Kramer Sells His Life Story To Peterman | The Van Buren Boys | Seinfeld
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- Опубликовано: 18 окт 2024
- That's perfect irony!
From Seinfeld Season 8 Episode 14 'The Van Buren Boys': Jerry's new girlfriend seems to good to be true. George awards a scholarship to an average student. Elaine turns to Kramer for help in preparing Peterman's autobiography.
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Seinfeld stars Jerry Seinfeld as a stand-up comedian whose life in New York City is made even more chaotic by his quirky group of friends who join him in wrestling with life's most perplexing, yet often trivial questions. Often described as "a show about nothing," Seinfeld mines the humor in life's mundane situations like waiting in line, searching for a lost item, or the trials and tribulations of dating. Co-starring are Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Jerry's ex-girlfriend and current platonic pal, Elaine Benes; Jason Alexander as George Costanza, Jerry's neurotic hard-luck best friend; and Michael Richards as Jerry's eccentric neighbor, Kramer.
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Kramer Sells His Life Story To Peterman | The Van Buren Boys | Seinfeld
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O'Hurley's delivery of the line "....The very pants I was returning..." was nothing short of genius.
amen lol
“Perfect irony” 😂
Love ohurly
You should have heard me say, "Medium iced coffee. One cream, one sugar, 2 caramel"
"Peterman here"
"Mr Peterson"
Lol, that's brilliant
Makes me laugh every time
no one knows anyone on this show lol
Kramer is a. Clown 😂
Nobody on this planet can replace Michael Richards in that role of Cosmo. He is gold.
His stand up was my favorite 🤣
people who annoy you.. he's the og ng
The role of a lifetime.
It's gold Jerry, gold!
Definitely better than the guy who stole the raisins.
4:56 "You take back your tales, you vagabond..." Love that line...
Yippee yigh yay
@@bbierman7😅😅😅
😂😂😂
I always loved that Peterman assumed he was wearing the pants he was returning in Elaine's "story" 🤣
Why wouldn't he be? Do you just walk around naked, holding pants?
......@@hxhdfjifzirstc894
@@hxhdfjifzirstc894 only on casual friday.
Uhm what
@@hxhdfjifzirstc894 dude you can't be serious. You wear OTHER PANTS, especially so that on the way you back you aren't naked lol. That's literally what Elaine pointed out at 2:20
Peterman is a great character
Great character is underrated for him
@@pandam9638 How exactly is he underrated?
@@giraffesareselfish9563 You didn't get it.
Autism?
@@giraffesareselfish9563 He's not underrated. A lot of "Seinfeld" fans love Peterman. When there's a poll about "favorite recurring character outside the core four," he's usually right up there, along with Frank and Estelle Costanza.
Is Peterman supposed to be British or just upper-class?
Peterman's over-the-top bombastic delivery makes me smile every time. Kramer, out of tales, resorted to buying 'bunion stories' from Newman.
For 8 bucks.
Peterman’s voice cracks me up every time 😂
The "Van Buren Boys" is one of the most out there gags
Yes. The writers could weave anything into a bit for an episode, no matter how obscure or odd.
Martin Van Buren was the president they most admired.
When I hit rock bottom I almost joined
There's a seedy red light district street dividing the north and south side of Phoenix called Van Buren St
Just wanted to say….
Occupado! Lol😂😂😂
Petermans delivery is legendary ..
"Take your stories back, you vagabond, I've got Bettis to spin my yarn" 😂 Peterman was the best, Jerry, the best!
Elaine bettis lol
Kramer "Yippiee-Ki-yay!"
Haha is she related to Jerome?
Jerome 'The Bus' Benes
I love the way Peterman says “nonsense”.
I like how Elaine's hair gets progressively more psychotic in each scene
Must be Kramer's influence.
"Consider Elaine at your disposal"- that is brutal
“What do you say you and I order ourselves a pie?!”
I love it when a work meeting turns into forgetting about work and hanging out.
He must have meant Elaine would buy them a pie. Peterman is dependent on coupons.
Suzie paid for the pie.
If he had ordered more of that pie often, Elaine wouldn't have ate the mold cake from office fridge..
WORK NEEDS MORE FOOD AND LAUGHS
Nobody is more profoundly in love with life than Peterman.
The very pants I was returning 🤣 that part always gets me
2:00
Elaine's slow decent into visible confusion always gets me 😂😂
*descent
He sold his entire life for $750 😂
That’s almost 1500$ in 2023
LMFAO he threw $1,500 he knew he wouldn't get that much. 😂🤣😂😂😂😂
That's about a third of his monthly rent
@@alcaldealer8515STILL! I’d go maybe $500/story (2023) minimum! Kramer-level stories got prime value
@@Donathon-xt2nlKramer had a rent controlled studio. He was paying ~400/mo
"Kramer my friend, that is one ripping good yarn".😂 Peterman is the best.
