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  • Опубликовано: 28 янв 2025

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  • @kittypat0
    @kittypat0 4 года назад +1055

    The fact Noah can continuously squeeze content out of this game shows us that ANYTHING is possible

  • @luke.1x
    @luke.1x 4 года назад +2525

    Felipe was feeling more alive than ceeday After that win

    • @goatedtoe963
      @goatedtoe963 4 года назад +68

      Ceeday fell in Noah's basement then got yanked into joe on a boats boat

    • @Zsage-
      @Zsage- 4 года назад +15

      @@goatedtoe963 seems legit

    • @nicolofanto506
      @nicolofanto506 4 года назад +12

      This is the best noahsnoah's video ahahhahahaha. I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING 😂 😂 😂 😂

    • @kirkwho4539
      @kirkwho4539 4 года назад +4

      George Washington is more alive than ceeday

    • @micahs583
      @micahs583 4 года назад +4

      Anyone’s more alive than ceeday

  • @ezioaudiotredaparis6306
    @ezioaudiotredaparis6306 4 года назад +1841

    Noah: Uses an actual Gandhi quote
    Everyone: Impossible

  • @salehalabadi9933
    @salehalabadi9933 4 года назад +449

    Noah: loses every game in his videos
    Joins with felipe: Literally goes Justin mode

    • @benjat08
      @benjat08 3 года назад +6

      COINCIDENCE I THINK NOT!

    • @flaviusmuntean6391
      @flaviusmuntean6391 8 месяцев назад

      felipe the GOAT

    • @IamWone
      @IamWone 7 месяцев назад +1

      For our sins we deserve eternity in hell, but God loves us so much he came as Jesus to pay the price of our sins through living a perfect life for us, his death and his resurrection so we can be forgiven and receive eternal life if we follow and obey him in faith FOR LIFE , Jesus loves u and desires to have a personal relationship with you of love, peace, redemption and obedience ✝️ May Jesus bless you, repent of your sins and turn to Christ before it's too late 🙏🏿❤️❤

  • @ethanbenton6676
    @ethanbenton6676 4 года назад +699

    “*2 months* later, I’ve got employee of the month”
    *shows 45 plaques

  • @hassassinator2293
    @hassassinator2293 4 года назад +1983

    Let’s just appreciate that intro I’m actually dying

    • @blizify1365
      @blizify1365 4 года назад +15

      HOLY ITS U I COMMENTED ON YOUR VID 4 MONTHS AGO ITS ME AIMBOT LOCUS

    • @blizify1365
      @blizify1365 4 года назад +9

      5 months exact

    • @POHreeg
      @POHreeg 4 года назад +3

      OMG, FATE BROUGHT US TOGETHER LOL, IM HEAR TO LEARN

    • @hassassinator2293
      @hassassinator2293 4 года назад +3

      Lol same

    • @ydkmlt
      @ydkmlt 4 года назад +8

      It was the tiko bit that killed me

  • @jamz1601
    @jamz1601 4 года назад +343

    No one
    Noah when he sees someone speaks spanish: *BIBLOTECCA*

  • @Moonzy257
    @Moonzy257 4 года назад +172

    The fact that he put time into the intro just shows how determined he is

    • @achilles2533
      @achilles2533 4 года назад

      Ikr

    • @bigsmoke394
      @bigsmoke394 4 года назад

      He just wanted to stretch the video out to 10 mins
      That's why I hate this youtuber

    • @achilles2533
      @achilles2533 4 года назад +3

      @@bigsmoke394 no he is trying to make his videos funny and if u hate him then y do u watch him

    • @marcusbritnell3771
      @marcusbritnell3771 4 года назад

      @Justin Holland also it’s the best game for Noah’s content because it’s so aids

    • @marius1870
      @marius1870 4 года назад +6

      @@bigsmoke394
      Ay Big Smoke, Chill Chill
      He's allowed to do that because his content is epic

