" that happen...?
      "Ah my dear. It was not as the natural consequences of negligent choices...it was rather a very carefully crafted series of unfortunate events". 🤔😏

    • @jumi9342
      @jumi9342 15 дней назад +3

      "I'm gonna put some dirt in your eyes"

    • @stechuskaktus3577
      @stechuskaktus3577 12 дней назад

      To me even if the companions are good they dont get a good ending, Mortimer and I are good friends....

    • @godzilla928
      @godzilla928 10 дней назад

      Nice profile pic! 💪

  • @Redguns4life
    @Redguns4life Месяц назад +6447

    "All of you may die, but that is a risk I am willing to take."
    -John Veilguard

    • @Doctorolivercook
      @Doctorolivercook Месяц назад +29

      More like a sacrifice...

    • @troy2223
      @troy2223 Месяц назад +254

      ​@@Doctorolivercookonly a sacrifice if you lose something

    • @jacksmythe2187
      @jacksmythe2187 Месяц назад +171

      Some of you may survive, and that is not a risk I am willing to take- Johnny Veilguardless

    • @christophermccutcheon2143
      @christophermccutcheon2143 Месяц назад +6

      Sole creator of Dragon Age

    • @RorytheRomulan
      @RorytheRomulan Месяц назад +76

      "All of you will die, and that is an outcome I am willing to live with."

  • @prydain4131
    @prydain4131 Месяц назад +6862

    > "Can you do X?"
    > "I can absolutely do X, I wont let you down, there's nowhere I'd rather be"
    > Dies

    • @Superluigi881
      @Superluigi881 Месяц назад +624

      Can't have your allies questioning your questionable choices. That might actually give them some humanity.

    • @sebastianpinoalipaz5935
      @sebastianpinoalipaz5935 Месяц назад +338

      To be fair, even Mass Effect 2 had that
      -Jacob: I could get the door open
      -Miranda: Oh any biotic could do that!
      The difference is when you misjudged their capabilities and someone died, you actually felt bad for them (except Jacob)

    • @Thagyr
      @Thagyr Месяц назад +105

      @@Superluigi881 Just like the main character, the only answer to most things is variations of 'yes'.

    • @GeraltofRivia22
      @GeraltofRivia22 Месяц назад +1

      ​@@sebastianpinoalipaz5935 that's because Jacob is an idiot.

    • @Oversir
      @Oversir Месяц назад +48

      @@sebastianpinoalipaz5935 Well Jacob was acting heroic and Miranda was arrogant, so she was sure she could do it.

  • @adrian_veidt
    @adrian_veidt Месяц назад +1464

    "Taash was unprepared for Aelia's blood magic and died in the fight"
    Rook: 😃😃😃😃
    Me: 😃😃😃😃😃

    • @Corpsefire86
      @Corpsefire86 27 дней назад +97

      I've never been so happy to see a companion die.

    • @PooBrainBatman
      @PooBrainBatman 24 дня назад +47

      How quickly do you think I can get to that part of the game?

    • @fabiozonatto2554
      @fabiozonatto2554 22 дня назад +52

      A nice end to Traash story.

    • @Wallmart5
      @Wallmart5 22 дня назад +8

      @@PooBrainBatmanSpeedrun time! 😃

    • @PooBrainBatman
      @PooBrainBatman 21 день назад +4

      @@Wallmart5 HELL YA BROTHA!!!

  • @kaiishere016
    @kaiishere016 Месяц назад +9587

    I love how from the perspective of this video, every party member seems to suck at every role and dies anyway. Very believable

    • @kennethhernandez9243
      @kennethhernandez9243 Месяц назад

      A bunch of dei hires with the responsibility to save the world.
      Looks like it doesn’t go so well.

    • @BSasafrasK
      @BSasafrasK Месяц назад +1398

      DEI party members

    • @kennethhernandez9243
      @kennethhernandez9243 Месяц назад +156

      @ aw man you tube deleted my comment and I said the same thing lol

    • @ragvald8835
      @ragvald8835 Месяц назад +686

      All of them are only good at being the professional victims, superb attention to details

    • @Steir12
      @Steir12 Месяц назад +361

      @@ragvald8835 Necromancer guy is alright. He gives this odd "gay butler" vibe but other than that he's pretty okay.

  • @knightchef
    @knightchef Месяц назад +4270

    I’m actually surprised they allowed them to be killed.

    • @peanutdecided6256
      @peanutdecided6256 Месяц назад +587

      right? at the very least i felt sure we wouldn’t see Trash in this video

    • @lorgrenbenirus
      @lorgrenbenirus Месяц назад +546

      Indeed, expected them to yell "I am very offended for attacking me!" and mobs would go "oh sorry, what are your pronouns and which of the 500+ genders are you, so that i can do appropriate amount of pushups to placate you". Well, they probably add a patch or DLC soon which will make these changes.

    • @michaelmccarty1327
      @michaelmccarty1327 Месяц назад +132

      In the pre alpha version, you weren’t even able to die, or even play the game for that matter. It was just one long ass cutscene

    • @peanutdecided6256
      @peanutdecided6256 Месяц назад +167

      @@michaelmccarty1327 cutscene or lecture?

    • @KNitsua_
      @KNitsua_ Месяц назад +104

      Thank you for showing us how to kill Trash…Lol!

  • @strangeeric9760
    @strangeeric9760 Месяц назад +775

    2012: "Guys, you don't get it! Shepard was actually indoctrinated and the ending was all in his head."
    2024: "Guys, you don't get it! Rook isn't actually a wuss and the whole game is him playing 4D chess to kill everyone."

    • @HypnoChode74
      @HypnoChode74 23 дня назад +33

      I’ll be honest I kinda hate the reaper indoctrination theory.

    • @strangeeric9760
      @strangeeric9760 23 дня назад +32

      ​@@HypnoChode74 I assume you hate it being used as explanation for the ending (as it doesn't fit the in-game narrative) and not the theory itself, which could've worked well with a competent writer... and a publisher not eager to turn nerdy sci-fi IPs into calladooty clones.

    • @rushpatriot2866
      @rushpatriot2866 22 дня назад +10

      ​@@strangeeric9760yeah that theory implemented by a good writer with side quests and NPC convos that subtly allude to said theory wouldve enriched the story alot. Still love the game tho

    • @christianvondruska8244
      @christianvondruska8244 9 дней назад +5

      ​@@strangeeric9760 The problem with the theory is that it's clearly not what the writers were going for. Sure it's a cool concept for a sci-fi story, just not Mass Effect 3's story. In no draft is it ever even implied that we're not playing through the "real" story, it all very much happens the way Sheppard sees it.

    • @strangeeric9760
      @strangeeric9760 9 дней назад +6

      @@christianvondruska8244 True. One could have assumed something's "wrong" when, from the very beginning, the game practically shoves this little kid in our face, even makes you interact with him in an eerie sort of way, implying that no one else can even see him around except us. And then he haunts our dreams with those "oily shadows" like the indoctrinated Rachni Queen described in Mass Effect 1. And then he is the personification of the Reaper hivemind. Weird stuff, huh.
      But no. The Extended Cut proves that everything is "real". The endings are real. Apparently, the kid was real too. It just took Shepard this one random Canadian kid to be zapped before his eyes to finally snap and have nightmares. Not the thousands of Batarian kids he annihilated with the Arrival DLC asteroid. Not the dozens (hundreds?) of human colonists' kids goo-ified by the Collectors in ME2. Not the biotic kids slaughtered in Grissom academy. No. Just this one kid. One kid we've seen for, like, 5 minutes? Cool.

