I've spoken to Jimmy Carr in the street near the BBC in London. He was leaving the BBC building after an interview and he's really a nice guy, we spoke about comedy and how he really loves his job, he did comedy because he was shy as a young man and wanted to impress his friends.
He is a nice guy does lots for charity loves animals been married to the same woman for over 20 years waits for all the fans after every gig for autographs ect just makes the worst jokes ever 😂
@@e55ex36 ah yeah I always say that automatically for people in long term relationships old fashioned i guess lol yeah i half forgot yeah theyre just long term relationship lol
Mong - I think is an oldfashioned slang term for people with Downs Syndrome, I think it derived from the term "Mongoloid". Generally used as an insult (particularly schoolyard) to someone who didn't have DS. Obviously, it's a word that has been considered highly offensive for a long time now (decades), and is no longer used. A bit like the way people use "retard" as an insult in recent times.
Anything from Goodness Gracious Me its mainly the same 4 people 2 men 2 women acting and writing The Vicar of Dibley mainly written and staring Dawn French
Male British comedy is a gold mine - Billy Connolly ( Colonoscopy , Dwarf on a bus ) , Peter Kaye ( misheard lyrics , hecklers ) ,Harry Enfield ( try the offensive chemist or American tourists in UK )
Russell Peters is someone you might want to check out. He is an East Indian Canadian. He's great at doing accents and probably has the most diverse audience of anyone.
Lee Evans is my favourite stand up comedian who comes from here in England. He is just the best and he is very Animated. 💂♂️💂♂️🇬🇧🇬🇧🏴🏴💙💛🇺🇦🇺🇦
Great reaction! A few female comedians have already been mentioned elsewhere and I concur, but my new favorite is *Diane Morgan as Philomena Cunk Best Bits* Please start with the best bits and later with topics, like PC on America, PC on Great Britain, etc.🗽👑
A man and his son were in the park, when they came across 2 dogs doing it. The son ask his dad, what are those dogs doing over there? The father thinking fast, says well one dog is sick and the other one is pushing him to the hospital.
Bit late, but I'd recommend Diane Spencer - Exquisite Bad Taste - it's not quickfire jokes and not AS harsh as this, but I think she's great and she certainly goes there.
3 friends leaving a party, one was a wearing Dallas Cowboys cap, one was wearing a 49ers cap, and the other was wearing a Steelers cap. They were walking along the road and came across a naked lady laying face up and was dead. The 49er fan took off his cap and covered the lady's left breast, the Steeler fan, followed suit and used his cap to cover the lady's right breast, the Cowboy fan reluctantly put his cap over the lady's bush. By now the police had arrived checking over the scene and writing notes in a little tablet. He lifted the 49ers cap looked at it and the left breast then recovered it, and wrote a note in his little pad. The cop then lifted the Steeler cap, looked at the cap then the breast and recovered it, and jotted down another note. Well the officer then lifted the Cowboys cap, looked at the cap, then the bush, then recovered it, started to write a new note but stopped, he picked up the Cowboys cap and again looked at the cap then the bush, but hesitated and for the third time picked up the Cowboys cap looked at it and the bush again, by now the other two fans was asking the cop, what are you doing you keep looking at her bush what are you a pervert? why are you not adding this to your report? Well the cop says, it's just that usually when I look under a Cowboys cap I find a asshole.
Black humour allows you to cope through laughter extreme horrible occurrences. You see this a lot with Drs and nurses and soldiers who deal with horrific things It's a coping mechanism
Jimmy is FAF I reckon. Yeah some jokes are pretty raw...but still FAF 🤣 Its just jokes so all good 🙂🙃👍 & from all sources,he really is an extremely nice bloke. Female comedians..try one of our Aussie Sheila's..Kitty Flanagan. Shes a good laugh 😁 Also for blokes,Carl Baron is a classic Aussie comedian well worth checking! ..or Jimeoin.(pronounced Jim Owen)..An Irish Australian comedian. Also bloody funny😆 See ya next time guys 👍 ✌️❤️ 🇦🇺
so this skunk, a deer, and a giraffe go into a bar and start ordering up some drinks on tab. After they each had a number of drinks, the bar tender says to them, you guys had your drinks, now I want to see some money. Looking at the skunk, skunk says I don't have a scent, the deer says I don't have a buck, the giraffe says, well the high balls are on me
Suggestions: comedy from Andrew Shultz (he’s amazing and very smart) and Matt riffe! And also more songs from Whitney Houston, Michael Jackson and Rihanna
Best female comedian to go down a rabbit hole with, pun fully intended, is Nikki Glaser. Her jokes are fast like Jimmy Carr and equally offensive. She does a lot of the celebrity roasts.