Elaine : Remember when you sold your stories to Peterman and then bought them back ?
Kramer : Vaguely
¨Well, I like to work in the evenings¨..including the delivery, one of the funniest lines of all the episodes.
Kramer and Elaine were probably the most hilarious when they’re together 😂😂
Pants story is just pure comedy. Only seinfeld can do it.
Peterman reaction when Elaine finished her story and then … “ the very own pants I was returning “ brilliant writing and acting
If Elaine 's book turns out a disaster,we don't have to name names or point fingers... she could always blame Susie..
Lol yes RIP Susie.
What if she made it into a coffee table book that's actually a coffee table?
This makes me so happy!
Left out the best bit!
“Oh I bought a bunch of bunion stories off Newman!”
“How much did you pay?”
“8 bucks! Think I’m getting ripped off. NEWMAN!!!!”
Lol I rewatched that last night, I cried 😂
For those who don’t know, this is based on Larry David’s oddball neighbor Kenny Kramer, who let LD make him a character in Seinfeld but LD wouldn’t let him play himself. Kenny Kramer then started doing “the real kramer” bus tours in NYC.
The scenes in “the pilot” and S4 where they’re producing “Jerry” where Kramer is tries to play himself but is refused for another wacky and very physical actor are also based on this.
I want to see a montage here from The Doodle episode where things lead up to the Billy Mumphrey thing with Elaine and that manuscript she couldn't read because Jerry's place was fogged for fleas. "Well, it's a story about love, deception, greed, lust, and unbridled enthusiasm. Billy was a simple country boy-- you might say a cockeyed optimist, who got himself mixed up in the high stakes game of world diplomacy and international intrigue."
Kramer Really didn't think through what it meant to sell his life stories away 🤣😂🤣
Eh it all works out for him regardless.
Elaine, are you listening?? I didn’t even get there 😂
I'm a naive woman. Watching this episode I thought Van Buren Boys is a real thing.
I love you.
They are not?! But I thought they are based on Van Buren, the 9th Italian prime minister or president!
Nope but he was the 8th President
Martin Van Buren.
4:40 “Peterman here”..............."Mr. Petersen....."
Petersen, Steinfeld, Kessler, Art Corvelay, CantStandYa. Good enough for an alternative show (another Bizzaro version).
@@LB14745 And Fentivus=Festivus (from Kruger) and Cooga=Kruger (from Frank Costanza).
Those two have little in common safe for the fact that they share a brain.
The pants story deserve a summer blockbuster movie adaptation, but they will have to tone it down a bit, it's too wild.
I really thought Bob Sacamano would have finally appeared on the Peterman Reality Tour.
You'd think he would have been attending Kramer's wingding at the pub.
Lol, "you vagabond"
You were wearing the pants you were going to return?
Elaine, are you listening, I never even got there!
🤣🤣🤣🤣
You know it's a true Kramer story when there is zero planning involved.
Just like when he sold banya the suit he was wearing 😂
I love the way that actor speaks in this (Peterman) role.
☮
AGAIN!!!!! BEST. SHOW. EVER!!!!!
Bob Saccamano must have been tons of laughs to be around...LOL
Peterman should ve bought Bob's stories...bet he had much more exciting stories..
I'd have thought he'd be on hand to celebrate Kramer's financial upturn.
@@75aces97 😂😂😂
"romance? comedy? adventure? .......erotica?" Richards' delivery is so perfect there with the clucking noises.
"Peterman Reality Tour", the most poignant tour in History after The Rutles' "Tragical History Tour".
And now... The world privacy tour.
Kramer is just different, lol...Love how he transforms into each role.
The things poor Elaine has to deal with. A bunch of nitwits 😂
TRUE! 😅🤣😅🤣
Wonder if she had tons of exclamation there..after all that kramer's story.. 😁
John O'Hurley used to MC my company events/Christmas parties, etc. He and his wife are super nice people.
The way Elain looks all crazy with a pencil in her hair lol
0:06 exactly how I feel about anywhere I live.
4:33 - You can see Peterman break character and almost burst out laughing
Nah, he meant to act like that, that wasn’t accidental.
Those stories are gold. Gold!
Man, Kramer sure does suck at negotiating.
He accepted the $20 deal from the bank after the “No hello”, he accepted the $300 from Mr Lipman for the Indian statue, and he accepted the free coffee for life from Java Word.
