My first day in Ark: "oh wow is that a basilo in the water I see? I thought they live in deep ocean and this one just chilling here near the beach" It was sarco. Directed by Robert. B. Weide
@@kviju my first unicorn encounter was strange So I was a level 11 Bob and very new to ark me and my friend saw a whit horse with a horn said "cool" we wanted to tame it but eh skipped becuse we didn't know how to so we just left XD
Just get a beaver and max ONLY the melee damage, then pick it up and you're warm enough to not lose hp. For the most part. Otherwise, get better fur armor.
@@nikolajkvistpedersen5151 Even then, it has to be like a lvl 100+ otter, and they aren't exactly the most common creature around lol; at least if you need to tame a quetzal that likely will land in murder snow.
Despite of all this. it's the best map I have ever played on in Ark. There was not a single spot I didn't know about every ratthole, mesh hole, underated Alpha spots everything that map was goated
@@dynestis2875 i think they only (or atleast most often) spawn on ragnorok. They're super common in the water at viking bay on ragnarok (the place where theres a big carcass near blue obi), they're supposed to be water creatures but their progamming is hilariously bad so they just get out of the water when they want to. They dont even have a walking animation, they just float
Trailer: Genesis pt 2 will be released on March Reality: Genesis pt 2 will be delayed until the end of spring, and no, it still will have a huge amount of bugs
I remember the early days of ark, like the beginning, I was soloing the island doing well, another place popped up near mine, he couldn’t ever find my place but I could see his. Constant war though as we always fought over the same metal resources, one day we are warring as usual when a pack of T rexes come out of nowhere. At the same time we both turned and ran like the cowards we truly were. I had a bronto at my base and a few other tames, he had a lot of Dodos 😂 And raptors. The rexes went for his base first, and I said not like this, charged in with everything I had. Then an alpha raptor joined the party. Together we lost everything had a laugh then we tribed up together and went from there. It only gets worse 😂
I died of laughter at the part where those guys just imprisoned him then was making fun of him and then a creature (which looked like knifehead) came and killed them Edit: I looked closer and saw it was a mana
I'm commenting now halfway through the video and can honestly say that my mouths been open like a garbage can spewing odorous laughter at my ceiling for the exact length of the whole video.
ARK: Trailer vs ARK: Reality Don't even need to label it for Ragnarok, back when I played ARK when it first came out trailers were always wildly different from the game. Especially graphics.
2:33 this made me remember an old filipino parody song of 'i believe i can fly' when im still in elementary. "I believe i can fly~🎵 Tumalon sa tulay~🎵 Kinain ng crocodile~🎵 Paguwi gutay gutay~🎵"
I remember when me an some friends played I got captured and I was talking mad crap that my teammates were going to rescue me 30mins later we were all caged up lmfao
Awesome video. The only thing I'd have liked to see is Ride of the Valkyries being played while you're on a Pteranadon fleeing wyverns after stealing one of their eggs.
Ngl i went into the icequeen boss with a crossbow, flame arrow, and a single 5k hp direwolf. I beaten it because my wolf fell and got stuck in a spot where i cant be hit, and the aggro is still on it
- GIGA POV - im gonna get u.. I’m gonna get u.. got u hehe this was fun - Survivors POV - OH LORD PLEASE HELP MY SINNER SOUL - Horse POV - RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN.. Poo break.. RUN RUN RUN RUN.. Oh darn I’m outta stam guess we better wait till I get mo- ~Death~
Ah yes the viking bay one of the coolest spot of the map were we deside to start a base with my friends and thought it was a very nice spot ... until we realise it was the only spawn spot for crabe monster and that t-rex, raptor and sabertooth fall non stop from the hill above the beach righ onto our houses
the way he and his unicorn fall to their death with the main theme playing in the background
like that's it
that's the Ark experience
What makes it funnier that it already is is when a random player jumps down with him and he makes a scream while Kapro all leaping at the same time
Ark: you're cold
The guy: *is literally burning alive*
Idk why but it's true
Ark: YOUR FREEZING GET SOME WARMTH NOOWWWWWWWWW
Me: literally burning rn
Just stand on a fire, as long as you have good health
EDIT: DOES NOT WORK
@@Ewyn4851 Maybe you are cold because your skin burned off. :D
@@SokkingBTtulaj yea maybe
Ark’s logic 🤷♂️
You forgot the part where everyone has swamp fever and purposely gives it to you
HA I just ruined your perfect 69 upvotes and don’t feel remorse about ir
@@mr.whalecharge6049 o my god what a psychopath!