Female comedians- Natasha Leggero, Nikki Glaser, Sarah Silverman, Iliza Shlesinger, Jen Kirkman, Wendy Liebman, Whitney Cummings, Maria Bamford. Have Fun.
The funniest female comedian is Fortune Feimster. Try her! I've been waiting for a breakthrough female comic and she is funny and stars in the new Netflix series FUBAR with Arnold Schwarzenegger. Great series!!
Femaliennes: I liked Phyllis Diller. Didn't laugh, just liked her. Liked Nikki Glaser twice on roastings and never afterward, same with that plump jewish lesbian senator's daughter or niece I forgot h......Amy Shumer. Liked her once and never again afterward. J Law has her funny moments in talking shows, but not comedy-dense enough for a reacting videograph.
Love Jimmy Carr, seen him a few times live, but got to be honest I thought that the collection you reacted to was pretty poor tbh, you guys did a good job though despite this
he do'es quite a bit for charity he went to a military hospital when soldiers were coming back with bad injuries and did a bit of a show and his comedy is the same as soldiers.
I like these compilation shows, but I actually think they miss out on a bit of the.. nuances of the actual shows from where these jokes come. If you just try to find the most daring jokes and place them after eachother it gets a bit too.. packed.. If you get a plethora of different types of jokes, some banter with the audience, etc.. you will be a bit more.. in the right spirit of things, so the extreme jokes become a bit more of a.. "surprise", and then it will also be more of the.. "Gawking laugh" experience.. Surprise is a huge part of comedy. When it comes to Carr he actually pads a lot of his worst jokes.. in some of his stage shows he have addressed the actual complaints that sometmes happens in the media, and explain his current position, and how it is often just a matter of the contrast between expected and unexpected (and that the tension about tabu subjects also can increase the laughter when it releases into the actual laughing at the joke of it).. When it comes to the last joke here him dissecting the joke was part of the padding, but also he warned the audience before saying it, so it became a matter of a joined effort to tell the risky joke, so the audience was kind of.. "in on it"..They were prepared and were "included" in the fact that it wasn't intended to be a straight joke, and then he defused it afterwards aswell. I think my favourite example of when he mentioned how people react negatively to his jokes is when he said something similar to.. "we are just trying to have a laugh, I mean it's not like someone learned anything tonight.. I ~hope~ no one learned anything... ". Another thing he has mentioned (that I also have experienced) is that the people who take offense often take offense on behalf of someone else. I can tell jokes based on Race, bu tnot ANY joke based on race. I know there is a difference to laugh ABOUT something (f.ex. if the hue of someone's skin relates to a missunderstanding), or laughing ~at~.. ~someone~.. both those words matter a lot. The thing is; I have told a lot of the jokes where I want to know whether I am out of line to a lot of people from Africa that I know on facebook.. Not neccesarily a "good metric" as this IS people who know me and know I am not a hostile person, so they don't worry about "me" and therefore can only look at the joke.. and. .most of them just laughs.. Prehaps the most common joke I tel where ethnicity is part of it relates to prejudices.. and.. actually in some of those we ARE laughing "at" someone, but in those case it is usually the racists that gets laughed at.. Some people are just quick to look for the bad, and get up on the palisades. But for some reason no one seem to think that fat-jokes are offensive. I personally dislike when fat people are portrayed as slobs, unattractive, and/or without self-control. I would absolutely complain about feeling offended (for myself) when it comes to Simpsons, Family Guy, pretty much every stand-up-comedian who go for the cheap jokes, "Fat Bastard" from the Austin Powers movie.. OR.. the portrayal of obese people in Little Britain, or for that matter the movie "Dodge-ball".. but.. I don't.. 'cause they are funny.. and.. I'd prefer to keep the humour around.. but I CAN see that there are a shitload of prejudices and the normalcy in portraying fat people as if they constantly are walking around with grease over their bodies SERIOUSLY affect society.. Mere exposure effect is a real thing.. but.. we can't look too hard at humour.. I just wish more people started realizing tha toverweight/obese people can be hygienic.. and.. SHUOLD be viewed as viable partners for romance.. and so on. but.. media constantly try to spread the message that we aren't attractive and that it is our faut for being pigs.. Do I have beef? Yes.. Do I want the humour to die.. no. If anything I'd prefer there to be more counter-points.. perhaps not even in humour form, but we ARE the forgotten group. We are people where it is still perfectly okay to just tell us straight to our face that we are not desirable, and that it is our fault, and then exclude us from things.
