D&D Players, What was the last stupid thing to happen at your table? 🅿️5
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- DND can be an epic game of heroism, sacrifice, blood and glory… a game of underhanded tricks, lies, deception and politics… a simple game of Kill Da Big Thing. What does EVERY game have in common, though? Dumbshit, brother man. No matter the tone, the setting, the system or the people involved, every single table gets some of that good dumbshit once in a while. So why don’t you share yours?
DND Players, what was the last stupid thing to happen at your table?
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The next to last one sounds like a Homer Simpson move.
And the one before that! 😂😂
Being reincarnated as an ooze really does not sound like a fun slime.
I dunno I watched a cool anime about it
NIce pun friend!
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Running my homebrew campaign, the party was battling a group of cultists in the basement of a new age tavern called The Celestial Elks (Starbucks reference). The dragonborn fighter charged the 4 cultists, that looked the exact same and 2 vanish. Then the 4 cultist rogues dropped in to ambush the party, damaging the fighter, and he failed the wisdom save for the Berserker Axe.
Here's the dumb part. It's not one acquired from a dungeon or loot, he bought it from a store, knowing full well it was cursed saying, "Lol, this'll be fun."
So the cultists are killed, but he attacks the party, almost killing 2 players until they could situate themselves to where he couldn't see anyone, breaking his rage. The party then has a discussion about the axe, but he can't get rid of it or use any other weapons since it's attuned.
He asks me about killing off his character if he fails the save again, realizing he made his character a liability. However we're discussing a way to break his curse and become a warlock multiclass. More information on the warlock details on my comment on Unique Warlock Patrons video.
Years and years ago, I ran a DC heroes' game. The players had to go spy on Lex Tower. They use binoculars with pentra-vision to get through the tinted windows. They notice two men talking to Lex. One is a finely dressed middle aged man. (A non-canon character named Nigel St. John who was Lex's personal gardener. But in the 'he takes care of the weeds sense. So an assassin. He originated on the TV series Lois and Clark.) Another was a character who was not DC canon at the time but is now. Otis Oswald Ogden (AKA Otis Graves). A guy in his early to mid 30s who didn't look all there in the head. None of the characters could read lips so they decide to grab the first one of them they see leaving the building. Well, they get one. They asked him 'What did Lex want?' The guy says: 'Uhhh.... some Dom Deluise Wine, some fill it mig none, his dry cleaning and three airline tickets to Addis Ababa.' Since none of what he said made sense, they conked him on the head and tried other methods of extraction... and got the same response.
All because in spite of it being assigned it as homework, none of the players had ever seen Superman: The Movie (1978).
I can imagine the cleric with spiritual weapons just getting flabbergasted upon the bard falling from the ledge to his death and then laughing maniacally upon the party's cleric falling to their death 😂
I'm currently teaching my wife and kids to play dnd since they showed interest and I thought it would be a good way for my 2 teenagers to use their imaginations, learn conversation skills, and problem solving. My son playing a fighter, was wandering around ashenbenford wound up in a lower income area of town. Which I had described similarly to flea bottom from game of thrones. He asked if there was anyone around, to which I replied "there are beggars, street vendors, guys drinking and harassing people, and a lady emptying a bucket of nasty looking contents in a refuse ditch." He then decides to walk up to the woman and ask her what's in the bucket? After laughing for a bit I said "p*ss and sh*t, weirdo" as the lady's response. I don't know what's funnier, his embarrassment or the fact my wife and his twin sister now ask if there's any buckets around when entering a new room lol.
One stupid thing to happen at our D&D table happened just about ten years ago. A ranger in our group, Stubbz, had the bright idea to summon Cthulhu somehow. Our DM graciously considered the encounter to be little more than a bad dream, though. But for the record, the guy playing Stubbz was an excellent dude. By no means did he play a murder hobo, and he was actively able to game the system. A ranger with over 20AC, I might add. He knew how to play. xD
In my campaign there is a character known as Glock (he woke up in the woods with no memory and a gun with Glock on the side and decided that must be my name, he also worships Smith an Wesson) he was investigating a house with another player names Von. Together they called themselves Sherglock Holmes and Dr. Vonsen. Sherglock investigates a door and rolls a 1, jokingly I said that’s not a door that’s a window.