@@mr.whalecharge6049 This isn’t Reddit
wat a swamp fever XD
Swamp fever was actually pretty good it gave you straight up 20% speed buff with a slight health and meele debuff
2:33 this part is the best,in my opinion
the kapro spawns is true for every map
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
😂 Yeap lol
It is for sure XD
I died laughing when I saw them leaping at the same time trying to kill the player XDDDDD
My first day in Ark: "oh wow is that a basilo in the water I see? I thought they live in deep ocean and this one just chilling here near the beach"
It was sarco. Directed by Robert. B. Weide
Omg same " oh! What's this dino doing here!? Oh...wait NOOO!"
Not on Mobile. Basilos tend to spawn near at the coast and ocean cliffs down to the abyss.
i defeated sarco ez i lured it to attack my parasaur (which has a lot of health) then slowly killed the sarco with a stone axe
@@i.show.fard69 you really braggin bout killing a sarco? Most players have done it, and chances are the one you killed was low level
2:43 whole game in five seconds
Trailer: Riding Unicorns into battle along side your tribe
Reality: Rides unicorn at 10fps while running from giga
He just sacrificed a unicorn to make this thing
Two actually...
@@kviju my first unicorn encounter was strange
So I was a level 11 Bob and very new to ark me and my friend saw a whit horse with a horn said "cool" we wanted to tame it but eh skipped becuse we didn't know how to so we just left XD
@@raptorshark4195 😎😎😎
Probably spawned it in
I usually always find a unicorn when I just go to Highlands on ragnarok xD
lvl 75 bobs that have 300 melee waiting for u at the blue ob 😂
😂😂
That's not funny it legit happens lol
@@wire--ninja9479ik i was obbing my wyvern then a bob came up to me, i had nightmares about it
If you upload at the blue ob then you are the real bob ☠️
and you get swamp fewer😏😆corona lol😆
Unicorn couldn't make the jump. Landed in a hell storm and got ripped to shreds lmao best part
love when you’re cold all the time and die from the injuries of being cold lmao so accurate
If you go in winter ragonark it will kill faster and I called is the “murder snow”
@@richbaladhay3072 murder murder snow exists too
Got to have like max fortitude
60 below...
Especially love the part where you cant go 5ft into the snow biomes before you start quickly dying of hypothermia, even in full fur armor.
Just get a beaver and max ONLY the melee damage, then pick it up and you're warm enough to not lose hp. For the most part. Otherwise, get better fur armor.
@@nikolajkvistpedersen5151 can you pick up a beaver?? You mean the Castoroides?
@@luizzm I meant an odder, mb. Casteroides is only good for gathering wood.
@@luizzm You can pick up beavers with tames though.
@@nikolajkvistpedersen5151 Even then, it has to be like a lvl 100+ otter, and they aren't exactly the most common creature around lol; at least if you need to tame a quetzal that likely will land in murder snow.
Despite of all this. it's the best map I have ever played on in Ark. There was not a single spot I didn't know about every ratthole, mesh hole, underated Alpha spots everything that map was goated
dude the flying lobsters get me at viking bay every time lmaoooo
We called them land-lobsters. They are every Bob's worst nightmare
I have never seen any of these
@@dynestis2875 i think they only (or atleast most often) spawn on ragnorok. They're super common in the water at viking bay on ragnarok (the place where theres a big carcass near blue obi), they're supposed to be water creatures but their progamming is hilariously bad so they just get out of the water when they want to. They dont even have a walking animation, they just float
@@Mrdestiny17 _every bobs_ everyone's worst knightmare
@@aduckonaplane3816 they are at the very bottom ocean of island
I love the deformed wivern lol
@Cat man whats next you gonna make him you gonna make him translate it into jacobean english
Lol yeah I always forget to spell it
Lol
@Cat man Correcting someones grammar is as low as you can get
Hey, I never someone love me
The managarmr and thatch hut is too true.
