I purposefully set Dragon Age Veilguard companions up to fail to "dispose" of them
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- Опубликовано: 8 фев 2025
- This is a payback for all the cringe I had to endure with those companions. I purposefully set Dragon Age Veilguard companions up to fail in the final mission to dispose of them. Because they're annoying bunch. Good riddance.
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That zoned out goofy smile.
Not as gory as I expected it to be tbh
So im curious can you kill all the companions in the game like in the same game? Also how do you kill them just like dont level them up or somthing? Also can you play with no companions. Teach me master please and ty.
The Veilguard hate is strong with this one 🤢
I like how it says “X was not prepared” but the way you prepare is by taking your companions out on picnics. 😂
Not the leader they need, but the leader they deserve
Truer words could not be said
The true ending.
True hahah
@KingOfMumbles485 Definitely
🤣
"All of your companions are dead, how could you let that happen??"
"I missed the part where that's my problem"
The amaaaaazing Maaaaaan
Lol...
"Let" that happen...?
"Ah my dear. It was not as the natural consequences of negligent choices...it was rather a very carefully crafted series of unfortunate events". 🤔😏
"I'm gonna put some dirt in your eyes"
To me even if the companions are good they dont get a good ending, Mortimer and I are good friends....
Nice profile pic! 💪
> "Can you do X?"
> "I can absolutely do X, I wont let you down, there's nowhere I'd rather be"
> Dies
Can't have your allies questioning your questionable choices. That might actually give them some humanity.
To be fair, even Mass Effect 2 had that
-Jacob: I could get the door open
-Miranda: Oh any biotic could do that!
The difference is when you misjudged their capabilities and someone died, you actually felt bad for them (except Jacob)
@@Superluigi881 Just like the main character, the only answer to most things is variations of 'yes'.
@@sebastianpinoalipaz5935 that's because Jacob is an idiot.
@@sebastianpinoalipaz5935 Well Jacob was acting heroic and Miranda was arrogant, so she was sure she could do it.
2012: "Guys, you don't get it! Shepard was actually indoctrinated and the ending was all in his head."
2024: "Guys, you don't get it! Rook isn't actually a wuss and the whole game is him playing 4D chess to kill everyone."
I’ll be honest I kinda hate the reaper indoctrination theory.
@@HypnoChode74 I assume you hate it being used as explanation for the ending (as it doesn't fit the in-game narrative) and not the theory itself, which could've worked well with a competent writer... and a publisher not eager to turn nerdy sci-fi IPs into calladooty clones.
@@strangeeric9760yeah that theory implemented by a good writer with side quests and NPC convos that subtly allude to said theory wouldve enriched the story alot. Still love the game tho
@@strangeeric9760 The problem with the theory is that it's clearly not what the writers were going for. Sure it's a cool concept for a sci-fi story, just not Mass Effect 3's story. In no draft is it ever even implied that we're not playing through the "real" story, it all very much happens the way Sheppard sees it.
@@christianvondruska8244 True. One could have assumed something's "wrong" when, from the very beginning, the game practically shoves this little kid in our face, even makes you interact with him in an eerie sort of way, implying that no one else can even see him around except us. And then he haunts our dreams with those "oily shadows" like the indoctrinated Rachni Queen described in Mass Effect 1. And then he is the personification of the Reaper hivemind. Weird stuff, huh.
But no. The Extended Cut proves that everything is "real". The endings are real. Apparently, the kid was real too. It just took Shepard this one random Canadian kid to be zapped before his eyes to finally snap and have nightmares. Not the thousands of Batarian kids he annihilated with the Arrival DLC asteroid. Not the dozens (hundreds?) of human colonists' kids goo-ified by the Collectors in ME2. Not the biotic kids slaughtered in Grissom academy. No. Just this one kid. One kid we've seen for, like, 5 minutes? Cool.
"All of you may die, but that is a risk I am willing to take."
-John Veilguard
More like a sacrifice...
@@Doctorolivercookonly a sacrifice if you lose something
Some of you may survive, and that is not a risk I am willing to take- Johnny Veilguardless
Sole creator of Dragon Age
"All of you will die, and that is an outcome I am willing to live with."
I love how from the perspective of this video, every party member seems to suck at every role and dies anyway. Very believable
A bunch of dei hires with the responsibility to save the world.
Looks like it doesn’t go so well.
