Yellowstone Supervolcano: America’s Armageddon

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  • Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2024

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  • @geographicstravel
    @geographicstravel  4 года назад +148

    Check out Squarespace: squarespace.com/geographics for 10% off on your first purchase.

    • @jwenting
      @jwenting 4 года назад +9

      actually the Yellowstone caldera can be timed with some precision as its eruptions depend directly on plate tectonics. Hence the historical record for its eruptions shows a pretty clear regularity (on historical timescales) making geologists believe that an eruption is due any millenium now (by geological record, in other words, it should erupt around now, give or take 10.000 years).

    • @werewolfman186
      @werewolfman186 4 года назад +2

      Krakatowa was a super volcano tho

    • @Bearrrrrrrrr
      @Bearrrrrrrrr 4 года назад +1

      You should do Mount St. Helens some time

    • @carlgrau5910
      @carlgrau5910 4 года назад +1

      Mont Saint-Michel maybe this would be a good one??

    • @teebee4626
      @teebee4626 4 года назад +3

      Love your videos! But, without being an asshole, I would love to see more maps, to see for example where the dust cloud would have ended

  • @RangerMcFriendly
    @RangerMcFriendly 2 года назад +322

    As a former Yellowstone NP Ranger and Historian, I am also amazed about how you nailed the history of the Park. I wrote my thesis on how the Northern Pacific Railroad’s financier, Jay Cooke, single-handedly funded Yellowstone’s creation as a National Park. He needed a new destination for his train in the northern Wyoming territory and upon hearing Nathaniel Langford (from the Washburn Langford Doane Expedition) talking about a rumor he had heard about a place where the earth was like Hell, he financed the Expedition himself to find this place, hence the 1870 expedition. Langford was a man of tall tales and likely a narcissist tho. He made up a story about a campfire in Madison Junction where he came up with the idea of a “Nation’s Park”. Not really considering he told that story many years later. But the Expedition laid the groundwork for the Hayden Geological Expedition one year later which had artist Thomas Moran and photographer William H Jackson tagging along. That Expedition was instrumental since it was Moran’s artwork of Grand Canyon of the Yellowstone and Jackson’s photos that greeted Congressmen in 1872 when they voted on the Yellowstone Park Act of 1872 establishing the world’s first National Park. It didn’t cost Congress a dime though so that’s why it was almost unanimous. Jay Cooke took up the financing though as long as his train had first dibs to tourism! He made sure the train’s clientele followed the new rules though. Some didn’t and that’s why the US Army was brought in to establish Fort Yellowstone to protect it. Eventually in 1916 the NPS was formed (thanks to another billionaire, Borax businessman Stephen T Mather, who like Cooke pumped millions into making the NPS and became its first Director), and the Park Ranger outfits were just the old US Army ones (hence the flat Stetson hats and baggy pants).

    • @D45VR
      @D45VR Год назад +8

      Quite interesting. And I think being a Park Ranger at Yellowstone seems like a dream career.

    • @archlich4489
      @archlich4489 Год назад +3

      Cheers! What did you think of the BBC movie "Supervolcano"? Was it accurate?

    • @Kiwi-ICU-RN
      @Kiwi-ICU-RN Год назад

      Imagine if they’d thought about the whole world 🙄

    • @infledermaus
      @infledermaus Год назад +3

      I'd love to work there until my life ends. I'm going on 70. Won't be long now. 😂😂😂

    • @justinsmith4562
      @justinsmith4562 Год назад

      @@infledermaus hopefully

  • @markculp893
    @markculp893 4 года назад +796

    5:39 "forming a depression the size of Rhode Island"
    hey man leave my personal life out of this

    • @beastmaster415
      @beastmaster415 4 года назад +14

      U ok Mark?

    • @waynesligar5948
      @waynesligar5948 4 года назад +7

      I No the feeling i can't work anymore my lower back is fubared after 4 surgeries doctors say they can't do anything else, i can at least walk a little bit

    • @beastmaster415
      @beastmaster415 4 года назад +1

      @@waynesligar5948 damn dude🙏🏾🤘🏾🌎

    • @jayodinson3448
      @jayodinson3448 4 года назад +3

      @@waynesligar5948 go to a chiropractor. Sometimes that's what it takes. And lol into CBD products. Helps with pain and inflammation and overall good for the body, without the intoxicating effects of THC

    • @waynesligar5948
      @waynesligar5948 4 года назад +4

      @@jayodinson3448 my bottom 4 discs are fussed together, i have a pain pump inside me and one doctor is burning nerves. I went to a chiropractor in 2004 until i found out the discs where gone it was bone on bone so first surgery was 2006 what'd 3 months before o start going back to work a few hours a day then the screws in my back pulled out but i had to wait 6 months before they could go back in to put bigger screws. Found out my bones had gotten soft so i had to take medicine to strengthen them so the surgery would do better

  • @RangerMcFriendly
    @RangerMcFriendly 2 года назад +102

    Former Yellowstone Park Ranger here: I freaking love this channel! Simon nails it all. Hank Hessler, the now former head geologist of the Park, told me about how much he dislikes the 2012 movie and all the fake scare-porn documentaries about the supervolcano. He said that a remarkable thing has happened in the past 640,000 years. Norris Geyser Basin formed. What that did was give the magma chamber a kind of pressure release valve. It allows the chamber to decompress when gas builds up the pressure in the chamber. He said Yellowstone’s next eruption will be remarkable because it won’t be a megablast but rather a tame lava eruption. Norris Geyser Basin will be overrun with lava spewing out of geysers, fumeroles and hot springs. The Park will have to close but guess what? No Armageddon. This is all from the mouth of the most knowledgeable person on the Yellowstone Caldera.

    • @D45VR
      @D45VR Год назад +5

      I suspect you and Hessler are correct but that story wouldn't get any clicks.

    • @trukeesey8715
      @trukeesey8715 Год назад +2

      What does "freaking" mean?
      Listen to Prem Rawat!

    • @nemanjap8768
      @nemanjap8768 Год назад +2

      Maybe ,maybe not . You can't really predict nature 100%

    • @cjsawinski
      @cjsawinski Год назад +2

      Ya I don’t agree at all… it will erupt in full form again 100%… just comes down to when. I was no ranger but I lived in the GYE (Greater Yellowstone Ecosystem) for more than a decade, and studied the microbes in the hot springs when I thought I was going to get a degree in Biology. My friend made the discovery of the microbes and now runs the biology department at Stanford. Biology has nothing to do with Geology but living and studying in the park for that king only taught me that Yellowstone is just ticking away.
      Even if the geyser theory is correct, it would only take a mild earthquake cluster to moves rocks around and close up those vents. And Yellowstone gets dozens of earthquakes everyday.

    • @wiezyczkowata
      @wiezyczkowata Год назад

      I wouldn't be surprised if it never erupted at all,

  • @RepellentJeff
    @RepellentJeff 4 года назад +1696

    0.00014% chance of erupting.
    2020: Come on, big money, big money, no whammy, no whammy-STOP!

    • @popeclementxi7303
      @popeclementxi7303 4 года назад +16

      that is very funny

    • @rockymntnguns
      @rockymntnguns 4 года назад +41

      Just nuke it that’ll fix it

    • @ryancoulter4797
      @ryancoulter4797 4 года назад +34

      Anybody just feel that?

    • @BookofProverbs
      @BookofProverbs 4 года назад +20

      2020 just figured out the sequence to the whammy board

    • @konpeki2037
      @konpeki2037 4 года назад +18

      2020: goodness what a idea. Why didn’t I think of that?

  • @Akmundra1
    @Akmundra1 4 года назад +2035

    OMG there are over 300 Geezers in Yellowstone? Somebody help those poor crotchety old men, they’re trapped above magma pools!

    • @Denpachii
      @Denpachii 4 года назад +61

      Dang you for beating me to that comment!

    • @tarn1135
      @tarn1135 4 года назад +19

      I should have read further down on the comments before I made my joke. Darn it. You win.

    • @WildStar2002
      @WildStar2002 4 года назад +24

      Ha! Came down here looking for this comment - well done! :-)

    • @annescholey6546
      @annescholey6546 4 года назад +10

      MAG-MA!

    • @tiffinyharrington9307
      @tiffinyharrington9307 4 года назад +7

      😂😂😂

  • @justandy333
    @justandy333 4 года назад +311

    20:56 - There is a very simple word in the english language used to describe such an illness brought on by inhaling volcanic dust....
    Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.
    I'm surprised Simons script writer didn't slip that one in to this video.

    • @thomasblock1164
      @thomasblock1164 3 года назад +61

      that's not a word, that's a sentence that forgot it's spacing

    • @c0nc3ntr8d6
      @c0nc3ntr8d6 3 года назад +21

      That’s a HUGE miss. Would have been brilliant to include that lung disease.

    • @woomeebly
      @woomeebly 2 года назад +16

      Basically, you inhale the particles which are sharp and glassy. The particles cut the tissues and embed themselves further into the lungs, causing internal bleeding in the alveolus. The loss of blood and the resulting secondary infections will finish you off. Pretty straightforward really.