Iv'e never seen that death before were the screen zooms out like that.
That makes me laugh so hard.
At 3:10 I felt that it happens everytime I join a new server lol
Yeah everytime for me too without fail.
This is why I absolutely hate playing PVP. I'm a single player person now.
@@pleasurebird why don’t you play pve?
@@papato680 I do play pve whenever I play with friends, and sometimes I like to go onto servers, but I mostly enjoy a single player experience.
I know that always happens from past experiences
:(
Life is lie
And sometimes, it's funny
Lol
Life is lie hmmmmmm
Well you a hater
@@kittysnake1961 a life hater ? Mine yes
Highlands on Rag: Spawn the rarest, most fragile creature in the game
Also Highlands:
*haha giga go b r r r*
Trailer: Genesis pt 2 will be released on March
Reality: Genesis pt 2 will be delayed until the end of spring, and no, it still will have a huge amount of bugs
It was confirmed to be delayed till May already
It was supposed to come out this past winter initially lol.
@@thylaking1397 so it's the second time they delayed it?
@@mastermind4499 ye
@@xenodragon77 it must be luck haha my birthdays in may
1:17 thats a 100% a ice wyvern
You do remember the og ice wyvern right? Just a recoloured lightning wyvern with recoloured fire breath
Before the unique model was finished
Love the chaos at the end, really caught me off guard. You should do more with that, its more entertaining than other ark youtube videos
2:28 this part made me laugh so hard
Had me crying in laughter, when he tried to fight em off I was just dying
POV: you enter Florida
That unicorn flew away secretly
0:14 The dude running after his horse died had me on the floor
I was literally playing ragnarok for 9 hours straight today and I see this after getting off, absolutely amazing, I love these videos !!
A random managmr attacking everything in sight is too relatable 😔
we definetly need a disclaimer in this video like "no Horses are harmed in this video"
I remember the early days of ark, like the beginning, I was soloing the island doing well, another place popped up near mine, he couldn’t ever find my place but I could see his.
Constant war though as we always fought over the same metal resources, one day we are warring as usual when a pack of T rexes come out of nowhere. At the same time we both turned and ran like the cowards we truly were.
I had a bronto at my base and a few other tames, he had a lot of Dodos 😂
And raptors.
The rexes went for his base first, and I said not like this, charged in with everything I had.
Then an alpha raptor joined the party.
Together we lost everything had a laugh then we tribed up together and went from there.
It only gets worse 😂
As a ark player I can vouch that this vid is 100 percent realistic
I died of laughter at the part where those guys just imprisoned him then was making fun of him and then a creature (which looked like knifehead) came and killed them
Edit: I looked closer and saw it was a mana
that moment when you join a server and you get trapped when you spawn *Then your max lvl friend comes with 20 gigas*
4:58 Why did this crack me up and the music made it better😂
2:40 had me finally laugh😂
Literally on fire
ARK: your cold you should go find some warmth
EVERY GAME NEEDS TO HIRE YOU FOR TRAILER MAKING
*is on fire*
Ark: You're cold, you should find some warmth.
Me: On point.
I'm commenting now halfway through the video and can honestly say that my mouths been open like a garbage can spewing odorous laughter at my ceiling for the exact length of the whole video.
ARK: Trailer vs ARK: Reality
Don't even need to label it for Ragnarok, back when I played ARK when it first came out trailers were always wildly different from the game. Especially graphics.
The turrets on Viking Vay lol
The kaprosuchus part killed me lmaoo.
I think when they were at the castle the griffins should get swarmed by bats but it was still funny
That actually did happen on our first try
@@raptorshark4195 should of kept it in alongside with the unicorn thing
And this is why I play on a private server, avoiding all of these issues except for flying water scorpions.
2:33 this made me remember an old filipino parody song of 'i believe i can fly' when im still in elementary.
"I believe i can fly~🎵
Tumalon sa tulay~🎵
Kinain ng crocodile~🎵
Paguwi gutay gutay~🎵"
0:55 you forgot the dying to antimesh part when you get knocked in the lava cave
I remember when me an some friends played I got captured and I was talking mad crap that my teammates were going to rescue me 30mins later we were all caged up lmfao
“Your could,find some warmth soon”
Proceeds to get evaporated by flames of a wyvern
Awesome video. The only thing I'd have liked to see is Ride of the Valkyries being played while you're on a Pteranadon fleeing wyverns after stealing one of their eggs.
