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  • Опубликовано: 3 ноя 2024

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  • @CreakingJordans
    @CreakingJordans 4 месяца назад +10850

    The dog is leaking

    • @ProfWereW
      @ProfWereW 4 месяца назад +346

      No, he's a crayon

    • @hhsyw
      @hhsyw 4 месяца назад +144

      That dog forgot to draw another ball 😢

    • @Bloonpheonix53
      @Bloonpheonix53 4 месяца назад +29

      PINNED HUH WHAT!?!?!??!

    • @tomtomsen6541
      @tomtomsen6541 4 месяца назад +179

      the dog is in pain, it has an inflammation. go to the vet

    • @debgordy
      @debgordy 4 месяца назад +22

      Dog had to go so bad he became a marker

  • @cameron9529
    @cameron9529 4 месяца назад +9459

    that woman had every chance to stop that dog from smearing it everywhere

    • @ProfWereW
      @ProfWereW 4 месяца назад +391

      That's negative energy. The dog's name is Crayon

    • @neverbob4206
      @neverbob4206 4 месяца назад

      It's a medical issue, needs to see a vet, it has severely impacted anal glands. That stuff smells way way worse than poop.

    • @Mewhenthewhenthe-x7j
      @Mewhenthewhenthe-x7j 4 месяца назад +616

      Fr, that made me so mad. Her mom is probably the one who is going to clean it up

    • @ariochiv
      @ariochiv 4 месяца назад +105

      Presumably not the owner of the dog or house who was recording and laughing.

    • @celian.6577
      @celian.6577 4 месяца назад +94

      @@Mewhenthewhenthe-x7j That's their cue to switch their carpet flooring for wooden floors.

  • @BobLeBuilder
    @BobLeBuilder 4 месяца назад +14963

    That guy got added to the police officers inventory 😂

    • @zomboynkush113
      @zomboynkush113 4 месяца назад +817

      "you are coming with me" ahh grab

    • @thesquishyfishy
      @thesquishyfishy 4 месяца назад +204

      + one police officer.
      Collect?

    • @Blank55600
      @Blank55600 4 месяца назад +41

      LMFAOOOO

    • @advaitshrivastava
      @advaitshrivastava 4 месяца назад +103

      How those cops treat a gentleman who is just trying to be funny

    • @ryangill693
      @ryangill693 4 месяца назад +10

      “Are you cold?”

  • @jammy2003
    @jammy2003 4 месяца назад +2508

    2:28 The "Professional. Do not attempt" warning should have been shown for the corgi skating down the stairs as well.

    • @theswolesenate2419
      @theswolesenate2419 4 месяца назад +5

      So real

    • @PhillipAmthor
      @PhillipAmthor 4 месяца назад +15

      They didnt show how he took the corner ahead so i assume he died :(

    • @atiny_my901
      @atiny_my901 4 месяца назад +34

      @@PhillipAmthorTruly a tragic incident, i remember the news that day. Everyone was devastated, the US, UK, France, Germany, Norway, China, Malaysia, Bangladesh and the Thailand goverment held a 20 day long funeral for him with a great feast in honor of him. Truly one of the most saddest times.

    • @Rarefnn
      @Rarefnn 4 месяца назад

      🤣

    • @someguy12901
      @someguy12901 4 месяца назад

      @@atiny_my901 that was a joke right

  • @falloutboy691
    @falloutboy691 4 месяца назад +777

    Guy: picks up massive rock
    Dudes building the Stonehenge: CMON JOHN! DO IT!

    • @KingSteamRoller.
      @KingSteamRoller. 4 месяца назад +6

      btw dont try this please (anyone who reads sees this comment) many bad things can happen, that will hurt your health, from picking up things too heavy.

    • @NelsonThibeau
      @NelsonThibeau 2 месяца назад

      @@KingSteamRoller. at 68 i built a stone walk way 3' by 52' with stones weighing at 75 to 125 moved from 1000 yrds up hill by hand ...yeh,, your right

    • @Coolguy-899
      @Coolguy-899 Месяц назад

      im pretty sure no strongman has lifted it except that guy, so its a record. for example its 400-470 pounds.

    • @bastokrepublic
      @bastokrepublic Месяц назад +1

      @@NelsonThibeau now your back hurts so bad you can't enjoy your new stone walkway

    • @Toris_09
      @Toris_09 18 дней назад

      Bro he's Irish not a f'in brit

  • @ugib8377
    @ugib8377 4 месяца назад +3178

    "Two drunken bros save Raccoon, Tonight at 9."

    • @saitama172
      @saitama172 4 месяца назад +72

      Legends

    • @InHellITrust
      @InHellITrust 4 месяца назад +78

      These the guys who make your night when you drink with them, in contrast to the insecure ones who start fights for no reason.

    • @o_penguins
      @o_penguins 4 месяца назад +14

      “AO AOWUO DOA DOAOO”

    • @oldauntzibby4395
      @oldauntzibby4395 4 месяца назад +18

      One of the symptoms of rabies is choking and foaming at the mouth. I would not go near a "choking" raccoon, and I would call Animal Control (or deal with it myself since I live nowhere near any Animal Control).
      Of course we were not shown the entire clip here, so maybe there was good reason to think that raccoon was truly choking temporarily on a piece of food. I sure hope so for the sake of the people and raccoon.

    • @Garmoo5600
      @Garmoo5600 4 месяца назад +2

      Epic side quest!!

  • @khokon_m
    @khokon_m 4 месяца назад +5324

    - are you cold?
    - no
    *proceed to shake like earthquakes*

    • @itaykaduri11
      @itaykaduri11 4 месяца назад +24

      Yeah thats the whole thing

    • @squidwardfromua
      @squidwardfromua 4 месяца назад +7

      It can happen from shock or smth too, like when you nearly drown.

