Robin Hood Flops - A Lesson In Condescension

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  • Опубликовано: 27 авг 2024
  • Robin Hood (2018) is one of those terrible films that 250 people did a good job on. If it wasn’t for Gotti, starring a unconvincing doppelganger of John Travolta, it would easily be the worst major release of the year. But Gotti cost
    Robin Hood begins by telling us to forget what we know. Oh I’m sorry, I mean “forget what you know” I’m an English person.
    Or an Irish person. The filmmakers certainly couldn’t tell the difference.
    It’s loosely a Robin Hood story - a man, an archer, robs from the rich to give to the poor, and that’s about a similar to the tradition as it gets. Oh and it’s in the middle ages too, kind of.
    It more or less disregards the source material - which could work. I’m not against stories being told in different ways, what’s baffling is that the people behind Robin Hood, have no love for history, and no belief in their own audience’s ability to watch a movie that isn’t about themselves.
    Robin Hood is a lesson in why condescending to audiences is a bad idea - they don't like it.

Комментарии • 3,2 тыс.

  • @CatAtomic99
    @CatAtomic99 5 лет назад +810

    I was surprised they didn't call this movie just... "Hood", to be hip and edgy.

  • @zencyn4682
    @zencyn4682 5 лет назад +587

    "We wanted to make Robin Hood into more of a superhero, more of a badass"
    ...We have that. HE'S CALLED GREEN ARROW!

    • @radiofreeacab
      @radiofreeacab 5 лет назад +51

      @@stinkfinga4918 The Green Arrow is pretty specifically a populist/progressive hero who modeled himself after Robin Hood. It's a much stronger analogy than the two you've cited, and has made for some rather classic storytelling in his titular series.

    • @johnathonhaney8291
      @johnathonhaney8291 5 лет назад +27

      @@radiofreeacab Worth remembering: he didn't become that progressive character until Denny O'Neill and Neal Adams got ahold of him in the 1960s. Before that, he was a straight Robin Hood knockoff with some Batman flourishes.

    • @SA80TAGE
      @SA80TAGE 5 лет назад +17

      well duh... why do you think he has a black sidekick and a sassy female who can no doubt "look after herself but not really". It's only because of Arrows popularity on tv this film even got considered. 😆

    • @lordofduct
      @lordofduct 5 лет назад +5

      We have that. HE'S CALLED ROBIN HOOD!

    • @dystopia47
      @dystopia47 5 лет назад +6

      Piss poor idea. Hollywood needs to dissolve away from existence.

  • @moinwonderland9975
    @moinwonderland9975 5 лет назад +764

    The best Robin hood movie had a cartoon fox.

  • @Wrangler7295
    @Wrangler7295 5 лет назад +69

    “Make Robin Hood more of a bad ass character” is that chick for real? Literally the entire legend and story of Robin Hood is bad ass god damnit.

    • @ShanghaiRooster
      @ShanghaiRooster 4 года назад +13

      What she means is that they took Robin Hood, a character with his own unique qualities, and turned him into, basically, the same Schmollywood 'action hero' as in every other dumb big budget movie. Ridiculous overblown stunts and stupid explosions every five minutes to cover up how thin and lame the actual plot is - not that there's anything so much as a real plot, merely a series of plot devices leading up to an sfx set piece. And repeat.

  • @dorianleakey
    @dorianleakey 5 лет назад +252

    I am a 12th Century crusader knight and I was very offended, thank you for considering our feelings.

    • @APlayOfHopesAndFears
      @APlayOfHopesAndFears 5 лет назад +7

      Deus lo vult!

    • @ShifuCareaga
      @ShifuCareaga 5 лет назад +12

      Did you just assume your century?

    • @thoughtheglass
      @thoughtheglass 5 лет назад +6

      12th century crusaders are a vastly misunderstood minority

    • @CavemanJesus4Life
      @CavemanJesus4Life 5 лет назад +3

      I'm a Caveman, and I am insulted by this video. My intelligence has dropped to zero now, FACK!!!

    • @jm7720
      @jm7720 4 года назад

      STFU

  • @matiascandia4946
    @matiascandia4946 5 лет назад +555

    "we wanted to give robin hood fans..." WHAT ROBIN HOOD FANS!?

    • @steffanshurkin1123
      @steffanshurkin1123 5 лет назад +91

      I really wonder if Hollywood execs ever go outside or talk to anyone doesn't kiss their ass... wait, I answered my own question...

    • @snape6156
      @snape6156 5 лет назад +56

      Hi, we do exist

    • @arempy5836
      @arempy5836 5 лет назад +101

      While there are people invested in Robin Hood that you could call "fans" the way she said it came off as such a stock fucking phrase to promote a movie.

    • @Cendoria
      @Cendoria 5 лет назад +16

      Fans of the Mel Brooks version exist, not so sure about the rest. The Doctor Who episode was alright

    • @backchat8086
      @backchat8086 5 лет назад +12

      @TheGameRage1 ok but do you go to all the games and buy all the tshirts? 🤔

  • @sirrathersplendid4825
    @sirrathersplendid4825 5 лет назад +86

    Robin Hood meets Assassin's Creed meets Mission Impossible...

  • @gremgreene2725
    @gremgreene2725 5 лет назад +126

    I am glad it flopped.

  • @Bluehawk2008
    @Bluehawk2008 5 лет назад +593

    Violent wealth redistribution never looked so bourgeois.

    • @ultrademigod
      @ultrademigod 5 лет назад +13

      Perhaps this would have worked better as a retelling of the life of Napoleon.

    • @ahatt96
      @ahatt96 5 лет назад +36

      I've heard so many commie twats try to play that angle and I don't get it. Robin attacks corrupt noblemen who tax the shit out of the citizenry.

    • @Alejandro-te2nt
      @Alejandro-te2nt 5 лет назад +38

      @@ahatt96 so your beef with "commie twats" is that you felt the rebellion of oppressed laboring classes under feudalism was alright, cause fuck God, the king, the nobles and all that shit. But the (actually exists in our time) working class, oh no, oh heavens no, that rabble should surely bring our capitalist utopia to ruin should they come to power. you certainly aren't trying to suggest that Robin Hood is some sort of conservative individualist hero. That'd be ridiculous to suggest.

    • @frankmiller4550
      @frankmiller4550 5 лет назад +60

      @@Alejandro-te2nt the beef with commie twats is 100 million dead people.

    • @poisondamage2182
      @poisondamage2182 5 лет назад +20

      @@frankmiller4550 and... you know... all the other people died of capitalism

  • @doctorfrosty3546
    @doctorfrosty3546 5 лет назад +690

    Robin Hood: Men in Tights is still the best Robin Hood movie

    • @michaelcairns8778
      @michaelcairns8778 5 лет назад +9

      Definitely!

    • @arikwolf3777
      @arikwolf3777 5 лет назад +7

      I agree!

    • @lostwizard
      @lostwizard 5 лет назад +36

      "Don't just do something! Stand there!"

    • @dakkahead517
      @dakkahead517 5 лет назад +21

      WE'RE MEN

    • @gabrielf2432
      @gabrielf2432 5 лет назад +28

      The Adventures of Robin Hood, starring Errol Flynn, is. But Men in Tights takes second place, sure ;D

  • @coffeeroast7609
    @coffeeroast7609 5 лет назад +47

    A modern action style Robin Hood actually set in medieval times flopped? Nobody saw that coming.

    • @pasidinu8465
      @pasidinu8465 4 года назад +1

      that sucks. I didn't want to see archers playing call of duty in middle ages.

    • @viscountrainbows6452
      @viscountrainbows6452 3 года назад +1

      King Arthur: Legend Of The Sword, take a seat. This is the New Guy.

  • @patricklemire9278
    @patricklemire9278 5 лет назад +106

    Wild Wild West has been dethroned as worst historical action film.

    • @predabot__6778
      @predabot__6778 5 лет назад +2

      Dear god... I think you might actually be right. : o

    • @Fearofthemonster
      @Fearofthemonster 5 лет назад +6

      Isn't it steampunk?

    • @pypy1986820
      @pypy1986820 5 лет назад +12

      @@Fearofthemonster I think the movie just invented "Medieval Punk" genre that no one asked for...

