9:20 Hey, wanna know what's worst!? Be 2 years older then your brother and be notably shorter than him, even though when you were younger you were literally twice his height. And he's still on puperty, wich means he'll keep growing. To make it worse, people think we're TWINS, so people will think he is the older brother! This is humiliating If you haven't noticed already this is my story
Does that mean my actual username, with them shouting "Random Stranger" and ending the war, or what my username is supposed to be, where a random stranger ends the war?
Aight, just created a new internet "personality name": A Fiona. Arright, most of Urban Dictionary descriptions of LITERALLY ANY FEMALE NAME in the world were either made by simps or by an overly egocentric girl. It's OBVIOUS. So don't come in by saying: "ThAt NaMe WaS aLrEaDy ChOsEn" So, the name was chosen in base of a hispanic meme, in where people would use a skinny and young-looking green photo of a girl and then slap Fiona from Shrek's face onto it to represent a girl who thinks they're the best just because they have a "badass" boyfriend. This mostly occurs when a Fiona gets robbed and they somehow are stupid enough to fall in love with their robber. A Fiona is egocentric and a very basic girl. Very probably is a BTS fan and has read Twilight a preocupying amount of times. Believes in horoscope. If she doesn't have a boyfriend, she's feminist and a single mom of 1 child, who is very entitled. She likes reggaeton (disgusting!), and hates every type of music that doesn't say the word "sex" or "fuck" (or similar) multiple times.
Recent surveys have shown that most men don't like to have sex first thing in the morning. The most numerous stated reason: You ever try to pry open a grilled cheese sandwich?
Lol, this pop up just a few seconds ago and there we have our "First" guy comment
1:31 this is the first time you made me laugh in all these years 🤣
you are rel cwinge boii
Telepurte got into a meme channel
Telepurte makes some dang good "and questionable" hand drawn animations
Chad
6:23 the funniest part i laughed for 2 mins😂
0:05
God: You know How Some Sins Are unforgivable right?
12:30 That's a man of culture right there.
aw man that nerve one is gonna stay in my head for a while. just thinking about it hurts
4:13
I'm about to have some major Oudenophobia
For those who don't understand:
Oudenophobia = The fear of nothing
4:08 *puts uno reverse card
Another successful visit to my favorite meme marketplace
Alright, time to grab the nearest person I see.
3:53 worst at robbery? so we just suck at robbing places
9:20 Hey, wanna know what's worst!? Be 2 years older then your brother and be notably shorter than him, even though when you were younger you were literally twice his height. And he's still on puperty, wich means he'll keep growing. To make it worse, people think we're TWINS, so people will think he is the older brother!
This is humiliating
If you haven't noticed already this is my story
10:26 that is literally the best roast that anyone else could roast
11:09
the worst: astronauts
the best: prostitutes
13:50 Dicka sucka made me burst out laughing
Made him bust to
1:44 my breath be like:
6:14 Hello, Putin!
03:47 oh crap, I don't know what was I thinking when I used them 🐕🏍️👍🥵🐷
Chris P. Bacon is from Banjo Tooie. year 2000
3:47 mine are 🫥😘😤🙃🧙♂️ guess
1:10 why did you censor “yank”?? it isn’t a swear word
They've been censoring concepts for a while now. Sad making.
Does that mean my actual username, with them shouting "Random Stranger" and ending the war, or what my username is supposed to be, where a random stranger ends the war?
3:48
🤣😊😜😠😭
4:06
Huh?
Am I screwed or no?
I can't tell
Man, let me tell you
@@andree9519are you gonna tell me?
1:25 OH IT'LL BE A BOMB
#dailydoseofmems nice work dude keep it up. I have a qwestion, how long dose it take, like the vids
4:00 welp here we go again
3:46 😢🟪🥗🏠🤬
The first meme LOL
6:03 ayo lmmfao
4:07 oh no
21:38 …
4:05 Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…
Aight, just created a new internet "personality name":
A Fiona. Arright, most of Urban Dictionary descriptions of LITERALLY ANY FEMALE NAME in the world were either made by simps or by an overly egocentric girl. It's OBVIOUS. So don't come in by saying: "ThAt NaMe WaS aLrEaDy ChOsEn"
So, the name was chosen in base of a hispanic meme, in where people would use a skinny and young-looking green photo of a girl and then slap Fiona from Shrek's face onto it to represent a girl who thinks they're the best just because they have a "badass" boyfriend. This mostly occurs when a Fiona gets robbed and they somehow are stupid enough to fall in love with their robber.
A Fiona is egocentric and a very basic girl. Very probably is a BTS fan and has read Twilight a preocupying amount of times. Believes in horoscope. If she doesn't have a boyfriend, she's feminist and a single mom of 1 child, who is very entitled. She likes reggaeton (disgusting!), and hates every type of music that doesn't say the word "sex" or "fuck" (or similar) multiple times.
that is very interesting good sir
6:43 Omg 😂😭
☝️😰💎🧢🥺 those are my last 5 emojis
✝✝😀😀😊😊😁😁😄😄
so am I just the most generic and genuinely terrified person ever?
4:00 …well shit
I normally don't laugh
4:00 ...
My user is unknown so what happens then-
4:00
hmmmm
4:34
Everyone saying they first me ඩ
Mogus
Sus
Sussy baka
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Sus
Sussy
Sussy bak
Sussy baka
@@LordX-k2q Mogus drip 🥶🔥
8:22
7:45
12:38 this guy has the right idea
The first one tho
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Recent surveys have shown that most men don't like to have sex first thing in the morning. The most numerous stated reason: You ever try to pry open a grilled cheese sandwich?
3:42
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✨🖕😊💖🤦♀️
3:46
🔥🥶😳❤️😌
🤐😷😈💩👾
@@keylimepie3602 you are loving you are safe but they will punish you you must run 🫀🫁🧠
@@bkCheezburgor you risk for others you are kind you are safe
1:10
Not first
Iq
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Not going to like only because now it is 333
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LOLLL;
Lol first one here
I'm gonna look for who asked brb
Made a new account, and uhh..
nobody asked
12th
3:42 👏🤔💭🤣🥬 it it an impossible task
First
did you reply on your own comment
Finally the real first
3:46 💩💫🤛✔️⏱
First