YOUR favorite Unus Annus quotes!

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  • @thescarvedinsect
    @thescarvedinsect 4 года назад +5610

    "My life is in the hands of an idiot!!"
    "No, no, no... _two_ idiots!"

    • @sw33ts0ur4
      @sw33ts0ur4 4 года назад +61

      Classic tho

    • @TheDarksaphira
      @TheDarksaphira 4 года назад +55

      Absolutely one of my favorite quotes and all together one of my favorite episodes.

    • @lirey9768
      @lirey9768 4 года назад +14

      That’s one whole Amy!!

    • @michellerabey6637
      @michellerabey6637 4 года назад +8

      Gets me every goddamn time! 😂

    • @slushzilla6230
      @slushzilla6230 4 года назад +3

      Haha I love that quote

  • @missobvious5436
    @missobvious5436 4 года назад +4034

    Ethan: *is single*
    Momiplier: _MEET HOT KOREAN WOMEN! HOT SINGLES IN KOREA!_

    • @galaxyslasher5485
      @galaxyslasher5485 3 года назад +29

      Does anyone know what happened to him and his girlfriend from his older vlogs? Like where he got his wisdom teeth pulled? I can remember her name and I feel awful...

    • @astridmiller5638
      @astridmiller5638 3 года назад +34

      @@galaxyslasher5485 Mika? She and Ethan broke up

    • @galaxyslasher5485
      @galaxyslasher5485 3 года назад +8

      @@astridmiller5638 Aww... they were so sweet together...

    • @5oleras
      @5oleras 3 года назад +30

      @@galaxyslasher5485 they got back together :D

    • @benz7535
      @benz7535 3 года назад +5

      @@5oleras did they?? when did that happen lol

  • @uwuowo9795
    @uwuowo9795 4 года назад +9488

    An Ethan quote that I can’t forget: “Did you know that I am on medication currently? And I think I need a higher dose”

    • @stefanigirl7774
      @stefanigirl7774 4 года назад +219

      I relate to this so fucking much. thank you so much for bringing this quote into my life again,.

    • @maddie5700
      @maddie5700 4 года назад +54

      I relate to it so much, I think that's my favorite quote too

    • @movedchannels8416
      @movedchannels8416 4 года назад +15

      stefani girl777 Samee 😭

    • @jameson1239
      @jameson1239 4 года назад +142

      Some poor actor “MY LIFE IS IN THE HANDS OF AN IDIOT”
      Eef “nonononono TWO idiots”

    • @ohthehorror31
      @ohthehorror31 4 года назад +9

      Haha!! I still remember that

  • @PeachLemonade_
    @PeachLemonade_ 4 года назад +1044

    I love:
    Mark: “MICE DON’T HAVE JOBS.”
    Amy: “Ratatouille, Mark! He has a job!”
    Mark: “HE’S A RAT.”

    • @WhatEvenThat
      @WhatEvenThat 2 года назад +3

      Time stamp? Or different video?

    • @PeachLemonade_
      @PeachLemonade_ 2 года назад +4

      @@WhatEvenThat ig its not in this video

    • @alecmazur333
      @alecmazur333 2 месяца назад +5

      @@WhatEvenThat i think it was from when they tried to make a mini tornado and they had a bit about investing money into tiny houses. i know it's 2 years late but in case someone needs that info in the future...

    • @CarnytheM-mv5uo
      @CarnytheM-mv5uo Месяц назад

      “It’s Different…!!”

    • @FinallyImIn1
      @FinallyImIn1 Месяц назад +1

      Amy: what about Mickey Mouse?
      Mark: Mickey Mouse…. You ever see a mouse that big? No, that’s a rat!

  • @Thekingofneedles
    @Thekingofneedles 4 года назад +7396

    I swear Unus Annus was just death the musical

    • @Dew-se9hf
      @Dew-se9hf 4 года назад +192

      *singing with passion:*
      MOMENTOOOO MORIIIII

    • @chattiercobra6326
      @chattiercobra6326 4 года назад +147

      It’s the dance of Italy woah woah woah

    • @Thekingofneedles
      @Thekingofneedles 4 года назад +55

      @@chattiercobra6326 It's the dance of italy wowowowo

    • @thatfreakmary
      @thatfreakmary 4 года назад +24

      You’re not wrong!

    • @fl0wersblossom
      @fl0wersblossom 4 года назад +23

      I mean. You’re not wrong lmao

  • @hannie8896
    @hannie8896 4 года назад +305

    “Siri call me daddy”
    “I cannot find a father in your contacts”
    *“About that...”*

  • @ImNotThatOneDude
    @ImNotThatOneDude 4 года назад +7849

    I think we all underestimate how impressive eff is when it comes to on the spot lyrics for songs

  • @geekgirl_luv4262
    @geekgirl_luv4262 4 года назад +295

    Ethan confidently yelling “A SKITTLE” at 6:20 is my favorite thing

  • @liloraet2193
    @liloraet2193 4 года назад +5112

    Mine is:
    *Ethan:* "You never heard of JAZZ before?"

