Animal Offspring Production Comparison
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- Опубликовано: 10 сен 2024
- How many eggs does a chicken lay at one time? Or how many offspring does a cat produce at one time. What about ants or a bee. How about a Giant clam that produces 500 million eggs, or an Ocean Sunfish that produces 300 million eggs? In this episode, we compare the animals that produces the most eggs at one go.
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Very accurate depictions of how animals give birth
Yes, yes your right
*Ok*
_E_
Really graphic, RUclips might take this down honestly. Just, the birthing depictions are a bit too violent...
*P R O D U C E*
Karen: *I'm a single parent, do you think life is easy for me?!*
Giant clam: _Pathetic_
huh rlly
They don't actually care for their kids tho
@@Qwerty-jc3so well yea could be true
Clam kid army
Smile ;D Karens also not and if they do they spoil them
I like how they made the animals looks like a fountain.
A shower
*Cursed comments moment.*
baby shower!
Egg Diarrhea
Some are going off like rockets
i like how he put the female sign next to the human just in case we thought the men reproduced
Why would you like that ?
Wait, men don't reproduce?
@Mark Omega really????????
Ely ALWAYS HAS BEEN
It's for aliens
Video: _cute visuals and animals_
song: *BPDPDPPBPPVPD OPO AB OPO AOPA*
BUU RAAT PSH DAT BUU RAAT PSH DAT
Mosquito ain't cute
ABABAOBEBBOOM BOOM ABABABOBBEBABABABOEBE
Oh, interesting. I had the volume muted.
I can't take the video seriously with the dubstep 😂
Animals:
/Repeatedly giving birth/
Music:
*DUBSTEP INTENSIFIES*
Dubstep?
OMG HAHAHAHA 😂😂
Lol
Underrated
Ayayyayayayayyaya
So you're telling me if I buy a bluefin tuna I can make like 45,000,000 bluefish tuna and never buy fish again?
Good luck taking care of 45 million giant bluefin tuna
*STONKS*
*STONKS*
@@miostati *STONKS*
@@childofflesh1591 yeah the finances are going to go skyrocket
So Nemo lost 1999 brothers and sisters.... Sad.
Those eggs were so fucking small
MiracleDinner disney
rip
@@miracledinner2244 I was also going to comment same
@@miracledinner2244 **doin ya mom plays faintly in the background**
When the end isn’t you
Yes
This was the most liked comment on this video for a few seconds
Seems like you have the "YOU at the end" phobia lmao xD jkjk
@Bert aroo (on this video)
It still is hooray
Netflix: Are you still watching?
Somebody's Giant Clam:
Oh no it's you again
@Rainbow Eye Guy oh yeah this is big brain time.
sTapH
Wtf!
V
|=>Stalker!
This is not the anime community, why are you here??? YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE!
Ghengis Khan to Giant Clam be like: "Pathetic"
?
🤣🤣😂😂😂
Ya, bcz every 1 out of 6 people living in Asia is a relative of Ghengis Khan.
Didn't know genghis khan could give birth
"Genghis khan, sing us back to class!"
"Okay, I will sing now!"
haha funny animation, good job Reigarw!
how is your comment has no likes?
@@pstar965 good question 🤔
still only 3 likes 😢
Pstar 777 NOW 4
your comment only have 24 likes after 3 days
Oof
Tailless Tenrec: has actually a tail in this pic
They gave it the name because in real life it LOOKS like they don’t have a tail.
thats just a really long nail
tailNESS tenrec
''How epic do you want the background music to be?''
Reigarw Comparions: *YES*
Imagine the poor unpaid intern that had to count all of these.
The Unicorn Enthusiast
Doofinshmirtz evil incorporated
**aaah** perry ze platypus what an unexpected suprise...
I think after a certain number they just have cascades XD
Wdym
I’m pretty sure they either make estimates using some sort of equation, or use a gadget to more accurately measure the amount of eggs
They weigh one egg, then weigh all the eggs at once and figure it out using simple math.