He could have gotten so much more from all of them.
Eh, I'd say the bank made a fair deal - He got a greeting that started with an H, $20 was better than nothin'
That's what makes it funny. He got crappy deals, when they could have been super if not for his stupidity. If he was excellent at this there would be no comedy.
@@eduardo_corrochio Obviously. I want to believe the type of comments OP made are written by bots, A.I. because real people can't be that stupid.
Actually, Kramer got $500 for the Indian Statue
That's why he's a vagabond
Seinfeld. Best show ever.
What a tangled web is spun with Elaine.
Caught between Peterman and Kramer.
Not an easy task, especially while wearing soft Italian leather shoes with French embroidery.
"I mean, some of 'em aren't even stories... look, this is a list of things in his apartment!"
This episode is literally the only reason I can remember that Martin Van Buren was the 8th president. Who says Seinfeld never taught anybody anything?
I would buy Kramer's life stories to talk about with my friends.
I have some bunion stories I'm trying to unload.
You cut off the “yippie-i-a”😂
Peterman in top 5 all characters for me
Nice pfp
“Mr. Peterson!”
If only Elaine can get into a Time Machine and travel to the year 2024 and feed all of Kramer stories into chat GPT and ask it to write Petermwn’s autobiography.
The pen in Elaine’s hair😅😅
"Oh, I bought a bunch of bunion stories from Newman - but they all stink."
Suppose Peterman took Kramer up on his offering of tales of erotica? Could have been a 2-episode show
The Van Buren boys ain't no joke in the city.. 🤣🤣🤣
Peterman is the best reoccurring side character on the show lmfao
Peterman's character never disappoints !! 😂😂😂😂
"Hello, Mr. PeterSON! Lmao
Seinfeld and The Andy Griffith Show were the best TV shows ever in history!!
Yes ! And Kramer and Barney the best two characters ever.
gunsmoke better than both combined
@@pondturt They should have cancelled Gunsmoke and kept season 4 of Gilligan's Island.
@@imaouima haha thats the gayest thing I ever heard thats why gunsmoke went 20 seasons
i got turned off of Andy Griffith Show once I realized that pretty much every storyline was resolved by the characters lying to each other. Try watching any random episode and notice all the lying
"You take back your tales vagabond" 😂
Peterman one of Seinfeld’s best guest characters.
And they had the nerve to remove the REAL Peterman from the book signing
“Well, I uhhh…I like to work in the evenings.”
So hilarious just saw this the other night!!! 😅👍🍕
"You take back your tales, you vagabond!"
4:34 O'Hurley broke character there
George Costanza the greatest hero of the show… Neumann comes a distant 2nd, then Kramer 3rd followed by Jackie Lawyer and then Mr Bookman + Soup Nasi
I was all dirty! 😂😂😂
The whole conversation between Kramer and Elaine starting at 1:38 is just glorious nonsense. So good.
See that's "Seinfeld" in a nutshell... glorious nonsense.
I like the pants stories
Kramer. Enough said!
Omg…never gets old. The end where George tries to escape the Van Buren boys…that was hilarious!
I'm literally crying laughing rn, After Peterman talks about slipping in mud. 😢
Elaine is endearing in this episode
"What were you going to wear on the way back"
"Elaine, are you even listening....I didn't even get there" 😂😂
Comedy gold and tells so much about Kramer's personality, living life on the edge😂😂
It's just so good....
At the 2:47 mark over Elaine's right shoulder, it looks like Man Hands is sitting there.
Jesus, who wrote this. It's brilliant. The nonsense of it all . Amazing
Cosmo erotica 💀💀
They cut off the yippyayay at the end :(
I really think Larry David missed a few opportunities with some of the various supporting cast greats that were part of this show. A Peterman spinoff where Elaine would make an appearance here or there would have likely done great.
I agree. Jackie Childs would've been great too.
Oh you’re so cute, the Van Buren boys are just a story. But The Legend of Billy Jean was 100% real!!
That book is going to be the best seller
Peterman: J Crew and Eddie Bauer catalog come to life.
Even the thin layer of gabardine was right out of them.
Mr Peterman is one my favorite character in this show
“Elaine, are you listening? I didn’t even get there!”
😂😂😂😂 I love Mr. Peterman
I would love to read a book about Cosmo Kramer's life story!
🥺“I was all dirty” 🤣
THE VERY PANTS I WAS RETURNING! NOW THAT'S INTERESTING WRITING! 😂
I would LOVE to read a book about Kramer 😂
I like when Kramer bought some Newman stories! 😭😭😭
"...the very pants I was returning!"