    • @aslightlysanescientist3874
      @aslightlysanescientist3874 2 года назад +4

      @@woomeebly also cause abnormal bone growth which is something

    • @tasha4253
      @tasha4253 2 года назад +7

      That's not a word, that's a keymash

  • @GarikDuvall
    @GarikDuvall 4 года назад +1693

    "If Yellowstone suddenly went Old Testament on America's ass" lol, love how he says stuff like this with straight face.

    • @gorillawhale1046
      @gorillawhale1046 4 года назад +34

      Bro super volcanos all over the world are acting up, I think old testament on the world has a greater probability of hqppening this or next year.

    • @marciam7301
      @marciam7301 4 года назад +10

      That was the best line in the video

    • @jsolivas1516
      @jsolivas1516 4 года назад +8

      That statement made me burst out laughing

    • @realyoriginalchanel3218
      @realyoriginalchanel3218 4 года назад +11

      A supervulcano like yellowstone would take 50 years of buildup during with ground deformation and other things could be observed before it would explode and that is simply not happening

    • @MiracleWinchester
      @MiracleWinchester 4 года назад +7

      British humour be like thta

  • @hannah1948
    @hannah1948 4 года назад +523

    if simon had been my history teacher back in school, I would have paid a lot more attention.

    • @andygreen3575
      @andygreen3575 3 года назад +9

      You'd have suffered from PTSD and afraid to leave the house.

    • @notme2day
      @notme2day 3 года назад +5

      @@andygreen3575 nah .. not with the way he tells it .. I'd love to hear him audio book a Stephen King novel with commentary it would be brilliant!
      😆

    • @st4s.and.fl0w3rs
      @st4s.and.fl0w3rs 3 года назад +2

      I'm homeschooled and I use his videos as part of my history class

    • @notmyname3556
      @notmyname3556 3 года назад +1

      More like geography teacher

    • @trishapellis
      @trishapellis 2 года назад +5

      Luckily for me, my history teachers in high school was not dissimilar. One of them at one point turned Henry VIII and his wives into a game show. The other tried to explain the impaling of a French king in 'less explicit terms' (in order to avoid the word 'impaling'), before realizing that was way worse and going "they spitted him like a pig, okay?"

  • @xanmontes8715
    @xanmontes8715 4 года назад +120

    The voice of Knowledge: "... a secret place in Idaho with candy-floss trees..."
    Me: He knows too much...

  • @peteT269
    @peteT269 4 года назад +63

    As a geochemist who has published research on the second very large eruption at Yellowstone, this was definitely the best video on Yellowstone that I've watched. I like that you mentioned that the majority of eruptions at Yellowstone are very small explosive/effusive events, rather than cataclysms.

    • @esecallum
      @esecallum 4 года назад +2

      WHY NOT JUST LANCE THE BOIL? You can easily avert the explosion . SIMPLY DRILL ABOUT 100 OIL PIPELINES IN THE UPPER AREA ABOVE THE CALDERA AND BLEED OF THE HIGH PRESSURE GASES. THIS IS CALLED LANCING THE BOIL. USING VALVES YOU CAN CONTROL THE PRESSURE REDUCTION . YOU CAN ALSO DIVERT THE HOT GASES FOR ENERGY PRODUCTION FOR THE WHOLE OF AMERICA. I JUST SAVED AMERICA. THIS IDEA IS COPYRIGHTED.

    • @penelope-oe2vr
      @penelope-oe2vr 2 года назад +1

      Is the above commenter idea even feasible ?

    • @deviricx983
      @deviricx983 2 года назад +5

      No, it’s a troll

    • @friendsofthegerund7693
      @friendsofthegerund7693 Год назад +2

      Misplaced modifier: "As a geochemist ... this". You said that "this" was a geochemist, you didn't say that YOU were a geochemist. Minus 1 point.
      Uphold the Friends of the Gerund!

    • @Michelle-tr5sq
      @Michelle-tr5sq Год назад

      Bruce Willis 😅

  • @SpartanHighKing14
    @SpartanHighKing14 4 года назад +521

    _Corona virus is the worst thing to happen to humans this year_
    Yellow Stone Volcano " *Hold my magma* "

    • @EmoJones13
      @EmoJones13 4 года назад +26

      It would be the firework-studded sendoff to 2020 that we're all expecting at this point. A veritable cherry on top of the shit sundae.

    • @mikealford8215
      @mikealford8215 4 года назад +1

      So far

    • @marcinfmpl3801
      @marcinfmpl3801 4 года назад

      Hey, you could have made Chernobyl worse if you were any more arrogant

    • @sirgoddy1170
      @sirgoddy1170 4 года назад

      Dork

    • @somethinglikethat2176
      @somethinglikethat2176 4 года назад +2

      @@marcinfmpl3801 sounds like someone need to go to the infirmary.

  • @GeoRyukaiser
    @GeoRyukaiser 3 года назад +57

    As an Australian all I hear is 'cooler temperatures' and 'more rain' and I can think is; so the Yellowstone Super Eruption could lead to an Australian Golden Age?

    • @c0nc3ntr8d6
      @c0nc3ntr8d6 3 года назад +3

      Probably the best place to be if Yellowstone blows. Atmosphere would still be impacted though.

    • @rodneyk6913
      @rodneyk6913 3 года назад +3

      Australia is already living a golden age. We just don't tell anyone. 🇦🇺

    • @johannageisel5390
      @johannageisel5390 3 года назад +3

      As somebody living in the east of Germany: I hear you!
      A decade of rainfall is what we need to regenerate our ground water.

    • @Xavier7392
      @Xavier7392 3 года назад +1

      @@johannageisel5390 poor choice of words... hope everything's ok.

    • @johannageisel5390
      @johannageisel5390 3 года назад +2

      @@Xavier7392 "Poor choice of words"?
      I'm afraid I do not know what you mean.
      I just wanted to report that it's not only Australia and the West of North America that's suffering from drought.

  • @darkstorminc
    @darkstorminc 4 года назад +999

    2020 is almost over, what else could possible go wrong!
    Yellowstone: Pull my finger.

    • @garygrant91
      @garygrant91 4 года назад +7

      Yellowstone is not the only active supervolcano that could have its finger pulled. Depending on who you ask, there are between six and twelve active supervolcanos in the world, with another eight that are might be active. Yellowstone is only the most studied and as a result gets the most press.

    • @Doxymeister
      @Doxymeister 4 года назад +2

      @@Future-Preps35 Don't forget Long Valley and Valles Caldera...

    • @anarchyantz1564
      @anarchyantz1564 4 года назад +2

      Don't worry, you still have November 3rd to look forward to.

    • @hedgehognegative1059
      @hedgehognegative1059 4 года назад +6

      @@Future-Preps35 if the next few years keep getting worse they may both erupt at the same time

    • @AlphaWolf789
      @AlphaWolf789 4 года назад +1

      XD

  • @thepilotist7297
    @thepilotist7297 4 года назад +1180

    *Watching in 2019*: “oh that would be really scary but probably not going to happen.”
    *Watching in 2020*: “oh no...”

    • @rogerparker6771
      @rogerparker6771 4 года назад +17

      Lmao..that's why I'm here👀👀🤦‍♂️

    • @Talmid.of.Mashiah
      @Talmid.of.Mashiah 4 года назад +33

      This was uploaded in 2020.

    • @9nxt
      @9nxt 4 года назад +16

      I had by bets on aliens for June but no bingo :/

    • @PostalPatriot556
      @PostalPatriot556 4 года назад +10

      I don’t know why you would’ve thought it wouldn’t happen. It’s way over due and literally a ticking time bomb.

    • @TheBOOTYSWEAT107
      @TheBOOTYSWEAT107 4 года назад +16

      @@PostalPatriot556 did you even watch the video? Lmao

  • @bbthing68
    @bbthing68 4 года назад +86

    My grandfather ran a cattle ranch until he passed away. It was located in southeastern Wyoming. But he was also involved with rural electrification and had a chance to travel also.
    He used to tell me that “Yellowstone was full of oddities, while Yosemite was the prettiest place he ever visited.”

    • @marcorodrigues8303
      @marcorodrigues8303 2 года назад +1

      Você acha que eu sou Thet em Yellowstone 🌋 ele vem Adormecido há 6040 milhões de anos ele quer despertar . porque não já passou da Hora né #

    • @jaredphillips7068
      @jaredphillips7068 2 года назад +2

      .Have you ever been to Yosemite? He's right

    • @jamesaritchie1
      @jamesaritchie1 Год назад

      Honestly, I feel much safer in Yellowstone than in Yosemite. I doubt there's another mountain range on earth that has no many rocksli9des, rock falls, and even large chunks of mountains breaking loose. I have no doubt that most of the people who have gone missing out there an dover the decades are buried under a whole lot of rock.

