Best thing that was taught to me and used effectively for cassowaries is picking up a large branch with leaves approx 2m long and holding that in front of you. As they approach or run towards you they get close and hold that distance while you walk backwards to a safer area. They will continue to approach but just hold it to keep that distance. Worked every time (approx a dozen).
I have been near crocs and alligators and vultures and bison and foxes and a whole bunch of rattlesnakes in the wild and I STILL SURVIVED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If a hippopotamus appears to be yawning at you, then Back. Away. Slowly. That "yawn" is actually a threat display, you see; indicating that you've ventured too close for its comfort.
Yeah, sense of fear kicks in too. Could mistakenly jab their teeth area instead. Mouth is close to nostrils. Poking or covering the eyes is bit better.
The best way to survive is for them to SLOW DOWN the damn graphic!!!! I have to pause it,read about 4 animals and then start it again. Why would you have it go so fast and we are supposed to be reading stuff
Wild pokemon encounter music playing as a *wild animal* makes it's appearance.😮 Zoroark, charizard, gothitelle, weavile *or* houndoom I choose you!🎊 (let's just say it's a pokeball)😄
I was chased by group of rabid dogs they were 7 or 8 adult and some puppies i walk away from them but i always stare back while walking until i leave their territory
@@MisterX867yep! Pretty sure an Australian surfer did this like 10 years ago, was attacked by a shark while surfing and punched it in the eye and it swam off
I know how to survive the spider I just usually play with them and make them my pet like my new pet Jumping spider :D And yes I have been attacked by a cockroach
The best way to survive a walrus attack is keeping distance from them since they wouldn't attack a human unless disturbed
How about my wife attack?
Basically the same thing about any other animal (except things that are actually aggressive like wasps)
@@Constantine872 lol
They’re basically just angry potatoes-
@@SmileGuide-hz6hdexactly.
"To prevent a snake attack, avoid grass"
League of Legends players: Man I'm so safe
i play league of legends and i have never touched grass ever
💀
Me : *mom there is a spider under the bench*
Mom: * takes her slippers*
Walrus - Use a gun.
..A gun will be effective in pretty much all of these situations. Except for bees/hornets and tapeworms I guess.
Most of these can be solved with the walrus solution.
You can't run from most of these
Fun fact: the comodo dragon survival tactic also applies for Mopar drivers
What about humans
😂😂
@@Istanbulcats24 🤣
@@HalalUser_1602 They are human animals in the form of humans that can never be dealt with
@@Istanbulcats24 yeah
You cannot deal with them reliably. They are called Apex predators for a reason...
These animals didn't attacked me, not even a single one because i stayed in my house for many months
After seeing this:-oh! I will use this tips infront of these animals😄
Reality:-Run!🏃🏃♀️🏃♂️👟
"Avoid Grass"
Blud Is Probably A Discord Mod 💀😊😊
Tapeworm: Wash hands
Me who washes my hands at least 10 times a day: 😎
Lol but that’s actually not a lot. You should wash hands every time you eat or take the bathroom so 10 times is actually common😅
I wash my hands after studying 💀@@ItzMEdzy_everglowcbfinallyy
@@ThatCrystalFxiry780 💀
realizing the water has 0.2% chance bringing a virus small enough to pass filtration system: 💀
Most of these animals: baseball bat
Think fast, chucklenuts!
@@aidanjones68 I specialize in thinking fast
@@Shaggy_Rogers0001 It’s a TF2 reference.
@@aidanjones68 Yeah, I get it. I just like to brag😅
Gamers: go touch grass
Snakes: don’t teach grass
Snakes: *sneako*
Introvert people be like: Just stay at home.
Spiders and insects: "👋"
yup
@@Michael23394just step on em
How watchdata expects us to react when a snapping turtle bites us: 🤠
finally hes back with some more information that are really important. thank u.
1:09 bro thinks he's an armadillo in Minecraft
hornets : wear light colour
BUT IM BLACK?
😝😝😝
Anaconda attacks*
“Hey Siri play OutKast”
Be sure to always bring a stereo when in the jungle in case you get caught by an anaconda.
Best survival tip: Gun
Best thing that was taught to me and used effectively for cassowaries is picking up a large branch with leaves approx 2m long and holding that in front of you. As they approach or run towards you they get close and hold that distance while you walk backwards to a safer area. They will continue to approach but just hold it to keep that distance. Worked every time (approx a dozen).
Brown bears: loook bigger ... okkk buddy
Source: trust me bro
Kangaroo : yo come here i want beef
*coughs*
Kangaroo : nah bro am outta here you have covid
hahahha
I was attacked by an ant 😂
Same
ant bite = 00000.1% Damage Lol
I got attacked by ants 5 times😂😂😂😂
I have been near crocs and alligators and vultures and bison and foxes and a whole bunch of rattlesnakes in the wild and I STILL SURVIVED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wow congrats
aryapumpkincat = Steve Irwin who survived
How to survive Your Parents: Call Child Services
If a hippopotamus appears to be yawning at you, then Back. Away. Slowly. That "yawn" is actually a threat display, you see; indicating that you've ventured too close for its comfort.
The 12 gauge shotgun in my bagpack:
İt should be has armor piercing bullet. Or Use aa12 full auto shotgun with armor piercing slug ammo
0:35 bro the snail looks so cute
Dude that a cone snail this thing release venom
Cougars!…. Dye your hair grey, and wear outdated cologne…
2:08 it looks like im safe from snakes
For Polar Bears a better trick would be avoid being tasty, they don't care of you are a danger, they will always see you as a tasty snack.
Tasty or not, nutritional gain is the reason they hunt, u might aswell just disappear if u dont wanna get eaten, or be a robot.
bro just live not in Antarctica
Gorilla picks fight with who bigger than them? Damn, that some chad.