  • @Dunklefunk
    @Dunklefunk 4 года назад +36

    It was so nice of Felipe to carry this kid to victory

  • @unnesesary5327
    @unnesesary5327 4 года назад +22

    Honestly lately I’ve been feeling sad but Noah’s vids always make me happy thank I you for staying on the grind:)

    • @jdhsjsjcn
      @jdhsjsjcn 3 года назад +1

      absolutely nobody asked bozo

    • @jdhsjsjcn
      @jdhsjsjcn 3 года назад

      @Striker me when @striker says to cry 😖😖🙁🙁🙁😣😖😖😖🥺😩😩

  • @Syn1cal
    @Syn1cal 4 года назад +462

    *Noah killed Ceeday* .. Admit it Noah, he was in your basement after all

  • @BlueMonarch
    @BlueMonarch 4 года назад +65

    I love how he’s talking about destroying Fortnite then he goes straight back to playing it

  • @ryanfinley2177
    @ryanfinley2177 4 года назад +86

    I want this to be my bedtime story every night from now on.

    • @gachaxx7002
      @gachaxx7002 4 года назад

      same

    • @POHreeg
      @POHreeg 4 года назад

      IKR, ITS CALLED STEP OVER SWEENYS GRAVE

  • @rodrickheffley1597
    @rodrickheffley1597 3 года назад +21

    I just fart at such a velocity he dies:I'm rolling on the floor right now

  • @Gmpipe
    @Gmpipe 4 года назад +339

    My name is Felipe and I approve of this video lmao 😂😅

  • @averagebotwenjoyer5107
    @averagebotwenjoyer5107 4 года назад +50

    As soon as I heard bibleotecaa, this was exactly what I need

  • @krypton7857
    @krypton7857 4 года назад +54

    2:41 RIP to non Headphone Users

  • @kumo6199
    @kumo6199 4 года назад +19

    that intro! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 That was so precise

  • @viralgamer5075
    @viralgamer5075 4 года назад +2

    2:49 THE RETURN. My first NoahsNoahs video I watched was Chapter 2, but my second was Bibliotecca.

  • @jennuel_Xx
    @jennuel_Xx 4 года назад +19

    3:35 this is so freaking hilarious

  • @acexhompz2931
    @acexhompz2931 4 года назад +252

    Imagine if everything he said at the start wasn't Cap 🧢

    • @incubushunter7656
      @incubushunter7656 4 года назад +6

      Wait its not true?

    • @incubushunter7656
      @incubushunter7656 4 года назад +3

      @@woody156 It looked so nice and real... Anyways it was very well done!

    • @AarushP
      @AarushP 4 года назад +3

      It is true he will . We will kill

    • @breadman9161
      @breadman9161 4 года назад +1

      It’s true tho

    • @lucwillis917
      @lucwillis917 4 года назад

      He promised us two months. He could be undercover.

  • @galaxyreals7687
    @galaxyreals7687 4 года назад +45

    dam bro, he still have that Justin skin on.

  • @nicozana5656
    @nicozana5656 4 года назад +49

    10:07 BEST PART OF THE VIDEO

  • @skybox5912
    @skybox5912 3 года назад +9

    Honestly all jokes aside if Noah actually becomes the ceo, he would ban all sweats and we can all have a party

  • @upcomng6504
    @upcomng6504 4 года назад +17

    The most crazy story I heard in the beggining

  • @Dooby1103
    @Dooby1103 4 года назад +35

    I love how Noah is going insane by playing this game and he still continues to play it for our entertainment

  • @RADICALL_
    @RADICALL_ 4 года назад +8

    The Damn intro was the best part of the vid, I couldn't stop laughing lmfao!