    • @Fearofthemonster
      @Fearofthemonster 5 лет назад +2

      @@pypy1986820 heh, so true

    • @amirspellman3526
      @amirspellman3526 4 года назад

      First of all robin hood is not historic its made up its a fable stupid

  • @LudvigIndestrucable
    @LudvigIndestrucable 5 лет назад +195

    'forget everything you know.... we certainly did'

    • @Serahpin
      @Serahpin 5 лет назад +8

      You have to know something first before you can forget it.

    • @jangounchained5279
      @jangounchained5279 5 лет назад

      STAR FARCE WARS all over again.... Kylo at his worst

    • @lugbzurg8987
      @lugbzurg8987 5 лет назад +3

      That phrase is usually a pretty good indicator that it's gonna be terrible.
      Usually... I mean, it was used in a trailer for the 2004 American release of the Gen 3 Astro Boy series...

  • @DonnyBaker45
    @DonnyBaker45 5 лет назад +333

    I saw 5 seconds of the commercial before I knew I would never ever watch it.

    • @jamessnee7171
      @jamessnee7171 5 лет назад +13

      At first I thought it was some kind of Ninja - Karate Kid type movie from the commercial. Then it said Robin Hood and I just laughed.

    • @malachimeeker9480
      @malachimeeker9480 5 лет назад

      DonnyBaker45 same

    • @theposhdinosaur7276
      @theposhdinosaur7276 5 лет назад +3

      I saw the trailer and thought "who asked for this movie? Don't we have like a million like it already?"

  • @johnwatson3948
    @johnwatson3948 4 года назад +11

    I remember from a screenwriting book: “while you can’t prove modern ways and things did not exist in historical times, the audience knows they are from our time and it destroys believability”

  • @MegaJetty1
    @MegaJetty1 5 лет назад +400

    To me, the best Robin Hood movie will always be Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves. Nothing against the classic Errol Flynn movie, the Disney animated movie or the Men in Tights flick; I just prefer the first one I saw as a kid which was the one starring Kevin Costner. It felt like a fantasy come to life, not some terrible rewrite of history. It was dark and gritty yet at the same time it was light-hearted and fun. It was also the highest grossing take on Robin Hood in theaters and no other before or after has reached the same level. Same goes for the 1981 movie Excalibur being the best Arthurian Legend-based movie to date.

    • @scotta6823
      @scotta6823 5 лет назад +20

      MegaJetty1 absolutely right. Your description of dark and gritty but also light and fun was dead on. Well said. Rare a movie or show can accomplish that. 'Justified' comes to mind being able to accomplish the same effect

    • @MegaJetty1
      @MegaJetty1 5 лет назад +7

      Thanks. I also think its best to both the theatrical cut and the extended cut as both tell the same story in different ways. The theatrical is like I said, a fantasy set in a real time period, whereas the extended is less fantasy and more realistic (minor spoiler) with the Witch's magic being just a hoax and going more into the Sheriff's background than Robin's. Owning both gives you both sides of the same coin and which ever one you prefer is your choice.
      I like the theatrical for the fantasy elements and the extended for the Sheriff's background, hence I have both.

    • @kinggrouch3319
      @kinggrouch3319 5 лет назад +3

      Absolutely spot on! 👍🏻

    • @scotta6823
      @scotta6823 5 лет назад +7

      MegaJetty1 had no idea there was an extended cut. Add it to the xmas list

    • @Presbiter
      @Presbiter 5 лет назад +5

      Spot on, except for excalibur, I mean its a perfect film if you go for the legend, but there is another path the film with clive owen went, the realistic view of the legends, arthur being a roman general which in my opinion is up there with excalibur. Just two different takes of a story that both work perfectly... something that cant be said for the new robin hood or that new king arthur movies...both are pc fuckfests and give a damn about the legend or actual history

  • @MrHEC381991
    @MrHEC381991 5 лет назад +73

    "We're making/remaking it for a new generation" Leo DiCaprio is a producer and Bono's daughter is starring in it?
    *cough* TAX DEDUCTION *cough*

  • @GamePlayMetal
    @GamePlayMetal 5 лет назад +448

    The cinematography looks, like 95% of modern blockbusters, absolutely atrocious. That's 100$ million dollars well spent, Hollywood.

    • @enzorocha2977
      @enzorocha2977 5 лет назад +22

      You can even tell where and when they used bluescreens. There seems to be no effort to hide it, construct practical effects, and the myriad of sins that count as modern filmmaking these days.

    • @GamePlayMetal
      @GamePlayMetal 5 лет назад +38

      @@enzorocha2977 The biggest sin is that fucking teal and orange color grading. It ruins the vast, vast majority of modern films for me. And no one seems to notice or care. :(

    • @Zelnyair
      @Zelnyair 5 лет назад +4

      @@GamePlayMetal Believe me, that kills the Transformers movies for me, everything else aside, because it's just way too bright for me, to the point where everyone's skin looks sickly orange, and even in nighttime scenes I feel like I need sunglasses.
      And yes, I'm aware of looking so vibrant and telling you this.

    • @DriscolDevil
      @DriscolDevil 5 лет назад +5

      @@GamePlayMetal yeah nobody but you seems to notice, not counting the countless other people that have pointed out the blue and orange thing and explained it in depth.
      "Modern movies suck, boo hoo hoo, everything is remakes, nobody does new stuff"
      "Hey did you see get out/don't breath/it follows/a quiet place/ green room/ or any other recent movie that wasn't made for kids or a remake of something else?"
      "What? I have no idea what those movies are because they aren't based on anything, why would I take a chance on a movie I might not like?"
      That pretty much sums up this attitude. Complain that food today is just horrible but refusing to eat anything but shit.

    • @GamePlayMetal
      @GamePlayMetal 5 лет назад +5

      @Vilesentry Explaining it doesn't make it not shit and terrible looking.
      It's funny that you ended your comment with that sentence, because you seem very comfortable with the taste of shit, apparently.
      Go fuck yourself. :)

  • @povang
    @povang 5 лет назад +151

    With the current trend in Hollywood, im shocked a woman wasn't casted as Robin Hood...

    • @timoylumontad3920
      @timoylumontad3920 5 лет назад +19

      Don't jinx it lol.

    • @marieantoinettescake9513
      @marieantoinettescake9513 5 лет назад

      povang Right??? 😑

    • @uncletimo6059
      @uncletimo6059 5 лет назад +6

      bigot sexist cis male.
      what u should write:
      With the current trend in Hollywood, im shocked a transgender person wasn't casted as Robin Hood...

    • @starventure
      @starventure 5 лет назад +2

      povang A lesbian feminist Robin Hood. Hmmmm...

    • @povang
      @povang 5 лет назад +1

      @Big Scoot- Not really, google the origins of the name. Rob in old German meant fame and in had the meaning of small, aka fame small or small fame. Small fame in the hood(Sherwood Forest being his 'hood' in which he was famous). The name has a 50/50 male and female ratio, meaning its gender neutral.

  • @bumpndump9643
    @bumpndump9643 5 лет назад +50

    lol, a Robin Hood movie came out? i had no idea

  • @ComradePenguinski
    @ComradePenguinski 5 лет назад +226

    This is supposed to be set in the middle ages? I thought it was supposed to be a "Thief" like steampunk universe. Nothing from the trailer says it takes place in the real world, so I thought they just made a fantasy movie.

    • @AbsolutZer0-1C3
      @AbsolutZer0-1C3 5 лет назад +19

      That would be pretty interesting, actually.

    • @BlazingOwnager
      @BlazingOwnager 5 лет назад +56

      It's the same universe as Battlefield V

    • @BillHaworth
      @BillHaworth 5 лет назад +6

      I have to agree, haven't seen the movie, but after watching GRS I couldn't help thinking that maybe they should have contracted with Wizards of the Coast and just made the best Dungeons & Dragons movie to date.

    • @dorianleakey
      @dorianleakey 5 лет назад +7

      it is, and it isn't. they should have lent further into that, but its set in the modern world, the medieval period and kind of ancient Rome or other developed empires, all at the same time. Its like fantasy, but not quite.

    • @NelsonStJames
      @NelsonStJames 5 лет назад +7

      See, stuff like this is why Steampunk has become the kiss of death in movies. People steampunking things that aren't steampunk.

  • @maxobyrne1474
    @maxobyrne1474 5 лет назад +705

    Forget what you know... Robin Hood is identical to Batman.

    • @TheMasterDeus
      @TheMasterDeus 5 лет назад +54

      So, basically Green Arrow.

    • @handsomebrick
      @handsomebrick 5 лет назад +4

      @@TheMasterDeusGreen Arrow had a lot of Phantom in him too.