DEI party members
@ aw man you tube deleted my comment and I said the same thing lol
All of them are only good at being the professional victims, superb attention to details
@@ragvald8835 Necromancer guy is alright. He gives this odd "gay butler" vibe but other than that he's pretty okay.
This game should really be named "Suicide Squad: Kill The Dragon Age"
😂
Dragon age the veilguard depicts LGBT community pretty well, it just kills itself
Dragqueenage the failhard
I think Taash should have done the "Dab of Death", very in character for her.
@@ChiefGore429 Dragqueen Strap On for The Ride On a Hard
The best part is the shit eating grin after each death lmfao
Lol
Yes! Every time I so that grin, I laughed even harder/longer--it's just so perfect and funny!
they wont let you be actively evil so you be passively evil instead
Wait really? That's lame
@@chrisquiett1776 yeah the Blight is actually the force of good. they are just trying to raise families and hence why the good ending is when all the Veilguard dies.
@@toomanyaccounts 🤢🤮 you're joking right? please for the love of my sanity tell me that's bullshit.
@@michaell8000 it may as well be reality
@@michaell8000 They did that schtick in the 2nd season of that LOTR show on Prime. Orcs with families and stuff.
Honestly, pretending to being nice and supportive while secretly hating every single one of them and waiting for a moment when you can send them to die(because they trust you too much to question your decision, you WERE nice and supportive) is seems to be the only way to actually role-play as evil character.
Iago-pilled
in a way its even more evil than actually evil character RP too lol.
Sadism
@@cormacbevins9679 yeah, if you had a choice to begin with this is even more evil, but this is the only way to be at least passively evil since the game doesn't give you any option to be evil.
4d chess move from bioware..
"I purposely trained them wrong, as a joke!"
"I'm bleeding, making me the victor"
“I am bleeding, therefore I am the winner!”
"Face to foot style!"
You guys go that way, I'll go home
I LOVE THAT MOVIE!!!!
The movie referenced is Kung Pow: Enter the Fist.
It’s hilarious how bloodless all of these deaths are, and the way they position the camera to hide the aftermath of getting pancaked with a war hammer is like they’re in a PG13 movie.
For a mature game rated for ages 17 and up, you'd think they would make the character deaths a bit more brutal and gruesome, not cartoonish and wholesome.
@@dylanbilson4271ikr, when you execute Logain in the first game there’s a goddamn splash zone. This game just doesn’t feel like Dragon Age.
Yeah you're right. Also it reminded me of Ant-Man and the Wasp (2018), it's the most G or PG rated film labeled as PG-13 movie...
Companions getting killed in Mass Effect: Heartbroken, Trauma, Restart
Companions getting killed in Veilguard: oops, anyway.
It's sad because theres no option to kill them ourselves.
I would love if i could literally slaughter them at any moment and the goal of the game was prevent other companions knew you are the one killing them.
Losing my companions in ME2s final mission upset me greatly, I lost two squad members and half the crew on my first playthrough
Man.. I remember messing up Mass Effect 1 to 3 and having my companions die and wondering how did that happen.
@@osets2117 yeah, I loaded a ~2h ago save when half the crew died
oops? nah, more like "finally! that will shut you up about your pronouns!!!"
I’m actually surprised they allowed them to be killed.
right? at the very least i felt sure we wouldn’t see Trash in this video
Indeed, expected them to yell "I am very offended for attacking me!" and mobs would go "oh sorry, what are your pronouns and which of the 500+ genders are you, so that i can do appropriate amount of pushups to placate you". Well, they probably add a patch or DLC soon which will make these changes.
In the pre alpha version, you weren’t even able to die, or even play the game for that matter. It was just one long ass cutscene
@@michaelmccarty1327 cutscene or lecture?
Thank you for showing us how to kill Trash…Lol!
Playing Mass Effect 2: I make sure everyone survived for the perfect ending.
Playing Dragon's Age Failguard: I make sure everyone dies for the perfect ending.
Game where everyone can die: "I MUST keep them alive"
Game where nobody can die: "I MUST find a way to kill them"
My goal is to get everyone but the grey warden and the necromancer killed because they are the only decent characters. Everyone else I am going to get killed because they are insufferable
You didn't provide death trigger waming! My social justice support animal, Sage-Pisces (Xe/Xem), Feline American , ADAB, has death anxiety and this could have caused a Mild Stress Incident (MSI). I've made a formal complaint to Joe Biden to have you cancelled and Veilguard privileges revoked.