One thing to note my players and I like to make a roll on a d10000 table of random effects when they roll a nat 1 outside of combat. With the nat 1 I rolled “1d4 of the targets limbs become transparent” so the door became a window! Sherglock Holmes does it again!
In my last game, I was attacked by mana golems (which gave me back mana until I was overloaded). So I retreated to my companions and they tried to heal me from the overload. Critical success, and for the whole fight, all we could talk about was “pumping” between me and the companion (note that another of my companions has a trauma in the same theme).
If you're interested, I've recorded my sessions live in my second channel (just the last few, and yes, it's in French).
I'm GM and running Candlekeep Mysteries as a campaign. During their second adventure, I had a random encounter on the way to Balder's Gate. Three human commoners were waylaid by three Goblins and a Goblin Boss riding a Worg. The party easily won, skinned the Worg, and had a cloak made while in Balder's Gate.
On the way back, I decided to add a little bit of continuity to their encounter. So, when they reached the previous ambush point I had a bugbear and two goblins searching for their boss.
The party Warlock rolled an 18 on a persuasion check and told the Goblins they had no idea where their missing friends were. Not wanting to let the opportunity get away, I rolled a passive perception check [DC 10] and got... a 7 for their group. So, I had the bugbear tell the party Cleric his new Worg cloak looked "really nice."
We are playing a campaign where there are allies and enemies on other planes, so when I leveled up, I took "Contact other planes" without reading it - I assumed it was like sending, but able to cross barriers between planes. It actually is a spell that lets you contact a random interplanar god-tier character and ask 5 questions and get 5 short answers, if you first pass the INT saving throw. So when I used it to call back to our home plane to ask my party member to pick up some healing potions from the shop before the boss battle, I instead had this conversation (after passing the INT save which I was not expecting): "Could you pick up some potions for me while you are out?" "NO!" "Why not?" "I DON'T KNOW YOU!" "Is this not Crossbow?" "NO!" "Who is it?" "I"M NOT TELLING!" "Really?" "REALLY!" Now I don't know if I pissed off some powerful character that I need to be worried about going into the BBEG boss battle.
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In a oneshot we entered a small laboratory with a flesh construct and some recordings. In my infinite wisdom i expected Frankensteins monster will wake up any second now so strike its arm aiming to remove it and cripple it. All i did was wake it up. It picked me up, threw me around the room and took off 2/3rds of my health and knocked prone. Again in my infinite wisdom i throw marbles on the ground hoping it would trip him, it did not. Now i made it impossible for half my team to attack so they stared debating to just cast arcane lock on the door to keep the monster in there with me. I was able to escape before they locked the door but I kinda wished i failed since that would be a funny end of my character.
Then i blew up the big bads nursery she had for her dead kids.
So our last session ended up being a one shot as most of the main group didn’t show up, it was a premade one wich some witch who escaped prison and we had to re capture her. Many unlucky rolls and near death to our own wizard, we reach the boss, some plant/mushroom beast. After combat began our half orc(barbarian I think?) ran behind our wizard to use him as a meat shield. The meat shield used the wizard as a meat shield. I, a human fighter tried to continue the bit by hiding behind the half orc, but didn’t have enough movement distance to make it so I ended up next to him. Wrapped up the session and concluded the one shot with the mushroom beast dead, but its spores followed us out, killing us and starting a pandemic, the irony is the half orc had an alchemists flask(basically a Molotov cocktail) we could have used to burn the body of the beast and prevent the bad ending (shrugs)
The last dumb thing happened when I wasn't there. Our monk is a potion maker and when he finally joined s2, we had found a bazaar that sold *anything.* We needed to go save a pc's wife who was kidnapped by the bbpc (yes a player character went bad), and as they were supposed to leave to go after the npc wife, he decided to use the bazaar to buy her back... it worked. She came back, started burning and they all saved her, and found out she was turned into a vampire. Now this was after selling his potions and he still had a lot of money left, and with that money, he decides to buy, the bbpc. Yup, the bbpc. Why he did this, well apparently he was "scammed" and wanted to "get back at the vendor." That and his character was basically Finn from adventure time, so he wanted to be a hero and stop the bad guy. Now mind you, this bad guy was a homebrew cleric who was already smart and strong af, now he was a vampire lord who sold his soul to the god of death, murder, rape (I'm dead-ass), vampires, and cold fire. Villain saved on being bought and being *SUPER PISSED*, Sent a coldfire ball that destroyed the mystical bazaar. Yup, he dropped a nuke. Oh and that nuke was dropped on top of the monk and he nearly died, and would have died if the DM hadn't done something to save him (don't know what, wasn't there). After "not" dying, he went off to steal giant’s cheese out of spite, but that is a whole different story.