    • @dorianleakey
      @dorianleakey 5 лет назад +17

      Forget what you know... No, not just about the Robin Hood myth, you will need to forget more than that to like this movie.
      No thats still not enough.
      Keep going,,keep going,
      Everything except language should do it,,,

    • @christianrosado8639
      @christianrosado8639 5 лет назад

      Max O'Byrne green arrow you mean

    • @phluphie
      @phluphie 5 лет назад

      @@handsomebrick So did Batman

  • @glenw3814
    @glenw3814 5 лет назад +72

    Honestly, I just hated the costumes. Not even remotely period appropriate. Dead give away that the story would be nonsense. If the writers wanted to make an original work they shouldn't have used the name of a historical/mythical figure.

    • @himo2003
      @himo2003 5 лет назад +2

      Should also be dead give away that it wasn't set in a particular period. The movie was trying to disconnect from the period to spread some universal moral. There was literally a disclaimer at the start of the movie to get past this so they could include some industrial revolution era labor abuses wrapped into the original overtaxing.

    • @Urrelles
      @Urrelles 5 лет назад +7

      Dude we all know that medieval sheriffs wore sports blazers. XD

    • @Milamberinx
      @Milamberinx Год назад

      I've just watched the film on streaming, I just had to see whether I was alone in hating it. At the beginning I thought I was going to count historical inaccuracies but it would be easier to count historical accuracies... 1: there was a place called Nottingham. That's it.

  • @mechgogo
    @mechgogo 5 лет назад +304

    Four words; get woke go broke

    • @ozonethegreat6948
      @ozonethegreat6948 5 лет назад +31

      Exactly, we all know why it failed.

    • @heidihansen5793
      @heidihansen5793 5 лет назад +12

      @Caffeinated Critic well, I haven't seen this movie and it does look like it is a formulaic action movie that won't be much good, but this guy's critic sounds awfully whiny that women and black people were allowed to exist outside of subservient roles because "history." Like dude, there are a lot of anachronistic things in this movie and these are the anachronistic things you care about.

    • @mikejohnson9194
      @mikejohnson9194 5 лет назад +2

      Huh?

    • @GamingTalk-cl7xj
      @GamingTalk-cl7xj 5 лет назад +19

      Caffeinated Critic well the Middle Ages with modern era social justice simply just doesn’t work.

    • @joshuakim5240
      @joshuakim5240 5 лет назад +17

      For the morons misinterpreting this either on purpose or not, the black guy as part of the main cast had NOTHING to do with the movie's flop (hell, he was the voice of reason in a film desperately needing it to retain tone). The real problem with the film is that it paraded around an obnoxious amount of social justice...in a time period where those values were nonexistent.
      What's actually even more ironic is that Lady Marian, Robin Hood's wife, was actually a badass in the original tales and the prime example of an actually good and strong female character...but she was also a very kind and humble person (traits that seem to oddly rare in movies these days despite being very good traits).

  • @kungfew1396
    @kungfew1396 5 лет назад +377

    Steals from the intelligent and gives to the dumb!

    • @lastcall8286
      @lastcall8286 5 лет назад +8

      Tried to steal from intelligent but fails like king Arthur what garbage.

    • @LovingTinha
      @LovingTinha 5 лет назад +1

      Steal from the past and adjust it slightly to hide a lack of originality then spice it up with some politically correctness and then indoctrinate the future more like it...

    • @kungfew1396
      @kungfew1396 5 лет назад

      @@LovingTinha Lol! Nicely said.😉

    • @charlessteibe3359
      @charlessteibe3359 5 лет назад +2

      He stole from the government to give back the taxes the government robbed the poor of. Back then government was inbred royalty, so far from intelligent.

    • @codyw1
      @codyw1 4 года назад +1

      Modern pop culture in a nutshell.

  • @mechajay3358
    @mechajay3358 5 лет назад +64

    "Try to make him a Superhero"
    Robin Hood isn't suppose to be a "Superhero", he's just a man with a bow and arrow who steals from the rich and gives to the poor.

    • @arempy5836
      @arempy5836 5 лет назад +8

      Well, he's a vigilante with incredible cunning and skill that aids the less fortunate. He already is a superhero.

    • @nealsterling8151
      @nealsterling8151 5 лет назад +13

      @ Arempy 58
      People have become too stupid to reckognize heroism, if the hero is not flying around and bulletproof at the same time.
      THANKS HOLLYWOOD for turning 99% of the population into morons.

    • @TheTendermen
      @TheTendermen 5 лет назад +1

      @Neal Sterling No, it’s 95% of Hollywood that are morons

    • @RoyalKnightVIII
      @RoyalKnightVIII 5 лет назад

      Lik Hawkeye but better

  • @-----Alcatraz------
    @-----Alcatraz------ 5 лет назад +18

    The Adventures of Robin Hood (1938) Is 100x better then this shit.

  • @Awesome_Force
    @Awesome_Force 5 лет назад +146

    So it's basically a SJW shit show with unrealistic Mission Impossible style action moves.

    • @evertonporter7887
      @evertonporter7887 5 лет назад +5

      So THIS is how Hawkeye avoided Thanos all that time...

    • @safdarkh786
      @safdarkh786 5 лет назад

      Ha ha

    • @JeremyEJohnson89
      @JeremyEJohnson89 5 лет назад +13

      @MrG0TH1ER definitely some SJW inspired bullshit wafting off of this turd which is clearly evident by the color of John's skin.

    • @JeremyEJohnson89
      @JeremyEJohnson89 5 лет назад +1

      @MaybeNextTime nationalist movements are popping up everywhere over Europe so it would make sense that these movies are popular, but film makers have managed to even fuck that up by including toxic leftist propaganda which is what today's youth counter culture is rebelling against.

    • @TheSuperbadkneegrow
      @TheSuperbadkneegrow 5 лет назад

      Sort of.

  • @dugclrk
    @dugclrk 5 лет назад +176

    Set this 100 years in a dystopian future and they may have had a film. If you don't like the past or don't want to be bothered with understanding it, set your movie in the future. Those who like history will be grateful.

    • @evertonporter7887
      @evertonporter7887 5 лет назад +6

      Now we know where Hawkeye went during Avengers Infinity War....

    • @SF-op5ix
      @SF-op5ix 5 лет назад +3

      I would've watched that

    • @randomdude189
      @randomdude189 5 лет назад

      dugclrk meh the casting was horrible which is common these days

    • @heidihansen5793
      @heidihansen5793 5 лет назад +3

      I have a Master's Degree in History and I don't care that they had black people and women outside of only deeply subservient roles. I'm sure there are 100's of things in this movie that are anachronistic, but this is what you care about? Plus, its a Hollywood movie. Have you EVER seen one that is 100% historically accurate? Probably not. I haven't and I would be a better person to judge that than you.

    • @whatevergoesforme5129
      @whatevergoesforme5129 5 лет назад

      @NPC1488 LOL...Well, I have a master's degree in language and literature and I do not really appreciate many revisionist portrayals of historical or literary characters just to please the present PC warriors. Of course, a film cannot be that historically accurate or else it will be a documentary, but context of the period is necessary. Since I am also a GenXer, I noticed that there is a vast difference between how the liberal arts were taught during my time and how they are being taught to today's generation of college students (with more women outnumbering men). Today, history and literature are often taken out of context and interpreted through the lenses of SJW professors, so depictions of historical figures, literary characters, historical and literary settings, and themes need to align with the PC viewpoint or you are a bigot. This slant has become the new normal as previous interpretations of history and literature are banned or censored. I won't be surprised to see more movies depicting well-known historical and literary characters as black or female or even trans and defend it as a "re-imagining" of these characters. As a film buff, I can only roll my eyes in exasperation.

  • @gitouttamyway7611
    @gitouttamyway7611 5 лет назад +311

    And all the blacks that lived in medieval Europe...

    • @joeldykman7591
      @joeldykman7591 5 лет назад +10

      Isn't that character supposed to be a saracen?

    • @jeremylim2421
      @jeremylim2421 5 лет назад +29

      "fOrGeT wHaT yOu KnOw"

    • @joeldykman7591
      @joeldykman7591 5 лет назад +24

      Yeah, moor doesn't change the fact that he'd likely be murdered immediately for being a godless heathen.