    • @excel04
      @excel04 4 месяца назад +11

      Who do you want to be when you grow up?
      Wim Hoff

    • @bababxl4356
      @bababxl4356 4 месяца назад +35

      @@poa2.0surface77 This is certainly the case for this child.

    • @condew6103
      @condew6103 4 месяца назад +9

      Dang he's a game lad. Wants to be part of what is going on so bad.

  • @worldxm
    @worldxm 4 месяца назад +3250

    That dog it really looks like Stitch.

  • @meowgic7418
    @meowgic7418 4 месяца назад +250

    2:52 stitch is the perfect name, that is literally him

  • @mikegross3698
    @mikegross3698 4 месяца назад +2106

    NEVER push your trash can with the lid open like that! Last year, a good friend did that, stepped on the lid and fell face first into the edge of the container. Aside from the pain and blood, they could not save her two front teeth after 6 months of trying. Her mandible was damaged to the point that she can't get implants. She will have to have a partial or bridge instead.

    • @llllIlllIllI
      @llllIlllIllI 4 месяца назад +98

      ​@@zipy4900brother what

    • @grondhero
      @grondhero 4 месяца назад +50

      Not a wise thing to do. For that video, it looked staged to me. The guy looks at the sidewalk moments before he steps on the lid.

    • @stevegabbert9626
      @stevegabbert9626 4 месяца назад +9

      @@grondhero Agree

    • @TheFudily
      @TheFudily 4 месяца назад +85

      @@grondhero I'm good at determining staged videos. This one does not appear to be staged to me.
      He's kicking the lid with his toes every time he steps forward (Idk maybe for entertainment), however the lid gets wedged against a raised lip in the sidewalk during his final kick, and he's unprepared for the unexpected result, causing the trip.

    • @darrinbrunner6429
      @darrinbrunner6429 4 месяца назад +19

      The warning is imprinted right on the lid by the manufacturer, not because they care about you, but so you can't win a lawsuit against them.

  • @kookapooka3P0
    @kookapooka3P0 4 месяца назад +4403

    “Morning stiiitch” 😂 the dog even looks like him

    • @jimmyboy131
      @jimmyboy131 4 месяца назад +46

      That's me every single morning. Though I don't think I look like Stitch, ha ha.

    • @supermenon23
      @supermenon23 4 месяца назад +32

      @UTTPOfficerOsamaBinLaden bro this bot is worthy of far worse than getting banned...

    • @ShadyAugur
      @ShadyAugur 4 месяца назад +19

      @@supermenon23 Been reporting the comments, but I went to his page and he has a video with over a million views, all the comments trashing him and they're mass reporting. Why Google isn't banning him for actually advertising, uhh, you know, "cheese pizza" is beyond me.

    • @theoriginal____starwalker
      @theoriginal____starwalker 4 месяца назад +9

      i was expecting the dog to actually vocalize like him lmao

    • @pugIord
      @pugIord 4 месяца назад +3

      @UTTPOfficerOsamaBinLaden bro

  • @palaceofwisdom9448
    @palaceofwisdom9448 4 месяца назад +485

    That boy in the pool really takes me back. We would stay in until our lips were blue and still insist that we were fine until being ordered out before hypothermia set in.

    • @Secarious
      @Secarious 4 месяца назад +5

      I remember doing exactly the same thing at the beach when I was little. I probably would've froze myself to death in there if she didn't tell me to get out.

  • @taudvore259
    @taudvore259 4 месяца назад +116

    That Raccoon one is so wholesome. Best kind of “lads lads lads” moment.

    • @kaikart123
      @kaikart123 4 месяца назад +2

      Looking at the scraps below it, I think they threw their food to the racoon and it started choking from it.

  • @garythelobster9574
    @garythelobster9574 4 месяца назад +875

    That raccoon is probably so grateful and confused

    • @Gwyllgi
      @Gwyllgi 4 месяца назад +25

      Actually it's probably rabid

    • @RebekahNicole
      @RebekahNicole 4 месяца назад +20

      Bro was so excited that he saved his life 😂🤣

    • @crocowithaglocko5876
      @crocowithaglocko5876 4 месяца назад

      @@Gwyllgidoubtful

    • @Jairjax
      @Jairjax 4 месяца назад +10

      Just looks rabid lol

    • @Crimsonlupus
      @Crimsonlupus 4 месяца назад +37

      @@GwyllgiNot necessarily, if it was day time I’d be more inclined to agree.

  • @AgentSapphire
    @AgentSapphire 4 месяца назад +311

    when a dog is scooting along the floor like that it means they're very uncomfortable. Dogs have anal glands that have unique identifying smells (which is why dogs smell each others butts and any poop they find) and those glands can become clogged. If you have a dog scooting along the floor like that take them to the vet and see if the anal glands are infected or swollen shut. These infections are not usually lethal for the dog but they can be recurring if not treated and are *extremely* painful.
    Edit: A few people have pointed out worms can also cause this and I kinda forgot to mention that (oops). If a dog is getting occasional de-worming or worm protection along with its flea and tick treatment this likely isn't the case but its worth pointing out that it is a potential cause. Worms have other symptoms too to look out for also so if its clearly worms get treatment ASAP.

    • @hamishanderson6738
      @hamishanderson6738 4 месяца назад +23

      Also - could it have worms? Either way, it's not funny.

    • @jmc8076
      @jmc8076 4 месяца назад +19

      Thank you. NOT funny to watch. Too bad narrator didn’t make similar comment to help other dogs.

