Eminem’s MUM Made A Diss Track About Him
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- Опубликовано: 28 ноя 2022
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Eminem’s mother made a diss track about him over a decade ago. Clearly Eminem's mum has no place in the rap game. The 3 and a half minute song is painful to sit through, and when you listen to the diss track it is obvious that when Eminem says “for me to rap like a computer must be in my genes”, he is definitely not talking about genetics.
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he meant *jeans* as in a computer in his pocket
Yeah, he's so good with his wordplay 😆 Rhymes "Mom" & "Time" (The Kids) and "Rascal" & "Asshole" (Fack). Always good to listen through an Eminem song and work out a bar you didn't catch the first time. I'll admit the genes/jeans in RapGod flew over my head the first time, then it made sense. So good!
Because he got a laptop in his back pocket
Have you never heard of a double entendre
@@GiantSnowbaII his pen goes off when he half-cocks it
You must be new to hip hop
Girls: "our pockers are so small!"
Eminem: "I got a computer in my jeans"
i got a laptop in my back pocket*
Here’s the entire real god lyrics for no apparent reason:Look, I was gonna go easy on you not to hurt your feelings
But I'm only going to get this one chance (six minutes-, six minutes-)
Something's wrong, I can feel it (six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on!)
Just a feeling I've got, like something's about to happen, but I don't know what
If that means what I think it means, we're in trouble, big trouble
And if he is as bananas as you say, I'm not taking any chances
You are just what the doc ordered
I'm beginnin' to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
Now, who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box?
They said I rap like a robot, so call me Rap-bot
But for me to rap like a computer, it must be in my genes
I got a laptop in my back pocket
My pen'll go off when I half-cock it
Got a fat knot from that rap profit
Made a livin' and a killin' off it
Ever since Bill Clinton was still in office
With Monica Lewinsky feelin' on his nutsack
I'm an MC still as honest
But as rude and as indecent as all hell
Syllables, skill-a-holic (kill 'em all with)
This flippity dippity-hippity hip-hop
You don't really wanna get into a pissin' match
With this rappity brat, packin' a MAC in the back of the Ac'
Backpack rap crap, yap-yap, yackety-yack
And at the exact same time, I attempt these lyrical acrobat stunts while I'm practicin' that
I'll still be able to break a motherfuckin' table
Over the back of a couple of faggots and crack it in half
Only realized it was ironic, I was signed to Aftermath after the fact
How could I not blow? All I do is drop F-bombs
Feel my wrath of attack
Rappers are havin' a rough time period, here's a maxi pad
It's actually disastrously bad for the wack
While I'm masterfully constructing this masterpièce
'Cause I'm beginnin' to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
Now, who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box?
Let me show you maintainin' this shit ain't that hard, that hard
Everybody want the key and the secret to rap immortality like Ι have got
Well, to be truthful the blueprint's
Simply rage and youthful exuberance
Everybody loves to root for a nuisance
Hit the Earth like an asteroid
Did nothing but shoot for the Moon since (pew!)
MCs get taken to school with this music
'Cause I use it as a vehicle to "Bus the rhyme"
Now I lead a new school full of students
Me? I'm a product of Rakim
Lakim Shabazz, 2Pac, N.W.A, Cube, hey Doc, Ren
Yella, Eazy, thank you, they got Slim
Inspired enough to one day grow up, blow up and be in a position
To meet Run-D.M.C., induct them
Into the motherfuckin' Rock and Roll Hall of Fame
Even though I'll walk in the church and burst in a ball of flames
Only Hall of Fame I'll be inducted in is the alcohol of fame
On the wall of shame
You fags think it's all a game, 'til I walk a flock of flames
Off a plank and, tell me what in the fuck are you thinkin'?
Little gay-lookin' boy
So gay, I can barely say it with a straight face, lookin' boy (ha-ha!)
You're witnessin' a mass-occur
Like you're watching a church gathering take place, lookin' boy
"Oy vey, that boy's gay!" That's all they say, lookin' boy
You get a thumbs up, pat on the back
And a "Way to go" from your label every day, lookin' boy
Hey, lookin' boy! What you say, lookin' boy?
I get a "Hell, yeah" from Dre, lookin' boy
I'ma work for everything I have, never asked nobody for shit
Get outta my face, lookin' boy!