    • @thescarvedinsect
      @thescarvedinsect 4 года назад +122

      Well, let me play you a little ditty. Prepare... to _feel._

    • @jelkly
      @jelkly 4 года назад +55

      @@thescarvedinsect *Best music being played, totally not silent* "du du, du du du du"

    • @salteapixels2831
      @salteapixels2831 4 года назад +25

      I have a couple:
      “Erh erh erh umm uhh.. WIENER”
      “Nonononononono two idiots”
      I have more

    • @shortsandwich5573
      @shortsandwich5573 4 года назад +1

      @@thescarvedinsect i dont want to feel

    • @cryptidcal
      @cryptidcal 4 года назад +2

      @@salteapixels2831 I have an entire section in my notes app for Unus Annus so I have many and I may be adding more from this video hehehehe

  • @allisonbeattie4738
    @allisonbeattie4738 Год назад +73

    I think we're all forgetting the moment the idea "Pee Sauna" was introduced and Eef is laughing and cursing Evan and Mark's face is devoid of all emotion. His mutterd "Evan what have you done?" still gets me 😂😂😂

  • @annavoerman9268
    @annavoerman9268 4 года назад +2271

    The water boarding part of the baby hand operation “your gonna be sleeping with the fishes, BITCH!”

  • @thatfreakmary
    @thatfreakmary 4 года назад +214

    The “call us daddy” part is probably once of the funniest things to have happened and I always feel terrible to happen

    • @juanitasuniverse1144
      @juanitasuniverse1144 2 месяца назад +1

      i never saw that episode i’m in tears 😂

    • @kodomoshawn6729
      @kodomoshawn6729 Месяц назад +2

      ​@@juanitasuniverse1144 I'm pretty sure that was from the livestream of the final day, it was like 12 hours long if I remember right.

    • @ryuzakithecrux9652
      @ryuzakithecrux9652 Месяц назад +1

      ​@kodomoshawn6729 No, that moment was from an episode I think a couple days before the livestream where they basically did small summaries of every episode up to that point

  • @cameronlane1281
    @cameronlane1281 4 года назад +3252

    My favorite will always be "Came out the womb with a beard and I lost it in the war"

    • @roxyrondell79
      @roxyrondell79 4 года назад +43

      Lol, I love that one! Eef is like what war?! That’s the funniest thing you’ve ever said! 🤣

    • @cameronlane1281
      @cameronlane1281 4 года назад +41

      @@roxyrondell79 I don't know what it is about those two but their synergy is as beautiful as it is completely terrifying 😂

    • @MicPuffletin
      @MicPuffletin 4 года назад +12

      I came out the womb as a male, fought a war, and now I'm female.

    • @chaosgacha4915
      @chaosgacha4915 4 года назад +2

      Would like but the likes are too perfect at 666

    • @CurtisTomko7107
      @CurtisTomko7107 4 года назад +3

      A bullet zipped past their face and knocked their beard off

  • @someguyness
    @someguyness 4 года назад +396

    Every song in this video:
    - “You’ll dig a grave with me” 2:44
    - “Dance of Italy” 4:33
    - “Sugar & pepper” 4:48
    - “The disclaimer song” 7:56
    - “No one’s like Gaston” 9:17
    - “Teach me how to read” 11:03

    • @jaxsonthedemonfrog6659
      @jaxsonthedemonfrog6659 3 года назад +8

      Don't forget the gaston song! That had me in *STITCHES AND TEARS!!* 😂😂😂😂

    • @O5-7
      @O5-7 Год назад +1

      Thank you my friend.

  • @LexitaMai
    @LexitaMai 4 года назад +1726

    *Mark:* DON'T TOUCH MEEEEE
    *Also Mark:* _Hold me like a chicken_

  • @cherryscottage6801
    @cherryscottage6801 4 года назад +99

    "Is that a bag of paraffin wax in your pants or are you happy to see me?"

  • @lilybelser8062
    @lilybelser8062 4 года назад +3318

    Surprised the "OH MY F***ING GOD" quote wasn't in there.

    • @ThatDudeWithBoobs
      @ThatDudeWithBoobs 4 года назад +174

      Funnily enough, that wasn't the original quote. He was actually saying "We're gonna fucking die!", that quote came from a meme of "When you realize life is an 18 year free trial", or something to that nature 🤣

    • @reharm_reality
      @reharm_reality 4 года назад +52

      @@ThatDudeWithBoobs I thought I was the only one who noticed the misquote lol, I thought I was losing my mind!!!

    • @seagullsdonthavebuttholes
      @seagullsdonthavebuttholes 4 года назад +11

      It was just said too many times bye 3 ppl seán mark and eefffff

    • @kaylamears
      @kaylamears 4 года назад +15

      even with countless times they've probably said "oh my fucking god" i hate that i knew it was the baby hands meme xD

    • @sardonyxx6354
      @sardonyxx6354 4 года назад +2

      I made it 2.1k likes from 2k

  • @c4dbutwhatidid191
    @c4dbutwhatidid191 4 года назад +64

    2:27 imagine you're a hunter wandering the woods for some game, and you see 2 men dancing and digging a grave.