    • @gippan
      @gippan 4 месяца назад +42

      ​@@jmc8076the narrator probably isnt a fucking dog expert

    • @unknown_8588
      @unknown_8588 4 месяца назад +29

      Why is it that every single time i see a video of an animal do something funny, it turns out to be a medical issue🫥

    • @ChaosLightspeed
      @ChaosLightspeed 4 месяца назад +29

      I think this comment comes from a well meaning place, but it's also important to note that it can be as simple as the dog's butt is just itchy or something is stuck and bothering them.
      I have dogs that sometimes scoot, and we've had them checked, and it was literally a non-issue.

  • @OliverTheDyer
    @OliverTheDyer 4 месяца назад +2294

    that corgi was just the cutest little thing

  • @gabeangel8104
    @gabeangel8104 4 месяца назад +22

    Ah, this was one of the great ones! I always enjoy the videos on this channel but some days they just hit all the perfect combination of clips to be an extra great one and today was one of those. Thanks for what you do man

  • @freemovies411
    @freemovies411 4 месяца назад +1070

    1:16 The "nuts" cat face absolutely SENT ME. XD

    • @aceteroiid
      @aceteroiid 4 месяца назад +25

      The cat is named Ivar! He is blind:(

    • @ninjireal
      @ninjireal 4 месяца назад +8

      I FUCKING EXPLODED BRO

    • @hunter-hoppy
      @hunter-hoppy 4 месяца назад +6

      he was like "gyatt dayum!"

    • @whutzat
      @whutzat 4 месяца назад +8

      @@aceteroiid He can still SMELL

    • @geofacts-r-us7073
      @geofacts-r-us7073 4 месяца назад

      Hi

  • @Dargonhuman
    @Dargonhuman 4 месяца назад +501

    2:11
    What it was like moving an old CRT TV back in the day.

  • @Blue_J-th2fd
    @Blue_J-th2fd 4 месяца назад +35

    Lol 😂 “You have got to keep your butt out of his face… it drives him nuts!” 👁️👄👁️
    🤣🤣🤣

    • @youmemeyou
      @youmemeyou 2 месяца назад

      New York Isn't For Beginners 👆🏻

  • @Famous_From_Commenting
    @Famous_From_Commenting 4 месяца назад +1373

    2:53 The dog is like “Dad, 5 more minutes please 😣”

    • @MEisME-g9r
      @MEisME-g9r 4 месяца назад +5

      Hi famous from commenting!

    • @titteryenot4524
      @titteryenot4524 4 месяца назад

      Looked more like a cock and balls from where I’m sitting.

    • @thesquishyfishy
      @thesquishyfishy 4 месяца назад +4

      ……..made with love

    • @JalinaTheFox1
      @JalinaTheFox1 4 месяца назад +1

      @@thesquishyfishy XD

    • @OnlyKaerius
      @OnlyKaerius 4 месяца назад +13

      But where's Lilo?

  • @sundoseskif8706
    @sundoseskif8706 4 месяца назад +990

    0:41 the cop was like "GET OVER HERE" 😂😂😂😂

    • @phoenixx2
      @phoenixx2 4 месяца назад +11

      That cop was 🇳🇱

    • @Stranger_Box1
      @Stranger_Box1 4 месяца назад +60

      Bro these bots are actually getting crazy.

    • @Aveance94
      @Aveance94 4 месяца назад +41

      report those bots in this comment chain holy shit thats unacceptable.

    • @AlmondChocolateMilk
      @AlmondChocolateMilk 4 месяца назад

      @UTTPOfficerOsamaBinLadenwhat the fuck

    • @Stranger_Box1
      @Stranger_Box1 4 месяца назад +4

      @@alvideos2145 what?

  • @mandyhewitt4383
    @mandyhewitt4383 4 месяца назад +684

    2:11 “Professional please do not attempt”
    ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?!

    • @LeanAndMean44
      @LeanAndMean44 4 месяца назад +24

      I mean you could try but wear safety shoes and be ready to throw it away from you

    • @Milo_Estobar
      @Milo_Estobar 4 месяца назад +17

      ITS BILLY KIMBA!

    • @DailyDoseOfInternet
      @DailyDoseOfInternet  4 месяца назад +417

      Yup. He goes all over the world and lifts heavy rocks

    • @ArrowMaster_
      @ArrowMaster_ 4 месяца назад +89

      @@DailyDoseOfInternet coud he lift THE Rock tho?

    • @Hafidh-xz9ot
      @Hafidh-xz9ot 4 месяца назад

      A

  • @mabzzzzz
    @mabzzzzz 4 месяца назад +50

    That dogs gonna be the next Poocasso

    • @whutzat
      @whutzat 4 месяца назад +1

      It already looks better than half of Picassos work

    • @spugnoxngubcux9801
      @spugnoxngubcux9801 4 месяца назад +4

      More of a Jackson Poolock

    • @brucelucasjr5856
      @brucelucasjr5856 3 месяца назад +1

      Maybe a Leonardo DaFecies

  • @puredruid
    @puredruid 4 месяца назад +177

    2:22 - Got to love the Irish words of encouragement!

    • @beepobeepo
      @beepobeepo 4 месяца назад +4

      UP YE GO UP YE GO

    • @liamthenoguy
      @liamthenoguy 3 месяца назад +1

      That guy that said Holy **** John twice made me laugh

  • @Gnin1000
    @Gnin1000 4 месяца назад +644

    00:39:
    Perfect how the police pull the bully out of the video - without much ado.

  • @randomtourist6656
    @randomtourist6656 4 месяца назад +814

    😂😂😂
    Min 0:39
    “Damn that hero cop ain’t joking around with photobombers “

  • @Sugar_beans
    @Sugar_beans 4 месяца назад +8

    Excellent form, Jon.

  • @gameragigan8500
    @gameragigan8500 4 месяца назад +365

    2:14 Irishmen are a different breed of human

    • @klaiken989
      @klaiken989 4 месяца назад +1

      😒🙄

    • @verdantgrottobarbell5279
      @verdantgrottobarbell5279 4 месяца назад

      @Klaiken989
      You’re probably a racist I’d wager.