so this guy sits down at the bar orders up a drink, he spots a native american girl at the end of the bar, and says, bartender give that cute indian girl a drink on me. Bartender reply's, can't do it C P will get me, to which the guy ask C P? bartender yeah city police she's a minor.. A few drinks later he again tell the bartender to give the cute indian girl a drink. Bartender say's can't do it S P will get me, guy ask S P? Yeah state police she's under age, okay say's the guy. A little while later the girl gets up and leaves, shortly after that the guy gets up and leaves. A couple hours later the guy returns to the bar, but he is all beat up, scratches and abrasions clothes all torn up. The bartender ask what the hell happened to you? The guy say's F B I got me. The bartender ask F B I? Yeah the guy say's Fucking Big Indian.
Sarah Millican is a great female comedian. And if you want risqué, look up her husband too - Gary Delaney. If Jimmy is dangerous, then Gary is a fucking maniac.
I've spoken to Jimmy Carr in the street near the BBC in London. He was leaving the BBC building after an interview and he's really a nice guy, we spoke about comedy and how he really loves his job, he did comedy because he was shy as a young man and wanted to impress his friends.
He is a nice guy does lots for charity loves animals been married to the same woman for over 20 years waits for all the fans after every gig for autographs ect just makes the worst jokes ever 😂
Jimmy never married
@ceeyum to be fair, the legal UK definition of a wedding vs a civil partnership are not the same. It was a fair comment
@@e55ex36 ah yeah I always say that automatically for people in long term relationships old fashioned i guess lol yeah i half forgot yeah theyre just long term relationship lol
@ceeyumYou seem fun at parties.
He sleeps with prostitutes in their 20s behind his familys back. One of them things you can’t prove but he has his seedy side unfortunately.
Mong - I think is an oldfashioned slang term for people with Downs Syndrome, I think it derived from the term "Mongoloid". Generally used as an insult (particularly schoolyard) to someone who didn't have DS. Obviously, it's a word that has been considered highly offensive for a long time now (decades), and is no longer used. A bit like the way people use "retard" as an insult in recent times.
Its also a group of people in china. Except spelled hmong.
@@91GT347Yes but in this context, Melanie is 100% correct.
In South Africa they’re known as mongols..
I love how he made an Oklahoma City bombing joke about a remembrance garden. Because yes, it was a fertilizer bomb.
Sarah Millican, Victoria Wood (especially the ballad of Barry and Frieda), Olga Koch, Catherine Tate are some amazing female comedians
Yes great choices
Thanks for the suggestions!
Anything from Goodness Gracious Me its mainly the same 4 people 2 men 2 women acting and writing
The Vicar of Dibley mainly written and staring Dawn French
Catherine Tate as Nan and Sarah Millican is brilliant.
@@Joemama551228
Male British comedy is a gold mine - Billy Connolly ( Colonoscopy , Dwarf on a bus ) , Peter Kaye ( misheard lyrics , hecklers ) ,Harry Enfield ( try the offensive chemist or American tourists in UK )
Love Jimmy Carr 😆😂🤣 thank you both 👍😁🇬🇧
As someone else mentioned, Catherine Tate did a great sketch called "Offensive Translator" it is very, very funny, well worth a watch.
You two are the most deadpan reactors I think I have ever seen.... 🧐🤔😶😶😶🤐🤭😁😁😁
Russell Peters is someone you might want to check out. He is an East Indian Canadian. He's great at doing accents and probably has the most diverse audience of anyone.
Female comedians:
Iliza Shlesinger, Taylor Tomlinson, Anjelah Johnson, & Katherine Ryan. Katherine Ryan has some bits with Jimmy Carr!
You can basically say anything in the UK. You won't get cancelled unless it's something major. They are just jokes and that's all
That's changing very fast though
@@seattlesound2023No it's not.
@@TequilaToothpick go say that to Nigel farage
@@seattlesound2023 Nigel Farage has not been cancelled. He's been everywhere complaining about his bad financial management.
