@@Cupcake_Productions1 I will consider it. I haven’t posted fanfiction in years. Last time was back on the cesspool of Wattpad. I may just have to go back to it. Edit: For clarification, I mean back to writing. Not Wattpad. It would be posted on AO3 lol
2 videos ago: Alastor: do you think that I would be a great father? Listener: no Alastor: no?! 2 videos later: -Alastor crashes the car- Listener: I knew it! If that baby was in my belly, then I would be gone now! Alastor! You are a bad father...
The screaming had me fricking dying on the floor. (Directly after) Alastor: My dear- UGHAUGH- You're legs- are gone.. I believe they have the consistency of paste. Now they look like ground beef- I'm pretty sure we could make a burger with your limbs- My oc tryna do her job: WTF DO YOU MEAN MY LEGS ARE GROUND BEEF 💀💀💀💀
He could just *spawn* our limbs back 😭 But until the adrenaline wears off and he uses common sense I guess we’re stuck looking like a potato Veggietales character ✋💀
Dang this is making my headcanon that Alastor drives like Cruella De Vil all the more stronger also HOLY smokes it’s like we got caught out in the wrong side of Pentagram City! Reminds me of those 80’s road trip movies where the car crashes, robbers try to shank and steal from the victims and running from explosions lol
HELP IM LAUGHING MY ASS OFF IM ROLLING TO MY GRANDMAS HOUSE (blud was really like: AAAAAAAAAAAAA- *fucking crashing* AINAIAJSKWISIWJQKWIIEKWOSJS-) -alastor being a father- alastor crashing a fucking car👍🏼
Me: "I-i'm hungry.." Alastor: "Let's eat your limbs for dinner my limbless darling~" Me: "BUT THAT WOULDN'T THAT MAKE ME A CANNIBAL!?!?!?!?!?!" Alastor" My limbless darling.. I am a cannibal~" Me: *Faints with a nose bleed*
Wow that was insane i could not stop laughing at Alastor's screams. But seriously now. . . . .WTF ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH OUR LIMBS BRO. . . . .BCS THEY ARE IMPORTANT TO ME!!!!!!😢😢😢 RIGHT GUYS???
@@gachanaomi1 my internet went out, and I saw the comment but since the internet went out I couldn't see what video this was in reply to, so I just open my phone and see "we fucking lost our body parts" with zero context and I'd like to tell you cause i think it's the funniest thing ever
Me:"why did i let al drive"😂😂😂 Edit:i can't stop laughing from when al kept screaming 😆😆😆😆😆😂😂😂😂😂😂the give me al u money😂this is the funniest comment chat ever lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 qnd ozz can i buy some robo arms and legs from u plz?
1:32 help I’m dying I imagine morphy screaming down the mic and loosing his voice after this Please make a Val one having val scream his ass off in a audio would be so funny Or have it so every character we have dated in the Hazbin verse fight over our love
Now wtf are you going to do about our limbs? Sew them back on like Sally in Nightmare Before Christmas? Pick those up, and get a needle and thread, pronto! Oh, I forgot they were mashed...well...find us replacements. You're a serial killer, so get to work! It's the least you can do.
Alastor: can you feel your legs my dear? Oh! Nevermind! Their on the other side of the street detached from your body- Alastor: i believe your limbs are.. are *GONE* BRO WHILE WATCHING THIS I HEARD POLICE SIRENS FROM A FEW STREETS DOWN-
Nothing can stop Alastor from calling us "My dear". Not even the worst car crash can.
FR
I WILL EAT YOUR PFP
I never thought I needed Morphy screaming as Alastor. But now I definitely do.
well I don't
Alastor screaming sound so funny lol
LMAO, HE'S STARTING TO GET ON THE RIGHT TRACK, THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT WE WANT, MORPHY
YES
"ooh shit the road" and then the screaming had me dead 😭💀
I’m never letting you drive again Alastor 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭 just no
I can not tell you how long and hard I laughed at that 🤣🤣🤣
WHAT THE..💀
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE, “GIVE ME YOUR MONEY😈😈”😭😭
IS THAT MUSSLE MAN FROM REGULAR SHOW?!
I DIED FROM LAUGHING HELP😂
SAME LNFAOO
HELP ME BRO I CANT BE LAUGHING BC ITS NIGHT-
I CANT BE LAUGHING RN ITS LATE
MORPHY REALLY SAID
“you had it far to good for far to long”
(My new comfort audio 🥰)
GIMME YA MONEI
@@imjslazi”OH SH¡T THE ROAD THE ROAD”
This was a rollercoaster of emotions
Alastor is definitely getting distracted by all the headlights XD
HELP NO
33 like a deer in those flashing lights 👀
Hold up. Thats a good headcannon for a fanfic. Val attracted to lights, Alastor freezing in spotlights and headlights.
