The Lawyerz -- Chef Boyardees Of The Mine

(g barcher)
There was a coal mine in Berlin
And the boss was Stalin
The rest of the 500 employees
Were all Chef Boyardee
Chef Boyardees of the mine
The Chef Boyardees were sweating and heaving
Mounds of coal on their backs
They worked 23 hours a day 7 days a week
Chef Boyardees of the mine Talking about the spaghetti-canning kind
Then the mine filled up with methane
Causing their hats to inflate
They floated out the hole of the mine
And disappeared into the sky
// rec'd @ Embalm-A-Pickle Society (Brownwood, TX) June 2024.