Lee Evans is my favourite stand up comedian who comes from here in England. He is just the best and he is very Animated. 💂♂️💂♂️🇬🇧🇬🇧🏴🏴💙💛🇺🇦🇺🇦
Great reaction! A few female comedians have already been mentioned elsewhere and I concur, but my new favorite is *Diane Morgan as Philomena Cunk Best Bits* Please start with the best bits and later with topics, like PC on America, PC on Great Britain, etc.🗽👑
Frankie Boyle is the king of risky jokes
He was a writer for Jimmy Carr before he made his own name, some of these jokes are most likely his
The controversy bit in his Wikipedia page is epic.
Frankie is an incredible stand up,pure class
A man and his son were in the park, when they came across 2 dogs doing it. The son ask his dad, what are those dogs doing over there? The father thinking fast, says well one dog is sick and the other one is pushing him to the hospital.
Have a look at Sarah Millican she is great she has a Geordie Accent.
I love watching Americans reacting to comedy that they don’t get or understand. The blank faces say it all.
Female Comedian:
Sara Millican.
Has several standup specials and she is great!
Really funny lady.
Im on a break so i just stopped by to wish you two a fantastic weekend stay safe 🤠
Thanks for stopping by! You too!
@@barsandbarbells2022 pleasures all mine 👍
I've seen him live a couple of years ago. I laughed so much that i had muscle ache
Nice one guys👍 A mong is an offensive slang term for a person with down syndrome, it was quite the playground jibe in the 80s I remember.
swings and roundabouts means the same as 6 of one half a dozen the other way And roundabout means a merry go round
He looks like a haunted ventriloquist doll come to life!
Bit late, but I'd recommend Diane Spencer - Exquisite Bad Taste - it's not quickfire jokes and not AS harsh as this, but I think she's great and she certainly goes there.
Lov jimmy carr jokes
She is way too sweet to listen to Jimmy Carr.
3 friends leaving a party, one was a wearing Dallas Cowboys cap, one was wearing a 49ers cap, and the other was wearing a Steelers cap. They were walking along the road and came across a naked lady laying face up and was dead. The 49er fan took off his cap and covered the lady's left breast, the Steeler fan, followed suit and used his cap to cover the lady's right breast, the Cowboy fan reluctantly put his cap over the lady's bush.
By now the police had arrived checking over the scene and writing notes in a little tablet. He lifted the 49ers cap looked at it and the left breast then recovered it, and wrote a note in his little pad. The cop then lifted the Steeler cap, looked at the cap then the breast and recovered it, and jotted down another note. Well the officer then lifted the Cowboys cap, looked at the cap, then the bush, then recovered it, started to write a new note but stopped, he picked up the Cowboys cap and again looked at the cap then the bush, but hesitated and for the third time picked up the Cowboys cap looked at it and the bush again, by now the other two fans was asking the cop, what are you doing you keep looking at her bush what are you a pervert? why are you not adding this to your report? Well the cop says, it's just that usually when I look under a Cowboys cap I find a asshole.
Sarah Millican, but being Americans you might need subtitles on, she's from "up north"
And not funny
Im british and ill admit our humour csn be dark simetimes but your instinct is still to laugh
Black humour allows you to cope through laughter extreme horrible occurrences. You see this a lot with Drs and nurses and soldiers who deal with horrific things
It's a coping mechanism
Taylor Tomlinson is one of the best female comics.
Nothing is off limits with him.
Mong (Mongol) was a slang word for someone with Down syndrome. It's not used today due to it being quite offensive!
Lov jimmy carr jokes 😊
As for a female comedian "Sarah millican" is a great one to look at. She's really funny
Jimmy is FAF I reckon.
Yeah some jokes are pretty raw...but still FAF 🤣 Its just jokes so all good 🙂🙃👍
& from all sources,he really is an extremely nice bloke.
Female comedians..try one of our Aussie Sheila's..Kitty Flanagan. Shes a good laugh 😁
Also for blokes,Carl Baron is a classic Aussie comedian well worth checking!
..or Jimeoin.(pronounced Jim Owen)..An Irish Australian comedian. Also bloody funny😆
See ya next time guys 👍
✌️❤️
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I just had a Brain Wave .... Jimmy Carr would make a Brilliant James Bond Villian! ?
4:10 I am guessing that as Americans, they are not sure of how the word ring is used in the UK.