  • @luvjupiter_
    @luvjupiter_ 4 года назад +6960

    Momiplier is funnier than I’ll ever be.

    • @aspin_
      @aspin_ 4 года назад +170

      Momiplier is funnier than anyone ever will be

    • @lyricnoel7745
      @lyricnoel7745 4 года назад +106

      That woman has more humor in her pinky toe than I will ever have

    • @meg9599
      @meg9599 4 года назад +51

      Momiplier is a queen

    • @justnailingit7466
      @justnailingit7466 4 года назад +24

      ICON ✨

    • @eliseang86
      @eliseang86 4 года назад +24

      @Jessica Stein no it's definitely on accident that's what makes her so special

  • @n3ptun3z_25
    @n3ptun3z_25 4 года назад +107

    Mine is definitely
    “My life is in the hands of an idiot!”
    “No, no, two idiots.”

  • @elijahe7612
    @elijahe7612 4 года назад +3267

    Why was Camp Unus Annus so cinematic

    • @HeartMemory93
      @HeartMemory93 4 года назад +122

      Camp Unus Annus should be a movie

    • @enviisyk
      @enviisyk 4 года назад +138

      @@HeartMemory93 wrong it should be a musical

    • @HeartMemory93
      @HeartMemory93 4 года назад +27

      @@enviisyk YES!

    • @LeafHasLeft
      @LeafHasLeft 4 года назад +27

      THE LOREEEEEE

    • @PaisenPlus
      @PaisenPlus 4 года назад +7

      UACU

  • @punkboybaby5593
    @punkboybaby5593 4 года назад +78

    3:41
    mark: the premise of unus annus
    ethan: the content of unus annus

  • @hayleeh18
    @hayleeh18 4 года назад +2065

    “WHY is NO ONE talking about the UFO that was CONFIRMED by the US NAVY?!”
    “Eh.”
    “E-EhHhH? What do you mean EH?!”

    • @elizacody9409
      @elizacody9409 4 года назад +51

      I legit don't know which one is which here, and it could go either way, mark could be "eh" or it could be Eef

    • @hayleeh18
      @hayleeh18 4 года назад +40

      @@elizacody9409 Mark was the “eh”. Eef was the one freaking out

    • @elizacody9409
      @elizacody9409 4 года назад +16

      @@hayleeh18 that was my guess, but i wasn't sure

    • @echolight6272
      @echolight6272 4 года назад +6

      what video was this from?

    • @alexpine8295
      @alexpine8295 2 года назад +1

      Me to my family when that was first announced XD

  • @Olivia-ye8kk
    @Olivia-ye8kk 4 года назад +105

    Ethan: *runs up the stairs like a dog*
    Mark: what the fuh- did you see that?
    Amy: We might have to exorcise him...

  • @jekyllfekyll4652
    @jekyllfekyll4652 4 года назад +2248

    Is it just me or is Ethan actually really good at coming up with songs?

    • @nat2057
      @nat2057 4 года назад +44

      hey now...~

    • @Laura-yu8hs
      @Laura-yu8hs 4 года назад +40

      @@nat2057 dont try this...

    • @definitelynotalizard
      @definitelynotalizard 4 года назад +38

      @@Laura-yu8hs at home...

    • @Carma666
      @Carma666 4 года назад +31

      @@definitelynotalizard Do do do dodod do

    • @myamartinez6155
      @myamartinez6155 4 года назад +20

      Yeah he's a very good singer when he seriously sings if you haven't heard before

  • @roonietoon9731
    @roonietoon9731 4 года назад +47

    I personally was a fan of
    “Riddle me this, riddle me that, the tongs are neither here, nor in that!”
    “Okay but where are the tongs?”
    “Oh, YoU wAnT tHe ToNgS, gO sEaRcH sO lOnG, yOu’Ll NeVeR bE rIgHt, YoU’lL ALWAYS bE wRoNg!”
    And also,
    “Mm, doctor, I’ve been feeling troubled recently, I’ve been thinking to myself, ‘I don’t like green beans that much.’ and I don’t know why!”
    And
    “Have you ever been bitten by a dog?”
    “Have you ever been bitten by a frog?”
    “Have you ever been bitten by the fog?”
    “Have you ever been bitten by THE HOG?”

  • @hunta3694
    @hunta3694 4 года назад +1325

    The Brita filter one is definitely my favorite. I just love how Amy steps in to remind Mark that it’s not just ‘his’ Brita filter.

    • @aceygracie57
      @aceygracie57 4 года назад +45

      It’s such an old married couple thing to do ❤️

    • @Sp00ksOdyssey
      @Sp00ksOdyssey 4 года назад +16

      sad to say it does end up peed in 😂

    • @gibbums_lee194
      @gibbums_lee194 4 года назад +14

      I love the whole Brita filter arc

    • @MixR700
      @MixR700 4 года назад +5

      @@Sp00ksOdyssey twice

    • @roxypicasso66
      @roxypicasso66 4 года назад +21

      do not pEE in our bRITA FILTER MARK

  • @dantesdiscoinfernolol
    @dantesdiscoinfernolol 4 года назад +77

    "Humanity dies when we stop innovating and when we stop innovating we die!"
    "So today, we innovate."
    "OR DIE!"
    I think from the soda flavoring episode.

