Congratulations, Kuro, Mousey, and Twilight Sparkle on your twins -- I'm sorry, I can't with a straight face on this. It's just too much. You can't tell in the text, but I'm laughing every couple words. It just keeps on escalating, man. Would it be too out of pocket to call the twins 'Nina' and 'Mysta?' How about 'Pomu' and 'JoCat?" Or am I being evil? I can't tell anymore, this is just that bad.
I'm sorry to have to specify, but unfortunately it's not a graduation, but a termination (no farewell stream. Just a farewell letter in which she thanked the fans and said goodbye): The reason is that Yozora Mel broke the NDA agreement, just like Rushia two years ago....but at least in Mel's case, it was an unintentional accident. Unfortunately, rules are rules and regardless of the circumstances, Cover had to take the measures required by the situation. At least, the two parts parted ways by mutual agreement and with mutual respect, thus saving Mel from much worse consequences (for an NDA breach, termination is the minimum consequence. They could even take her to court, if they wanted).
im gonna be honest i didn't watch much of the orange fox detective so idk if he already did most of this but genuinely love how kuro feels very free to do so many things as himself and make so many different jokes with little to no contract boundaries (seemingly). i tbink the detective fox graduation was majorly a good thing ❤️
Crazy how this happened considering Twilight Sparkle is also my wife. It's crazy sometimes who she spends time with in our open relationship. Hope Kuro can find love and support from someone special someday. Maybe Bubi. He'd definitely be a good sugar daddy at the very least, right?
MPreg! How fun! You certainly don't see that every day!! In fact I only remember reading about 1 XY Male who gave birth, though he was only like...93-98% XY Male. Which is actually a real thing, you can look it up. So happy for Kuro's future child and I hope he gets the Child Support he needs for his new baby!
This Is Gold, Don't Miss it👇
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"Please give me a pregnant model variant, instead" Kuro playing with fire.
Watch Brian from Iron vertex send a preg model to kuro later today. 🤣🤣🤣
dear lord
And now draw him giving birth? 😹
We all know it's not Kuro who's pregnant, it's Mika 🤗
Idk but like i used to see so much mpreg art with his past life model lmao😂
I actually thought this was legit, especially seeing that title. But then Kuro mentioned he was pergante, thank the heavens.
Holy shit me to
In light of recent development with Pomu and Mel.... that's a fair reaction.
@@VandalAudi Now i'm confused, i guess i live under a rock but context please.
Okay i feel stupid, had the wrong mel on my mind
@@joey_f4ke238 oh, it's just Pomu Rainpuff graduated and Yozora Mel got terminated (both are talents from NijisanjiEN and Holo JP respectively)
oh no, not the pergnanante variation again.
Kuro really pulling the “I’m pregante and your the father” card on Gunrun.
Can’t believe Kuro’s having Gunrun’s child, wonder what his wife Twilight Sparkle thinks about this?
She down. Rumors says she has multiple husbands. Very parasocial pony erm lady
The baby's name should be some combination of Gunrun and Kuro's names. I suggest Guro, surely there's nothing wrong with that.
I hope the vtuber model for Guro is a Green Shark boy. I don't think there's anything wrong with that.
KunRun
*BRO*
But what if it's a girl, should we name it--*TACKLED BY TRADEMARK LAWYERS*
Im sorry but than name just makes me remind of the sub genre of ero-guro, and if you don't know what that is please don't
This man continues to scare fans each day. THE GRADUATION PTSD ISN'T OVER!
Well... best wishes to Kuro. And the child.
*children
They have twins
damn, i wish him the best. Pregnancy is no laughing matter, it's really hard.
Its funny that pregnancy is really hard, and its also the result of something really hard.
honestly, i had a couple aunts, heck even my mom, go through that. thoughts, prayers, and my condolences.
you guys are treating pregnancy like it's the end of the world 🤣
Bruh, with Mika, Selen, Pomu, MatPat and Yozora Mel, I actually got scared by this.
one of these is not like the others
Don't forget Tom Scott and Seth Everman
@@Stevonicus Unfortunately, those were never on my recommendations, so I never knew of them until now.