1:23 why does the TAILLESS Tenrec have a tail?
😂
XD
LOL
Maybe they give the name like that because in reality it’s just that it LOOKS like they don’t have tail
I thought that too! 😂
Them babies be popping out like there's no tomorrow
So true!
They are going off like rockets
Just ruined the 70th like :>
Thanks
"Can I offer you a million eggs in these trying times?"
Absolutely
Fraser Anning needs to be held in front of a giant clam giving birth
*A STACK OF LIKES KEEP IT THAT WAY*
Fun Fact: The "Common" Krill is actually named "Common" Because it produces A MILLION EGGS at a time which is like a lot. Then the alive ones spread across the world.
Our bathroom sink is actually full of future babies...
more like dead babies
What cause we nut in the sink??
Wdym?
bacteria
@@chan-ll2mo washing ur hands
Firefly: 400 eggs at time.
Ak-47: 30 bullets at time.
My brain: *Hmm*
Doesn't mean the larvas are weapon to the firefly.
30 bullets per magazine and it takes few seconds to shoot, you can add giant magazines or reload guns but these animals not, animals are natural species for living but guns are made by humans only for one purpose, animals can't be compared with guns
try looking up the gun that shoots 1 million rounds per minute
@ the people who replied telling him that they’re not weapons, *IT’S A JOKE*
@@coontent-tv congratulations, the joke went over your head
0:48 Damn, that shark looks vile...
Ok
@@CodyLedger Ok
I saw that edit lol
@@omegalegendary4072 Hehe
No, he looks Sigma.
Human woman:*poops out 1 baby*
Animals: pfft that’s all lol?!?
Mother-poops out EIGHT babies
Giant clam:Pathetic
Everyother animal that gives more than that: Pathetic
The firework eggs will start at 1:51
Imagine that each egg is a fart for eating Taco Bell lol
where is the "you" in the video?
You: 7000,000,000,000,000,000 babies at time
why i posted this?
They left it out because the number is 0
Humans: giving birth is so hard!
Seahorses: haha babies go out out of my tum tum
And the males are the ones that give birth!
The male sea horses do not have a penis.
So basically, The ocean will just be filled with eggs.
Giant Clam: *I have Army Of 500 Million Kids, dont try to challange ME!!!*
"But we have the hulk"
challenge*
We'll eat your hulk alive.
Do your research.
*ghengis khan intensevies*
The only video that doesn't have the word "𝙔𝙊𝙐"
No
Yes
No
Yes
Yes
video: **actual research, planning, and perfect animation**
Me: hee hee hoo hoo eggs go *BRRRRRRRR*
2:12 It's sad to realize than Nemo's father lost 1999 babies.
No wonder he was so overprotective
Thank God the last one is not YOU that would be very terrifying 😂😂
This video: humans only have 1 child at a time
Twins: 👁👄👁
Triplets: 👁👄👁
👁👄👁
👁👄👁
Brothers and sisters 👁👄👁
Quadriplets: 👀,👀,👀,👀
quintuplets
👀👁👄👁👀
👀👁👄👁👀
👀👁👄👁👀
👀👁👄👁👀
👀👁👄👁👀
octoplets:
👁️👄👁️
👁️👄👁️
👁️👄👁️
👁️👄👁️
👁️👄👁️
👁️👄👁️
👁️👄👁️
👁️👄👁️
1:17 when the gray partridge hears that drop
(Edited because i accedently called it a pidgeon XD)
2:29 The bullfrog is me after taco bell
Human women: we give birth we are very strong
Giant clam: *MORTAL*
Her: no I'm not cheating on you I promise
Also her: 3:30
3:10 I can only imagine what will happen to the eggs of the sea urchin.
3:20 if the bluefin tuna lays so many eggs, why is it so rare and expensive?
It’s not...