  • @nilsu23
    @nilsu23 4 года назад +976

    Mark comfortingly telling us not to cry and then Eef coming in with "Don't cry cuz it's over, cry cuz it happened." I think it's from the highfiving video.

    • @quantumblauthor7300
      @quantumblauthor7300 3 года назад +11

      I think "cry because it happened" was from the livestream, don't quote me on that, though

    • @allenzeng6697
      @allenzeng6697 3 года назад

      @@quantumblauthor7300 i second that

  • @localdreamer13
    @localdreamer13 4 года назад +32

    My dad walked in when the "Are you chill with dying?" part came in and he looked so bewildered and I just died laughing. Writing this post mortem.

  • @alfiemarlton-smith6835
    @alfiemarlton-smith6835 4 года назад +1271

    Oranges are apples natural predators

    • @reharm_reality
      @reharm_reality 4 года назад +19

      That's one of my favorites

    • @natl9336
      @natl9336 4 года назад +25

      And how ethan goes just completely insane after

    • @alfiemarlton-smith6835
      @alfiemarlton-smith6835 4 года назад +1

      @@natl9336 ye

    • @jahnabanana
      @jahnabanana 4 года назад +1

      I SWORE I replied to the original tweet with this one.

    • @mushaluna
      @mushaluna 4 года назад +14

      I have an Unus Annus fav quote book, this is one of the quotes in there, thank you.
      I would also like to say a few of my favorite quotes to contribute, ahem:
      "You grow auto-correct!" - Ethan (Ethan Finally Becomes a MAN)
      "It's never, uh, an old, you can teach an old dog, uh, you can't, you can't teach, you can?" - Ethan (Being Attacked by a Fully Trained Bodyguard Dog)
      "I hate- everything- kill me... _kill me_ " - Ethan (2 Truths and 1 Lie -- Waxing Edition)
      "Apples and oranges, peaches and pears, get out of my house I'll kill you in the head!!!" - Ethan (Mark and Ethan Share a Drink)
      "Ohhhhh, baby let's f*ck!" - Ethan (What Does Astrology Say About Our Friendship?)
      "D R I L L D O ." - Ethan (Cooking with Sex Toys)
      "heLLo mR. pEniS!" - Ethan (The Koala Challenge: TikTok's Intimate Couple's Trend)
      "pApA~!" - Ethan (2 Truths and 1 Lie -- Waxing Edition)
      "You close?!" - Mark (Edible Slime was a Mistake.)
      "There's no swallow option." - Mark (Poopsie Sparkly Critters (a slime surprise...))
      "Were pirates real?" - Ethan (Mark Turns Ethan into a Mummy to Prepare Him for the Great Beyond)
      "My heritage!" - Mark (2 Truths and 1 Lie -- Waxing Edition)

  • @oranha
    @oranha 4 года назад +441

    If you’re considering making a part two I recommend
    “DONNY. ER PREBIDENT”

    • @zebbyscoot3990
      @zebbyscoot3990 4 года назад +16

      Er prebident makes me cry every single time I thing about it

    • @carolinewilkinson3862
      @carolinewilkinson3862 4 года назад +15

      Mark: What's the title of your story?
      Eef: Horses........ Presidents?
      Mark: yeah keep working on that

    • @theodance3551
      @theodance3551 4 года назад +1

      Eef:"Donny"
      Mark:"who"
      Eef:"el presidenté"

  • @user-oc3zl1vw2p
    @user-oc3zl1vw2p 4 года назад +3549

    Fun fact: my little brother max is an unnus aunnus baby.

    • @jazzwazzmatazz4327
      @jazzwazzmatazz4327 4 года назад +98

      Eyyy my niece is too

    • @finstrike7
      @finstrike7 4 года назад +178

      Holy shit. I just realized, my nephew is also an Unus Annus Baby-Boy. He was born last January...

    • @Klarpimier
      @Klarpimier 4 года назад +104

      What a year to be born in

    • @fiomba5099
      @fiomba5099 4 года назад +61

      my cousin is an unus annus baby wow! he was born in august

    • @lujain1
      @lujain1 4 года назад +28

      my nephew is one 🧍🏾‍♀️ dayum

  • @bleh4658
    @bleh4658 4 года назад +61

    “There is no easy!” and “11’s are easy” 2 Adults Take a 4th Grade Math Test

  • @PaisenPlus
    @PaisenPlus 4 года назад +1328

    Let's agree that the egg toss video was the craziest one. Mark wants to kill, EEF is running for life, tossing eggs, and Amy takes a dip in water with her favorite pants on. Also Chica drops the egg.

    • @theundyingcat
      @theundyingcat 4 года назад +55

      and "this video will never make sense" I think that was the title
      "tIp me over and pOur me out babY"

    • @eugenekim6818
      @eugenekim6818 4 года назад +8

      I think that was my birthday video.