    • @kumara6665
      @kumara6665 4 месяца назад +1

      I wanna say I could do that, but idk if I could

    • @KaydeWithACat
      @KaydeWithACat 4 месяца назад +8

      He’s just the average John🥱

    • @Schultz3
      @Schultz3 4 месяца назад +16

      Idk about him, but his knees will be a different breed in 6 years.

  • @Drew791
    @Drew791 4 месяца назад +385

    0:27 yeah, she’s chuckling because she obviously isn’t the one who will be cleaning that up!

    • @antman7673
      @antman7673 4 месяца назад +13

      Not necessarily. It is also pretty wild and funny to witness, if you have to clean it up.
      Without concern for the dog, maybe the mom would have chuckled as well.

    • @aspenonpawss
      @aspenonpawss 4 месяца назад

      @UTTPOfficerOsamaBinLadenwtf-

    • @codycallaway9057
      @codycallaway9057 4 месяца назад +20

      The bots are getting worse and worse and worse

    • @Ipetam
      @Ipetam 4 месяца назад

      A bot can literally say the N-word but if you say a word like su1c1d3 you get shadowbanned. Ok RUclips.

    • @jmc8076
      @jmc8076 4 месяца назад

      @@antman7673
      It’s NOT funny. Dogs have anal glands and if one is doing that it means they need to be taken to a vet or good groomer. They could be infected or partly blocked. Very bad for dog.

  • @TheQuirkyNerd
    @TheQuirkyNerd 4 месяца назад +688

    2:11 “John! Come on John! Let’s go John!” 😂

    • @MyRegardsToTheDodo
      @MyRegardsToTheDodo 4 месяца назад +25

      I was half expecting that thing to be made out of styrofoam.

    • @Nu1SaNc8
      @Nu1SaNc8 4 месяца назад +15

      John and hemorrhoids…

    • @geoffrey6000
      @geoffrey6000 4 месяца назад +16

      He travels all over the world lifting rocks.

    • @finns_thewinner204
      @finns_thewinner204 4 месяца назад +16

      @UTubeTrollPoliceNWO wtf...

    • @pleaseenteranamelol711
      @pleaseenteranamelol711 4 месяца назад

      @UTubeTrollPoliceNWO loser

  • @theshypersistence
    @theshypersistence 4 месяца назад +5

    This was one the most confusing, hilarious and wholesome videos you've done in a while, thank-you 😅😂🤣

  • @LifeofaNigerianguy
    @LifeofaNigerianguy 4 месяца назад +990

    The guys reaction to graduating looks like the same reaction spongebob would have if he finally gradates from driving school.

    • @CC45-As
      @CC45-As 4 месяца назад +13

      They are becoming advanced

    • @Turkey12457
      @Turkey12457 4 месяца назад +11

      @UTTPOfficerOsamaBinLadenbruh what 💀

    • @lobomalsano
      @lobomalsano 4 месяца назад +15

      That guy only had like two dance moves and stretched them for like one solid minute clowning

    • @DefileOdds
      @DefileOdds 4 месяца назад +6

      ​@@Turkey12457 Just report and ignore the sad racist "living" in mommies basement.

    • @Carl-ds5nk
      @Carl-ds5nk 4 месяца назад

      "graduates" is a strong term for basketball people. First of all, they get the places in universities and collages with way lower grades than whites and asians, and second, they are allowed to finish with also way worse grades. Nothing is right here, absolutely nothing. Just reverse the scenario in your mind and you'd say it's racist AF..

  • @zamnelna
    @zamnelna 4 месяца назад +322

    Omg that dog absolutely looked like “Stitch”. Perfect name choice.

  • @earth-chan-recycling
    @earth-chan-recycling 4 месяца назад +503

    Turtle slap had me rolling 😂🤣

    • @remi_dadude
      @remi_dadude 4 месяца назад +5

      Fr, imagine having your ears boxed by a damn turtle

    • @jarjarbinks6424
      @jarjarbinks6424 4 месяца назад +5

      “Idiot sandwich” ahh slap

  • @drdickqueso
    @drdickqueso 4 месяца назад +6

    I can’t imagine being at that graduation. All that hooping and hollering would drive me nuts 😂

  • @superdeadlyhuis
    @superdeadlyhuis 4 месяца назад +240

    1:13 for those who don’t know, the laying cat has t-rex arms and the traumatized looking one is blind. Love their content thanks for showing it here! 🙏❤️

    • @sugarsore
      @sugarsore 4 месяца назад +8

      Aww, he's blind?? Poor kitty. I hope they take great care of him.

    • @superdeadlyhuis
      @superdeadlyhuis 4 месяца назад +4

      @@sugarsore yeah they do! He’s very happy and healthy 😇

    • @kiddfaith4397
      @kiddfaith4397 3 месяца назад +1

      I thought I recognized them!

  • @Rmed21
    @Rmed21 4 месяца назад +242

    1:22 Bro Couldnt Hold Back From Using Those Fortnite Emotes

    • @ErykRoll
      @ErykRoll 4 месяца назад +18

      He prob just bought the emote 😭🙏🏻

    • @Vortrox123
      @Vortrox123 4 месяца назад +3

      Shutup

    • @stikbotandall
      @stikbotandall 4 месяца назад +10

      @@Vortrox123he’s a bot just ignore him and report him

    • @weirdthing729
      @weirdthing729 4 месяца назад

      @@stikbotandall than how does he know whats in video?

  • @Peleski
    @Peleski 4 месяца назад +72

    A lot of old places in Ireland have stones like this that traditionally the young men would try to lift as a demo of strength. They're called Langan stones or something like that. Apparently nobody put a sword in any of them.