  • @consentDracula
    @consentDracula Месяц назад +2244

    Companions getting killed in Mass Effect: Heartbroken, Trauma, Restart
    Companions getting killed in Veilguard: oops, anyway.

    • @efxnews4776
      @efxnews4776 Месяц назад +8

      It's sad because theres no option to kill them ourselves.
      I would love if i could literally slaughter them at any moment and the goal of the game was prevent other companions knew you are the one killing them.

    • @osets2117
      @osets2117 Месяц назад +99

      Losing my companions in ME2s final mission upset me greatly, I lost two squad members and half the crew on my first playthrough

    • @SpaceMomo
      @SpaceMomo Месяц назад +38

      Man.. I remember messing up Mass Effect 1 to 3 and having my companions die and wondering how did that happen.

    • @milosmarkovic2204
      @milosmarkovic2204 Месяц назад +21

      ​@@osets2117 yeah, I loaded a ~2h ago save when half the crew died

    • @enelanonimato6704
      @enelanonimato6704 Месяц назад +39

      oops? nah, more like "finally! that will shut you up about your pronouns!!!"

  • @crozraven
    @crozraven Месяц назад +5234

    This game should really be named "Suicide Squad: Kill The Dragon Age"

    • @mfo6892
      @mfo6892 Месяц назад +44

      😂

    • @vitalyjoepeachpeedarok
      @vitalyjoepeachpeedarok Месяц назад +11

      Dragon age the veilguard depicts LGBT community pretty well, it just kills itself

    • @ChiefGore429
      @ChiefGore429 Месяц назад +148

      Dragqueenage the failhard

    • @gurmyigoll3535
      @gurmyigoll3535 Месяц назад +50

      I think Taash should have done the "Dab of Death", very in character for her.

    • @dxdxdxdxdxd7125
      @dxdxdxdxdxd7125 Месяц назад +16

      @@ChiefGore429 Dragqueen Strap On for The Ride On a Hard

  • @blankadams3120
    @blankadams3120 Месяц назад +805

    You would think, at some point, someone would notice Rook keeps getting his team killed, and go, "Okay, clearly we made a mistake putting you in any sort of leadership position."

    • @Zuluknob
      @Zuluknob Месяц назад +62

      not only that but he gets the same team members killed multiple times.

    • @AjenjoAnejo
      @AjenjoAnejo Месяц назад +47

      And Rook goes"only if you think their death's were unintended"

    • @Ludak021
      @Ludak021 Месяц назад

      but, they are all mentally ill

    • @chessophiler
      @chessophiler 22 дня назад +3

      That's like George (Seinfeld) saying it's not a lie if you believe it.

    • @failegion7828
      @failegion7828 16 дней назад

      Tbf if the odds are considered to be overwhelming, sacrifices are acceptable. Take for example 1:00. That's actually a pretty good trade.

  • @torshec8634
    @torshec8634 Месяц назад +5209

    "I purposely trained them wrong, as a joke!"

    • @graysondraven
      @graysondraven Месяц назад +311

      "I'm bleeding, making me the victor"

    • @Ratface0007
      @Ratface0007 Месяц назад +151

      “I am bleeding, therefore I am the winner!”

    • @adde27
      @adde27 Месяц назад +168

      "Face to foot style!"

    • @DaDoubleDee
      @DaDoubleDee Месяц назад +132

      You guys go that way, I'll go home

    • @Deadclown45acp
      @Deadclown45acp Месяц назад +84

      I LOVE THAT MOVIE!!!!
      The movie referenced is Kung Pow: Enter the Fist.

  • @rasdan1192
    @rasdan1192 Месяц назад +2690

    Playing Mass Effect 2: I make sure everyone survived for the perfect ending.
    Playing Dragon's Age Failguard: I make sure everyone dies for the perfect ending.

    • @noatiendoboludos
      @noatiendoboludos Месяц назад +293

      Game where everyone can die: "I MUST keep them alive"
      Game where nobody can die: "I MUST find a way to kill them"

    • @ethanduncan1646
      @ethanduncan1646 Месяц назад +67

      My goal is to get everyone but the grey warden and the necromancer killed because they are the only decent characters. Everyone else I am going to get killed because they are insufferable

    • @Unit-zv6zh
      @Unit-zv6zh Месяц назад +45

      You didn't provide death trigger waming! My social justice support animal, Sage-Pisces (Xe/Xem), Feline American , ADAB, has death anxiety and this could have caused a Mild Stress Incident (MSI). I've made a formal complaint to Joe Biden to have you cancelled and Veilguard privileges revoked.

    • @Blisterdude123
      @Blisterdude123 Месяц назад +61

      It really says a lot that in ME2, I would STILL strive to ensure the survival of the characters I wasn't as fond of. Like Jack, or Jacob. They didn't click with me...but I didn't want them to die, I still had the bare minimum of care for their wellbeing as characters, they deserved to live.
      In Veilguard I just...didn't care at all. Most of them were bland enough they left no impact at all, I didn't care if they lived or died. But Taash...Taash was the one I went out of my way to ensure didn't survive. I cared enough to make certain they weren't coming back, my gift to their poor, suffering mother.

    • @Neuviletteiudexofmemes
      @Neuviletteiudexofmemes Месяц назад

      @@Unit-zv6zh Please remember the more cartoonishly you act in your hatred for them the less sympathy they’ll have in four years when they’re back in the drivers seat.
      Ideals didn’t win this election, people not understanding how the economy works did.
      God both sides are going to be this insufferable for the decade aren’t they…

  • @paulappleton9666
    @paulappleton9666 Месяц назад +455

    I must confess that this is oddly therapeutic.

    • @raizab.1837
      @raizab.1837 22 дня назад +2

      I'm watching while having a bubble bath... 🛀🛀🛀 😂

    • @MrBALAKUMARA
      @MrBALAKUMARA 20 дней назад +7

      I am watching this with one hand, it's so satisfying 💀

    • @TheFoolArts
      @TheFoolArts 19 дней назад

      yup

    • @exhaustive_the_sixth
      @exhaustive_the_sixth 9 дней назад +2

      Especially when Traash was killed. Such a relief.

  • @tyeberiusmcintyre1879
    @tyeberiusmcintyre1879 Месяц назад +807

    they wont let you be actively evil so you be passively evil instead

    • @chrisquiett1776
      @chrisquiett1776 Месяц назад +11

      Wait really? That's lame

    • @toomanyaccounts
      @toomanyaccounts Месяц назад +31

      @@chrisquiett1776 yeah the Blight is actually the force of good. they are just trying to raise families and hence why the good ending is when all the Veilguard dies.

    • @michaell8000
      @michaell8000 Месяц назад +4

      @@toomanyaccounts 🤢🤮 you're joking right? please for the love of my sanity tell me that's bullshit.

    • @toomanyaccounts
      @toomanyaccounts Месяц назад +1

      @@michaell8000 it may as well be reality

    • @Berstalin
      @Berstalin 26 дней назад +13

      @@michaell8000 They did that schtick in the 2nd season of that LOTR show on Prime. Orcs with families and stuff.

