George Carlin on WAR (Ukraine / Russia)
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- Опубликовано: 24 фев 2022
- A compilation of some of George Carlin best jokes about War/ Terror
Thoughts and Prayers go out to all the civilians in Ukraine / Russia
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George carlin would be having one hell of a field day on stage if he was still with us. Nothings changed since he died and things have only gotten worse
I've only just Turned 30,However I was brought up on a steady diet of George Carlin,Bill Hicks & Richard Pryor from when I was about 12. I'm in To quick cut n dry comedians these days ,Jimmy Carr (back in the day) & Frankie boyle ,and a Canadian comedian called Jason rouse, dark humour is my thing these days.However.....what really boils my piss is, why can't comedians be outlandish these days and be absolutely brutally messed up,Tell the truth,fucked up stories,
I'm from the UK like, I can see it, a few of my friends have been approached about there material...they don't give a F like, But I feel propper bad for comics that start off,get pressured when they get clout,then change there shit.....sorry for the vent guys,anyone else having trouble on the stand up circuit you know of?
@@BigWJE thinking of comedians speaking the truth.
Did you notice just how quickly many celebrities shut down flat earth theory and just how few celebs were trying to back it up and state that it was more than possible?
Water level = FLAT
@@BigWJE so true we have all the great comedians gone I ul love chubby brown and Bernard manning
@@BigWJE if you love dark hunker you should check out Doug Stanhope if you already haven’t.
Man george would have a netflix special every week for the next year if he was to touch on any of the bs we have seen in the past few years
1992 - 2022 The world has been running in a cycle. RIP George.
Man's been dead for more then 10 years
2024 now. Rip george carlin, the absolute GOAT. If he could see the state of the world today his rants and jokes would be endless.
He's Blunt, Right & Straight to the Point.
🔥
Still love this man TREMENDOUSLY! He left us much truth, and timeless food for thought! SALUTE FOREVERMORE!
"My first rule: I don't believe anything my government tells me.
Second: And I don't take seriously the press or the media who, pretty much, acts like a PR firm for the Dept of Defense".
George Carlin is the GOAT of comedy. He made fun of everybody equally. His standup are like a fine scotch.
Truly the best of all time by a country mile.
George was not a King Of Comedy, he was the king of truth, everything he said is true
King of both. Told the truth in a funny way.
Man I love this guy. RIP to this comedy genius.
George Carlin passed 13 years ago, I was confused for a minute.
Where the hell did thirteen years go?! Time truly does fly.... thirteen years, wow!
❤
He was right, and always will be!
visionary, convincing*
3:50 to 3:59, thank you for editing that quote in, it really brings the reality and futility of our conflicts and lack of trust for one another to a very disappointing place.
The greatest to ever step on stage.
He was right all the time
Yes he was right all of the time…. But to use him for this is a nonstarter… Nazi’s don’t talk like this, and those who try to hide behind him know this…
I am an avid carlin enjoyer, but no he’s definitely not right all the time especially as he got older and more into drug use his standup started to turn into more like angry rants and tirades. which some people only know him for, which is strange to me because his younger material was actual comedy gold like baseball v football and time
@@samuelgates6479 never judge a book by its cover
The man was a genius
Simply the King of comedy.
Agreed 💯
This is a gem thank you😁
"thats our fucking job" mind blown
This man was a comedy genius 😊
very well put togheter great job
George definitely tells it like it is! Best comedian ever!
He was more of a philosopher than comedian
The World lost another RARE Genius when we lost George Carlin.
Bless his laughter !
I miss George!
So do i😢😢😢
Had to play this after Cornet brought it up on the drive through
I love George but why is "(Ukraine/Russia)" in the title?
Clickbait!
Because Freedom is censored.🇨🇦
@@tpilot_error404 what do you mean
@@nubdupre6678 He doesn’t know what he’s talking about. Just nonsense
August 2023, we need george!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This should be taught to kids in school 🚸
They won't because he's right
RIP
We need him around today. How great would that be?
This also applies to the situation in Palestine
He started draining the swamp, i wouldn’t have opened my eyes had it not been for him. Afterwards, I started watching the governments of this world and behold when you see the truth it’s like a matrix you have our fictional life we live and then when you come home you have tv.
I miss George. We need him today like never before. George would tear the last 10 years on this rock, a new asshole.
Everyone's so pissed off in America right now. If I were another country, I would not pick a fight with that pent up rage.
"Thoughts and prayers" - Because nothing says compassion like giving the most worthless and ineffective in making an actual change for those supposedly on the receiving end that at he same time is inversely proportional in its effect of wrapping the conscience of those on the giving end in blissful freedom and absolution from any responsibility whatsoever. You've done your part, because you've convinced yourself you've done so.
Fair enough... what should I do to help?
You’re one of the actual people with real intellect
@@airballeric4575 we can’t do anything to be honest
Can’t be an atheist without being a cunt about it. Carlin was right about a lot of things (despite being a hypocrite who accrued a lot of material wealth while talking as if he was part of the working class) but he was wrong about religion.