A few helirous female comedians are:
Nikki Glaser (listen to her roasts), Ali Wong, Iliza Shlesinger, Tig Notaro and Kathleen Madigan to start with.
so this skunk, a deer, and a giraffe go into a bar and start ordering up some drinks on tab. After they each had a number of drinks, the bar tender says to them, you guys had your drinks, now I want to see some money. Looking at the skunk, skunk says I don't have a scent, the deer says I don't have a buck, the giraffe says, well the high balls are on me
Love jimmy in 9 out of 10 cats do countdown 😂😂😂😂😂
8 out of 10
"...aside from glory holes?"
Sarah Millican
look up : Jimmy Carr - the nasty show
Jo Brand is a really good female comedian.
Female comedian - Sarah Millican
Suggestions: comedy from Andrew Shultz (he’s amazing and very smart) and Matt riffe! And also more songs from Whitney Houston, Michael Jackson and Rihanna
For more Jimmy Carr see:
8 Out of 10 Cats
8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown
I Literally Just Told You
Frankie Boyle, Kevin Bridges, Billy Connolly
You guys should check out Al Murray. I think you'll enjoy his humour and intellect and obviously Ricky Gervais stand up routines.
Try Kathleen Madigan, she is a hilarious female comedian!
Mong is short slang for Mongoloid which was the name given to Downs Syndrome sufferers well before political correction.
He’s also a graduate of Cambridge University
Taylor Tomlinson is a female comic that I think is great.
Best female comedian to go down a rabbit hole with, pun fully intended, is Nikki Glaser. Her jokes are fast like Jimmy Carr and equally offensive. She does a lot of the celebrity roasts.
Diane Spencer
Katherine ryan
Sarah millican
Frankie Boyle
Doug Stanhope
“What’s a mong?” You do NOT want an answer to that…!
Female comedians- Natasha Leggero, Nikki Glaser, Sarah Silverman, Iliza Shlesinger, Jen Kirkman, Wendy Liebman, Whitney Cummings, Maria Bamford. Have Fun.
Steve Hughs the Apollo
I thought this was funnier than the first one 😊
Sarah Miilican all day
The funniest female comedian is Fortune Feimster. Try her! I've been waiting for a breakthrough female comic and she is funny and stars in the new Netflix series FUBAR with Arnold Schwarzenegger. Great series!!
❤ your videos 👍
Jimmy Carr roasting the audience is worth a try.
I second that. 😊
Taylor Tomlinson
1:00 don't forget Jim Jefferies!
Uk based.... he speaks english!..
Jimmy is a really nice guy, but he has captured a niche in the comedy market, he's always pushing the envelope.
I'm going to agree with some others, Sarah Millican.
frankie boyle [michael jacksons childrens hospital ]
Try looking at Rodney Rude Old one from Aussie
"mong" is short for "Mongolism," which is an obsolete (and very offensive) medical term for Down Syndrome
Femaliennes: I liked Phyllis Diller. Didn't laugh, just liked her. Liked Nikki Glaser twice on roastings and never afterward, same with that plump jewish lesbian senator's daughter or niece I forgot h......Amy Shumer. Liked her once and never again afterward. J Law has her funny moments in talking shows, but not comedy-dense enough for a reacting videograph.
Definitely Sarah Milicsn.
Love Jimmy Carr, seen him a few times live, but got to be honest I thought that the collection you reacted to was pretty poor tbh, you guys did a good job though despite this
Look up frankie boyle riskiest jokes, he's a Scottish comedian or roy chbby brown who's brilliant too 👌
Watch Catherine Tate’s posh family series
he do'es quite a bit for charity he went to a military hospital when soldiers were coming back with bad injuries and did a bit of a show and his comedy is the same as soldiers.
Micky Flanagan, One video for Chubby Brown and clean but funny Mick Miller.
😂Lee Evans football
If you want a good British comedienne then Victoria Wood was the best for stand-up.
I find Paula Poundstone funny.
Please watch Micky Flanagan. Another English comedian you might like.
I like these compilation shows, but I actually think they miss out on a bit of the.. nuances of the actual shows from where these jokes come. If you just try to find the most daring jokes and place them after eachother it gets a bit too.. packed.. If you get a plethora of different types of jokes, some banter with the audience, etc.. you will be a bit more.. in the right spirit of things, so the extreme jokes become a bit more of a.. "surprise", and then it will also be more of the.. "Gawking laugh" experience.. Surprise is a huge part of comedy. When it comes to Carr he actually pads a lot of his worst jokes.. in some of his stage shows he have addressed the actual complaints that sometmes happens in the media, and explain his current position, and how it is often just a matter of the contrast between expected and unexpected (and that the tension about tabu subjects also can increase the laughter when it releases into the actual laughing at the joke of it).. When it comes to the last joke here him dissecting the joke was part of the padding, but also he warned the audience before saying it, so it became a matter of a joined effort to tell the risky joke, so the audience was kind of.. "in on it"..They were prepared and were "included" in the fact that it wasn't intended to be a straight joke, and then he defused it afterwards aswell.