  • @CamperCarl00
    @CamperCarl00 Месяц назад +2231

    So wait, they actually tried to pull a Mass Effect 2 suicide mission finale, but failed to make the characters interesting enough for us to care?

    • @thecircleoft.e.d2121
      @thecircleoft.e.d2121 Месяц назад +200

      Looks like it…pretty embarrassing to say the least.

    • @freyalunar3633
      @freyalunar3633 Месяц назад +243

      they make the character annoying enough for us to care to let them all be killed LOL

    • @idminister
      @idminister Месяц назад +122

      no we do care, watching them 'fail' is enjoyable

    • @MultiShadow18
      @MultiShadow18 Месяц назад +67

      It looks like it's worse at least in me2 multiple people could do each job here it seems like they all suck except for a very specific situation

    • @Brorahm
      @Brorahm Месяц назад +22

      Fortunately, whoever made this weren't around near bioware during mass effect 2. Can't think of how bad it would be

  • @Volkaer
    @Volkaer 28 дней назад +84

    2000s RPGs : Companions are memorable, with deep story lines, and the player genuinely gets immersed in not wanting them to die, feeling actual loss if such a thing should happen.
    2024 Dragon age: Companions are insufferable to the point where players want the bad guys to win and purposely try to kill off 'the team'.

  • @ggadams639
    @ggadams639 Месяц назад +764

    This is actually so funny, the bad visuals fit so well the gigachad dwarf leader disposing all of his cringe mates that trust him with their souls

  • @bindair_dundat
    @bindair_dundat Месяц назад +803

    Poor guy had to replay this game, or at least parts of it, several times.

    • @FengBaoYolotli
      @FengBaoYolotli Месяц назад +34

      Oh the horror

    • @conquer535
      @conquer535 Месяц назад +5

      @@FengBaoYolotli fr fr

    • @Dracale
      @Dracale Месяц назад +24

      But his sacrifice but us great joy

    • @no.992
      @no.992 Месяц назад +12

      He was enjoying killing them

    • @gregorymirabella1423
      @gregorymirabella1423 16 дней назад

      But it was all worth it.

  • @melanieenmats
    @melanieenmats Месяц назад +176

    Congratulations on defeating the hidden main boss.

  • @PhosphoricKnight
    @PhosphoricKnight Месяц назад +2314

    Kinda lazy how they all have the same death cutscene down to every detail

    • @yonashyankowsky
      @yonashyankowsky Месяц назад +281

      But it's the best Dragon's Age up to date

    • @chintoki
      @chintoki Месяц назад +376

      Lazy and creatively bankrupt.

    • @franciscodetonne4797
      @franciscodetonne4797 Месяц назад +162

      That's exactly what I think. So lazy and talentless.

    • @falsetitle6940
      @falsetitle6940 Месяц назад +157

      ​@@yonashyankowskyIt's a return to form

    • @deptusmechanikus7362
      @deptusmechanikus7362 Месяц назад +101

      @@falsetitle6940 if only a form of single-cell organisms

  • @carsonpatrick6886
    @carsonpatrick6886 Месяц назад +3743

    Even the deaths are lame

    • @ffdgasfdasgjdfgf
      @ffdgasfdasgjdfgf Месяц назад +833

      the exploding blood magic staff death is truly the peak of low effort

    • @richard4888
      @richard4888 Месяц назад +3

      @@ffdgasfdasgjdfgf Could not have said it better myself.

    • @DerdOn0ner
      @DerdOn0ner Месяц назад +34

      True

    • @averagescrub7023
      @averagescrub7023 Месяц назад +254

      Good enough for me, those characters and the losers design them don't deserve any thing better.

    • @xavierhouston4650
      @xavierhouston4650 Месяц назад +66

      And gay

  • @artem_paches
    @artem_paches Месяц назад +103

    "There is no sacrifice greater than someone else's"
    Skipper

  • @crissaegrimm6327
    @crissaegrimm6327 Месяц назад +860

    The smiling face in the background everytime someone dies is hilarious!

  • @alessandrogarofalo9951
    @alessandrogarofalo9951 Месяц назад +1251

    Love how there's not a single drop of blood. In the sequel of the series that firstly introduced blood on the characters' models after a fight.
    I want to remember that origins' logo was a stain of blood in the shape of a dragon. I want to remember that one of the most important plot point in dragon age was blood magic. In veilguard, blood doesn't exists.
    I also want to remember that this is a dragon age game, in case you haven't noticed...

    • @TheNikoNik
      @TheNikoNik Месяц назад +116

      Call it instead what it is, "DEI age"

    • @xavierhouston4650
      @xavierhouston4650 Месяц назад +3

      @@TheNikoNik F*g Age

    • @Tina_Rix
      @Tina_Rix Месяц назад +100

      Remember when the darkspawn ogre squeezed Cailan in his hand and his blood was everywhere? I certainly do.

    • @Fullgrym
      @Fullgrym Месяц назад +64

      It's Drag-queen age game.
      Also Taash is so overpowered, she gets the most credit in killing the entire DA universe (the franchise itself).

    • @raghardeishi972
      @raghardeishi972 Месяц назад +16

      Do you remember about the scene with "enchantment" in DA:O?

  • @jonwacken4312
    @jonwacken4312 27 дней назад +99

    The best part is the shit eating grin after each death lmfao

    • @nikobellic8002
      @nikobellic8002 23 дня назад +3

      Lol

    • @chessophiler
      @chessophiler 22 дня назад +5

      Yes! Every time I so that grin, I laughed even harder/longer--it's just so perfect and funny!

  • @deptusmechanikus7362
    @deptusmechanikus7362 Месяц назад +1234

    If only we could do that in first two hours of gameplay and get some better written companions instead

    • @Limrasson
      @Limrasson Месяц назад +52

      Morrigan, after Dog's weight gain training.
      Dog
      Oghren
      Can you imagine Oghren in this game?

    • @scarocci7333
      @scarocci7333 Месяц назад +90

      @@Limrasson "hey hey, you are a veil jumper you say ? Have you already... -burp- jumped in.. someone's veil ? haha " *belch and scratch his ass in front of an horrified bellara*

    • @chadano1611
      @chadano1611 Месяц назад +46

      ​@@scarocci7333when a RUclips commenter is a better writer then a triple A studio

    • @scarocci7333
      @scarocci7333 Месяц назад +37

      @@chadano1611 Doesn't take much talent to write the dreadful mess of clichees that is Oghren, but i appreciate the compliment

    • @CK-lt6jl
      @CK-lt6jl Месяц назад +2

      They did Morrigan dirty.

  • @DaenaMichelle
    @DaenaMichelle Месяц назад +1761

    "Traash was unprepared and died in the fight"
    Finally, something good coming out of that "game"

    • @darkelftenak
      @darkelftenak Месяц назад +122

      for me, taash is the only companion i want to send to her end, cant stand her one bit, especially when she was bullying emmerick and being super disprespectful to the cool necromancer grandpa. I already hated her before that scene, but afterwords i vowed to send her to her death, watching all the ways she can die in this video was cathartic for me, now i just have to pick which way i want to end her,

    • @Unethical.FandubsGames
      @Unethical.FandubsGames Месяц назад +103

      @@darkelftenak For me it was when she started... growling at other characters... I don't want a creep like that on any team. Not even my worst enemy.