It really says a lot that in ME2, I would STILL strive to ensure the survival of the characters I wasn't as fond of. Like Jack, or Jacob. They didn't click with me...but I didn't want them to die, I still had the bare minimum of care for their wellbeing as characters, they deserved to live.
In Veilguard I just...didn't care at all. Most of them were bland enough they left no impact at all, I didn't care if they lived or died. But Taash...Taash was the one I went out of my way to ensure didn't survive. I cared enough to make certain they weren't coming back, my gift to their poor, suffering mother.
@@Unit-zv6zh Please remember the more cartoonishly you act in your hatred for them the less sympathy they’ll have in four years when they’re back in the drivers seat.
Ideals didn’t win this election, people not understanding how the economy works did.
God both sides are going to be this insufferable for the decade aren’t they…
“Sir, all your companions are dead!”
“Thank the Maker.”
“What?”
“Finally rid of those wastrels.”
"Taash was unprepared for Aelia's blood magic and died in the fight"
Rook: 😃😃😃😃
Me: 😃😃😃😃😃
I've never been so happy to see a companion die.
How quickly do you think I can get to that part of the game?
A nice end to Traash story.
@@PooBrainBatmanSpeedrun time! 😃
@@Wallmart5 HELL YA BROTHA!!!
This is actually so funny, the bad visuals fit so well the gigachad dwarf leader disposing all of his cringe mates that trust him with their souls
The only moment when Rook is based.
Poor guy had to replay this game, or at least parts of it, several times.
Oh the horror
@@FengBaoYolotli fr fr
But his sacrifice but us great joy
He was enjoying killing them
But it was all worth it.
2000s RPGs : Companions are memorable, with deep story lines, and the player genuinely gets immersed in not wanting them to die, feeling actual loss if such a thing should happen.
2024 Dragon age: Companions are insufferable to the point where players want the bad guys to win and purposely try to kill off 'the team'.
BG3: Ones of the best written companions in RPGs
Dragon Age Veilguard: Ones of the best written toxic trans people in RPGs
If only we could do that in first two hours of gameplay and get some better written companions instead
Morrigan, after Dog's weight gain training.
Dog
Oghren
Can you imagine Oghren in this game?
@@Limrasson "hey hey, you are a veil jumper you say ? Have you already... -burp- jumped in.. someone's veil ? haha " *belch and scratch his ass in front of an horrified bellara*
@@scarocci7333when a RUclips commenter is a better writer then a triple A studio
@@chadano1611 Doesn't take much talent to write the dreadful mess of clichees that is Oghren, but i appreciate the compliment
They did Morrigan dirty.
I love how a bunch of mage companions just completely forget they're mages and instead of casting a spell, straight up charge the Darkspawn, only to get absolutely wrecked, when trying to protect Morrigan. These companions are so unbelievably stupid, it's too funny!
Not even Mass Effect 2's Jacob was this incompetent and that is a hell of a low bar!
At least Jacob was simply boring for the most part, with a couple legit funny moments…aside from his vent God death scene. lol
@@thecircleoft.e.d2121
What's that scene? I usually get him carried away by seeker swarms
@@NinjaFlibble Once you reach the Collector base, you can opt to send him through the vents. It results in the door taking longer to close, he sticks his head out in the open as trying to close it, and dies from a missile hitting him square in the head. It's hilarious!
@@thecircleoft.e.d2121But THE PRIZE!
That’s actually a Qunari, not a darkspawn. The darkspawn don’t wear stupid helmets.
The smiling face in the background everytime someone dies is hilarious!
all according to plan.
Oddly satisfying... 😉
YES! Cracked me up every time. Genius!
I have no speakers at the moment, my computer is completely silent. I'm STILL laughing my ass off every time that face appears 😆 Can't wait until I finally get sound again so the experience will be enhanced
EDIT: The background music was divine LMAO. My experience was officially enhanced.
"Trash was unprepared for Aelia's blood magic and died in the fight"
Me: "LOL" 🤣
Execute Order 66
Rook: “It will be done my Lord.”
Hero of Ferelden, Hawke and Inquisitor would be proud.
"Traash was unprepared and died in the fight"
Finally, something good coming out of that "game"
for me, taash is the only companion i want to send to her end, cant stand her one bit, especially when she was bullying emmerick and being super disprespectful to the cool necromancer grandpa. I already hated her before that scene, but afterwords i vowed to send her to her death, watching all the ways she can die in this video was cathartic for me, now i just have to pick which way i want to end her,
@@darkelftenak For me it was when she started... growling at other characters... I don't want a creep like that on any team. Not even my worst enemy.