I think my favourite example of when he mentioned how people react negatively to his jokes is when he said something similar to.. "we are just trying to have a laugh, I mean it's not like someone learned anything tonight.. I ~hope~ no one learned anything... ".
Another thing he has mentioned (that I also have experienced) is that the people who take offense often take offense on behalf of someone else. I can tell jokes based on Race, bu tnot ANY joke based on race. I know there is a difference to laugh ABOUT something (f.ex. if the hue of someone's skin relates to a missunderstanding), or laughing ~at~.. ~someone~.. both those words matter a lot. The thing is; I have told a lot of the jokes where I want to know whether I am out of line to a lot of people from Africa that I know on facebook.. Not neccesarily a "good metric" as this IS people who know me and know I am not a hostile person, so they don't worry about "me" and therefore can only look at the joke.. and. .most of them just laughs.. Prehaps the most common joke I tel where ethnicity is part of it relates to prejudices.. and.. actually in some of those we ARE laughing "at" someone, but in those case it is usually the racists that gets laughed at.. Some people are just quick to look for the bad, and get up on the palisades.
But for some reason no one seem to think that fat-jokes are offensive. I personally dislike when fat people are portrayed as slobs, unattractive, and/or without self-control. I would absolutely complain about feeling offended (for myself) when it comes to Simpsons, Family Guy, pretty much every stand-up-comedian who go for the cheap jokes, "Fat Bastard" from the Austin Powers movie.. OR.. the portrayal of obese people in Little Britain, or for that matter the movie "Dodge-ball".. but.. I don't..
'cause they are funny.. and.. I'd prefer to keep the humour around.. but I CAN see that there are a shitload of prejudices and the normalcy in portraying fat people as if they constantly are walking around with grease over their bodies SERIOUSLY affect society.. Mere exposure effect is a real thing.. but.. we can't look too hard at humour.. I just wish more people started realizing tha toverweight/obese people can be hygienic.. and.. SHUOLD be viewed as viable partners for romance.. and so on. but.. media constantly try to spread the message that we aren't attractive and that it is our faut for being pigs.. Do I have beef? Yes.. Do I want the humour to die.. no. If anything I'd prefer there to be more counter-points.. perhaps not even in humour form, but we ARE the forgotten group. We are people where it is still perfectly okay to just tell us straight to our face that we are not desirable, and that it is our fault, and then exclude us from things.
10:19 Mong is an offensive slang term for someone with mental disabilities, specifically Down Syndrome.
Jim Jeffreys enough said!
you should try watching the videos of gary delaney's dirtiest jokes
Please try Gary Delaney one liners 🇬🇧 😂😂😂enjoy
Hi love your reaction videos there is an amazing female comedian her name is Sarah millican thank you will like her 😊
Cool, thanks!
Sarah millican is great
Sarah Millican is a female comedian you should have a look at
Frankie Boyle audiance anhiliation
Lee Evans jokes about his wife
All good comedians
A Mong is an abbreviation for Mongul. The term used now is Downs syndrome.
Check out the celebrity roasts comedy central
hes not gay
12:32
so this guy sits down at the bar orders up a drink, he spots a native american girl at the end of the bar, and says, bartender give that cute indian girl a drink on me. Bartender reply's, can't do it C P will get me, to which the guy ask C P? bartender yeah city police she's a minor.. A few drinks later he again tell the bartender to give the cute indian girl a drink. Bartender say's can't do it S P will get me, guy ask S P? Yeah state police she's under age, okay say's the guy. A little while later the girl gets up and leaves, shortly after that the guy gets up and leaves. A couple hours later the guy returns to the bar, but he is all beat up, scratches and abrasions clothes all torn up. The bartender ask what the hell happened to you? The guy say's F B I got me. The bartender ask F B I? Yeah the guy say's Fucking Big Indian.
Don’t mistake an act for his real personality
You should do some Eight and a half cats videos!
Sarah Millican is a great female comedian.
And if you want risqué, look up her husband too - Gary Delaney. If Jimmy is dangerous, then Gary is a fucking maniac.