  • @resileaf9501
    @resileaf9501 4 года назад +384

    Let's distract ourselves from our impending doom by watching a video about our impending doom.
    Brilliant. :D

    • @ericagrant6260
      @ericagrant6260 4 года назад

      😀

    • @ernestimken6969
      @ernestimken6969 4 года назад +1

      Why would humanity contemplate impending doom? Have we done anything so bad to warrant annailation? The answer is yes. The first extinction wasn't by asteroid, but by water. A worldwide flood was the reason for that. It was mass murder to the point of self- extinction. (Genesis 4:23,24) The Creator rescued that generation through one good man and his family along with two of every species He brought them through that flood in a giant wood box called Noah's Ark.
      Today humanity is working toward self-extinction again. For many years we have established legalized murder. Abortion has caused death to over 100 million children worldwide along with recent reports of 21 million people dead in the PRC from CV19. However, there will be good people rescued again by the millions. (1&2 Thessalonians, but particularly 2 Th.4:16-18).

    • @rayzorrayzor9000
      @rayzorrayzor9000 4 года назад

      You shouldn’t believe all you read in books m8 , chilax 😂😂😂

    • @krazi77
      @krazi77 4 года назад

      @Jeff Stevens can't the eruption be postponed for a few days, I'm going on vacation!

    • @pewds_hostage
      @pewds_hostage 4 года назад

      Ernest Imken what belief is this

  • @robyndaniell434
    @robyndaniell434 4 года назад +1470

    "Three hundred geezers..." Hmmm, North American Geezer Society convention, sounds about right.

    • @rickardrakkoon2500
      @rickardrakkoon2500 4 года назад +50

      He mispronounces alot of words trying to sound "smart"

    • @chendaforest
      @chendaforest 4 года назад +97

      @@rickardrakkoon2500 Its just his accent.

    • @LannasMissingLink
      @LannasMissingLink 4 года назад +55

      @@chendaforest yeah his accent comes from English people trying to sound smarter. The accent is called "the queen's english"

    • @franciscodanconia4324
      @franciscodanconia4324 4 года назад +10

      The British talk funny

    • @lehampton1
      @lehampton1 4 года назад +21

      The Showshown Indians knew about those old geezers.

  • @billkipper3264
    @billkipper3264 4 года назад +214

    I hate to be a grammar nazi but Shoshone is prounounced, "show show knee".

    • @Briggsby
      @Briggsby 3 года назад +12

      I was wondering if someone was gonna point that out.

    • @ZER0ZER0SE7EN
      @ZER0ZER0SE7EN 3 года назад +10

      The "Showsown" live among the "geesuhs".

    • @manderzzz8702
      @manderzzz8702 3 года назад +27

      **shuh-show-nee. We’re all a bit of a grammar cop lol

    • @StyxRiverGynoid
      @StyxRiverGynoid 3 года назад +30

      Not to be nitpicky, but I think you meant you hate to be a linguistic coach ....

    • @georgemcintyre3508
      @georgemcintyre3508 3 года назад +10

      @@StyxRiverGynoid cunning linguistic skills

  • @billiondollardan
    @billiondollardan 4 года назад +394

    Show show knee The name "Shoshone" comes from Sosoni, a Shoshone word for high-growing grasses

    • @kingjellybean9795
      @kingjellybean9795 4 года назад +31

      Thank you lol saved me from going indepth on that

    • @TheVossmic
      @TheVossmic 4 года назад +9

      I live in shoshone county idaho we say the same way he did, there are three different tribes of shoshone

    • @MaxBrix
      @MaxBrix 4 года назад +18

      @Jeff Oliver Geezers probably checkin out the geysers.

    • @blacquejacqueshellaque6373
      @blacquejacqueshellaque6373 4 года назад +12

      @Jeff Oliver Yeah, that one hurt my ears

    • @MpowerdAPE
      @MpowerdAPE 4 года назад +10

      Sometimes I think he does it on purpose....

  • @hollywoodusmcboss8867
    @hollywoodusmcboss8867 4 года назад +41

    Having lived through mt.st.helens covered in over 3ft of ash thinking nuclear warheads had hit the west coast and never seeing any loved ones again...what a experience for a 17 year old

    • @godisincontrolamerica972
      @godisincontrolamerica972 4 года назад +2

      God bless you...you've already suffered enough.

    • @dieseljohnsnow5371
      @dieseljohnsnow5371 3 года назад +4

      Made a Fortune cleaning peoples gutters, cars, windows, siding.
      Vacuums useless. H2O only way.
      Remember Mt. Hood rumbled long time. Suddenly switched to St. Helens. Quicker it blew.

  • @michaelsuerth1448
    @michaelsuerth1448 4 года назад +39

    Simon, I would very much enjoy you doing a show on "floating rescue stations". These were used by both the English and the Germans during WW 2. They were to help save lives of downed pilots and seaman who had survived having their ships sunk. Other names for these floating stations are "Ocean Hostels", "Horton's Boyan", "Sea Rescue Bouyans", "Lobster Pots", and "Sea Shanties". Until today, I myself did not know they had ever existed. I would like you to pass along another "learn something new every day". Just as your videos have taught me many new things almost daily. tyvm for your time.

  • @mybackhurts7020
    @mybackhurts7020 4 года назад +188

    Simon you weren’t supposed to tell them about the candy forest

    • @korgothkillings2032
      @korgothkillings2032 4 года назад +1

      I heard him say candy forest. Where is this.

    • @joshmiller7870
      @joshmiller7870 4 года назад +16

      @@korgothkillings2032 It is next to Big Rock Candy Mountain of course XD.

    • @StrangeScaryNewEngland
      @StrangeScaryNewEngland 4 года назад +7

      @@joshmiller7870 Yup. There's a lake of stew and of whiskey, too. You can paddle all around it and a big canoe

    • @joshmiller7870
      @joshmiller7870 4 года назад

      @@StrangeScaryNewEngland LOL

    • @robinderoos1166
      @robinderoos1166 4 года назад +11

      @@joshmiller7870 lets go to candy mountain Charlie!

  • @cherrymeg6021
    @cherrymeg6021 4 года назад +217

    omg when Simon basically said “don’t run, pick a god and pray” I LOST it

    • @That_Guy_Ty
      @That_Guy_Ty 4 года назад +9

      Major woody Yellowstone won’t touch you, but all the lava, ash, pyroclastic flow, explosions of the ground, ECT... is sure as shit going to get you

    • @arrowdynamlc
      @arrowdynamlc 4 года назад +4

      @Major woody I'm sure for me, dying in lava will be good practice for burning in hell.
      oh wait it's a fairytale

    • @jeannettelatour9089
      @jeannettelatour9089 4 года назад +3

      This is a truth. God said when the earth shakes, don't run like the hea than.stand & praise the Lord, He will save us.

    • @jeannettelatour9089
      @jeannettelatour9089 4 года назад

      Magna is on the move everywhere.

    • @martinhristov3670
      @martinhristov3670 4 года назад +3

      @@jeannettelatour9089 lmao if he cared about us he wouldn't have blown up the volcano to begin with

  • @helgaformo2054
    @helgaformo2054 3 года назад +51

    "Never Tell Me the Odds."
    - Confucious -

  • @AlDano
    @AlDano 4 года назад +106

    "This would suck for campers.. " 😆

  • @icecell
    @icecell 4 года назад +442

    The way he pronounces geysers makes me think of old geezers.

    • @CrazyBear65
      @CrazyBear65 4 года назад +1

      \m/ GZR \m/

    • @Zombeegun
      @Zombeegun 4 года назад +2

      same here lol

    • @Tfin
      @Tfin 4 года назад +12

      There were 300 old people in Yellowstone that day.

    • @jphilb
      @jphilb 4 года назад +9

      He has been told. I think he is now doing it on purpose.

    • @shebbs1
      @shebbs1 4 года назад +17

      Funny how you Americans think your mispronunciations are actually correct. Your ways might be fine in the land of corn syrup, guns and grits, but "American English" is rather quaint to we Brits, oh and wrong.

  • @jppitman1
    @jppitman1 4 года назад +23

    Yup, that area is constantly changing. My Mother, who grew up 1930`s Wyoming, said that while visiting Yellowstone she was able to walk or crawl part way into an extinct geyser tube. There is a reason why there are summer traffic jams there; it`s similar to the Grand Canyon in the sense that little to nothing like it exists elsewhere in the world. Out of titanic tectonic dynamic forces arise titanic beauty and wonder. We truly marvel at such grandeur.

  • @ChungusTheHumongous
    @ChungusTheHumongous 4 года назад +170

    This reminds me of a meme I saw the other day: your chances of being killed by a cat are low but never zero

    • @sarasmr4278
      @sarasmr4278 4 года назад +15

      Cows kill more people than sharks.
      Which makes sense since you don't see cows in the ocean very often.
      (But really, they do.)

    • @josephmclennan1229
      @josephmclennan1229 4 года назад +9

      I have owned a few cows , true statement , you have to keep an eye on them.