@@Stevonicusthough iirc didn't scott say he was just going on an indefinite break after his 10 years and not just completely quitting?
MatPat was my oshi
Honestly, this clip is just proof how much better off Kuro is. Can you imagine him trying to pull a joke like this at his previous job?
Kuro should collab with Melody more, they both seem to have a weird humiliation kink 😳
Idk, they seem like fairly typical and average humiliation kinks to me.
Nothing especially different compared to other humiliation kinds 😂
Damn!!! Cannot believe Kuro graduating after getting pregnant, lol
Does that mean kuro is not a "shojo" anymore...
He took it in the butt from gunrun, confirmed.
gonna become a pshounen now.
@@konaqua122 oooo the v stand for .... make sense the p now
@@yanakipang You are welcome :)
Congratulations, Kuro, Mousey, and Twilight Sparkle on your twins -- I'm sorry, I can't with a straight face on this. It's just too much. You can't tell in the text, but I'm laughing every couple words. It just keeps on escalating, man.
Would it be too out of pocket to call the twins 'Nina' and 'Mysta?' How about 'Pomu' and 'JoCat?" Or am I being evil? I can't tell anymore, this is just that bad.
Fr, i genuinely think Pomu is bouta get napped by VShojo. Nijisanji is losing their best as time goes on, and VShojo is just profiting off the stonks.
How does JoCat fit in that list? Have I missed something?
bumping this so i can stay in the loop
@@NTN_music
@@NTN_music JoCat got cancelled for his 'I Like Girls' video.
@@BNutsThat seems like a stupid thing to get canceled over.
＄1000 a week in child support? Yo whats this baby drinking liquid platinum 😂
Kuro has some debts to repay
Glad for this joke. Mel graduating really killed the mood
I'm sorry to have to specify, but unfortunately it's not a graduation, but a termination (no farewell stream. Just a farewell letter in which she thanked the fans and said goodbye): The reason is that Yozora Mel broke the NDA agreement, just like Rushia two years ago....but at least in Mel's case, it was an unintentional accident. Unfortunately, rules are rules and regardless of the circumstances, Cover had to take the measures required by the situation. At least, the two parts parted ways by mutual agreement and with mutual respect, thus saving Mel from much worse consequences (for an NDA breach, termination is the minimum consequence. They could even take her to court, if they wanted).
Now we wait for the mad lad to actually show up on stream with a preggo model lmao
im gonna be honest i didn't watch much of the orange fox detective so idk if he already did most of this but genuinely love how kuro feels very free to do so many things as himself and make so many different jokes with little to no contract boundaries (seemingly). i tbink the detective fox graduation was majorly a good thing ❤️
Shit I didn't realize it was him LMAOO I did recognize by the voice though.
Its sad but Good luck to him with the Gregnancy
The sound level difference between the two lines is so huge it's either Ironmouse/silence or deaf/Kuro.
I almost fell for it.
What a sub goal, props to Kuro for the commitment to the bit!
Cool clip ironmouse saying mpreg.
After you know what by now it's good to have something to laugh from the community.
Let's see how long it'll take Kuro to get out of Hololive next.
Should be fairly easy, break the nda and your most probably out. I think he could get a sub 24h on that one.
Crazy how this happened considering Twilight Sparkle is also my wife. It's crazy sometimes who she spends time with in our open relationship. Hope Kuro can find love and support from someone special someday. Maybe Bubi. He'd definitely be a good sugar daddy at the very least, right?
god kuro, never change. im glad i get to see more people try to grapple with his personality
It was a good run boys
I swear I will sub to him if Kuro gets a pregnant model.
reminder: this is mr "trees don't produce oxygen"
Thought it was real, but then Kuro said he was Gregnant, bullet dodged there
GIVE THIS MAN AN OSCAR HE SAID ALL THAT SO SERIOUSLY!
You know what would be hilarious is if Gunrun actually played into the joke and actually MADE a model for it.