  • @marqueishasparkle5977
    @marqueishasparkle5977 4 месяца назад +6

    Good job John 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

  • @Mxmic0101
    @Mxmic0101 4 месяца назад +144

    0:40 he got snatched 💀

  • @Rice-43
    @Rice-43 4 месяца назад +305

    the racoon stumbled after he got saved

    • @thesquishyfishy
      @thesquishyfishy 4 месяца назад

      Go home raccoon, you’re drunk.

    • @Digital-Fuel
      @Digital-Fuel 4 месяца назад +2

    • @gurvmlk
      @gurvmlk 4 месяца назад +20

      It was probably short of breath from choking, not to mention disoriented from all that patting.

    • @Fiufsciak
      @Fiufsciak 4 месяца назад

      Ungrateful shite

    • @dingdongspaghetti
      @dingdongspaghetti 4 месяца назад +4

      living creatures tend to stumble when they aren't getting enough oxygen to their brain

  • @An_Entire_Spinell
    @An_Entire_Spinell 4 месяца назад +101

    2:11 That's so Irish that clovers appeared near me

    • @clairewillow6475
      @clairewillow6475 4 месяца назад +3

      I want those guys to cheer me on at work 😂

    • @quirlll
      @quirlll 4 месяца назад +1

      @UTubeTrollPoliceNWOmay I say that literally no one asked

    • @vaughn.the.cinnabon
      @vaughn.the.cinnabon 4 месяца назад

      @@quirlllfr

    • @quirlll
      @quirlll 4 месяца назад

      @@vaughn.the.cinnabon fr fr like who invited utubetrollpolicenwo to this conversation

    • @Montycat78
      @Montycat78 3 месяца назад

      That’s so Irish that pub down the road from me exploded.

  • @evelyne5787
    @evelyne5787 3 месяца назад

    Love youre family dose makes me smile en laugh every time, thanks ! Love from the Netherlands❤

  • @chocochuu
    @chocochuu 4 месяца назад +142

    2:40 it's tail is heart-shaped

  • @prestonexzabe2997
    @prestonexzabe2997 4 месяца назад +68

    At 2:10 I was like "that's the most Irish looking lad I've ever seen" lol

    • @caseyb1346
      @caseyb1346 4 месяца назад +5

      Irish lad doing Irish lad things.

    • @darky5554
      @darky5554 4 месяца назад +3

      I was reading professionals do not attempt and then i heard them and im like na thats just irish being irish

  • @ebkxyz7
    @ebkxyz7 4 месяца назад +257

    2:53 the dogs head shake was so cute😭😭 how did this comment get 200 likes😭💀

    • @JenyaFio
      @JenyaFio 4 месяца назад +2

      Can't say the same for its -eyes- though.

    • @dfgaJK
      @dfgaJK 4 месяца назад +11

      perfect name too lol

    • @ErykRoll
      @ErykRoll 4 месяца назад +5

      @@JenyaFiois there anything bad about it?

    • @matheus_MVPMB
      @matheus_MVPMB 4 месяца назад

      Literal Stitch

    • @DefileOdds
      @DefileOdds 4 месяца назад

      He straight up said No lol

  • @Edited3perfection
    @Edited3perfection 4 месяца назад +7

    Her: hes probably out cheating the boys: 0:57

  • @chwenhoou
    @chwenhoou 4 месяца назад +29

    1:59 The spirit is willing, but the flesh says otherwise.

  • @rektlegend1844
    @rektlegend1844 4 месяца назад +295

    The cats face 😂 😭

  • @ARegent526
    @ARegent526 4 месяца назад +234

    “It drives him nuts👁️👄👁️💀

  • @realwdar2817
    @realwdar2817 3 месяца назад

    i love these please never stop making these ever

  • @Thegirlies1312
    @Thegirlies1312 4 месяца назад +238

    That dog did her dirty... literally😂

  • @silverfox9004
    @silverfox9004 4 месяца назад +125

    2:45 happened to me once, I literally fainted midway through the fall after I stepped on the lid

    • @kapsican
      @kapsican 4 месяца назад +22

      did it ever occur to you to just close the lid? or was it one of those middle of the night lemme-just-get-that-real-quick type deals

    • @silverfox9004
      @silverfox9004 4 месяца назад +20

      @@kapsican it was when I was exhausted after a few hours in the sun lol

    • @kapsican
      @kapsican 4 месяца назад +19

      @@silverfox9004 checks out hahah. sometimes our brains fail us

    • @potatomush9388
      @potatomush9388 4 месяца назад +2

      did you get splashed by the juice inside?

    • @silverfox9004
      @silverfox9004 4 месяца назад +3

      @@potatomush9388 haha, funny thought. Thankfully, Utah is hot and dry so there wasn't any juice

  • @isaacixtupe8983
    @isaacixtupe8983 4 месяца назад +55

    The cop grabbing that guy away 😂

    • @EGRJ
      @EGRJ 4 месяца назад +2

      Like a mommy cat scruffing a kitten.