    • @danielrodriguez248
      @danielrodriguez248 4 года назад +3

      @@josephmclennan1229 that is a smart mooove

    • @makinbacon5635
      @makinbacon5635 4 года назад +2

      How does a cow kill somebody? I'm genuinely curious and i dont want to google it

    • @valiroime
      @valiroime 4 года назад +9

      @Sasha Kazmar: Your chances of being killed _by pretty much anything_ is low but not zero.

  • @chrisvickers7928
    @chrisvickers7928 4 года назад +24

    I visited Yellowstone with my parents in the summer of 1959. I have vivid memories of the smells of the paint pots, the height of the geysers. The last campground we stayed in was called West Thumb. Two weeks after we left Yellowstone a large earthquake left a fault with over a metre of throw in West Thumb campground. I remember hearing the reports of that too.

  • @rose6689
    @rose6689 4 года назад +20

    I'm ready! I've got a nice lawn chair and a significant amount of whiskey. However, I'm not getting my hopes up. December 22, 2012 welcomed in the most epic hangover I've ever had...

  • @johnslaughter5475
    @johnslaughter5475 4 года назад +18

    I lived in Spokane, WA when Mount St. Helens blew its top. this is about 250 miles as the ash flies. We got about 3" of ash. Clean up was a pain. Not because it was heavy, because it was so light. Try sweeping it and it billowed into the air. The fire department loaned out hoses that we could hook up to fire hydrants. The sludge this created was even harder to move even with a fire hose. We had to quit this when it was found how much the storm drains were clogging up. People who drove a lot were to find another problem. In just a month the fine ash would put the equivalent of 100,000 miles of wear on the engines. I never wore a mask although a lot of people did. I had a chest x-ray 3 years ago to check for mesothelioma. My lungs are completely clear. So, even if the ash was in my lungs then, it isn't now.

    • @johannageisel5390
      @johannageisel5390 3 года назад +3

      They should have kept all the ash to make Roman cement from.
      Free building material for ages!

  • @OAleathaO
    @OAleathaO 4 года назад +89

    6:08 - "But even its two smaller super-eruptions were still what we call, 'pretty damn big.' " Sheesh...I didn't know there were going to be confusing technical terms used in this video. lol

    • @franl155
      @franl155 4 года назад +2

      One of them caused a 60-mile length of mountain chain to collapse. I'd call that pretty damn big :-p

    • @notme2day
      @notme2day 3 года назад +1

      Those confusing tech terms are so most Americans can grasp the concept .. you know ..thanks to the "pretty damn bad" failing educational system here 😃

    • @rogerturner3847
      @rogerturner3847 3 года назад

      Suppose cascadia quake hits a 12 or so and pops the top on Yellowstone and st hellen all at once thus half of America destroyed in a few hours talk about biblical happenings this could happen

    • @FreedomTalkMedia
      @FreedomTalkMedia 3 года назад

      @@notme2day The education system isn't failing. It's accomplishing exactly what it set out to accomplish.

  • @ignitionfrn2223
    @ignitionfrn2223 3 года назад +11

    1:40 - Chapter 1 - The exploding earth
    6:00 - Chapter 2 - The great eruptions
    9:00 - Mid roll ads
    10:30 - Chapter 3 - The invisible volcano
    15:00 - Chapter 4 - The volcano made visible
    18:45 - Chapter 5 - The world on fire

    • @qpSubZeroqp
      @qpSubZeroqp 2 года назад

      You need more like and comments to bump it up higher

    • @r.ianuhh
      @r.ianuhh 5 месяцев назад

      i was looking for you!

  • @MangaArtistify
    @MangaArtistify 4 года назад +815

    Everyone in 2012: OMG the world's gonna end! The Mayan's predicted it! 😱
    The Dyslexic Mayan who meant to write 2021: 👁👄👁

    • @freedomrider266
      @freedomrider266 4 года назад +27

      A dyslexic would have written it as 2102.....You've still got some time there dear Ashley...

    • @xjunkxyrdxdog89
      @xjunkxyrdxdog89 4 года назад +69

      @@freedomrider266 dyslexia doesn't just mean mirroring the word. Most people with dyslexia reverse pairs of letters. They dont just straight up write full words backwards.

    • @erikho6936
      @erikho6936 4 года назад +14

      @@xjunkxyrdxdog89 so... 2120?

    • @NukelearFallout
      @NukelearFallout 4 года назад +36

      @@erikho6936 Or 2021, you imbecile. Nice job missing his point entirely.

    • @jfr7694
      @jfr7694 4 года назад +3

      I worked with a couple people who went home that night thinking we wouldn't b back the next day

  • @angelachouinard4581
    @angelachouinard4581 4 года назад +155

    Whenever Simon covers these science geeky locations all I can think of is how much more I'd have enjoyed school if he was the teacher. For that matter, that applies to all his channels, regardless of topic.

    • @Greye13
      @Greye13 4 года назад +3

      I agree, Simon would make a fantastic teacher.

    • @harrisonrawlinson5650
      @harrisonrawlinson5650 4 года назад +1

      Angela Chouinard if Simon was all of my tutors at college, I would have gone to University for sure, but my actual tutors temporarily killed my enthusiasm for subjects I’d loved for years

    • @UnchainedAmerica
      @UnchainedAmerica 4 года назад +6

      he IS a teacher to all of us...for free!

    • @SharpWits2013
      @SharpWits2013 4 года назад +1

      I still remember Math Class where the teacher always said "You won't always have a calculator with you. You need to learn how to do math for yourself."
      Me: Hey Google, what's 2+2?
      Google: I wouldn't know as I'm too busy being in your pocket 24/7.

    • @warbunny13203
      @warbunny13203 4 года назад +1

      yes, schools now a days don't actually "educate" students like they use to.....fyi i graduated in 91 so i missed out on the "proficiency test" scam🤔🤔😞😞😞😞🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸

  • @sirvulcan5738
    @sirvulcan5738 3 года назад +39

    Tambora: "HA, did you hear him? He said that I'm the biggest volcanic eruption in human history! Yes!"
    Toba: "Challenge me."

  • @billbillinger2117
    @billbillinger2117 4 года назад +69

    Coronachan: Look upon my works and despair
    Yelowstone Caldera: I'm gunna do what's called a pro-gamer move.

  • @aceofarrows
    @aceofarrows 4 года назад +136

    I can only imagine this is what happened:
    Simon: "Writing team, everybody's concerned about the coronavirus. How do we distract them?"
    Writing Team: "Let's do a Geographics episode where we remind everyone there's a supervolcano beneath Yellowstone."
    Simon: "That's kinda cruel. ...But still brilliant all the same. Bring me the script when it's ready."

    • @Babarudra
      @Babarudra 4 года назад +6

      ... it can always be worse.

    • @shanehaney6040
      @shanehaney6040 4 года назад +7

      I can only imagine how this video would go if Simon treated every channel like Business Blaze...

    • @resileaf9501
      @resileaf9501 4 года назад +14

      Let's distract ourselves from our impending doom by watching a video about our impending doom.
      Brilliant. :D

    • @lostbutfreesoul
      @lostbutfreesoul 4 года назад +1

      @@resileaf9501 ,
      Hey... it works!

    • @flatplant
      @flatplant 4 года назад +5

      And if you live in the Western Cordillera of North America we also have the inevitable "big one" earthquake which is apparently way overdue to happen anytime now

  • @harvbegal6868
    @harvbegal6868 3 года назад +60

    The three known times that a super eruption had occurred, each one has been smaller than the last, with the last one being a very large lava flow. According to USGS: The rhyolite magma chamber beneath Yellowstone is only 5-15% molten (the rest is solidified but still hot), so it is unclear if there is even enough magma beneath the caldera to feed an eruption.

    • @6000hall
      @6000hall 2 года назад +14

      Spoiler; it doesn't. This is one of the first things you learn in college level geology classes as someone brings up the myth that yellowstone will be the death of us

    • @ima7333
      @ima7333 2 года назад +1

      @@6000hall toba would likely to kill most of us before yellowstone. By us i mean me & my indonesian neighbors along w/ singapore and malaysia.

    • @RangerMcFriendly
      @RangerMcFriendly 2 года назад +4

      Correct. It will be a pretty eruption of lava though at Norris Geyser Basin, where the molten magma is just a few miles under your feet. I remember the two summers I worked there people would walk off the boardwalk (ignoring the signs saying not to) and their shoes would MELT. The ground can get extremely hot in places.

    • @alinac5512
      @alinac5512 Год назад

      ​@@ima7333 my money is on one of the 2 big faults (St Andreas and Cascadia) for the next disaster coming to NA.

    • @MeesterJ
      @MeesterJ Год назад

      Campi Flegrei in Italy anyone?

  • @amandamahony2561
    @amandamahony2561 4 года назад +9

    I so appreciate that, despite your accent and non-native status, you say Oregon more correctly than most Americans East of the Rockies. Bravo!!!