Godzilla: somebody rang
A gun is the universal solution ☕️
For Hornets, if you want to go outside, make sure to not spray perfume, as it will attract Hornets and attack you
Garam in your pfp😢❤
I miss her:)
You: *play dead when meeting a grizzly*
The grizzly: “Poor human, may god treat you better in heaven” *start burying you down into the woods earth* 😅
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
As a australian i can confirm that i need this 💀
Instructions unclear ,the crocodile ate me me before I could poke
Fun Fact: You can also run in a Zig Zag to survive a crocodile's aswell.
2:18
Poked nostrills but i did poke mine.
Crocodile ate me
"attack the gills and eyes" but what if im ambushed by 2? *you didnt have to cut me off*
😂
Now make a video of a person demonstrating all these👍
Play music to anaconda? Then, we listen it together?
2:55 Yes my guinea pig attack me
How the hell am I gonna poke a crocodile's nostrils?
Yeah, sense of fear kicks in too. Could mistakenly jab their teeth area instead. Mouth is close to nostrils. Poking or covering the eyes is bit better.
Yorkie Terrier : give him/her a snack and they will leave you alone...for 2 hours
Good to know these.
The calm music means "baby calm down"🤔😅
1:21 I wish Steve Irwin saw this
2:37 the dogs💀
Bro to suffocate them?!
@@gmacalinao7068 exactly!!!
The best way to survive is for them to SLOW DOWN the damn graphic!!!! I have to pause it,read about 4 animals and then start it again. Why would you have it go so fast and we are supposed to be reading stuff
One time a squirrel was chasing me 😭😭
Skill issue
Get good
How did you survive 😱?
If it's not scared of you, it's rabid
the anaconda part was right, i played some Ed Sheeran and now i’m a ghost
I feel like a grizzly bear will eat me alive if I play dead
@@QueenOfDarknes5who can remain calm when something is taking bites off them?
Mr Krabs: *pinches someone’s butt*
Them: *wiggles butt*
Mr Krabs: THATS IT IM OUT
Negawatt
Gru knows how to defend himself from a shark attack. :)
It doesnt take anything, just an assault rifle or pistol and aiming skills to escape from all of yhem (atleast almost)
Dude, never play dead in front of bear, it can consider you as an prey 😬
Lion: ok Uma fight this dude
Lion:damn he got loud voice
Why is the DOG one the most cruel
Or just always carry a 10mm pistol with you.
Good advice, but it would be lucky to even stun a bear or croc. Need a much bigger gun
@@BlazeBudsDesert Eagle?? 500 Magnum??
0:22 dont pee on sting 💀👍
That last one can be used for at least half of them 😂
Wanna ask you this comparison:HoloAdvent girls encounter tips.
Instructions Unclear, mistook a gorilla for a black bear.
Underrated comment 😂
Dont play dead with bears. They will eat you they are scavangers
So to be safe from snakes avoid grass? So how about if you dont smoke it just eat hash brownies? 😂
That will work 😂
@@jenny2tone242 And I don't think sticking my fingers in my nostrils will frighten off a crocodile unless it's grossed out by boogers.
Fam, if a polar bear or a chimpanzee wants you outta here, you better have some heat. Otherwise, you’re toast.
The kangaroos still not done with covid
"How to defend yourself against the Foxes?"
" *T-Pose* "
Fox can attack on humans ??
With a gene spliced elephippo you climb a tree and hide behind it . Make sure you find one with strong branches.
Playing dead grizzly bear i dont think so
Stay home stay safe😂
😅
bro why would u want to suffocate a dog 💀
Fr tho-💀
what if its a wolf wanting to eat u-
It's better than dying tho...
@@ednamorales7201 I mean I guess ur right for self defense
Fr..
As a big Scorpion fan, i woud definatly know that fact
What about chicken attack, what can we do?
Run🤣🤣🤣😀😎
The last one 😂 you need a gun go me laughing
Or you know, just never leave my parent's basement.
2:56 bruh what the walrus
This would be hard to remember. Some of them are saying to act bigger and others are saying to act smaller.
Any encounter with any animal say my name they will leave you 😂
LMAO
"sunilkumarbahadursha"? Most wild animals will have me ripped into pieces before I'm halfway through...
Play dead: am i a joke to you?
Anaconda be like :- play the song moye moye 😅
Thanks for learning me my cat scratched me once ❤
Huh a early comment? Nice.
Tiger :game over
Wild pokemon encounter music playing as a *wild animal* makes it's appearance.😮 Zoroark, charizard, gothitelle, weavile *or* houndoom I choose you!🎊 (let's just say it's a pokeball)😄
*lofi hip-hop music to prevent ananconda attacks*
I was chased by group of rabid dogs they were 7 or 8 adult and some puppies i walk away from them but i always stare back while walking until i leave their territory
THX
Last one is awesome 😂
Long story short; don't leave the house.
Shorty: carry a shotgun.
I dont think polar bears can be escaped by any chance
The reason they want you to look away is so that you never see your killer.
how am I gonna punch the gills of a shark when I’m on the sea
I guess it's a good tip if you're helping someone else, though I heard it's better to hit a shark in the eye.
@@MisterX867yep! Pretty sure an Australian surfer did this like 10 years ago, was attacked by a shark while surfing and punched it in the eye and it swam off
Thanks
I did get a jelly fish in my trunks in Florida...Talk about walking on water ..
A dog attacked me while I was going to school.
I know how to survive the spider I just usually play with them and make them my pet like my new pet Jumping spider :D
And yes I have been attacked by a cockroach
0:42 the snail looks like it has a poop on its back 😂
The best way to ease a sting is by putting sea water or vinegar
2:47 *Buffalo is plural of Buffalo
Actually it's buffaloes 🐃