  • @Chicken-m2v
    @Chicken-m2v 4 месяца назад +66

    2:30 little corgi hawk

  • @Commander_Appo
    @Commander_Appo 4 месяца назад +90

    1:03 THE INDOMITABLE HUMAN SPIRIT

  • @djroddking
    @djroddking 4 месяца назад +86

    2:00 that kid is gonna be a Navy Seal 🔥

  • @ridwaanjamaal
    @ridwaanjamaal 4 месяца назад +3

    1:30 I wonder how bros future kids will look like💀💀

  • @Jaydenkozdoes
    @Jaydenkozdoes 4 месяца назад +605

    That old guy at the start Pure Gold!🐝

    • @GamingHourz
      @GamingHourz 4 месяца назад +117

      These bots are getting out of hand💀

    • @Brookpitlik
      @Brookpitlik 4 месяца назад +40

      What was gold about him? A creepy dwarf

    • @ProFannyty7910
      @ProFannyty7910 4 месяца назад +4

      Is that how New Yorkers normally greet each other coz I find it cute if they do

    • @human_yes_quite_human
      @human_yes_quite_human 4 месяца назад +11

      @@GamingHourz yeah just report them

    • @Brookpitlik
      @Brookpitlik 4 месяца назад

      @@ProFannyty7910 creepy old mfs ain’t cute

  • @UniDisforlife
    @UniDisforlife 4 месяца назад +140

    00:15
    Sonic: Gotta go fast!!
    Dude: Right behind you Sonic!!

  • @lightdarkskin358
    @lightdarkskin358 4 месяца назад +94

    1:42
    Turtle: Hey diver, What are you?! 🙉
    Diver: A Flipper sandwich chef
    😂😂

    • @acook213
      @acook213 4 месяца назад +2

      More like a human head sandwich with flipper bread

    • @aditigunjal4231
      @aditigunjal4231 4 месяца назад +1

      Gordon 😭

  • @lucasyeah7974
    @lucasyeah7974 4 месяца назад +64

    "Black graduation"
    The heck, what a weird country.

    • @americansfirst1095
      @americansfirst1095 4 месяца назад +2

      😮

    • @whutzat
      @whutzat 4 месяца назад +15

      Yes. Look what we've become 🤦‍♀

    • @rustyhowe3907
      @rustyhowe3907 4 месяца назад +18

      @@whutzat It's really terrible the USA has flip flopped back to square one, I really hope it gets better out there.

    • @WolfRaven-jm1cm
      @WolfRaven-jm1cm 4 месяца назад

      Wtf are you people talking about. Get your heads out of your asses.

    • @pauljansen6650
      @pauljansen6650 4 месяца назад +29

      They've segregated themselves now 😂 can't make this shizz up

  • @marian5316
    @marian5316 4 месяца назад +57

    That dog riding the skateboard better than I walk. 🤣

  • @sufferingboutlife
    @sufferingboutlife 4 месяца назад +90

    John lifting that Rock with his friends cherring him is what represents "boys will be boys".
    Just happy dudes so happy a guy is lifting some stuff ahahs

  • @BigFan23472
    @BigFan23472 4 месяца назад +40

    3:01 yes, i did enjoy it
    i do not know if it is intentional but you always make the clips fit well togheter in one video

  • @jayesh1748
    @jayesh1748 4 месяца назад +14

    Wtf is black graduation 😂 is it like black friday

    • @anonymousplanetfambly4598
      @anonymousplanetfambly4598 Месяц назад +3

      ...so cringe though.

    • @wylde678
      @wylde678 Месяц назад

      They graduate from being black and move up one step on the racial hierarchy.

    • @dakota5921
      @dakota5921 Месяц назад +2

      Self segregation

  • @Jerrbearr0520
    @Jerrbearr0520 4 месяца назад +76

    Guy to raccoon: "You're not gonna die!" 😂😂

  • @007NowOnline
    @007NowOnline 4 месяца назад +12

    Really like these longer clips. Perfect amount, it's not too long and not too short. Definitely found the perfect run time on this one.

  • @AniPokeOATS
    @AniPokeOATS 4 месяца назад +33

    2:53 OMG THE CUTEST PUG EVER!!!
    Stitch is such a good name for it too!!!🤩

  • @eili11
    @eili11 4 месяца назад +5

    he did the splits 7 times💀

  • @LonelyCWill
    @LonelyCWill 4 месяца назад +85

    0:20 [Achievement unlocked!] “Concussion!!!”

    • @EclipseTheWoof
      @EclipseTheWoof 4 месяца назад

      Lmao, like what did he think was gonna happen with him sticking out of it like that?

    • @firaswijayakoi
      @firaswijayakoi 4 месяца назад

      He ain't gonna be moving for a while

  • @Coolaidjammera
    @Coolaidjammera 4 месяца назад +112

    1:20 bro got possessed by Michael Jackson 💀

    • @marksilvernail4420
      @marksilvernail4420 4 месяца назад +8

      MJ splits?

    • @nocalsteve
      @nocalsteve 4 месяца назад +14

      James Brown “I FEEL GOOD!”

    • @alexc7289
      @alexc7289 4 месяца назад +8

      he started going after all the young boys in the audience?

    • @raiinzyy
      @raiinzyy 4 месяца назад +6

      ⁠@@alexc7289you think it's even funny to joke about that? Also, he was found innocent. Such ignorance you have.

    • @Nanciverse
      @Nanciverse 4 месяца назад +6

      Na, more like James Brown and Prince. MJ never did the splits like that.

  • @Coolaidjammera
    @Coolaidjammera 4 месяца назад +61

    0:17 nah bro though he could become sonic 💀

  • @woodlandhouse2028
    @woodlandhouse2028 4 месяца назад +80

    “No it’s not cold (shivering)” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @miscellaneousstuff2901
    @miscellaneousstuff2901 4 месяца назад +52

    Re: racoon choking segment. That is NOT how to stop anything from choking, human, racoon or otherwise. Banging on back while upright can cause item to go further down the windpipe, if you can pick it up ( baby or small animal) turn it upside down and then pat on back. For adults, use Heimlich which is pulling in and up just below ribs to push the food up and out windpipe. That racoon got lucky it probably coughed it out on its own despite what was being done to it. It probably won't like being turned upside down, but that's better than dying.

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 4 месяца назад +27

      They have really sharp claws and teeth. You go first

    • @TheYouTubeGame
      @TheYouTubeGame 4 месяца назад

      ​@@LindaC616fantastic

    • @PeperonyChease
      @PeperonyChease 4 месяца назад +1

      It's pretty irresponsible to say they saved its life.