Basically, boy, you're never gonna be capable
Of keepin' up with the same pace, lookin' boy, 'cause-
I'm beginnin' to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
The way I'm racin' around the track, call me NASCAR, NASCAR
Dale Earnhardt of the trailer park, the White Trash God
Kneel before General Zod
This planet's Krypton-, no, Asgard, Asgard
So you'll be Thor and I'll be Odin
You rodent, I'm omnipotent
Let off, then I'm reloadin'
Immediately with these bombs I'm totin'
And I should not be woken
I'm the walkin' dead, but I'm just a talkin' head, a zombie floatin'
But I got your mom deep-throatin'
I'm out my Ramen Noodle
We have nothin' in common, poodle
I'm a Doberman, pinch yourself in the arm and pay homage, pupil
It's me, my honesty's brutal
But it's honestly futile if I don't utilize what I do though
For good at least once in a while
So I wanna make sure somewhere in this chicken scratch I scribble and doodle enough rhymes
To maybe try to help get some people through tough times
But I gotta keep a few punchlines
Just in case 'cause even you unsigned
Rappers are hungry lookin' at me like it's lunchtime
I know there was a time where once I
Was king of the underground
But I still rap like I'm on my Pharoahe Monch grind
So I crunch rhymes, but sometimes when you combine
Appeal with the skin color of mine
You get too big and here they come tryin'
To censor you like that one line
I said on "I'm Back" from The Mathers LP 1 when I
Tried to say I'll take seven kids from Columbine
Put 'em all in a line, add an AK-47, a revolver and a .9
See if I get away with it now that I ain't as big as I was, but I'm
Morphin' into an immortal, comin' through the portal
You're stuck in a time warp from 2004 though
And I don't know what the fuck that you rhyme for
You're pointless as Rapunzel with fuckin' cornrows
You write normal? Fuck being normal!
And I just bought a new raygun from the future
Just to come and shoot ya, like when Fabolous made Ray J mad
'Cause Fab said he looked like a fag at Mayweather's pad
Singin' to a man while he played piano
Man, oh man, that was a 24-7 special on the cable channel
So Ray J went straight to the radio station
The very next day, "Hey Fab, I'ma kill you!"
Lyrics comin' at you at supersonic speed (J.J. Fad)
Uh, summa-lumma, dooma-lumma, you assumin' I'm a human
What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman?
Innovative and I'm made of rubber so that anything
You say is ricochetin' off of me, and it'll glue to you and
I'm devastating, more than ever demonstrating
How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating
Never fading, and I know the haters are forever waiting
For the day that they can say I fell off, they'll be celebrating
'Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated
I make elevating music, you make elevator music
"Oh, he's too mainstream"
Well, that's what they do when they get jealous, they confuse it
"It's not hip-hop, it's pop, " 'cause I found a hella way to fuse it
With rock, shock rap with Doc
Throw on "Lose Yourself" and make 'em lose it
I don't know how to make songs like that
I don't know what words to use
Let me know when it occurs to you
While I'm rippin' any one of these verses that versus you
It's curtains, I'm inadvertently hurtin' you
How many verses I gotta murder to
Prove that if you were half as nice, your songs you could sacrifice virgins too?
Ugh, school flunky, pill junkie
But look at the accolades these skills brung me
Full of myself, but still hungry
I bully myself 'cause I make me do what I put my mind to
And I'm a million leagues above you
Ill when I speak in tongues, but it's still tongue-in-cheek, fuck you
I'm drunk, so, Satan, take the fucking wheel
I'ma sleep in the front seat
Bumpin' Heavy D and the Boyz, still "Chunky but Funky"
But in my head, there's something I can feel tugging and struggling
Angels fight with devils and here's what they want from me
They're askin' me to eliminate some of the women hate
But if you take into consideration the bitter hatred
I have, then you may be a little patient
And more sympathetic to the situation
And understand the discrimination
But fuck it, life's handin' you lemons? Make lemonade then!
But if I can't batter the women
How the fuck am I supposed to bake them a cake then?
Don't mistake him for Satan; it's a fatal mistake
If you think I need to be overseas and take a vacation
To trip a broad, and make her fall on her face and
Don't be a retard, be a king? Think not
Why be a king when you can be a god?
@@irhanplayz9337 my pen’ll go off when I half-cock it
A cell phone is a computer
@@SlimothyJimothy621 yeah, it comes from compute and the suffix -er. Even back in the day, NASA called the people who collected data "computers"
She said she never did drugs look at her face she has 😂
She prolly just look hideous just like the girl in your pfp
she unironically looks like the skull emoji💀
@@Feddyfazbor not just on ironically but like unabashedly as well
What I said she can lie about it all she wants the truth is literally all over her face
That and plastic surgery fr she boutta be Micheal jackson
To everyone asking, the diss track is called Dear Marshall. It's basically a RUclips appology video with a beat in the background with the same chords interrupting
Dear Marshall
I'm sorry I am your mother, let me honest
It takes a mother to birth a man, but I am not responsive
You poor soul @@CoolScratcher
@@CoolScratcher I look at me and wish your grandpa would've wore a condom
@@CoolScratcherW kendrick reference
he really got a laptop in his back pocket
The next line is literally “I got a laptop in my back pocket.”