All right, I got a pretty funny one that happened recently one of my sessions. So I gotta do a little setting up here first. Are two fighters a Frontliner and a gunslinger went off to go break a curse that turned us all into bullywugs in a previous session. Well, in order to break the curse, they had to go speak to a ghost king. Well our DM likes to be a little chaotic and have fun so he basically had the two of them solve a bunch of riddles to break the curses. Which are DM had like an entire book full of riddles just for this exact scenario. Well, the one that was frontliner fighter that was in our party, she was just nailing these getting every single one of these correct. But the part that was really funny it was the rest of the party was currently in the middle of a bullywug village trying to free some people captured by them. Then two different things happened so one as we were about to try to sneak away quietly in the middle of the night the barbarian in our party roll a one for his stealth check and woke up the guard and then next all of a sudden in the middle of all of this those of us that were cursed, turned back to normal and sure enough the guard was very confused and immediately alerted the entire village role initiative. So good news we’re back to normal bad news we’re missing two of our party members. But I still find it hilarious that guard just gets randomly woken up in the middle of the night and then right in front of them just a what he thought was a normal bullywug turned into a Orc barbarian right in front of his face.
A few weeks ago, we learned that some rich guy used a hood to pretend to be the Thieves Guild Master. This didn't bother us until the guy said my Char's real name. Now this is big for my Char as she has not told anyone her real name believing that it holds power over her and all. So she really wanted to know why his guy knew her name and killed him. So we go on a hunt using locate objects since we know what the hood looks like. DM did not think we would do that and we were off on a chase. Let's just say we found the guy and it took us a bit to catch up to him as he was a satyr and his speed was hard to get to on top of him being a magic user. Lucky for me I was a Tiefling Rogue and my friend was a Tiefling Wizard. So we were still close behind him until he used some teleport magic to get up on the roofs and tried to get away.
Once we got up there he was almost 2 turns away if we dashed and he was still getting farther away. My Wizard friend turned to me and said "Do you trust me?" Me being the rogue I said, "HELL no but do it anyhow." In which he used a magic hand with some other spells. I forget which ones to throw my rogue at super fast speed at the guy using my tiefling horn as a spear to stab him in the back. Let's just say we fell off the roof and the guy still had the Gaull to try to stab me when we were falling but missed as I'm stuck in his back. I finished off the guy with one hit point and turned to my wizard friend and told him this.
"This WAS NOT part of our contract!" In return, he smiled and said. "I did say do you trust me and you're not dead. Contract not broken"
My rogue believes she is a Devil so she makes a contract with him so they can help each other. Let's just say she wishes she put more things in that contract.
NPC character wanted a PC to smoke a nice cigar with him, the PC saod he didn't want to but the NPC insisted and tried putting it in his mouth. PC (an insane sailor) decides to swallow the cigar whole and starts to die. The entire party and the dm is stunned and cant stop laughing. PC rolls extremely well and doesnt vomit everywhere somehow.
He then goes on to lick my characters arm, so i roll a 19 on strength and proceed to throw him out of the moving carriage onto the road.
We're playing this campaign for 8 MONTHS and our barbarian forgot what proficiency bonus is
Well, it's not the latest, but one of the most stupid things I've ever experienced as a GM happened in a mishmash campaign meant for total freedom, total sandbox adventures, and random things and events. It was meant to be a stupid campaign but nobody expected what happened. The group had already caused an undead plague, a massive war between giants, dragons, and the various humanoid nations.
During their travel they discovered the corpse of a tarrasque, it had been struck by a massive alien/aberration structure or spaceship in ancient times and got killed by the impact.
While the party was travelling through the insides of the ship and the tarrasque corpse they found a large collection of rejuvenation pods that would produce various bizarre entities as they were malfunctioning. They smashed the pods and the content spilt across the floor.