    • @randomperson4198
      @randomperson4198 Месяц назад +25

      ​@@Unethical.FandubsGamesIf you’re saying, "I wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy," then they’re not really your enemy.
      -somewhere i forgot where i heard it

    • @Александр911-х6л
      @Александр911-х6л Месяц назад +18

      If someone is not ready even for self-identification...

    • @lemonf6859
      @lemonf6859 Месяц назад +27

      I TRIED TO KILL TRAASH SO HARD, but alas I did her personal quest and couldn't get her to fucking die. Even looked up what to do with her to get her killed, but the traash survived.....

  • @Endymion766
    @Endymion766 Месяц назад +162

    i like how Morrigan turns and looks sort of like "oh no, they ded, so anyway--"

    • @FEDsShotMOM
      @FEDsShotMOM 25 дней назад +17

      That's supposed to be Morrigan?!

    • @PurpleTrey.-_-
      @PurpleTrey.-_- 24 дня назад +9

      ​@@FEDsShotMOM yes.... What they did to her it's insane. Looks like a special torture.... I newer see the "good" Morigan and now i know why i don't want it..

    • @salamantics
      @salamantics 20 дней назад +11

      @@FEDsShotMOM yes and they never tell you what happened to her child, nor who the father is.

  • @Ghost_Of_SAS
    @Ghost_Of_SAS Месяц назад +2207

    "All right people, while Stephen Hawkins defeats Mike Tyson, Hulk Hogan will hack their firewalls."
    "Fantastic plan, nothing can stop us."
    _Earth explodes_

    • @peasantofpersia
      @peasantofpersia Месяц назад +166

      The most accurate description of the video.

    • @TrollMalefico1984
      @TrollMalefico1984 Месяц назад +20

      *HawkinG

    • @tprime2702
      @tprime2702 Месяц назад +96

      The most accurate description of forced diversity, equity, and inclusion. 😂
      They/them aren't the right choice. But, the only choice. Everyone loses.

    • @johnrex7108
      @johnrex7108 Месяц назад +4

      🤣💦

    • @Dizerfullpower
      @Dizerfullpower Месяц назад +38

      Hulk Hogan was hacking firewalls left and right in Thunder in Paradise brother

  • @wavion2
    @wavion2 Месяц назад +311

    Ah yes, the elusive "Good Ending."

  • @LovenArtiste
    @LovenArtiste 26 дней назад +72

    0:12. Ah. The typical horror film.

  • @inthemiddleofsomecalibrations
    @inthemiddleofsomecalibrations Месяц назад +866

    I love how a bunch of mage companions just completely forget they're mages and instead of casting a spell, straight up charge the Darkspawn, only to get absolutely wrecked, when trying to protect Morrigan. These companions are so unbelievably stupid, it's too funny!
    Not even Mass Effect 2's Jacob was this incompetent and that is a hell of a low bar!

    • @thecircleoft.e.d2121
      @thecircleoft.e.d2121 Месяц назад +109

      At least Jacob was simply boring for the most part, with a couple legit funny moments…aside from his vent God death scene. lol

    • @NinjaFlibble
      @NinjaFlibble Месяц назад +11

      ​@@thecircleoft.e.d2121
      What's that scene? I usually get him carried away by seeker swarms

    • @thecircleoft.e.d2121
      @thecircleoft.e.d2121 Месяц назад +42

      @@NinjaFlibble Once you reach the Collector base, you can opt to send him through the vents. It results in the door taking longer to close, he sticks his head out in the open as trying to close it, and dies from a missile hitting him square in the head. It's hilarious!

    • @Isus24-s8e
      @Isus24-s8e Месяц назад

      @@thecircleoft.e.d2121But THE PRIZE!

    • @healsallwounds
      @healsallwounds Месяц назад +6

      That’s actually a Qunari, not a darkspawn. The darkspawn don’t wear stupid helmets.

  • @reponja1
    @reponja1 Месяц назад +1963

    Taash should have shouted with last breath "BTW i'm nonbinary"

    • @midnightcoffee6463
      @midnightcoffee6463 Месяц назад +226

      Hammer guy: Hammers transcend pronouns.

    • @Sousabird
      @Sousabird Месяц назад +139

      "Dragons would have Queens, not Kings"
      -Taash, ten seconds before being fatally struck.

    • @ZarkowsWorld
      @ZarkowsWorld Месяц назад +130

      Someone called Taash "she" and I had to correct them. "- They are identifying as Garbage."

    • @susangoaway
      @susangoaway Месяц назад +156

      Someone in the future: Hm, bone structure says female.

    • @lyravain6304
      @lyravain6304 Месяц назад +75

      I guess her spine identified as "bonemeal" after that hammer blow.

  • @thelaughingmanofficial
    @thelaughingmanofficial 25 дней назад +21

    "Trash was unprepared for Aelia's blood magic and died in the fight"
    Me: "LOL" 🤣

  • @Dunderard
    @Dunderard Месяц назад +1412

    When the "kill your companions and yourself" is the best ending and the good thing about this game. Yikes.

    • @ThomasHector-xv3pn
      @ThomasHector-xv3pn Месяц назад +83

      There will be no more dragon age games, so I think it's kinda in the lore.

    • @DonVigaDeFierro
      @DonVigaDeFierro Месяц назад +59

      I have yet to find one (1) person who plays this game, points at the screen, and then claims "That's me!!"
      I mean, the entire purpose of ruining this game with lectures was so that some people could see themselves. Where are they?

    • @GlaciesA
      @GlaciesA Месяц назад +47

      ​@@ThomasHector-xv3pn it's definitely the canon ending for me, all hail the dreadwolf

    • @professorwright1428
      @professorwright1428 Месяц назад

      @@GlaciesA You do know Solas dies too. He's the dreadwolf, I know you didn't know that because you haven't played any of these games.

    • @GlaciesA
      @GlaciesA Месяц назад +1

      @professorwright1428 how tf would I know at first he is the main villain in veilguard I only play a few hrs of the pirated version cause I'm not giving money to those fucks, why would I finish this trash

  • @randomcenturion7264
    @randomcenturion7264 Месяц назад +1231

    Execute Order 66
    Rook: “It will be done my Lord.”

  • @nepd3stiny
    @nepd3stiny 22 дня назад +21

    It’s hilarious how bloodless all of these deaths are, and the way they position the camera to hide the aftermath of getting pancaked with a war hammer is like they’re in a PG13 movie.

    • @dylanbilson4271
      @dylanbilson4271 17 дней назад +3

      For a mature game rated for ages 17 and up, you'd think they would make the character deaths a bit more brutal and gruesome, not cartoonish and wholesome.

    • @nepd3stiny
      @nepd3stiny 13 дней назад +1

      @@dylanbilson4271ikr, when you execute Logain in the first game there’s a goddamn splash zone. This game just doesn’t feel like Dragon Age.

  • @Superluigi881
    @Superluigi881 Месяц назад +468

    I'm surprised they even let you do this. Considering how many choices you already don't get to make.

    • @NinjaFlibble
      @NinjaFlibble Месяц назад +33

      And it involves the characters dying.

    • @schwarz8614
      @schwarz8614 Месяц назад +62

      They really thought that the character deaths would be so impactful, meaningful and powerful to the story 😂

    • @TheRealJohnux
      @TheRealJohnux Месяц назад +43

      Would be funny if people make Montages of themselves killing the DEI Squad to the point of the devs removing the option out of spite or responding on Twitter.