  • @spectreshadow
    @spectreshadow 4 года назад +599

    The perfect sendoff to the shitstorm that is 2020 is for yellowstone to explode on december 31st.

    • @Erin-Thor
      @Erin-Thor 4 года назад +43

      Nah, November 2nd on Election Day. LOL! It would be BIBLICAL! 🤪

    • @chronosschiron
      @chronosschiron 4 года назад +4

      @@Erin-Thor
      then have tobo re-erupt and thats about it for most of humanity

    • @thedude4672
      @thedude4672 4 года назад +50

      If Trump gets reelected, I welcome the supervolcano apocalypse.
      It will surely be better than four more years of that nimrod in the White House.

    • @Erin-Thor
      @Erin-Thor 4 года назад +19

      HiPlainsDrifter - Sadly you’re correct, no amount of crimes, ineptitude or lack of character is an issue for Republicans. Why is that? Republicans used to be the Christian party just four short years ago, now you have zero principals or integrity. When did you abandon your faith and start worshiping -satin- Satan?

    • @Interrobang212
      @Interrobang212 4 года назад +20

      @@Erin-Thor I too worship soft Satin fabrics.

  • @CecexVolume
    @CecexVolume 4 года назад +13

    I love hearing about the science of the Yellowstone super volcano, but-as you alluded to-most documentaries talk about the possibility of a super eruption like it’s going to happen and my anxiety can’t take it. Thank you for this wonderfully informative yet non-threatening explanation. It’s my new favorite video on this entire platform.

    • @andersjjensen
      @andersjjensen 3 года назад +2

      Even Tambora gave ample warning signs for a couple of years before it blew it's top off. I don't know what these crackpots are going on about. Volcanos are not made out of TNT that can just suddenly detonate for no particular reason. What ultimately makes them dangerous is the pressure build-up. Volcanic activity that follow earth quakes are much more tame. The earth cracks, and look, magma starts flowing up. And this is what is most likely to happen to Yellowstone. There are already many fault lines reaching almost all the way to the magma chamber, and since more than half of it is under the mountains now, any pressure build-up is likely to just cause an earth quake that opens a channel to the vicinity of the main chamber... going to suck hard for the plants and animals in the main basin, as that's the easiest way out...

  • @richardbarry04553
    @richardbarry04553 4 года назад +32

    I find it absolutely amazing that after 4.6 BILLION years of existing this planet still contains such tremendous energy inside

    • @DeadlyDanDaMan
      @DeadlyDanDaMan 4 года назад +5

      If it didn't, we wouldn't be here.

    • @allanmeyer5870
      @allanmeyer5870 3 года назад +7

      @@bobdol8398 Actually the dominant source of internal heating of the Earth is the decay of the unstable atomic nuclei of radioactive isotopes.

    • @stevenschnepp576
      @stevenschnepp576 3 года назад +3

      @@bobdol8398 It's finite.
      Not by anything resembling the scale of multicellular life, of course, but finite nonetheless.

    • @smolfry3438
      @smolfry3438 2 года назад +2

      But the people that lives inside the planet, not so much

    • @MAGGOT_VOMIT
      @MAGGOT_VOMIT Год назад

      That's because it isn't. The mentally-devolved Evo-Bang-Bangs constantly utter "Millions or Billions of YAYERRRRRS AGOOOOO!!" which simply means, "We have no idea". 🤣

  • @Pak671
    @Pak671 4 года назад +14

    I live in Taupo, that photo shown is the view from my kitchen window. The caldera was formed around 26,000 years ago during the 'Oruanui Eruption' and last massive eruption (the biggest one) was 1800 years ago known as the Taupo Eruption.

  • @amphibiousone7972
    @amphibiousone7972 2 года назад +8

    When I think of Yellowstone I think of Ash Fall Nebraska in the United States. It's a paleontological site that you can visit and examine the dig site. It was created when Yellowstone last erupted. The ash fall killed and buried almost every animal and the fossils are preserved in the obviously volcanic ash. It's a great experience.

  • @jimmyjack1896
    @jimmyjack1896 4 года назад +353

    The odds of Yellowstone erupting in many years are about 0.00014%.
    2020: Hold my beer...

    • @Fizz-Pop
      @Fizz-Pop 4 года назад +26

      Never tell me the odds!

    • @sylviarohge4204
      @sylviarohge4204 4 года назад +11

      A potentially better candidate would be Lazufre.
      It is a geologically highly active zone with an area of ~ 1750km² which is raised by 3 cm annually.
      It is not yet certain that this is a super volcano, because due to the height and remote location, there has so far been little research on it.
      However, the rise in soil and the seismic activity suggest that it could be a super volcano.
      He is also much more active than, for example. Yellowstone.

    • @Tfin
      @Tfin 4 года назад +5

      But odds are pretty good for a huge asteroid. Could we maybe drop Chicxulub on Yellowstone in the next week or two? It'd solve SO many problems!

    • @ModemMT
      @ModemMT 4 года назад +2

      You can’t put “odds” on when a volcano erupts. Yellowstone has always been geologically active, throughout human history. I doubt it will erupt for thousands or maybe even millions of year

    • @ankyfire
      @ankyfire 4 года назад +1

      There are many worrisome volcanoes. Like Fuji for example. And many we think are extinct - like we thought Pinatubo was in 1992

  • @Niponnai
    @Niponnai 4 года назад +148

    Could you do one on Taupo. I’m a New Zealander and we here always feel sad when we get left out of things

    • @aussieginger1960
      @aussieginger1960 4 года назад +7

      I'm Australian I can sympathise.

    • @SageWhite-Rose
      @SageWhite-Rose 4 года назад +5

      i agree. I live in Colorado, so the thought of Yellowstone is very scary. But, I would like to learn more about other supervolcanos in other places.

    • @BrandonEC
      @BrandonEC 4 года назад +5

      At least you’re left out of Covid?

    • @riserevelation8471
      @riserevelation8471 4 года назад +4

      Don’t forget the one in Italy

    • @riinak7212
      @riinak7212 4 года назад +7

      ​@@riserevelation8471 Yeah, you think Vesuvius is bad? Try the under the entire Bay of Naples called The Phlegraean Fields (Italian: Campi Flegrei). There's also Santorini (or Thera/Thira) in Greece.

  • @LindaGailLamb.0808
    @LindaGailLamb.0808 4 года назад +4

    For an example of how far ash from even a small volcano can spread:
    I live in central Alberta. After Mt. Saint Helens blew, whenever it rained, there were muddy rain marks on windows and cars.

  • @erikagomez352
    @erikagomez352 4 года назад +7

    I love the history of Yellowstone. It was one of the first topics I learned about in college. So many historical figures and so many amazing stories. You really should do a series, no one has ever done it. I would watch the hell out of it! Even it’s ghost stories are amazing.

    • @marydesmond9595
      @marydesmond9595 Год назад

      leave the ghost stories for the 'History' Channel.

  • @ravenlord4
    @ravenlord4 4 года назад +361

    Pandemic: Stay at home. Super Volcano: Run like hell. Mother Nature: OK humans, you're so smart? Super Volcano during Pandemic. Checkmate.

    • @FuckGoogle2
      @FuckGoogle2 4 года назад +13

      On the bright side we've found a cure to the pandemic.

    • @motherreaper7287
      @motherreaper7287 4 года назад +13

      @Coal Dust XIII
      Pretty sure death cures stupidity if folks are drinking bleach.

    • @motherreaper7287
      @motherreaper7287 4 года назад +1

      There's a great song by Hypnogaja called Kill the Humans, I think it would fit this scenario.

    • @1979hellcat
      @1979hellcat 4 года назад +1

      raven lord 😂😂 can we add an asteroid to make extra damn sure?!

    • @JoseTorres-dl3kh
      @JoseTorres-dl3kh 4 года назад

      Go up

  • @karensilver8853
    @karensilver8853 3 года назад +3

    I was in Northwestern Wyoming about 20 years ago. The geologic history that makes it dangerous makes it awesomely beautiful.

  • @StephanLiebenberg
    @StephanLiebenberg 4 года назад +586

    All we need now is a large asteroid headed straight for Yellowstone

    • @sebastiansandhu4695
      @sebastiansandhu4695 4 года назад +26

      I feel giddy at the thought

    • @AdstarAPAD
      @AdstarAPAD 4 года назад +50

      Yeah.. punching straight through the crust and triggering an instantaneous release of all the magma in one huge burst..

    • @gumunduringigumundsson9344
      @gumunduringigumundsson9344 4 года назад +18

      Can we build prisons there and tell them they can build GEOTHERMAL plants to cool it and buy time.. motivation 4tw. 🎵🎁🐔

    • @gumunduringigumundsson9344
      @gumunduringigumundsson9344 4 года назад +6

      @@AdstarAPAD we could just paint one side of the asteroid white cuz we can see them.. thanks to NASA nerds.