Mind you, they did this without investigating the strange GLOWING green liquid. The liquid was essentially liquid healing magic, and I had made it so that if you entered it while healthy you mutated or got cancer, or if you entered it while wounded or dead you were restored. No time limit to corpse freshness.
Quess what happened?
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If you guessed that the tarrasque corpse starts regenerating you're correct!
But thus here comes the final cheery on top of this growing cluster of stupidity.
The party warlock decided to dump a vial of vampire ash into the liquid even as flesh, organs, and sinew were growing out of the massive bones holding up the massive underground chamber the liquid was pooling in.
In their words, they did it because, "I wanted to see what would happen.", and they said it in the most nonchalant voice I have ever heard. While the rest of the group was losing their collective shit trying to figure out a way to escape the growing interior of a resurrecting tarrasque.
The party managed to escape by riding on top of a massive aberration worm to the surface by some strange emergency escape system and saw the massive shape of a tarrasque with a mixture of bat features fly out of a deep pit that it had dug up without any effort and proceeded to fly north.
The vampire tarrasque did not burn in the sun, it counted as a dhampir, half-vampire, rather than a pure-blooded vampire. So it had all the strength of a vampire without any of the weaknesses, along with its already broken tarrasque stats.
It began to rampage across the world and tore down an entire country within a week. The party collectively decided to just shut up and never speak of it again act like it had never happened and avoid the thing forever.
That campaign ended up deleting itself with a very strange but funny series of events. But yeah, that was one of the most stupid things I've ever seen done.
as the rogue and supply manager i was securing provisions, weapon ammunition and potion ingredients. basic stuff.
the market place erupted in a bit of chaos as the party leader and wizard kinda broke a few walls on site because they had to "investigate" a wizard scroll supplier, triggered an alarm and started fighting the security.
the druid added fuel to the uproar as he wanted to buy a big triceratops like lizard ride and horribly failed at taming it.
the priest fell into a short time romance after a one night stand, got honeytrapped and robbed and spent a lot of the session reggretting her life decisions and falling even deeper into her drug addiction (in game).
still dont know where the barbarian and ranger went. these two partners in crime tracked something ominous in the sewer system. there was a bounty on mutated hippos but we didnt check that out so much. not fond about the idea that the ranger has to bail his girlfriend out of a sticky situation again though.
In our latest Vampire the mascaraed session, my character was an infiltration specialist and had practiced his "arts" via sneaking into another party member's room to place a note in their draw. after a few nights, the party member in question finds the note and stows it in their pocket to place it in a similar place to get back at my character, but due to the idea of "i don't want to waste resources. this proceeds with both of us looking around each others room to see if we can find interesting things.
They found a notebook full of recipes made by my character's mother, while i find a military grade Bug/ audio capture device.
now the "dumb" thing my character does is that the party member had a ghoul as a butler and they were preventing everyone (but me) from getting in, so i silently leave the room, close the door... and tap him on the shoulder.
proceeds to the first combat of the campaign and leads to a ruckus... best part is, this isn't even the dumbest thing...
another party member that owned the apartment ordered a wide search to see if there were more bugs and my character found 2 more, one in the office room the apartment owner hidden via being built into the bin and a 3rd being in another residents room (another party member that wasn't in the session). we weren't able to check the basement since the last player (also not there for the session) but due to it being in multiple rooms, it is something to bring up when accessible.
the apartment owner had made 3 plans, but the dumbest one that came up (in the most hilarious way) was getting a drunk resident of the building, paying them some amount of money, only to make the bin... unusable is all im going to say.
while we did laugh, in the end we didn't do this, and we left the bugs alone to prevent the people using them from knowing we have the knowledge of the bugs.
The sorcerer cast hold person on the rogue because the rogue was trying to open a door.
In the Champion I'm apart of. We "have" or "had" a Fiery Barbarian who loves to drink!
We are at a town to try and grab a relic from a noble men, who is probably a vampire. As the group was coming up with a plan to steal the relic. Are Barbarian friend heard how the noble will throw parties and decided to fly there and drink with the guy!
The dude has a -3 Intelligence and plays the character as such. So when he left without telling anyone! He and the DM had their own thing as the rest of us plan a way to steal the object.