    • @green5030
      @green5030 4 года назад +6

      Don’t forget Amy’s bass slippers

    • @Annabellr
      @Annabellr 4 года назад +17

      @@theundyingcat No that was the “This Video Went Completely Out Of Control” one. The “This Video Will Never Make Any Sense” video was when Mark, Eef, and Amy were going through a room full of crap and Mark “jumped” off the roof into the pool.

    • @theundyingcat
      @theundyingcat 4 года назад

      @@Annabellr ooook i couldn't remember which one it was

  • @charlottecann446
    @charlottecann446 4 года назад +25

    I'm just glad that Mark picked ethan for this I love Tyler and Bob and Wade but ethan and Mark are just hilarious together

  • @Kai-iy3kk
    @Kai-iy3kk 4 года назад +575

    The melon man's whole monologue

    • @theundyingcat
      @theundyingcat 4 года назад +72

      Man makes tool. Man makes tool. Melon makes man. Melon makes man mad. Melon makes man mad. Man makes melon. Man and the melon and melon makes the man. Who makes the melon if it never had a face? Who are you? Who're you working for? Does the melon make the man? Who makes me mad? The melon makes me mad. Who do you think you are? Who makes the melon man? The manliest melon man. Who did it? Who did it? Who is the melon man? If there is no man to eat the melon, then who eats the man with the melon? My lord, is the man melon? Or is the melon man? Who sees the man into the light of day? Who kills the melon? Do the melons man? Well the melon man can. Who is the man, the myth? The melon man. Melon man. Melon man. The melon man. The melon man. The melon man. I am man. I am the melon man. I've done what melon man said he could do. This is my man and this is my melon. Thank you for your sacrifice melon man, for I will now become you. Melon man. Melon man. The melon man. I am the melon man. The melon man is who I am.

    • @Tsitsiki_here
      @Tsitsiki_here 4 года назад +6

      @@theundyingcat OMG you actually hahahahau8ucf3ayn97ya398yhcygxd

    • @maryfreegirl2029
      @maryfreegirl2029 2 месяца назад

      ​@@theundyingcatseeing this written is killing me

  • @818pineapple
    @818pineapple 4 года назад +25

    My favorite will always be this:
    Ethan: apeh a tish ateh eh vahmo everytime, uh...

  • @jfragale03
    @jfragale03 4 года назад +923

    My favorite quote, “What the FUCK?! I made noodles!” - Eef, churning butter video.
    And the Gongoozler

    • @theminegirl3775
      @theminegirl3775 4 года назад +6

      The gongoozler will always be a classic lol

    • @DieselthePilot
      @DieselthePilot 4 года назад +2

      I laughed so hard my mom made me leave the room when I saw the “what the fUCK?! I made noOdLeS!” video lol😂

  • @ollow_is_sad5373
    @ollow_is_sad5373 4 года назад +58

    Eef: What makes red?
    Eef: Yellow and Blue?
    Eef: Wait, that's orange isin't it.
    -Blood Bath

  • @Legendary_Detective-Wobbuffet
    @Legendary_Detective-Wobbuffet 4 года назад +482

    Ethan: Unus!!
    Far FAAR off in the distance: SHUT UP!!!!

    • @C0CUCHA
      @C0CUCHA 4 года назад +3

      Hunting hee hoo is my favorite video of all times

  • @orchidalien4722
    @orchidalien4722 4 года назад +18

    11:08 look at how Marks face softens when he hears Eef play it's adorable lol

  • @annavoerman9268
    @annavoerman9268 4 года назад +706

    Ethan during the breaking bottles and smashing thing one Ethan says: “AHHHHH! we weren’t supposed to hit the wall!

    • @doyouknowme3361
      @doyouknowme3361 4 года назад +20

      what i remember from that scene was
      Ethan: maybe i want to be touch. I WANT TO BE TOUCH MARK!!!
      Mark:...You have girlfriend.
      Ethan: :-(

  • @dpahkingharpy5236
    @dpahkingharpy5236 4 года назад +15

    Mark's groan when he hit the bottom of the stairs while in his viking funeral boat thing, 100/10

  • @shnugglebugs5524
    @shnugglebugs5524 4 года назад +281

    The fact that these people remembered every single quote word for word with no references speaks loud

  • @draconium6528
    @draconium6528 4 года назад +20

    11:28
    never mind reading, ethan is busy discovering fire

  • @sumotoastdaddy5255
    @sumotoastdaddy5255 4 года назад +422

    Mark: opens the door
    Ethan: rips off his shirt and lays on the table.
    Ethan: "pour some sugar on me, baby"
    Mark: :o

  • @bleh4658
    @bleh4658 4 года назад +51

    Mark: *walking down the pool with a walker*
    Ethan: * concerned but honestly doesn’t care *

  • @shadownightmarefredbear1367
    @shadownightmarefredbear1367 4 года назад +1105

    Without these compilations, i would forget UA alarmingly quick

    • @mollystaplehurst8819
      @mollystaplehurst8819 4 года назад +84

      Honestly same I have so little memories of my childhood so I know I have just a terrible memory (at least compared to my siblings) so I really tried to force these into my brain because they were special to me.