    • @jaymondy
      @jaymondy 4 года назад +16

      2020 Goals.

  • @elenaryan341
    @elenaryan341 4 года назад +20

    As someone who lives in Utah and has heard all their life that there is a good chance we will all die from a Yellowstone explosions this was very reassuring

    • @skimaskedabi
      @skimaskedabi 4 года назад

      I grew up in utah and heard that too. Weird they teach you about that there lmao

    • @mistybenjamin9009
      @mistybenjamin9009 3 года назад

      I'm in Utah now, but even if I moved back to Colorado, I'd still be screwed.

    • @LolUGotBusted
      @LolUGotBusted 3 года назад +1

      So... I guess you guys haven't heard of Wah Wah Springs? You're sitting on a super volcano 30 times larger than Yellowstone. Sleep tight!

    • @the_once-and-future_king.
      @the_once-and-future_king. 3 года назад

      But won't the famous magic underwear protect Utah?

  • @ntmetroid
    @ntmetroid 4 года назад +5

    As someone who lives in Michigan, roughly 1000 miles as the crow flies from Yellowstone, its insane to think of the distance the effects would travel. And the effects it would have on the Great Lakes would be catastrophic.

  • @brycechristensen2296
    @brycechristensen2296 4 года назад +104

    You mentioned how the hotspot moved across southern Idaho, but it would have been very helpful to see a graphical illustration of that. A map of the major eruption sites and corresponding timeline. I've seen things like that and they are fascinating. I grew up amid the ancient lava flows in east Idaho and I'm still learning about how it was all formed. There are multiple extinct calderas along the Snake River that trace back to the migrating hotspot (plate movement).

    • @Rick1984FL
      @Rick1984FL 4 года назад +4

      No mention of island park or Henrys lake calderas, or how there’re only a few areas in Yellowstone where the walls of the current caldera is clearly visible

    • @FlyingTigress
      @FlyingTigress 3 года назад +5

      Craters of the Moon.

    • @travisburton2948
      @travisburton2948 2 года назад +4

      Just look at the snake river gorge on a topo or satellite map, basically where an eraser wiped away a section of rockies.

    • @hgrihdrhbvgguggguhvv8016
      @hgrihdrhbvgguggguhvv8016 2 года назад +3

      I live in Boise so I’ve been to all the eruption sites

    • @carltanner9065
      @carltanner9065 2 года назад +3

      @@travisburton2948, exactly. The Snake River Volcanic Province. Basically, a scar in the landscape burnt into it like a blowtorch melting metal plate. There's been a series of supervolcanoes formed in the area over the last 45 million years. Each one of them appearing progressively further to the ENE of the previous one. Now, we're under Yellowstone and it's still moving in the general direction on the ENE. It may go quiet once it moves under the Rockies proper, but then again it may break through in the weak spots. Who's to say.

  • @Erik-rp1hi
    @Erik-rp1hi 4 года назад +96

    Something tells me the USA is the biggest market for Simon's channels.

    • @GaryR55
      @GaryR55 4 года назад +4

      It's because we have the biggest looming apocalyptic disasters, and more of them.

    • @bailyslife9923
      @bailyslife9923 4 года назад +1

      It may be that just have to comment on everything. We really do think we're pretty funny😅

    • @katherinek2709
      @katherinek2709 4 года назад +3

      We're less like to turn off when he pronounces things wrong, and instead run to the comment section.

    • @zaftred8777
      @zaftred8777 3 года назад

      Yeah, were a pretty screwed up country which is a real tragedy considering our potential.

    • @2023-Sucked
      @2023-Sucked 3 года назад +2

      @@GaryR55 we’re like Australia but everything that wants to kill you doesn’t give you any warning

  • @peterjamesfoote3964
    @peterjamesfoote3964 2 года назад +2

    I watched this about a year ago and again tonight because I was anxious and wanted to put my anxieties into perspective. It worked! Thanks Simon.

  • @chasegilmond5637
    @chasegilmond5637 4 года назад +9

    Earthquake Lake nearby in Montana was caused by an earthquake in Yellowstone. It created a large lake in a valley where a bunch of campers we're camping one night and killed a bunch of them. Fascinating place if you're in the area

  • @Stopthisrightnow560
    @Stopthisrightnow560 4 года назад +16

    "... Because trying new things is scary."
    You... you just get me.

  • @dwwest8168
    @dwwest8168 3 года назад +4

    I live in Wyoming, if Yellowstone goes up, I'm cracking open a beer, put on the sun glasses, and watching.

  • @stvdagger8074
    @stvdagger8074 4 года назад +70

    "geologists, volcanologists and other people whose jobs ended in 'ologist' studied the Park" - Please confirm whether they included a proctologist.

    • @Cobreezyy06
      @Cobreezyy06 4 года назад +3

      That’s funny you said that cause immediately after I read that comment he said that phrase and it was followed by the diagram at 17:07 and from a certain point of view (or a perverted mind) can be viewed as magma up some chicks bum

    • @williamneal7210
      @williamneal7210 4 года назад +1

      Yup, Yellowstone needs an enema!

    • @johndemeritt3460
      @johndemeritt3460 4 года назад +4

      A proctologist is someone they'd send to study the blockage on the banks of the Potomac River at Washington, D.C. .

    • @alexandriamaguire8224
      @alexandriamaguire8224 4 года назад

      At least it's not a gynecologist.

    • @greenthumb9406
      @greenthumb9406 4 года назад +1

      So that’s what the geezers were doing there!

  • @clairematsunaga1648
    @clairematsunaga1648 4 года назад +30

    Yellowstone- extremely unlikely- sign of relief
    Cascadia- 1 in 3 chance- I may never sleep again

    • @prepperjonpnw6482
      @prepperjonpnw6482 3 года назад +1

      Lol I live within the reach of both disasters lol
      What’s next Biden gets reelected? lol

    • @nonnaurbisness3013
      @nonnaurbisness3013 3 года назад

      Just go to a different source and get different odds.

    • @radicaldradcliffe4201
      @radicaldradcliffe4201 3 года назад +1

      @@prepperjonpnw6482 and trump supporters accused democrats of having derangement syndrome 🤔

  • @elizabethannegrey6285
    @elizabethannegrey6285 3 года назад +35

    My word, Simon’s enthusiasm for disaster is difficult to beat as he regales the listener with tales of dire catastrophe. His glee is almost palpable as he gets stuck into the geologic record of magma chambers, ash clouds, and toxic fumes. Anyone for a vacation in Yellowstone?

    • @john1703
      @john1703 3 года назад

      Yes please. A quick death would be better than survival. Rather like all out nuclear war.

    • @stevenschnepp576
      @stevenschnepp576 3 года назад +1

      @@john1703 I imagine that depends on the amount of hours you've spent playing Fallout.

    • @Erewhon2024
      @Erewhon2024 Год назад

      At least when you visit, you get to see some very weird and beautiful sites (& can drive south to the Grand Tetons, which aren't weird but are still very scenic). If Yellowstone blows supervolcano style, you'll die in most of western North America whether you visit or not. The entire world would have a bit of a volcanic winter (the 19th century "year without a summer" was due to a smaller eruption). Might as well make some memories while you may.

  • @spacecatboy2962
    @spacecatboy2962 4 года назад +91

    simon can say it wont erupt in our life, but i am still stocking up on toilet paper just in case

    • @patriotsrebelsrogues7332
      @patriotsrebelsrogues7332 4 года назад +4

      knock that shit of .........damn hoarders lol

    • @jeannettelatour9089
      @jeannettelatour9089 4 года назад

      Funny.

    • @politicallycorrectredskin796
      @politicallycorrectredskin796 4 года назад +2

      Personally I think the world's population should be divided up and given a hemisphere each: people who hoard toilet paper to the western hemisphere. People who hoard baked beans and ammo to the Eastern. Clearly we have nothing in common anyway.

    • @patriotsrebelsrogues7332
      @patriotsrebelsrogues7332 4 года назад

      @@politicallycorrectredskin796 it is kinda funny that they are asscenteric like that huh?

    • @praywatch
      @praywatch 4 года назад

      Toilet paper and face masks 😝

  • @academyofshem
    @academyofshem 4 года назад +24

    8:11 ...300 geezers? I've seen a lot more old geezers at Yellowstone than that. Lots of old grannys, too.

  • @Nanno00
    @Nanno00 3 года назад +2

    This is probably my 5th video of yours and I have to say I absolutely love them! Thank you so much for making them!

  • @jeannes4153
    @jeannes4153 4 года назад +65

    We have always been told volcanoes form over thousands and thousands of years BUT my mother had a huge book collection of bound magazine articles from the 1800's from her dad and there was a story of a Mexican farmer who was trying to till his field but the land started rising rapidly. Overnight it became a huge hill. Within a week it was a full blown volcano and erupted causing terrible damage. I think sometimes a natural disaster can crop up unexpectedly practically over night, and yes sometimes it is over the course of a long time.

    • @EuroYank
      @EuroYank 4 года назад +18

      Monte Nuovo in Italy went from a flat plain to a 400' tall mountain in 7 days.