@@simsblood1611 well if you ever do any writing with that headcanon I would love to
@@Cupcake_Productions1 I will consider it. I haven’t posted fanfiction in years. Last time was back on the cesspool of Wattpad. I may just have to go back to it.
Edit: For clarification, I mean back to writing. Not Wattpad. It would be posted on AO3 lol
Maybe he should stick to teleportation 💀
IM DYINGGG THE YELLING- 😭
LOL IK
0:37
Alastor: are you alright my dear
Me: *dead*
(😂😂😂)
Morphy completly lost it at this point.
yeah
Yup
real..
Keep an eye on the rose Alistair
2 videos ago:
Alastor: do you think that I would be a great father?
Listener: no
Alastor: no?!
2 videos later:
-Alastor crashes the car-
Listener: I knew it! If that baby was in my belly, then I would be gone now! Alastor! You are a bad father...
😂
Fr💀
😂😂😂😂😂help😂😂😂😂😂😂
So real, but I'm not complaining Abt this video tho.
😂
THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER LISTENED TO, MORPHY
THIS IS EXACTLY THE CONTENT WE WANT MORPHY
No😂 no It's not😂
@littlecut_ieroblox2599 Like anyone gives two shits about a gullible, pompous, and overemotional 8-year-old child.
"Come here my dear, gimme a kiss- OH SH¡T THE ROAD, THE ROAD! OUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH OOOUHAAAA"
Edit: MOM IM PRACTICALLY FAMOUS!
I DIED LAUGHING- 😭😭😭😭
@@Imposterqueenofnonecringe2 SAME 😂😂😂
When i read that when it said ouaaaaaaaahaaaa or what ever my stepdad coughed:3
I’m choking on my savukiani can’t😭
And this 1:31 💀💀💀🙏🙏🙏
“Great moogily woogily the pain!” Had me dying
FRR😭😭😭
I can't 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Also, Alastor screaming killed me
Frrrr i was laughing so hard
Same here😂
Frrr😂
At some point I was scared bc it’s labeled asmr
I'm dying laughing 😂
I feel like Morphy is going insane...
And so we are
The screaming had me fricking dying on the floor.
(Directly after)
Alastor: My dear- UGHAUGH- You're legs- are gone.. I believe they have the consistency of paste. Now they look like ground beef- I'm pretty sure we could make a burger with your limbs-
My oc tryna do her job: WTF DO YOU MEAN MY LEGS ARE GROUND BEEF 💀💀💀💀
Went from us almost getting preggers to us almost dy!ng in a car crash...Morphy are you okay 😂
I do not think so 😭😭😭
LMFAO
definitely no
Me: "A-al.. w-would you still love me without any limbs..?" Alastor: "Ofc i will still love you without any limbs my limbless darling~"
I should not have laughed at this as hard as I did.
@@SmokeScreenX LMFAO
Same- I'm laughing too hard rn.
@@AkumaOnPaws IT'S CRINGED ME SO HARD BUT IT WAS FUNNY AT THE SAME TIME LMFAO 🤣😭
word of advice: DONT LET HIM DRIVE YOUR CAR FOR A LONG TIME
Dont drink and drive!
@@connorarendse1202 or you'll lose your limbs! 💗
Lol
Got it mate I'll make sure 😆😆
14 seconds is so long
He could just *spawn* our limbs back 😭
But until the adrenaline wears off and he uses common sense I guess we’re stuck looking like a potato Veggietales character ✋💀
VEGGIETALES IM BALLING😭
@@cathedral7381I know💀
@@cathedral7381I WAS HOPING SOMEONE WOULD ACKNOWLEDGE THAT 😭
@@somerandompersonfromtheint6902IF YOU LIKE TI WALK WITH POTATOES
THE SCREAMS 😭
Help i burst out laughing just at the title and thumbnail-
These videos are so wild
Dang this is making my headcanon that Alastor drives like Cruella De Vil all the more stronger also HOLY smokes it’s like we got caught out in the wrong side of Pentagram City! Reminds me of those 80’s road trip movies where the car crashes, robbers try to shank and steal from the victims and running from explosions lol
0:05
a hello would have been nice
😂😂😂😂
Alastor's scream made me laugh
HELP IM LAUGHING MY ASS OFF IM ROLLING TO MY GRANDMAS HOUSE (blud was really like: AAAAAAAAAAAAA- *fucking crashing* AINAIAJSKWISIWJQKWIIEKWOSJS-) -alastor being a father- alastor crashing a fucking car👍🏼
FRRRRR 😂😂😂😂
@@queenofcake6808 REAL
I'll meet u there😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I'll meet u there😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Me: "I-i'm hungry.."