    • @etommy13
      @etommy13 4 месяца назад +4

      Well it worked so...

    • @ExaltedDuck
      @ExaltedDuck 4 месяца назад +1

      You can do something a lot like the heimlich on quadrupedal creatures. All the heimlich does is force a blast of air up the windpipe by rapidly constricting diaphragm by squeezing the solar plexus. One hand on each side of the torso, slightly anterior to the ribs and a little more ventral than dorsal, and give it a good quick squeeze (firm but gentle, don't hurt the poor thing... not squeezing the life out of it, just trying to mimic a coughing contraction). Also get back quickly if you don't have the animal restrained because it will most likely perceive the maneuver as an attack.

  • @anniereddj
    @anniereddj 4 месяца назад +7

    Always a bright spot to the day when you drop a video!! Thank you for bringing so much joy to so many people!!

  • @vilivias7214
    @vilivias7214 4 месяца назад +12

    The graduation is like ball-less bruhh, i feel the pain everytime he clapped the floor 🤦‍♂️

  • @FRYSMASH
    @FRYSMASH 4 месяца назад +56

    Serious main character syndrome at 1:30

    • @videos44
      @videos44 4 месяца назад +6

      it was cringe asf

    • @shinykasu2205
      @shinykasu2205 4 месяца назад +14

      let the guy have fun. graduation ceremonies are boring as hell, i wish someone busted a move at mine.

    • @jmz2144
      @jmz2144 4 месяца назад

      ​@@videos44shut up whitey

    • @ikram2512
      @ikram2512 4 месяца назад +1

      @@videos44 blud didn't graduate lmao

  • @TNT_2020
    @TNT_2020 4 месяца назад +27

    1:30 the woman in the second row 5th person from the right can't believe what she's seeing

  • @TMaxMoment
    @TMaxMoment 4 месяца назад +13

    I admit it: this was one heck of a compilation. Well done

  • @bubsy69
    @bubsy69 4 месяца назад +1

    The dog named stitch totally looks like stitch

  • @tdpuuhailee8222
    @tdpuuhailee8222 4 месяца назад +33

    1:45 If it exists. It can swim.

    • @voice_0f_reason
      @voice_0f_reason 4 месяца назад +4

      Sonic can't

    • @shadesteel9247
      @shadesteel9247 4 месяца назад +7

      Can water swim?

    • @HyBrithe
      @HyBrithe 4 месяца назад +6

      Rocks can swim?

    • @trip6769
      @trip6769 4 месяца назад

      @@voice_0f_reasonsonic doesn’t exist 🥲

    • @mom_spaghetti
      @mom_spaghetti 4 месяца назад +2

      Tommy Vercetti can't

  • @edmundgonzalez8731
    @edmundgonzalez8731 4 месяца назад +13

    0:47 The Raccoon Federation is looking for this man to bestow Knighthood and 50lbs of cat food...

  • @HeisenbergFam
    @HeisenbergFam 4 месяца назад +54

    "you've sexiest smile I've seen"
    Bro maxed out his charisma skill

    • @deathtoraiden2080
      @deathtoraiden2080 4 месяца назад +34

      I don't understand. How can these bots get past the word filter but i can't make a post using regular words without it getting auto deleted?

    • @gabe_horn69
      @gabe_horn69 4 месяца назад

      @@deathtoraiden2080just report em and they should eventually get deleted since this one in particular supports cp

    • @humonchronos9048
      @humonchronos9048 4 месяца назад +15

      @@deathtoraiden2080 I swear to god, I know you cannot filter out every offensive bit, but literally cp or the n word??? youtube this is not a random message board wth, fix your shit

    • @addison_v_ertisement1678
      @addison_v_ertisement1678 4 месяца назад

      You know that story of the frog in the scorpion? Yeah, RUclips is the scorpion.​@@deathtoraiden2080

    • @CC45-As
      @CC45-As 4 месяца назад +3

      @@deathtoraiden2080 Same

  • @TheDragiix3
    @TheDragiix3 4 месяца назад

    The second clip absolutely sent me. Many thanks to the friend who recorded, saved AND posted it.

  • @allustian
    @allustian 4 месяца назад +20

    1:51 Spore cell stage 🦠

  • @Mac_Omegaly
    @Mac_Omegaly 4 месяца назад +9

    The love the thunderstorm time laspe!! The bubble clouds at the inside edge especially are amazing.

    • @MichaelThe-Pyro
      @MichaelThe-Pyro 4 месяца назад +1

      It looks just like the ships coming in from Independence Day

  • @yargospofg
    @yargospofg 4 месяца назад +36

    1:59 i think he might be cold

    • @POTATOOO1
      @POTATOOO1 4 месяца назад +1

      Nahhhh

    • @amazingfireboy1848
      @amazingfireboy1848 4 месяца назад +1

      Looks can be deceiving. He's a professional, he's fine 👍

  • @ArctosMajor
    @ArctosMajor 4 месяца назад +1

    Love all the vids, but this was tickled me especially well. Great job!

  • @joelikespotatoes8321
    @joelikespotatoes8321 4 месяца назад +22

    1:25 Thats going to be me I'm so tired of this.

  • @eo123smusicstudio-hr7io
    @eo123smusicstudio-hr7io 4 месяца назад +68

    0:30 Dawg was just trying to draw a heart

    • @a10miletooth
      @a10miletooth 4 месяца назад

      DON'T TRY TO GASLIGHT ME! THAT'S A PENIS AND YOU KNOW IT!!!🤣🤣🤣

    • @ExaltedDuck
      @ExaltedDuck 4 месяца назад

      Close... I mean, it did draw what appears to be an organ associated with love... It's just one that lives a little lower than the heart.