    • @seiyuokamihimura5082
      @seiyuokamihimura5082 4 года назад +5

      Was it paricutin?

    • @jeannes4153
      @jeannes4153 4 года назад +1

      @@seiyuokamihimura5082 That seems to be almost the same scenario yet the book I read it out of was published in the mid to late 1800's and that volcano erupted after only one week and not several years. They surely had easy to obtain photographs in 1943 and in 1952 when paricutin erupted. The articles of the book of combined magazines had no photos only drawings, and lots of them. It was an extremely old old book belonging to my grandfather, and then my mother.

    • @archlich4489
      @archlich4489 2 года назад +2

      Catastrophism is out of fashion. Catastrophic things do happen though!

    • @thelonlypanda1
      @thelonlypanda1 2 года назад +2

      @@EuroYank more like a volcanic hill. I don't think you can say something that's 400 feet tall a mountain

  • @phoenixsixxrising
    @phoenixsixxrising 4 года назад +100

    lol "the 300 geezers in Yellowstone..."

    • @SRW_
      @SRW_ 4 года назад +4

      Aaron Queen
      Ehhh where’s my health care you whippersnapper!!

    • @chronosschiron
      @chronosschiron 4 года назад

      @@SRW_ sorry we made cuts to your health care ....but we got a lovely park

    • @jeremyturner2873
      @jeremyturner2873 4 года назад +1

      @@SRW_ "You kept saying Socialism was evil, so we cancelled your Medicare and Social Security."

    • @matildagreene1744
      @matildagreene1744 4 года назад

      Lots of geezers in that area ...Careful, they have canes and walking sticks

    • @davidwevans4132
      @davidwevans4132 3 года назад

      @@jeremyturner2873 Yes, but Medicare & Social Security are not Socialism. They had money taken out of their paychecks specifically for these two programs, so they would have them when they retired. These two programs are not funded by Payroll Taxes that everybody pays into! If you are self-employed, you don't have to pay into them. Just payroll tax. But then, you cannot withdraw from them either!

  • @Hurricane0721
    @Hurricane0721 Год назад +2

    Here’s the fortunate thing about supervolcanoes like Yellowstone. Cataclysmic eruptions are extraordinarily rare events! Yellowstone has actually erupted over 100 times since its last catastrophic eruption. All of those eruptions were much smaller in scale than the last cataclysmic eruption. The affects of the other smaller eruptions were mainly localized in nature to the immediate Yellowstone region. So if Yellowstone decides to erupt within our lifetime, then fortunately the odds are overwhelming that it will be a relatively small localized eruption. The odds of a catastrophic eruption from Yellowstone in our lifetime is absolutely astronomical!

  • @G274Me
    @G274Me 4 года назад +25

    If Yellowstone goes, its better to get as close as you can, because the farther away you are, the more suffering you will endure

    • @dannycowan4579atim
      @dannycowan4579atim 3 года назад +2

      Yeah true if you live within 500miles I'd just run towards it because there's no point in running away...

    • @WildfoxFabrication
      @WildfoxFabrication 2 года назад +1

      @@dannycowan4579atim me who lives less than 100 miles 😶

    • @robertnewland8358
      @robertnewland8358 Год назад

      When Armageddon happens, I'm moving to Kentucky. They are 20 years behind the rest of the world.

    • @JABoyle3875
      @JABoyle3875 10 месяцев назад

      I’m 700 miles away…probably quickly dead anyways.

    • @G274Me
      @G274Me 10 месяцев назад

      @@JABoyle3875 I think the kill zone is 250 mile radius. At 700 miles, you’ll have feet of hot, fine ground glass ash falling everywhere. Roofs will collapse from the weight and people will slowly choke to death on the ash. Not pretty! Put yourself on the east coast, and you’ll have a nuclear winter. The sun will be obscured for months if not years. Society will complete collapse, with massive starvation, mayhem, rape, murder, and Cannibalism. Truly apocalyptic.

  • @-carina-
    @-carina- 4 года назад +58

    We used to go there all the time when I lived in Big Sky, Montana. Fun to watch the tourists go up to the wild bears and American Bison in the fields to take photos with them. Natural selection at it's finest.

    • @phyllisdicks9830
      @phyllisdicks9830 4 года назад +6

      To which the tourist with s brain replies: "that's why God created telephoto lenses."

    • @thedude4672
      @thedude4672 4 года назад +4

      Oh, the tourists are probably just snipe hunting.
      : )

    • @Iamthestig42069
      @Iamthestig42069 4 года назад +3

      More like tourist violently stops the flow of traffic to get out and get a shitty iPad photo of a deer

    • @Kimmer24
      @Kimmer24 4 года назад +1

      Phyllis Dicks them snipe are tricky bastards! Better catch em at night with as many bells and pots and pans as possible to scare em out them woods. Hahaha

    • @markmandel6738
      @markmandel6738 4 года назад +1

      Darwin awards

  • @nopartyleftthatsworthit4330
    @nopartyleftthatsworthit4330 Год назад

    I drive for roughly 10 hours every weekend. This channel and the War and Bio channels have provided me with so much entertainment and knowledge on the boring road......I don't watch...I just listen and drive and laugh and learn.

  • @mariakobets7557
    @mariakobets7557 4 года назад +73

    In geology class we calculated how screwed we would be if it exploded. Answer: Extremely.

    • @twotone3471
      @twotone3471 4 года назад +7

      Hope you get to visit Ashfall Fossil beds State park in Nebraska some day. Yellowstone was In Idaho when it destroyed the whole Ecosystem and preserved it in fine ash there. The park built a building over the dig site, preserving a whole herd of Camels, and other animals where they died.

    • @mariakobets7557
      @mariakobets7557 4 года назад +3

      @@twotone3471 Very cool. Adding to my bucket list.

    • @marceymanning9059
      @marceymanning9059 4 года назад +3

      Thanks. Added to my places to see.

    • @TheWolfsnack
      @TheWolfsnack 4 года назад +1

      Indeed....I just checked....I live within 750 kilometres of the place

    • @aj-ig6mg
      @aj-ig6mg 4 года назад +2

      @@twotone3471 Ashfall is only about 100 miles from where I live and have been there a few times. Awesome look into the past as well as scary to think about being covered in ash. We go up to royal a couple times every year to do some trout fishing in the creek nearby.

  • @kurtpryor6334
    @kurtpryor6334 4 года назад +58

    Wait, there is a place in Idaho with candy-floss trees? As an Idahoan I NEED to know where this is.

    • @SRW_
      @SRW_ 4 года назад +8

      Kurt Pryor
      The Lorax has entered the chat
      I speak for the trees....

    • @Prosper_Dean
      @Prosper_Dean 4 года назад

      Same man

    • @lilydunnle8393
      @lilydunnle8393 4 года назад

      They're around Idaho Falls ;3

    • @AlexKS1992
      @AlexKS1992 4 года назад

      I live in Shelley which is outside of Idaho Falls.

    • @stvdagger8074
      @stvdagger8074 4 года назад +5

      Go to the Big Rock Candy Mountain and turn North, once you cross the river of chocolate you should see the candy-floss trees.

  • @mynameisjoejeans
    @mynameisjoejeans Год назад +5

    Describing the devastating effects of a super volcano on the climate as “a decade where every day is like a wet November in northern England.” is so terrifyingly accurate hahaha

  • @starscream548
    @starscream548 4 года назад +143

    "All old testament on America's ass" Simon Whistler 2020

    • @Korschtal
      @Korschtal 4 года назад +14

      There really should be a warning on these videos not to drink tea while watching them: I nearly sprayed the keyboard.

    • @jamesfry8983
      @jamesfry8983 4 года назад +5

      I want that as a poster or t-shirt

    • @debbiekerr3989
      @debbiekerr3989 4 года назад +1

      @@Korschtal Or any beverage actually.

    • @debbiekerr3989
      @debbiekerr3989 4 года назад +1

      @@jamesfry8983I'd like that as well.

    • @AtarahDerek
      @AtarahDerek 4 года назад

      He already is, I think.

  • @Eliphas_Leary
    @Eliphas_Leary 4 года назад +23

    We need to learn more about that place in Idaho with candyfloss trees, please.

  • @charlesjmouse
    @charlesjmouse 3 года назад +17

    Campi Flegrei: The super volcano under Naples that may actually blow in our lifetimes and was probably the coup-de-grace for the Neanderthals.
    Maybe the subject of another episode?

  • @pakeshde7518
    @pakeshde7518 4 года назад +65

    300 geezers blowing in the park.. Now thats a creepy headline :).

    • @indy_go_blue6048
      @indy_go_blue6048 4 года назад +5

      Nah. I'll bet that happens in Golden Gate Park all the time.

  • @davidstrandlien1926
    @davidstrandlien1926 4 года назад +4

    In the early 70’d, my father, and mother took us on vacation...Yellowstone was a visiting stop. It is a huge area...just where there were walk paths!