    • @nailedit2565
      @nailedit2565 5 лет назад +9

      @@joeldykman7591 Black =/= Moors... LOL

    • @AehronKataeb
      @AehronKataeb 5 лет назад

      @RCP Pilot u wot m8

  • @tonyjames5444
    @tonyjames5444 5 лет назад +32

    Guy Richies flop King Arthur should have made the makers of this film realise people are sick of this format, on the opposite side TV dramas like Vikings and The Last Kingdom prove there is demand for historical films when there done right.

    • @davidsnow2420
      @davidsnow2420 5 лет назад +4

      nothing historically accurate about TV Vikings. It's fun, though.

    • @davidsnow2420
      @davidsnow2420 5 лет назад +1

      @unitedkingdom offiveeyes don't know about shield maidens--- that's usually a mythological reference to valkyries. There are historical analogues for women warriors---- female berserks are mentioned in the Icelandic sagas. Also, Saxo Grammaticus references female warriors in his histories but he was recalling an era that was already ancient to him. These are exceptions. Certainly the rare real deal was nothing like Red Sonja T&A or the TV Viking hotties.

    • @pypy1986820
      @pypy1986820 5 лет назад +1

      Shield maiden wasn't even close to the worst from the Vikings. You have a problem with machinegun cross bow in this movie? What do you think the rapid fire shield shattering crossbows the Carolingian Franks used in the Vikings was: they fire like semi-auto rifle and bolts impact and shatters material like bullets...

    • @Bobba8590
      @Bobba8590 4 года назад

      *they're

  • @eschelar
    @eschelar 5 лет назад +16

    If Robin Hood was hard for kids, would the Disney Robin Hood still be one of the most popular animated features they ever made?

  • @jessepinkman8821
    @jessepinkman8821 5 лет назад +70

    When they called in the airstrike... or uhm, "the rocks," I just started laughing. The bow was the M-16, and like you mentioned, there were fully automatic crossbows... they would have done better to set it in the modern era if they were going to insult the viewer like this, turning it into a modern warfare video game.

    • @keegobricks9734
      @keegobricks9734 5 лет назад +2

      If they set it in the modern era it'd JUST be green arrow and WB's would have sued them. Instead it's medieval and Jame Fox is in it. What could go wrong with that?

    • @THEremiXFACTOR
      @THEremiXFACTOR 5 лет назад +6

      Airstrike? You mean like the Ewok in the hand-glider from Return of the Jedi?

  • @smallishfilms8362
    @smallishfilms8362 5 лет назад +20

    i swear every 5 years they make a robin hood movie and nobody goes and sees it.

  • @MrFuggleGuggle
    @MrFuggleGuggle 5 лет назад +59

    This movie came out?

  • @bubblebreak4160
    @bubblebreak4160 5 лет назад +14

    Robin Hood was always a Lord: Ser Robert Loxley or Robert, Earl of Huntingdon. His story was as much a story of Anglo-Saxon resistance against the Normans as anything else.

    • @codyw1
      @codyw1 4 года назад

      Actually there's 2 versions of the myth, one in which he was a Lord and one in which he was a peasant.

    • @theyakkoman
      @theyakkoman 3 года назад

      Well, in the oldest ballad we have, he was a yeoman, a ”free man”, as in ”not a serf”. But he later became an earl and a lord in later ballads.
      As for the story being about anglo-saxon resistance against the Normans... that is actually newer than many people think and wasn’t introduced in the Robin Hood stories until Sir Walter Scotts Ivanahoe.
      And even that is a bit of historical revisionism, since the saxon-norman feud had peaked and faded out yeata before King Richard the Lionheart ever took the throne.
      (Also, also... the King that was more likely temporary with Robin Hood, if we go by the oldest sources, was king Edward II.)

  • @domonkospap2421
    @domonkospap2421 5 лет назад +189

    Thats probably the only black guy in time period britain and somehow he still found his occupation in robbery 🤔

    • @stevefowler2112
      @stevefowler2112 5 лет назад +19

      OMGoodness gracious...I just spit my coffee out...you owe me for a new shirt dude...Hilarious!!!!!

    • @lukebaker9961
      @lukebaker9961 5 лет назад +2

      hahaha

    • @itsjustpixels6896
      @itsjustpixels6896 5 лет назад +7

      I respect you for not letting the sjws tell you who you can and can't make fun of. Proud white people unite!

    • @Skuuna
      @Skuuna 5 лет назад +12

      *Robin da hood*, like it should be.

    • @petern1938
      @petern1938 5 лет назад +11

      Also being the leader of a bunch of outlaws would require him the be able blend in and avoid detection or being recognised. Think if Big Bird from Sesame Street mugged someone, how long would it take the police to find the right 7' yellow bird?

  • @poego6045
    @poego6045 5 лет назад +119

    I work at a theater, and everytime someone buys for Robin Hood, I can't help chuckle due to schaudenfreude

    • @lotrgirl275
      @lotrgirl275 5 лет назад +5

      Schadenfreude, love.

    • @para_momal
      @para_momal 5 лет назад +16

      I'm hitting like just because you used the word "schadenfreude".

    • @para_momal
      @para_momal 5 лет назад +2

      @Akira Kurosawa Well, I didn't know how to spell it, so I used my voice recognition. It spelled the word as "schadenfreude".
      If it's good enough for Google, it's good enough for me. 😜😂

    • @user7516
      @user7516 5 лет назад +5

      Akira Kurosawa schadenfreude is right

    • @TheOldMan-75
      @TheOldMan-75 5 лет назад +2

      @@para_momal German here, yes Schadenfreude is the correct spelling.

  • @MrTHEMONEEMAKER
    @MrTHEMONEEMAKER 5 лет назад +16

    I thought it flopped because it just looked like crud

  • @trumpforKing808
    @trumpforKing808 5 лет назад +24

    my boss' kid was telling me about this movie....lmfao he sucks at knowing good movies

  • @GnarlzBarkley
    @GnarlzBarkley 5 лет назад +247

    Saw it coming. No one wanted to see king Arthur why would Robin hood work?

    • @horatioalgiers3483
      @horatioalgiers3483 5 лет назад +8

      Charlezard GG agreed. not sure a younger generation cares about ancient (!) history currently. certainly not in the numbers to sustain a big budget movie.

    • @TheGeorgeD13
      @TheGeorgeD13 5 лет назад +38

      If King Arthur was good, people would want to see it. People like seeing icons done well on screen. Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves was a box office hit, for example.

    • @robdcollector2808
      @robdcollector2808 5 лет назад +13

      Charlezard GG ...there was also Assasins Creed that had the same type of look and feel as this movie. It was a disaster to watch. Everythings is now marvel movies or bust!

    • @horatioalgiers3483
      @horatioalgiers3483 5 лет назад +3

      George Daugherty agreed but that was almost 30 years ago. I was thinking about today's youth although I am certainly no expert

    • @FlyingFocs
      @FlyingFocs 5 лет назад +23

      If it was in a more traditional style, or even an updated version of what Sword in the Stone tried to do (which would make the multi film series idea more plausible if it meant you would age up the characters) could see a new King Arthur finding an audience.
      Instead we got... A London gangster fantasy... I mean, that sounds cool, but at that point, give it a different name.

  • @Horzuhammer
    @Horzuhammer 5 лет назад +53

    'We wanted to make Robin Hood more of a superhero, more of a badass.'
    Just a subjective opinion of an old curmudgeon, but Errol Flynn's Robin Hood is more of a badass than a single character in The Avengers. He's also tons of fun to watch.
    Haven't seen this film, but judging from this vid, I don't think I'll bother..

    • @dorianleakey
      @dorianleakey 5 лет назад +2

      Its awful, but I found it fascinating. Its very left wing and subversive in its message. A bunch of capitalists signed of on a story about how the elites are evil all over the world.
      It has a plot that makes no sense, a common criticism of movies but here it nags at you. The Cardinal and the Sheriff are sending money to the Arabs that meant for the crusades, which will somehow remove the king. No one knows how.
      Step 1 Gather lots of taxes,
      Step 2 Give it all to the enemy
      Step 3 ???
      Step 4 Profit!

    • @Batman88878
      @Batman88878 5 лет назад +2

      "Errol's Flynn's Robin Hood is more of a badass than a single character in The Avengers."
      Definitely disagree, especially with the likes of Captain America, Black Widow & Hawkeye on the team (not to mention the heavy hitters Thor, Iron Man & the Hulk), but I did like the part of "a subjective opinion of an old curmudgeon". There are people who prefer Adam West to Christian Bale &/or Ben Affleck. To each his own, though.