    • @shawbag11
      @shawbag11 Месяц назад +4

      At least we can kill off taash that is at least 1 good thing the game lets us do

    • @Berstalin
      @Berstalin 26 дней назад

      @@TheRealJohnux That would be awesome. Lets make it happen. Expose these devs for the fraudulent activists they really are.

  • @francisco646
    @francisco646 Месяц назад +511

    God, it’s so cathartic to watch them be put out of our misery.

  • @nicodemoscain
    @nicodemoscain Месяц назад +48

    This was so therapeutic after seeing so many videos of this nightmare game.

  • @TheRavenofSin
    @TheRavenofSin Месяц назад +251

    I like how they try to pull a mass effect 2 by having the loyalty missions determine if they live or die, but rather than it being circumstances or your choices, it seems like their own incompetence gets them killed. Like, the three MAGES, one who uses a BOW, grab a stick run up within whacking distance of the guy with a big ass hammer.

    • @robertwoods3871
      @robertwoods3871 Месяц назад +37

      Veilguard was written by people who have never touched any RPG in order to gain brownie points with a loud and annoying minority who don't even play video games, but absolutely *must* be represented in every game otherwise they'll scream "bigot" at you

    • @josefstalin8069
      @josefstalin8069 Месяц назад

      @@robertwoods3871 Unfortunately, the loud minority do play video games, but so do the people this game is suposidly trying to represent. People on the right hate it because it's any representation, people on the left hate it because it's shitty representation. Takes some real skill to get trans and terf people to agree

    • @TheMysteriouswatcher
      @TheMysteriouswatcher 15 дней назад

      Yes because the Vent Specialist dying by sticking their head out into enemy fire for absolutely no reason definitely isn't due to incompetence

  • @mnopinion
    @mnopinion Месяц назад +468

    “Soo I Identify as non-living”

    • @DanteSparda
      @DanteSparda Месяц назад +10

      That's a decision i can certainly agree with!

    • @TheRixtah1
      @TheRixtah1 28 дней назад +13

      "Finally something we agree on"
      >brings down the hammer

    • @Bornogo
      @Bornogo 25 дней назад +9

      was/were

    • @nikobellic8002
      @nikobellic8002 23 дня назад +1

      I have no problem with that.

    • @ariankennedy6016
      @ariankennedy6016 21 день назад +1

      @@Bornogo I'm actually cry-laughing at your comment lmfaooo

  • @Slayton1978
    @Slayton1978 Месяц назад +47

    "Oh my god. He/She/they died" 🤭
    "i mean...OH MY GOD. HE/SHE/THEY DIED!" 😭

  • @AshRaf-to5gu
    @AshRaf-to5gu Месяц назад +225

    That smile is the gaming world all smiling in unison.

  • @STEVEYTHEEXEEVEE
    @STEVEYTHEEXEEVEE Месяц назад +746

    "X was a POOR CHOICE for Y"
    hey now game! t hat's a little too mean to say! i demand a patch to protect my precious feelings so it doesnt feel like i'm being judged so bad! i cant even call people idiots in this game! why is the game implying i'm one?!

    • @Superluigi881
      @Superluigi881 Месяц назад +147

      That's just racist and sexist my team is stunning and brave, they can do anything they want!
      Why is this game implying they can't?

    • @Alolan.Vulpix.Getting.Railed
      @Alolan.Vulpix.Getting.Railed Месяц назад +6

      i will 🍇 your pfp

    • @livelybubbs6242
      @livelybubbs6242 Месяц назад

      What in the numedian *f u c k* Alola?

    • @icepic21
      @icepic21 Месяц назад +18

      Like, I'm pretty sure I can tell that was a bad choice when they got mirked, but sure game: go ahead and spell it out for me with a popup tutorial, like you did with suggesting which hero to pick.

    • @schwarz8614
      @schwarz8614 Месяц назад +30

      Imagine having the audacity to imply that some people are not fit for certain roles!

  • @InvokeZero
    @InvokeZero Месяц назад +25

    The most surprising thing to see was that they actually put an encounter into the game where Tash dies.

    • @exhaustive_the_sixth
      @exhaustive_the_sixth 9 дней назад

      Finally, this obnoxious abomination of a character is disposed of.

  • @Voldrim359
    @Voldrim359 Месяц назад +744

    In my head canon, this is the best ending... Especially for Ta-sh

    • @shipmcgree6367
      @shipmcgree6367 Месяц назад +114

      *Traash

    • @Voldrim359
      @Voldrim359 Месяц назад +6

      @shipmcgree6367 trying to avoid youtube search links

    • @Lazymindflayerwithcofffee
      @Lazymindflayerwithcofffee Месяц назад +6

      You missed a ,r, after ,T, before ,a,

    • @Voldrim359
      @Voldrim359 Месяц назад +22

      @@Lazymindflayerwithcofffee i miss more than that, because the pronouns are they/them, so is not trash, is garbage

    • @NorseGraphic
      @NorseGraphic Месяц назад +4

      Traash

  • @dreadnaughtvcn6932
    @dreadnaughtvcn6932 Месяц назад +260

    No one else is saying it.
    I appreciate what you went through to have to get these clips for us. Your sacrifice will be remembered.

  • @jerondiovis6128
    @jerondiovis6128 29 дней назад +9

    I think I could watch a 10-hours version of this. So satisfying.

  • @siirialyssialohmann8641
    @siirialyssialohmann8641 Месяц назад +3565

    Taash dying is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen

    • @GertMega
      @GertMega Месяц назад +307

      It just takes way too long to get there

    • @ДмитрийМачулин-ч3т
      @ДмитрийМачулин-ч3т Месяц назад +70

      - Ibasit kata. Itwa ost.
      - Maraas kata!
      - Your forces have failed. Leave now and tell the Qunari to trouble me no further.

    • @fareastman8127
      @fareastman8127 Месяц назад +272

      Is there any way to not recruit/disband "this" creature Taash sooner?

    • @admiralspire
      @admiralspire Месяц назад +7

      @@fareastman8127 That is one of the most hideous game characters I've ever seen. It even has the woke uniform of the nosering and awful coloured hair. '' I don' feel like a man or a woman''. No shit, you are shite at either but I ''feel'' like not bothering with your twattery.

    • @QKuKier
      @QKuKier Месяц назад +48

      so satisfying bro

  • @arobotarmy9878
    @arobotarmy9878 Месяц назад +194

    I’m Commander Shepard and this is my favorite Veilguard video on RUclips.

  • @simonl5074
    @simonl5074 Месяц назад +15

    So it seems like there is a good ending after all !

  • @luizmarinho6138
    @luizmarinho6138 Месяц назад +336

    The death I wanted for Traash was to be impaled by the tentacle lady, but since that isn't an option... the large hammer guy is the second best. Not quite ideal since they animated it like a big bonk instead of bone crushing, but it will do.