    • @UrgentCabbage99
      @UrgentCabbage99 4 года назад +3

      *surprised pikachu face* How

    • @mooniethegremlin9967
      @mooniethegremlin9967 4 года назад +18

      i don't think about it until i see the hot stone massage billboard on the way home from work

    • @shadownightmarefredbear1367
      @shadownightmarefredbear1367 4 года назад +7

      @@UrgentCabbage99 my memory isnt græt ⚫⚪

    • @UrgentCabbage99
      @UrgentCabbage99 4 года назад +1

      @@shadownightmarefredbear1367 Oh XD

  • @finnverbose5721
    @finnverbose5721 4 года назад +7

    My favorite and criminally underrated quote is “can’t member cause it’s too dark?” from the intro to mysteries of the deep quarantine video.
    Prime moment of Ethan’s brain just... running away and Mark actually having no idea how to respond. We quote it coooooonstantly.

  • @bluemoon3982
    @bluemoon3982 4 года назад +3590

    “What do you do when your cut’s not straight?”
    “You grow autocorrect!”
    “You WHAT???”
    From Ethan finally becomes a man

    • @stefanigirl7774
      @stefanigirl7774 4 года назад +67

      The most underrated joke of all time. (also is it just an ADHD thing that it immediately made perfect sense to me when he said that?)

    • @mostlyghostly5148
      @mostlyghostly5148 4 года назад +46

      @@stefanigirl7774 tbh i didnt realize what was wrong with what he said at first.
      now that quote just lives in my head rent free 24/7

    • @FlusteredBushStudios
      @FlusteredBushStudios 4 года назад +8

      @@stefanigirl7774 i don’t get the joke for some reason but i still love it lol

    • @menacingjack
      @menacingjack 4 года назад +3

      @@FlusteredBushStudios I don't get it either lmaoo

    • @arsonhycan
      @arsonhycan 4 года назад +10

      @@stefanigirl7774 idk if its an adhd thing either but it made perfect sense to me XD and the part where he forgets skillet is such a mood

  • @dakotaparker8039
    @dakotaparker8039 4 года назад +20

    My favorite is when Mark tells Ethan "I feel bad for any girl you finger" I have yet to see it pop back up

  • @fluffystuff500
    @fluffystuff500 4 года назад +270

    One of my favorites has always been from the wax video.
    Jack: Is Unus Annus just gonna culminate into you guys getting married and getting a house together?
    Ethan: We talked about that-
    Mark: No, *you* talked about that!
    Ethan:..... I talked about it.

    • @jaxsonthedemonfrog6659
      @jaxsonthedemonfrog6659 3 года назад +24

      Oh! And, "it's in my awmpit and it bwurns" and Mark goes "*WHAT DID YOU SAY?!*" 😂😂😂

    • @skykrasher4475
      @skykrasher4475 3 года назад +15

      I wish Jack had been in more videos, the three of them have the most chaotic energy together.

  • @Deyrenkenin
    @Deyrenkenin 4 года назад +10

    12:07 I like how Mark puts down the visor when Ethan tries to touch him

  • @Nacho2003YT
    @Nacho2003YT 4 года назад +258

    Omg, if only I had knew about this, I would have definitely suggested “Chica, please, I’m begging you from the bottom of my knees”

    • @roxypicasso66
      @roxypicasso66 4 года назад +10

      one of my favorite things is mark saying “chica.. chic- chica nO cHICA N-chica chica nO”

  • @lucasmorrow1904
    @lucasmorrow1904 4 года назад +18

    Eef: oh it’s a key change!!!
    Key: *doesnt change*

  • @ssstella.a
    @ssstella.a 4 года назад +208

    Plot twist: the “friend” they were digging a grave for was the channel

  • @vinnyart92
    @vinnyart92 4 года назад +10

    Mark: starts contemplating his own mortality
    Eef: cheerfully singing and dancing about graves

  • @something-ike-this2152
    @something-ike-this2152 4 года назад +168

    I love how Ethan is living in the you’ll dig a grave with me n mark is having a moment

  • @virtualvivi
    @virtualvivi 4 года назад +5

    The fact that they're _so in sync_ that they could sing songs without having even thought of the lyrics first just says that *[REDACTED]* was amazing.

  • @fotinimaragkaki7035
    @fotinimaragkaki7035 4 года назад +295

    mark: arRrATATAAA *turns around in Emperor's New Groove costume*
    mark: *looks at eef's costume*
    eef: hey man.. you're looking cute... ur looking.. really cute actually

  • @lavonwilliams3170
    @lavonwilliams3170 4 года назад +18

    "And James Charles."
    "hi sisters"