    • @Horzuhammer
      @Horzuhammer 5 лет назад

      @@Batman88878 I don't have a problem with disagreeing on this.
      I actually do like the Avengers-films fine (except Age of Ultron, which just felt like two hours of mindless clunking to me) but Errol Flynn is a fucking boss with his bow & bravado.
      Robert Downey Jr's Iron Man would be the only one who could even hope to challenge that (if over-exposure hadn't kinda watered him down already. Less is more, says I.)
      ps. Michael Keaton is the greatest Batman! The Dark Knight is undoubtedly the much better film in pretty much every aspect - except the look of Gotham. Bale is also much more convincing as Bruce Wayne, but purely seeing the caped crusader do his thing, I think the 1989 film is yet to be topped.
      Affleck's Batman looks pretty cool to me with the Frank Miller look and all, but suffers from the teensy problem that Batman v Superman is one of the worst films I've seen in my life. Manos levels of tedium.

    • @Batman88878
      @Batman88878 5 лет назад

      @Adrijana Radosevic, I guess it's because I've seen the best of the best superhero movies & I'm a comic book fan, but I can relate to the choices these characters make & their personalities. BTW, they can be hurt. Even the most powerful of them. They struggle against seemingly insurmountable obstacles too, both from disasters & those who cause them. It's all there in the material.

  • @disturbedone8731
    @disturbedone8731 5 лет назад +37

    Well Jamie Foxx was in it for one. Jamie Foxx is just awful.

  • @gleeart
    @gleeart 5 лет назад +22

    having been to the Nottingham forest visitor centre I can report that serious British historians/academics do stress that there is only one line or so in written text concerning Robin the real person, the rest is folk lore/pre mass media story telling.
    Britain has regional heros with Arthur in the west, Beowulf in the east & Robin towards the north it's probably a similar phenomenon in other countries.
    Who knows maybe telling the tales of these heros in old market places & inns got you some coins/a beer, & the more you embellished the more you got so no real change except the scale of it eh?.

  • @TheDolfanar
    @TheDolfanar 5 лет назад +49

    Anyone using the word "badass" to describe a character should be instantly disqualified from producing film.

    • @w.kuiper316
      @w.kuiper316 5 лет назад +2

      Unless the point is someone trying to be badass but failing horribly and have him be the comic relief.

    • @johnnynoirman
      @johnnynoirman 5 лет назад

      AGREED---She's an incompetent fool .

    • @LightAndDarkMdness02
      @LightAndDarkMdness02 5 лет назад

      Okay, so if you're making a Doom movie, how do you go about describing Doom guy/Doomslayer, a character that was made to personify badassery?

  • @neilmackenzie4394
    @neilmackenzie4394 5 лет назад +280

    As a historian, I find placing a black man in England 1000 years ago a non starter. Not only was he in the wrong place at the wrong time, but he apparently, according to whoever made this mess of a film, exercises a modicum of power over the native inhabitants. This is ridiculous!

    • @browngirlinaclownworld2077
      @browngirlinaclownworld2077 5 лет назад +75

      Hollywood used to shove whites into non-white history all of the time. Thankfully, that practice has slowly come to an end, but now we're getting the exact opposite, as if that's any better. If a film is set in medieval China, leave the white people out of it. If it is set in medieval Europe, leave the Chinese out of it. Not rocket science, this.

    • @throatwobblermangrove8510
      @throatwobblermangrove8510 5 лет назад +29

      @@browngirlinaclownworld2077 I'm completely fine with someone playing a role of a group they're not from, as long as it doesn't interfere with suspension of disbelief. If they can effectively make a white person look asian, and that fits the part, political correctness be damned. They're actors; let them act. I had no problem with Dwayne Johnson playing Hercules, even though he's half-Black and half-Samoan. He was able to look the part, and that's what's important. We don't expect actors to actually be astronauts or explorers or murderers. It shouldn't matter if they have the exact genetics. The problem comes in when they don't look the part. Don't put Paul Reubens in a role where he's supposed to be Arnold Schwarzenneger. Yeah, they're both white, but he doesn't fit the part.

    • @throatwobblermangrove8510
      @throatwobblermangrove8510 5 лет назад +24

      I felt somewhat that way about Morgan Freeman as Azeem in Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves. I think he's an outstanding actor, and did a great job in the movie, but the Moors in Jerusalem were not sub-Saharan African. Even so, I felt they at least did a decent job of justifying the presence of a non-Anglo in England at the time.

    • @browngirlinaclownworld2077
      @browngirlinaclownworld2077 5 лет назад +22

      @@throatwobblermangrove8510 Good point with regards to Azeem being miscast. The Moors would have looked more like Rami Malek than Morgan Freeman or Jamie Foxx. Why is THAT not a problem for people? There is FAR more representation of African Americans in Hollywood than there are Arabs or other Middle Eastern ethnic groups. The main narrative about why 'whitewashing' is bad is that it denies perfectly good non-white actors/actresses roles they could easily fill in a film industry where non-whites aren't exactly given the spiciest of roles in the first place. And I agree with this. But when you place a Sub-Saharan African in a role as a Moor or Ancient Egyptian Pharaoh or an Ottoman soldier, aren't you doing the same thing to Arab/Persian/Turkish/Armenian actors/actresses?

    • @throatwobblermangrove8510
      @throatwobblermangrove8510 5 лет назад +10

      @@browngirlinaclownworld2077 Of course, Rami is a good case in himself, since he's Egyptian, and played Freddie Mercury, who has Indian descent. Again, he fit the role, even though he's not the "correct" ethnicity. I see whitewashing as less of an issue now because of the huge backlash against it. When it was most prevalent, there were fewer non-white actors who would draw an audience, and without an audience you have a bomb. If we could just edge away from this idea that an actor's lineage is more important that his or her fitness for the role, I think we'd get much better movies.

  • @tahrellcampain6116
    @tahrellcampain6116 5 лет назад +9

    and jayme foxx is speaking American style English at this time period😑

  • @dgregory79
    @dgregory79 5 лет назад +11

    ROBIN HOOD is TIMELESS, always was a BADASS & does not need introducing to a new generation as they already know who & what he is. PATHETIC.

  • @snipedude4953
    @snipedude4953 5 лет назад +33

    Don't forget Diversity John.

  • @vault1499
    @vault1499 5 лет назад +43

    They just can't stop rewriting history and remaking classics updated with all the crap of our time. It's not enough for them to make up new stories and movies, there can't be *anything* left untouched if it doesn't fit todays norms and includes each and everyone.

    • @gabesteinberg6244
      @gabesteinberg6244 5 лет назад +13

      Cuckian - Of course not. The Left needs to destroy history, culture, and identity itself for their insane ideology to have any hope of taking root among the population.

    • @gabesteinberg6244
      @gabesteinberg6244 5 лет назад +12

      Christopher White - Erasing mythology is functionally little different than erasing history.
      You want a real fantasy? It’s the Marxism you believe in.

    • @Iavbag
      @Iavbag 5 лет назад +5

      @@gabesteinberg6244 talking about insane ideology, how about making a comment about a crappy robin hood movie into a political attack against people you disagree with

  • @whoareyou1034
    @whoareyou1034 5 лет назад +14

    Just make a simple Robinhood story. Something that tells about a long lost but interesting past. Then you can branch out a little.

    • @Ghorda9
      @Ghorda9 5 лет назад

      like assassins creed

    • @dcanmore
      @dcanmore 5 лет назад

      Robin and Marian (1976) great movie.

  • @Skyhawk1998
    @Skyhawk1998 5 лет назад +42

    Put interesting and cool twists on an old, old tale? Heavens, no! Let's buy a generic action movie script and scribble Robin Hood in all of the blanks!
    This is surreal.

  • @clockworklemon9243
    @clockworklemon9243 5 лет назад +57

    The trailer itself was so bad i immediately lost interest. Only watching this vid to see how shit it was without actually viewing it

    • @randomdude189
      @randomdude189 5 лет назад

      Clockworklemon yeah it’s like a knights tale trying to be wanted with some gta in there lol

  • @Tanakun09
    @Tanakun09 5 лет назад +4

    2010 version with Russell crow was way better. I'm staying far away from this one. Far away.

  • @craigwilliams9279
    @craigwilliams9279 5 лет назад +2

    I love Robin Hood. I have found *something* to enjoy in virtually every version I have seen (personal favourite: Robin of Sherwood starring Michael Praed), but the first tie I saw a trailer for this, I wanted to rip my eyes out, and found myself wishing that something would happen to somehow prevent it from being released. I instantly took it as an insult to everything I love about the character and the stories.