@@Unethical.FandubsGamesIf you’re saying, "I wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy," then they’re not really your enemy.
-somewhere i forgot where i heard it
If someone is not ready even for self-identification...
I TRIED TO KILL TRAASH SO HARD, but alas I did her personal quest and couldn't get her to fucking die. Even looked up what to do with her to get her killed, but the traash survived.....
"All right people, while Stephen Hawkins defeats Mike Tyson, Hulk Hogan will hack their firewalls."
"Fantastic plan, nothing can stop us."
_Earth explodes_
The most accurate description of the video.
*HawkinG
The most accurate description of forced diversity, equity, and inclusion. 😂
They/them aren't the right choice. But, the only choice. Everyone loses.
🤣💦
Hulk Hogan was hacking firewalls left and right in Thunder in Paradise brother
Party: We have degrees in gender studies!
Rook: Front line.
FOR REAL
Even the deaths are lame
the exploding blood magic staff death is truly the peak of low effort
@@ffdgasfdasgjdfgf Could not have said it better myself.
True
Good enough for me, those characters and the losers design them don't deserve any thing better.
And gay
Love how there's not a single drop of blood. In the sequel of the series that firstly introduced blood on the characters' models after a fight.
I want to remember that origins' logo was a stain of blood in the shape of a dragon. I want to remember that one of the most important plot point in dragon age was blood magic. In veilguard, blood doesn't exists.
I also want to remember that this is a dragon age game, in case you haven't noticed...
Call it instead what it is, "DEI age"
@@TheNikoNik F*g Age
Remember when the darkspawn ogre squeezed Cailan in his hand and his blood was everywhere? I certainly do.
It's Drag-queen age game.
Also Taash is so overpowered, she gets the most credit in killing the entire DA universe (the franchise itself).
Do you remember about the scene with "enchantment" in DA:O?
So wait, they actually tried to pull a Mass Effect 2 suicide mission finale, but failed to make the characters interesting enough for us to care?
Looks like it…pretty embarrassing to say the least.
they make the character annoying enough for us to care to let them all be killed LOL
no we do care, watching them 'fail' is enjoyable
It looks like it's worse at least in me2 multiple people could do each job here it seems like they all suck except for a very specific situation
Fortunately, whoever made this weren't around near bioware during mass effect 2. Can't think of how bad it would be
“All of you will die, but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make.”
You would think, at some point, someone would notice Rook keeps getting his team killed, and go, "Okay, clearly we made a mistake putting you in any sort of leadership position."
not only that but he gets the same team members killed multiple times.
And Rook goes"only if you think their death's were unintended"
but, they are all mentally ill
That's like George (Seinfeld) saying it's not a lie if you believe it.
Tbf if the odds are considered to be overwhelming, sacrifices are acceptable. Take for example 1:00. That's actually a pretty good trade.
Taash should have shouted with last breath "BTW i'm nonbinary"
Hammer guy: Hammers transcend pronouns.
"Dragons would have Queens, not Kings"
-Taash, ten seconds before being fatally struck.
Someone called Taash "she" and I had to correct them. "- They are identifying as Garbage."
Someone in the future: Hm, bone structure says female.
I guess her spine identified as "bonemeal" after that hammer blow.
When the "kill your companions and yourself" is the best ending and the good thing about this game. Yikes.
There will be no more dragon age games, so I think it's kinda in the lore.
I have yet to find one (1) person who plays this game, points at the screen, and then claims "That's me!!"
I mean, the entire purpose of ruining this game with lectures was so that some people could see themselves. Where are they?
@@ThomasHector-xv3pn it's definitely the canon ending for me, all hail the dreadwolf
@@GlaciesA You do know Solas dies too. He's the dreadwolf, I know you didn't know that because you haven't played any of these games.
@professorwright1428 how tf would I know at first he is the main villain in veilguard I only play a few hrs of the pirated version cause I'm not giving money to those fucks, why would I finish this trash
Mass effect, one companion dies: it should have been me! WHY!!!
Veilguard, one companion dies:
It's just a happy little incident😊
I must confess that this is oddly therapeutic.
I'm watching while having a bubble bath... 🛀🛀🛀 😂
I am watching this with one hand, it's so satisfying 💀
yup
Especially when Traash was killed. Such a relief.