    • @xteel1013
      @xteel1013 Месяц назад +6

      Great minds think alike 😊
      I will buy this game just to have taash die like that in every play through

    • @The_Penguin_8964
      @The_Penguin_8964 Месяц назад +11

      I was thinking of let it tortured by the skeleton king...too bad it seems can't be🙈

    • @eggy6815
      @eggy6815 Месяц назад +47

      I disagree, the hammer death gives us a close up of her face and any close up of taash’s face triggers my fight or flight response to the point where I’d have a lobotomy just to forget it

    • @sirxxbiggusnuttusxx6094
      @sirxxbiggusnuttusxx6094 Месяц назад

      I wonder whether its possible to still have a good ending with only taash dying

    • @BaranZenon
      @BaranZenon Месяц назад +12

      That Large Hammer Guy is the new Marauder Shields of our times :)

  • @Sandwichman1337
    @Sandwichman1337 Месяц назад +544

    I wish the big hammer guy was recruitable instead of Taash

    • @marhawkman303
      @marhawkman303 Месяц назад +26

      yeah, some games do that, give you choices, "recruit X from faction Y, OR recruit his enemy V from faction B". Either way you only get one.

    • @j.thomas1420
      @j.thomas1420 Месяц назад +16

      Was about to post something similar when I saw you comment. Yeah this big dude is way more enjoyable in a team than Trash.

    • @LegendarySpaceRipper
      @LegendarySpaceRipper Месяц назад +5

      I'm thinking the villains are probably cooler.

    • @chincemagnet
      @chincemagnet Месяц назад +7

      Traash

    • @nananamamana3591
      @nananamamana3591 Месяц назад +2

      @@LegendarySpaceRipper
      I mean, they work for Solas and *THE SKELETON LORDS* so you at least know they have adventurous tastes in employers.

  • @MilanesaConPure
    @MilanesaConPure 8 дней назад +4

    Remember ME2 and how you don't want ABSOLUTELY anyone to die at the final mission? (Except for Jacob in the vents maybe).
    Well, Veilguard tries to do that so hard that it fails miserably because every single companion is a blob, and the writing certainly doesn't help.

  • @DinJerr
    @DinJerr Месяц назад +1191

    "Look, see? Classic Bioware choices have consequences!"
    Everyone dying in pretty much the same manner regardless of who you picked.

    • @ZarkowsWorld
      @ZarkowsWorld Месяц назад +14

      Not sure if it also depends on their chars levels, but for me only Hardin died, and Neve was temporary blighted but later fine after final battle.

    • @The77Voice
      @The77Voice Месяц назад +85

      Im old and expect custom animations

    • @simartru
      @simartru Месяц назад +18

      ​@@ZarkowsWorldonly their questline matter. If they have legend status they will die only if you set them on full oposite of their skill but harding or davrin will die anyway and don't lock achievment

    • @ZarkowsWorld
      @ZarkowsWorld Месяц назад

      @@simartru Alright - all my companions had highest level and status.

    • @fredwin
      @fredwin Месяц назад +51

      The fact that they CAN die is the one single aspect of this abomination that's somewhat respectable.

  • @silimarfrothbeard8661
    @silimarfrothbeard8661 Месяц назад +78

    Mass Effect 2: “I will save you all”
    Veilguard: “It IS a suicide mission after all”

  • @Robertward111
    @Robertward111 Месяц назад +5

    This game is in serious need of a mod to replace Taash with a nug. What an improvement that would be. No voice lines whatsoever. Just a nug being a nug.

  • @BingBangPoe
    @BingBangPoe Месяц назад +331

    Probably the only game where you actively root for your companions to fail.

    • @yarugatyger1603
      @yarugatyger1603 Месяц назад +7

      Wasn't that the case with "Until Dawn" too? You'd rather have all the shits die to the Wendigo rather than let them live?

    • @LenoViburnum
      @LenoViburnum Месяц назад +7

      ​@@yarugatyger1603
      I did like leaving one of them alive. She was the only likable character to me
      But yes, it's a bit funny how it's kinda like that

    • @yurikrinsom1362
      @yurikrinsom1362 Месяц назад

      ​@@yarugatyger1603 But in Until Dawn they are teenagers, its obvious we want them to die hahaha

    • @LegendarySpaceRipper
      @LegendarySpaceRipper Месяц назад +6

      Until Dawn had a few decent characters at least.

    • @NostalgicGamerRickOShay
      @NostalgicGamerRickOShay Месяц назад +1

      Far cry 6 and Mass Effect Andromeda gives me companions that I really want to kill off.
      Far cry 6 actually makes me wish I could side with the ruling government and destroy the rebels instead.

  • @helvaboy
    @helvaboy Месяц назад +628

    Every time Taash died, I laughed with a great joy.

    • @PunkFiddler
      @PunkFiddler Месяц назад +35

      Same. It's so satisfying to see

    • @schwarz8614
      @schwarz8614 Месяц назад +32

      I can't enjoy it. Every time I see her, I have to recoil. Her design even ruins her death for me.

    • @floreo1530
      @floreo1530 Месяц назад +6

      Brings me joy

    • @Mr.Salad_
      @Mr.Salad_ Месяц назад +6

      Same, the only good part of the game

    • @michaelmccarty1327
      @michaelmccarty1327 Месяц назад +2

      Tash was the name of the evil god of the Calormenes in the Chronologicals of Narnia.

  • @BwaBwabu
    @BwaBwabu 9 дней назад +2

    Taash's mom can finaly have her bittersweet existence, not good, but better, than when her abusive grown up daughter was around

  • @PantikGR
    @PantikGR Месяц назад +145

    This is a 9/10 game. Now I get it. They make you hate them so you can see them die

    • @nikobellic8002
      @nikobellic8002 23 дня назад

      Ahhhh so that was the plan all along.

  • @Contraltissimo
    @Contraltissimo Месяц назад +141

    That troll-faced grin was just the icing on the cake. XD

    • @Rey-6010
      @Rey-6010 Месяц назад +3

      So beautiful that I screenshotted everyone of those grins

  • @caripete3
    @caripete3 18 дней назад +2

    Maaan I was having a bad day but this made me laugh. That grin on Rook's face made me spit out my drink. Thank you. I feel oddly lighter XD

  • @verro9953
    @verro9953 Месяц назад +54

    > Was a poor choice
    > Was unprepared
    Trust me, I could tell by looking at them.

    • @mrosskne
      @mrosskne Месяц назад

      Taash was unprepared for the fact that your gender is completely determined at birth by your DNA and genitals.

    • @tickledeggz
      @tickledeggz 13 дней назад

      > Was a poor choice (when I bought this game)
      >Was unprepared (at being so relieved to discover i was trans)

  • @williamwhittington6038
    @williamwhittington6038 Месяц назад +310

    It’s bad when you get more entertainment from watching them die and lose them you do seeing them win

    • @NOXGrizzly
      @NOXGrizzly Месяц назад +23

      seeing them win is actually the evil ending for DA fans, this however puts a smile on my face and i would have done the same if i hadnt lost interest in the game after couple hours

    • @FolstrimHori
      @FolstrimHori Месяц назад +12

      Reminds me of how one of the highest watched videos for Last of Us 2 is of Abbey's friends getting killed

  • @MennydorgesERArchive
    @MennydorgesERArchive 8 дней назад +4

    2:08 Wait a minute… Shao Kahn, I’m afraid you’re in the wrong game

  • @DJinKERRY831
    @DJinKERRY831 Месяц назад +391

    That based qunari hammer boi is my new Marauder Shields

  • @haydenbennett3547
    @haydenbennett3547 Месяц назад +210

    My question is; why the fuck was Morrigan struggling? She can turn into a dragon and other various creatures.