    • @Jehannum2000
      @Jehannum2000 4 года назад +1

      Ah, Judi Trott ...

    • @craigwilliams9279
      @craigwilliams9279 4 года назад

      @@Jehannum2000 yeesss... At the time, I was a teenager and while I found her attractive, I only realized how wonderful she was after I grew up a bit.

  • @philipsalama8083
    @philipsalama8083 5 лет назад +19

    I just don't understand why anyone thought that this was a good idea. Anyone on the street could have told you that no one would want to see this.

    • @ShifuCareaga
      @ShifuCareaga 5 лет назад +2

      They literally could have just walked outside and asked ten random people. 0 would have said it was a smart idea.

    • @daltonbedore8396
      @daltonbedore8396 5 лет назад

      obviously hollywood career people wouldn't be caught dead talking to anyone outside that bubble

  • @SkepticalChris
    @SkepticalChris 5 лет назад +75

    Little John got one hell of a tan

  • @jadefire2817
    @jadefire2817 5 лет назад +4

    I have to say the Costner version is my favorite. I mean, really it was incredibly dark. His Dad hanging in the gibbet, Duncan's eyes burned out, etc. But it *WAS* fun. Alan Rickman (may he fly with the angels), and Morgan Freeman were amazing in it. Well, that and we got the tasty cameo of Sir Sean Connery as the Lionheart. I don't know *WHAT* these people were doing with this current film. I have to quit asking about this kind of thing saying , "How much more stupid could it be?" , they seem to be taking it as a challenge.

  • @evanbirch5178
    @evanbirch5178 5 лет назад +7

    Haha, my guy is losing his hair faster than he's putting out quality content

  • @toddhowardphillipslovecraf7301
    @toddhowardphillipslovecraf7301 5 лет назад +73

    The funny thing is that you could theoretically make a Robin Hood film that isn't about stealing from the rich to give to the poor, if you use the 14th century Rhymes of Robin Hood as a source material. In those Robin Hood is distinctly less heroic, and presents several interesting points of anti-clerical zeitgeist of medieval England. There is evidence of the clergy looking down on Robin Hood games, which took place on Sunday. There is the literary figure Sloathe, who doesn't know the Bible very well despite being a monk, but knows the rhymes very well, which is meant to be a dig at his character, given that the rhymes are recited in taverns and inns across the country at the time. There are parts of the rhymes which are outright hostile immoralities, such as Little John and Friar Tuck ambushing a monk who is going to alert the authorities to Robin Hood's presence, cutting his head off and burying him by the side of the road. There are stories of him restoring a dispossessed knight to his fief, which fits the 'steal from the rich give to the poor' narrative so loosely as to contradict it. And of course, there are the real histories of outlaws like the Folville gang, one member of which was pulled screaming out of a cloister an decapitated. You could do all of this and legitimately subvert the common tropes associated with the character, as they are in fact later submissions. And you could do all of it without treating the audience like absolute fucking idiots.
    Another great video, by the way.

    • @ishmaelforester9825
      @ishmaelforester9825 5 лет назад +5

      The folklore of Robin Hood of course never had a 'message' per se. It is an ambiguous storm of interests and influences, like all genuine folklore.

    • @derrickbonsell
      @derrickbonsell 5 лет назад +5

      Robin Hood is really about restoring to people what was stolen from them by illegitimate authority that acted against law and tradition, hence restoring a knight to his fief.

    • @ishmaelforester9825
      @ishmaelforester9825 5 лет назад

      @@derrickbonsell But how?

    • @ishmaelforester9825
      @ishmaelforester9825 5 лет назад

      The folktale is ambiguous on that point.

    • @ishmaelforester9825
      @ishmaelforester9825 5 лет назад +1

      You have dark relentless Robin Hoods and Robin Hoods of absolute enlightened virtue.

  • @Gevalher-Prime
    @Gevalher-Prime 5 лет назад +113

    A Black Little John!? I'm fed up with race bending!

    • @browngirlinaclownworld2077
      @browngirlinaclownworld2077 5 лет назад +11

      ​@RealBloppy To be fair, Hollywood has done quite a bit of forcing white people into non-white history in the past.

    • @verdanthyborian2322
      @verdanthyborian2322 5 лет назад +26

      Vatsala काली Jhaveri, that was back when the population of America was 98% white. That's all they had.
      Now, Blacks make up like 13% of the population but people scream their head off when blacks aren't represented as 50% in media.
      It's different and don't pretend like it's the same.

    • @throatwobblermangrove8510
      @throatwobblermangrove8510 5 лет назад +8

      @@verdanthyborian2322 Plus, even when it was done, there was normally some effort to make the white actor look the part, although now reviled because of its "racism", like when Christopher Lee was made up to look asian for Castle of Fu Manchu, or Alec Guinness and Anthony Quinn in Lawrence of Arabia. Although there has been a strange tendency to give a British accent to many of these non-British characters.

    • @browngirlinaclownworld2077
      @browngirlinaclownworld2077 5 лет назад +8

      @@verdanthyborian2322 No, there have been more recent cases. And it wasn't that 'that was all they had', it's that they wanted big names that put asses in seats, and minorities were not doing that at the time because they were largely excluded from film altogether unless they were playing villains or comedic relief characters.
      I actually agree that it's patently absurd when people complain about the lack of 'diversity' in films about, say, 18th century Europe. But when you say 'people', let's be clear, the 'people' that 'scream their heads off' about this sort of thing make up about 0.00000001% of the movie-going audience. Social media has amplified the voices of the lunatic fringe. It is not an indicator of where the majority of Americans are at. The majority of Americans, like me, don't give a flying flipping fuck about how much our ethnic group is portrayed on film. I can relate to Veronica Sawyer despite not being Jewish or white.

    • @eveharris30
      @eveharris30 5 лет назад +1

      This movie is fiction.

  • @kapitankapital6580
    @kapitankapital6580 5 лет назад +25

    I want to see a modern day adaptation of Robin Hood where our protagonist is an activist who tries to persuade the government to make taxation more progressive.

    • @wrongturn5089
      @wrongturn5089 5 лет назад +7

      The reverse Robin Hood where the government steals from everyone.

    • @mechgogo
      @mechgogo 5 лет назад +7

      Ooooohhh! A classic tale of derring do retold as preachy lefty-prog propaganda. Personally I'd rather have an ass-cancer riddled hippopotamus shit into my mouth from a hot air balloon

  • @AlanGChenery
    @AlanGChenery 4 года назад +6

    Finally got around to watching this film... And despite the trailer I was not expecting it to be quite such an anarchist black block propaganda piece. Right down to the antifa and anarchist flags being referenced in the trailer.
    Corporate backed, written by committee to be safe, media trying to appeal to the edgy teen demographic is always garenteed to be a cringe fest.

  • @sabafapbing2762
    @sabafapbing2762 5 лет назад +46

    Ah one of those movies no one really asked for doesn't do good. Wonder what happened...

  • @Blutteufel
    @Blutteufel 5 лет назад +49

    I've seen a lot of movies with the whole 'jumping off the the wall in a fight' thing, and it has never actually served a purpose other than being put in the film simply because one of the writers got stoned, saw it in one of the other movies he was watching to not-so-subtly get 'inspiration' from and thought that it would look cool in their dumpster fire, too...

    • @dsadsa726
      @dsadsa726 5 лет назад

      They must've been on some good shit because they even contacted a guy who does these retarded tricks while shooting a baby bow for a living to help with the "stunts"

    • @lo-fireviews2693
      @lo-fireviews2693 5 лет назад +2

      It's cause they think they can mimic Jackie Chan's old films but they don't realise that You can't just duplicate the style of one of the greatest Martial arts actors/stuntman off all time while ignoring how creatively he uses tactics like that to drive his fight scenes.. Off to watch Wheels On Meals

  • @j03man44
    @j03man44 4 года назад +2

    I'm convinced that this movie doesn't exist and you made it up. I've never heard of this film.

  • @kevinmoor26
    @kevinmoor26 5 лет назад +30

    Politically correct Robin Hood bombed. Who would have guessed? Lucky all female Ghostbusters was a blockbuster.

  • @arikwolf3777
    @arikwolf3777 5 лет назад +195

    Sound like another case of "Get Woke, Go Broke."