Alastor: "Let's eat your limbs for dinner my limbless darling~"
Me: "BUT THAT WOULDN'T THAT MAKE ME A CANNIBAL!?!?!?!?!?!"
Alastor" My limbless darling.. I am a cannibal~"
Me: *Faints with a nose bleed*
I JUST WANTED A ROMANTIC ALASTOR X LISTENER ASMR AUDIO BUT INSTEAD I GET THIS!?!?!?!?!?!?! 😭
I may or may not be the reason to that....
@@Erasermic_simperOH
@@Erasermic_simperWHAT DID YOU DO
THE SCREAMS THOUGH-
@@Yourfavoritedoritoguy FR LIKE THEY CRINGED ME SO HARD 😭💀🙏
Morphy is slowly losing his shit with these asmr videos, especially with Alastor's 😭
MORPHY. CRASHING?💀
Fr 💀
😭💀
1:31
WAIT...THE SCREAM OMGLLLL
,,AHHH AHHHHH"
1:37 AHHAHHAHAHAHA THE SCREAM SOUNDS SO WEIRD BUT FUNNY
I laughed so hard
don't let alastor drive again 💀
the most relaxing asmr I've ever heard
helps me fall asleep 👍
I'm early and I was just laughing through this whole entire episode😂
Same i was in the car with my dad and he was trying to have a normal conversation with me and I was trying to keep such a straight face😂
Alastor: dies in car crash vox : haha !
Confirmation: I was laughing the entire first 20 seconds of the video.
@@VoxTekTrustUssame
@@VoxTekTrustUsMood
THIS IS BETTER THEN $EX!!!!
Vox-
@@Angie-dust4 fr
Wow that was insane i could not stop laughing at Alastor's screams. But seriously now. . . . .WTF ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH OUR LIMBS BRO. . . . .BCS THEY ARE IMPORTANT TO ME!!!!!!😢😢😢 RIGHT GUYS???
HIS SCREAMS GOT ME LAUGHING 😭
SAME i can´t stop🤣
Me too
IM SICK
I CANT LAUGH THIS MUCH 😭😭
MORPHYY WHAAT😭
He is losing his mind
Ya’ll new nickname
Limbless darling
You’re welcome :D
I'm traumatized... 😭😭
😭😭😭😭
Me too 😭😭😭😭
I can't tell what happened, I'm unsure- 😃 Though, I don't wanna watch the full video- just watched a few random parts-
Same- 😭😭
SAME I WAS LAUGHING AT THE BEGINNING-
how did we go from being pregnant to damn near dying in a car crash?
so, this man gets us pregnant but not really and then almost kills us in a car crash because he wanted a smooch 😅
and he has the audacity to say we’re obsessed with kisses 😀
I'M DYINGGGGGGGG
@@th3o0sALI. WTF
@@robloxlover9414 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
HELP- ALASTOR SCREAMING MADE ME BLEED-
Im on my lady days guys 😭
"Im pretty sure we can make a burger out of your limbs 😊" -Alastor 2024
Why did i start laughing when we got in the crash😭
“Come here, my dear. Give me a kiss, I wanna- *smooch* OH, SHIT, THE ROAD, LOOK OUT.
**SCREECH**
How many fucking cars did you crash into
EXACTLY 😭😭
like 30
@@XuliPaws nah 100
And we fucking lost our body parts in the process 💀💀
@@gachanaomi1 my internet went out, and I saw the comment but since the internet went out I couldn't see what video this was in reply to, so I just open my phone and see "we fucking lost our body parts" with zero context and I'd like to tell you cause i think it's the funniest thing ever
6:16 muscle Man: GIVE ME YO MONEY (edit 1:33 HELP THE SCREAMS
"FUUCKK" -Vox 2024 (never let alastor cook again)
It was a car
@@Foxythefox814 he was the one being cooked 😏
@@Foxythefox814 ik its a common phrase
@@Марги-п4ч let's go get the car fixed
Me having to hold my breath and bite my tongue so i dont laugh because its midnight 😂
FR😂😂😂😂😂
BRO IT'S 3:23 AM-
Same
Me:"why did i let al drive"😂😂😂
Edit:i can't stop laughing from when al kept screaming 😆😆😆😆😆😂😂😂😂😂😂the give me al u money😂this is the funniest comment chat ever lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 qnd ozz can i buy some robo arms and legs from u plz?
quality asmr content 😍🫶
1:32 help I’m dying
I imagine morphy screaming down the mic and loosing his voice after this
Please make a Val one having val scream his ass off in a audio would be so funny
Or have it so every character we have dated in the Hazbin verse fight over our love
i want to see val eat a elextric thing cause ts ,,bright,,
ALASTOR WHAT THE HELL?! 😨 I THOUGHT U KNEW HOW TO DRIVE?!!!