  • @bjhtubewwd
    @bjhtubewwd 3 года назад +3

    Thank you for making this videos. Really top notch and thoroughly entertaining. And excellent writing. Keep it up. I look forward to each one.

  • @rorrodeh
    @rorrodeh 4 года назад +76

    me: *sees pyroclastic flow barreling towards me* "Hello darkness my old friend..."

    • @kasnitch
      @kasnitch 4 года назад +1

      Avatar of fire is a mofo .

    • @fuhq5121
      @fuhq5121 4 года назад +1

      I'd have to start choking the ol chicken so everyone would know it was me.

    • @vexile12
      @vexile12 4 года назад +2

      Thats if you're lucky... the leidenfrost effect could really screw us over

    • @SupersuMC
      @SupersuMC 4 года назад +2

      "You don't run from a pyroclastic flow, you don't hide from a pyroclastic flow, you _die_ in a pyroclastic flow." - A volcanologist

    • @patriotsrebelsrogues7332
      @patriotsrebelsrogues7332 4 года назад

      lmfao thank you now i have no choice but listen to simon and garfunkle bastard lol

  • @starsoffyre
    @starsoffyre 4 года назад +12

    I was planning a visit to Yellowstone in June, but because of the pandemic I had to cancel my trip. I practically live on the other side of the globe, which means it would take me more than a day of flying to get there. Hopefully I'll get the chance someday

    • @BlokenArrow
      @BlokenArrow 4 года назад +1

      Maybe Yellowstone will visit you soon...

    • @wuodanstrasse5631
      @wuodanstrasse5631 2 года назад +1

      Where are you now, Sir?

    • @starsoffyre
      @starsoffyre 2 года назад

      @@wuodanstrasse5631 I'm in Singapore

    • @crgturner2010
      @crgturner2010 Год назад

      @@BlokenArrow Im.
      😮❤😂🎉

  • @jordanmahone5884
    @jordanmahone5884 3 года назад +1

    these are my absolute favorite thing to watch

  • @siv9939
    @siv9939 4 года назад +28

    You should do a video on Ta Prohm, the Cambodian temple with the tree roots growing all over it.

    • @ankyfire
      @ankyfire 4 года назад

      siv9939 def not enough interesting about one temple. The whole Angkor, sure.

  • @joshmiller7870
    @joshmiller7870 4 года назад +18

    Simon says 300 geysers... I see 300 old folk with walkers in my mind.

    • @trevorj79
      @trevorj79 4 года назад

      If you go to Yellowstone, that’s exactly what you’ll see.

  • @alexpenny9416
    @alexpenny9416 3 года назад +1

    this 2022 trailer's really informative. good work guys.

  • @BlankTakesTheCake
    @BlankTakesTheCake 4 года назад +6

    Wow. That carpet/wood floor analogy is so under-appreciated Thanks for that. It's so hard to explain plate tectonics to some people, this will surely help.

  • @spoony8232
    @spoony8232 4 года назад +97

    8:11 ummm I'm pretty sure they prefer to be called senior citizens.

    • @upperleftcoastchelseafan7718
      @upperleftcoastchelseafan7718 4 года назад +3

      Did they tell you that while they were screaming at you to get off their lawn?

    • @jeannettelatour9089
      @jeannettelatour9089 4 года назад +1

      If you live to be 80 smarty pants. You will probably outlive friends, enemies, family etc.who will believe you in your old age. You are an artifact.

    • @stormysampson1257
      @stormysampson1257 4 года назад +3

      Here I am, one of the old geezers! I had no idea. We all grow old you young PUNKS, grins, I am kidding, sort of. Your turn is coming up. Old age is the same thing as dying piece by piece. One gets to mourn each physical change. Old age is no joke. I wish I had known more about getting old before one day waking up to look in the mirror and see a shriveled old lady staring back! One starts counting all their family and friends that have beat one to death. And I used to be young, powerful and beautiful with tons of energy. That all disappears.

    • @jeannettelatour9089
      @jeannettelatour9089 4 года назад +1

      I don't need a new name. I need love, respect & caring nuturing hearts around me. Not for money but for compassion & help along the way.

    • @jeannettelatour9089
      @jeannettelatour9089 4 года назад +1

      I'm still somebody's mother, grandma & pioneer who ushered in this spoiled generation of no heart technology.

  • @candie1230
    @candie1230 3 года назад +1

    Everyone is always talking about Yellowstone, but there are in fact two other “super volcanoes” in the USA; Yellowstone being the most famous, but no one ever talks about the Long Valley caldera in California, and the Valles caldera in New Mexico. All three are just sitting there waiting for the itch!!!

  • @kylerees1627
    @kylerees1627 4 года назад +66

    Let it explode, it’ll only add to everything going wrong right now 😂

    • @jacobhuff3748
      @jacobhuff3748 4 года назад +10

      You're a ripe optimist

    • @amandamahony2561
      @amandamahony2561 4 года назад +1

      It would definitely track

    • @Cross_111
      @Cross_111 4 года назад +2

      With one difference...a volcano is outside human interference
      This whole virus business could have been caused by ourselves

    • @Gauntlet1212
      @Gauntlet1212 4 года назад +3

      If everything's so bad, why are you still here?

    • @overbeb
      @overbeb 4 года назад

      I’d rather not die due to famine or some roving bands of post apocalyptic gangs and warlords.

  • @astrobug9254
    @astrobug9254 4 года назад +118

    Geographics: "It'll most likely not erupt."
    2020: *"You challenging me?"*

    • @tarahill2193
      @tarahill2193 4 года назад +1

      Unsicnkable. Titanknic to

    • @franl155
      @franl155 4 года назад +1

      The odds of Yellowstone erupting are exactly 100% - someday.

  • @joanfregapane8683
    @joanfregapane8683 2 года назад

    Terrific video, Simon. And the humor is much appreciated.

  • @HarryPotter047
    @HarryPotter047 4 года назад +43

    not just America's .. if that thing goes boom boom we`re screwed

    • @paularcher4607
      @paularcher4607 4 года назад

      Oh that silly Simon, he knows perfectly well that the fence could contain it..

    • @dhelix85
      @dhelix85 4 года назад +2

      It would blow America's hat right off...

    • @Wildwood56
      @Wildwood56 4 года назад +1

      1 crona vires 2 earthquake merreta CA and hwy 79, 3 possible of what he said but still ?ing the whole yr snowing

    • @markmandel6738
      @markmandel6738 4 года назад +1

      @@Wildwood56 What? That isn't English.

    • @Wildwood56
      @Wildwood56 4 года назад

      @@markmandel6738 what ever I don't trust child mlaster in the president office

  • @zaxarispetixos8728
    @zaxarispetixos8728 4 года назад +124

    Yellowstone has a 0.000014% chance of erupting.
    2020: Hold my corona...

  • @birdflox1337
    @birdflox1337 2 года назад +13

    Who else got this recommended right after that video disproving the Yellowstone myth?

  • @valeriesilva7143
    @valeriesilva7143 4 года назад +65

    Interesting. Just remember that when in Yellowstone, the bison and other wildlife are a more acute danger to people. Give them the space they need & deserve. 'Cause it's their home, and not ours.

    • @godisincontrolamerica972
      @godisincontrolamerica972 4 года назад +1

      I AGREE!!! POOR ANIMALS.

    • @dwjoseph59
      @dwjoseph59 4 года назад +3

      So true, give them their space!! But if yellowstone is showing rumbling & signs of eruption, i say run away with the animals. The animals will sense danger & run away from it, we human beings will stand there in amazement & take pics of it. Just like in indonesia with the tsunami, the animals were running away from the area while we humans were standing there in amazement as the water pullled back into the ocean. The animals always know, their senses & being in tune with planet earth & mother nature is unparalleled.

    • @bailyslife9923
      @bailyslife9923 4 года назад +2

      Well damn. If finding out your family vacation is Death Mountain wasn't buzzkill enough.

    • @jrhackman7414
      @jrhackman7414 3 года назад +1

      I agree with everything except the last sentence. It’s ours as much as theirs, we could easily annihilate them if we wanted to do so. They live here because we choose to allow it.

    • @metaldiscipline3955
      @metaldiscipline3955 3 года назад +2

      If you're visiting Yellowstone, and you see all of the wildlife fleeing together in droves, then start worrying.

  • @croctologist
    @croctologist 4 года назад +6

    Change your outlook and you’ll change your mood. Instead of being scared and thinking of it as impending death, be happy and think of it as an impending reason to not have to work anymore.

    • @ChristmasLore
      @ChristmasLore 3 года назад

      You'd have to work more than you ever did, just to stay alive...

  • @JustACooldude74503
    @JustACooldude74503 3 года назад +2

    The 2nd major eruption from Yellowstone wasn’t technically a supereruption since it only deposited 280km3 of tephra a supereruption produces at least 1000km3 of tephra:)

    • @hunterdonner9970
      @hunterdonner9970 3 года назад +2

      Exactly just because it can erupt doesn't mean it can only super erupt. People need to get off the fear mongering train.