    • @johnathonhaney8291
      @johnathonhaney8291 5 лет назад +31

      Uh, no. This one is a more classic problem of thinking you can shine shit up enough to make people think it's gold. That goes WELL beyond the politics you people love to bring up.

    • @keegobricks9734
      @keegobricks9734 5 лет назад +18

      @@johnathonhaney8291 What do you mean "you people"....

    • @johnathonhaney8291
      @johnathonhaney8291 5 лет назад +18

      @@keegobricks9734 What did it sound like? In case you missed the point, I'll just spell out: anti-SJW bullshit which has been the ongoing excuse for why film mediocrity has existed for the last two years. Having seen similar quality films through the three decades before that, I know this sort of ineptitude goes well beyond your pity party politics.

    • @shaunpatrick8345
      @shaunpatrick8345 5 лет назад +7

      @@johnathonhaney8291 anti-SJW is literally anti-pity-party!

    • @keegobricks9734
      @keegobricks9734 5 лет назад +25

      @@johnathonhaney8291 "Anti-SJW". You mean normal?

  • @Guernicaman
    @Guernicaman 5 лет назад +203

    They had an opportunity to tell the Robin Hood myth in a dystopian, post-apocalyptic future, where society went in to a corporate/fascist system. That way it could feel different & familiar at the same time, all the while resonating with today's audiences & the wealth gap we currently live in, like all good sci-fi & fantasy should. And that way, they could've make it feel hip & fun.

    • @wblake1
      @wblake1 5 лет назад +42

      Or a contemporary, real-world scenario, perhaps one set during the George W. Bush presidency, with a War in Iraq hero returning home and fighting the corrupt local sheriff; kind of Rambo/Robin Hood mashup.

    • @ChucksSEADnDEAD
      @ChucksSEADnDEAD 5 лет назад +18

      @@wblake1 that kinda reminds me of the real world Battle of Athens, Georgia where WW2 vets staged a coup against the corrupt local government.

    • @MattM16
      @MattM16 5 лет назад

      so kinda Mr.Robot?

    • @Guernicaman
      @Guernicaman 5 лет назад +5

      @@MattM16 - Maybe a little more Mad Max-ian than Mister Robot.

    • @Guernicaman
      @Guernicaman 5 лет назад +7

      @@wblake1 - Problem is Rambo is more of a victim of the system than Robin Hood, who is a hero to the people, the working poor & the blue collar worker. Not sure how compatible those two archetypes are. But yeah, that could work too. :)

  • @MaxBraver555
    @MaxBraver555 5 лет назад +2

    Maybe next time hollywood should try, an old west 1800’s, where cowboys use machineguns, sniper rifle, RPG, with bullet time effects and wear an all black leather costume and sunglasses. 😂

  • @kylecross5749
    @kylecross5749 5 лет назад +5

    WE WUZ ANGLOS

  • @tjj4lab
    @tjj4lab 5 лет назад +11

    This isn’t something the average person would pick up on necessarily, but to and archer, the archery in this film is complete bollocks.
    I’m English, I love archery and historical setting. This should have been an ideal film for me.
    They fucked up every single facet of this movie.

  • @gabrielf2432
    @gabrielf2432 5 лет назад +33

    PSA: If you haven't seen the 1938 film 'The Adventures of Robin Hood', please do; it's genuinely brilliant. (And it's in color, for those of you who don't like old films because they're black and white.)

    • @cash4goldteeth
      @cash4goldteeth 5 лет назад

      Thanks for the recommendation, brother

    • @johnathonhaney8291
      @johnathonhaney8291 5 лет назад +1

      Proud owner of the DVD copy, which includes a fascinating documentary on the development and implementation of Technicolor. Still a great film in its own right, as you say!

    • @ralcogaming7674
      @ralcogaming7674 5 лет назад +1

      I'm still a huge fan of Prince of thieves, it's my favourite adaptation of robin hood even if not entirely accurate

    • @BarrySlisk
      @BarrySlisk 5 лет назад

      Yeah, that's still the best. Errol is GREAT in the role.

    • @BarrySlisk
      @BarrySlisk 5 лет назад

      @Adrijana Radosevic
      Rickman is always awesome!

  • @GabFrrost
    @GabFrrost 4 года назад +1

    I love this nugget: He steals from the rich ? WTF !?! From whom should you still from ? The poor ?

    • @juanausensi499
      @juanausensi499 3 года назад

      The poor have less, but they are much more abundant, so it cancels out.

  • @myelectricbluechevy7482
    @myelectricbluechevy7482 5 лет назад +9

    I personally love it when these Hollywood big wigs insist on SJWing every movie they put their gluttonous hands on instead of producing an awesome film, because to watch it flop horribly and hear that these greedy bastards lost millions in a bullshit re-do instead of investing in an original flick puts a smile on my face😀
    RIP Robin Hood 2018...
    Right next to Solo...

    • @cadethumann8605
      @cadethumann8605 3 года назад +1

      So what exactly is "sjw-ing"? I have seen people throw "sjw" left and right and no one seems to have a concrete definition.

    • @Laotzu.Goldbug
      @Laotzu.Goldbug 2 года назад

      Evil cannot create, it only corrupts.

  • @zerovalon6243
    @zerovalon6243 5 лет назад +66

    Did anyone even know this movie was happening?

    • @Drforrester31
      @Drforrester31 5 лет назад +2

      If you watch sports in America it was hard to avoid

    • @LongPigg
      @LongPigg 5 лет назад +7

      This is the first I've heard of it.

    • @blupunk01
      @blupunk01 5 лет назад +3

      I saw the trailer a couple of times back around the end of October, and honestly when it first came on I thought they were doing a movie adaption of an Assassin's Creed video game.

    • @umphreak9999
      @umphreak9999 5 лет назад

      I only knew because i follow Tim Minchin on Facebook. No wonder he moved back to Australia

    • @kaydwessie296
      @kaydwessie296 5 лет назад

      I saw literally one ad amd went "...what?"

  • @CrazyChiv
    @CrazyChiv 5 лет назад +60

    So I guess animated Robin Hood is still best Robin Hood.

    • @DrLynch2009
      @DrLynch2009 5 лет назад +14

      Next to Mel Brook's Robin Hood: Men in Tights.

    • @NelsonStJames
      @NelsonStJames 5 лет назад +1

      Well the way Disney is going, we're going to eventually get that Robin Hood and a Disney King Arthur film at some point in the future.

    • @TheOldMan-75
      @TheOldMan-75 5 лет назад +1

      You mean the one with the animals?

    • @DrGregoryHouseIT
      @DrGregoryHouseIT 5 лет назад

      @@NelsonStJames Isn't there a King Arthur film by Disney already? With Clive Owen?

    • @linkofvev
      @linkofvev 5 лет назад

      @@DrGregoryHouseIT Yeah the 2004 version.

  • @TheRealVolk
    @TheRealVolk 4 года назад +2

    The Disney animated version is my favorite. Another contemporary revisitation, and it still holds up because the creators weren’t talentless hacks. 🐾

  • @TWAHAN
    @TWAHAN 5 лет назад +5

    The best Robin Hood had Dave Chappelle and Rebok Pumps.

  • @paullytle246
    @paullytle246 5 лет назад +33

    We are men
    Men in tights
    We roam around looking for fights

    • @texasred2702
      @texasred2702 5 лет назад +4

      Tight tights.

    • @radfatdaddy4169
      @radfatdaddy4169 5 лет назад +5

      We're men, MANLY MEN!

    • @adym15
      @adym15 5 лет назад +1

      We may look like pansies
      But don’t get us wrong, or we will put out your lights *pow*

    • @michaelmiller7909
      @michaelmiller7909 5 лет назад

      Faigellas?

  • @Jesse__H
    @Jesse__H 5 лет назад +7

    "I can't understand what went so horribly wrong!" wails the EP. "We recorded _ALL_ the sound!" 😭

  • @611gay5
    @611gay5 5 лет назад +3

    Wait, which bad guy is trump?

  • @NicholasBrakespear
    @NicholasBrakespear 5 лет назад +1

    I get the impression, judging by the style of the setting, that they wanted to make a Thief movie... then chickened out.

  • @donwild50
    @donwild50 5 лет назад +25

    "Make Robin Hood more of a Bad-ass character?" Perhaps you missed the prior century of movies about Robin Hood (with the possible exception of Men in Tights) but ROBIN HOOD HAS ALWAYS BEEN A BADASSED CHARACTER! Go watch Errol Flynn, ya twits! Sean freaking Connery. Witless.

