I want to live to 165 and sex is a trick! | Eulogise Me: Ep 2 - Luke Chilton
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- Опубликовано: 28 сен 2024
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Welcome to Eulogise Me! The podcast where I invite my guest to write their own eulogy. I then get them to read it on the podcast, we discuss it and then see where it takes us!
This week I welcome Luke Chilton on to the pod. A raw and energetic comedian with an infections laugh and a kind heart!
Luke's Eulogy
We are gathered here today to mourn the loss of a truly stunning man. Luke Chilton.
A man we know well to be of unique, raw and omnipotent sexual magnetism. Incomparable achievement. Paradigm of dignity, strength and humbleness.
It was fitting for him to die in one on one combat with a disgruntled and furious Grizzly bear. The contest ultimately ruled a draw when they died in each others embrace. They began as enemies, yet the respect they awarded each other through the deadly dance of mortal combat meant they departed this world as brothers.
Luke gave his life in order to protect a group of big titted bikini babes who had visited the mountain side for a holiday and unthinkingly had lathered each others breasts in honey thus attracting the bear. They each confessed to having sex with Luke before he fought the bear. They said it was the best and most memorable time of their lives.
A victory for Luke would have been a certainty had he not refused to use his right hand in order to make the battle fair for the creature. For that was Luke. A man of ancient honour. A magnanimous man who turned evil to good, hate to love and water to moist pussy lube.
Looking out I see many men with wives. Luke fucked all of our wives, were we angered? Neigh, we rejoiced, how lucky our wives. How happy they returned to us and how we thanked Luke for improving our marriages from there on in. For this was the giving community focused generosity that Luke emanated.
At the age of 165, still blessed with Abbs and slung like a Prize horse, I look out I see his 40 wives and 300 children in deep sorrow. For today we truly mourn for the best person who may have ever lived.
Rest now eternal Luke Chilton, in the warm breasts of the Gods. You had the greatest penis we ever knew and ever will.
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Thats a great idea for a book... The podcast killer!
You better start working on it!
I am sorry but this eulogy is HILARIOUS
Haha! No need to apologise!
The right ticket to make my night shift fly by.... LETS GOOOOO!!!
I'll keep 'em coming!