Gunrun was probably watching the stream, watching what Kuro would do with this prompt
Dude, sending this to your boss! SORRY GUNRUN
The best part... Kuro would be the only one to get away with this...
He will be in Nijisanji within a month
MPreg! How fun! You certainly don't see that every day!! In fact I only remember reading about 1 XY Male who gave birth, though he was only like...93-98% XY Male. Which is actually a real thing, you can look it up. So happy for Kuro's future child and I hope he gets the Child Support he needs for his new baby!
Rest is peace Kuro.... so young... had a great life ahead of him... but he just couldn't beat the mpreg allegations.
I got scared for a second there😂
DAMN Kuro, thanks for giving me the first heart attack of the year😂 I really needed it
Ahhh... the birth of a meme...
*sips coffee*
Who’s gonna pay the child support
mpreg is a movie file format for computers. Hope this helps. Not accepting any other answers.
imagine if he actually gets the pergante assets lmao
Damn, that sucks. Congratz on the baby tho-
Congratulations to the couple and their Matter Baby…
I thought something didn't quite seem right XD OMFG I laughed to hard when he got to the pregnant part omfg
Damn the timing of this video in my feed gave me a heart attack.
Wellp, whatever his choice, I hope he finds happiness in his next journey, at least he can still use this Kuro model, right? 😢
You fell for it
Bro didn’t even watch the clip
Idk if this is extreme sarcasm or an unironic whoosh
Omg kuro pregnant, and you fell for it
Fun clip !
Goddamn it Kuro 😂
Bro can’t take twilight sparkle from mordecai
Oh my god, I saw the first 5 words before going to back to homepage and lost it before reading the end. 2024 really doing stuff to me
No because this made my heart drop reading the title and then he said “I found out I was pregnant” 😂
I'm now imagining things that I would rather not imagine
Title scared the heck out of me
Gunran, you PROMISED I couldn't get pregante if we did it in a hottub!!!
I was fooled by the title of this videos. He had me fooled. 😂
The reason ICANT😂😂😂😂
Havent had time to finish the vod so its my first time listening to this and omg Kuro 😭😂
what a super cursed day to have ears and imagination - but go ahead and give him a Pregnant Model, that will be surely be beautiful
I was there when he made that, oh boy, was he playing with fire.
Mpreg is cursed. I imagine someday Ironmouse will have a preg model just because she has a million models. 😂
I seen this live on Mousey’s stream , this shet was so cursed 🤣
you got me on the first half ngl
I'd never clicked so fast in my entire life like I did this moment. Phew.
Mouseys reaction is killing me more then Kuros words 😂
Why does that Kuro from thumbnail look so chad somehow 💀
I can't believe he's cheating on Twilight Sparkle, the audacity 😤😤😤😤
He's like Wheatley from Portal 2 lol
i almost choke on my own saliva when i see the title 🤣
OMG.. like, Dude gon all out XDD
Damn, I can't believe Kuro is gregnant. That's crazy, man.
had me in the first half ngl
Selen got terminated
For a moment i thought this was legit till i head "im pregnant" and then i started busting out laughing
that is a very pink model
amazingly cursed.
You can live stream the child birth just censor your balls.
That combined with a “from your sugar/baby daddy” should be his reply
i hope he gets that model
Lmao the ending
Ngl i want them to make a pregnant kuro model fr. Itd be fucking hilarious
Congrats kuro?
P-p-p-pregananant!?
YES PLEASE 😂
ok am i going blind or its just the video that is blurred?
So kuro never was the first guy in vshojo...
Cdawgva and Bubj beat him
haters aren’t gonna watch this and just screencap the thumbnail
He might not pregnant but he might be father.... wink
How did this happen lmfso
It probably her that he left
Hey wait that's Snuffy's wife!
No if kuro left it be bad since he first male vtuber to join the girls, and it be sad
it could be real. man pregananant
MPREG?
The heck!!! 😮
Just once instead of "graduate", I want to see a vtuber flunk out
My soul left my body from the cringe I felt- Im still looking for it
so this is the freedom that color company can never provide?
my mind is blowing.