  • @gas.3401
    @gas.3401 4 года назад +166

    Congrats to the 800 people who say “fIrsT”

  • @over9174
    @over9174 4 года назад +7

    Are we gonna talk how the shots were perfectly synced with the music at 7:36

  • @IosaJ
    @IosaJ 2 года назад

    This got recommended to me on its 2 year anniversary

  • @heena1000
    @heena1000 4 года назад +8

    We love the intro and the outro

  • @mitchzz3891
    @mitchzz3891 4 года назад +31

    OUR FUCKING KING JUST DAILY UPLOADED TWICE AND WE SHALL BEND FOR YOU... WE LOVE YOU NOAH

  • @dariansweeney143
    @dariansweeney143 4 года назад +55

    Im Tims son, I will show him this video lmao

    • @shithead7633
      @shithead7633 4 года назад +3

      LETS GOO

    • @Equall.GD1
      @Equall.GD1 4 года назад +3

      Let's get this too dead

    • @tobiasooms9305
      @tobiasooms9305 4 года назад +4

      Yoooooooooooooooo

    • @4kc2
      @4kc2 4 года назад +3

      Look it up, Tim is single and has no kids

    • @dariansweeney143
      @dariansweeney143 4 года назад +2

      @@4kc2 hes lying, he keeps his kids lowkey to keep us out of the spotlight

  • @thepeej-26
    @thepeej-26 4 года назад +4

    Noah in season 3 " the charge is the best gun!" him now "get this garbage out of my inventory."

  • @torevaseimagurira8574
    @torevaseimagurira8574 3 года назад +5

    3:50 felipe tryna do 90s in a fight

  • @fouranglesquare
    @fouranglesquare 4 года назад +17

    Who remembers when this was called “how to fix Fortnite”

  • @abder200
    @abder200 4 года назад +10

    Holy shit the begining of the video made me laugh so hard

  • @ljc9497
    @ljc9497 4 года назад +7

    so.. I guess nobody is gonna talk about how insane Noah’s editor is?

  • @heroic9773
    @heroic9773 3 года назад +6

    That was such a touching story. Please make an animation of it 😂.

  • @robros1418
    @robros1418 4 года назад +8

    3:26 "the flintcock"

  • @joed1316
    @joed1316 4 года назад +18

    The tiko intro got me laughing tho

    • @YT_AmirFnPr
      @YT_AmirFnPr 4 года назад +1

      The guy was so funny at the last part 😂😂😂

    • @WksMeka
      @WksMeka 4 года назад

      Tacky wacky

  • @odstproductions4912
    @odstproductions4912 4 года назад +11

    10/10, should be turned into full documentary

  • @itayyy6644
    @itayyy6644 4 года назад +74

    Noah: There is no way you born in 2010 i actually killed a nine year old
    Math: Yes,but actually no
    Edit: omg thanks for all the likes!

  • @pugest5011
    @pugest5011 4 года назад +2

    5:48 i actually thought that was felipe screaming into the mic 😂 💀

  • @FrenchieBTW
    @FrenchieBTW 4 года назад +2

    That was the best intro I’ve ever seen

  • @moathayyad3435
    @moathayyad3435 3 года назад +3

    Bro love your videos lmao 😂

  • @bazo0ky
    @bazo0ky 4 года назад +9

    "I can't believe you were burned in 2010"
    "I just sheat on a 9 year old"

  • @finnesinnes9857
    @finnesinnes9857 4 года назад +5

    The amount of logic and sense his plan made kinda scares me

  • @calmcroissant712
    @calmcroissant712 4 года назад +6

    The fact Noah took 2 mins to explain his plan haha

  • @cosmas8489
    @cosmas8489 4 года назад +7

    Now imagine if that’s actually how it went down in the fight with Tim Sweeney

  • @lars_a6107
    @lars_a6107 4 года назад +4

    2:30 this music is so fire

  • @trib0r68
    @trib0r68 4 года назад +2

    When Felipe said “YAAAH” I felt that

  • @trip9595
    @trip9595 4 года назад +4

    The quest to find Justin is underway

  • @h1lesyboi914
    @h1lesyboi914 4 года назад +2

    that was probably the best plan ive ever heard before, you should be an evil mastermind who controls an army of Justins, Eh?