    • @thecircleoft.e.d2121
      @thecircleoft.e.d2121 Месяц назад +122

      And the writers completely forgot about that because they’re idiots and terrible writers.

    • @Marxist1917
      @Marxist1917 Месяц назад +61

      Well, why would she do that? Obviously, Morrigan, like the rest of us, enjoyed this outcome. By the way, she influenced the purchases of this game-containing product. And without it, "it" would not have any sales.

    • @efxnews4776
      @efxnews4776 Месяц назад +27

      The thought of Morrigan being self aware and based put a smile on my face!

    • @eneco3965
      @eneco3965 Месяц назад +17

      That's Morrigan?

    • @osets2117
      @osets2117 Месяц назад +22

      ​@@eneco3965I know right? Looks nothing like Morrigan

  • @00monkeydude001
    @00monkeydude001 Месяц назад +7

    It sad to even give these people your money. They don’t deserve a dime.

  • @Gonroamin
    @Gonroamin Месяц назад +1676

    '-And this corpse was definitely non-binary.'
    'How can you tell?'
    'It has a annoying, whiny aura about it, even in death.'

    • @level9drow856
      @level9drow856 Месяц назад +46

      🤣

    • @rorrim0
      @rorrim0 Месяц назад +141

      It has the face of a gargoyle and a body shaped like an oak.

    • @AndrooUK
      @AndrooUK Месяц назад +58

      "Nope. There's no way we can tell these bones apart..."

    • @ChadKakashi
      @ChadKakashi Месяц назад +47

      Good use of “it” there

    • @twilightknight2333
      @twilightknight2333 Месяц назад +5

      LMAO!!!

  • @johnkubiak1154
    @johnkubiak1154 Месяц назад +347

    I feel bad for Emerich. He's mistreated by everyone in game. Taash goes on a big rant if you tell her to call him by his name instead of mocking him for being a necromancy. Pretty awkward to see the "Respect my pronouns" character being a massive bigot. And the game never addresses this because Taash is a perfect little angel who can do no wrong.

    • @Sekir80
      @Sekir80 Месяц назад +26

      After a lot of thought I finally figured out Taash, her character and her treatment of others. She is the symbol of bigotry, she represents the "normal" people of our world, she's like the mirror for the player to figure out how the non-binary feel around "normal" people in our world. I think it was a bad choice, though.

    • @ZPu95
      @ZPu95 Месяц назад +106

      I'm actually impressed the old white man is the most tolerable character.

    • @xavierhouston4650
      @xavierhouston4650 Месяц назад

      @@Sekir80 A true non-binary wouldn’t feel anything, because they’d be dead.

    • @georgejones5019
      @georgejones5019 Месяц назад

      @@Sekir80 Nah. She behaves just like the people she's modeled after. Narcissistic idiots who have no personality beyond gender ideaology and sexual orientation.

    • @onyxrose4349
      @onyxrose4349 Месяц назад +29

      Emmrich is a chill guy who's just a goth lol. Davrin is also pretty chill, and Lucanis has some great moments. Neve and Bellara are mid and Harding is really coasting on her Inquisition content. Taash... exists.

  • @Pikopati
    @Pikopati Месяц назад +1

    The correct title should be "compilation of all good endings in Dragon Age Veilguard"

  • @MedukaMiggica
    @MedukaMiggica Месяц назад +188

    It baffles me that these developers had the gall to implement a suicide mission on this game. This games tone is so all over the place that definitely doesnt deserve this sort of pay off.
    Not to mention after playing this game for almost 60 hours, all of these deaths are absurdly goofy considering how we fight hordes of Venatori, Darkspawn and Qunari in normal gameplay and yet every single companion can just get brain fart and die with a single blow of a hammer from a random grunt.
    We killed an Archdemon and two blighted Dragons but the Big Green spooky skeleton and a lady with a staff was the real dangerous encounter we need to prepare for.

    • @guilleperez7493
      @guilleperez7493 Месяц назад +2

      Bru by the same logic it would have no sense Doomguy can be trapped by some dumb robot after killed hundred of demons. Videogame logic

    • @kkkk-uh1cu
      @kkkk-uh1cu Месяц назад +19

      Arguably, if you only need to make one mistake to die, it is very realistic to win 99 such fights, and lose your life in the last. As is dying to random "acts of god" such as an earthquake or falling building. However, the writing really doesn't convince you of that. If you actually send them up against a powerful foe and have them all make different and believeable mistakes, now that would be interesting.

    • @MalfosRanger
      @MalfosRanger Месяц назад +11

      Imagine being a veteran officer marching out to put down a rebellion and you die from dysentery. Or you survive the most bloody global conflict at the time only to die in a low speed collision. Being badass is not a hard counter to mortality.

    • @crypterion_moon
      @crypterion_moon Месяц назад +3

      Don't care, watching them die was therapeutic. All sense was thrown out when they decided to launch this game so now we're just enjoying the show

  • @lingricen8077
    @lingricen8077 Месяц назад +362

    of course taashe was fragile enough to die from falling over

    • @garmmermibe5397
      @garmmermibe5397 Месяц назад +18

      Yeah, considering she's able to die from misgendering. Not much she can stand against.

    • @Blisterdude123
      @Blisterdude123 Месяц назад +5

      Even their death scenes were totally lame. Lame in death, as in life.

    • @lingricen8077
      @lingricen8077 Месяц назад +10

      @ *her

    • @Blisterdude123
      @Blisterdude123 Месяц назад

      @@lingricen8077 I don't pretend to know or understand the lifestyle, but I have a friend who is trans so I will at least do the correct terminology. Nobody else has to, but I choose to, that's all.
      Fictional character who I would kick out of an upper floor window or otherwise.

    • @Blisterdude123
      @Blisterdude123 Месяц назад

      @@lingricen8077 I don't pretend to know or understand or even really care about the lifestyle, but I have a friend who is trans so the bare minimum I'll do is the terminology. Nobody else has to, I don't care if anybody else does, you do you, but I choose to.
      Fictional character who I would punt out of an upper-storey window or otherwise lmao

  • @seth3491
    @seth3491 Месяц назад +4

    This is like the anti suicide mission of ME2, where you don't really care if anyone dies

  • @paleknight1
    @paleknight1 Месяц назад +291

    What's even funnier is that you're playing a dwarf, and purposely over encouraging elves to get sent to their deaths.

    • @Doctorolivercook
      @Doctorolivercook Месяц назад +15

      Just like in Dwarf Fortress, we want to root for the short alcoholics wearing dwarven steel armor and wielding badass axes while they beat the crap out of pointy-eared hippies that wear WOODEN ARMOR.

    • @Flesh_Wizard
      @Flesh_Wizard Месяц назад +5

      "good, I hate knife-ears"

    • @nalrashido
      @nalrashido 28 дней назад +1

      ​@@Doctorolivercook except that Solas Elgi, he's one of the Good ones.

  • @shadowprotector99
    @shadowprotector99 Месяц назад +349

    Best ending

  • @findyourcenterbbc8483
    @findyourcenterbbc8483 22 дня назад +4

    Watching the griffin Assan chase after Darvin was the only sad part.

  • @Gondonr
    @Gondonr Месяц назад +182

    Ah they tried to do the mass effect 2 ending thingy but with terrible characters. So you feel nothing when they die. Nice.