@@ramy4740 it is
I heard you could get subs without vids it’s not
Yo, I just wanted to remind you, it’s not
Reigraw: Millipede
*Shows centipede*
that is actually a 24ipede
it's actually Kilopede
@@abodieqwerty4678 Maybe it was nanopede
@@patchworkpoison50 i counted them they were 24
@@abodieqwerty4678 quadvigintipede? lol close enough
Mom: When you grow up you only can have 2 babies, you cant take care of more than 2.
Giant Clam: *hahah babies go brrrr*
When the end is not you
Me: *Wait That's Illegal!*
Bruh what if youre a boy
I am a boy
@@keannix yeah and if they put a YOU in the end...
😳
Oh yeah i just realized boys cant give birth XD
If "You" then the earth would be overpopulated😂
No one
People after watching this video: "giant clam giving birth"
*Animal Offspring Production Comparison...*
Number 1 : *Human*
Me : 👁👄👁
Even till know i can't believe that human is kinda animal.
Humans only have one offspring because humans have so big brains that it nearly hasn’t enough space to go through the hips. A birth to a woman is more painful than birth to another animal. And it would be very dangerous if every woman would give birth to multiple children. That’s why humans aren’t as long pregnant as cows so the head is still small enough to fit through the hips. And because woman are shorter pregnant humans grow slower to adults.
1:43
That is one happy chameleon
Another good comparison from Reigarw.
you
@@ac0ti when you:
Yes
How much eggs do you want?
Giant clam: Y E S
Your *Heptagon* format of comparison became popular since the Death Probability video.
I know many people are copying you, but I respect that you're the original creator of that format.
God: So, how many babies do you want?
Marine life: Yes.
1:31 “king cobra” I didn’t know male snakes lay eggs
SWDMOBC [UIRUS] yeah it should be rather called royal kobra.
It's called king cobra because its size
When giant clam has a karen partner:
*YOU CANT TAKE THE KIDS WHEN I GOT HALF A BILLION OF THEM*
2:24 so that's why they're everywhere in paper mario
Imagine how lucky Nemo is. Among 2000 eggs he is the only one survive.
Viviparous: No you cannot have more than 32 offspring at a time ;;
Oviparous: haha eggs go brrrrrrrt
1:57 so that’s why so many flies are in my house
exactly.
I can’t get over this depiction of various animals just spewing eggs paired with this music
video: **actual research, planning, and perfect animation**
Music: *I WANT IT I WANT IT I WANT IT*
feels good to lay 500 milion eggs everyday, right?
0:01 - How many children your mother have made
3:31 - How many children your great great great grandma have made :D
Nobody:
Nemo with his 2000 brothers: 2:17
Hey, I've been part of the channel since around 50-100k, so back when the channel was named extreme comparison (and for some reason i didn't sub, [sorry about that]) and I just wanted to say that I really liked how you just have kept true to the nature of the channel and producing these types of videos for us. Ever since you've done the speed and the first price comparison i've been hooked, keep up the hard work (pace urself too) and I will stay tuned for the next videos!
How many births every second all around the planet? Every species counted
@@AliK-vc7qc he said every species
In case of humans it's 3 birth every second
More than 1 as far as I know.
All species that is like 500 billion every second
3:35 Me on December 1st
Lady : gives birth
Giant clam: Pathetic
Imagine if humans gave birth to a million children every time, that would be whack
Everybody gangsta till a C L A M starts making 500,000,000 babies
0:59 aren’t mallards the males?
humans: produce 1 baby at a time
giant clam: ROOKIE NUMBERS
Giant clam:*gives birth*
my fps: **chuckles** im in danger
I just love how the music accompanies the content of the video.
2:39 Rocket Moth
it's flying like a rocket to pluto
I love how in the latter half of the video, it’s just a fucking hose of eggs.
If only the ending were " _YOU_ "
*Humans give birth to 1 baby at a time*
Twins: Am I a joke to you?
Imagine a human giving birth like a gigant clam
Don't make me imagine a woman pregnant with that many babies
@@Qwerty-jc3so size will decrease
She would die because it’s not possible.