I???
vox crashes car and f!@?14? explodes when 😔
OVER A LITTLE KISS!?
Thank you for this beautiful video MorphyVA
What the fuck the moans tho
ikr? im horny-
that was so romantic
HIM SCREAMING AHHAAHHAHAHAJAJAJAJAJAAKAKAKKA. I LOVE THIS. HE SPUNDS SO DISTRESSED
AND SEE!? THIS IS WHY WHEN I BECOME AN ADULT I NEVER GONNA DRIVE BC OF THIS
best asmr ever imma fall asleep with this for sure 😭
Real 😭😭
Fr fr😢😭
BRUH MY HEADPHONES WERE ON FULL VOLUME AND THE FIRST THING I HEAR IS A CAR CRASH 😭
LMAOOOO
Same Lmao
oof
6:20 WTF
Bro was letting his demons out 😔
I didn't expect it to happen instantly, I thought we'd have a little conversation beforehand- 😭😭
Mom:Why are you laughing
Me:You wouldnt understand...
Morphy you’re getting way too good at these 😂😂 …the way I cackled with each crash 😭
Also hoping for another Vox video 👀🤞
This guy and his video ideas....
I LOVE IT ❤️
I'M LAUGHING, CRYING ROLLING ON THE FLOOR RN💀💀💀 HE SOUNDS LIKE HE'S F@#&ING DIYING😭😭😭(For a second time)
WELP
This is gonna be a painful regeneration process 😅
The screaming had me wheezing
Alastor when he finds out the sex got replaced with ballet:
"ARE U ALIVE MY DEAR?"
"OH SHIT THE ROAD"😭 IM CRYING 😭
When he crashed I screamed “ALASTOR!!”
Dear God I was laughing WAY too hard at this🤣🤣🤣
I clicked on this at 2 am good morning to me god it scared me
when I watched it I felt like crying and I imagined it 😢😢😢😢
2:30 BAHAHA "They look like ground beef! I'm pretty sure we could make a burga with yur lims"
Bro this made me laugh so hard 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 morphy you literally killed me I can’t stop laughing
My headphones died just now...💀
Now wtf are you going to do about our limbs? Sew them back on like Sally in Nightmare Before Christmas? Pick those up, and get a needle and thread, pronto!
Oh, I forgot they were mashed...well...find us replacements. You're a serial killer, so get to work! It's the least you can do.
STOPPPPP---😂😂😂😂
This is glorious, I can't keep a straight face listening to these they're so funny I applaud you
Omg wth is this Morphy 😭😭 It's hilarious but at the same time HOW DID HIS CHARACTER XHANGE SO FAST
MORPHY PLEASE TELL US WHAT THIS IS I CANGT BREAHTE
I laughed my ass off at this so many times 😭😭😂
Morphy what the fudge
Edit: IM FRICKING DOGDAY💀💀💀
EDIT 2: MUSCLE MAN!???
THAT’S WHAT IM SAYING WHY WAS MUSCLE MAN THERE 😭
MORPHY PLEASE IM CRYING. I SKIPPED TO FAST AND ALL I ENDED UP WAS WHEN ALASTOR WAS ABSOLUTELY EARRAPE SCREAMING FOR HIS LIFE 😭😭😭🙏🏻
Same
Bro the way that he screams!! Im laughing so much right now! Ive never heard him screaming! XDDD
LMAO IMAGINE BEING MORPHY'S NEIGHBOR AND HEAR HIM SCREAMIG. AT 3AM TO MAKE THIS 😭😭😭😭
6:02
Never ever will I let Alastor near or drive a car again
Ngl this has to be one of the most random videos morphy ever made of Alastor 💀
@@shadow_gamer1255 REAL HAHAHAH
@@shadow_gamer1255AND THE ONE WHERE HE FELL OFF THE FUCKING EIFFEL TOWER 💀💀
"OH SH!T THE ROAD! AHHHH" GOT ME ROLLING OF TO SPACE🦅🔥🗣
Imagine listening to this while at school where your not allowed to wear wireless earphones
Thank you for this video! 😀🌻
I can’t stop laughing at this!!! XD😂😂😂😂 oh I can’t!!! Not the beef stroganoff again!!! XD 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I completely forgot about the beef stroganoff!!!! XD
Alastor: can you feel your legs my dear? Oh! Nevermind! Their on the other side of the street detached from your body-
Alastor: i believe your limbs are.. are *GONE*
BRO WHILE WATCHING THIS I HEARD POLICE SIRENS FROM A FEW STREETS DOWN-
“The worst is over. Wait is that?-“
“AGHHHH!!!!”