Kinda lazy how they all have the same death cutscene down to every detail
But it's the best Dragon's Age up to date
Lazy and creatively bankrupt.
That's exactly what I think. So lazy and talentless.
@@yonashyankowskyIt's a return to form
@@falsetitle6940 if only a form of single-cell organisms
God, it’s so cathartic to watch them be put out of our misery.
Watching the griffin Assan chase after Darvin was the only sad part.
Ah yes, the elusive "Good Ending."
I like how they try to pull a mass effect 2 by having the loyalty missions determine if they live or die, but rather than it being circumstances or your choices, it seems like their own incompetence gets them killed. Like, the three MAGES, one who uses a BOW, grab a stick run up within whacking distance of the guy with a big ass hammer.
Veilguard was written by people who have never touched any RPG in order to gain brownie points with a loud and annoying minority who don't even play video games, but absolutely *must* be represented in every game otherwise they'll scream "bigot" at you
@@robertwoods3871 Unfortunately, the loud minority do play video games, but so do the people this game is suposidly trying to represent. People on the right hate it because it's any representation, people on the left hate it because it's shitty representation. Takes some real skill to get trans and terf people to agree
Yes because the Vent Specialist dying by sticking their head out into enemy fire for absolutely no reason definitely isn't due to incompetence
> Was a poor choice
> Was unprepared
Trust me, I could tell by looking at them.
Taash was unprepared for the fact that your gender is completely determined at birth by your DNA and genitals.
> Was a poor choice (when I bought this game)
>Was unprepared (at being so relieved to discover i was trans)
0:12. Ah. The typical horror film.
I'm surprised they even let you do this. Considering how many choices you already don't get to make.
And it involves the characters dying.
They really thought that the character deaths would be so impactful, meaningful and powerful to the story 😂
Would be funny if people make Montages of themselves killing the DEI Squad to the point of the devs removing the option out of spite or responding on Twitter.
At least we can kill off taash that is at least 1 good thing the game lets us do
@@TheRealJohnux That would be awesome. Lets make it happen. Expose these devs for the fraudulent activists they really are.
In my head canon, this is the best ending... Especially for Ta-sh
*Traash
@shipmcgree6367 trying to avoid youtube search links
You missed a ,r, after ,T, before ,a,
@@Lazymindflayerwithcofffee i miss more than that, because the pronouns are they/them, so is not trash, is garbage
Traash
"Look, see? Classic Bioware choices have consequences!"
Everyone dying in pretty much the same manner regardless of who you picked.
Not sure if it also depends on their chars levels, but for me only Hardin died, and Neve was temporary blighted but later fine after final battle.
Im old and expect custom animations
@@ZarkowsWorldonly their questline matter. If they have legend status they will die only if you set them on full oposite of their skill but harding or davrin will die anyway and don't lock achievment
@@simartru Alright - all my companions had highest level and status.
The fact that they CAN die is the one single aspect of this abomination that's somewhat respectable.
Taash's mom can finaly have her bittersweet existence, not good, but better, than when her abusive grown up daughter was around
No one else is saying it.
I appreciate what you went through to have to get these clips for us. Your sacrifice will be remembered.
I’m Commander Shepard and this is my favorite Veilguard video on RUclips.
Taash dying is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
It just takes way too long to get there
- Ibasit kata. Itwa ost.
- Maraas kata!
- Your forces have failed. Leave now and tell the Qunari to trouble me no further.
Is there any way to not recruit/disband "this" creature Taash sooner?
@@fareastman8127 That is one of the most hideous game characters I've ever seen. It even has the woke uniform of the nosering and awful coloured hair. '' I don' feel like a man or a woman''. No shit, you are shite at either but I ''feel'' like not bothering with your twattery.
so satisfying bro
Btw when taash dies your party refers to it as a her which means all that preachy trash the writers had her spout was for nothing
"X was a POOR CHOICE for Y"
hey now game! t hat's a little too mean to say! i demand a patch to protect my precious feelings so it doesnt feel like i'm being judged so bad! i cant even call people idiots in this game! why is the game implying i'm one?!
That's just racist and sexist my team is stunning and brave, they can do anything they want!
Why is this game implying they can't?
i will 🍇 your pfp
What in the numedian *f u c k* Alola?
Like, I'm pretty sure I can tell that was a bad choice when they got mirked, but sure game: go ahead and spell it out for me with a popup tutorial, like you did with suggesting which hero to pick.