  • @isabelrose3161
    @isabelrose3161 4 года назад +751

    You cook it up on a *laughs* scriddle *laughs* skittle? Sk-*air* sk- skrittle-
    Sk- hold on *air* that’s not it-
    Grittle? Grittle!! wait. What’s the what’s the- one that starts with an “s”???
    Sssss..*laughs*
    Scimmer, sk sk sk skee sek- *laughs*
    I’m SUPER serious right now*laughs*this is really bad- a a sk sk id a skri skriddle a scirm a scimb a a.. a scibble??? NO-
    What is it? tEll me???
    A skittle!? A skidder!? A s scratch!? Sk sk? OHHhH*air*
    A SKITTLE!!!!!
    wait-
    *laughs* ske- skid- skir- skur- rul-*laughs* SKRITTLE! *laughs* iM gEttIn tHer... skeldery-
    Skil skilgrul skillll *laughs* *air* Im A HundrEd PeRCenT*laughs* oHhmyGod*laughs* ohmyoh-
    Skkildreee..*laughs* skil skil?
    SKILLET!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @taterustoterum
      @taterustoterum 4 года назад +29

      His entire pain trying to figure out the word left me in tears. rofl

    • @Kai-iy3kk
      @Kai-iy3kk 4 года назад +14

      I am cursed by him now, I can't talk for the life of me

    • @thescarvedinsect
      @thescarvedinsect 4 года назад +7

      I can hear this comment. XD

    • @isabelrose3161
      @isabelrose3161 4 года назад +1

      @@thescarvedinsect good....lol

    • @shnugglebugs5524
      @shnugglebugs5524 4 года назад +7

      The fact that you remembered this entire scene word for word is amazing

  • @SeraphOfTheNine
    @SeraphOfTheNine 4 года назад +12

    "Don't touch me"
    -also-
    "Hold me like a chicken"

  • @lizzysmith1983
    @lizzysmith1983 4 года назад +162

    Honestly Ethans "I feel upset" song will forever be embedded in my brain

  • @mcdiggles1141
    @mcdiggles1141 4 года назад +14

    10:41
    It’s like he’s biking faster to escape the oasis

  • @doublezthequeen5776
    @doublezthequeen5776 4 года назад +196

    I wish I knew what video it was from, but theres this one clip of Amy looking at chica and she just goes "Cheekies!!" ***DRAMATIC MUSIC***

    • @nataliethomas444
      @nataliethomas444 4 года назад +3

      Oh man that was the best

    • @doublezthequeen5776
      @doublezthequeen5776 4 года назад +4

      @@nataliethomas444 I NEVER SEE THIS CLIP AND IT MAKEA ME SO SAD!! I TRIED TO FIND IT BEFORE THE END I REALLY DID!!!

  • @guy7408
    @guy7408 4 года назад +4

    I think the best quote, or moment, was when Ethan talked about his appreciation and inspiration for what Mark does and he started crying and Ethan said "I love you" and Mark replied "I love you too"

  • @beepk_
    @beepk_ 4 года назад +112

    I love Ethan's ability to just create songs out of one topic or word

  • @bobthet-rex2718
    @bobthet-rex2718 2 месяца назад +2

    I am still impressed with the actress in the Escape Room for keeping her composure with the absolute lunacy of Ethan and Mark

  • @claracallejo2824
    @claracallejo2824 4 года назад +67

    Amy: *in dispair* my feet are wet and there's EGG on the ground

    • @quantumblauthor7300
      @quantumblauthor7300 3 года назад +2

      _"My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined"_ but stronger

  • @aliceboney1002
    @aliceboney1002 4 года назад +5

    Still not over the ending of Unus Annus. It honestly made me face my lack of motivation for the future. Since the beginning and ending of Unus Annus I’ve started learning Japanese, applied (and been accepted) to the college of my dreams, and can’t wait to start a great career in translation and interpretation! This channel will hold a special place in my heart forever!

  • @EInez
    @EInez 4 года назад +191

    My favorite quote is when Ethans is on the roof with his shity crayon art and he says "ti ti ti tip me over and pour me out, baby!"

    • @HeartMemory93
      @HeartMemory93 4 года назад +3

      And with that pelt hat and vest on xD

  • @bellathibault6852
    @bellathibault6852 4 года назад +15

    Ethan: “I feel upset, this isn’t a good start to my day, I don’t like it when I lose but that’s ok cause I lose often. My self esteem is so low” 🎶
    Mark: “My self esteem is so hiiiiiiiiigh. I’m a winner in your eeeeeeye. Spread my wings out in flyyyy. I’m a winner give me pie.” (Eef in the background softly “give him pie”) 🎶
    (Grip strength video I think)

  • @laurynrichard1046
    @laurynrichard1046 4 года назад +1720

    Mine is:
    “E”
    “E”
    “e”
    “e?”
    “f”
    “f?”
    “eef”

  • @squeebers
    @squeebers 2 месяца назад +7

    4:12 I always feel bad for thinking this one is funny. But funny is as funny does. And that is really funny how it happened.

  • @indecisive-bird
    @indecisive-bird 4 года назад +125

    Ok I've been wondering this for so long because of the way mark says "is that the disclaimer song?" But did Ethan really think of that 10/10 song all on his own. Just a lil 'disclaimer song' appreciation

    • @Chris670467
      @Chris670467 4 года назад +20

      They said that Ethan improvized the entire lyric part, but the editor (I forget which one did that video) actually added the music and made it a song

    • @indecisive-bird
      @indecisive-bird 4 года назад +13

      @@Chris670467 Ethan can't speak a normal sentence (me either lol) but he can sure pop out lyrics that are *banger* . And kudo's to that mystery editor that made it a masterpiece.