  • @cinnamonnoir2487
    @cinnamonnoir2487 5 лет назад +181

    I like how the whole "rob from the rich, give to the poor" thing and the Saxon-Norman political angle have distracted almost everyone from the fact that Robin Hood was originally just a bandit who lived in the woods, and he was the hero of the story because the kind of people who read back then thought that outlaws were cool. It probably helped that many bandits were ex-knights, and outlawry was something that prominent lords might have briefly experienced themselves.
    Incidentally, even though it might not apply to this movie, it's hilarious to me that someone with the name "Robin", which is a French diminutive of Robert (also French), is commonly portrayed as a native Anglo-Saxon lord who fights against the tyranny of "Normans", i.e. the French.

    • @mitchellhorton9382
      @mitchellhorton9382 5 лет назад +23

      Well, he probably did "give it back" in that they would ride into town and spend the money

    • @girlspooptoo8567
      @girlspooptoo8567 5 лет назад +44

      @@mitchellhorton9382
      Yeah
      Think how many whores he bought
      Trickle down economics at its finest

    • @jessepinkman8821
      @jessepinkman8821 5 лет назад +34

      The kind of people that read back then thought outlaws were cool? You mean like Billy the Kid, or the Mafia in the modern times? People worship outlaws to this day. It has always been that way. That said, this film was an absolute insult.

    • @mitchellhorton9382
      @mitchellhorton9382 5 лет назад +3

      @@girlspooptoo8567 Well trickle down is better than nothing

    • @rusemode
      @rusemode 5 лет назад +8

      Great analysis, also, Disney's cartoon version now feels (to me at least) like Citizen Kane compared to this one

  • @VCYT
    @VCYT 5 лет назад +11

    An it features zero northern accents - but game of thrones does, an thats not historical !

    • @mogz1485
      @mogz1485 3 года назад

      Well I mean it's Nottingham

  • @clintmatthews3500
    @clintmatthews3500 5 лет назад +1

    It’s like they watched The CW’s Arrow, found out the main character is an homage to Robin Hood, and then tried to reverse engineer the story from there.

  • @jordanescobar4627
    @jordanescobar4627 5 лет назад +13

    This was one of those movies that my father, brother and I stopped in to see just for lack of anything else. We regretted it.

    • @Drforrester31
      @Drforrester31 5 лет назад +1

      My dad wanted to see this, but my brother and I resisted

    • @TheRealNormanBates
      @TheRealNormanBates 5 лет назад

      So you are saying that it is not worth seeing _for free?_

  • @novideosarehere
    @novideosarehere 5 лет назад +127

    Robin Hood and the Magic Negro didn't work again?

    • @evertonporter7887
      @evertonporter7887 5 лет назад +7

      Prince Of Theives did it much better!

    • @otxoawolf9054
      @otxoawolf9054 5 лет назад +1

      @@evertonporter7887 not much better.....

    • @starventure
      @starventure 5 лет назад +8

      novideosarehere We wuz knights an shit...

    • @TheCultureCommentary
      @TheCultureCommentary 5 лет назад +6

      @@otxoawolf9054 Yes, Prince of Thieves did it MUCH better. Morgan Freeman is that much better actor in the role (and probably in every role) Jamie Foxx is utterly miscasted in this movie. Its not his fault,. He can be great in the right movie but here he doesnt stand a chance. He looks as out of place as Michael B Jordan did in Fant4stic

    • @stevefowler2112
      @stevefowler2112 5 лет назад +1

      you owe me for a new shirt...I just spit my coffee all over mine when I read your post...

  • @suckmyass7368
    @suckmyass7368 5 лет назад +15

    Kevin Costner already did it better and Arrow Flynn before that.

  • @mygoditsfullofstars9148
    @mygoditsfullofstars9148 4 года назад +1

    At least the costume designers had a sense of humour.

  • @LordOctopussy
    @LordOctopussy 5 лет назад +28

    Modern day Robin Hood is basically Green Arrow.

    • @evertonporter7887
      @evertonporter7887 5 лет назад +2

      It'll turn out that Hawkeye from the Avengers is actually a direct descendant of Robin Hood😁.

    • @evertonporter7887
      @evertonporter7887 5 лет назад

      @Clark Savage Jr. Hawkeye: The First Avenger

  • @internziko
    @internziko 5 лет назад +49

    Forget what you know... Leonardo Decaprio isn't all he's cracked up to be.

    • @mookiestewart3776
      @mookiestewart3776 5 лет назад +1

      Actually I do feel he's a bit overrated lol

    • @kevinfromsales6842
      @kevinfromsales6842 5 лет назад +4

      I respectfully disagree. He's portrayed many iconic characters and has given many oscar worthy performances. Even in a supporting role he steals the show. (Django Unchained)

    • @MrJH101
      @MrJH101 5 лет назад

      Patrick Todd point being is just because his name is Leonardo DiCaprio doesn’t mean it’s guaranteed to be good. He’s a quality actor, yes, but that doesn’t mean he’s a quality producer just because he’s famous.

  • @audacity5911
    @audacity5911 3 года назад +1

    A classic case of going with what they think was cool and forgetting the 1000's of years of story telling history which makes it unique and original and meaningful.

  • @adamethancrow
    @adamethancrow 4 года назад

    ‘A product that was shat out.’ Sir I salute you. Excellent, it should have made it onto the poster.

  • @Larry
    @Larry 5 лет назад +324

    I'd love a Maid Marian movie, loved that show as a kid!

    • @clearspira
      @clearspira 5 лет назад +48

      Except in today's climate I wouldn't trust them to make it. Looking forward to ''strong, empowered, needs no man action girl number 8493838''.

    • @judyhopps9380
      @judyhopps9380 5 лет назад +42

      @@clearspira Maid Marion and her merry band of Soyboys hoping for a pity fuck?

    • @Blackeye808
      @Blackeye808 5 лет назад +1

      heheheheheheheheheheheheheh!

    • @theeccentrictripper3863
      @theeccentrictripper3863 5 лет назад +15

      I think Larry might actually be some kind of demi-god, he's everywhere on RUclips

    • @paulosullivan3472
      @paulosullivan3472 5 лет назад +6

      I loved that show too but can you imagine what modern day hollywood would do with it? Not the time for that I think

  • @jjaarr3208
    @jjaarr3208 5 лет назад +44

    They could have done a movie about the Muslim cultural enrichment of France in the 8th century, I mean the invasion of France. We've seen hundreds of Robin Hood movies, why not something a little more realistic that directly parallels modern events.

    • @ReptarTheUgly
      @ReptarTheUgly 5 лет назад

      jjaarr3208 because most people don’t know about those events. Idk what your talking about but it also depends on how stuff is marketed.

    • @jjaarr3208
      @jjaarr3208 5 лет назад +6

      No offense here guys, but why us it that RUclips has such a terrible time detecting sarcasm? My comment is aimed specifically at the content creator's opening statement about the invaision of Iraq and is facetious not literal. I'm not going to bother explaining why.

    • @bobw1678
      @bobw1678 5 лет назад +1

      because you cant show the Religion of Peace in anything but a positive light. Revealing to the historically illiterate that muslims were invading europe *centuries* before the first crusade, well that just goes against the approved groupthink.

    • @emmanuelbois4459
      @emmanuelbois4459 5 лет назад +1

      You're right. A good movie about the 1400 years of Muslim invasion of Europe, the lost on 95% of Spain, the struggle of Vlad Teppes and why Europeans wouldn't live close to the Mediterranean shore for hundreds of years for fear of Muslim slavers.

  • @RatelHBadger
    @RatelHBadger 5 лет назад

    That sad fact that Robin Hood men in tights is still the most accurate retelling of the Robin Hood story!

  • @Rockaria23
    @Rockaria23 5 лет назад

    It seems that every time a Robin Hood movie gets released, an angel loses its wings.

  • @Unicron4ever
    @Unicron4ever 5 лет назад +6

    "Given Robin Hood fans..." WTF? Did they think that there's a specific group of people who like the story of Robin Hood? Like: "Oh, the people who liked that Kevin Costner movie" or "The people who liked the Disney movie" or "People of the XX to XX age group"? Are they aware that Robin Hood stories have been around since the 11th Century?.. And that it's been popular for so long because "taking from the rich and giving to the poor" is a recurrent theme in History? They didn't??? ... well... that explains a lot.