    • @rodolfosanchez3397
      @rodolfosanchez3397 Месяц назад +29

      Nothing? I felt rejoice

    • @BaranZenon
      @BaranZenon Месяц назад +14

      Imagine the final mission in ME2, but everyone is Jacob :D

    • @dreddmau0257
      @dreddmau0257 Месяц назад +21

      And the thing is when they die you don’t feel like the squad mates did something utterly stupid, it genuinely looks like nothing could have been done to prevent it. You just know that if they die, it’s your fault as a leader.
      In Veilguard however they just straight up do the dumbest shit and look like incompetent morons, so they couldn’t even get the tension of the situation right lol

    • @LotvisTheOwl
      @LotvisTheOwl Месяц назад +4

      ​@@BaranZenonI would still save Jacob in compare to this but sadly he always dies in vent

    • @BiriBiri925
      @BiriBiri925 Месяц назад +21

      ​@@BaranZenonIf Jacob was in this game, he would be the best character in this game.

  • @Blundabus1337
    @Blundabus1337 Месяц назад +324

    "I'm non-binary"
    You're also non-alive now.

    • @efxnews4776
      @efxnews4776 Месяц назад +6

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @brianmoyachiuz905
      @brianmoyachiuz905 Месяц назад +3

      😂

    • @oldoutlet6946
      @oldoutlet6946 Месяц назад +8

      "Actually I don't identify as dead OR alive."

    • @Xeirn
      @Xeirn Месяц назад +16

      Pronouns was/were.

    • @shawbag11
      @shawbag11 Месяц назад +4

      Best thing that character did tbh. Actually redeems the game a lil bit knowing that at least i can kill off taash

  • @vus9555
    @vus9555 Месяц назад +4

    When I discovered that they can actually get killed in the final mission I restarted It to have the best possible ending...and to let them all die

  • @georgejones5019
    @georgejones5019 Месяц назад +215

    I like how Traash should be fine in the chaos of the battle, considering she's a warrior type and hunts dragons. Dies.
    Davrin, the fake Grey Warden, joins the Wardens. Dies.

    • @oldoutlet6946
      @oldoutlet6946 Месяц назад +18

      Just shows how incompetent they all are.

    • @coolestonions990
      @coolestonions990 10 дней назад +1

      The dragon is a paid actor lmao 😂

  • @iswhatitis9769
    @iswhatitis9769 Месяц назад +81

    The saddest part about all this is that this final segment was the only thing in the entire game that remotely looked like good old BW. That little soul that used to exist, only lightly shining here while being covered with garbage all around it. Which is far more annoying as it shows that this game might've had a chance at being good if we didn't live in the time period of circus where clowns run rampant, throwing their pies at everyone on street, and everyone pretending that this behavior should be accepted outside of said circus.

  • @LovenArtiste
    @LovenArtiste 26 дней назад +4

    1:13 The one you’ve ALLLL been waiting for

  • @mrcleanismyda
    @mrcleanismyda Месяц назад +249

    local dwarf rights wrongs from the great book of grudges

    • @alongfortheride1016
      @alongfortheride1016 Месяц назад +39

      Local dwarf redeems himself in the eyes of the ancestors. Slayers are considering a grudge. More at 11

    • @Nabuchadnezar
      @Nabuchadnezar Месяц назад +27

      and there has been great rejoicing. Even longbeards tend to grumble much less now.

    • @syrienangel4137
      @syrienangel4137 Месяц назад +5

      But the Great Book of Grudges... remains full.

    • @Flesh_Wizard
      @Flesh_Wizard Месяц назад

      Well, you are killing lots of elves...

  • @EndThusIAm
    @EndThusIAm Месяц назад +63

    Gotta love how Bioware had no balls to give a real bad ending. "Oh, yeah, your party and Rook is gone, but don't worry Thedas still won!"

    • @midnightcoffee6463
      @midnightcoffee6463 Месяц назад +28

      The bad ending is where they all survive xD

    • @Oversir
      @Oversir Месяц назад +12

      Well, we can save few of them. Emmerich and Harding survies, it must be enough for minimum requirements for Thedas still won good ending. And Emmerich and Harding are ok.

  • @sabbathb6548
    @sabbathb6548 4 дня назад +2

    2:09 Trash: Dragons dont have kings. They have queens.
    Dragon King: Hail to the king baby!

  • @discountdisco2273
    @discountdisco2273 Месяц назад +64

    A dwarf dying to blood magic is kinda ironic considering they have a natural resistance to magic

    • @curnott6051
      @curnott6051 Месяц назад +33

      Let's be real here, I don't think the writers even remembered that dwarves are supposed to have magic resistance.

    • @tickledeggz
      @tickledeggz 13 дней назад

      My front door has a natural resistance to blunt force, but if I hit it with a sledgehammer, I could probably still break it.

    •  7 дней назад

      But Harding now has magic, she isn't immune anymore, because the lyrium dagger broke her tranquil status (that's why the dwarves block magic, because they are basically tranquils thanks to Solas and Mythal)

  • @disgaealikerasapOG
    @disgaealikerasapOG Месяц назад +360

    Wait Taash the "sUpeR wArRiOr" chick cant handle the battle segment? That is honestly pretty funny.

    • @BonkHazard
      @BonkHazard Месяц назад +51

      I think it's like Mass Effect 2, if you do the loyalty mission they can beat some segments, but if you don't they'll fail regardless.
      But yes, the irony is hilarious.

    • @zetlemb4857
      @zetlemb4857 Месяц назад +29

      Chick? PUSH-UPS, NOW!!!
      Lol jk ya got em good

    • @scarocci7333
      @scarocci7333 29 дней назад +1

      The guy you see in the cinematic is the Dragon King, Taash nemesis in her companion mission. If he is alive, it mean you didn't do Taah missions, and if the faction she help in this segment is too weak (because you didn't help them or upgraded them), yes, she get killed.
      If you do things properly, she survives

    • @thelaughingmanofficial
      @thelaughingmanofficial 25 дней назад +12

      Trash was always weak.

    • @ThisAdamGuy
      @ThisAdamGuy 25 дней назад

      ​@@scarocci7333 Getting her killed **is** doing it properly.

  • @RandomCommentHandle
    @RandomCommentHandle Месяц назад +1

    There will never be a greater Dragon Age Veilguard video.

  • @1imperfect3kontra18
    @1imperfect3kontra18 Месяц назад +50

    I'm lost it when I saw your smiling character at the end. This is a masterpiece

  • @Shotty-McGunns
    @Shotty-McGunns Месяц назад +61

    This man proves that heroes still exist in the world

  • @bowserbrowser6559
    @bowserbrowser6559 9 дней назад +4

    Btw when taash dies your party refers to it as a her which means all that preachy trash the writers had her spout was for nothing

  • @Ragatokk
    @Ragatokk Месяц назад +68

    Having some of you survive, is not a sacrifice I am willing to make.

  • @DanSGee
    @DanSGee Месяц назад +87

    2:53 it's so funny to me how he reaches first and THEN she places the staff in his hands lmao

    • @davidma6616
      @davidma6616 Месяц назад +22

      Dude all the cutscenes have this awkward uncanny valley effect to the movement. The whole game looks so bad.

  • @aworldanimation
    @aworldanimation 15 дней назад +3

    Mass effect, one companion dies: it should have been me! WHY!!!
    Veilguard, one companion dies:
    It's just a happy little incident😊