Imagine having the audacity to imply that some people are not fit for certain roles!
That smile is the gaming world all smiling in unison.
Every time Taash died, I laughed with a great joy.
Same. It's so satisfying to see
I can't enjoy it. Every time I see her, I have to recoil. Her design even ruins her death for me.
Brings me joy
Same, the only good part of the game
Tash was the name of the evil god of the Calormenes in the Chronologicals of Narnia.
I think I could watch a 10-hours version of this. So satisfying.
"There is no sacrifice greater than someone else's"
Skipper
“Soo I Identify as non-living”
That's a decision i can certainly agree with!
"Finally something we agree on"
>brings down the hammer
was/were
I have no problem with that.
@@Bornogo I'm actually cry-laughing at your comment lmfaooo
Mass Effect 2: “I will save you all”
Veilguard: “It IS a suicide mission after all”
I got my hopes up and thought I was going to see Bellara's head explode under that warhammer
I wish the big hammer guy was recruitable instead of Taash
yeah, some games do that, give you choices, "recruit X from faction Y, OR recruit his enemy V from faction B". Either way you only get one.
Was about to post something similar when I saw you comment. Yeah this big dude is way more enjoyable in a team than Trash.
I'm thinking the villains are probably cooler.
Traash
@@LegendarySpaceRipper
I mean, they work for Solas and *THE SKELETON LORDS* so you at least know they have adventurous tastes in employers.
The death I wanted for Traash was to be impaled by the tentacle lady, but since that isn't an option... the large hammer guy is the second best. Not quite ideal since they animated it like a big bonk instead of bone crushing, but it will do.
Great minds think alike 😊
I will buy this game just to have taash die like that in every play through
I was thinking of let it tortured by the skeleton king...too bad it seems can't be🙈
I disagree, the hammer death gives us a close up of her face and any close up of taash’s face triggers my fight or flight response to the point where I’d have a lobotomy just to forget it
I wonder whether its possible to still have a good ending with only taash dying
That Large Hammer Guy is the new Marauder Shields of our times :)
It’s bad when you get more entertainment from watching them die and lose them you do seeing them win
seeing them win is actually the evil ending for DA fans, this however puts a smile on my face and i would have done the same if i hadnt lost interest in the game after couple hours
Reminds me of how one of the highest watched videos for Last of Us 2 is of Abbey's friends getting killed
This is like the anti suicide mission of ME2, where you don't really care if anyone dies
of course taashe was fragile enough to die from falling over
Yeah, considering she's able to die from misgendering. Not much she can stand against.
Even their death scenes were totally lame. Lame in death, as in life.
@ *her
@@lingricen8077 I don't pretend to know or understand the lifestyle, but I have a friend who is trans so I will at least do the correct terminology. Nobody else has to, but I choose to, that's all.
Fictional character who I would kick out of an upper floor window or otherwise.
@@lingricen8077 I don't pretend to know or understand or even really care about the lifestyle, but I have a friend who is trans so the bare minimum I'll do is the terminology. Nobody else has to, I don't care if anybody else does, you do you, but I choose to.
Fictional character who I would punt out of an upper-storey window or otherwise lmao
That based qunari hammer boi is my new Marauder Shields
Hammer Boi for Arishok!
@@randomcenturion7264 Go back to identity prison
He tried to save us just like Marauder Shields did.
Indeed.
Perfect way to kill Taash.
This is a 9/10 game. Now I get it. They make you hate them so you can see them die
Ahhhh so that was the plan all along.
Replaying DAO, DA2 and DAI atm. After that, gonna be waiting forever for an ACTUAL MEANINGFUL AND WELL-WRITTEN SEQUEL to be worked on... I can't even be bothered to pirate that game! :D Failguard is exactly what my Inquisitor's dream would look like after having had too many drinks at Wicked Grace: a handful of random and completely uninteresting pixar toons that nobody cares about, throw in Varric, Solas and Harding, watch everyone die and wake up thinking 'Oh man, no more drinks. This was so dumb.' Good job on the edit, Terak. Loved it!
Best ending
Congratulations on defeating the hidden main boss.
My question is; why the fuck was Morrigan struggling? She can turn into a dragon and other various creatures.
And the writers completely forgot about that because they’re idiots and terrible writers.
Well, why would she do that? Obviously, Morrigan, like the rest of us, enjoyed this outcome. By the way, she influenced the purchases of this game-containing product. And without it, "it" would not have any sales.