We have zero clue what happened. We don't know if the Fiery is alive or dead? All we know is he no longer has his wings or alcohol with him. As they were mailed to us the next day.
My character is gonna do a bit of murder hubo if Tinkle is dead.
My players decided to hunt a Banshee in their guild by setting up a trap with a pizza made of holy water inside a reversed magic circle. They beat up the banshee witg the help of their clown priestess and sentient vacuum cleaner butler
Let's see....
Untied a drugged unicorn that we failed to manage any medicine checks on that promptly kicked our warlock in the chest for a crit (surprisingly doing minimal damage.).
Our Goblin mage eating a mutated man's heart-he was part plant and it was poisonous.
Failing a persuade check so badly that the guard thought the character wanted to eat the local children and barred him from entering the city. (They still took the offered food though.)
Failing an intimidate check so badly that the quest npc thought the character was adorable. (They also still took the offered food.)
The Goblin dragging away a guard in a bid to derail the campaign by having the man pay their tab at an inn for food, but instead furthering the plot due to being a distraction.
The goblin again trying to derail the campaign and instead getting the head druid to believe the warlock that had so far never succeeded at a charisma-based check in his life.
Said goblin dragging the warlock into a rift that led to the feywild before it could close, thus forcing the rest of the party to go in instead of, you know, helping stop the goblin and just making the frail old warlock try and slow them down?
The rogue and cleric both failing to realize that a bridge was trapped, making the cleric have to roll death saves upon faceplanting into the ground when it broke apart.
The warlock getting possessed by a fey creature the instant they went through the portal, and the party not realizing that this had happened until it tried to barter with the BBEG that the party was clearly not ready to deal with by offering said warlock's soul as a gift so that they could leave (and leave the party there as well. The fey just wanted out.), only failing because the goblin, whom hates fey, attacked the BBEG with a fireball that barely did anything. Which led to the fey-possessed warlock saving the party and beating the BBEG to death with a shovel, of all things.
You heard me right. WITH A SHOVEL. At this point gobbo's player had left the fight because they were mad that the boss was hitting them so much due to their low AC, the rogue was feared and knocked out two different times, and the cleric, traumatized, had curled up in a ball after casting sanctuary and having the BBEG shatter the effect with one successful save.
this isn't related to the vid but brian always gives me cool dad/uncle vibes or like ttrpg mr rodgers
last stupid thing? the session ended!! lol
Real though I had a bad guy that one of my players who always has to be mighty and better than everyone decided to 1v1 the leader of a small band of bad guys... I built the guy so even 3v1 would be a struggle, the player was down to like 17 health, 1 more attack and it was over... instead of withdrawing like ANY intelligent being would do since the rest of the party was not even close so they weren't under threat by him, he insisted on staying in the fight. I had to nudge another player that was close enough to at least get him out of there to intervene, I wasn't keen on killing the PC but... I was running out of options to not do so.
I was in a campaign with a dragonborn necromancer, tabaxi bard, elven cleric, and me being a kenku druid. We made our way to a town that was basically a safe haven for all kinds of people (werewolves were specifically mentioned) we spend the night there since we’re just passing through, the bard asks to fuck a werewolf and succeeds! The DM asks in a defeated tone (the bard and I were very chaotic) if anyone else wants to attempt a “one night stand” and I ask to fuck a stryx, it happens, game goes on when the bard get the idea that it would be funny if those flings resulted in children. Now we have a werecat and upon my request Octavia from Helluva Boss wandering the world. Another great story takes place in the starting town of the campaign. The necromancer decides to sign up for what was essentially a cage fight, gets paired up with this beefy guy (I think he was an orc), necromancer loses pretty badly, and my dumbass bird decides to challenge him to avenge my buddy, and the guy never even hits me! So this short little bird boy kicks the ass of a professional fighter orc with ease.
1:15 WAAAAAIT. A previous video this month said the same ripped off location before.
Goblin tries to pet a sleeping Owlbear. Thankfully the Gobbo was on a leash.
Would the druids name be Sybil perchance?😂😂😂
2 of my players made a bet to decide who of them would eat odorless and tasteless shit. (They used some stuff to make it odorless and tasteless)
Hundred undead bosses? Did you happen to misread undead as hundred?
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