  • @Alecmarshallol
    @Alecmarshallol 4 года назад +1

    I love the cinematic from last chapter lol 😂.

  • @extraterrestrialhorse9722
    @extraterrestrialhorse9722 4 года назад +22

    1:44
    WTFFF where is that from?!?!?

    • @gabrielyouhana9238
      @gabrielyouhana9238 4 года назад

      Ik lol

    • @OverratedRichards101
      @OverratedRichards101 4 года назад +3

      It’s literally child abuse so ye concerning that he even has it, wouldve taken time to find..

    • @xunravel1041
      @xunravel1041 4 года назад

      It’s a chloroform meme.

    • @trinarosser1483
      @trinarosser1483 4 года назад +2

      But why was she sitting on the child?

    • @khabbiboy7096
      @khabbiboy7096 4 года назад +2

      @@xunravel1041 where in the balls did u find it?

  • @harrisa3732
    @harrisa3732 4 года назад +7

    Ceeday was just scared that Noah was cracked at fortnite😩

  • @nicholasmarcolongo3890
    @nicholasmarcolongo3890 4 года назад +4

    Best plan I’ve ever heard in my entire life

  • @redpalmtree7
    @redpalmtree7 4 года назад

    Bro the edits at 6:50 are golden thanks Noah

  • @Awesome-vg3uf
    @Awesome-vg3uf 4 года назад +1

    That was a great Speech at the beginining. So insprational

  • @broskimaloski
    @broskimaloski 4 года назад +3

    When you see sid the science kid and ceeday on the employee of the month lol

  • @KazumaBan
    @KazumaBan 4 года назад +3

    I wanna see the The Rise of Noahs Noah CEO of Epic Games The movie.

  • @archieee_1778
    @archieee_1778 3 года назад +4

    “I hate fortnite “ literally only game he uploads

  • @mateomastrangelo1301
    @mateomastrangelo1301 4 года назад

    Noah’s Noah’s probaly the most funny fortnite content creator

  • @spectre2538
    @spectre2538 4 года назад +1

    That story at the start was dope.

  • @douglascaggiano6068
    @douglascaggiano6068 4 года назад +69

    I’ve never clicked so fast

  • @autismcenter201
    @autismcenter201 4 года назад +5

    Damn, kinda wanted to see the Justin on gfuel better then Faze clan 1v1

  • @lukie7423
    @lukie7423 4 года назад +4

    Noah: THERE'S NO WAY HE WAS BORN IN 2010, I JUST KILLED A 9 YEAR OLD
    Who's gonna tell him the kid is actually 11?

  • @Efficient_13
    @Efficient_13 4 года назад +1

    By far the best Fortnite intro in the world
    0:20 - 2:10

  • @jvojim2627
    @jvojim2627 4 года назад +2

    1 zo’n teammate had echt een geweldige naam; goedemorgenvis

  • @jrn3650
    @jrn3650 4 года назад +4

    GoedeMorgenVis meaning good morning fish in dutch, what a legend

  • @Epikmint
    @Epikmint 3 года назад +3

    Can any appreciate that Noah used a George meme XD

    • @sandstorm1870
      @sandstorm1870 3 года назад

      Omg i was looking for this comment lol

  • @obesesnail6981
    @obesesnail6981 4 года назад +6

    Imagine Kyle and Justing going outside

  • @Pedroelvideojugador
    @Pedroelvideojugador 4 года назад +2

    As a spainard myself, i can confirm that Felipe is the best of spain

  • @marius1870
    @marius1870 4 года назад

    3:42
    "IAAAAH"
    -Mahatma Ghandi 2021

  • @shaabanmona85
    @shaabanmona85 3 года назад +3

    me when i lose a 1v1 and the guy has 1 hp me: 2:08

  • @cjlee9476
    @cjlee9476 4 года назад +6

    That has gotta be the best intro I’ve ever seen

  • @cyberia___
    @cyberia___ 4 года назад +4

    Yo when's the next episode of Memecraft coming out?