The thought of Morrigan being self aware and based put a smile on my face!
That's Morrigan?
@@eneco3965I know right? Looks nothing like Morrigan
That s**t eating grin though...
Priceless.
That troll-faced grin was just the icing on the cake. XD
So beautiful that I screenshotted everyone of those grins
Probably the only game where you actively root for your companions to fail.
Wasn't that the case with "Until Dawn" too? You'd rather have all the shits die to the Wendigo rather than let them live?
@@yarugatyger
I did like leaving one of them alive. She was the only likable character to me
But yes, it's a bit funny how it's kinda like that
@@yarugatyger But in Until Dawn they are teenagers, its obvious we want them to die hahaha
Until Dawn had a few decent characters at least.
Far cry 6 and Mass Effect Andromeda gives me companions that I really want to kill off.
Far cry 6 actually makes me wish I could side with the ruling government and destroy the rebels instead.
'-And this corpse was definitely non-binary.'
'How can you tell?'
'It has a annoying, whiny aura about it, even in death.'
🤣
It has the face of a gargoyle and a body shaped like an oak.
"Nope. There's no way we can tell these bones apart..."
Good use of “it” there
@@ChadKakashi Makes sense. We have to use a gender neutral pronoun. "It" is the only fitting singular non-gendered pronoun outside of "that" or "this".
"Every mission is a suicide mission when I'm in charge, soldier."
- John Veilguard
I like how Traash should be fine in the chaos of the battle, considering she's a warrior type and hunts dragons. Dies.
Davrin, the fake Grey Warden, joins the Wardens. Dies.
Just shows how incompetent they all are.
The dragon is a paid actor lmao 😂
local dwarf rights wrongs from the great book of grudges
Local dwarf redeems himself in the eyes of the ancestors. Slayers are considering a grudge. More at 11
and there has been great rejoicing. Even longbeards tend to grumble much less now.
But the Great Book of Grudges... remains full.
Well, you are killing lots of elves...
Ah they tried to do the mass effect 2 ending thingy but with terrible characters. So you feel nothing when they die. Nice.
Nothing? I felt rejoice
Imagine the final mission in ME2, but everyone is Jacob :D
And the thing is when they die you don’t feel like the squad mates did something utterly stupid, it genuinely looks like nothing could have been done to prevent it. You just know that if they die, it’s your fault as a leader.
In Veilguard however they just straight up do the dumbest shit and look like incompetent morons, so they couldn’t even get the tension of the situation right lol
@@BaranZenonI would still save Jacob in compare to this but sadly he always dies in vent
@@BaranZenonIf Jacob was in this game, he would be the best character in this game.
Maaan I was having a bad day but this made me laugh. That grin on Rook's face made me spit out my drink. Thank you. I feel oddly lighter XD
2:53 it's so funny to me how he reaches first and THEN she places the staff in his hands lmao
Dude all the cutscenes have this awkward uncanny valley effect to the movement. The whole game looks so bad.
Gotta love how Bioware had no balls to give a real bad ending. "Oh, yeah, your party and Rook is gone, but don't worry Thedas still won!"
The bad ending is where they all survive xD
Well, we can save few of them. Emmerich and Harding survies, it must be enough for minimum requirements for Thedas still won good ending. And Emmerich and Harding are ok.
What's even funnier is that you're playing a dwarf, and purposely over encouraging elves to get sent to their deaths.
Just like in Dwarf Fortress, we want to root for the short alcoholics wearing dwarven steel armor and wielding badass axes while they beat the crap out of pointy-eared hippies that wear WOODEN ARMOR.
"good, I hate knife-ears"
@@Doctorolivercook except that Solas Elgi, he's one of the Good ones.
Anybody remember Lord Otranto back in Inquisition? He was a one scene character who shows up at the climax of the Josephine romance subplot who she has been betrothed to and the Inquisitor has a duel with for Josephine's hand. If the Inquisitor confesses his love for Josephine Lord Otranto realizes the relationship is serious and withdraws his marriage proposal out of respect. Fans were calling Otranto a total bro and desired him to come back as a companion in a later Dragon Age game. Instead we got Failguard, where players hate the companions and get them killed on purpose because they all suck. Lord Otrano, the one scene wonder, had more charisma and character depth to him than all the Failguard companions combined. How did we get to this point?
It baffles me that these developers had the gall to implement a suicide mission on this game. This games tone is so all over the place that definitely doesnt deserve this sort of pay off.