    • @MuffinDaMoose
      @MuffinDaMoose 4 месяца назад

      @@ExaltedDuckwtf

    • @ExaltedDuck
      @ExaltedDuck 4 месяца назад

      @@MuffinDaMoose It's a penis. The dog drew a penis. On the carpet, with its poop. I shouldn't have to explain. This is peak internet, folks.

    • @nucleardino8992
      @nucleardino8992 3 месяца назад

      He ain't wrong

  • @Hedgpig
    @Hedgpig 4 месяца назад +15

    ... they segregated themselves for graduation?

    • @pookiesis1465
      @pookiesis1465 4 месяца назад

      Wow,y’all are dumb. Hbcu,s were created because of segregation. Whyte people didn’t want us in their schools

    • @lemagicbaguette1917
      @lemagicbaguette1917 4 месяца назад +9

      Yeah, people are dumb.

    • @humptydumpty762
      @humptydumpty762 3 месяца назад +2

      Special rules and ways for special people.

  • @No1SumOneTV
    @No1SumOneTV 4 месяца назад +1

    that bro definitely wasn't cold

  • @chubblubdub
    @chubblubdub 4 месяца назад +160

    graduation guy be slick

    • @threadripper979
      @threadripper979 4 месяца назад

      I'm sure he'll put his ethnic studies d-gree to good use asking customers if they want fries with their burger meal

    • @UnChannelDuVulpineX
      @UnChannelDuVulpineX 4 месяца назад +2

      him am slikkk, dats free.

    • @LordZoth6292
      @LordZoth6292 4 месяца назад +19

      Nah I woulda been fed up with his grandstanding ass. Like move along, imagine how long the graduation would be if everyone got to do something like that.

    • @KatSpicert
      @KatSpicert 4 месяца назад +9

      ​@@LordZoth6292 Good thing no one could ever be that smooth wit it for this to be a concern

    • @FROG2000
      @FROG2000 4 месяца назад +11

      pretty slick, I wonder what the white graduation looked like?

  • @gypsygypsy2551
    @gypsygypsy2551 4 месяца назад +58

    1:20 Segregated graduation, alright then

    • @Notanothercrayon
      @Notanothercrayon 4 месяца назад +15

      That's California for ya

    • @lucasfreer2785
      @lucasfreer2785 4 месяца назад +18

      The guy looks more like he's showing off than being joyful

    • @daddyrabbit835
      @daddyrabbit835 4 месяца назад +3

      @@lucasfreer2785 Agreed

    • @pricture
      @pricture 4 месяца назад +13

      I'd be fine with it if it went both ways. Scott Adams was right.

    • @zerotodona1495
      @zerotodona1495 4 месяца назад

      That’s what blacks want

  • @luminous6969
    @luminous6969 4 месяца назад +10

    1:18 I'm confused, did they seriously segregate graduation? I thought we decided as a country that segregation is wrong and we got rid of it?

    • @Notanothercrayon
      @Notanothercrayon 4 месяца назад +2

      There was a normal graduation ceremony for everyone too, this is just the special bonus party that's only for people with the right skin tone

    • @luminous6969
      @luminous6969 4 месяца назад +3

      @@Notanothercrayon Did the white people have their own bonus graduation where black people weren't allowed to be included as well? Actually it sounds pretty bad when you word it like that 😅

    • @Notanothercrayon
      @Notanothercrayon 4 месяца назад

      @@luminous6969 I don't believe there was a special party just for white people. I could be wrong but that would be pretty surprising.

    • @humptydumpty762
      @humptydumpty762 3 месяца назад

      Nothing is wrong or unacceptable to the special race. Haven't you learned anything white boy?

  • @OhTheMiserbee
    @OhTheMiserbee 4 месяца назад +1

    john broke the laws of physics

  • @Krissy_Bunnie
    @Krissy_Bunnie 4 месяца назад +50

    I swear those plastic trash bins are the most clumsy thing ever invented

    • @UnusualMemesCompilations
      @UnusualMemesCompilations 4 месяца назад

      for real

    • @addison_v_ertisement1678
      @addison_v_ertisement1678 4 месяца назад +22

      Just close it and you'll be fine!

    • @Krissy_Bunnie
      @Krissy_Bunnie 4 месяца назад +2

      @@addison_v_ertisement1678 It waddles when I drag it! XD

    • @kjw79
      @kjw79 4 месяца назад +17

      How do people still not know how to use them? You don’t push it like a shopping cart, you tilt it down and pull it behind you.

    • @MoultrieGeek
      @MoultrieGeek 4 месяца назад +7

      which is why "do not transport with lid open" is stamped on the lid

  • @mrfoxbox9536
    @mrfoxbox9536 4 месяца назад +63

    Man, i dont get to see these videos the second they upload often, but when i do i immediately become happy

    • @thesquishyfishy
      @thesquishyfishy 4 месяца назад +2

      Depression cured

    • @JalinaTheFox1
      @JalinaTheFox1 4 месяца назад

      @@thesquishyfishy agreed

    • @mahmodulmozumder3194
      @mahmodulmozumder3194 4 месяца назад

      but the owner of this channel is happier than you because people like you exist, if it was not for you he would have had to work in the bank doing complex tasks, because his dad couldn't give a work position in politics as he had promised him. He is now happily enjoying life as a multimillionaire and the funny thing is that he affords it buy calling some companies, buying other people's videos, and putting them in a short compilation with littleof his voice and he doesn't even post daily these compilations. For how lazy of a person he is, he only posts shorts daily, one a day. You are laughing at his compilations, He is laughing at your pockets. Look at how thing are in reality, you are being used, and you don't recognise it and laugh and jump like a little kid.