  • @elduckie2089
    @elduckie2089 4 года назад +2

    Noah finally gained the power of justin

  • @miltomac
    @miltomac 5 месяцев назад +1

    Random kid: Speaks in literally any language
    Noah: BIBILOTECCA
    🗣️🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🔥

  • @ezioaudiotredaparis6306
    @ezioaudiotredaparis6306 4 года назад +6

    Fortnite: exists
    Noah: I can milk you

  • @homothug3207
    @homothug3207 4 года назад +9

    7:49 I didn’t know 69 had a child must been 68

  • @priscilletjitrodipo2673
    @priscilletjitrodipo2673 4 года назад +6

    GoedeMorgenVis is dutch and I'm Dutch so I laughed so hard 😂😂

  • @hutoszekreny69420
    @hutoszekreny69420 3 года назад

    This is my favorite video Noah has uploaded so far

  • @lolthemud2792
    @lolthemud2792 3 года назад

    we does the im going to report uuu, gets me everytime

  • @kry9548
    @kry9548 4 года назад +5

    1:56 Noah confirmed to be 51 years old and born in Potomac, Maryland!!!!!!!!11!1!11

    • @incubushunter7656
      @incubushunter7656 4 года назад

      Its a joke omg smh 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

  • @michenalddesroches2339
    @michenalddesroches2339 4 года назад +3

    2:13
    OF DA PLAN

  • @Fordinho69
    @Fordinho69 4 года назад +10

    When your here before the kids blessing your family...

    • @incubushunter7656
      @incubushunter7656 4 года назад

      💫🌟To all the people reading this... 🌟💫
      😊💝💖🤗I sincerely hope you and your beloved ones have a great 2021 with luck and love!!!🤗💖💝😊

  • @bigbadharry0018
    @bigbadharry0018 4 года назад +2

    If Noah visits epic games hq the final boss music will just start playing on the world’s largest speaker and Tim sweeny will walk out with a long sword and say “it has begun”

  • @philippboiii2851
    @philippboiii2851 3 года назад +2

    8:04
    Noah: why do you have a 69 on your Back?
    Sweaty crack Kid: cause im kakashi
    How it acctualy should have Ended
    Noah:you s**Ty tryhard why are you soccer skin!?
    Sweaty crack Kid: cause im Cracked at fortnite (Justin Sound)

  • @bearsarefast1483
    @bearsarefast1483 4 года назад +5

    Who’s here after they actually did what he said in the update

  • @jassiellopez2226
    @jassiellopez2226 4 года назад +42

    POV: This video has more likes than views

    • @MrSplashMan0
      @MrSplashMan0 4 года назад

      Nah fam it’s doesn’t that’s illegal

    • @Missing_xdd
      @Missing_xdd 4 года назад

      You know what means POV, idiot?

    • @bon13000
      @bon13000 4 года назад

      That's impossible

  • @osjuah
    @osjuah 4 года назад +4

    LET CEEDAY OUT OF THE BASEMENT

  • @zweif4144
    @zweif4144 4 года назад +1

    That thumbnail was the best

  • @Asc.jp3g
    @Asc.jp3g 3 года назад

    That intro with Tim Sweeney was funny and cool

  • @HamsterWeirdness
    @HamsterWeirdness 4 года назад +4

    This is big brain move

  • @retrof8652
    @retrof8652 4 года назад +6

    “we didnt have to fight him he killed himself” alright, thats enough youtube for one evening

  • @frazzles7700
    @frazzles7700 4 года назад +4

    4:10 got me dead

  • @celiachavez7248
    @celiachavez7248 4 года назад

    This the best RUclips intro I’ve seen