I GOT A LAPTOP IN MY BACK POCKET🗣️🗣️🚨🔥
noooooooooooo you stole my comment
Why would you think he meant in his genetics?
He's got a laptop in his back pocket
Girls: our pockets are so small
Eminim: I got laptop in my back pocket
He meant jeans as in a laptop in his backpocket
He's making a joke
Yep. Never heard it, heard *about* it tho.
Its not even a song! Its just her yappin with a beat in the backround
Proof got em his rap skills not his mom
💀 damn
bro is devious for not showing the song 😭😭😭
“But for me to rap like a computer must be in my genes, I got a laptop in my back pocket”
-Eminem
𝐉𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐬
"I got a laptop in my backpocket"
Em-rap god-2016
“I GOT A LAPTOP IN MY BACK POCKET”🗣️🗣️🔥🔥
“MY PEN’LL GO OFF WHEN I HALF-COCK IT” 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥
The computer is in his JEANS, as in “theirs a laptop in my back pocket”.
Sick
He said
For me to rap like a computer be in jeans
I got a laptop in my back pockey
When I listened to that song, I was waiting for it to start, then it just ended
I tried to listen to it and almost ended it but went back to em
I got a laptop in my back pocket
Talks about Eminem’s moms diss but never plays it.
Me: now I’ll never hear
It’s called Dear Marshall
He has a laptop in his back pocket.
bro cooked em's mom to death and thought we wouldn't notice 😭🙏
LETS SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT OF WHATS BEEN GOING ON 🗣️🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
"I got a laptop in my back pocket"
This is a robbery
No this is Partick
he’s talking about the laptop in his back pocket
No, he meant genes. That's Eminem he's all about the double meaning "for me to rap like a computer must be in my genes, I gotta laptop in my back pocket" he meant both genes and jeans
I got a laptop in my back pocket 😆
She was surprisingly better than a lotta folks lmao.
His mom didn’t even rhyme 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
i thought he meant the laptop in his back pocket
I gotta laptop in my back pocket
Some doors have
She is gorgeous !
Shes a drug addict💀 and shes far from it
Tbf for someone with no experience it’s not bad
LOL
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When I first heard about this years ago at first I thought she was actually gunna rap then I was like, “what the fuck is this?” 😂
Apparently he has a micro chip 😂
The fact that she sued her child is telling. Idc, you do not publicly embarrass or try to take from your children. You don't owe them anything after they are adults, real parents do because they love their kids. You don't owe ur parents anything, they brought you here!!!. Idc what he did U DONT TRY TO TAKE OR SUE UR CHILDREN. In this context.
(There are situations where it would be called for. I mean in this situation. )
Eminem mewd 🧏🏼♂️
Im not about to play with her not a diss track🤭🤣😭💀
EYE
Its only talking bruh
Rap god!?
Over a decade ago? That was like 20 years ago champ.
That’s over a decade ago
wow iits rap god
Drake's father also made a song in 2022
Why are there like 16 different british youtubers that all sound the same?
To much
What are you talking about he did not dis his mother in rap god it was actually cleaning out my closet
Is that the rap god or other song
What's the song called
😂😂😂😂😂
Was it even a diss track all she did was say sorry and that she made mistakes?
Bro she sounds like the ai voice
Jeans not geanes
WAS
What is the song called
whats the song called
you
Rap god chain ⛓️
🎵I’m beginning to feel like a rap god, rap god, all my people from the front to the back nod back nod🎵
@@Cooking-Croissant Now who thinks that arms are long enough to slap box slap box
they say i rap like a robot so call me rap bot (rap bot) but for me to rap like a computer must be in my genes I got a laptop in my back pocket
Whats the songs name😭
dear marshal
What is the name? I NEED to listen to it 😂
Uts called dear marshall
Whats the name
Does anybobdy know wh his dad is?
Song name
just listened to it and this shit is SO ASS 🔥🔥🔥
Oh yeah its horrible. Must have made it with her $1600 of defermation settlement money 😂😂😂
🧢
Name?
its called dear marshall
What’s the diss track called? 💀
It's ' dear Marshall ' or smth
@@roodyremirez ty
It's shady made me and her songs suck
Even drake is better 😭
The song is soo badd
He shouldn’t have spoke about about her
You again, you need help
@@ronnnstark1935
If you’re talking to me. I assume you’re very young and immaturei also am glad I’m not your mother or girlfriend to think that it’s OK to talk like that to the whole freaking world about your mother and mother of your kid. He should’ve spoke to them personally, not the whole world. But I understand if you’re young and maybe you got a lot of issues going on.
Wat is it
Dear Marshall I think
I got a laptop in my back pocket
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