The ‘big club’ he talks about wants to dismantle Christianity ( as well as nationality, race) precisely because it gives people an identity and once stripped they are merely animals with material needa and easier to control.
But yeh sounds edgy to sjit on religion and everything that came before.
A am also athesit btw.
It's funny to see fans of carlin who lost the whole message by focusing on one joke or one view and turning against each other he called that shit
Thoughts and prayers and you play a clip of George Carlin. Now, is that kind of very ironic.
Prayers and George in same video??🤣👍🤦
GOAT
what about keith white and marlin black
Love it!
I miss you so much 😰😰😰😰
Man, he forgot the bombing on Serbia
It’s America there’s too much wars to count
It’s like trying to remember all the human arteries
Serbia got what it deserved killed thousands u must be American
...as usual!
THE KING OF THRUTH
Lol.....fuckin'with people ! 🤭🌼🤭
Goerge is Alex Jones just didn’t know it!
To start a video containing George Carlin with thoughts and prayers must be irony.
He's acturally so right on the money cause it's how funny it's true and I believe it is right
This country is great that I can call pple idiots and I win
"the only national anthem with rockets and bombs in the god dammed thing" wow
Thoughts and prayers? George would tear you a new one for that. He was an atheist.
Without Pryor and Carlin keeping America straight on its wrongs, we are...well...YOU know.
now we got internet the ratings are skyrocketing!!!we got pandemia and war!!!
Wasn't the first clip post Serbia?
Balkans Aren't White to Slavic and Oriental.
@1:10 and he keeps going for the 30,000 people who agree! Again @4:35
9:15
I'm dead rotfctfu 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
Love Carlin, and I love his thoughts on war, but the Ukr/Rus tags aren't really insightful. Carlin's insights are scathing for the American mentality and american experience of war and war lust. I think it's reflective of a kind of American exceptionalism to assume all American material is just automatically related by default. The context matters, and the history matters. Carlin is going to get clicks regardless - he's timeless. I just think Carlin is best when discussing the American mentality towards war, but y'all might disagree.
True & HILARIOUS.
That's what USA DO.
😄🔥😄
not really relevant to the ukraine/russia conflict, but some uncomfortable truth in there...
The moral of what he said is wars are useless the top nations degrades the smallest countries
Very relevant it is. Uncomfortable, too.
and civilians in russia
Why do I fell that no-one else put it as straight as he did?
Serbia was white. And guess what? Arabs are white as well.
Ukraine Russia War? Dude, clickbait
Interesting at the beginning "thoughts and prayers" only go to Ukraine why just Ukraine and not Russians too?
It's funny to think that george carlin wouldve been called a conservative now days lmao. If only he could've known lmfao. He would've gotten a kick out of this fucking shit.
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Shame on you using George Caring to get views!
"Thoughts and prayers go out to all the civilians in Ukraine."
And yet you share a video of Carlin.
Oh the irony...
why is that irony? to quote carlin, "i love this country and i wouldnt have it ANY other way."
so what's your point? in a free society, we have the ability* to change things unlike garbage can Russia invading Ukraine's home and trying to wipe them off the map. you want irony? look in the mirror. you think you know something, but you don't know anything. there's nothing wrong with having compassion for civilians killed in a wer. and if it's because it has a religious prayer attached to it, ill show up at YOUR funeral and punch your loved ones in the mouth for even mentioning God, those religious morons.
I find this comparison to be disgusting. I know what you were trying to achieve, but the shit russia does to Ukraine is not comparable to what USA did to middle east.
Lets see. Russian reason to start a military operation in Ukraine. 1st to stop NATO expansion towards the Russian boarders even though US and NATO had an agreement that they would never do. 2nd. The poppet installed leader of Ukraine was for 10 years killing Russian Ukrainian civilians.
US REASON TO ATTACK IRAQ.
US government causation that Iraq was sitting on a huge pole of weapons of mass killing, so they attacked Iraq and carpet bombed every inch of Iraq’s land. Killed over 1 million civilians which 400 thousand were children.
AFTER THE ENTIRE IRAQ WAS DESTROYED
MR. BUSH SAYS NO WEAPON, buy joking and laughing acting like a clown that he is looking under the podium and joking NO NO WEAPNS HERE, and the rest of the evil government were laughing so hard that they almost Peed in their pants.
Thats just one comparison between what Russia has done and what US did.
How so?
You mean Great Russia vs (lesser) Little Russia. No matter how you carve Russia up, it will always be Russia. And it will always be Great.
how do you deal with rodnichok XD?
The world is a lesser place since that man died.
I'm not sure the words "Thoughts and Prayers" and "George Carlin" can be put in the same sentence with a straight face. I feel for Ukraine, but I'd much rather we do something useful like arms and money than "Thoughts and Prayers".
George and John Prine are somewhere collaborating on some amazingly profound and funny songs about this shitshow we have going on here at Earth.capatilismaxxedoutversion