@@Qwerty-jc3so shit....
Me and other students after eating the curry in the cafeteria: 2:58 - 3:33
0:24 iggy
Wow! Cool music! I like it. And also the egg drop animation.
Imagine how painful giving birth to 8 babies..
*OOF*
Giant Clamp: I lay 500M eggs at a time xDDD
NOW Imagine how painful giving birth to 500,000,000 BABIES
That first part was amazing! I immediately thought "This comment is great!" Then I pressed read more. I want to kill you
Imagine 500 000 000!
the guy is right though, why would you add the "OOF" at the end, it doesn't add anything it just makes an otherwise good comment much less likeable???
*Insect can get over 1000 babys* :
*Me* : Mom?
*Mom* : yes?
*Me* : I want a flamethrower for christmas
You might wanna turn off the volume to enjoy the "music" better.
teach me hamon
@@film57r7 You are too foolish.
Let's GOOOO! Thanks for these comparison compilations
"Animal Offspring Production Comparison"
*Shows human at the first*
😂
Humans are animals in a biological sense.
@@Ryroe yup
@@Ryroe y re right
@@Ryroe i believe humans are partially animalistic creatures,but i do believe we have souls so we're more then animals 🙃
Pacific ocean: *runs out of oysters*
_How to save it_
1.get 1 Oyster (or more)
2.make sure it doesn't die
3.wait until it summons 200 million Oyster dudes
4.then send those Oyster dudes to the ocean
5.repeat step 1,2,3,and 4 but instead now get a couple million of them.
6.tell everyone
7.get famous instantly
8.go to heaven for saving the Oysters (maybe)
_(Edits are for adding more detail)_
_꧁✪give me credits if you want to copy this comment and remove this part✪꧂_
“Humans produce 1 baby at a time”
Twins and triplets: *are we a joke to you?*
Twins weren’t planned from nature.
They shouldn’t actually exist.
@@Ch-ew9tm Then how do they exist?
Cake is yummy it’s a defect Like albinos and stuff like that.
Human: produces one at a time
Me and my twin: :0
Dissappointed. The video doesn't end with "YOU"
No if you are not a female
Giant Clam : Hahaa baby clam go brrr
Me: produces 0 at a time
Lol
That means ur too young
Chris Marais he’s probably a boy or infertile.
@@Ch-ew9tm no this person is infertile, unlike me haha
Imagine having 500,000,000 kids, your bills will probably rival Kim Kardashian’s net worth.
Best teacher ever : Reigarw...❤️
Eggs don't have 100% chance of hatching for example 3:15 the sturgeon yes it lays a lot of eggs but only a 1 or 2 hatch and the rest is eaten as what you would call caviar
Me: OMG these ants are so annoying and it’s everywhere
The ant: 2:40
Ok Squeaker
ALittleAngsty Would you mind telling what did I do to be a squeaker? I’ll try to improve my next comment.
@Ravipol Pechmedeam I called you a squeaker because you acted like a child, and 99% of children have squeaky voices.
ALittleAngsty I’ll assume that you meant children are annoyed by ants. Have a great day.
Great video! The last one we made was about reigarw 😁
Oh hello! Do you also do things like him/her?
When you dont know what to comment: 🗿🗿🗿
i actually chuckled out loud when the dubstep music drop caught me off-guard and i paused to doublecheck if it was this video. love the incredibly unfitting music, subbed 10/10
*Darkwave/ New Beat.
And who sat and counted their eggs
! Lmao.
Now I've understanded what's mean "happy as a clam" - when you are one of two survived individuals from five hundred millions eggs, you wud be real happy.
1:48 the turtle be shitting out eggs and the music be like bruh
Idea: species population comparison. Make sure to include many species, such as pigeons, sparrows, turtles, brown bears etc.
@ but i said about the total population. For example there are more People than cats even if a cat produces more offspring than humans.