    • @Martian_marzan
      @Martian_marzan 4 года назад +10

      @@indecisive-bird master editor lixian

    • @indecisive-bird
      @indecisive-bird 4 года назад +3

      @@Martian_marzan oh of course, the master himself as always

  • @zachgamemaster3329
    @zachgamemaster3329 4 года назад +7

    "MY LIFE IS IN THE HANDS OF AN IDIOT?!"
    "Nononononono Two idiots."
    That pretty much decribes me and my brother doing anything

  • @imbored1573
    @imbored1573 4 года назад +49

    "I popped out the womb with a beard and I lost it in the war."
    - Mark, DIY Teeth (I think)

  • @paradoxicalaxolotl7485
    @paradoxicalaxolotl7485 4 года назад +4

    10:03
    Home Depot hotdogs: who are you?
    Bunnings snags: I’m you, but better

  • @miamercado9625
    @miamercado9625 4 года назад +54

    “I brought you into this earth through the transitive property”

  • @bleh4658
    @bleh4658 4 года назад +12

    Ethan: What are doing, Amy?! Don’t go in the pool with your nice pants!!

  • @bob_marlee03
    @bob_marlee03 4 года назад +88

    we smokin outta grandma tonight from that one where they find weird ways to be buried

  • @DrSaint-cl4qo
    @DrSaint-cl4qo 3 года назад +6

    I love how Amy is always roasting them I freaking love Amy 💜🤣

  • @Celiav.
    @Celiav. 4 года назад +81

    Now i'm watching this i realise how much i miss this

  • @kabacalachkn
    @kabacalachkn 4 года назад +3

    Hearing or seeing stuff about Unus Annus just makes me want to cry now because it was so freaking beautiful

  • @fawnhogg8400
    @fawnhogg8400 4 года назад +50

    It's now after months of no unus annus that I'm realising the digging a grave song is to the tune of you've got a friend in me

    • @theundyingcat
      @theundyingcat 4 года назад +8

      But now you've got a friend in me doesn't sound right
      like, that's not the right lyrics

  • @_lil_lil
    @_lil_lil Год назад +1

    I'm so grateful for Unus Annus, not only was it special but I had only been mildly familiar with Ethan before that point (as in I knew who he was and had seen him in things because of being friends with Mark and Eddy Burback), but it not only got me to subscribe but also love how naturally funny he is-- Ethan is definitely the funny (well funnier) one in this duo.

  • @npegasus1762
    @npegasus1762 4 года назад +65

    My fave is:
    (While Mark is playing dead)
    Eff: Let's go play a game mark, let's play a game
    From Children's Games in the Dark

  • @Moonmoon-ws6jo
    @Moonmoon-ws6jo Год назад +1

    Watching this again since im randomly reminiscing. I just love how mark just joins in ethan’s antics and same goes with ethan too.

  • @anatomicalpuppet
    @anatomicalpuppet 4 года назад +45

    I don’t know why, but one of my favorites has always been “How confident are you in your ability to tell me whether I’m telling you two truths and one lie?” from the 2 Truths 1 Lie video-

  • @victorrodriguez-hh8en
    @victorrodriguez-hh8en 4 года назад +45

    I have one but it may be too late
    M-“Will you take my life?”
    E-No
    M-“Will you be my wife?”
    E-Yes
    Lie detector~

  • @linagia82
    @linagia82 4 года назад +80

    My favorite quote will forever be:
    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ - "Don't forget to breathe while you shoot"
    eef -"Breath?"
    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ - "Yes."
    eef - "How?"
    From horseback archery

  • @EatFrozenPlastic
    @EatFrozenPlastic 4 года назад +6

    My favourite quote was probably
    “Let’s put hay in HER pants”
    “I’ll let you do that one mark”
    “Hay pants! Hay pants”

  • @addison.chickering
    @addison.chickering 4 года назад +53

    the dance of Italy was 😌🤌

  • @TwixterQueen3
    @TwixterQueen3 2 месяца назад +2

    Mine is the whole Book scene with Ethan running up the stairs to grab it and then making the whole song.
    Then the iconic quote from Mark: I'm not a masochist I just want to test the limits of my body

  • @buckysknife
    @buckysknife 4 года назад +20

    My favorite quote “if I lube myself up enough I’ll slip right through hell and get into heaven” -mark

  • @bleh4658
    @bleh4658 4 года назад +7

    “You close!”
    - Mark, 2020

  • @loser2232
    @loser2232 4 года назад +37

    Eef: "chIca im BeGgInG you from the bOtToM oF mY kNeEs" (from the episode where Eef and Mark are trying to see if Chica would save them from drowning I forgot the title)

  • @missfortune8832
    @missfortune8832 4 года назад +18

    “Don’t tell Amy”
    Me: ah, so THAT’S why the channel got deleted.