2:40 is so relatable this literally happens to me every time I try to do a parkour jump in this game
Ark, the only game where even the weather is out to break your legs
snail never changes no matter how many games they do this to
Amazing video. Loved the mana and thatch hut part... so true.... so so true.....
Ngl i went into the icequeen boss with a crossbow, flame arrow, and a single 5k hp direwolf.
I beaten it because my wolf fell and got stuck in a spot where i cant be hit, and the aggro is still on it
ark when you are in a volcano: YOU ARE LITERALLY DYING GET OUT OF HERE
also ark when you go inside the lava: you are warm but you are also dead
I love the music part where the giga is chasing them lol
Omg!! Had me rolling!! Yea I can relate to every scene lmfao 😂😂😂😂
3:17
I was dying 😭 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
Bro your so underrated
OMG FINALY ANOTHER THIS UR VIDS ARE AMAZING
I laughed the whole time. xD This is so true !
You did a great job for the edit =)
The way the trailer Laughts at you for being a noob Aka the fire wyvern attack
This is so freaking true. But you forgot the part were your internet kills itself while your in the middle taming a Giga
Or when your in pvp
2:56 best footage
Keep it up raptor shark these vids are great
The horse jump is really funny
4:56 NOW THATS A GOOD AMOUNT OF BLACK PEARLS
1:45 that's why you come there with med breweries and Giga or good shotguns
Trailer don’t show that
Truly. this is the picasso of great thumbnails
I stumbled across the frame by accident. One of the best mistakes in my life
@@raptorshark4195 xD
2:34 Epic moment
Tbh I live a peaceful life on the grasslands of which I named dead mans valley for.......reasons.......
Ive been killed about a 1000 times in Ark. I make metal swords armor and everything and then someone knocks me out and kills me :(
Damn sure I now have a six pack gut just from laughing.
This stuff is truly inspirational! Definitely a double big brain play.
*0:24* ''You're cold. You should find warmth soon. '' 💀 He is literally burning to death
Licorne + pont +saut = échecs et mort 🤣 merci pour le fou rire 😅🤩
THE UNICORN LMFAO THIS IS THE FUNNIES THING ON EARHT
I put a lot of time into Ragnorok. Didn’t say I had any fun
02:37 This brought a whole new meaning to Ascension.
1:54 best legit part
I remember when the scorpions could rub onto the beach. That was the first time I found out they were even in the game.
the guy running away after his horse died
This person has had some bad experiences with Manas, huh?
Amigo tus videos son los mejores sigue asi me gusta lo mucho que te esfuerzas en hacer lo que haces cuidate.
Mehr von diesen Videos bitte 😂😂
that GIGAN is the best part
4:08 an angel sound should have came on when the mana came
Ragnarok reality:
Free kits
The amount of trrrible botters and hackers on this map is absurd
@@raptorshark4195 wdym, on officials ?
Is on fire
“You are cold”
The Giga just randomly appears LOL
- GIGA POV - im gonna get u.. I’m gonna get u.. got u hehe this was fun
- Survivors POV - OH LORD PLEASE HELP MY SINNER SOUL
- Horse POV - RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN.. Poo break.. RUN RUN RUN RUN.. Oh darn I’m outta stam guess we better wait till I get mo- ~Death~
your burning and you feel cold lol ...
Ice worm queen trailer : shit, im gonna die
Ice worm queen reality : ,yummy !😂👌
amazing video
What makes it look like the trailer is by turning up the graphics
Ah yes the viking bay one of the coolest spot of the map were we deside to start a base with my friends and thought it was a very nice spot ... until we realise it was the only spawn spot for crabe monster and that t-rex, raptor and sabertooth fall non stop from the hill above the beach righ onto our houses
Why are these so brutally true
The mana everytime its funny. You could bring in every scene a mana and it would be funny
LOL! Awesome! Every bit definitely the real Ark!
That part with the giga and the griffins😂
I mean it’s literally a complete remake of how people play this game
Me:throws otter to get black pearls and silica pearls
Otter:kills fish
Kapro: kills otter