Not to mention after playing this game for almost 60 hours, all of these deaths are absurdly goofy considering how we fight hordes of Venatori, Darkspawn and Qunari in normal gameplay and yet every single companion can just get brain fart and die with a single blow of a hammer from a random grunt.
We killed an Archdemon and two blighted Dragons but the Big Green spooky skeleton and a lady with a staff was the real dangerous encounter we need to prepare for.
Bru by the same logic it would have no sense Doomguy can be trapped by some dumb robot after killed hundred of demons. Videogame logic
Arguably, if you only need to make one mistake to die, it is very realistic to win 99 such fights, and lose your life in the last. As is dying to random "acts of god" such as an earthquake or falling building. However, the writing really doesn't convince you of that. If you actually send them up against a powerful foe and have them all make different and believeable mistakes, now that would be interesting.
Imagine being a veteran officer marching out to put down a rebellion and you die from dysentery. Or you survive the most bloody global conflict at the time only to die in a low speed collision. Being badass is not a hard counter to mortality.
Don't care, watching them die was therapeutic. All sense was thrown out when they decided to launch this game so now we're just enjoying the show
Ahh, yes. The good ending to this nightmare. Now we turn back time and make sure the veilguard doesn't happen.
We are stopping solas with the inquisitor
Wait Taash the "sUpeR wArRiOr" chick cant handle the battle segment? That is honestly pretty funny.
I think it's like Mass Effect 2, if you do the loyalty mission they can beat some segments, but if you don't they'll fail regardless.
But yes, the irony is hilarious.
Chick? PUSH-UPS, NOW!!!
Lol jk ya got em good
The guy you see in the cinematic is the Dragon King, Taash nemesis in her companion mission. If he is alive, it mean you didn't do Taah missions, and if the faction she help in this segment is too weak (because you didn't help them or upgraded them), yes, she get killed.
If you do things properly, she survives
Trash was always weak.
@@scarocci7333 Getting her killed **is** doing it properly.
The saddest part about all this is that this final segment was the only thing in the entire game that remotely looked like good old BW. That little soul that used to exist, only lightly shining here while being covered with garbage all around it. Which is far more annoying as it shows that this game might've had a chance at being good if we didn't live in the time period of circus where clowns run rampant, throwing their pies at everyone on street, and everyone pretending that this behavior should be accepted outside of said circus.
Having some of you survive, is not a sacrifice I am willing to make.
Surprising, I expected them to make Taash bascially have godmode.
I expected a "Whoops, one of our, i mean your precious companions just died, now load your last save."
It sad to even give these people your money. They don’t deserve a dime.
A dwarf dying to blood magic is kinda ironic considering they have a natural resistance to magic
Let's be real here, I don't think the writers even remembered that dwarves are supposed to have magic resistance.
My front door has a natural resistance to blunt force, but if I hit it with a sledgehammer, I could probably still break it.
But Harding now has magic, she isn't immune anymore, because the lyrium dagger broke her tranquil status (that's why the dwarves block magic, because they are basically tranquils thanks to Solas and Mythal)
i like how Morrigan turns and looks sort of like "oh no, they ded, so anyway--"
That's supposed to be Morrigan?!
@@FEDsShotMOM yes.... What they did to her it's insane. Looks like a special torture.... I newer see the "good" Morigan and now i know why i don't want it..
@@FEDsShotMOM yes and they never tell you what happened to her child, nor who the father is.
@@FEDsShotMOM It's imposter morrigan just like the inquisitor in this game is an imposter and isabella, the real isabella, inquisitor and morrigan are locked away somewhere uriel septim style.
She don’t really have time and attention to give other beside her son, really
This man proves that heroes still exist in the world
mass effect 2 : everyone please go back safely
veilguard : see that big battle happening over there? yeah charge on i'm sure you will win
The shit eating smile got me everytime
Dwarven subversion at its finest
Even the editing is sloppy:
>Big Qunari berserker knocks over Bellara/Taash/whoever
>Morrigan clearly turns to see this happen, now standing ~3ft from the dude with nobody in the way
>Berserker lifts up hammer
>Closeup of Morrigan turning, a second time, under 4s later, to see it
Morrigan be like, “No, they ruined me in this game, best to let them die”
Original Morrigan would only turn to look so that she wouldn't miss the best part! 😆
Not all heroes wear capes.
You took one for "the Team" and I salute you and your bravery. Bravo!